#ancient curses

[gojoshooter]

Ancient curses of Jujutsu kaisen — VS modern world

Featuring : Kenjaku, Choso, Sukuna

Genre : sfw, crack

A/N : Am I the first to write on this hc? 😭 anw, enjoy the chaos! <33

WARNING : idk... swearing? mentions of genitals in a non-sensual way, gun, death

the curses are granted a few days to spend on modern day earth, on a binding vow to not use their curse powers

Kenjaku :

Chaos to be reckoned with

He's by himself on the streets no one can put him on a leash

Giving his dirtiest judging eyes to people who stare at him

Kenjaku doesn't care what era tbh he just wants to be the centre of a family drama

Annoyingly fitting in without trouble

He's a fast learner. Buys an iPhone.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

BULLYING KIDS ON ROBLOX

Fights women irl

Ok but I don't think he's a misogynist

His gasp of offence when he gets called a bitch

Would lure men into his apartment and kill them for fun

Friends with some underground criminals

Choso :

He insisted Yuji let him live in his house since his little brother's life isn't safe and he will need some help

It's the other way around

Ain't no way he's living in that century-old cloth at Yuji's so he gives him pants

Someone help him fit his thick thighs in he's an old man

Almost zips his dick off

Someone will def call him 'goth babygirl' on the internet im gonna cry

Throwing Itadori behind himself with that nose-scrunchy face he makes when they travel in the bullet train

"You go through this daily, 'dori? I'm here now. Do not be afraid. I'm here" while his heart races. "Deep breaths, I said, Yuji."

Earth can't be flatter than Itadori's reaction rn

Yelp when he sees a large billboard ad of a woman in Calvin Klein through the sidewalks BYEEDHJH

Choso isn't that bad since he's just 150...

Sukuna :

Don't expect anything good

He lives in Yuji most of the time

Ok but comes out once in a while to do The Sukuna Things ™

Can we have a 2 second silence for this poor boy

He's annoyed but still trying to get his shit around in this era

Gets a gun licence but refuses for a car licence

He's done living in a rat hole

So here goes Sukuna the explorar

He's on Wild 'n Out with Kenjaku yo??

Doesn't even try to rap just single-handedly bad mouths each one at a time

Women love his 'tattoos'

And not him :D

Def would say "women ☕"

Everyday he gets called on 911 by someone

A/N : fin! reblog if u liked it <333 keep looking forward for more ^^

[authorjessicacale]

Burning for You: Love Curses and Erotic Magic in the Greco-Roman World

A man in 4th Century BCE Macedon wants to separate a woman he desires from a rival. In 2nd Century CE Egypt, a woman wants the woman she desires to return her feelings. The Pompeian man seeks the help of Cupid, and the Egyptian woman is seeking help from a ghost. More than 500 years and 1,000 miles separated them, but the solution to their dilemma was the same. They each went to a magical…

[prosegalaxy]

In twilight's eerie grasp, the past and present blend, as whispers of the future echo through time. A secret lies concealed, an ancient curse unleashed, in the very walls that stand. The clock, frozen still, ticks backwards, and the ghostly figure speaks, "I am the boundless now."

[rhythmicreverie]

Once upon a time, in the realm of Aeloria, where dragons soared and giants roamed, a family long thought lost reappeared. The siblings, a fairy and a giant, reunited with their human kin, forging bonds that transcended myth and reality. Magic bloomed, and hearts were united, as the family's love shattered ancient curses.

[creepytalesdaily]

The Cursed Reliquary

Dr. Edgar Harrington, a respected historian fascinated with the tales of ancient tyrants, makes a chilling discovery. A dusty parchment leads him to a relic – the preserved heart of Vlad Tepes III, the 15th-century tyrant, shrouded in legends of terror.

Chapter 1: “Whispers of the Past” The mid-morning sun streamed in through the high windows of the centuries-old library, casting long shadows on the haphazard assemblage of books, manuscripts, and documents. The library, tucked away in a forgotten corner of Europe, was home to countless relics of the past. Among them was Dr. Edgar Harrington, a historian with a penchant for unearthing stories of…

[evilkaeya]

the best kind of ships are the ones where the characters make their relationship everyone's problem

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 247

Danny grumbles, going limp as the Spirit plucked him up, holding him out like some sort of stray cat. Their golden eyes stared across him, white hair shimmering and bloodied feathers rustling as they tilted their head. 

“You sure he’s not somehow ours?” Bludhaven asks again, setting him down once more to circle. Amity laughs, wild hair the color of wheat fluttering in a non-existent breeze and portal pulsing like a heart as she rests a hand on his head. 

“Well darlin’, I am asking if you would be open to adopting,” the Spirit laughs, the sound as familiar as the birds outside his window in the mornings. “Well, I suppose I could always ask your dear sister Arkham-” 

“No no, I would be honored,” Bludhaven smiled a literally sharp grin, something mischievous and violent about it in a way Danny was slowly growing used to. “I’m just- look at the little ghostling! He looks like he could be from ours! My hair, your eyes… he’s just missing markings…” 

“Markings he’ll get once you give me an answer darlin’...”

“OH- Yes, of course! Sorry, I got whelmed there.” 

“You have been stalking your vigilante a bit too much there Blud.” 

[harriertail]

past ties

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

[tooquirkytolose]

If I were a God I wouldn't even mind people using my name in vain, like who give a shit. Using my name in vain is like a prayer to me which is good because you never visit my temple anymore or leave an offering at my shrine, at least this way you won't forget me

[sunnyhar]

Top 2 silliest creatures in mc

[worldhistoryfacts]

Many Egyptians commissioned “magic wands” fashioned from hippopotamus tusks. These kept the dead safe on their journey to the afterlife and protected children from harm. The wands often showed gods relevant to the person’s stage of life — the gods of birth and childhood, for example — holding big, scary knives that would apparently intimidate any evil spirits. 

Here’s one from around 1700 BCE:

And another from around the same time:

{WHF} {Ko-Fi} {Medium}

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*adhd vampire, wearing a makeshift aluminum foil bodysuit & standing on their tippy toes using an extra-long broom handle to try to shove together the dusty old blackout curtains they once again forgot to close before dawnlight crept in* fuckety-fuckety-fuckety-shit-mcfuck-fucketyfucketyfuckety

[magicalstevengames]

ODYSSEUS: makes even the smallest important decision

EURYLOCHUS: fuck I can already hear the boss music. which god is it this time? is it Zeus' turn? Ares? fuck man, I do not get paid enough for this

[yvfu]

may your posts ever go viral

[wehavekookies]

New body (and skeleton) references for Victoro.

There is stuff happening in our She Is The Ancient campaign with his hexblood transformation that i am exploring some visual ideas for - currently roots growing under his skin and over his skeleton (more on that some time later :))

edit: added the roots spread over the skeleton.