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unmotivatedartistry · 1 year

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So many IRL people are talking to me and I Do Not Like It

#anyways rant in tags as I like to do:#idk what happened to the self-isolation that summer break is supposed to be #I Very Dislike This #how do I disappear from the internet to my irl friends #uhh #I Don't Want To Talk To Them #And They All Wanna Talk To Me #I Dislike This A Lot #why are IRL friends so much more draining to talk to #especially this one dude. that i used to be in a relationship with #and i think they still love me #since they LOVE throwing hints all. the. time. (in the past they complained about me to my face but tried to say it was someone else while #listing thingd that I. SAID. AND. DID.)#and they sent a ss of them talking with someone else like “i love someone but they have a gf already”#and I told them I have a gf #and shit #and they keep trying to talk to me (ALL DAY EVERY DAY) and im overwhelmed because I cant even handle #talkign to people for more than an hour before disappearing from sight #And he forces me to talk to him All Day #have I been ignoring him the past two days? Absolutely #(btw love you all for enduring my tumblr rants. kisses/p to all of you I swear I'm making art for y'all)#(also I'm making a pinned post. if anyones interested)#(also have made so much lore for my TSPUD shit if anyone wants to hear me rant)#(my dumb lil shitty TSPUD au)#(which. if you havent guessed by the name of my TSPUD account. i'll be lovingly naming 'The Unmotivated Parable')#(even though it has nothing to do with unmotivation)#(it's just that my brand is unmotivated so)#(I have so much planned eueueu)#(I <3 my men)#(only the fictional ones. the irl men drain me)

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denndrawings · 2 years

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Poet & King

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heartz4shauna · 6 months

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and what if i said that every single song ever is a reference to jackieshauna. then what. what will happen except for the truth finally coming out.

#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackieshauna #yj #they’re gfs #they told me themselves #i have a playlist of songs of edits of them #it makes me cry

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cosmicdenro · 1 year

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You're still wearing it

#hiiii #erm #5 mins before drawing this i told my gf i was gonna draw them making out #they are Not making out #not really much lore here at all except maybe rhm ran off and there were some real huge misunderstandings but they kinda. kept the rings #let me have this #copperright #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man #reginald copperbottom #rhm

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s0lar-ch3ri · 11 months

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its time

everyone loves fish...right? well, unless your allergic, but who could be allergic to a fish MAN? ha, take that allergies, gillion tidestrider is a gay fish man and you cant be allergic to men (...i think.).

i think we all love gillion as much as he loves himself (he should be a confident king) and honestly, i think i look amazing with it on! besides the wig, everything was either made from scratch or diy-ed a bit (also the makeup and paint wasnt made by me lol)

without further adu, i present to you all...

THE UNDERSEA CHAMPION!!!

did i say i love my first complete cosplay? cause yeah, minus thr chip one i did on tiktok before, this is my first complete cosplay!! make sure your hydrated and safe for this trick or treating as you should every Halloween!

uh ig i wont be nervous to show you @red-might-be-dead heres your pussy slayer and babygirl (reference and joking)

#chilling in solar lights #jrwishow #jrwi podcast #jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi gillion #jrwi cosplay #gillion jrwi #gillion tidestrider #cherry's fruity art basket #cant wait to be called the statue of liberty #pranking friends and told them i “have a lil face paint on”#yeah sure just a little #also excited to lose my gf because i look like a fucking BEAST #so fun <3

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angelmush · 10 months

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i got a goose tattooed on the inside of my forearm today and it was a flash piece but it's my favorite tattoo already it means everything to me i could sob

#i love geese so much and so deeply i named my dog after them #goose is my black dragon dog and my loyal faithful companion and my entire world #i just love these birds #they are so misunderstood as aggressive and scary when really they just are sensitive to spatial pressure #and they need a wider diameter than humans are often willing to give #but they are so beautiful i love their long graceful necks and how i can recognize their sounds anywhere #and that no matter where i live i see their little v's in the sky #and of course wild geese by mary oliver is one of the first poems i fell in love with #my english teacher deborah read it aloud to us in high school and it made me want to go outside and to stay alive #and when my gf and i first started dating i knew i loved her for lots of reasons but one of them was that she also loved geese #she told me she had a shared folder with her family members titled “geese i've seen” that she would put her goose photos in #so her entire family could witness them with her #i remember when i was sick with anorexia a few weeks before i was hospitalized a v of canadian geese flew over me on my way into work #and these big fluffy snowflakes were falling down and i could hear them calling #and it made my eyes well up #and i hoped they would get somewhere warm enough for winter #whether or not people have respect for them is a wonderful metric for gauging somebody's character #at the grocery store i worked at when i was 18 the only coworker i grew close to had a similar affinity for geese #she had a necklace of one #a little silver glinting goose in flight :'')#personal

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months

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the pics of morgan and joel are from travis sanheim's wedding this weekend!

^^^me experiencing the one-two knockout punch of “oh they WERE each other’s wedding date” followed by the realization that sanny finally got married 🥹😭 cheers indeed!!!

#have i ever told you all how i have the best anons in the world because i do. you’re all so nice to me and whenever i just. yell things #you come here and answer my questions and i love you for that thank you anon. i love you. 💕💕💕#also yes i KNOW i said finally and sanny’s like what twenty five however that is a) an old bachelor by most hockey standards b) he and alex #are high school sweethearts/been together forever and are disgustingly in love thank you they’ve been married in spirit if not reality #for years now. this has no bearing on my actual personal opinions on when you should or if you should be married or how long it should take #anyway. truly deeply madly obsessed with the joel/morgan of it all now because did they have to conform to a blue suit theme and if so #joelle why were u not wearing a belt. were all the flyers in blue suit uniform because that’s what our beautiful sensible sanny could trust #them to do &if so which ones were at the wedding i WILL be investigating post-haste. i have to update my tags 1st bc i’m the future me rn #who is currently dealing with them potentially being matching wedding dates & dunking my head in tinfoil to say morgan broke up with his gf #and ohhhhh if i don’t have a five weddings fic floating around SOMEWHERE for them. god knows i have the comment marriage fic AND fantastic!#liv in the replies #travis sanheim #<- in spirit i guess because it’s about his wedding so i felt like he should be included #philadelphia flyers #joel farabee #morgan frost #<- for my own sorting purposes #ANYWAY CONGRATS SANNY HAPPY MARRIAGE WE <3 U (do have to mention that i laugh so hard every time about that post calling him a rpf void i-)#also also bc i keep adding p.s. to this i was very pleased with myself to have flat fuck tk in the reply so that the travii were present 🫶

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tethrras · 3 months

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my mom literally trying to gaslight me in real time is sooo funny

#can i say quite literally the most cunty annoying thing in the entire world.#it is very frustrating to me that i send my birthday wishlist. a month before my birthday.#and everyone waits till the last week to get stuff. like.#i get my stuff for people 3 weeks before birthdays and christmas most of the time if they give me lists #and literally some ppl are shopping for me like 4 days before my bday and asking what i want #even though i already. sent a wishlist.#and i don't get it like #i never buy myself fun things bc i hate spending money #so i ask for fun silly stuff you have to buy online bc otherwise i'll never get it #and then they also never get it for me bc they never look at what i want until last minute #and i don't get it lol!!! makes me feel like no one actually wants to get me anything #and just does it out of obligation like #i care about getting stuff ppl want and making them happy #IDK I KNOW THIS SOUNDS SO CUNTY I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN #THAT PPL WANNA GET ME THINGS AT ALL #it's just like. i care a lot about effort yenno.#SIGH WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY MY MOM TRIED TO GASLIGHT ME ABT THIS CONVO #i told her to tell my brothers gf not to get me x piece of dndads merch cuz tay wanted to get it for me #and that the gf could get me dragon age posters i put on my google doc #my mom comes back down says the dndads stuff wouldn't come by my birthday #and i said i literally told you to tell her not to get her that because tay wants to get me that #and she was like no you said the other thing #NO. I DID NOT. LOL.#AND THEN SHE ROLLED HER EYES AT ME WHEN I CORRECTED HER #like.............................................#ANYWAY. SORRY FOR BEING THE WORST MOST ANNOYING GIRL IN THE WORLD AND #EXPRESSING THE MOST GLARINGLY FIRST WORLD PROBLEM OF ALL TIME #i just want ppl to genuinely care about me on my birthday like sorry if that is too much to ask!!!#maia.txt

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totopopopo · 3 months

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genuinely not quite sure why i am so deeply uncomfortable when it comes to telling ppl abt my personal/romantic life. like i want them to know but i also don’t like admitting to anyone out loud that i have emotions, feelings, and/or relations resembling anything beyond superficial interest. i mean jesus. how cringe. they should just intuit it all psychically or something so they can know without me ever having to bring it up myself

#like i’ve always been like this i didn’t tell my parents that i was dating my hs girlfriend for months #not bc i was scared of what they would say. i knew they’d take it fine. they knew i was gay and they knew i was close friends w her #but the thought of having to confess to my parents that i had romantic feelings for someone. and that she had romantic feelings for me.#that thought? EXCRUCIATING. MORTIFYING.#i was fine with them knowing it theoretically #but i just could not bring myself to admit to them face to face. UNPROMPTED. that i was dating somebody.#i ended up texting them as CASUALLY AS POSSIBLE in the family gc a like 12 in the morning #like hey btw just a heads up me and [girl] are dating okay bye #like lmaaooo they probably don’t even REMEMBER this now but i vividly remember drafting that text at the time like jesusss chriiiiiissstttt #but that was also true for my best friend i didn’t tell HER i was dating my gf for a while TOO and i don’t think i actually told any of our #friends just let them learn via osmosis and that was great that was ideal #i just don’t feel comfortable talking about myself to other people at all like in person #obviously writing it all out is fine like i’m sharing this on my blog bc again I don’t mind people knowing stuff #i just don’t like having a one on one conversation with anybody about any facet of my identity feelings personhood at all #and again i don’t know why that’s true. it’s kinda funny. it’s also something i’m gonna have to just suck up and take like sorry kid #welcome to the mortifying ordeal of being known #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyways lmao i was just thinking about that again bc. well for obvious reasons but also because it happened during pride month LMAO #and looking up pride events near me this evening reminded me of that specifically #man #i guess i haven’t changed at all since i was 16 lol #better taste in people now though i think #cest la vie and all that

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19871997 · 4 months

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#prefacing this w ik in fanfiction they're all just our little barbie dolls we're making kiss and it doesnt matter whatsoever but like Do you #understand how much love and respect and loyalty there is between connor and leon irl #like in connors nhlpa ama he immediately no question said that leon's the nhler who knows him best + that he's spent his entire professiona #career w him. whenever leon's asked what he thinks of connor the first sentance out his mouth is 'you [the media] know. he knows' and then #he carries on talking about how he's the best player in the world + connor never hesitates to return the sentiment #and between the two of them it's not sentiments they sau it like its fact bc it is #and their whole 'cup or bust' thing every analyst and their mother have taken it as a 'they're going to win in edmonton or not at all' in t #e sense that they want to stay in edmonton n stay together <- like not even in an insane person edmonton polycule type of way in the they'r #the best players in the world and have insane chemistry on the ice and are eachother's best friends type of way #like a reason why their pp is so lethal is bc those two on a line + the other team down yeah ofc thats going to be automatic #and leon saying that their best beats anyone else's best no doubt and connor talking about building the team from the ground up like leon w #s there when they got boo'd off the ice in 2014 he was a part of building the team that's thier damn team and in turn the sheer amount of #respect the rest of the team have for them and they have for the rest of the team and the trust that while they're the best players they #don't have to play for all of them n that's part of thier whole like. our fourth line stands up to any other first line rock solid belief #like and ofc thier on ice hugs and lockerroom hugs and that moment in the sportsnet knee injury doc and how they mention that they're best #friends whenever theyre asked and how their gf's are also best friends and also their damn dogs #NOT TO MENTION. he's my ride or die. im really lucky our paths crossed here in edmonton. as a friend it was really tough to watch that #<- leon's insane 2022 playoff run on a broken ankle #and the way leon's been dubbed the german gretzky and connor's been the next next one since he was 15 and the way they have such a solid #control of the lockerroom together and i dont know if they've ever said conflicting things to the media and how they've said that they push #eachother to be better (connor saying that leon told him to score more)#and their little taps throughout their season and bringing back their team from the dead and leon being the one to make connor laugh in #pressers and on the bench #ALL TO SAY. like i am a mc.matt.drai enjoyer in the threesome/winners room/asg/2997 are actually quite abnormal about eachother and matthew #has never been normal about anything in his life and this might be fun. kinda way #but 2997 are soulbonded in ways quite possibly none of us will ever be able to truly understand #<- also i do mean this genuinely like they're not normal people but both of them are not normal #SORRY FOR RAMBLING. i just wish there was better written fanfiction.#<- wish to be the change you see in the world innit tho #so funny to me how the eh is just canadian innit.

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altruistic-meme · 7 months

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why am i sad!!!!!!! where did it come from!!!!!!!!

#ok i know WHY im sad but like bitch we were just vibing hello????#depression go away im just chilling leave me be #i don't wanna be sad rn!!!!!!#fuck being sad!!!!!!!!!!#i know like i need to feel it but UGH #i also need to send a message i really don't wanna send to my family :'))))#nothing like bad or life altering but i know they're gonna wanna talk to me about it and i Don't Wanna Talk About It With Them rn #so #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhhh #especially 2 of my sisters cus one is the one who is closest to me #and she or her gf are likely going to bring it up after i say it bc they. idk.#they CARE and ik they do but especially her gf can be very prying about things i don't wanna talk about until she gets answers #and my other sister is the only one who has any hint about what im talking about bc i told her not to ask a while ago #but the thing is she DID ask like a month later despite me explicitly asking her not to bring it up 🙃#so i can't imagine she will respect it this time either #which is largely why i waited until i saw her for the month before sending it #SIGHHHHH i really should just get it over with #alas. i am just here to rant.#this is fine #i don't have any ice cream that SUCKS i should order some #this is an ice cream occasion #shh ac

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preggomancer · 2 years

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rough sketch of two of my guys over at my new RP-ish ask blog, @transbabymakersinc!! they’re living out all our trans pregnant polycule dreams

(Scallion: he/him | Vee: she/her)

#they also have another gf!! ill draw her eventually also probably #preg kink #mpreg #tmpreg #fpreg #nbpreg #didnt make vee look evil enough. ill get it next time #also those arent their real names i gave them like internet monikers u know #but HERE where they are FICTIONAL i can tell u scallion's name is owen. dont tell him i told you though #k bye

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alexsimblr · 23 days

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I tried the Dress to Impress CAS Challenge by my pal @circusjuney!

Meet Aubrey Lance (they/them), a gloomy geek with a penchant for troublemaking. For the challenge, I rolled 4 (back to school), 1 (blonde hair), 8 (gloves), 9 (face piercing), and 5 (stockings). Not sure if socks count as "stockings" but like... there was no way this Sim would wear traditional stockings; they're way too cool for that.

P.S. thank you to the CC creators I used!

#yay i finally did it! does it look like they want to dye their hair but their mom won't let them? that's the vibe i went for #also even though they're punk they have a gf on the soccer team hence the jersey #at least that's what i told myself bc i just really wanted to use this top on them... hsy cas you will always be famous to me #also is there anything more 'back to school' than a kid coming back with a random arm cast? lol #ty june for the challenge i had a lot of fun with it :-)#my sims #simblr #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenshots #ts4 cas #cas challenge #juniechallenge #sim: aubrey lance

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theo4eve · 28 days

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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theygender · 7 months

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The management at my old apartment stole my fucking bike

#apparently theyve been mass 'confiscating' bikes off peoples porches without telling anyone that theyre taking them #i dont know how long mine has been gone bc i didnt notice it was missing until i went to load it into my car to move it #but if its been more than (i think) 30 days then it would be considered forfeit and they would have already sold/claimed/trashed it by now #my gf and i saw a whole pile of 20+ confiscated bikes near the maintenance building but it doesnt look like mine was in it #i called them today to ask about it and they told me that for them to look for it i would need to provide a photo to prove its mine??#its MY bike! you stole it off my porch. how tf was i supposed to know that i needed to take a picture of it beforehand #they told us we can go check out the pile so me and my gf are gonna go look more thoroughly now that we're officially allowed #but if its IN the maintenance building we wont be able to find it #and if they already sold it or took it home with them or threw it away then it also wont be there #and i cant even ask them to confirm when they took it / if its already gone #bc it looks like theyve been doing this with dozens of bikes over the past few months so how would they even remember one specific one #what the fuck #rambling #also to be clear: they arent being confiscated BECAUSE theyre on the porches #the bikes are supposed to be under the stairwell and thats where mine was #my neighbors who leave their kids bikes piled on their side in the yard got to keep theirs #theyve been doing unscheduled porch painting without any sort of warning or notice on and off since like december tho #so my only guess is that they decided since they werent giving us any notice to move our stuff off the porch ahead of time #they decided to just move straight into confiscating everything off of the porches and hoping no one would call them out on it #which is fucking bullshit

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sapphicautistic · 1 year

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My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

#i don't even care about m/m romances lmao i get bored when there's no women BUT #this is objectively the best reading #anyways my gf and I came up with the main beats for an entire romance story about these guys #as a dyke raised in the church i really like the religious midwestern reading here too #also there's SUCH a phenomenon of guys having secret sex out in these rural areas and insisting even to themselves it's not gay #so this reading is very compelling to me #i also like to think the woman is like fine. there's nothing wrong with her she's sweet and friends with both of them.#gf said what if she's Narrator's sister?#like i think it's better narrative wise if the woman has no idea and isn't trying to 'turn him straight'#bc the ex CHOSE this. he caved and all so he can stand before God and insist he's 'clean'#which to me... very very resonant #updates on my boring life #also I think the ex can be either bi or gay like it doesn't matter because either way Narrator is convinced ex loves HIM still n not wifey #god i could go line by line but no one wants that lmao it's extremely funny that i fixated on this #i did not even know it was a mumford and sons song or that they are british until gf told me both facts today #i am in no way a fan #im jsut a sucker for religion flavored gay angst i guess or at least this variety of it

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