#and Sam hits him cuz wtf

[angelsberrymilk]

sam "is your pussy made out of titanium" winchester

[d-criss-news]

DARREN: I mean I put out a holiday album a few months early so why not be a few minutes early to a chat?

DARREN: hi friend!

DARREN: YAOOO HOMIES

DARREN: WHATS UPPP

DARREN: WHOOOO

DARREN: LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

DARREN: THANSK FOR JOINING ME

DARREN: THIS IS SO MUCH MORE MY SPEED

DARREN: WHERE MY KIDS WHO GREW UP WITH AIM AT

DARREN: THIS IS MY POWER ZONE

DARREN: THIS IS HOW I USED TO TALK TO ALL MY FRIENDS

DARREN: SO THIS FEELS APPROPRIATE

DARREN: WELL WE GOT THREE MINUTES BEFORE THIS SHIT FIRES UP

DARREN: AND I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT RESPONDING TO ANY OF YOU IS GONNA BE RULLL HARD

DARREN: CUZ I CAN EITHER SEE YOUR NAME OR READ YOUR COMMENT

DARREN: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER

DARREN: HAHA "GREAT FIRE OF LONDON" COMMENT WAS FUNNY

DARREN: "I'M TOO OLD TO SEE ANYTHING" I THINK WE ALL ARE, NO WORRIES

DARREN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!

DARREN: RE: ASIAN TOUR GOD I WISH

DARREN: ok i gotta get fired up, let's listen to this madness

DARREN: woah wtf we got visuals??

DARREN: oh ok

DARREN: so this is bts from the photo shoot for the album cover

DARREN: this was all in my actual house

DARREN: that i tried to make look like the house i grew up in in San Francisco

DARREN: or at least the one i spent the most christmases at

DARREN: holy shit i hope we dont gotta watch this the whole goddamn time

DARREN: so that's my actual first guitar

DARREN: i got that when i was in the third grade

DARREN: everything i know on the guitar started on that baby

DARREN: the straight hair look is supposed to be my brother Chuck

DARREN: chuck didnt actually have a mullet, these were last minute wigs, so, what ya gonna do

DARREN: ok back to the song

DARREN: check that modulation out

DARREN: i was super surprised that this song wasn't covered more

DARREN: ONE MORE MODULATION... here we GO

DARREN: the horns are fucking smashing it on this

DARREN: also little factoid: this is actually a mashup

DARREN: it's a mashup that andy williams sorta standardized so hard that we think it's ONE song

DARREN: it's actually two songs, Happy Holidays, and The holiday season

DARREN: ok hippo here we go

DARREN: i've wanted to do this version forever

DARREN: this song is so batshit that i wanted to treat it accordingly

DARREN: just make it chillhop and understated but like lowkey kinda hard

DARREN: nobody covers this song cuz they think it's so insnae

DARREN: INSANE

DARREN: which made me sad

DARREN: also no dudes ever touch it

DARREN: so if you know me, you know that i like to shine a light on things that don't get done a lot

DARREN: my face part of the song is coming up

DARREN: where the word "massage" hits with the snare

DARREN: hella swung

DARREN: also this is a very divisive song, like half of the world has no fuckin clue what it is

DARREN: while the other half is like yeah duh i love that song

DARREN: yo germany in the house!

DARREN: i also played a lot of the wacky instruments on that track

DARREN: an instrument called the nose flulte

DARREN: that's me

DARREN: wow who's sick of these visuals yet

DARREN: oh shiiiit here comes in GLAMBERT!

DARREN: so lucky to have adam on this

DARREN: this is another song that i was suprised wasn't covered more

DARREN: there are like three that are big, but none are duets

DARREN: and i wanted to do a male-male duet al la bing crosby and bob hope, from their road movies

DARREN: arranging these vocal harmonies was super fun cuz i knew I had adam to do them

DARREN: a lot of chromatic movement that i fucking LIVE for

JANETB: THIS IS SO CHAOTIC - WTF IS HAPPENING?

DARREN: JANETB it is chaotic isn't it

DARREN: and we just getting started

DARREN: god adam sounds so great, getting to vocal produce him was such a joy

DARREN: this is one of the most underrated xmas songs ever in my opinion

DARREN: alright hang on for this high note

DARREN: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DARREN: AAAAAAAA

DARREN: AAAAAAA

DARREN: AAAAAAAG

DARREN: so sick. adam smashed it. love that song.

DARREN: ok this is some real shit coming up

DARREN: my deal with this album was: i was NOT going to make this album...

DARREN: ... unless i recorded this song

DARREN: this is was always one of my favorite songs ever

DARREN: and i always loved how it was a christmas song that wasn't a christmas song

DARREN: it's about winter and falling in love during the holidays and trying to make it through

DARREN: it's a superbly written song, wish i wrote it

DARREN: i encourage all of you to check out the original

DARREN: a dude by the name of Nir Z played drums on this song, straight outta israel!

DARREN: is israel in the house today! give it up for Nir

DARREN: cuz guess what, Nir also played on the original john mayer record 20 years ago which is mind blowing

DARREN: also hi everyone

DARREN: i'm sorry i cant keep up with all these comments

DARREN: so i'm saying hi to all of you

DARREN: hello hello

DARREN: hope some of you are taking time to listen to the music as well 😬

DARREN: i'm so fucking proud of this song

DARREN: something bout the way blue light on a black night... so beautiful

DARREN: wudup finland!

DARREN: anybody here know this song before this album?

DARREN: yo ireland, oi oi oi wales!

DARREN: i would love it if this became a christmas standard, that was my goal

DARREN: ok let's kick it up a notch

DARREN: so ngl i expect there to be a faction of ppl who hate me for this song ha

DARREN: this is NOT better than the original

DARREN: i have to disagree with anyone that says that

DARREN: however

DARREN: i love this song and had to figure out how i would make this song "me"

DARREN: and thought a 60s motown take would be unique and captivating at the very least

DARREN: also the end of this song should have been a separate track

DARREN: i just forgot to do that ha

DARREN: "streetcorner carolers" is coming up at the end of this song

DARREN: technically another "original" on the album

DARREN: here it comes...

DARREN: i even put a space between this part and the "river" part

DARREN: just forgot to make it a separate track

DARREN: now it's part of the same song forever oh well ha

DARREN: yeah it's a four seasons nod

DARREN: ok guys

DARREN: this song is crazy important to me

DARREN: the first musical i was ever in was a show called fanny

DARREN: by harold rome

DARREN: this is a song from it

DARREN: a song i've always loved

DARREN: it has zero mention of christmas

DARREN: but jingle bells also doesnt mention xmas

DARREN: and what's more holiday-y than coming home and being grateful for what you have

DARREN: so the idea was to make this song sound and feel like vince guraldi

DARREN: aka super christmas-y

DARREN: the arrangement here is so gorgeous, very proud of this song too

DARREN: i hope this song can become a standard too.. that's my lofty dream

DARREN: i wanted people to hear these and feel like theyve known them their whole life

DARREN: but i guarantee youve never heard this song

DARREN: RE: FEELS LIKE AN EMBRACE, THANK YOU!! THAT WAS THE IDEA!!

DARREN: OK SO THAT'S THE END OF "SIDE 1"

DARREN: IF THIS WAS AN LP

DARREN: SO NOW THIS IS "SIDE 2"

DARREN: THIS IS ANOTHER ONE PPL DONT KNOW THAT I FLIPPED THE SCRIPT ON

DARREN: 'EAST OF WESTERLY' IS RHODE ISLAND

DARREN: I CHANGED THE ORIGINAL LYRICS TO MATCH THINGS ABOUT MY OWN LIFE

DARREN: AT THE TOP I MENTIONED ALL THE PLACES IVE DONE XMAS

DARREN: I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG

DARREN: FLAHERTY AND AHRENS IN THE HOUSE...

DARREN: ... WHO LOVES ANASTASIA? RAGTIME? SEUSSICAL? ONCE ON THIS ISLAND?

DARREN: THE ORIGINAL IS VERY BITTERSWEET

DARREN: I WANTED TO MAKE THIS A BURNIN' BOBBY DARIN VERSION

DARREN: HA A MEL TORME SONG? DAMN THANKS

DARREN: YOURE JUST SAYING THAT CUZ YOU KNOW THATS MY GUY

RACHELGRACE: CAN YOU SAY HI TO ME PLEASE? IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DARREN: HI RACHEL GRACE HOPE YOU LIKE THE MUSIC

DARREN: OH SOPH WE GOT MORE COMIN

DARREN: THIS IS A NEW LINE

DARREN: AS FOR THE SONGS YOU HEAR OVER AND OVER

DARREN: I HOPE YOU LOOK THIS ONE UP WHEN IT PLAYS

DARREN: THIS IS NEW, THE ORIGINAL IS MUCH MUCH SADDER:

DARREN: AND ONE OF MY FAVE LINES BUT I HAD TO CHANGE IT FOR THIS VERSION

DARREN: ENCOURAGE YOU TO ALL LOOK IT UP

DARREN: NANCY LAMOTT'S VERSION

DARREN: THIS LAST NOTE IS RIGHT AROUND WHERE I REALLY WISH I HAD A VIBRATO

DARREN: WISH I COULD DO THAT, BUT HEY, I'M A ROCK SINGER SORRY

DARREN: SO BACK TO MEL TORME

DARREN: CHET ATKINS YESSSS

DARREN: MEL TORME'S MASTERPIECE

DARREN: CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING BELIEVE MEL TORME WROTE THIS

DARREN: DOESNT THAT DRIVE YOU NUTS

DARREN: ANYWAY I ACTUALLY SAID I DIDNT WANNA DO THIS ONE

DARREN: SIMPLY CUZ IT'S TOO PERFECT AND BEEN DONE TOO MANY TIMES

DARREN: BUT ON THE DAY WE JUST DID A LIVE TAKE

DARREN: THIS IS A LIVE VOCAL WITH A GUTIAR

DARREN: THE STRINGS WERE ADDED AFTER

DARREN: IT WAS JUST TOO SOLID NOT TO INCLUDE

DARREN: AND ALSO EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN DONE A THOUSAND WAYS

DARREN: IT JUST REMAINS ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL TO ME SO I COULDN'T NOT HAVE IT

LANA: HOW DID YOU DECIDE WHICH SONGS TO INCLUDE?

DARREN: LANA IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WHITTLE DOWN THE CHOICES

DARREN: I STARTED WITH ABOUT 100 SONGS

DARREN: NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ORIGNALS I WROTE...

DARREN: MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL HEAR THEM 😜

DARREN: OK SO THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY BACK TO ME LOVING AIM

DARREN: cuz guess what bitches i'm in my thirties

DARREN: which is insane to me

DARREN: when the fuck did that happen

DARREN: point being that this song hits super hard

DARREN: so asked a fellow millennial

DARREN: evan rachel wood

DARREN: i asked her to go full classical singing

DARREN: cuz she can do anything

DARREN: rock jazz musical theater

DARREN: and no one asks her to do this kinda shit very often

DARREN: she also recorded this in her closet at like 2 in the moring

DARREN: i facetimed her for the vocal production of this

DARREN: ha full susan boyle vibes

DARREN: i told her to go for it

DARREN: and she did

DARREN: like full david foster shit

DARREN: not really my usual thing but i wanted a david fosterish moment on this album

DARREN: it's a boy choir song after all so there's only so many places to go with it

DARREN: which is why after we took it to church i took it to the bar

DARREN: the fiddle player on this shit is INSANE

DARREN: give it up for lainey wilson

DARREN: very proud of this one

DARREN: the only full original on this album

DARREN: the fantasy was if dean martin and dolly parton did a country/jazz crossover record in the early 70s

DARREN: stuart duncan on the fiddle ladies and gentlemen

DARREN: wow

DARREN: was song order important? yeah of course

DARREN: it's all a delicate balance

DARREN: unlike most releases ppl actually listen to xmas albums in order

DARREN: if the artist is lucky that is

DARREN: damn a lotta folks from finland here... kippis!

DARREN: also insider fact, i played the original version of this very differently on guitar

DARREN: i wanted to nod to Cohen's "hallelujia" since i've been hearing that as an xmas song lately...

DARREN: ... which it isn't, but i get it. Christian imagery and all that.

DARREN: but i changed the chord structures so it sounded less like that song

DARREN: give legal team less of a headache ha

DARREN: so ive been singing this one for a long time

DARREN: again, another one thats been done a zillion times

DARREN: but i needed a smaller moment after the madness of drunk on xmas

DARREN: so there it is

DARREN: damn so many birthdays

DARREN: happy birthday to all of you

DARREN: every day is a birthday

DARREN: guys i wish touring wasn't so goddamn expensive

DARREN: srilanka in the house!

DARREN: ha re: ask ryan murphy for a loan

DARREN: ok last song here we go

DARREN: this is up there with St Patricks Day

DARREN: this is not a song you hear

DARREN: i want this to make its way into the rotation of new years songs

DARREN: who here is a regina spektor fan?

MADDIE: THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS SONG AND ST PATRICKS DAY.

DARREN: maddie you're very welcome

DARREN: thanks for listneing to the music

DARREN: and thanks to all of you who actually listen

DARREN: that's the best way to show me love

DARREN: more than anything

DARREN: ciao my italian friends

DARREN: i wish i could hop on santas sleigh and visit all of you in one fell swoop

DARREN: hola mexico!

DARREN: fave part of the song right here

DARREN: punches me in the fuckin guy

DARREN: no mention of the things it took away

DARREN: ... wow.

DARREN: what a powerful sentiment

DARREN: this song isn't about what i'm gonna do, what is my resolution...

DARREN: it's being grateful for what you DO have, what you HAVE done

DARREN: a hopeful sentiment that i try to carry with me everywhere

DARREN: and a real overlapping theme for this whole album

DARREN: so i find it fitting to end it with that

DARREN: thank you all so much for checking out the music

DARREN: this is a huge part of my own life

DARREN: and my own experience of the holidays

DARREN: and i keep a lotta shit close to the chest

DARREN: so this is arguably one of the biggest extention of myself i've ever recorded

DARREN: thank you for sharing all

DARREN: please share with friends

DARREN: and know that this isn't just some random xmas album

DARREN: it's a piece of me

DARREN: please play it during your holiday celebrations, however you choose to do that

DARREN: from start to finish

DARREN: i love yall, and i love that we got all corners of the worls here

DARREN: *world

DARREN: how cool is that

DARREN: so thank you all i love you, happy holidays- and keep an eye out...

DARREN: ... i

DARREN: i've got some goodies coming your way

DARREN: some stocking stuffers

DARREN: happy holidays everyone big hugs and so much gratitude!

DARREN: some additional gifts

DARREN: something for EVERYONE

DARREN: stay positive, stay inspired! love ya!

TEAMDARREN: SIGNED CD'S AND VINYL- CLICK SHOP NOW <<<<<<<

[angrypotahto]

MY TWO CENTS ON RANBOOS LORE

-ranboo starts the stream in the panic room. how and why is he in that hell hole?? no clue.

just like how in dreams, you have no idea how you got there and don't really think about it eithe

( I missed the first few mins tho so)

- he dies from hitting the ground too hard, aka, he was falling. when you fall in a dream, it typically means a feeling of losing control, right??? does this further hint at the fact that he's losing the struggle for control against his unconscious self?? (especially with the more frequent sleepwalking and speaking ender)

- ranboo probably has been to the prison, cuz ur brain can't just recreate a place it's never seen

- in the last fight dream had against tommy and tubbo, he had a weird shield. and like,, it might just be me, but I'm pretty sure Dream rarely uses a shield in the smp and he def did not need a shield against those two anyways, yet he still used one and shows it quite clearly to Tommy's stream. PLUS the pattern on it can't be random, for practical uses a shield really could do without it, yet its still there. the design happens to reeeeally look like ranboos white part, with the pale grey stripe/crease, so there is def some sort of intentional foreshadowing there

-wtf is ranboo?? a hybrid? how would that even work in the mcu (minecraft universe lol) since different species can't mate? plot armor or creative freedom? idk. unless,, he was originally completely enderman, but smt corrupted him and mutated him, like a parasite, a dreamon, a mushroom/fungi maybe??

-the prisons first portal takes him to a blue forest biome, where endermen spawn. does that mean ranboo has more endermen characteristics than he knows?? and does that mean he could potentially teleport and even maybe does it regularly when unconscious (he did kinda disappear kinda instantaneously when Fundy and puffy caught him in endermen state, even if he did use the trident) ??? HE ALSO KINDA TELEPORTED A SHORT DISTANCE TO SAM IN THE STREAM, THOUGH IT PROBS WAS A BUG. AND IF HE CAN TELEPORT, THAN HE CAN GET IN THE PRISON. AND THAT WOULD BE HOW HE KNOWS HOW THE PRISON WORKS.

- following on that^. has ranboo been to dreams cell already??? cuz otherwise how would he know what the cell looks like?? ALSO, when bbh asked dream if anyone else had visited, Dream pauses for a noticeable amount of time, (but I could be digging way too deep, and dream does tend to make pauses a lot when he's trying to be angsty sort of)

-dreams voice in Ranboos head remembers Ranboos interactions with dream, so the voice really kind of is dream or at least the impersonification of dream in Ranboos head (I think at this point it's safe to assume he did do the bad stuff what with the disc and tnt, it's kinda hard to dismiss atp). the voice says that ranboo is probably the person to whom he's talked to the most, hinting that they're probably kind of close. dream caring for ranboo is also supported by the fact he covers for ranboos crimes in the last battle. ranboo is also one of the last person dream looks at before leaving for prison (tho this might be stretch), as if dream wanted to take one good last look at him before being locked away indeterminately. IF any of this is right, and ranboo is one if not THE person Dream is closest too, then the person Dream misses the most in prison could POTENTIALLY be Ranboo, and that would be the reason why dream became EXTREMELY DEFENSIVE when tommy asked, because he didn't want to expose Ranboo and cause him to get hunted down like an animal (We know it's probably not sapnap or George because if it was, it's not really smt he'd need to hide from tommy since it's not a big secret) (it could still be tommy he misses the most tho, this theory is also interesting and probably more plausible BUT LET ME DREAM ON).

- ranboos green eye is litterally exactly the same as dreams green. and if the eyes are the window to the soul...

-Dream, in the beginning, is super friendly towards Ranboo. but when Ranboo starts denying their interactions, Dream states that Ranboo is acting different than usual. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? CUZ IF HE IS ONLY AND JUST THE VOICE, RANBOOS PANIC AND DENIAL TOWARDS IT IS NOTHING NEW. (Dreams behaviour also rather changes radically after that, a lot less seeing-an-old-friend vibe and a lot more Imma manipulate you till I drive you insane)

- at one point, ranboo was on tubbos stream and they start talking about dreamons, a little bit out of nowhere the way tubbo typically does. it might be actually nothing, but why bring up plot lore from such an early time in the smp?? especially with all the dreamon possession theories, it almost seems like they're throwing a bone our way. Ranboo also mentioned that they do drop hints smts casually and do semi-lore

-IF RANBOO IS POSSESSED BY A DREAMON, HIS IMMUNITY TO THE EGG WOULD MAKE SOMEWHAT MORE SENSE. SMT ELSE IS ALREADY "IN CONTROL" OF HIM

props to you if you read all that.

pls add on, I need more content and theories to decorticate

I might add more too later

[light-koe-pinsky]

some thoughts about Danny and sams relationship cuz im trying to make sense on why i still like them together after all these years lol

I think Is really fucking cute how Danny restrains himself every time Sam pulls back from showing affection

He never questions her, never pressures her into giving more than what she does

Sam would push him to the bushes and kiss him to create a "distraction"

Danny is totally infatuated by the kiss

She quickly pedals back and tells him It wasnt a real kiss

Danny snaps out of it real quick and tells her that he didnt thought it was a real kiss and Is revealed un another episode that Is him who comes up with the idea of calling It a Fake out make out pressumably to make her feel better

After the spell of ember, Sam runs to hug him and he reciprocates the hug but again Sam quickly pulls back and Danny follows her doing a mirror reaction

Sam says that some of the spell must still present in her

Tucker exposes her saying she never was under such spell and Sam elbows him

Danny doesnt say anything

Whenever someone asumes she's his girlfriend, Danny Is quick to correct them that Is not quite true, with whoever It is, the ghosts, their enemies, the kids at school, his parents

The only time he sorta pressures her to saying something is when ghost king scapes and he has to use the Fenton armor, and doesnt know if hes going to come back and even then he doesnt explicitly outs her feelings, he just says "but if there's anything you want to tell me, nows the time" and that's it

Okay there's that time with trevor, its not a justification but Valerie had just rejected him, its normal he was a little apreensive also the instant Sam calls him out he steps back and thinks "wait wtf am i doing?" And leaves her alone

And after Sam suffers from falling out of love with trevor Danny Is there to reassure her that she Is and i quote "smart, fun, pretty" and to apologize for following them and just generaly being a jerk

Hes always complementing her "i always thought you ruled Sam"

"You should listen to some of those ideas and i should too" (when she is in that kingdom where Time Is stopped)

"That Is the coolest girl ive ever met" when Sam wishes she had never met him

AND i know we don't talk about phantom planet and almost everything about It is wrong BUT and before you kill me

THAT KISS was the ONLY thing they got right about them, okay? I don't care about the meaningless plot i don't care about tucker being the fucking governor

THAT KISS, the hesitation, the sweet kiss on dannys cheek the way Danny realizes "oh so she does love me" and proceeds to kiss her swooping His hand under Sams hair to cup her face , Is just 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌perfect

Like he waits until hes absolutely fuckin sure that she likes him in order to Advance, not really because hes not sure what he feels about her but because hes not sure what SHE feels towards him

And is not really that he does not notice all of Sams signs that she has a crush on him, and this Is another thing that I love about this ship, because we as the audience are SURE that Sam Is super infantuated with Danny, she looks longingly at him when hes flying as the sun hits Danny just right 👌 and his hair flows heroically with the wind lmao, she dreams about him being happy and she being her girlfriend, she invites him to dance, she acts jealous everytime someone tries to get closer to Danny

She's head over heels for him, and Danny Is shown to notice all this, when he catched Sam looking at him when they were flying he just smiles and doesnt say anything, Danny sees Sam's dream and when asked what was she dreaming he covers her and says he doesnt remember, all those are little acts of respect, of understanding that he knows how she feels but he knows she doesnt feel comfortable with giving too much yet

Like ...

Is always more obvious how Sam takes care of Danny and tucker, she's a wonderful friend and DOES everything in her power to help them, to help Danny and Danny of course tries to take care of everyone as a hero

But the way he takes care of Sam and roots for her and respects her space and choices

That Is just 👌 👌👌👌👌✨💕💕💞

They just... They just be taking care of eachother man, and that kills me

[cassfcky]

So, I'll finally open up about the finale, it took me a while to understand what I felt. I loved it and hated, I think it's beautiful and a hate crime, but I'll explain it as I try to cope with this feeling.

Things that I loved about it:

Dean(in the beginning) being able to move on with all the lost and sorrow he had just experienced, to see him going on was nice, I mean we know he was sad, but he wasn't giving up on it, he was living for those wo died for him and I don't mean just Cass, a lot of others have died in the past for the brothers and to see Dean living for them was good, he finally made peace with himself and I loved it.

Sam(also in the beginning) also living his life, hunting, but we can tell(maybe I'm just hallucinating) they weren't so deep on the hunt thing and for me this was good, cuz Sam was also going to get what he wants a normal life with his brother you know?

Kripke and Singer being their agents aliases

Heaven rebuild in a fantastic way and I did liked to see Bobby at the roadhouse, this makes me wonder and dream about Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Pam and Ash altogether in it, joking around and having fun.

Cass being alive.

The case

The fact that they were helping brothers, that reminded us of them.

The parallels with season 1 such as

"I can't do this without you"

Dean's death being almost like Sam's first death (both "stabbed/impaled in the back and dying in his brother's arms.

Things I hated:

Dean's death: There's no reason for it, I know the show is about Sam's journey and his life, but Dean being alive it's not exactly a set back in his development. So you can say they have a strong co-dependency, but isn't clear that their story was written by Chuck? Their choices? So now without the a**hole they not necessarily need to go on with it, they can be loving brothers with their separated lives, they can hunt together without dragging the other down, they can live a "happy" life without the other dead, they can be free without the death of the other. The show has always showed us how they're "happy" living their lives when the other is dead, like Dean with Lisa while Sam was in hell, Sam and Amelia when Dean is in purgatory. But it also shows how they let go of all of that when they comeback and this is Chuck's co-dependency writing. But now that they ARE free, they don't need to do it anymore, they can live, they can grow even more, they can get to know themselves again as individuals and not as puppets fighting apocalypse after apocalypse.

They ruined their own ideal. The show is now, not only about the brothers, but how you can make family out of friendship(personal note: this is my fav thing about the show, cuz I don't have a good blood family and I made my own with my friends, so this one hits hard on me). The whole "family don't end in blood" situation was totally forgotten when Sam, alone with a dog, made Dean's funeral. And do I need to remind you all that Dean wanted it big?? With music, lot of people? No?? Ok. But let's say make it half big, where's Jody? Donna? Claire? Alex? Where's all of them?? I mean just the close one's you know? The one's who was there for them when they needed the most?

Where the fuck was Eileen? They killed her and got her back, they created a lovely arc for her and Sam, a healthy relationship, something good for Sam. And when Jack uses the gauntlet to bring everyone back she's not back? Like where is she? Still in the gem?? And okay, that blurred woman could have been her, but they didn't even mentioned her name once? Wedding picture?? What is that?? They could've done it, I know, it's a fucking 15 year old running show, one wedding picture so we could dream would be enough(I guess)

Castiel being mentioned twice vaguely. So, your best friend confess to you that he made a deal that in the moment he experienced TRUE HAPPINESS he would be DRAGGED to NOTHING and then turns out HIS happiness consist in him telling(not even having it back, just telling) you that he loves you and that he is changed because of you and uses this to SAVE YOU and you don't tell you brother(his best friend too) what happend? When you get to Heaven and you hear the news that his actually alive and helping you don't get to want to see him??? Like not even asks or say anything?? Or like when Jack became God why didn't he asked for Cass back? He asked Chuck for it, Chuck, but didn't asked Jack?? Like wtf?? Kid would've snapped his finger so quickly that Cas would show up in Dean's lap like wtf?? That doesn't make any sense.

The 15 years of character growth thrown away.

Other topics related to this event.

Dean's deaths that were more painful, sad looking and more meaningful than 15x20

Metatron killing him (9x23)

His deal (3x16)

Dean's death reminds me of pointless deaths and how they were unnecessary in the show.

Charlie: she wasn't that stupid to leave with a book that can be traced by a deadly family just because Rowena was annoying, that still makes no fucking sense to me. I cry every time I watch it cuz she deserved better, way better.

Crowley: like they literally killed him for nothing, he sacrificed himself for nothing, there was no reason other than hold back a little bit Lucifer and he could've done it without killing himself.

Cas's death remind me of how only the brothers matter and in the end only Sam was important, don't get me wrong I love Sam, but the show praised hope, faith in one another and in the end it was just one of them going, not truly happy as he could be and to me that's too sad, cuz not only Dean didn't got to live what he deserved, but Sam also had a half empty life, the person who raised him, that was with him through all the bad moments, wasn't there for the good one. The idea of Sam having survivor guilt because Dean lived to take care of him and as soon as he could finally live for himself he dies will forever hunt me, it's just too much, he did not deserved it.

I guess that what the show did with the end was destroy all of my hope, they destroyed everything they created, the love, the foundation of a family and having faith and hope. This show literally gave me all of this, the idea of "it's bad now, but if I don't give up, it will get better", but they took it all. No friends at your funeral, no brother on your side at your wedding day, no hope. Like Dean only had peace when he died, do you know how serious this is? How depressing is this? Sam lived in grief(and yeah grief doesn't stop you from feeling happiness, but what was the reason for him to live with grief?)

I mean why did they make us dream and believe in life if they were just going to say "well you can live hell on earth and get your win, but you're not gonna live enough to fully enjoy it."

The resume is that this ending was cruel, not good or bad just cruel. Cuz they won, but they didn't get to experience it. You know what would be heartbreaking, but good and coherent with their story?? If they had died defeating Chuck, their ultimate fight, they get to save everyone, but unfortunately not themselves. It would be great, sad, it would make sense. This one gave Dean the taste of a good life, a normal life, the glimpse of it and took it away from him, killing him in a barn, scared. But hey, at least he got to tell his brother that he loved him right?? That's a win!!

[ain-t-bovvered]

15x07 Commentary

YEAH I’M SO LATE BUT I HAVE SHIT TO DO .

Bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

@smol-and-grumpy​ (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon​  (Kat)  

@waywardbaby​  (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)

Nat : 3

Nat : 2

Nat : 1

Nat : go

Giulia: Yas eileen

Zee: This thing with the bullet I still don’t completely get

Kat: So happy she’s back

Kat: It’s not a real bullet

Giulia: Us

Nat : do they always have to have a flashback tho

Zee: Future corpses

Kat: But it’s explained a bit more this episode

Nat : Tag yourself

Giulia: I know the blonde one

Giulia: I’m the brunette

Zee: I’m the brunette

Kat: Brunette for sure

Nat : I'm a mix

Kat: Nah babe you’re the blonde

Zee: I’ve only been the blonde once

Zee: Amazing

Nat : What

Nat : I didn't hear a car

Kat: At least the blonde didn’t get murdered

Zee: Bitch wipe the spit

Nat : Yet

Giulia: Oh no clean your lips yuck

Kat: Too much throw up sound

Nat : Ridiculous. You would still hear it

Giulia: Well ok wow

Giulia: I jumped not gonna lie

Nat : Ew What is that

Zee: Was that a werewolf ?

Giulia: The wendigo feels

Nat : snorts

Kat: Red shirt of sex

Giulia: Oh look wallowing in depression again

Nat : Ah Deano

Zee: Weak

Kat: Yum

Kat: No surprise there

Zee: What’s that sound of his lips?

Nat : "Yeah"

Zee: Mostly

Kat: SAM AND EILEEN ARE SO CUTE

Giulia: OH NO I LOVE THIS

Zee: Real bacon

Nat : Real bacon?

Nat : lol

E: We might've gotten just a little carried away with the margaritas last night.

Giulia: WOW

Kat: Fucking adorable

Giulia: SO DOMESTIC

Kat: So domestic

S: You're turning down bacon?

D: Mm, yes, yeah, I'm actually... I'm gonna head out.

Kat: Get out

Giulia: DEAN’s weird

Zee: I’m good Dean motto

Nat : "I'm good" I'M GOOD, GOOOOOOOOD

D: It means I got to... I got to get out of here, okay? I just... I got to...I'm gonna take a drive, clear my head.

S: Eileen and I have stuff to do.

Giulia: Lol

Giulia: I BET U DO

Zee: Look at that face

Kat: Aw someone’s feeling like a third wheel

Zee: Aaagggggghhh

Giulia: MY GOD

Kat: The dimples

D: Um, okay, but if, uh, things go your way, just make sure you put the sock on the door so I know.

Nat : sock on the door

Zee: Sock on the door

Kat: The wink melts

Giulia: not only on the door

Nat : well that would be highly uncomfortable

Giulia: Oh shush you know what im talking about

Nat : What's with the hair

Kat: DUKES IS A CLUE

Zee: Can he shut his face ?

Giulia: The accent lol

Giulia: He weird

Nat : Jensen's jealous that the sheriff can have an accent and he doesn't

Zee: Do you all talk like that Kat ?

Kat: Excuse you. I do not speak like that.

Giulia: Snort

Kat: Dean is not impressed

Zee: Can we focus on the scruff for just a sec?

Giulia: And the crazy hair

Nat : SHUT YO FACE

Kat: The blue steel

Giulia: You’ve got the look

Zee: Is he hitting on him?

Giulia: IS IT TIME

Zee: Swayze’s???

Kat: Roadhouse nod

Zee: Look at that strut

Giulia: Nice

Nat : Fun that there's only one parking spot left right in front

Giulia: I wanna go in a dump like that

Nat : Lots of Woo girls

Giulia: Hand it over

Nat : Get in line

Giulia: Lol i like her. Will she die

Giulia: Oh well now she will

Zee: Nice

Nat : Ow

Kat: Damn girl

Giulia: Cute. They cute

Kat: Dean friggin Winchester

Zee: Is this ep filled with his close ups?

Giulia: So cute

Nat : HE owns this joint?

Zee: I’m happy

Nat : Will this be the place where Dean will always end up tho. Because his friend owns the joint

Zee: Look at that couple

Giulia: SO CUTE

Giulia: the stares

Giulia: Cute

Kat: SO CUTE

Giulia: Why don t we do something fun

Zee: Do something fun

S: Yeah. Um... ideas?

E: I mean, a few.

Zee: Go girl

Kat: GET IT EILEEN

Giulia: NO. COME ON

Zee: Seriously ???

Giulia: AH BUT IT S CAS SO OK

Kat: It’s not okay

Kat: CAS IS A FUCKING COCKBLOCKING ANGEL

Nat : Ah

Giulia: my bb has done nothing wrong in his entire existence,ever, shut yo mouths

Zee: WHAT A COCK BLOCK

Nat : Snort

S: So we've been looking for signs of Chuck and Lilith

C:  Lilith?

S: Yeah, uh, she's back.

Giulia: U should have read your messages cas

Nat : Hey, nobody can say that they've been cock blocked by an aNgEL oF tHe LorD

Zee: I think that Sam’s virginity might have grown back man

C: So there may be some of you inside Chuck.

Giulia: Ew

Zee: Ew

Nat : Is that sexual

Giulia: Family business beers lol

Kat: I think you’re right

L: I always liked that crusty son of a bitch.

Giulia: Awe dad. Crusty sob lol

Kat: Oh.

Kat: No

Giulia: Ah well praises from dad Winchester

Zee: His crinkles are distracting me

Giulia: And his smirk

Kat: Aren’t they great

Nat : THE MAN IS DISTRACTING ME

Giulia: ...ah that stare

Zee: So that’s how you felt last ep? @Giulia

Giulia: Yes. U get it now

Zee: He needs to shut up

Giulia: Awe dean. And now some zoom

Nat : Dean, you don't wanna do that

Zee: That head nod hurt my soul

S: Cass, are you sure about this?

C: No, but I am sure I can't heal the wound. Maybe I can probe it.

Giulia: Yes probe cas

Zee: Probe

Kat: Ew lol

Giulia: Im ready

Giulia: Same

Zee: This is gonna sting

Nat : This is gonna sting

Nat : snorts

Giulia: Sam are you ok

Nat : a little

Giulia: Awe

Giulia: Oh wow

Kat: DAMN IT

Giulia: Nice cas

Nat : AH

Zee: Amazing

Nat : Well he's not ok now is he

Kat: Poor Sammy

Giulia: Awe that cheek rub

Zee: Sam knocked out again

D: This is Dean's other-other-other-other phone. Leave a message.

Zee: Other other other

Giulia: AH how does it feels now cas

C: Dean, I need you to call me back. Sam is hurt, and I..

Nat : How many phones does he has

Zee: Jaggers

Giulia: Look at that tuff of hair

Nat : Ew

Giulia: Slutty

Kat: Everything about him is slutty

Zee: Can’t spell it

Zee: Love it tho

Nat : Split up Triplets?

Zee: He’s gonna get some me thinks

Giulia: What a dumb stare

Kat: Ah I miss blushy Dean

Giulia: Oh him again

Nat : Who dat

Giulia: Sam winchester is hurt

Giulia: What else is new

Giulia: The one with gabe grace

Nat : A collecter

Kat: You think so huh

C: Let me rephrase. If you don't help me tonight,

Zee: Cas is serious

Giulia: WHO U CALLING

Kat: A return of badass Cas finally

Giulia: Lol yellow fever

Nat : Cas has zero patience

Giulia: Same

Zee: We’ve been knew

Giulia: U have even less

Nat : No but I just don't think that he'll get any this season cuz it won't do anything to the plot

Nat : Plot of dying guest stars

D: Trust me, uh, bigger doesn't always equal better.  

Giulia: what she said

D: Besides, who's gonna look out after the little guy? God certainly isn't.

Giulia: Damn brother that’s rough

Zee: Rough decade

Zee: No shit

Giulia: He has no idea

Kat: Ugh that smile

Nat : Dean has doubts. I hate that

Giulia: aw look that is future dean if he’s going on like that

Giulia: GIMME

L: Remember that old song your dad used to play us before we'd go out on a Hunt?

Giulia: GIMME THE SONG. GIMMIEH

D: Oh, no.

All of us: Oh, yeah.

Zee: YAS

Giulia: come on BOI

Kat: I had to look the song up

Giulia: YEAH what song

Kat: I didn’t know it 😂

Zee: LIPSYNCHING

Kat: Dukes was a clue

Zee: DUKES OF HAZARD

Giulia: idk her

Zee: THE SHOW

Giulia: still don’t know her

Giulia: AWE HE NERVOUS

Nat : YEEEEEE HAW

Giulia: YEEEEP

Kat: DEA IS SO NERVOUS AND SHY AND CUTE

Giulia: FUCK OFF

Kat: Exactly

Giulia: flips table

Kat: HE REALLY SINGS

Kat: THAT LOW NOTE

Nat : Better than Karaoke Demon Dean

Giulia: don’t let him hear you

Giulia: YAAAS

Kat: FUCK ME

Zee: Wait in line

Zee: He’s so happy I’m scared

Giulia: AWE 20sec of happiness

Kat: NO

Giulia: STOP. MY BODY CAN T TAKE IT TO

Nat : Ah

Kat: Damn I’m soaked again

Giulia: Me

Zee: Thank god don’t need my ovaries anymore

Kat: He sounds so Texan this ep

Zee: Oh fuck yeah

Kat: Them bowlegs

Nat : What a concidence

Giulia: WHO HE CALLED

Zee: Not the ghostbusters

Nat : I like Sergei. He's got attitude

Giulia: I hate him

Kat: YOU’LL FIND OUT

C: Okay, that's enough. You're here for a reason.

Giulia: Cas needs to tie his fucking tie because he slutty af

Zee: He’s following the mood of the ep

Kat: Poor Eileen so worried

Zee: Dying?

spn fandom: what else is new

Giulia: Not even surprised

Giulia: Of course he is

Nat : What else is new

Giulia: She loved jesus and america too

Giulia: So I’m a bad girl

Zee: It was a good car

Giulia: FIGHT THE FAIRIES

Nat : lol it's the tom petty song

Giulia: me in the morning

Zee: You love Jesus and America in the morning ?

Kat: Love that song

Giulia: Am I too young for that shit?

Nat : Freeeeee Faaaaallin

Giulia: No, that whiskey in the coffee. Pay attention

Zee: Yeah. Like you paid attention last week

Giulia: Well I was on the important stuff

Kat: Okay children

Giulia: Look at my confused bb

Kat: Sergei is so dramatic

Giulia: Nice shit

Zee: The legs

Giulia: Shot

Zee: Also correct

Nat : HE knows that the junkyard is NOT a runway right?

Giulia: Don t think he does

Kat: Everywhere is a runway for him

Giulia: That haircut is bad ok

Kat: I saw it coming a mile away

Nat : He ded

Zee: Wait for it

Nat : Like I said, plot of dying guest stars

Giulia: They need to stop with these jumpscares

Giulia: SERGEI

Zee: Fucker

Nat : They need to find Amara. Think Amara is sick of her brother herself. she'd probably help them without even wanting anything in return

Kat: Don’t worry Cas takes care of him

Giulia: good

Giulia: Nice Eileen

Giulia: The key to death. Psh fuck off

Kat: The key to death. That’s going to come into play I bet

Giulia: So dramatic

Zee: Cas still confused. And angry

Giulia: Look at that face

Nat : Sergei is so fucking extra

Zee: Suck it Sergei

Kat: He called Bobby

Giulia: Oh the other bobby. Forgot about him

Nat : They should get the key and open the door to the empty. Bring Jack back. And death. Ah why am I babbling

Kat: It’s what you do

Giulia: Snort

Nat : The eye squint

Kat: It doesn’t open the empty though I don’t think lol

Giulia: Wtf is in there

Kat: Aw Dean tied down. My fave

Nat : What is that thing 

Nat : What she said

Giulia: But also

Zee: Shut up

Giulia: Will dean have to kill his fwriend

Kat: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Giulia: Nice

Zee: He will huh?

Giulia: It won’t be a great addition to his mental health

Nat : Have you been watching the same show

Kat: All his friends die

Giulia: All their friends die

Kat: Well Eileen’s back lol

Giulia:FOR HOW LONG

Kat: SHUT YOUR FACE

Giulia: I M JUST BEING REALISTIC

Kat: I know but my heart can’t take it

Nat : Every one who comes on the show die

Zee: Shush

Giulia: OH NOW YOU DO CARE

Zee: Can blood really go up the tube?

Giulia: If there is vacuum yeah

Nat : I don't think they care

Giulia: The monster needs to suck

Nat : It doesn't suck

Giulia: He stupid

Zee: Oh stop please

Kat: Come on Dean get out

Giulia: What she doesn’t say

Kat: Nice

Nat : The monster will get out

Nat : what he said

Zee: And kill lee

Awe look at Dean’s repulsion towards his friend

Giulia: Nah dean will kill lee. Because this is supernatural

Zee: Daddy’s home

Nat : Surprise

Kat: The head

Giulia: Is that the sound of water 2

Kat: Ew

Zee: God bless Texas

Nat : Why does Lee do that for again? I missed it

Zee: His happiness

Kat: Money health

Nat : Feeding people to a monster makes him happy

Kat: Because fuck everyone else

Giulia: Ah saw it

Giulia: Oh yeah dean?

Kat: The monster gives him things for keeping it fed

Nat : Ah Nat : Dean distracts me

Kat: He yummy

Zee: I kill monsters

Giulia: Awe dean . Well you become the hero or the monster you hunt i guess

Zee: Welcome to my world

Giulia: Ouch

Zee: Impaled

Giulia: That should hurt so much more

Nat : Ah, that's the cue he was talking about that didn't break at first and he had to "walk off the pain" Kat: What

Giulia: ?

He told it once at a con I think? They had a fight with a cue and the cue didn't break like twice or three times and his back was blue

Giulia: Awe bb dean

Kat: Aw his murder face. Now sad face

Giulia: CAS

Giulia: awe look at them

Giulia: Oh

Nat : Awkward

Zee: That bed is too small

Kat: No, he’s just huge

Kat: What she said

Zee: What she said

Giulia: Everything is too small concerning to sam

Nat : Preview?

Giulia: TRAILER TIME

Kat: Ya go watch

Nat : Adam snorts

Kat: ADAM

Giulia: SNORT. FAMILY SUCKS

Kat: Basically tells them to suck it lol

Giulia: you let me rot in hell. Well he ain t wrong

Nat : Can u blame him

Kat: From his view, they must

Zee: They left him there for ages

ee: I’m happy with this ep. Need to change panties but I’m happy

Zee: You can leave this out

Kat: No leave it in lol

sam and Eileen cute gif

Giulia: They kill me

Giulia: Ok but if that’s sam endgame i’m so good with that. My bb deserve it

Giulia: Hope it doesn’t end in smoke

Giulia: snort

Giulia: That was mean

Kat: Wow Giuls

Giulia: Ok but look at it from chuck’s eyes

Giulia: SHOCK FACTOR

Giulia: PLOT

Giulia: CONTINUITY

Giulia: lol

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[kynthosmojo]

Venting

HERE BE SPOILERS!! SPN S15 E2 - Raising Hell

(gif by @sasquatchandleatherjacket​, thank God for you. If you want me to remove this I will, but I honestly felt the way Sam looks right now)

Ep 2 - 

Additional chess pieces: Rowena, Ketch, Kevin, Chuck, Amara

New enemies: Jack the Ripper, New faceless female demon?!

Mysteriously missing out on the fun: Woman in White, Bloody Mary, Gacy Clown

Short Version: Leader Sam is not acting normal; Jack the Ripper was annoyingly cool; Civilians are infinitely stupid. Someone tells you it is dangerous to go somewhere and you go? You could ask the people keeping you safe to go get the shit you need for emergencies, but no. Useless Angel is again useless and getting more useless, also arguing with the heroes with no solution for his damn self.

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So yeah, the first thing we get is a surprisingly creepy start, middle of the night, human disregarding the rules, get killed by what looks like a person she knows. Oh but wait, he was possessed. Very interesting ghost, psychotic, scary actually.

Angel being useless arguing with Sam instead of making himself useful. He is stronger than the humans, so shouldn't he be on patrol?? Even shouldn't he go looking for the missing ppl?

Oh Sam, How I wish you would have just snapped a little bit harder. Why not "When we say do not go in, you do not go in! Now someone's missing, isn't that a clue? Thank you for making our jobs that much harder! Now, if you need emergency items, we have ppl to help with that who know what they are doing. Stop trying to end up dead, and do as I say!"

Oh, the new HGIC is Jack The Ripper? Oh shit.

Oh great, stupid people not listening, yet again!

Oh so JTR has trouble getting attention too. Anyway, this mofo seems to be no joke.

Civilians stand there and breathe after you heard gunshots and growling, and see dead ppl, no don't run. Yah great.

Cass, argumentative as usual. What exactly do you expect Sam and his hunters to do since they are already busy? YOU go look for stupid humans who don't listen, just like yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to play: Bobbing for guest stars! Rowena sweeps in and flirts with Cass. Ugh, why?

OK, SO 12:30 SECONDS INTO THE WHOLE 45 MIN SHOW AND WE FINALLY SEE SAM AND DEAN ON THE SAME SCREEN! Yah great.

Shoot them, my guys, I am pretty sure it will hurt less than what I am afraid will happen! YEP I. WAS. RIGHT!!!!!

And the brothers' scene together is over at 13:36 for commercial but resumes at 16:30 and goes through 19:00… so far. Total of about 5mins, 30secs. Anxiously waiting for more…

Guest Star # 2! Ketch is in the line-up!

OH! And a gun that shoots Iron Flakes. (in Bobby's voice)Used to be when you needed to get a ghost outta ya, you'd take a hit of rock salt. It would hurt like a bitch, but you'd live. And these two maybe wouldn't have gotten their guts ripped up waiting on Ketch's appearance with his new convenient toy!!!

Meanwhile, what a convenient way to bring up a new demon. Female named Ardat. GREAT…

Chuck and Sissy sitting in a tree, A-R-G-U-I-N-G. Why do they sound like an old married couple already? Oh yeah, because apparently, it is better to be hetero and incestuous than… NVM won't go there.

ANYWAY… 6th grader 'does so and so like me' bullshit from Rowena, I can only guess that is coming up on Ketch's side. Poor Dean. Then USELESS wants to try to start a convo Dean definitely doesn't wanna hear. And why is he trying to preach that all of this is supposed to happen like this anyway! That's life let's just move on?! Are you fucking serious?! Oh and that supposed inspirational, but actually desperate grab "We are" was so damn stupid. Like I keep saying, USELESS.

Oh and their screen time in case no one cares: 20:50 through 23:15. Total less than 2mins, 25 secs. And it was a painfully dry conversation I could well have done without.

Was so very right about the 6th grader bullshit! Oh great, instead of Salt hula hoops and gun bungees, we get loose ass chain links of iron around the neck that can fall off at any time! Tell me Mr. BMOL, how come you don’t have a convenient better-thing-than-an-iron-chain-link-necklace!!!!

Hello, 'nother guest star. It's Kevin Tran, everyone! Thanks for conveniently saving the moment again. And after the demon kid tells you multiple times that the wards are temporary, KEVIN tells you once that it is weakening and yay! It hits home. Don't get mad at the demon for not listening.

Chuck and Sissy sitting in a tree, A-R-G-U-I-N-G. Again. Little retreat? Priceless relationship? He wants to deepen what they have? Start a new species?! GURRL JUST SAY NO! Ohh but she figured him out, so now the trouble starts. He's low on power, he needs her help, he's scared.

Brother time! 34:10 through… hold on while I catch this, why is it always Sam to give away a secret? And why is Belphegor being a snoopy little sneak? Oh and suddenly he makes more sense than experience?! They cannot get Kevin to heaven cuz Chuck isn't their friend anymore? I am sure spells still work... 35:30…

OOH! Break for shoulder issue… and back to bros at 35:38-ish and back and forth for a few secs again because Chuck is freaking out. It is like the deity has never felt pain before. But that would mean he forgot when Amara punched him in his figurative balls last time huh? You 'member, when he almost DIED?

So Dean is worried again, but Sam refuses to even acknowledge it (kinda badass, kinda stubbornly stupid). OK, Bros done at about 35:58. Another generous minute and some. Geez.

Whoops, Kevin forgot that he could leave the way he came in. That was a mistake.

Oh, macgruder here we go with the only female on the team must help the men repopulate the earth or at the very least be raring to go because what? She's a newly free feminist with all the power over her cooch so the first thing she does is wanna give it up? Ketchwena? AWKWARD. Yah great.

Rowena had to take the long way thru the badlands to get the new weapon, also temporary, to the boys. It isn't tested, so instead of testing it out on the fucking ghost who would definitely deserve it who caught up to you before your destination, let's allow Ketch to play jealous new suitor and knight in shining armor! Oh and then he gets put in a vulnerable position! Yah great.

Segway back to… Why is it that because Rowena is the only female POA (piece of ass) on the team, she has to flirt with Cass, then Ketch, AND she has a history with Jack the Ripper? And yet, she treats Sam like he's a naughty kid she's babysitting, but ppl want to ship them two like the fucking Titanic!

Oh right back to Winchesters. Actually, the whole team is here now. Yah great.

ANYWAY… How TF and when did JTR get in Ketch between his stand-off with the Winchesters, trying to consume Kevin and the new untested weapon finally being TESTED! Only to find out it ain't as badass as the first one!!!!! Convenient. Yah great.

Don't think I forgot… The fucking force field spell thing is a one-off?! BOO newbie! So now it has a weak spot and everyone conveniently knows where it is.

So, did anyone else see the Ketch thing coming? Why TF did he need to have Rowena's back from so close? Yeah, I saw that flinch JTR! Why oh why did Dean shoot his load into the hundreds of ghosts when he had limited ammo and was apparently the ONLY one allowed to sneak in ammo?! Again, USELESS is in the background, useless. He can see a demon's true face, but can't tell when someone is possessed by a ghost?

So what if Dean wouldn't hesitate to shoot Ketch, couldn't one person, or useless fucking Angel bring the Iron Frosted Flake Gun? Oh but the Angel can heal, right? No?! Seriously WTF!!!! DO NOT MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIM ANYMORE SAM!

LITERALLY ALL OF THIS SHIT COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!!!! I agree with conflict for building, enhancing, and developing the plot, but fucking really?!

EWWW Ketchwena again?! OK, but also, Ketch flirted with Dean more than the useless Angel supposedly did.

And WTF is this?! NOW we are gonna listen to a demon when he says Kevin cannot be returned to heaven? Before, no one could be bothered to trust Belphegor's uncanny wisdom. ARE THEY FUCKING FORGETTING THAT THE SAME SPELL THAT SENT BOBBY UP FROM HELL SHOULD WORK ON KEVIN? AND ISN’T IT MORE WORTH IT TO TRY THAN NOT?!!!!!!

Oh, but then let's let Kevin out a little hole in the electric fence and have it take long enough that no other ghosts happen to sneak thru. Oh, they are that scared of Belphegor? Really? So he should have been the one on patrol AT ALL TIMES!!!!

Chuck and Sissy sitting in a tree, A-R-G-U-I-N-G. Yet again! Geez, dude get a clue!

BECAUSE LOOK NOW! THERE ARE TONS OF GHOSTS STILL COMING FROM 'SOMEWHERE'! SHOULDN'T WE BE TRYING TO GET TO THAT SPOT AND SHUT THAT SPOT DOWN? MAYBE? AS A START?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW? I'VE ONLY BEEN WATCHING A SHOW THAT SHUTS DOWN HELLMOUTHS AS A HOBBY FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS!

[benhardyisdaddy]

Love Of My Life - Part 12

MASTERLIST 

(its been a while so im sorry!!! i hope u all like this fluffy af part cuz it was actually so cute and soft to write ugh BUT dont be fooled cuz the next part is going to be angsty af and like ummm yeah youll see 😌☕ also this gif is so cute wtf this is what i imagine his face was when u get excited about paris and are jumping around sksksk so cute)

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To My Beautiful Wife, 

Remember when you first saw this postcard? You were so in love with, I couldn’t not buy it. Tickets are at the airport. Pack your luggage. Everything's ready for you. 3pm is your flight. You’ve been dreaming of this moment your whole life. I wish I was with you. Roger will make a good travel buddy, you know that now. Please soak in every last moment. I’ve been gone for a while now. You’ll be in the city of love, so open your heart. You never know what you’ll find. 

Yours Forever, 

John 

P.S. You’re the love of my life 

“I can’t believe it.” you whisper, still staring at the postcard. “He bought it. He knew how much I adored it and he… He bought it.” 

You look up to Roger with tears in your eyes as you smile. A slight grin is on his face as he watches how excited you are over this. You look back down at it and your smile drops. 

“Wait,” you start, looking back up. “Are we… Are we going to Paris?” you ask, your eyes narrowing. 

Roger fights off an even bigger grin as he looks half shocked and surprised. 

“It said the tickets are ready for you. I think we’re going to Paris!” 

Your eyes are wide with shock as you jump up and down, squealing and shouting loudly. You ignored how bad your head hurt, but you couldn’t believe it! John had all of this planned out for you. He didn’t forget how much you wanted to visit Paris. He didn’t forget. 

You pause and look around your apartment, suddenly overwhelmed. 

“Oh my god, it said we leave at 3! We have to hurry!” 

You run as fast as you can back to your bedroom and fling your suitcase on the bed. You pack everything you can grab, making sure to miss nothing. You grab all of John’s letters and tuck them inside, followed by the postcard. You look around in a hurry and spot the black and white photo of John that you had taken. You stare at it and smile as you reach forward and pick it up. You run your fingers over the image and safely tuck it beside the letters. It needed to go with you. 

You were in such a huge hurry getting everything around, you didn’t even realize Roger had left your place and went back to his. He asked no questions about anything as he packed a suitcase as well and hurried back. If his best friend’s wish was for him to go on a little vacation with his wife, he would never say no. The look on your face was priceless when you found out you were leaving for the one place you have dreamed of seeing. He was just as excited for you. 

Shower, change clothes, get around and you’re done. You have exactly one hour to get to the airport on time. Roger helped place your luggage in his car along with his. You were giddy and excited, not able to sit still. 

“I can't believe this is actually happening!” you squeal, looking out the window as you all drive. 

He smiles and glances over to you. He hasn’t seen you this happy in a long, long time. It was so nice. 

“Are you nervous?” he asks, looking back to the road. 

“A little,” you confess. “But I’m really happy you’ll be there with me.” 

Roger’s smile drops just a bit as he looks over to you fast. A sweet grin is on your face as you look at him, his heart speeding a bit. He smiles back and looks forward again. 

“Me too.” he says. 

***

“It’s only about an hour flight at least.” says Roger, holding your tickets in his hand. 

You’re officially at the airport and waiting in your gate area. It’s 2:50pm and they were starting to board the flight. You were next in line to have your ticket scanned and off you were. Roger was right behind you as you clutch your purse tight to yourself. You walk through the long hall like structure and spot the opening for the plane. You stop just right outside of it, greeted by three flight attendants that smiled at you sweetly. You close your eyes and take in a deep breath. You open them once more and smile as you take the first step onto the plane. You glance back down at your ticket and search for you seat. It was the second row and a window seat. John really did know you. You slide into your seat and immediately buckle in. Roger sits next to you as you both peered out the window and watch as people outside scurry around to get everything in order. 

“Ready?” he asks. 

You look over to him and grin, nodding your head. You reach your hand over and grab his, lightly squeezing. 

“Take offs always scare me.” you tell him. 

He gently squeezes your hand back as he leans in closer to you. 

“Just close your eyes and squeeze my hand as hard as you can. It’ll be over before you know it.” 

You smile and nod as you lean your head back and close your eyes, still gripping his hand hard. Roger is still leaned forward a bit as he watches you slowly take in a breath and exhale. This was the perfect moment for him to take you in. He stared at you and every feature on your face. He couldn’t look away. He continued to watch you until the plane takes off. It was bumpy at first, causing your eyes to squeeze shut and to squeeze his hand hard. 

“It’s almost over.” he whispered, causing you to relax. 

And just like he said, it was over.

***

Paris, France. The one place you had dreamed of always visiting and here you were. The plane ride was smooth and perfect, almost soothing. You couldn’t believe you were actually here. You were the first off of the plane, looking around like crazy. Even the airport was beautiful. Roger walked close behind you as you both enter the building. 

“What happens now?” you ask, looking to him. 

“Well, he said he had everything planned. Maybe-” 

Roger stops and looks at something, causing your head to turn around. A man in all black holds up a sign that reads Y/n and Roger. Your brows go up as you hurriedly walked over to him, a light smile appearing on his face when he spots you.

“Hi, I’m y/n.” you tell him. 

“Yes, ma’am. I know exactly who you are. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” he says, holding out his hand to shake yours and Roger’s. “Your husband John had to of been the most genuinely nicest person I ever got to meet. It was a pleasure to know him and to do this for him.” 

You fight back happy tears as he speaks. That was the John you knew as well. You smile and look over to Roger then back to him. 

“Oh, forgive me,” he says as he takes off his dark sunglasses. “I’m Samuel. You may call me Sam if you’d like.” 

“Nice to meet you, Sam.” says Rog. 

“You as well, Mr. Taylor. Shall we go?” he asks. 

“Oh, but our luggage-” you go to say. 

“It’s already all in the car, Mrs. Deacon. Your hotel is the next stop. I’ll be your driver for the next four days here. Anything you need or anywhere you want to go, I’ll be right there.” 

You look to Roger and smile as you slide your arm around his. This was so exciting yet nerve wracking. The three of you make it outside and to a large black SUV. Sam opens the door for you both as you thank him and slide inside. 

“I had instructions to take you to your hotel and then to your dinner reservation at seven.” he tells you as he begins driving. 

“My first ever Paris dinner!” you says excited. 

“Perfect, I’m starving.” teases Roger. 

***

Your hotel was large and beautiful. Breathtaking actually. It was about 15 stories high and the most elegant place you have ever been in. When you reached your room, your eyes were wide. It was humongous and gorgeous. A large chandelier hung in the middle of the room, a king sized bed caught your eye as well. A large glass table by the large TV stand had a bucket with ice and two bottles of champagne. You walk over to it and suddenly spot a piece of paper that’s folded in half. It has your name on the front and your heart flutters. You know it’s from John. 

My Beautiful Wife, 

Enjoy your time here. I know you will. Sam knows the schedule of what I have planned for you. He will tell you everything. For now, relax and get ready for dinner. Also, walk outside on the balcony. I think you’ll enjoy the view. 

Yours Forever,

John 

P.S. You’re the love of my life 

The view? You look over to the two large doors that lead to a huge balcony. You place the letter down and slowly walked over to them, feeling Roger’s eyes on you. You grab their handles and swing them both open. You take a step outside and peer around, freezing. You gasp and your eyes go wide. Roger rushes over to you and walks behind you, stopping as well. In front of you, the most perfect view, was the Eiffel Tower. It was tall and mesmerizing, just like you knew it would be. A warm, soft breeze brushes against you as you smile widely. You couldn’t look away from it. You had longed to see it for so long now and there it is. 

“John really knew what he was doing.” whispers Rog, his eyes glued to it as well. 

You turn around to Rog and smile. 

“He did.” you whisper back. 

The two of you look at each other for a moment, not breaking away. Something about the way Roger looked at you reminded you of something or possibly someone. You glance down at his lips and then back to his eyes, noticing him do the same. He’s close to you, almost too close. You find yourself moving in even closer, him doing the same. You look away quickly and clear your throat. 

“We should get ready for dinner.” you say fast. 

Roger looks down and nods as you walk around him and back inside. He looks back at the tower for a moment before following. The two of you are silent as you change into a long black dress and fix yourself up. As you're applying lip gloss, something suddenly hits you. You turn around and walk out of the bathroom, your eyes narrowing. Roger’s sat on the bed as he ties his shoes. He looks up to you and notices the look on your face, pausing. 

“What?” he asks fast. 

“We only have one bed.” you say. 

Roger turns and looks behind him, suddenly realizing it as well. 

“Oh…” he says. “I’ll sleep on the floor.” 

“You are not sleeping on the floor. We can make it work.” you say smiling. 

You walk back into the bathroom and for some reason, your heart’s beating fast. How is tonight going to go?

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[lovelymalekk]

my final thoughts on the mr.robot tribeca talk

now that I've had a day to process that I literally saw my husband, here are my thoughts

HES SUCH A SMALL LITTLE BOI. 

LIKE IM NOT KIDDING HES LIKE SO SMALL IT WAS SO CUTE

anyways, standing in line wasn't that bad, I stood for 3 hours and got a really good seat! I was like 10 or 15 feet away from the stage. 

I'm sad that they didn't make time for questions cuz I had some things to get into business w/ rami (aka I just wanted to talk to him and get dirt on mr.robot)

all the content that they asked questions about was really interesting!

rami were so freaking cute with all his twitches and face scratches and spacing outs and smiling at Christian and Carly ughhhhhhsjjnjsnjdnjdn

his outfit was so cute the little robots on his shirt was such a nice touch

every time he talked I got literal chills cuz his voice is  hot _

I just kept smiling the whole time cuz I couldn't believe I was in the presence of RAMI SAID MALEK wtf he's an angel

he hit the mic on the table once when he was swinging it around and I laughed cuz he's just a crazy boy 

I felt very welcomed and loved by everyone

I took so many pictures and videos of rami I love him so much he was so adorable

christian and Carly were just as I imagined them! 

carly is such a bad bitch and is witty about here comebacks haha! I love her

Christian is such a character I love his personality. his voice is so unique and he is so stylish! 

I'm a tad disappointed that Rami didn't come out in the back to greet a few fans and me that was standing there. he could have just said hi from his car but he left early. I did see Sam leave though which was great but I really wished rami stuck around.  

I would 10/10 recommend going! the tickets were really cheap and it was such a great experience. I hope to get the chance in the future to meet rami. 

[stormbornspawn]

Winterfell - Season 8, Episode 1 Review

My thoughts on every (I think every? let me know if I missed any) scene from the Season 8 premiere episode.

Arrival - there was nothing wrong with this scene at all. Everything about it was expected. The northerners being apprehensive is exactly what I anticipated. Give it up for Jon and Dany looking regal AF in this scene. Good lord. Arya watching this whole scene play out was really great as a call back to season 1. Love the proud mama look from Dany as her babies fly overhead and scare the living shit out of everyone below. And did you notice her hair is in the shape of a heart? Tyrion and Varys banter is always welcomed and encouraged.

Winterfell courtyard - frosty is the only word that really feels right here. Dany’s trying to make a good impression and doesn’t get pressed when nobody kneels. Jon bent the knee - they should be on their knees, but no worries. She’s gonna overlook that cuz it’s her boo-thang’s family. All in good time. Bran coming up with the - we have no time for this - and dropping the Viserion bomb was way too rushed. This is the first issue I have with this episode. Dany’s dragons are often referred to as her children, yet hearing that one of them has been enslaved is completely glossed over and cut to next scene. This should have been a much bigger deal. Not just for Dany, but for everyone. Jon should have needed to take her somewhere to console her...you know, somewhere private...

The Great Hall - how many times does JOn have to remind these people that they are going to die without Dany’s help? Do they not believe him? I realize there are only a few people that have actually seen the army of the dead, but come on. I don’t expect anyone to be swearing fealty to Dany at this point, but a modicum of appreciation would be nice. She abandoned her campaign for this war and lost a dragon. Why did nobody bring this up? Lyanna Mormont needs to sit down - she almost called Jon a bastard and I was about to come up out of my chair. Sansa whinging about food - like, you knew they were coming and you are just now concerned about this? Dany holding her composure through that took some serious control. Her little clap back was good - whatever they want - that’s right, because they’re goddam dragons. I did like that Jon and Dany seemed to inch closer and closer to each other throughout the scene and the little look while Tyrion was talking was cute. Tyrion was well-intentioned, but they still won’t listen.

Sansa and Tyrion - I was waiting for this reunion and it did not disappoint. I would have liked to see Tyrion quell some of Sansa’s concerns as it relates to Dany. I was a tad concerned about the side eye that Bran was giving Tyrion at the end. Bran knows some things, so I’m curious what goods he has on Tyrion.

Jon & Arya - LOVE LOVE LOVE it. I was prepared to be underwhelmed here, but her jumping into Jon’s arms was everything I needed. The talk about family and Sansa being the smartest person Arya knows - yeah, didn’t see Arya siding with Sansa over Jon, but I get it. How is that dynamic of supporting family going to play out when it’s public knowledge that Jon is not their brother, but a cousin? I was also a little miffed that nobody brought up Littlefinger and that Dany and Arya were not formally introduced.

Euron/Yara/Cersei/Theon/GC - This whole segment of the show was just okay for me. I didn’t care for the dialogue. I love Pilou as an actor, but some of his lines were just cringe - I’m gonna put a prince in your belly. Like, wtf? I kind of felt a little bad for Cersei (well, not really) that she had to sleep with him and Lena brought the power in the after math of that scene. She’s brilliant and it will be the travesty of the year if she doesn’t finally get her Emmy. Theon finally rescuing Yara and making the decision to go and fight for the Starks - let’s get that ball rolling...even though I really enjoy Yara, I don’t think we will see her until way later in the season. The GC - and no elephants - wtf? Well, whatever...I would have rather had Ghost - and that’s the second big thing wrong with this episode. There was plenty of time.

Bronn - why? Completely unnecessary to have all the tits and ass in this episode. I know it’s classic GOT, but we are all over that element, I think, and it could have easily been him in a brothel and Qyburn comes to see him without all that sexposition. I don’t like the crossbow thing especially with all the talk about Dany getting hit with an arrow or a well-placed bolt.

Davos/Tyrion/Varys - can we give it up for Davos finally speaking the truth - Dany is a just woman and Jon is an honorable man - yes, please. Get married, make babies, and save the realm. Why Varys and Tyrion weren’t all over that - I don’t know. Tyrion wasn’t completely opposed to it, but Varys seemed rather extra cynical just then.

Jon & Dany - a lot to break down in this scene. Dany knows Sansa hates her and is really concerned that if she can’t even get her to respect her than the north is not going to fall in line either - that’s my interpretation of the scene. Jon saying that Sansa didn’t like them when they were growing up either was cute. Now, why in the hell are my baby dragons not eating? They hate the north? Or maybe, just maybe, they can sense that their momma isnt quite welcome there and they are feeling that emotion. I am shook that Jon got to ride the dragon (well, another one ;)) before learning about his Targ history. I saw this scene as Dany really letting him know, babe, I love you and I am willing to let you babysit my kids if needed. That 1000 years comment is coming back around again for sure. That waterfall and smooching scene was not for me - I ship them and know they are in love - that scene was for anyone that didn’t really pay attention in season 7 or read any interviews from anyone ever to just solidify that they are truly in love. Okay - it was for me too - I’m on my 3,487th rewatch. My prediction for why the dragons are acting funny - they know momma is carrying that man’s baby and they are overprotective. @me

Jon & Sansa - Sansa, why? All these two do is argue and it’s starting to piss me off. She says she trusts Jon and has faith in him, but then doesn’t trust Jon and has no faith in his decisions. They needed Dany and her armies and dragons and he got her to come there. This is why he left in the first place. She does have a valid question though - did you bend the knee for the north or because you love her? It’s a legit question, JON!! Answer. It’s both. That is the big theme of this season - love versus duty - and Jon can do both and will need to balance them both.

Arya/Gendry/Hound - the Hound and Arya was hysterical and I love the banter between Arya and Gendry. It’s like they picked up right where they left off. Can’t wait to see where this goes.

Dany/Sam/Jorah - This is tough for me. I am a Dany stan through and through, but I did not agree with her decision to burn the Tarly’s. At least not both of them. I do find it hypocritical when people chastise her for something that men have done for ages and hold her to a different standard though. I didn’t care for what she did, but I understand it. Sam’s reaction was expected and I do feel very sorry for him. I wish Dany had exhibited a little bit of remorse. Even if she wasn’t sorry, knowing he is JOn’s best friend, should have made her say - I’m so sorry. Just something.

The Reveal - I hated everything about this. Sam didn’t tell Jon as a friend. He told him in a fit of rage to try and turn Jon against Dany. I’m not okay with this. Jon wasn’t having it either. Jon executed Janos Slynt for much less. And Sam is the same person who told Jon they needed Roose BOlton’s help after the Red Wedding and told Olly to forget about his family being slaughtered by the Wildings. It’s a bit different when it’s your own family, but double standards much? Jon wasn’t having it, so I’m good with that - he’s still gonna have some words with his queen later. The reveal pissed me off because I think Sam should have come at it from a place of tenderness and instead it was bitterness about Dany and this news is gonna fuck her up. He doesn’t know they are together and he doesn’t really know her. I was pissed AF with the line - you gave up your crown for your people - would she do the same? Okay - when is someone going to bring up the fact that Jon bent the knee AFTER she agreed to fight for the north? And, please - she abandoned her fight for King’s Landing to turn her armies north and help fight. So, yeah, she would. This was the scene I was most disappointed with. John and Kit did a great job, but the writing was atrocious. All I can see is that they are setting this episode up to carry all the angst forward until the Night King is knocking on their door and then - just as Jon said - it won’t matter.

Umber - what the actual fuck? But I’m glad to see Tormund, Beric, and Edd.

Jaime/Bran - he’s waiting for an old friend!! GAAAHHHH!! I can’t wait to see the shit storm that his presence is going to bring in episode 2. That preview got my dragon momma heated.

Overall, I’d give the episode a 7/10. It was definitely not the strongest episode in the series and I blame that on choppy transitions and weird almost campy dialogue. Episode two better bring a little more grounding to the show, because I was not overly impressed with those 54 minutes. There were some great things that happened - dragon date, arrival, reunions, and how much was my girl Dany smiling this episode?? I’ve never seen her smile this much in seven seasons. Guess a good dicking down and falling in love will do that to you. The dialogue and lack of timeline really killed it for me though. As well as the glossing over of what I thought were really important storylines.

Let me know if you want to discuss.

[incarnateirony]

Since I like smashing false narratives...

Some of you may remember this post where I laughed out this little gem by Kelios for the unsourced garbage that it was:

BUT IT GETS BETTER.

So, one of Kelios’ tinhat acolytes, Magdalena, was queried by a fellow Destiel-shipping Sam fan for a damn source. First she irrelevantly went on about how much screen time Cas had (still more than the people claimed above him), but also went on to post a link to this video:

TOSSING BEHIND A CUT BECAUSE OF HOW LONG THIS GONNA BE BUT BOY OH BOY YOU’LL WANT TO OPEN IT I FOUND THE MYTHICAL VIDEO AND ITS GR8.

Now, from about 2 minutes to 11 minutes, Mark discusses how and why he left the show. This is a multifaceted issue involving

Discontent with Crowley’s story (not doing much, Mesopotamia conflict w/ Crowley being Fergus/Rowena being his mother/writing continuity

On top of a pay cut (will discuss in a bit)

On top of his contract wearing thin.

Funny enough, his pay cut had NOTHING to do with demotion, but rather, promotion, as Mark S’ guest rate is actually higher than the rate they contracted him as a regular at, and he took it as a pay CUT those years, but was technically promoted. HOWEVER,

The mention of Misha? Has nothing to do with season 12. In fact, he very explicitly states it’s about season seven, and part of his ongoing process with/over it was not letting them do to him what they did to Misha in season 7.

Further lack of comprehension comes from them waving around the Winchesters quote, while blatantly ignoring talk of Castiel’s popularity, that there’s been three characters for years and when he was promoted to regular he became the fourth (temporarily), oh, and the following, which goes against EVERYTHING they claim about da bess/worst seasons. Mark says:

Season 7 was the worst season, like, ever.

Season 8 was one of the best.

Season 9-10 were still really good.

Season 11 waffled and got a bit weird with Amara, but

He still gives accolades to the current writers because writing a serial show for fourteen years is hard.

But delet that, I guess.

TLDR: Literally nothing they claim exists in this video, actually exists. 

Mark was not demoted to guest S12 

Misha DEFINITELY wasn’t demoted to guest S12

he never even implied close to it

their numbers are completely cocked up within their own head

just like the quote they’re pulling is

just like we all knew

Mark refers to S7 negatively not once but twice (one over how they handled Misha THEN, once as just being the worst season)

Mark refers to the seasons they scream about being the worst, as some of the best.

Mark’s quote is literally about his own personal paygrade (as an actor REVERED for his guest starring across the genre - gasp - has a high guest star paygrade since it’s not solid work but he demands his value be covered!)

Shock and awe, they’re completely fabricating things again and, IDK, hoping nobody watches the video. I’m gonna guess the chick who sourced it didn’t either.

This just in, Misha Collins was demoted back in SEASON SEVEN. Alert the fandom presses.

Ignore his two promotions since then, I guess. 

This just in, Mark Sheppard is scifi genre famous for guest starring in Every Big Scifi Show and his guest star paygrade is above what SPN pays their regulars per-episode but he took the solid work at technically lower paygrade per episode at more episodes until it wasn’t panning out.

Someone hit the presses. This all has to be breaking news, right?

Cuz that’s how they’re treating it.

They’d probably be so pissed if they saw his guest star paychecks compared to any of J2M I’m dying oh my god. The point is Mark S is such a big name outside of SPN (which, I’m sorry, not even J2 have been more than moderately successful names outside of SPN, and even that not for a decade) that his guest rate is unaffordable as a regular, but apparently, more episodes at the lower rate was compensation enough. Because, in random example, if you make 10 dollars 4 times you have 40 dollars but if you make 8 dollars 5 times you have still have 40 dollars. Not sure how this is hard to figure out wtf???

[arofili]

legolas or celebrimbor??

celebrimbor doesn’t have a tumblr, he made that shit. he and narvi are @staff.

(well. they were @staff…)

leg …. pre fellowship

their blog url

green-leaves-in-a-green-forest

(or something equally long and horrendously hyphenated and fake poetic)

the kind of posts they reblog

random shit he finds amusing

like, cat pictures and social justice posts from 2013

no theme at all

i would never follow him

the first person they followed

tauriel

she convinced him to get a tumblr because of the memes

a year later, she regrets this immensely

she matured and has a better blog that she doesn’t even use much

legolas is the exact same.

what kind of theme they’d have

tumblr default theme

what kind of text posts they make at 2am

he will wake up in the middle of the night and post about the dreams he just had, but without any context

“made some chocolate milk with the lady who pulls the sun. tasted like weed. also, that one girl who i thought i had a crush on in 3rd grade was there. awkward.”

“sweating so much!! just ran a marathon with my dad while we were being chased by oliophaunts. the racetrack turned into a river halfway through. we won!!”

he thinks he’s funny

(he’s not.)

leg …… during fellowship

their blog url

he privated his blog for the first part of the journey because he thought it would be safer

after a few weeks he gets bored and starts liveblogging this shit

at that point his url becomes “fellowshipoftheleg”

his blog title is “Eight Idiots And A Gorgeous Elf Save The World”

“Hello! My name is Legolas Greenleaf. I am currently on a quest to save the world. The details are ~secret~ but I needed a place to vent so here we go. My companions are all idiots, except for me. My interests include….”

you know the type of subtitle i’m talking about.

the kind of posts they reblog

he basically stops reblogging and only makes original posts during this period of time

the liveblog

legolas had >300 followers before this, but his posts about his journey start to gain traction

his liveblog is pretty much petty complaints at first

he talks shit about gimli

he cracks “jokes” about boromir

(again. he’s not funny)

he reports on the weird stuff gandalf does

he gushes over the adorable hobbits

(until one day he accidentally bumps into frodo and sam tries to jump him.

he’s a little afraid of them after that.)

he quotes aragorn like there’s no tomorrow

some of these are like, actually deep

most of them sound like stuff from inspirobot

or they’re stupid inside jokes

everyone gets code names, cuz legolas isn’t that stupid

gandalf is “old man”

aragorn is “the bro”

boromir is “angstlord”

the hobbits go through tons of nicknames

“itty bitties”

“curly boys”

tiny monsters

eventually they get their own, but by that point the fellowship has split

gimli is “asshole dwarf”

after a few weeks… he becomes weirdly popular.

his story reads like a trollfic, with stupid plot twists and bizarre anecdotes

this mostly is anecdotes, not the full scope of the quest

he mostly makes text posts, with a few pictures here and there

every now and then he’ll post a snapshot of the fellowship roasting marshmallows

or a selfie of him in lothlorien

or a sneaky pic of him drawing dicks on boromir’s face while he’s asleep

he used to be low-profile, but shit’s gone whack.

he’s gaining hundreds of followers a day

his top post has half a million notes.

he’s a tumblr “cewebrity”

everyone on tumblr thinks this is just a story, not real life

people dig through his old posts looking for clues and foreshadowing

they’re baffled by the dedication the mod of the blog has to building up this “legolas” character

or they’re puzzled by the mod’s decision to turn this shit blog into a dedicated storytelling platform

legolas is bombarded with asks and @ mentions

but like…this bitch don’t actually know how to use this website.

he can make a post and reblog one

but that’s literally it

he’s the kind of blogger who leaves stupid captions on popular posts

he can’t figure out how tags work

he’s never heard of xkit

all his asks go unanswered

he’s only sort of aware of what’s going on

he’s blogging 100% from mobile, which makes it even worse

the Legolas Fandom goes buckwild

there is not enough time in the day to over it all

ship wars.

fan theories.

headcanon drama.

it’s a mess.

and again, legolas has no clue that this is going on.

when he catches feelings for gimli…things get insane.

he writes gushy, cringy, angsty posts about gimli

he posts pics of gimli with flower crowns

he composes bad poetry about gimli

the fan base is infuriated.

they’d all been shipping him with aragorn.

and like, no one in the fellowship has a fucking clue this is happening.

at least, not until they get to 

it’s ironic that Isolated Horseblr User eowyn is the first one to recognize legolas

she finally gets up the courage to ask him about it

“has someone been stealing your selfies, or…?”

he is astonished.

if Leg could, he’d shut down the whole thing

even if eowyn had wanted to help him do that, he’s just in too deep

he’s in this for the long haul.

now, Legolas starts to make shit up.

that’s when his popularity tanks.

he’s getting callouts

he’s everyone’s “problematic fav”

people dig through his blog to find dirt instead of clues

Legolas is more aware of this now, and he pouts for days

then gimli, a Twitter-Only lad, finally sees a masterpost explaining everything

he connects the dots way quicker than anyone else did

and oh fuck.

he’s frantically tweeting–

“wtf do i do??”

“i think i’m the asshole dwarf??”

“but he’s like in love with the asshole dwarf now??”

“oh my god, my crush likes me back??”

“has he been liveblogging EVERYTHING??”

eventually he deletes it all and decides to confront legolas

the leg boy caves under pressure and spills the beans.

they figure their personal shit out

of course, aragorn knew everything all along.

at least, that’s what he says

gimli takes over the liveblog for a day and everyone goes nuts.

together, he and leg decide that they’ve got to end this fake-ish story

even though they don’t know the ending of the real one.

for someone who’s never used it before, gimli picks up tumblr etiquette quickly

and on mobile. that’s a whole nother level of perseverance.

he starts streamlining shit, collecting information, making use of fan masterposts

he ties all the loose ends together

with a little bit of help from legolas to make it suitably weird, they close the story strong with a bang and a kiss.

aragorn finds their version of events…amusing.

after the real dust settles and the news stories about the Real Quest hit the press…

now legolas is a Real Actual Celebrity

his fans new and old start to see…similarities between the two stories

plagiarism?

insider info?

conspiracy?

coincidence?

no one can decide.

leg ………… post fellowship

their blog url

Legolas has three blogs now.

“fellowshipoftheleg” is kept as an archive. he doesn’t post there anymore.

he has a secret personal blog, “greenwood-gossip”, that he just posts random shit on like before.

and finally he has a Real Life Famous Person Tumblr Blog, “legolasgreenleaf”

the kind of posts they reblog

with the help of gimli and tauriel, he figures out how to actually use this website.

like most celeb blogs this one doesn’t post much

but he does reblog edits of himself and of his friends

every time he’s asked about fellowshipoftheleg he answers that he is not responsible for it and has no idea about it and would you all please stop asking about it.

the first person they followed

aragorn’s new Famous Person account.

this blog is deactivated after two months because he never uses it.

what kind of theme they’d have

something that should be really classy but with awkward shades of green

like, it had potential but again…legolas has a terrible eye for design

what kind of text posts they make at 2am

he doesn’t usually make original posts

but sometimes he’ll complain about gimli’s weird habits

and once - just once - he confessed that he was the one who ran that liveblog all those years ago

he deleted the post an hour later, but there were screenshots.

legolas is the Ultimate Troll.

[home-of-monsters]

Season 8!

We Need to Talk About Kevin

-“It was a deer!” What kind of city-boy thing is that to say? Wtf kinda deer you got over there?

-Dean carrying Benny’s spirit literally inside him… just. How do people look at that and go “he’s totes straight!”????

-Also, Benny’s spirit is where the mark of Cain eventually goes and I have a lot of feels about that.

-Oh, right, this is that season with the dog lady. Does she even get a name? I legit can’t remember it, and it’s only been like, a year since I’ve last rewatched the show.

-Dean has so many issues that never get addressed. This shows done him so dirty.

-“Nothing says family business like the whole family being dead.”

-So, Sam just… ditches dog-girl? Is he secretly talking to her, or did he honestly just up and ghost her?

-Oh, Amelia.

What’s Up Tiger Mommy?

-Purgatory was such a visually beautiful storyline 💜

-Also, mama Tran is a bamf

Heartache

-“I had something I’ve never had before: a normal life!” What about when you were in college?

Blood Brother

-We deserved so much more Benny.

-Also, we deserved more vampirates.

-Ooof, the parallels between Benny’s maker and John are just. Ugh. Dean has a type of guy he falls for, and it absolutely men with Daddy Issues. (Which is funny, cuz that’s not the type of women he goes for, but that’s a whole other discussion.)

-“He’s a … friend.” “What?! You don’t have any — all your friends are dead.” 😂😂 but also 😭😭

Southern Comfort

-Charlie is their little sister, and Garth is that weird cousin that only comes around during the holidays and gets massively drunk.-

“Bobby belonged to all of us!” You tell him, Garth!

A Little Slice if Kevin

-Wait, what happened to the whole “prophets are supposed to be protected by an arch Angel” thing?

-Dean needing to believe that he failed Cas, because he literally can’t accept that Cas chose not to come back with him… oh. Oh bby.

Hunter Heroici

-Cas became so much more sarcastic after spending time with Benny and Dean. Hmmm.

-Dean being mean to Cas, because he doesn’t know how to deal with his feelings. Bby.

-Wait, Sam bought a house with dog-lady, and then just… ghosted her??

-Dean coming over to talk to Cas, instead of arguing with him about going to Heaven. He’s come so far 💜💙

-Dog-Lady’s dad is an asshole.

-Deans first thought to test the cartoon theory is to hit himself in the head with a book. I just. That’s such a bizarre idea?

-I literally blocked out all of dog lady’s story line.

Citizen Fang

-Benny working at a hole-in-the wall dinner is perfect 💜💙

-Yuck to old men hitting on women

-When the boys have to do episodes where they’re in the south, the Texas comes out real strong

-Oh Benny ❤️

Torn and Frayed

-I really hate the Conversion pt 2 storyline.

-Didn’t… didn’t Crowley already know about the Angel tablet?

-What’s the point in killing someone after they’ve spilled secrets? Like… killing thems not gonna reverse it.

-Sorry Benny. Dean can only handle one messed up boyfriend at a time. And the last time his other boyfriend got messed up, he claimed to be God, and slaughtered a bunch of people so. Ya know. He kinda wins right now.

-Also, sorry to the actress that plays Amelia. What a thankless role.

-Also, if no homo, why parallel with Sam and Amelia?

LARP and the Real Girl

-“These kids today, with their texting, and their murder.”

-Dean thinking LARPing looks awesome will never not be old. He’s such a nerd.

-“I love you.” Everybody loves Charlie.

-Dean in a crown. 💜💙

-And Dean helping Charlie set up battle plans.-And him arguing with Sam to make sure she’s safe. “Little sister I never wanted” my ass.

-Dean is so comfortable with Charlie. A love it. 💖

-Charlie deserved her own series. I will never forgive this show for what they did to her.

-“First time for a lot of things, if you want to find my tent later.” Damn, Maria, shoot your shot.

-“I’m the one who saves damsels in distress around here!” Fuck yeah you do Charlie!

-Sam chose to stay, even though he’s not at all interested in LARPing, just cuz he knew Dean would have fun with it 💞

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 4X18 The Monster at the End of This Book

Oh BOY is it time for my Chuck Won Truthers moment

HE DID WIN HE DI[GUNSHOT]

oh and for posterity: Misha showed up at the Oscars, and people were SO surprised to see him he trended on both tumblr and twitter

what IS it with this guy, his life is just batshit insane

IT'S CHUCK!!! FUCK THAT GUY!

THEy'RE LARPING AS THEMSELVES

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LARP MEANS

"supernatural" ROLL CREDITS

"...Sam and Dean...?" "that's it!"

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

THE FUCKING TITLE PAGE

"supernatural by carver Edlund" BECAUSE CHUCK WROTE IT AND CHUCK WO-

"full frontal" HE WASN't EVEN FULL FRONTAL in the SHOW!

THESE ARE ACTUAL TITLES

the last one was the season 3 finale?

Ah I see where the "making fun of the fandom" comes from

At least they make fun of wincest

Samgirls and Deangirls

they make fun of the people criticizing them...kripke?

Dean: please do not publish that book

I AZM WHEZZING

THEIR FUCKING F A C E S

"I'm crying on the inside" WHWPHFASI

THEY GOT QUIZZED ON THEIR OWN LIVES

SAM COULDN'T REMEMBER HIS OWN LSAT SCORE

oH he's writing what's CURRENTLY happening

oh and he doesn't know what's going on

"the last names were never in the books" o p e that's what convinces him

"obviously I'm a god" "You're not a god" GUESS WHAT FUCKE-

All FoR the Sake of Literary Symmetry

THEY MAKE FUN OF BUGS

I liked the ghost ship episode

"to be forced to live bad writing" AIFPSIFP AHAHAHA

although to be fair, the "I'm sorry I'm a shitty god" is INTERESTING where did that come from

Writing is hard gif? THAT'S WHERE THAT CAME FROM

SIAPFS HE WROTE WHAT'S HAPPENING

VONNEGUT!!

the laundromat scene is NEAT

Chuck's SO SHORT

how the hell is the book more invasive,

oh I should write about that

happened in '05 too hm

THE PINK FLOWER BANDAID

"and you drive it like that" SAM SOUNDS SO INSULTED

OH THEY CAN'T LEAVE

ah they try to outsmart prophecy uh oh

Veggie Tofu Burger it looks like it HURT SO BAD

...I can't believe god got them to try actual communication by being a a prophet

heh he likes the..oh no it's the bacon one

YOU CAN'T OUTRUN FATE YALL

oh THE FLICKER AND IT TURNING INTO THE RED MOTEL

ah the demon blood

"unsympathetic" ope

what the HELL is Sam's problem with Dean

ah he sees stars

THE BANDAIDS

"That's cuz I just got hit by a minivan, chuck"

CASTIEL

"he's a prophet of the lord" GUYS HE'S LITERALLY GOD

"i admire your work" wAS HE LOOKING AT DEAN?

oh no he was looking at the book bUT IT WAS CLOSE

M. Night level Douchiness

HE'S NOT A MOUTHPIECE THOUGH

Who's Luke??

wait Did Castiel just make a joke?

and it can't be unwritten

The horror imagery is SCARING me

thE goSpel of WincHesTer

ah he knows

no he's right, Sam is doing the Dark Side thing

ope he's actually praying

boy he sounds desperate

HE'S ASKING CAS FOR HELP HE'S AH

CAS GAVE HIM SNEAKY HELP

AHDIAFHSDPIH

OH MY GOD WAIT

"I didn't write this" FUCK YOU CUZ CAS DID THAT'S WHY

"I've got a Gun in my pocket" PFFT

nice try on the trap bud

HE WAS N O T ALWAYS THE SMART ONE

pfft lilith's angry at the angel for Being There

nono she's right you all self sacrifice like your life depends on it(heh)

well I guess he did warn her

i aM the PropHet Chuc K

Boi I can't believe that worked

Sam Jesus Christ

ZACHARIAH

how is Chuck actually a decent person for now what happened

"We'd only bring you back to life" JESUS

1. Sam. Seriously, I'm starting to see the arrogance here. There has not been ONE episode recently where I go "Sam, that was unnecessarily cruel" and like...Be nice to your brother. He's sacrificed his own innocence like a million times for you, leave him alone. He's slowly going dark side, and we do get to see it, but BOI is it fucked. Sam go get off your high horse. You're smart, but not that much. You're good, but not THAT good.

2. Fate. Ok, the slow way they made the fate tie into everything was NEAT! the slow build to the RED motel, to the minivan, to the stars. Like the instant they try to undo it, you know they won't succeed, but they added a good chunk of stuff so that you slowly figure out HOW it won't happen about concurrently with Dean.

3. Writing=god. That whole thing about how they turned Chuck into hating the "kill your darlings" thing(I'm needlessly cruel to you, why did I do all that to you guys for the sake of literary symmetry, etc) felt a bit...off. Like I'm glad Chuck still has a conscience(he wanted to stop something from happening at the end and Zach said no), but it kinda implies that whoever IS writing it...doesn't? Like God is a malevolent God. ALSO the "If you die, we'll just bring you back from death." Like I don't know what happened from then to present, but that whole thing is a Mess, how is he actually god. Also, they...called themselves bad writers? They painted themselves in a bad way? If God wrote supernatural, and God is cruel and did a bad job...what was the takeaway? is it that the whole THING is meta? that the whole point is that we're always getting a Narrative of Sam and Dean, that the meta is part of the inherent backbone of the show? that the ghostfacers are the only real versions? ??

4. writing-invasive. Ok so the thing I noticed is that the writing felt more invasive than the show. Like could be the way they made him write it for Maximum Funny Points, but it's A LOT more invasive, like there's no part of you that's truly your own. I feel like that might have been the point, but I still wanted to mention it.

5. META! Ok COMPLETELY separate from the actual Meta Plot that may or may not be happening...them reacting to their actual lives being a Series is HILARIOUS! like did they use it to be unashamedly mean to their own fans cuz it wasn't the demographic they wanted? yes. And it was shitty(and it was ALSO shitty when Sherlock did it, wtf guys). But making fun of W*ncest shippers, them getting told they're larping, the quiz on themselves+Sam forgetting the LSAT scores, the showing the tattoo...honestly it's so good, it was really funny. Mixed bag, but gave me HILARIOUS shit.

6. CAS. CAS SNEAKY HELPED DEAN! I JUST!! CAN'T GET OVER THAT SCENE!! "Listen, I'm not allowed to do anything for real, because I'll get in trouble and that would be ... horrible. But so...here's this...interesting piece of info....you may or may not need...might be helpful idk" the lil half smile with "good luck," the attempt at a joke. I think maybe Castiel agrees, that there's something Fucked here. Like we saw what happened with him and Anna and Uriel and how completely fucked it got, and we want him to realize that and help Sam and Dean, and he is, in his sneaky "I don't entirely want to give everything up yet" thing and OH IT WAS SO GOOD

7. Obligatory Chuck Won. Listen. Listen. "the monster at the end of this book." HE's THE MONSTER! if we believe that the MetaPlot is a Part of supernatural(and as time goes on, I think we have to, what with all the adaptations and the actual nods it does). And in that case...yeah it makes sense that the writers did what they did, and it was because Chuck Won. Like seeing this, it makes sense! if THIS is supernatural by carver edlund, and carver edlund is god, then he did...exactly what he wanted when he was the villain and killed both of them unsatisfyingly.

I'm dying on this hill, this is right, chuck won truthers RISE

WHOO

[lupejasso]

I’m about to rant about a Soap.

Let me just start by saying that I am a long time Jasam shipper. From the very beginning. I’ve always been a kelly fan and in turn, a Sam supporter.

But here’s the thing, even though I was a fan of the pairing that doesn’t mean I was blind to the favoritism that Jason always got. He was always the golden boy. Even after he lost his memory and turned into a mob hit man. Not that I’m knocking his lifestyle. I accepted Jason the way he was. Baggage and all. But you have to admit that he got away with everything.

Everything is about him though. When he got together with Sam the first time, her life revolved around him. Which made sense at the time because it was the first time Sam truly experienced being in love and having it be returned to her. She was the Bonnie to his Clyde because she was always supporting him. She let him be who he was. I don’t think he stopped her from being herself but she definitely wasn’t his first priority. That will always be Sonny, Carly and their family. Again, not knocking it, it’s just the truth.

When they got back together I was happy they addressed how codependent their relationship had been. It was nice to see that Sam could stand alone but chose to be with Jason and Vice versa. It seemed to be going great. But then Sam got pregnant. And instead of this being a storyline about sam dealing with her trauma and being a new mom it turned into how it all affected Jason.

He couldn’t handle what was happening and it was all about his hate for Franco and how he just couldn’t be there for his pregnant wife. Then Jason had to be the hero before he left the canvas. So he found Danny and FINALLY accepted the baby and Sam. Then he got shot and disappeared.

Enter Drew, who we all thought was Jason. I thought that I was going to hate the twin storyline from the beginning. But I had to admit that I actually kinda loved it. It hit so many emotional beats right. What made it worth it was that there was no clear good or bad choice. They were all victims in this scheme and had to somehow navigate trying to put the pieces back together and move on somehow.

It all started out with everyone on equal footing. But lately it has turned into the Jason show once again. Drew is nothing to others. So many have renounced him. He is suddenly this terrible person who Sam will have a terrible life with. Which is funny, cuz I remember everyone being a fan when he was being a great friend to them for those couple of years. But now that he’s an obstacle to Jason’s happiness they don’t need to concern themselves with keeping up appearances. Instead they just make assumptions about him and his life with Sam.

Suddenly Sam is back to being a supporting character. She should not only be an equal participant in this storyline, she should be front and center. Instead, it’s all about Jason. How she’s hurting him by sticking with drew. How much of a martyr he is. How drew is hurting him by being so selfish to want to stay with the woman and family he loves. Sam can’t possibly actually like this guy that much even though she says she does. Right? I mean that’s what everyone keeps telling Jason. We don’t actually get to see this from Sams perspective because the show is too busy having every other character speak for her.

Everyone who once called drew a friend is letting Jason know how Sam and Drew truly feel. It’s interesting that they have so much insight considering none have actually made any real attempts to talk to either of them. Sure they talk at them but actually try to listen? Nah.

I get it from Sonny and Carly. They’re always gonna be team Jason. I get it. It makes sense. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

But Spinelli? I get how much he loved both Jason and Sam and the relationship they once had. He wants them to be happy and in his opinion that means they have to be together. Which may even be true. But the way he judged Drew?? Wow. That really bothered me. You claimed to love this guy and pledged your loyalty to him for the person he was. Even when he didn’t remember anything, even if those memories weren’t his. He is basing so much of off one night in a police station after a very instense situation. Yes, Drew did want to cling to Sam. Guess what? He had just lost everything and everyone. And while you were all celebrating having Jason back, Drew was wondering wtf he had left.

Look, I’m not saying Sam shouldn’t go be with Jason, even if I am team Drew. He’s not perfect. He’s got tons to try to figure out. It’s just the way it’s playing out that’s bothering me. The tone has totally changed and now they’re painting sam being with drew as some dreadful situation that she’s stuck in. Just because Drew has been vocal about wanting to be with Sam doesn’t make him terrible. Just honest. If Sam asked him to, he would step away in a heart beat. Hell, he’s already offered.

But Sam is adamant with him that he’s who she wants to be with. I for one would love to believe her. Not because I am team drew, but because I am team Sam. I want her to have enough confidence in herself to know what she wants and go for it. Just because Jason will never change doesn’t mean that the events of the last five or six years haven’t changed Sam. It’s not about being safe or loyal in my opinion, it’s about being 1st. That may change down the line when Drew learns more about his past but as of right now, that’s the difference between he and Jason. Would it really be such a terrible thing for Sam to like that? To come first?

But instead of playing this beat we are getting a rushed wedding that seems like an afterthought. To top it off it’s intertwined with Jason and how much he’s the right one and Drew isn’t. The show is so heavy handed with who it clearly wants you to root for and who to root against that it’s becoming less enjoyable to watch. That’s the saddest part.

Anyway. I think I’m done ranting for now. I clearly have too much free time on my hands.

[avengersohyeah]

Trace

Part 3

Masterlist

Trace Masterlist

A/N : Just ughhh..!!!!! pert 3 everyone, took so long cuz i’m just that lazy

Dean’s POV

 I took (Y/N) to his motel to get his things, and of course of all places he has to stay in the same damned motel I left that blonde I fucked last night. ‘Shit ! hope she’s already gone…’ I thought to myself while we walked inside the motel. We stopped at the front door of his room, I watched as he unlock it. And boy, I wonder how could seeing someone unlocking a door be so interesting. The way (Y/N)’s hands twisting the key, I wonder how it felt when that hand playing with my dick. Rubbing it, twisting it like he’s twisting those key, stroke me with those soft looking hands. Grip me hard and going fast, then slow, fast again, and bring my dick to his mouth. “Shit!....” I cursed in a breathless whisper.

“Dean, are you okay ?” (Y/N) asked me, made me realised that I was just almost moan his name after the curse.

“Umm.. yeah it’s fine..i’m fine..” I’m stuttering and sure that my face is flushed right now.

“Are you sure ? because you’re kinda looks flushed, are you sick ?” He reached his hand to my forehead, out of instinct I guess. And boy, his hand are softer that I could ever imagine. “You’re kind of hot Dean…”

“Oh you don’t look to bad yourself little boy.” I countered with a smirk, testing my luck.

“Thanks… but that’s not what I mean, your forehead is warm I think you have a fever.” He chuckled a little, the sound warming my heart. He don’t know that it’s him that doing this to me, making me nervous, flustered and hot just being near him.

“Maybe, you could make it better little boy…” And I swear I said that just in my head, but seeing (Y/N)’s eyes grow wide and smile of amusement on his ridiculously beautiful face, I knew I said it out loud.

“Are you hitting on me right now ? or are you just messing with me ?” he smiled again.

“Of course I’m messing with you…” I laugh, hoping that he wouldn’t realised that I indeed tried to hit on him.

“You are one strange men Dean, dorky for sure… I like it, it means you’re not much of a jerk as what people told me.”

“Wait a minute, a jerk? What kind of things that people told you about me ?”

“Well let’s just say they’re not fond of you, so the things they said was pretty awful..” He smiled at me, and opened the door.

 Didn’t took long for him to pack, I only saw him shoving his folded clothes from the drawer into one of his bag. The other bag seemed like it’s never been touched since he arrived here, I was about to ask when he asked me if I’m ready to go back to the Bunker. And my luck decided to leave me when we steped out of the room, she called me with that fake name I gave to her.

“James ! Where were you ? I was looking for you this whole afternoon….and who is this ? why did you steped out of that room together ?” She pointed at (Y/N) who just stood there looking amussed. I reacted fastly, grabbing his shoulder and bring his body flushed to my side.

“See, umm..Brenda, I.. this is my boyfriend..” At my statement (Y/N) whipped his head to look at me. “We were fighting last night.. and I was just so mad and looking for a distraction, and then I met you.. so..”

“First of ll, my name is Britany, and second you..you fucked me with the same dick you used to fuck him ?” She’s fumming right now, and I could tell that (Y/N) is getting annoyed with her creacky screamy voice. When I’m about to reply her, he cut me.

“As a matter of fact honey, yes he did, you’re just a quick fuck for him, and that dick? Indeed the same dick that he used to fuck me. Thanks by the way for giving him a reason to come back to me after your fuck. He said he realised that nothing beats the feel of my asshole around his dick. So move, we have to go home to fuck eachother.” He said those whole thing a lot lower and hushkier, than the way he used to talk, and it sounds hot. I watched in utter amazement that not only he played along, but he also willing to talk about things that he didn’t knew I wanted to do to him. Fuck him good, sounds so hot when it came out of his mouth. He dragged me out from the motel and we hopped in to Baby.

 I didn’t start the engine right away, instead I turned to look athim, with amusement smirk plastered.

“What ?!..” he said chuckling.

“I bet that how your asshole would beat the feel of her pussy is right little boy…” And I swear he just blushed. But only a few seconds and he’s back with his playful expresion.

“Ohh, you have no idea Sir…” He wiggle his eyebrows, which makes me explodes in a laughter. He laugh with me for a moment “Seriously James ? And more you have to act as if you’re gay to get out from one night stand? Further more with me?..”

“Sorry..That’s the first thing that came out on my mind. Besides, I didn’t asked you to play along but you did. In fact you’re the one that doing all the talk for me….”

“Oh..my god..Dean winchester, I can’t belive you… not even a thank you for getting rid of her ?” He figned anoyance but failed miserably.

“Well thank you (Y/N) for getting rid of my ‘quick fuck’..” I said to him with and make airy quote gesture, referring to what he called that girl.

“You’re welcome, but next time don’t use me as an excuse please… and by the way, you knew didn’t you ?…”

“Knew about what ?..” I asked confused.

“C’mon don’t play dumb with me..! How did you know that I’m gay ?” He asked me agai, I’m in such an awe that he could read me like that. I was silent for a moment.

“Well, I kinda get the feeling after you asked if I’m hitting on you or messing with you….Also after those sex comments you said to her ?” I looked up at him hopping he wouldn’t be mad with my answer.

He scofed “Seriously ? after the sex coments ?” He made anoyed face, but somehow I can see the faintest amusement behind it.

And I decided to just give him apologetic shrug, then he chuckeled. He’s like a whole different person I met this morning, and the way his eyes shine when he smiles is priceless. Oh man, I’m in a deep shit did I ? Before I get lost further in my own head, I start the engine and drove to the Bunker.

 Normal POV

 Once they arrived, Sam was already waiting in the livingroom. He then took (Y/N) to the room he prepared earlier. He left (Y/N) to settle in his room downstair to the kitchen where he knows Dean would most likely be.

“Dean ….”

“What ?” he looked up from his plates of burgers they brought on the way home.

“You looked so happy, what’s that all about ?” There’s a teasing tone in that sentence.

“I get to have pies now, so that’s about it…”

“Come on! You know that I wouldn’t buy that right ?” And that’s how Dean told everything to him while they eat their burger. How (Y/N) just made him feeling things he never thought he could after every fucked up shit happened, and further more he feel it towards (Y/N)! a men, one that as much of a men he see as him and Sam, one that he just litteraly met that day. They were still intact with their conversation, and Dean is eating his pie when (Y/N) steped into the kitchen, and both of them jumped from their seats out of surprise.

“Jeezz..(Y/N) don’t sneak up like that! I nearly died because of heart attack years ago, how if that happens now ?” Dean said while still holding his hand to his chest.

“Who’s sneaking? You both are too caught up in your girls talk that is….” There he back with his free mouth again. Sam chuckled and (Y/N) raised an eyebrow “Something funny girafe ?”

“What ? girafe ?” Sam asked, anoyed, but amussed at the same time.

“Cuz you’re tall, get it ?” (Y/N) said as he round the table to grab his burger. “By the way, I need to show you things.”

“Things ? what things ?” Dean asked

 (Y/N) lift his bag and spilled everything on it to the table. He lifted the first thing and then explain what that is. “In this hard drive, there are all informations about The Men of Letters, supernatural creatures and how to defeat them, sigils, and things that I could find in my grandpa’s secret room. I burned them after I digitalized everything, I checked the papers, there are no watermarks, or hiden letters that would apear if you put it next  to a heat, so … yeah… I think that was the right thing to do. I don’t want anyone or anything find these informations after I left.”

Sam picked the hard drive and give (Y/N) questioning look. “You said you digitalized everything you could find, and how many things did you find actually?”

“ninety eight files, each files contained about twenty something pages of text, and some pictures… not to mentions, the table, diagram, mapping, and else…”

“And what about that ?” Dean pointed to several books that sprawled in front of (Y/N)

“I searched for the kind of language used in this books but find nothing, so I figured it’s best to bring it here. Probably there’s something that could help us in this book, but I’m not sure since I can’t read it.”

When Dean is about to take the book, Sam took it first. Dean gave him an annoyed sigh, he take some kind of blade instead. “And what about these ?”

“I honestly don’t know, I couldn’t find anything about it from the files, it’s not an angel blade but somehow it was sealed. “

“Sealed ?” Sam asked.

“Yeah look..” (Y/N) pull the blade from the seath and show them the signs covering the shaft of the blade “It’s some kind of sigils maybe, I’m not sure, but the letters are somewhat similar to one of these books has.”

And again, Dean picked up something “I gotta say, you’re fully loaded little boy” then he aimed the shotgun to (Y/N) with that teasing smirk of his.

“What can I say ?..” (Y/N) shruged innocently “These things that killed my family are still out there. And for some reason they let me live, and to find hunters like you, at least I gotta pretend like one, so the armos also work as my cover.”

“I gotta say (Y/N) I’m impressed, you’re a lot smarter and prepared than this piemania over here..” he jutted his chin towards Dean that earn him a ‘wtf’ look from the older “But these armos, looks kinda not ordinary for me..”

(Y/N) looked at Sam then Dean, “Thanks for the compliment, I’m aware of that..” Dean gave him ‘wtf’ look to “These armos were self made, silvers, melted with holy fire and the pieces were washed with holy water before it put together” This earned him an impressed yet curious look from the brothers. “What ? I’m not a rookie in supernatural business, and I’m not kidding when I said me and grandpa protected the children we raised.”

“Well, it’s getting late. How about you spill everything else you knew in the morning ?” Sam sugested to (Y/N) which he gladly accept, putting the things back to his bag.

“Thank’s Dean, Sam for agreeing to help me, and you also opened your door to me..i’m ..i’m .. thank you..” Then he turned to go back to his room. The brothers wathed him leave, and when (Y/N) is upstair Dean looked at Sam.

“I’m in a deep shit Sam, I keep on staring at his butt these whole time…”

“Well, that’s something new, you usualy just stares at something’s butt that also have boobs….” With that Sam leave Dean to get  a sleep himself.

 Dean sit a little bit longer, thingking over what he should do about (Y/N). Should he make a move? He know (Y/N) is gay anyway, but how if these things he felt towards the boy is just temporary attraction or just admiration, even worse if it’s just a pity that the boy is somewhat had gone through things like him and Sam. Whatever it is he need to find out soon, because they don’t know until when they had peaceful day before another big world threatening situation would come.

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