IS HOZIER THE DILF TRUTHER?!?!!! BCS I CANT STOP LOOKING AT ALL MY LOVELY OLDER MEN AND BEING LIKE WAIT.... THEY REMIND ME OF A HOZIER SONG... JDSIEOEIEKKS
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i turn insufferably cocky bastards into babygirls in my mind and then when people talk about their canon personalities i'm like.. what do u mean.. he literally has brown eyes.. he's so pathetic..
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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours
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smut's fun. have you ever read soul crushing, heart aching, head throbbing comfort that makes your eyes burn out of your head to the point where you just have to crawl into a ball because your inner child feels so safe? haha... yeah smuts fun.
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My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!
Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:
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