#and about 40 muses responded lmao

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Holy! 🫣🤯😳

I didn't expect to start a chain reaction, lmao. I am glad to share tad bit of my headcanons, and even more glad that the other anon enjoy it. I am happy to feed the 30 Jojolion fans out there. 

We've been starved of content for a while (from video games like: Asbr where only WoU and Josuke (whose moveset is quite outdated) are available for part 8 cast (unfortunately our grumpy and lovable plant appraiser, Kei, Josefumi, and Kira are not available *Big Sad*) to yandere content right here. Anyways, here’s part 2 of my blurb. Enjoy it. To the other anon; please don't come after me ;;

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“One package of chocolate chips cookies and those Milky way sweetrolls, if you would please.” Mitsuba mused, pointing her manicured to the dessert hidden behind the glass panes.

“Right away, Ma’am. Anything else?”You asked calmly, as you complied to her request. The dark haired model noticed something peculiar about you; You were dressed in dark navy blue dress suit reminiscent of galaxy, a silver blazer on-top of it, dark pants, and a dark shoes with silver botanical design. Overall, your motifs resembled the moon. Which made sense, seeing the brand of your bakery.

Yet, it was your necklace that garnered her attention. It was similar to that of her husband. It was a two piece necklace, she deduced. Yours was the crescent, ever so reservered and wise. While Jobin’s was that of the glazing sun, ever so energetic and on the go. Perhaps.. Perhaps you were the friend he always referred to with fondness and nostalgia. 

Not only him, but Mr. Higashikita and Mrs. Higashikita as well. Mitsuba doubt that was the case, the probability you are the same person is undeniably low. Since the friend that Jobin spoke off has been gone for nearly 22 years ago.

Regardless, she admired the way that you handled your bakery. From the calming and beautiful interiors and atmosphere (with music; ranging from Classical to Country, to Rock), to the freshly made and unique pastries, and the decently priced products and offers. Buying three packages of any product, can guarantee you another free of price. No wonder her friends raved about this place.

She could observe you, as you handled her order with absolute meticulousness and care. Your hands were gloved, as you gently knead the dough. Once the dough was ready to rise, you punched it down and let it roll. Followed by you filling the inside of dough with vanilla (with added sugar) to resemble the stars of the milky way. 

Then started rolling the filled dough again into jelly roll style, followed by you painting the outside layer of the roll with dark blue and purple coloring so it resembles a galaxy. Soon after, you have set the pastry inside the oven. While the sweetroll finishes, you have handled the cookies.

Mistuba was rather impressed by your work ethics. Instead of giving her a ready to go (probably soggy) cookies and sweet rolls, you went out of your ways to make it fresh yourself with the help of your co-workers. Not only that, but she was given a free tea as her order is being done. Mhm~ Weren’t you a clever business person? She might consider become a normal patron, if this continues.

It took about 40 minutes, for her order to be processed. 15 minutes for the sweet rolls to turn golden brown, another 15 for the cookies, and 10 minutes to package it neatly and properly. With a card on top of it; “May your happiness and prosperity be as vast as the endless universe ~✨”

“Here you go, miss. I apologise if we were late. Please, enjoy.” You spoke with a nervous smile at your face. Waiting for one of your favourite models to respond. You could feel your heart tremor, as you remembered the saying “Never meet your heroes”, but that vanished as a smile appeared on the lady’s face.

“No need to apologise, if anything… I expected to wait more, and not to mention the stellar hospitality. I could probably wait more.. However, I have quite few questions before I leave? Mind if you answer it for me?” Mitsuba mused, finishing her green chai.

“By all means, Miss. Any question you have, I’ll answer it to the best of my capabilities.” You responded back feeling the heavy weight of disappointing a customer, as influential as Mitsuba, is slowly withering.

“Good. Good. What’s your name?” Mitsuba inquired, curiosity eating her mind. There’s something familiar of you, yet she couldn’t put her finger on it. As if she has seen you somewhere. She tried to chuck it as irrational feeling, after all this is her first meeting with you. Or was it? 

She remembers seeing a photo of a young Jobin —about six years old— and another child dressed as bettles and were enjoying theirselves with Kaato laughing together with another older woman. The photo was in the Higashikita’s family photo-book.

“My name is (Y/n) (L/n), I do hope that suffices.” You chuckled, unaware of the woman’s eye widening in surprise. You have the exact name as the child. She must bring Jobin, maybe he can recognise you. She doesn't want to rush in mistaking you for someone else, but it isn't a coincidence that you share the same name with Jobin’s childhood friends.

“Is something wrong, miss?”You questioned in concern.

“No. No. Not all, haha. Please don't trouble yourself.” That all she said, before fleeing the establishment and leaving a positive feedback on the questionnaire regarding customer service and the bakery in general. Which left you pretty confused.

‘Huh? What was that all about?’ 

(2/?)

—-

Okay, bettle boy didn't appear because I want to world build a little bit regarding darling’s bakery and tad bit of relationship with Mitsuba’s and drop a few lore along the way. Darling has a long history with the Higashikita. Did she forgot them? Did something happen to reader that made them forget about them? To be continued *Insert Roundabout here.*

—JJL 🫧

Once again some really good stuff going on here, I like the additional details with Mitsuba, it adds some extra immersion that makes me want to keep reading!

[selkymaiden]

❤️🐶😈À👙☂️💋👎 for sophie, galina, and neptune please heh 😏💖

after 500 billion years i'm like yeah... yeah okay let's get spicy in here and the ones you picked hellooooooooo nurse!!!!

First off the 🐍 herself, Sophie:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Her neck and belly! Like grab her primordial pouch and kiss up her neck! Phew!!! She'll crumble!!! But that's if you can get close enough to her to do that. 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Little Queen, my love will work sometimes also. She's picky about pet names, instead, she likes to use them more on others, especially on [bird honking] since he blushes but is so pleased from the affection. 😈-Favorite sex position?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELLO. But anything facing each other, so to be honest? Vanilla missionary will do it just fine, she likes her face close to the other person also. She's not as adventurous as some of my other ladies but that's okay, she and her partner have fun. Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

LMAO. Whiney, whimpers, moans- The whole shebang. Her outside of bed is always controlled, down to earth, and calculated, but in bed? Gone. She wants to have fun and she wants to let the other person know she's having a very good time so she has no problem letting them know. 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

This depends more on her partner. (🐧 or 🎭) Because when it comes to clothes she's more interested in fashion she can wear around than an outfit that's going to not last very long... Instead ending up on the floor. So it's more what would the other person want to see her in. Like for 🎭 she's def wore a Playboy bunny suit but for 🐧 any lingerie he's gifted her or matching sets that reminisce very 30s or 40s.

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

Depends on the foreplay! She can come p fast when everything is hitting right.

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

Yes but only with birb. She's never liked it with anyone else; the wet feeling actually makes her cringe but with him it's different. But that's because she feels desired by him and wanted so she's more open for tongue all the time babeeey.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Anything with the a$$hole. No butt stuff and I will not elaborate lmaoooo.

Galina:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Her ass. Grab da peach custard and morgan le fay!

🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Dear one or my dear. She likes it plain and simple. (Oh my god "peasantry" play lfkajwlker)

😈-Favorite sex position?

:^) In another life she was probably a concubine and a good and successful one; honestly, this woman loves it standing up. Anything where she's upright and on her feet and doing work or both are doing work- just very dynamic. Wheelbarrow, upstanding citizen? Like just go for it! In the dining room before dinner that evening? Like go for it!

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

Eh, kind of? She's commanding and likes to talk, but less sensual unless she really likes the other person then you'll get a moan.

👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

Not so much as the whole outfit but it's more the shoes. Loves, loves, loves wearing heels or boots or anything pretty on her feet! And stockings! Needs the stockings. Especially the ones with the black line down the back of a good nylon stocking.

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

Not long at all, she knows what she wants and how she wants it LOL

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

To be flirty, sure! If the other person starts it she'll respond, but mostly it's not her thing.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Degradation. She's not okay with being smacked around also, like maybe a little bit of a playful and soft slap but anyone trying to do it to her she'll be like 'aight i'm out.' HOWEVER, she has no problem being the one to do the degradation or 'impact' play.😇

Neptune Eighteen:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Those biddies. Those tatas. She just wants cold robot hands (pincers) holding them!

🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Mamas even though she never wants to be a mother! But being called mamas or mami will quickly get her attention. But truly the only one for her, Yes Man, can almost call her anything silly and she'll come running to him like a puppy.

😈-Favorite sex position?

(damn ok fisto do be teaching her some stuff lfakwer) cowgirl, cowgirl, cowgirl and doggy. But okay like Yes Man's programming and robot body can only do so much flakjwer unless he had synth body then it's cowgirl, cowgirl, cowgirl, and doggy <3

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

Yes. Just ask Benny. (He'll blush but be annoyed.)

👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

Her stupid ass will wear a whole fucking cowboy outfit. But a real one, not a Hollywood movie one- like the kind a real cowhand would wear out in the wastes so it's practical. But that's not saying she wouldn't wear a fun cowboy outfit with rhinestones either. Thankfully she can wear the silliest things and Yes Man won't know the difference since to him she's already a silly human so it's normal or what does he truly know?

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

If it's Yes Man she could come for him in seconds. If it's anyone else (Benny) like... Never. It's fake. It's just acting, it's for fun, she'll just hold onto it and save it for later. Let herself stew. Petty.

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh She'll be messy and use tongue for sure! She wants to trade spit with her robot husband so bad! Just lick him and his stupid screen face ): Then he has to use windex to clean his monitor.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Anyone that's not Yes Man.

[wastemanjohn]

fic quiz

tagged by the wonderful @nameslikeguns, thank you!

1. How many works do you have on ao3? 38! Got two WIPs cooking so hopefully I'll hit 40 by the new year :)

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

226,530

3. What fandoms do you write for? Literally just SPN these days. I do tend to just write for one fandom for years at a time though!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

when i'm down on my knees you're how i pray

someone forever warm

when i hear your lips make a sound

and if you crave it then you know that you are injured

i don't mean to suggest that i loved you the best

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? Yes - eventually. I am always so happy and grateful for comments, they fuel me, but I'm bad at replying to them bc as @nameslikeguns said I can find it difficult to respond bc I find kind words hard to know how to respond to. IRL if someone compliments me I tend to just squirm lmao so my responses to comments are the online equivalent of that I guess! I tend to just scattergun reply to my whole inbox all at once when I feel brave enough.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oh gosh; as someone who mostly writes angst this is really difficult to say! Most of my endings are *~angsty~*. but I guess the first that came to mind is i don't mean to suggest that i loved you the best.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? That's easy lmao. so many moving parts or maybe some unholy war, which is a fic I forget about because i wrote it so early on... but it has a happyish ending!

8. Do you get hate on fics? i don't know about hate but i've had the odd pass agg anon here and there who wanted to tell me my edgelording triggered their IBS or about how much they hate john. Just makes me lol tbh.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Is the pope Catholic... :) Yeah my fics are predominantly smutty but I don't write a lot of straightforward porn these days (I want to but the muse doesn't take me there). Wanky as this is going to sound I usually build the story around the smut so I can get horny and Make A Point at the same time. Works pretty well for me!

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I used to write a ton of bandslash back in thr day and that quite often involved crossovers from different, er, bands. I'm not going to talk anymore about that though lmao.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not fully stolen to my knowledge but there was a fic going around tumblr recently that had quite clearly borrowed heavily and too specifically from this fic to be a coincidence. The person in question when my friend investigated was actually a minor so... it felt really difficult to do anything about it lol, I'm not about to go after a child on the internet. So I just made a pass agg reblog of the original fic instead like "Hey recognise this?" like the mature and sensible adult I am. But BELIEVE the bee in my bonnet is still buzzing about that.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes in my previous fandom I had a few translated into Chinese and Russian! That was really cool.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes several back in my bandslash days... I wish I could refind my Franz Ferdinand girlies from LJ and confess that I was one of the people behind "the dark!fic" lmao. (Or maybe not bc I was like 14 and had no business being in that community or posting what I was posting).

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? John/the world. I want that old man to fuck everyone. Or possibly get fucked by everyone depending on where the mood is taking me.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Serial killer John may be one of my roman empires and yet it lies in googledocs gathering dust. One of my resolutions for 2024 is to finish it.

16. What are your writing strengths? Ugh these questions make me feel so awkward lmao. I mean... I think I have quite a good range? Which is feedback I get quite a lot so hopefully there's some truth in it! And I think I'm quite good at imagery and emotional pacing ig? I'm not sure what else to call it. Also in the vein of common feedback anyway.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? SELF DOUBT. Honestly mate if I wasn't bogged down with that shit so much I'd be dangerous 🤪 It does make me write slowly and abandon a lot of stuff I start but I'm working on it. From a technical standpoint though I do struggle with plot. I think I'm more of a vibes/moment in time writer than an epic plot writer which does gall me lol. But yeah - I definitely struggle with longer works because I struggle with keeping things cohesive and overwriting/explaining then just overwhelming myself. Again, a resolution to work on for 2024. I also feel like I struggle with dialogue sometimes; if it doesnt magically come to me fully formed which is rare I'll really have to work at it. Trust me if you've ever written a dialogue heavy fic from me then just know that chances are said dialogue will have chopped and changed and been edited within an inch of its life.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I can only speak English sadly and have ultimate respect for people who write in a language that is not their first. That's just so amazing to me.

19. First fandom you wrote for? The White Stripes. Lmao. There were quite a lot of us back in the day.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Hands down i heard love is blind. sharp teeth dry heat and when the stiff wind blows are close seconds because i lived my goddamn truth with both of those fics 🥲 And I have a somewhat complicated relationship with what it is but I'm happy that it exists and i'm happy that it still does the rounds occasionally!

tagging @amiwritesthings @castratedsamwinchester @spnyuri @lovetranasction @beautyandthebeastiality @babybrothershaped and whoever else wants to do this idk who is and isn't writing atm lol

[sinfvlwishs]

I like to be called: noah

one thing you should know about me: i kinda tend to be sporadic at times and i have trust/anxiety issues oop. i'm an outgoing person naturally but also a bit reserved at the same time so i have some trouble letting people into my inner circle. that could also explain why sometimes i might be selective about the things i respond to in the moment. communication is also key when it comes to writing with me, my neurodivergent ass can't easily interpret sarcasm/vague posting/etc so telling me outright if there's something on your mind or if you have a problem not only helps me understand where you're coming from but also helps me avoid continuing to make a mistake/making any mistakes in the future.

thing you should know about rping with my character(s): my canons are kinda headcanon-based so from time to time i may bring up an experience or a thought my muses have had and tend to grapple with so if you have any questions do feel free to ask! i also don't like pushing headcanons onto people so if you want me to drop something for the sake of a specific thread(s)/ask(s) then please let me know! sometimes i do get carried away with them and i'm difficult when it comes to empathizing with others so it's hard for me to tell if it may feel like i'm potentially pushing something onto you, so please let me know if it does! i promise i won't be offended and i'll be happy to work something out in the meantime c:

Joy to work with: honestly any mutual of mine that i've known for a while now, i'm not really what you'd call a 'tumblr rp veteran' or anything like that so honestly anyone that shows me patience when it comes to learning the lingo and the habits of the community and where i fit into all of it i'm super grateful for. but honestly if you're someone who shows me sensitivity to my quirks and habits, no matter how good or bad, i'm almost instantly thankful for sdfjkhsd

first language: american english i guess?? lmao

age range: under 13  |  14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+ am

I okay with nsfw?: yes | no | some nsfw

my favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | darker themes | other

this rp blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc

[dxctxrii]

Do I make Space Dad a shipping call is the real Q on my mind tonight.

[azure-seadragon]

Things I Like RP Partners to Know

(i saw some people doing muse pictures and some doing mun pictures so i figured- why not both. a little comparison i guess lmao) I like to be called: I usually use ‘Cobalt’ as my online alias, though on discord or in game i will respond to Sol

Also if we’re friends/mutuals or on the same rpc group chat, using my IRL name is fine too! i won’t put it here, but im sure its out there and if you know it, you know it lol

One thing you should know about me:

I have a LOT of free time at present, but also have major adhd. This means that while im online a lot, i can alternate between instant replies or taking some time- i do not control what my brain hyperfocuses on sadly. so basically, i apologize for times where i might send a lot of things (feel free to tell me if im overwhelming you!~ odds are i got excited or something and didnt realize i was being a lot.tm ) AND i apologize for times where i may be a little quiet. I promise the latter never means I’m not interested in interacting anymore <3

One thing you should know about RPing with my character(s):

Solana has a lot of baggage and is extremely flirty. i’ve touched on these things before, but it means that sometimes some dark topics will come up- and that she will likely come across fliratious at least every once and a while. while the majority of dark subjects are not avoidable since they’re in her backstory, as far as the flirting goes i am more then willing to tone it down for a specific mun/muse- and the flirting never has to be reciprocated (in fact it doesn't even usually mean shes trying to date/sleep with them)

First language: English.

Age range: under 13  |  14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+

Am I okay with NSFW?: yes | no | some nsfw

My favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs are fine | Violence | Darker themes |  I dunno.  *

*Character development - i love seeing characters grow and change and experience things, so this is a big one for me *Romance - listen. i’m a hopeless romantic dork at heart, who thinks about writing romance and stuff all the time. i obviously LOVE platonic relationships too, but i adore writing some good pining/slow burn/yearning/other romance tropes. though if we write ships/romance together be prepared for fanart and for me to jump into dm’s randomly to throw ideas and affection at you lol

Canon Character RP Friendly?: yes | no | depends *

RP blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc *

*i post OOC sometimes, mainly things that still involve sol or other rp related topics- or important info regarding why i may not be online,ect. but this isnt a personal blog, so i keep most of it to myself. that being said though, im 100% down with OOC dms and becoming friends outside of rp <3

Tagged by Taken from: @spotofmummery​ (it looked fun and like a good way to put info out I hope that’s ok lol)

Tagging: @kolak-magiya​, @ashenbun​, @protection-and-pleasure​, @halcyonic-aether​ and anyone else interested <3

[verumking]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐑𝐏 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 ! * repost ,   don’t reblog !

𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 ����𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 :   fallacy ( or fal if we’re close friends! )

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 :   i've been told a few times that i’m intimidating as hell to those that don’t know me well so i just want to clear things up and say i’m not scary, i swear ;;;; i’m also scatterbrained as hell and get easily distracted... sometimes i respond to messages in 2 minutes, sometimes i respond in 2 weeks dhdfj but i promise it’s not a reflection on my interest ( or lack thereof ) but rather my disorganisation lol

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫(𝐬) :  i’m not sure how many of my followers know about kingdom hearts, but regardless, my yozora is canon divergent and completely based on original lore. it’s okay not to know about yozora when you first follow, and i’m more than happy to explain who and what yozora is! yozora has plenty of crossover potential too so if i’m familiar with the fandom your muse is from, i’ll absolutely make sure to weave yozora into your muse’s canon verse!

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 :  english lmao

𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 :   under 13 | 14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 ? :   yes because i’m a degenerate lmfao, but only on discord and with those i have established ships with.

𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 / 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐩 𝐢𝐬 :   angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | darker themes | casual themes

𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 / 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 ? :   yes | no

𝐨𝐜 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 ? :   yes | no

𝐨𝐨𝐜 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 :   blog does contain ooc posts  | blog doesn’t contain ooc posts | blog occasionally contains ooc

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 :   swiped it ! 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 :  steal it from me !

[lvsamine]

things for my rp partners to know

i like to be called: Bailey! Please and thank

one thing you should know about me:  I have a VERY short term memory, as well as issues with... Object permanence, I suppose...? If I don’t respond to an IM or an ask right away, it gets evacuated from my brain, and any drafts that are further than three posts down tend to get forgotten because I don’t see them... It’s not at all intentional, I just want people to know I’m not being mean and ignoring them HGDFJ

one thing you should know about RPing with my character(s): Lusamine is... A lot. Her emotions run very high thanks to BPD and it doesn’t take much for her to get unreasonably angry, or flip between several emotions in a short time span. Just remember that mun =/= muse, thanks LMAO.

first language: English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

age range: under 13 | 14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+

am I okay with NSFW?:  yes | no | some nsfw | depends

my favourite/most common thing to rp is:  angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | darker themes | casual themes

canon character RP friendly?:  yes | no

RP blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc posts

tagged by @neo-dark-dark​ thank youuu<3 tagging: FREE TAG BABEY!!

[fleshxfailures]

introduce yourself

Hi friends! I’m Tonie (she/her) and I play Medea, Seif, and Rodin. I recently finished grad school and have been working to flex my creative muscles more and spend more time writing with you all! Presently I work nearly full-time in bridal sales so I may be a bit busy during the day but I can be reached pretty easily through dms and will try to get back as soon as I get a free moment! check out the rest of my intro below:

describe yourself as a writing partner

I’m pretty laid back but I do try to get to responses as soon as I can, especially now that I don’t have classes on top of working to keep my hands tied. I tend to be a bit wordy but never worry about matching length! I just happen to take longer trying to come up with something shorter rather than writing out a longer blurb lmao, I tend to favor longer paragraphs with gifs but I’m not opposed to other types or lengths of replies. Dming is the best way to get a hold of me as the notifications help me remember who I was meaning to reach out to, but I will open things at work and forget sometimes so do feel free to pester me if I haven’t responded--I promise it’s not because I’m not interested! I love chatting out headcanons and can’t wait to come up with new plots with you all!

who are your characters? (click for bios)

Seif Al-Ansari: he/him, ghoul, 86 (appears in his late 30s). Bladesmith trust fund baby that spends most of his time holed away in his home forge or walking his rescue dog Siggy out and about. Introverted grumpy gus who secretly just wants to talk about historical weapons. Probably knows quite a few people through his dog Siggy alone, she insists on stopping for treats and pets. Medea Colchis: she/her, mage, 73 (appears to be in her 40s). Medea stems from a long line of powerful sorceresses but was discouraged from practicing magic by a mother who had been ungifted. She has spent the best of her later years honing her magic and owns an apothecary storefront, specializing in potioneering, elemental magic, and poisons. Likes fine arts, wine, and live music and appearing emotionally unavailable. Queen of treating herself. Rodin: he/they, demon, unknown (appears to be in his late 50s/early 60s). Owns The Gates of Hell bar frequented by members of the criminal underground and supplies them with various weaponry. Rodin is old as dirt and has very few allegiances; he will help most anyone with procuring resources or knowledge if they’re willing to pay the proper price. He gets very excited about destruction.

plot ideas

Seif: someone please let him be a nerd about blades and talk shit about historical inaccuracies in popular media (aka this grumpy boy needs some friends). i also uhhhh would love to see him in an antagonistic relationship because he’s got a temper and i want to see him fist fight lol. he also supplies weapons through rodin some times so it would be fun to see him involved in some shadier business, and have some regular customers in general Medea:  my chaotic wine aunt, it would be great to see her have some friends to cause a ruckus and go to museums/art galleries with. she also loves helping others meddle and would be happy to supply spells and potions for your assorted revenge plots and the likes (especially if something ends up going wrong oops). she’s running from a tragic past which could be of interest to either potential enemies or intimate relationships. she’s been playing the emotionally unavailable card for a while because of it so i’d also be open to casual romantic interests or even tiptoeing in to something more serious. Rodin: first and foremost, i’d love to get him in to all kinds of trouble! as supplier of the criminal underground there would be plenty of opportunity to get involved in some shady business. he’s also very old so it would be nice to see him come across faces he may not have seen in a very long time. as the main plot progresses i think it would be interesting to have some interactions that would require him to get more personally invested in the community and the drama being unveiled from more than just a business standpoint.

wanted dynamics

Seif: platonic friends, fellow creators/artisans, maybe individuals with specific opinions (positive or negative) about ghouls, customers past and present, past or present romantic/sexual partners, someone older who might have information (troubled past w/ the supernatural government) on him to hold over his head, someone who pulls him out of his shell

Medea: platonic friends, fellow business owners, fellow magic practitioners, antagonist characters, someone she may have done wrong in the past (through her own doing or by helping someone else screw them over), neighbors that may find her jazz and barefoot dancing in the back yard schtick seem odd lol, past and present customers, past or present romantic/sexual partners, someone she feels comfortable opening up to/can be vulnerable around, intimacy that’s terrifying and exhilarating. 

Rodin: i absolutely would love for you all to use rodin in your shady business as much as possible, he’s very much the type to sit by on the sidelines and be an enabler with his wheeling and dealing. would also be interested in friends old and new, bar regulars, weapons enthusiasts, antagonistic relationships (especially with angels, though he has been known to target lesser demons to collect souls for weapons so like, who hasn’t he pissed off by now?)

present headcanons what is your character(s) doing in the present?

Seif: business as usual. he commissions custom orders out of his home forge and also sells a variety of blades to/through Rodin. he makes daily trips out with Siggy either for supply orders or simply for coffee and a walk. very much enjoys his (somewhat bland) routine, could use some spicing up. lives in his family’s historic mansion

Medea: constantly treating herself to local fare and sights when she isn’t working, does a great deal of gardening for her own materials. always shopping around and splurging, be it on wine or local businesses or clothing. lives a rather lavish but solitary lifestyle, perfectly comfortable going out places on her own. extravagant but eco-conscious lol. lives on the waterfront

Rodin: loves causing a commotion and encouraging chaos. gets excited when he comes up with new weapon ideas, disappears occasionally to fight some lesser demons or celestial beings to make weaponry of them. usually always on the bartender side of the bar but can be seen mingling, mostly in his own establishment unless duty calls. lives in a penthouse downtown

do you have any inspirations for your muses

pinterests to come!!

[dunadaneth]

HOW I RUN MY BLOG.

SPEED: 

I have a tendency to be p slow unfortunately, but that’s more due to my energy levels than a lack of interest. I’m a part time student and a part time worker, and usually both together make up a 40+ hour week for me. I work as a barista/cashier at a bakery/cafe as well a hostess for a high tea room, and a spanish tutor on top of that. i’m also going for three degrees rn! People who have written with me for a long time know i take long breaks, but I always return :)

REPLIES: 

When it comes to multi para threads (which even if i start small, they ALWAYS end up that length bc im a hoe for details/dialogue) I’m much more slow, but I like to give quality over quantity! I am a little biased towards more thoroughly plotted out threads bc we’ve laid the groundwork and it’s easier for ideas to come. Same for if we’ve been writing for years or talk a lot ooc- your threads will more or less be at the forefront of my mind!

STARTERS:

I used to do them but tbh I’ve decided that I won’t anymore. A lot of them get ignored and/or it feels a bit one sided, so from here on out I’m only doing plotted things to spare myself the wasted energy, and I’ve dropped most of those threads that didn’t go anywhere/haven't been responded to in a long time. Sorry!

INBOX:

 I hoard many asks in my inbox like a dragon- even if I don’t answer right away, I will eventually! Especially if its a question that makes me think long and hard :)

SELECTIVITY:

I’m usually pretty selective. Again it has to do with my energy levels. I like to invest my time into folks who genuinely reciprocate interest and like to grow characters together, but as of late I’ve dipped my toe into a new fandom for the first time and am a little more open. But for right now my drafts are pretty high (higher than I’ve ever had them since i started) so I’m very selective about new threads/what I want to really focus on.

WISHLIST:

This one came about more recently in the past few months, but I’ve been thinking a lot on an AU where after the deaths of Halbarad and [spoiler] after the war, Créa steps into the position of Stewardess of the North, ruling from Evendim and working to rebuild Arnor.

I would also like maybe a nice ship that ends decently for her for once LMAO. 

HONEST NOTE:

I follow a lot of people who I really enjoy seeing their writing on my dash, even if I don’t always send things in/have an intention to write at that moment. Again, I’m selective and I don’t want to make people wait a million years to reply to something, or think me rude. Sometimes it takes me a while to muster the courage to ask if they want to write. And honestly? The more I get to talk to someone ooc, the better! Not everyone is obligated to of course but I do like to get to know the mun’s too, not just the muses.

tagged by: @tharanduil​ , a bunch of other people, thank you guys!!! tagging: @amdirfiren​ @warhornofgondor​ @shirebxrn​ @glowyapostate​ @altuspavus​ @asteeledheart & you!

[hjaltemod]

Name / Alias:  stardust (or wars)

Are you over 18?  Yes  /  No Is your muse over 18?  Yes /  No

When was your blog established? ,,,,,was it jan 2020???? LMAO?? it was wasnt it the fks time

WRITING

Are you selective about who you write with? No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people - mutuals preferred) / Private (mutuals only)

Are you selective about who you follow? No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) /  Yes (some people)  /  Highly (few people)

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon? Not at all  / A little  / Some  / Mostly / Strictly /  Not Applicable

note: i’m mostly up to date with gbf & a3 stuff, hence the some on the rest

What post lengths do you write? One-Liners  / Single-Para /  Multi-Para  /  Novella / All of the aforementioned

Do you use icons and/or GIFS? No  /  Gifs  /  Icons  /  Yes  /  Sometimes

Do you write on other platforms? No  /  Yes

note: always subject to change. i check out forums every once in a while (i!!! grew up on forum threads with ocs i!! miss that okay!!! elaborate plots!! that stop after a month LMAO), and i do want to get back into swedish stuff too,,,as for stuff more common like disc/twits/chats i dont do chatrp & im selective with group stuff due to general assumption that disc stuff is very fastpaced, but for that & 1on1 im selectively up to it on the notion that i wont be rushed (which has happened the times ive done it so LMAO its why i very rarely suggest it, but its not completely out of the picture, i just need understanding that i write slow and cant dedicate myself to writing an entire afternoon. theres a reason i prefer i forums/tomblr)

What level of plots do you write? Unplotted  /  Open-Ended Plots  /  Semi-Plotted  /  Fully Plotted Epics /  All of the aforementioned

How quickly do you usually respond to threads? Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks)  / Average (1-2 weeks)  /  Fast (less than one week)  /  Very Fast (less than three days) /  It depends

What types of themes do you like? Adventure / Romance /  Fluff /  Angst  / Smut  /  Violence /  Tragedy  /  Domestic  /  Family

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( Feel free to add! ) High Fantasy /  Supernatural / Science Fiction /  Historical  /  Horror  /  Comedy  / Romantic  /  Drama  / Action / Adventure  /  Espionage  / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? (Not triggers) No  /  Yes  /  Sometimes (the usual no-go’s)

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged? -

SHIPPING

What types of relationships are you open to? Romantic  /  Platonic  /  Familial  /  All of the aforementioned

What types of pre-established relationships are you open to? Romantic  /  Platonic  /  Familial  /  All of the aforementioned

note: i tend to favor romance happening through ic interaction, or/and thorough talking about the charas, because theres always the chance that ill sit down to write and it just. wont work. so ic is reccommended! even if its short asks and not 40 threads ykno. i just need yall to know my muse and me to know ur muse !!

Do you have OTPs? No /  Chemistry Only  /  Yes

Do you have NOTPS? No / Yes

What is your muse’s sexual orientation? Heterosexual  /  Heteroflexible  /  Bisexual  /  Pansexual  /  Homoflexible  /  Homosexual /  Demisexual /  Sapiosexual  /  ( Grey ) Asexual  /  Still trying to figure it out.

What is your muse’s romantic orientation? Heteroromantic  /  Heteroflexible  /  Biromantic  /  Homoflexible  /  Homoromantic   /  Panromantic  /  Demiromantic /  Sapioromantic  / Aromantic / Still trying to figure it out.

Are you comfortable writing smut? No  /  Selectively /  Yes

note: in the form of general outside-rp talk & hcs YA, but i dont do threads. that said, i would do one-shot asks about it (but i tend to write it either heavily implied or emotionfocused LMAO), i just struggle rping it

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically? Autoship  / During plotting  /  After a couple IC interactions  /  Several IC interactions  /  Slow burn  /  Plot dependent  /  Never  

Are you open to toxic ships? No  /  Selectively  /  Yes /  I am not sure

Are you open to problematic ships? No  /  Selectively /  Yes

note: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO ADKBJADBJKAKJDB its like this: would i write a drabble about it? yes. would i rp about it? not sure honestly. because my rp blogs are slightly different from what i do in private stuff, so just because i say “oh i like hero/enemy fking” doesnt mean ill necessarily write it here??? so uh. idk !

Are you open to polyshipping? No  /  Selectively  /  Yes  /  I am not sure.

Are you an exclusive shipper? Never /  Sometimes  /  Yes

note: assuming exclusive mean if i ship with chara x thats the only chara x ill ship with

Does crack shipping ever happen? No   /  Yes

TAGGING!

tagged by : @angereve ♥♥♥ tagging : TAKE IT FROM ME

[taeverie]

Until Next Time—02 [m]

[10:36 PM] Jimin: babe, i have an emergency

[10:37 PM] You: what is it??

[10:37 PM] Jimin: um, i’m really hard right now. help me out

[10:39 PM] Jimin: [image0541.png]

[10:39 PM] Jimin: please? :)

Synopsis: You’re finally seeing Jimin tomorrow after months of amorous skype sex, but the night before he asks for a small favor.

Pairing: Jimin x Reader // gaming au/long distance relationship

Genre: Smut, Humor

Word Count: 4k

Includes: skype sex, dirty talk

Parts: 01 || 02 || 03

A/N: woooow, the next part finally re-uploaded!! the sports collab is taking longer than i thought to finish and push out.... oh my, LOL

[11:29 PM] Jimin: is requesting a video call…

[11:30 PM] You: missed a video call from Jimin.

Three months have passed since the accidental encounter with Park Jimin, your cyber fuck buddy. You would have never guessed that a random stranger from a dumb online game would grow the slightest ounce of significance in your life; then again, perhaps you just got lucky.

[11:30 PM] Jimin: wtf are you doing, don’t you want to see my face?

[11:32 PM] You: We have thirty minutes till midnight and i want to sleep

[11:32 PM] Jimin: well i just want to see you

[11:33 PM] You: ur literally seeing me tomorrow. leave me alone omfg

It isn’t a lie that you are going to hop on a short plane ride to see him in person after viewing his face through a small screen for months. Honestly, the few months of phone sex and dirty texts lost their excitement and thrill. So, like every time before, Jimin pressed on the fact that you should see him.

And after giving the same response of “no” for a while, you finally comply and the long awaited day is less than 24 hours away.

So why the fuck is he requesting to video call as if that day is never arriving?

[11:37 PM] Jimin: please, i’m kind of horny rn :)

[11:40 PM] You: Let me sleep!! I’ll be tired tomorrow if i don’t lmao

[11:41 PM] Jimin: that’s okay we can spend it in my bed

[11:41 PM] Jimin: ;)

[11:43 PM] You: Why are we friends again

[11:44 PM] Jimin: we aren’t friends :) we’re more than that

Well, he isn’t wrong. You would define your relationship with Park Jimin as friends with benefits — through the darn internet — but he would strongly argue otherwise by tossing around the term “fuck buddies,” online of course.

But even though he isn’t wrong, his craving for you as a whole is through the roof. You would either wake up with a horny text from Jimin; if not, a few desperate missed calls. The entire cycle of skype sex after a few rounds of playing a match continues with ease — the whole “relationship” appears to flow smoothly to your surprise. Finally, after three extensive months of pleasuring yourself to the thought of him or the mere sound of his voice, you can touch him in person, feel him in real life — fuck him especially.

[11:46 PM] Jimin: is requesting a video call…

[11:48 PM] You: missed a video call from Jimin.

You frown at your screen, waiting for his following messages to flood in from why you are declining his calls, and they come instantaneously.

[11:49 PM] Jimin: baby :(

[11:49 PM] Jimin: i’m needy rn. horny rn. pleaseeee

You watch the plethora of his pleads soar in one after another, each message filling with more desire after the previous. Aware that his excuse of a scheme to get you to give into him will not come to an end, you take the device in hand and switch on the silence option. Though, before you get the chance to place it back onto your nightstand, the most enticing message of the night arrives:

[11:50 PM] Jimin: [image0541.png]

You take a second to yourself to wonder if it is the right choice to brush the message to the side, ignoring it until the sun rises, but there is a part of you that wants to give into what wonder lies within the picture message.

Jimin always does that when you deny him — refuse to satisfy him. He sends a needy picture of himself, hand shoved down his pants or a perfect image of his whole, hard length that aches for you. And every single time, you give in.

You are trying to fight the strong urge to swipe your screen to unlock, the treasure of an image unraveling before your eyes, but like always, you give in.

Oh, how that is a mistake.

Because what awaits your screen complete exceeds your first thought of the message. Rather than it being a selfie of Jimin pouting or a blurry capture of his semi-hard length resting in the gaps of his fingertips, it is something far more rousing. Jimin has his hand wrapped around his hard member, pants and boxers hugging his thighs as he stands comfortably in the confinements of his restroom. He has freshly came, creamy white dripping from his slit and down his length, coating his fingers in his own succulence.

The tip of his dick is still tinging with scarlet hues, the amount of effort it took for him to hold off limpid; honestly, it is a huge turn on. You wonder what he put himself through to distract his being from giving into his carnality, result being satisfying to both you and him anyway. God, the sight of his aching dick alone provides you with enough elements to lucidly imagine his guttural groans, whispers of your name as he fucks his own hand to the enlivening thought of you.

Ready to reply with a simple message, he interrupts your typing phase with another picture.

[11:54 PM] Jimin: [image0542.png]

[11:54 PM] Jimin: talk to me :(

It’s another picture of his sex, grasp still around his now flaccid length.

[11:58 PM] Jimin: baby pleaseee

Fine, what’s the worst that can happen anyway? It will only be a few minutes of giving him what he wants then you can sleep soundly for the next day. You prop your laptop on your pillow and start up skype, immediately searching for his contact name.

[11:59 PM] You: are requesting to video call…

Within a matter of seconds, he answers.

The moment his eyes fall onto your tired self, prone physique adorning an oversized tee with your messy hair, he lets out a bright smile as if on cue. “Beautiful,” he comments in an excited voice, “you’re so beautiful. I’m so happy I can finally see this in person tomorrow.”

“Yeah?” you say. “If you fall asleep now then tomorrow will come quicker.”

You watch him purse his lips into a pout. “Jeez, this won’t even take long. You can fall asleep on the call if you’d like—I just wanted to see you for a little while.”

“I won’t be sleeping if you’re going to be talking,” you point out, drained.

Jimin chuckles, implying something else. “Right,” he says nervously, “so, um…”

“What is it?” You raise a brow, rubbing your tired eyes.

“Fuck,” he says with a huff, “you’re so hot. I really can’t believe I’m seeing you tomorrow. I can see your face, touch your body, taste you, and—”

“—oh my god,” you interrupt, “Jimin are you still horny?”

“I can’t help it, I’m just excited to see you,” he whines.

You shrug off his comment and follow with another question, “Where are you right now? Why is it so dark? I can barely see you.”

“In my room now,” he responds instantly, “wishing you were here.”

“Gosh, you’re so horny,” you roll your eyes.

Jimin laughs, his smile bright. He leans in, coming closer to the webcam — the screen — to get a better view of you. “I can’t help it.”

“I can’t wait to see you tomorrow,” you muse with a smirk.

Jimin hums, still unable to think straight. “Right, but for now, um, tonight… Can I watch you?”

Your eyes flare wide at his request, a blatant foreign statement hopping off the tip of his tongue. “Why so eager?”

“Because—” Jimin groans and throws himself back against the mattress, slightly kicking the blanket like a petulant child— “Fuck, my dick is already getting hard again just thinking about it.”

You take a moment to allow yourself to think: when is the last time you have seen Jimin so desperate? He tends to be patient while committing skype sex with you, sole reason to tease you to the edge, lightly boss you around until you are begging — but it appears the roles have switched tonight. Your disbelief towards Jimin’s helpless desires is amusing, but an absolute war for Jimin.

You crack a sly grin, evocative scenarios running through your mind. Jimin is quite similar to a pawn now, ready to take orders — only to have his cravings met. “What are you thinking about?”

Jimin raises himself quickly, eyes staring straight at the webcam. “I’ll tell you if you finger yourself for me.”

“I will if you guess what color my panties are,” you tell him, holding back your impatient longing.

You watch the bright screen and the way his eyebrows raise to your statement, lips pressing into a tight line while his pants become more compact due to his solidifying member. “Um,” he licks the outline of his lips, gaze directed upwards as if he is soaring through his thought clouds. Though, all he can imagine is a wet spot on your underwear, which he would then gladly pull down only to press his tongue at your drenching core. “R-red?” he croaks, embarrassed at the way his voice cracks.

You shake your head, entertained. “Nope, try again.”

He bites his lip, crossed. “My favorite color, pink?”

“Wrong,” you inform him with a singsong voice. Jimin groans, patience falling apart and he hangs his head low. You position yourself in front of the camera, knees digging into the soft of your mattress as you play with the hem of your large shirt. You pull it up slowly, fabric inching higher and higher on your thighs before you raise it to your stomach. “I’m not wearing any, Jimin.”

Jimin quickly lifts his head, hands soaring to grab onto the display of his laptop while his yearning eyes are filling with hope. The moment your pussy comes into the screen, no cotton barrier blocking his view, he instantly moans out your name. His dick twitches in his pants, an uncomfortable sensation that fuels him fervent. “Why is this so hot?” he asks you, palm soaring over his length to rub it softly. “Let me see more.”

You pull your shirt down, straining the material. “What was that?” you ask, playful with a wink.

“God.” Jimin rakes a hand through his hair, frustrated with a strong compulsion to fuck you senseless. If only you are here next to him. “Let me see you,” he orders. “Babe.”

“Yes?” you respond, feigning innocence.

Jimin tries to distract himself, attempting to restrict every fiber of his being to give into his ardent want for you. But all he sees on the small, bright blue screen is your figure popping out of the darkness, barely any illumination in your room aside from the silly desk lamp at the corner.

“I want to see you,” he demands. “Now.”

“Do you?”

“Babe!” he exclaims, frustration twirling with his tone. “P-please…” he begs shamefully.

You cannot help but chuckle airly at the single, simple word that he voices. And all you want to do is provide him with more. “Alright,” you hum. You cross your arms at the thick hem of your tee, lifting it up so quickly and stripping yourself of the material completely. The only thing Jimin is left to marvel at is your whole naked body — which is way more than what he has expected.

The sight of your breasts, curves, and wet pussy is all visible to him, and all he wants to do is place his hands on you. “Baby…” he mumbles, eyes glueing onto the small flat monitor. His mouth is agape, practically drooling over your appearance and oh, how it feeds his agonizing fancies.

You grab onto one of your breasts, squeezing it in the palm of your hand while the other trails down to your core, grazing your skin. Your body heats up at the enlivening sensation, amorous aspirations soon inclining to Jimin’s level. You slide two fingers down your pussy, succulence coating your digits before you prop yourself back on your elbows in front of the screen, ending Jimin’s prolonged show.

“Shit,” he murmurs. “Baby, you’re so hot.”

You blow the few free strands of hair away from your face, sheening a grin at him. “Jimin,” you tease, “let me see you now.”

“W-what? Can you go back to the–”

“—Jimin,” you complain, lips pursing into a pout. “I want you so bad,” you tell him. “Didn’t you see that?”

Jimin throws his head back. “Fuck, I did,” he responds and scoots back on his bed. Jimin strips himself of his tee and tosses it elsewhere prior to palming his hard length over his pants. His bulge is prominent, outstanding, and it makes your mouth water at the sight. His movements are incredibly intricate, as if he is trying to act perfectly to rouse him to the edge — all to the sight of you.

He remembers your scene perfectly: how beautiful you looked groping your own breast, breathy moans leaving your mouth and all he ached to do at that moment was to shut you up with his own. He imagines himself being the one teasing you, provoking you to act on oscillation with your fingers digging into your soaking cunt. Fuck, how wet you are right now. Jimin craves another taste, just how he has for the past few months. He cannot fathom how incredible you will be, and how ready he is to relish in such honey.

He moans, body heat rising to almost temperate sensations all fired by sensuality. He grips onto his hard member over his sweats, dragging it to the base and back up to the tip. A wet spot forms on his pants, more than visible, and all you can do is titter.

“Jimin,” you whisper, “let me see you.”

He frantically nods, obeying your words without hesitation. With both of his hands he gains a grip on the waistband of his sweats and boxers, dragging them down to his knees, lazy to take them off completely. Your eyes broaden at the way his hard length springs against his lower abdomen, tip an angry scarlet.

“Mm, baby, you’re so hard,” you point out proudly.

Jimin chuckles, struggling and shifting in his position. “All because of you.”

He gains a firm grasp around his solid length, toying with the tip of his dick first before jerking his wrist lightly on his length. Occasionally, he runs his thumb over his leaking slit to spread the precum around the head. His hips jerk up into his hold, grasp becoming tight with every thrust. “Ugh,” Jimin groans, “I- ah- want to be inside of you already.”

You watch as he quickens his movements, motions becoming sloppy and quicker. Jimin has to take periodical breathers from the overwhelming pleasure, his hard length slowly tinting an angry red from the tip down.

“Touch yourself again,” he orders, “let me see you fuck your own fingers for me.”

You smile, fulfilling his command. You tilt your screen a little and sit back again, providing the perfect view of your dripping pussy. Keeping yourself propped on your elbow, your other hand diverges from your core to your chest, squeezing it one last time in front of the camera for Jimin.

Jimin slips his hand underneath the flimsy material of his tee, palm roaming all over his abdomen and chest before he toys with his nipples underneath the material. “Fuck,” he murmurs, head dangling as he intakes a deep breath.

“Baby,” you call, “look at me—watch me.”

He raises his gaze to the screen, only to find the most bewitching scene waiting for him. You are rubbing your sopping pussy, merciless and ardent to arouse you even further.

The sight of you pressing and rubbing firm circles over your cunt causes him to halt his movements just so he can watch. You begin to unravel under your own touch, the lewd thoughts of Jimin intoxicating your mind. You treat your body with care — the opposite of what Jimin intends to do when you meet him in person.

Fuck, you cannot even draw faint pictures in your imagination of Jimin’s tongue lapping at your cunt, licking every ounce of your juices as he dives in to pleasure you. He has constantly been craving that since the day you first met him, and pesters you constantly on how he craves that by the clock.

When you slip one digit into your hole, your finger then drenching in your arousal, Jimin rips a groan from his throat instantly. “Mm, Jimin,” you beckon him, head throwing back from delight. “I need to feel you inside of me,” you moan.

“Ah, baby.” Jimin feels himself run weak at your words, satisfied with your status. “Just imagine your fingers are my dick.”

“But it’s hard,” you complain.

Jimin laughs, voicing a jest, “I am hard.” Jimin watches you slip in another finger, joy swimming in his veins from you providing your own amusement. “Add another finger, I know you can take three,” he demands, content.

“B-but—”

“—add another finger,” he repeats, tone lacing with poison.

You bite back your words and swallow your breath, bracing for the sharp pain as you stretch your pussy out for him. And so you do.

“Good girl,” he praises with a smirk. Jimin starts to pump himself to the rhythm of his heavy heartbeats, a melody that swirls with your sweet sighs and gentle cries for him. The squelch of your fingers keeps his senses keen, providing him with a vigorous desire to push you to the edge. He starts to tweak at his own nipples again while he jacks himself off, almost turbulently.

You start to grind yourself onto your own hand, pouring every ounce of your titillating desires into your actions, urging yourself a step closer to release. Softly, you moan when you curl your fingers and hit your own sweet spot.

“Fuck, you sound amazing.” Jimin speeds up his actions, grip painfully tight on his member as he does all he can to drag him to his release. He removes his other hand from under his shirt and sails it to his balls, fondling them and showing them just as much love. He hunches over, thighs beginning to quiver — a signal that he is close to cumming.

“Ah, Jimin,” you cry and sit up, fingers still propelling inside of your core. You use your free hand to squeeze your breasts, playing around with the nubs to induce your state of extreme elation. “J-Jimin…”

“Baby, that’s- ah- right,” he says with a smirk. “How do I feel?”

You clamp your eyes shut, pitch running high. “S-so good, you feel so good and I want more.”

“Oh, baby, you’ll get more tomorrow.” He suggests in between breaths, “I’ll let you grind on my thighs, ride my cock—anything. Wouldn’t you like that?”

Fuck, the thought of you topping Jimin leads you into nothing more but a dead end of delirious thrills. “Mm, yes baby,” you utter.

“I’d be, agh, more than happy to eat you out—to have you cum so many fucking times until you are begging for me to stop.”

Your body jerks and you hopelessly fall onto the mattress, back arching as you prepare to release. There is a tight feeling in your stomach, an intense amount of heat emitting from that same area, and your mind starts to enter its own frenzy. “J-Jimin,” you pant, tone needy and brittle as you attempt to shield your loud cries.

You quicken your pace, fingers fluidly moving in and out of your cunt, arousal leaking and coating your digits with every smooth entry. You curl your fingers every so often, driving yourself to a fervent paradise. Mutters of his name become slurred with your lush moans of delectation, and it prompts Jimin closer to his edge.

“That’s right baby,” Jimin huffs. “Ah, you sound so good. You would feel so good.”

“Jimin! M-make me cum, please,” you beg, one hand soaring to twist into your thin sheets. But that action alone does not stall your longing.

Jimin chuckles, his motions on his shaft quick, smooth. “Keep fucking yourself, my dirty baby girl.”

You groan at the name; his jaw hangs open to release a deep groan, sweet nothings pouring from his lips. “Jimin…”

“What do- agh- you want?” he muses, still finding it a struggle to speak.

“I-I need you to fill me up… I need you inside of me so fucking bad—please.” Tears begin to well at your eyes from your mind being sent into an overdrive, extreme pleasure coming over your body in waftures. You feel so weak in your own touch — under Jimin’s words. All you desperately want to do is cum.

Jimin clasps harder with the last bits of his strength over his pulsating member, bumping up the friction by also rolling his hips into his hand. Jimin roots his hand into his mattress, trying to remain upright as he powers through his arriving goal.

“Mm, baby,” he chuckles, “you look so good fucking yourself like that—touching yourself for me. Shit, how does that feel? Good, but you know I can do better. No one can fuck you like I will.”

Jimin throws his head back and bites the outline of his lip, his warm cum shooting out of his member and onto his shirt. The creamy liquid seeps into the material, ready to stain it, but Jimin still tries to jerk himself empty with haste. It appears as if he has lost control, the only action he can willfully commit is living up to the amorous action.

You watch as his movements wither slowly, but soon after your orgasm arrives in miniature ripples.

“F-fuck,” you utter. It feels as if the heat contained in your body has finally erupted, nothing but raw euphoria taking over your body. Utterances spill from your lips mindlessly, thoughts a whirlwind and you remain niche for the most part.

Jimin peers at you on the screen past the blanket of his lashes, joyous rapture finally dissipating at the seams.

With a final huff of his name, your body feels as light as a feather. You fluidly pump yourself through your release, a high heaven that you seems like you have not felt in ages. You watch Jimin near the screen, his hand wiping on his tee, and he sheens a sly grin.

“What?” you ask with a deep breath.

Jimin chuckles. “Taste yourself.”

“I- what?” you ask, a part of you hoping this is another one of his silly jests.

Jimin urges you to continue, a glint in his eyes almost irresistible. “You heard me, let me see you taste your- whoa…”

Before you allow Jimin to finish his command you raise your hand to your mouth and prop the digits inside, tongue swirling around them, relishing in your own juices. Your inch closer to the webcam, ridding of the large proximity to make sure that Jimin gets a view of his desired show.

“Baby… you’re so fucking gorgeous,” he lets out with a laugh. “Thank you.”

You groan, tired from the incident, and collapse on the bed with your body feeling as light as a feather. The soft of your sheets practically engulf you, pulling you in for a night’s rest after, yet another, heated skype sex session.

Within moments your laptop is long forgotten along with Jimin’s presence, and you finally give into the fatigue that has been prolonged for Jimin’s satisfaction.

God, you might be seeing him tomorrow, but tonight is entirely worth it,

The last thing you hear before your mind shuts off is Jimin mumbling, “I love you.”

When you groggily wake the next morning you take a weary peak at your phone, only to find seven missed calls from Jimin awaiting you.

You pause for a second, mind too tired to process the reasoning behind it, until it hits you:

Peering at the time, you missed your flight to Jimin three and a half hours ago.

[the-blackest-spider]

[8:35 pm] theblackestspider: I need to ask a very... possibly odd question or at least it might be to some, but Anakin's dick... how endowed is he and such? I mean you've seen one dick you've seen them all really, but at the same time each one is different lol.

[8:36 PM] theblackestspider: And I am realizing I should've asked this several posts ago XD

[8:37 PM] prettydeathmachine: lmao omg that was one of the most epic things I have ever read in my life XD because, 1) dick talk and 2) you are so fucking right in that yes, essentially if you've seen it you've seen it...but also not annnd 3) I am always so sketchy in mentioning it because I don't wanna be like "look at this giant dick right here" but like, I'd have to assume he's fairly well endowed, being a big dude and like space Jesus and all

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: And you respond just as epically in kind omg XD

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: omg I did not just mean to imply that the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has a sweet package. I did not mean that Jesus. I mean, insulting, I did not mean it insultingly. I need to go to church right now immediately.

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: lmfao

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: You are a gift I swear

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: XD thank you lmfao

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: And so absolutely your muse because shit Anakin would say XD

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: LOL

[8:39 PM] prettydeathmachine: definitely, I swear I don't try to do that XD

[8:39 PM] theblackestspider: None of us do, but it happens XD

[8:40 PM] prettydeathmachine: Yes, yes, it surely does XD but yes, I hope that solves the penis problem lmao and I'm so sorry I'm sketchy af describing it, I just hate it when male muses are like...two paragraphs about their Giant Dick so I try to not XD

[8:40 PM] prettydeathmachine: But like I'm sure it's decently sized and I'm pretty sure circumscion doesn't exist in SW so...

[8:41 PM] theblackestspider: It's fine and yeah it helps I just gotta stop making asthmatic seal noises XD

[8:41 PM] prettydeathmachine: and I'm laughing so hard I can't type right I'm sorry lmao

[jourple]

blame @kfoops

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag people

THE LAST:

1. Drink: pepsi

2. Phone call: ordering pizza

3. Text message: 'shouldn’t be too long’ to mum when asking if the pizza was going to be ready to pick up

4. Song you listened to:  currently ‘who we are’ from Imagine Dragons

5. Time you cried: Probably a few weeks ago. I haven’t had time to cry recenty :’)

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: nope. Only ever dated once to lmao

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope. Actually, probably

8. Been cheated on: I hope not

9. Lost someone special: do cats count?

10. Been depressed : isn’t that just assumed at this point?

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: can’t throw up if you don’t get drunk ayyyyyyy

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14. 3 shades of blue.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yeah, I think so

16. Fallen out of love: twice

17. Laughed until you cried: pfft, yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes, and not great things -.-

19. Met someone who changed you: ...probably?

20. Found out who your friends are: it’s normally easy to tell who’s a dick

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: idk what a fb ‘list’ is but if its just a friend list then obvi yes - @kfoops, same 

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all except 1. we talk a lot and plan on meeting though

23. Do you have any pets: my (not so little) cat sammy

24. Do you want to change your name: I wanted to be called Hayley, so pissed when I found my parents almost named me that 

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: saw wonder woman. Good shit 👌

26. What time did you wake up: 4am, 7am, and kind of at 9am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: 'trying’ not to fall asleep on the couch but actually falling asleep on the couch

28. Name something you can’t wait for: GETTING A WORKING CINTIQ FUCK ME

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 20 minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: have some security about where and how I’ll live in the future instead of at home

31. What are you listening to right now: Now up to psycho - muse

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes, not recently though

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: I would say my cintiq but I’ve mostly given up on it by now

34. Most visited website: facebook

35. Mole/s: yep

36. Mark/s: yup

37. Childhood dream: of growing up? Becoming the tooth fairy. Actual sleeping dream? No idea, but weird shit happens in dreams

38. Hair color: Brown. So much brown

39. Long or short hair: Medium? Just past shoulder length

40. Do you have a crush on someone: ye 😅

41. What do you like about yourself?: I’m gaining arm muscle from work but probably not anymore since I don’t climb as much for work

42. Piercings: Ears

43. Blood type: A+ 

44. Nickname: Nic, nikki (I don’t normally respond to those though)

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: Cancer

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show(s): firefly, rick and morty, brooklyn nine nine, the list goes on

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: None (for 20 years running ayyyyy)

52. Hair dyed in different color: was purple, was red

53. Sport: Taekwondo, climbing, footy. I am not fit it’s not great

55. Vacation: Going to europe in a few months 😍

56. Pair of trainers: Yes I have to wear them for work

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: chocolate :3

58. Drinking: water, like a cool kid

59. I’m about to: draw more shit

61. Waiting for: an actual break from life

62. Want: more cats

63. Get married: maybe? Need to find someone first. The law is stupid and I can’t marry myself

64. Career: graphic / communication design. Fingers crossed

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs. Kissing is strange

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes

67. Shorter or taller: Shorter

68. Older or younger: idk

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach

71. Sensitive or loud: probably sensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship?

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I know I’m hesitant...

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: Nope.

75. Drank hard liquor: Nope (wow my life is exciting)

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Hard to lose when you don’t have any to begin with

77. Turned someone down: fuck yes

78. Sex on the first date: maybe

79. Broken someone’s heart: Yep. Needed to be done

80. Had your heart broken: Yep. Probably needed to be done

81. Been arrested: Nup

82. Cried when someone died: Fuck yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: sometimes

85. Miracles: Great when things work out, could be considered a miracle, wouldn’t trust for it to happen though

86. Love at first sight: I think so? I think it’s more lust than love

87. Santa Claus: ...sure

88. Kiss on the first date: I guess

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Shout out to the people who know ( @kfoops, @pineapplepond5 and @being-of-rain (stop changing your name)) but also a shout out to Norina and Jess who aren’t here

91. Eye colour: Brown/grey-greenish?

92. Favourite movie: please don’t make me choose

Tagging; @being-of-rain in case he hasn’t been tagged, @itshummingyay and @bigbadboombox if he ever returns to tumblr (rip)

[tenebrismasque]

ALL QUIRKS MY MUSE HABITUALLY HAS bold all of your character’s regular truths (Italics for less common) repost, don’t reblog 1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitude: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitude: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.  16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. if u want majora to touch you lmao 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25. Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26. Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27. Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tone. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34. Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35. Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36. Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37. Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38. Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39. Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40. Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41. Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42. Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43. Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavored gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44. Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45. Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46. Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47. Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48. Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49. Abbreviating: giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50. Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person. Tagged by: @usurpxrregalis