#and being insufferable about it

[just-ghaleon]

Ghaleon, scream-whispering and turning several worrying shades of red: DO THOSE LOOK LIKE TEENAGERS TO YOU????

Xenobia, nonplussed: I am 200 to 400 years old, everyone looks like a "teened ager" to me.

Ghaleon, ignoring her, struggling to unlock dungeon cell quickly: I am so sorry, oh god. Shit. I am so, so fucking sorry for-for the inconvenience. Oh. My god.

FANTASY ABBA, exit cell: It's cool.

Xenobia, rambling: What even is a teenager?? We don't have those in the wastes. "14ish to 19ish"??? That's a baby, that is an infant child.

Ghaleon, literally dying: Is there anything I can do to make it up to you two? Drinks? Are you hungry?? Can I give you a ride home???

FANTASY ABBA: No, we're cool.

Xenobia, lecturing: Did you mean "young adult"? Because the Vile Tribe equivalent would be 70 to 125 years, approximately. You have got to stop using all these human terms or this alliance is going to fall to pieces, Ghaleon.

FANTASY ABBA: So, like, we're cool to go?

Ghaleon, last shred of dignity dying dying dying: YEP. (cough) Uh, yes! Absolutely! Y-you're cool--t to go!!

(Exit: FANTASY ABBA)

(Dejected, distraught, uncool slump: Ghaleon)

(Exit attempt: Luna)

Ghaleon: NOT YOU. >:(

Luna: >:(

Xenobia: The vibe, as we say in the wastes, is in shambles.

~it's over!~

[mccoyquialisms]

ITS PROM, INTREPID HEROES! ASK RAGH ABOUT WHAT HE SAW AT PROM! ASK ABOUT JACE AND PORTER AND ARIANWEN!! INTREPID HEROES!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)

[shoku-and-awe]

Saw this bunny rabbit handwarmer at the Peabody Essex Museum and I don't know whether to stage a heist or throw myself into the sun, it is so CUUUTE

Also, fun fact: this kind of brazier is called a hibachi 火鉢, literally fire + bowl. Coals go in and it keeps you warm.

The North American use of the term hibachi, like at Benihana, doesn't really exist in Japan (and neither does that style of cooking). That kind of inlaid table grill is called a teppan 鉄板, iron + plate.

The other North American use of the term, for a type of portable charcoal grill, also does not exist. That one's called a shichirin 七輪, seven + rings, and if that sounds familiar to you, this is probably why.

[thepunkmuppet]

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[5hrignold]

i meant to put this together days ago but here’s pim gifs from the new episode let’s all pretend it still just came out lalalala

[maegalkarven]

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

[persephryne]

Daniel arc is so interesting. He’s not a bright young reporter with a point of view anymore, he's a bright experienced reporter with multiple points of view. He knows humans more than any vampire, because he’s been human longer than any of them. He also has known vampires when he was human, learned about them and their feelings in a way no one ever has. And now, he’s a vampire too. He has literally seen it all. He knows so much. Which in regards to Devil's Minion is the best thing that could ever happen.

Because he’ll see Armand as whole, not just the vampire Armand, not just the mastermind or the desperate or the monster or the victim or the lover or the killer. He’ll see and acknowledge all of it, all of him. And this what Armand needs, to be seen wholly. He wants it so badly. And that’s what Daniel always wanted too, right ? The whole truth, even if it’s ugly, even if no one else cares. He needs it, he can’t stop himself from wanting it.

Love is being seen. Love is being known. Love is wanting and needing irrepressibly.

[izel-scribbles]

dollins folk come get ya juice

also. born of 3 am discord texting with @ellamenop. I humbly present.

fem dollins!!

peggy collins,,,

NORA FINLEY,,,,,,,,

and also, if you’ve read me and ella’s fic, heres collins with a character that will show up later

based on this post

[chippedshake]

There's something so special to me about how Soda says A for effective when usually people make the mistake in the opposite direction (using an e where there should be an a) because he knows he's bad at spelling and he's trying to write right but he just can't get it and I can imagine so much frustration coming from his little brother being better at writing than him

[livetogether--diealone]

[flea-palace]

real?

[ryan-sometimes]

That party scene in Heartstopper is so funny because Nick has a life changing moment where he observes two queer people being happy and is like "wow, that can be me" and runs off to find the boy he's falling in love with and when he finally finds him, that boy says he ran into his shitty ex Ben

The pure anger that appears in Nick's face is just so...

[otsanda]

RIP Lucius Spriggs you would have loved showing up 15 minutes late to Season 2 with Starbucks 😩🪦🕊️

[pharawee]

Pop Pataraphol Wanlopsiri as WINNER Lee Asre Watthanyakul as DEAN Garfield Pantach Kankham as KENTA

▷ PIT BABE 2

[shebsart]

howl's moving castle book but it gets faster every time sophie gets jealous over the black knob and the black suit

bonus brutal sophie:

oh my god and sophie doesn't even know she's affiliated with the Witch . miss angorian's just a random woman to her 😭