Bruce Wayne Headcanons
that I cannot reconcile with current/most/ALL of his comics characterization but I hold onto nevertheless
—Bruce Wayne!! trains each of his Robins with the goal of them becoming better than him.
—Bruce Wayne!! intends for the Robins to be his actual failsafe if he ever went off the deep end. (Fuck that weirdo robot lol.)
—Bruce Wayne!! 1000% blames himself for Jason Todd’s death I don’t care what the comics have had him say or what his dumbass inner-narrative has said…*handwave handwave* all of that was just him desperately trying to cover the hole in his heart from failing his son so completely.
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I had a dream a couple of nights ago where Mozenrath attached the adhesive black sand to an object in his hand, which he then threw at a wall. The sand stretched out enough to reach the wall where it stuck, and Mozenrath held the other end of the line hard enough that when Aladdin flew by, he managed to clothesline himself on it.
It makes no sense but it's a funny enough concept that I refuse to acknowledge that it didn't actually happen.
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how do people have covid and then go 'oh this wasn't that bad i'll just go on being not careful' like mine is relatively mild in terms of how bad it could be and i was already still masking and shit and i'm like. no one's ever anywhere going to see me without a mask and a spray bottle of disinfectant EVER again this is terrible oh my gOD
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sorry repost but anyway i will be thinking about this a lot (you can't have shit in this game)
ft: @lanabenikosdoormat n @pixelplanetig
these are AWFUL. also for those that saw this was a repost, no you didn't
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living in this household is such a train wreck ❤️
like wdym it's not normal for your guardians to be perfectly fine, then have an off day, which leads to my guardians arguing and having my grandma threaten to k word my grandpa and my grandpa just ask to be k worded, and then have me get so stressed out I just start crying, and in some cases (like today) have a panic attack that almost k/o's me 🫶🫠 only for everything to go back to normal 5 minutes later. Damn that's not normal??????? Welp.
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1 thing I wish they had warned me about before my wisdom tooth surgery is that they don’t want me to take a week of any physical activity because yknow, surgery, takes time for ur body to stop being in pain etc etc.
But like I was unable 2 eat solid food for a full nine days.
Part of that is because of a previous jaw injury, but like they told me before the surgery it would be 3-4 days but when I called on like day six and I was like “hey, what the fuck??” They were like “yeah lol that’s actually normal psych!!”
Babygirl I’m hungry
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