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mengyan · 2 years

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Remember that scene during the body swap when dfqc in xlh body says "I'm goin to make up witj the moon supreme and then drags xlh on dfqc body".

Well, I imagine this but after 500 years and XLH dragging him to bed to make out lololol

Xiao Lanhua flops backwards into her husband’s and her gigantic shared bed, sinking into the mattress with a bored sigh.

Dongfang Qingcang had been stuck in a council meeting for the past shichen, when he’d promised her it would take no longer than a quarter of one. She’d offered to accompany him, of course, but he’d insisted it was only a small matter and that she should retire to bed early. Let me lift some burdens off your shoulders, Xiao Huayao. You’ve been working hard these past few days.

She’d grumbled and protested, but he was firm in his stance, so she couldn’t argue much. They were both stubborn that way. All he’d left her with was a single kiss to her forehead— not even her mouth!— before he’d disappeared to the throne room to greet the waiting officials.

Her husband was a cruel and tyrannical ruler! She was dying of boredom and the tragedy of being unkissed, and it was all his fault!

With another dramatically loud sigh, she reaches behind her head to undo the pins in her hair, removing them one by one. The last one to go is the Hidden Heart hairpin, and the moment it’s out of her hair, she thinks extremely hard to get the message across: Da Mutou, if you don’t come back soon, I’ll cry!

His amusement flickers back towards her, a gentle current in her mind. Patience, Xiao Huayao. The meeting’s just ended, I’m returning now.

And he’s telling the truth, because she does hear his approaching footsteps. She lights up at the sound and straightens back up, gathering her pins quickly and dumping them on the nightstand. Finally, she can have her husband all to herself, with no one to—

“...and the Fifth District is requesting a lower tax on their goods, since their harvest wasn’t very plentiful this season—”

Xiao Lanhua groans. How have the officials followed him here?

“Benzuo will give this task to the Yuezhu. She’ll make a visit to look at their crops not this week, but the next,” her husband answers. “Benzuo cannot simply lower the import and export taxes, no matter the reason, or other districts will request for the same.”

“Of course, Zunshang. There is also the matter of—”

Her husband interrupts again, more irritated now as he enters their bedroom wing: “Benzuo is tired. We’ll discuss further tomorrow.”

The official pauses, then pipes up sheepishly: “Ah, but Zunshang, just one more thing—”

Nope, nope, and absolutely not!

Xiao Lanhua glides over to meet them, joining them where they’re standing. The official stammers and drops into a respectful bow; she pays him no mind and yanks at her husband’s cloak. Immediately, his full attention is hers, and she pouts up at him and bats her eyelashes, a surefire move to get him to fold.

It works like a charm. His eyes soften immeasurably, and he takes her hands, murmuring to her.

“What is it, Xiao Huayao?”

“Come to bed,” she whines lowly, tugging him. “You’ve been gone too long!”

“It wasn’t that long,” he starts to say, but she just pouts harder. He caves and gestures at the official, clearing his throat. “You’re dismissed. Do not disturb me for the rest of the night.”

The official scrambles up, nodding. “Yes, yes, of course. Zunshang, before I go, I just wanted to say—”

Xiao Lanhua is going to teleport this official out of the room herself. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, so she can’t be blamed for what she does next.

She drags her husband over to their bed and shoves him onto the mattress; his back hits the covers with a soft thud, his crown falling and landing on the pillows. He doesn’t object in the slightest at this, letting her do what she wants.

Xiao Lanhua climbs onto his lap and leans in close to his face, then shouts over her shoulder, a mirror of their past selves: “I’m going to go make out with my husband, now, so you’d better get going!”

She doesn’t need to watch the official leave. She can hear it happen: frantic stumbling and apologizing, dashing out of their room in seconds. The moment he’s gone, she loops her arms around her husband’s neck and pulls him into a long, languid kiss.

“Missed me, didn’t you?” her husband laughs against her lips, winding his fingers through her hair.

Xiao Lanhua simply presses her mouth to his in reply: What do you think, Da Mutou?

#that scene was SO GOOD and the bts was even funnier #when yu shuxin smacked wang hedi in the face by accident and she was like OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY #and both of them were just cracking up #i love them so much #anyway- enjoy this little drabble!#my writing #asking carmen #love between fairy and devil

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ilkkawhat · 25 days

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The actors behind Alan Wake 2

#alan wake 2 #melanie liburd #ilkka villi #alan wake #saga anderson #mk.op #mk.edit #mk.gifs #i loved this #it was so cute to hear them bonding over working together and acting in a video game #hearing ilkka gush about tom zane is also just always a joy #and also the talk about vulnerable alan #melanie cracked me up when she pointed out how saga went off on alan lol (rightfully so)#i could listen to both of them talk aw2 for hours #edit: i fixed the top two gifs nobody saw how they were off shhh

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mohavegecko · 4 days

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never understood why jack had a portrait of moxxi up in his casino. the place went under after BL2, and at that point they hadnt been together for years. and its not like what they had together was particularly happy or long lasting, either. they were together for maybe a month before breaking up pre-TPS, and thats not even mentioning what happens between them during the game itself, so... maybe its a trophy? it doesnt feel like one when theres also one of angel. but its all i really got because presumably hes been in a much happier relationship with nisha for years, even though the portrait does feel too sentimental for a woman hes hated for the past Forever. speaking of nisha, there's no portrait of her or his wives. which is doubly weird because surely theyd be here too if moxxi is. idk, moxxi and angel are just a strange pair to have it just be them. by themselves is fine, moxxi alone is easily a trophy. and imo its just weird for a portrait of angel to be in the casino in the first place. some secret siren, huh? but together? idk. it gives mixed messages.

#borderlands #handsome jack #mad moxxi #nisha kadam #angel borderlands #easy answer its a trophy. jacks possessive over them both and its very easy to just say he sees them both as objects to 'keep'.#cracked answer is that its not a trophy because theres no one there to even see it. itd have more fanfare if it was.#hes loud with his hate. he has quite literally never been able to shut up about what makes him angry.#so the portrait in the casino is. well its a tone shift!#idk where im going with this. i dont think jack is “in love” with moxxi nor do i want him to be.#more likley hes holding on to that period of time before everything Went Wrong like with the way he infantilizes angel.#hating the woman she is now but loving what he thought they had before. moxxi says he practically love bombed her when they were together.#this isnt a handsome jack hatepost btw this is a genuine look at why he would do something like this. it interests me.

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creativesplat · 8 months

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ok... so Lambert x Eve...

Eve and the two Blaiddyds

Lambert and the two Fierenes

The step-siblings

@blaiddydbrokeit and I were talking, and they have now sent me down the wonderful rabbit hole that is Eve and Lambert getting married and looking after their children.

#Dimi desperately needs a good mother figure (y'know rather than his idealised image of Patricia who never really loved him and didn't pay #attention to him no matter what he says to himself (you know only having that one memory of her where she was looking out the window and ig #ring him) and then tried to murder him adn his whole family) anyway #Eve would be good for Dimi #and Lambert and Alfred and Celine would get up to all sorts of shenanigans #but also Lambert might be able to help Celine understand and overcome her fear of other's deaths #Dimitri in particular would be able to understand that fear and sympathise with her #and alfred is just having a great time with a new brother and dad because everything is awesome all the time and his old dad would have lov #d his new dad and he tells alear all about it and she's like ooh!#anyway an adorable meet the step-dad step-brother situation for the couple (you know my alflear loving heart can never resist an opportunit #anyway #other tags were originally messaged to a pal when we discussed the idea but I thought they would work under the picutres too:#crack ship or not Lambert and eve are adorable in my brain #lambert egitte blaiddyd #queen Eve #fire emblem engage #fire emblem three houses #anyway maybe in a heroes universe or something; or dimi revives Lambert using some sort of magic and then Lambert and eve meet up in a Fodl #an and Elyos meet and greet sort of ball and they become friends and then they discuss being widowed and through a long series of meet ups #realise a political marriage between them both would be good for Fodlan and Fahrgus and good for Fierene and Elyos and they're also in love #anyway they both visit each other's spouses graves on the anniversary of death #like they would both really respect their partner's deceased spouses and not be jealous at all when the other gets upset and is like #I really miss them. Because they both get it

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jrueships · 11 months

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https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y-#stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab-#the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal.#WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!????#josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM.#the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF.#AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt.#and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well.#it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid'#saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef.#he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better'#meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

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thermodynamic-comedian · 6 months

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listen. i do not ever want anything bad to happen to lena kelley. however i do want her to, at some point, be in so much distress that someone has to comfort her. do you understand.

#and i want that someone to be alice. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.#if i speak...#ive been calling them alina #in my head #which i think is cute #what if our names combined into a real first name...and we were both girls....#anyways yeah.#save me alina hurt/comfort...alina hurt/comfort save me....#i want lena to collapse into alice's arms and cry about how she's been so tired. so scared. so alone. for all these years.#about how many people she's watched die right in front of her eyes. people she cared about.#about how she knows alice and sam and gwen and colin and celia aren't save either.#and that she's so scared she'll one day have to watch them die too #i want alice to try to crack jokes. to try to lighten the mood a little.#but eventually she gives up and just. holds lena close to her. as close as possible.#and she promises that she'll be here. always.#that others might leave but she'll stay.#a comforting constant.#AUGH IM SO UNWELL ABOUT THEM #tmagp #the magnus protocol #lena kelley

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doctorbrown · 2 months

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MCFLY JULY ‘24 ⸺ 「 25 / 31 * THE HONEYMOONERS 」

[Date Unknown] 1985A Timeline

Five…six…seven…

Thunder booms, rattling Heaven and Earth with its might. Count the seconds between the flash of lightning and the crack of thunder and it'll tell you how far away the storm is.

Two miles, maybe.

It feels like it's right on top of them.

The ground shakes beneath them, rattling her bones so hard she can feel it in her teeth, and rather than run for cover, she turns to George sitting on the grass beside her, pressed up against a rock, and nestles closer.

“It feels like every time we try and do something, there’s a terrible storm.” Lorraine smiles, but it never reaches her eyes. “Our first dance, our honeymoon—don’t you remember?”

Sighing, Lorraine closes her eyes, losing herself to the grainy film reel of memory rolling behind her eyes. Even soaked to the bone, his clothes clinging awkwardly to him, George was a vision—a dream—and his almost pathetic wet puppy-dog expression made her heart soar. “By the time we got to the hotel, we were soaked. You nearly walked into the door; you couldn’t see anything with your hair in your eyes like that! I had to keep brushing your bangs out of your eyes while you carried our bags.”

George smiles, indulging the trip down memory lane with a gentle squeeze to her hand. He’s cold again, Lorraine thinks distantly—he’s been terribly cold lately, as if the sun has refused to touch him, angry with him for some perceived slight against it—but that doesn’t bother her.

She’ll keep warm enough for both of them. Light that fire in her chest and her stomach and stoke it until he leaches every ounce of warmth through her fingers for himself and his cheeks glow with it.

It’s all for him, anyway.

“That was one of the happiest nights of my life. I can’t believe you thought you ruined it just because of a storm. ‘We must be cursed, Lorraine,’ you told me, and I thought that was one of the most ridiculous things I'd ever heard. Even more ridiculous than when you told me about Darth Vader.”

“But that—”

“Really happened, I know. I believed you.”

“Eventually.”

“Eventually.” Lorraine chokes on the laugh she tries to force out. The first drops of rain pelt her cheeks and she uses her free hand to furiously wipe them away, ignoring the stinging sensation on her skin.

“We should go inside—the storm’s coming. You’ll get soaked.”

Lorraine shakes her head furiously, squeezing George’s hand so tight her nails bite deep into her palms, drawing blood. The wind sighs as it whips her messy hair around her head, knowing there is no changing her mind.

“I don’t care about the rain. I like sitting out here with you. It’ll be just like all the other times, won’t it, George?”

Just like all the other times.

Just like last time.

A second wave of burning rain bites at her cheeks and George lets go of her hand to gently drag his thumb across her cheek. Lorraine chokes back another sob, her shoulders trembling with the effort it takes to keep herself composed.

Her cheeks are still burning. The earth smells like petrichor.

The next crack of thunder shatters her composure, leaving her ears ringing. Lorraine’s shaky fingers fumble at her pocket as she curls her fingers around the crystal clear flame protected within, sloshing around in its container.

George never did get wet when it rained.

#mcflyjuly #mcfly july 2024 #back to the future #bttf #i'm not good at writing fluff flavoured things and i wanted to incorporate the idea of people being on their honeymoon SOMEHOW #do i think lorraine visits george's grave often? yes absolutely #the undisclosed date is the date of their marriage - she's here on their anniversary come to visit him again #and she's still grieving of course - she loved george so much and he loved her and now he's gone and now she's living this hellscape #and she is not okay at all #and i love the idea of storms - especially in 1985A - being symbolic for them in a way. both good and bad.#it stormed on the night of the dance and they fell in love - it stormed (in this timeline) on the first two days of their honeymoon #and they were soaked - lorraine was about it - george was mortified and she reassured him that she was having a wonderful time anyway #and at least in my hc for it - it stormed the night biff shot george and they found his body #or they think it's a storm anyway. could've just been the thundercrack of a gunshot being fired that rattled hill valley #who knows!#then it stormed when our marty shows up and the thunder cracks overhead in the cemetery...#i like storms okay they're big recurring themes here fjal;sdfj #this one's a mess but hey - all my prompts have been eyyyyyy #also i am an absolute sucker for loving somebody so much and they're never really *gone* and so you see them sometimes #whether that's a blessing or a curse who knows

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everysongineverykey · 2 years

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and for my next trick i present... my Grand Tv People Freakout Extravaganza!!! *falls to the floor weeping violently*

#the owl house #toh raeda #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #i swear to god they're going to kill me. they're going to kill me. falls onfloor #you do everything you can to keep your beloved from finding out your secret thinking they will surely hate you but they end up leaving you #for doing just that #and then thirty years later they lie to you about being brainwashed and pretend not to recognize you #to keep you safe so they say #but you look into their eyes and all you see is that younger you staring back at you!!!#the one who loved them so much she forced the feathers and claws back down into her skin to keep them with her and didn't even succeed!#and you think: i thought we were past this. i thought you said i should have known better.#but when it comes down to it you both just want to keep the other safe more than anything. because maybe you still love each other #underneath the years of loneliness and bitterness. and maybe the thought of looking them in the eyes #and just saying 'i'm sorry. i was wrong. i miss you. i love you. can we try again?'#is too frightening for that prideful earnest loving yet cowardly and broken girl inside you.#and the thought of admitting you have made them change their mind is too painful for your beloved #who has resigned themself to always standing there and watching as you go and destroy yourself while cracking a joke.#anyway. heehoo funny owl show

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1tsjusty0u · 4 months

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man. totk couldve been so good

#thinking of the links awakening sequel to alttp post and how games contrast/mirror each other #i cant say totk was super close to it. well maybe it was based on the first trailer but not anymore !#there were moments to be sure (sky island music + the great sky island) but the bulk of it is. Not #it feels less of a sequel to botw and more like a spinoff game. the world is hollow when you see the cracks and the cracks are Everywhere #npcs are wrong the structure is more linear (the great sky island for ex) the replacement of the sheikah with the zonai but it not working #due to the fact that the sheikah are still referenced and its the Same Place where literally all of the events of botw and prior happened #like. it Could In Theory Work but its trying to erase the sheikahs presence entirely which. no!! thats not how that works??#instead of mirroring or parallel and highlighting them Both it tries to scrub one out over the other #the emphasis on a Greater Past- botw focusing on 100 years prior which he and zelda and the champions and. The World have a connection to #vs totk doing more than 10000 years prior which would Seem better at first glance but it informs nothing about hyrule and nothing meaningfu #l was lost. its just a set piece to show rauru and sonias conflict with ganondorf #theres no. Connections. like it doesnt matter to ganondorf hes just oOoOoo evil and it somehow doesnt affect his goals or motives #the sky islands cant imply any context because there Is no context theyre just scattered ruins with no significance #rauru laments about the constructs but Thats It. everything is just there to be cool #especially the old temple of time/the temple of time in the sky. Why does that exist at all #its like. i wish any of this stuff was important At All but you can tell its not.#sorry for the hater post i just think its neat how botw informs totk and how totk ended up Like That. How.

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aftertheradar · 21 days

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hi! sending out for someone who's more talented than me please? I have a fanart request. (If nobody wants to make this then i'll just wait till i have more money and commission it)

Also Spoilers for both The Locked Tomb Series, specifically Harrow the Ninth and Nona the Ninth, as well as Parahumans: Worm. i've been rereading them both and noticed a parallel between two characters and i want to use this (half joking) request for fanart as a way to talk about it.

anyway here's my idea: can you draw John "Jod•Emperor of the Nine Houses•The Prince Undying•The Great Resurrector•The Necrolord Prime•The Man Who Became God And The God Who Became Man" Gaius the First and Eidolon drinking tea and eating peanuts together? Maybe while the Ressurection Beasts and the Endbringers destroy everything in the background?

I'm already writing the fanfic to match it don't worry

edit had to fix a typo because my autocorrect always changes book 2 to "Harris the Ninth"... which will be my next crack fic project naturally.

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #tlt #tlt series #tlt spoilers #tamsyn muir #worm web serial #parahumans #wildbow #john gaius #jod tlt #eidolon #eidolon worm #cuz like #they are both these super average looking middle aged men #who were granted the strongest godlike powers in their respective works #by their settings strongest nonhuman entities no less #and both have this persona of an affable schlubby-but-tired do-holder #even tho they are both actually pretty shitty people #and it was their actions which directly caused #the giant world-ending magic-user-killing kaiju monsters in their settings #and they did it for their own glory and ego #both also lied about their actions in how it happened and other shady stuff they did as authority figures #and both are significant in holding up the morale of their worlds citizens and militaries #and anyway i just think it would be super funny and cute to have them on a date #while the world perishes due to their own shitty inaction behind them #crack fic #crackship #fanart request

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laniidae-passerine · 2 months

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people think the theories are getting too crazy well I don’t think we’re getting crazy enough. we need weirder shit. Armand wasn’t Alice. Louis was Alice. how does that work? it doesn’t. but it’s only Tuesday and I can’t day drink rn so we’re gonna work with this until the weekend

#I just think that Luke and Jacob’s comments in interviews have me 👀👀👀#‘there was more there’ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN TROUBLE MR ANDERSON. HUH?#also in this crack theory Armand definitely wiped both of their minds which is sooo funny to me #Daniel: I had a wife named Alice and she was beautiful and lovely and if she called I’d go to her instantly #Louis who has no clue he was Alice: wow man. that’s crazy. have I mentioned how badly I get attached to my exes and miss them after decades?#Armand dressed up in his slutty Rashid maid cosplay: let’s stop talking about the past during this interview about the past shall we?#I can make this weirder actually hold on uhhhhhg #Armand and Louis were BOTH Alice they took it in turns. it’s why Daniel can’t remember her properly #she’s an amalgamation she’s a mix #still Armand did mind wipe them it’s very funny to me that he encounters one issue and is like ‘…I gotta delete all the data right now’#idk I’m bored lmao #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..