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ursaspecter · 1 year
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Physical therapy is kicking my ASS but it feels so good to bend my knee again even if it is just 10 minutes a day outside the clinic. I'm just glad I can do it all by myself. Something something it has to get worse before it gets better I guess.
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idontdrinkgatorade · 1 year
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i can’t imagine having a crush on someone you hardly know
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charliemwrites · 10 months
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Some feral and keeper Price stuff..? I don’t mind what, honestly. Just bring it in, broski!!! Smut? Wouldn’t mind. Fluff? Wouldn’t mind that either!!! Angst? Would probably sob, but sure as hell wouldn’t mind that either!!!!!!!
Don’t gotta respond to this or go through with it, but I’ve always liked how feral and keeper price are due to feral being(I think?????) a little somewhat scared of Price, and im just overall interested and intrigued about how it would go and how it would be like if they ever had sex and any intimate moments, or if it would ever actually happen between the two or not (I damn hope it would..).
Tyt, thanks though whatever you do lmao. Not really much of a rush for this, though I’d love hearing what you might have to say/write for this little req thingy😭 Love the things you write!!!🫶
Hi, bean!!! Their relationship is always a fun challenge to write because it’s hard to pin down lol. But I’m pretty sure the last few (apart from that daddy post) has been angst between them, so let’s do some soft platonic intimacy.
Price is visiting again and you’re mad. Not at him, because he hasn’t actually done anything to you. And not at Simon because he warned you well in advance of Price’s arrival. You’re mad at yourself because you were fine all week until he walked in the door - and then that creeping instinct to run and hide reared up.
Youre forcing yourself not to this time, though you couldn’t help skittering across the room when he reached out. He just chuckled, gave you an amused look, and continued chatting with Simon.
He’s pretending not to see you creeping nearby. Your nervousness is manageable when he’s not looking directly at you. And when he is looking at you, you’re okay as long as there’s something between you two - furniture or Simon will do.
You’re making yourself sneak closer and closer, pausing and gauging with each step to see if he does anything. He’s got a bowl of pretzels that you’ve been eyeing, wondering if he’ll let you filch a couple while dinner is cooking.
Within touching distance now. He smells like cigars and nice cologne. You like it, dammit. Not as much as Simon’s scent…. but still good.
Just as you come too close for a quick retreat, his arm bends, a couple pretzels in hand, offering to you over his shoulder. You blink, hesitate a second.
“You want some?” he coos, tilting his head to watch from the corner of his eye. “Go on, little one.”
You pluck them carefully from his hand, sit back to safely eat them. He chuckles and leaves you be while you enjoy your treat. Simon is watching you with amusement from the other side of Price, a whiskey in hand.
When you’ve finished your pretzels, you consider. Check the wall clock. Still twenty minutes until dinner! No, no, you need a little more to hold you over.
You edge closer again, lean up carefully against Price’s back. He doesn’t even pause, adjusting to support your weight while keeping the conversation going. You brace and lean over his shoulder, reaching for the bowl of pretzels. He tugs them just that last inch to let your grabby hand get a few.
As you’re stuff one in your mouth, his other hand slowly comes up, telegraphing. He’s going to touch you. You hesitate, debate staying or going as you munch. Eventually his fingertips brush your cheek, then skim up into your hair to scratch gently. You lean into a bit until he hums and you catch his eye.
“See? Not so bad, wild thing.”
You twist, nip his arm, and then scramble over to Simon, who happily lets you clamber into his lap and steal a sip of whiskey to wash down the pretzels.
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fumifooms · 9 months
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Marchil crumbs Part 4
Part 1 - Part 2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
Broskis remember when while madly blushing Chilchuck said he’d introduce his family to Marcille, and she madly blushed back thinking she really really wanted to meet them. Marchil W today
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Dreams do come true girl!!
The full double page spread has the rest of the Laios party at the table too but i think having the whole picture distracts from the one just this section tells. Marcille is so happy to finally meet them!! Flushing with joy and awe! And chilchuck flushing right back with self-consciousness!!! Desperately trying to keep it casual. Tsundere man probably going "Ok so... This is Marcille my ex-coworker, and here are my daughters... She was really looking forward to meeting you guys but don’t read too much into it girls". The daughters being all dressed up and Puckpatti even bringing flowers and correcting Meijack hehe <3 I know it's because they're at the castle but omg, meeting the extended family energy. You knowww Marcille is gonna ask them so many questions, and try and get to know them…
Also I have remembered TODAY that Marcille has a stepdad… She prob has so many thoughts on being a stepmom then. Leaving it open as to what that could mean for marchil. She certainly acts enthusiastic about families and kids so doesn’t seem like there’s a complex there at least~
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How it all started… Not very shippy I just think it’s funny and easy to miss. Her curiosity is PIQUED and what she thought she knew about Chilchuck is shattered. The bicorn chapter is really not long after this one so she must have thought so hard about how his home dynamic was like if she cooked up that ‘if I was Chilchuck’s wife’ rp so soon after & so effortlessly
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Hm, you know how snooping into ppl’s personal lives is Marcille’s thing?? Isn’t that like… Not that true outside of Chilchuck though? Like, she never asked about Senshi’s backstory or really asked much of Laios either. We do see her asking their types in romance for example, but from remembrance that’s sort of where it ends. So she concentrates her focus on the nut toughest to crack, the most private and mysterious party member huh (no not Senshi obviously, Chilchuck!!)… Little ‘puzzle to crack’ guy, ‘resistant to being known deeper’ guy. I’m not over how she was salty that he opened up to Senshi more than with her lol
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I think I’ve talked about it in the previous crumbs part but I think the bircorn chapter truly is the marchil chapter, and I wanna point out how Chilchuck reallyyyy fell from her esteem because "he cheated on his wife", leading to her being snippy with him during the chapter, BUT when push comes to shove she still hurried to his aid and worried for him and all. This might sound surprising, but I really like this! I think it’s great that Marcille wouldn’t coddle him if he fucked up and showed him a taste of consequences™️, but also not dropping him fully y’know, sticking through thick and thin even if she would not let shit fly. Seems like a healthy sort of devotion or companionship to me! Also her arc through the manga with Chilchuck is warping who he really is with idealization or preconceived notions mostly with his age and whatnot, so this feels like an important turning point of assessing him coldly as an adult who is not innocent at all… Before going right back to seeing him favorably and idealizing him as a great virtuous husband heh. It’s ok he’s harsh on himself he needs at least one person that believes in him hardcore let’s go <3 I’m going into really debatable grounds about morality and healthy vs unhealthy behavior lmao but yeah!! He recovered in her esteem, but she will not just give up on and leave behind this cringefail ass of a man even if he digs his hole so deep and so hard. He already got divorced once his partner would need some… Strong determination~ More on that right away
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Which, what is this "I don’t want to look incompetent and I’ll even claim I’ve done things that make me look terrible to avoid it" because uuuuh, they both do it
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Let's finally dig into the shapeshifters chapter! Lots of fun stuff to observe in there. Let's start with Marcille's side. There’s how, of course, Chilchuck's shapeshifter of her has her with sparkly hair with detailled shading, and how the reason she got eleminated was because of the spells in her spellbook don't match at all; Which means that personality wise, she was pretty convincing! We don't see just how well Chilchuck's vision of her match though since it didn't get much far. As we see with Laios’ shapeshifter clones, having an accurate shapeshifter is harder than one could think!
Easier to miss and more interesting though!! "It seems like Marcille B has awfully weak determination hmmm" implying Chilchuck thinks Marcille has a strong will. I think it’s especially telling when hand in hand with Chilchuck in an early chapter going "Oops not good I missed [that taking dead Kabru’s party’s wet food wasn’t the best moral decision], that’s Marcille for you." and such, where it seems like Chil sees her as someone who has strong convictions and admires/relies on her for it in some ways.
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Funnily enough Chilchuck’s not the only one being flattering about the other's hair, because Marcille's shapeshifter of him's hair is... Fluffier? Throughout the whole chapter too so not just a one-off or a coincidence. Tempting to pat and carress perhaps? It's confirmed to be her shapeshifter of him with the page about it in the adventurer's bible, and it's the one that gets the furthest in the elimination! The lockpicking tools are, surprisingly, convincing enough, and the attitude is also convincing if not for the true Chilchuck being "nastier" lmao. It's idealization due to the fact she has a hard time stopping thinking of him as young, but in a way she both knows him well enough to be very convincing and idealizes him as being nicer than he actually is, not the worst I’ll take it. "Our Chilchuck is a lot nicer! 🥰" help
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Have some more of Marcille praising Chilchuck
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Defending her honor part 2
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Ok now look at the Nightmares extra… Chilchuck would watch her series with her!! He enjoys her type of stories!! They’re on the same page even about plot points and the emotions each scenes inspire!! They would chat during watch parties!! Also this is something Marcille conjured up in her dreams so like, tbh very impressive. Chilchuck enjoying Marcille’s dream fiction isn’t something I ever expected but it sure happened
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This is what a movie date would look like
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I now declare lasagna the marchil dish. Seriously though I’m so curious as to what else Chilchuck’s pastas could be here. She’s fantasy italian it works out
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What is that look Chilchuck… Is this life advice, love advice or what. Like it’s not just me he’s being a little suggestive right, he’s drawing a comparison to womanizers right- Okok so you, Chilchuck, say exactly what reward you want, so that makes you trustworthy ok got it. Lesson learned and she respects his professional boundaries & reassures him so he doesn’t feel as self-conscious/judged from then on.
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Being on the same page and acting in perfect synchrony part 566
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Looking out for the other part 307, featuring them panicking out of their minds lol (Chil is better at stress management it seems)
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& Keeping the other in check part 255
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I truly love how casually they treat dungeon lord Marcille. You may be under mind corruption magic and a boundless beacon of destruction at your whims right not but you’re still our cringefail Marcille and we need to look after you
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Look at his smug-ass face at having successfully comforted and soothed her in the team effort
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What’chu looking at loverboy. What’s up, is her face too close to you for your comfort?
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Alright part 5 presumably NOT coming soon, i finally ran out of stuff to put on these hehe. Maybe the anime is gonna change that though
… And then the anime arrived and I already have stuff for a part 5. See you soon!!
part 5 is here broskis
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gimblegamble · 4 months
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Gim gimgingim my broski my buddy my boo I literally love the nickname plannonthayssisido that’s so cute oml WOOOOO :DDD
Yes ur walls r great btw I got like snacks n here n shit im lirking in ur shadows I’m sending u invisible appreciation im appreciating u so hard u don’t even no it literally /pos
Oh il ur x desfgin by the way he has such cool hair like if sm1 had fisgety hands imaging if they give it a lil brush u no or a lil tug or put sm cute flowers in it n stuff thatd be cute !!!! he’s a pretty boyi u nko kno u kko yhyhyhyhyh
Also I forgor if I respondede to this yet but ur so correct acc about the new hermits getting thei own crushes on Mumbo too HC stands for Hermits CrushingOnMumboJumbo acctuallye u r so correct n try 💀<<<<333333
…………. Def not m havin thoughts aboy the diff between ppl resctong to gem vs Skizz if they were to find out they gained a hot crush on Mumbo too….. like…. Bro imagine……..
Ppl going to gen like awwww that’s cute bestie we lov that frfr gem welcome to the club bestie n shes so sweet w mumbo n it’s all good n she might be deadly enough to casully take out a sword n death glare any competitors sometime if they’re tryna crash in any dedidcated Mumbo time (COYGHCOUGCVOUGH Grian COUGHCOIYHCIIHJ) but it’s all good ukno all cute :))))))
But like Skizz. And here’s the thing Skizz is such a huge teddy bear o a guy. Fav angel dude fr. But like. I’m lookin at how ZIT already had like a whol competition bet thing going on w seducing Mumbo Outta his sexy pristine normal asssuit pants. I’m looking at the hints of possessivendsc that like Z n I n T all had at times b4 w dear ol mumby boy. I’m lookinh at thr bond ZITS hav going on n how Skizz could b having a gay ol time w mumbo n maybe flirting just a tad (a lot lol) n maybe he throws Mumbo over his arm cus he cute like that n S catches one of the others eye just for a second n motherfucker would SMIRK. LMAO ‘look bitches I got ur man now he’s my man what u gonna do bout it <3’ like iys probs not on the level of Doc n Grian (n X n Scar n probs Keralis lol) petty aaaa possessiveness rivalry becaus ZITS r still a lol goofy w it y’know ykno but like
Sometimesz
Sometimes.
Hffhhffhhffygufhghvvhvjjvjvjvvjjbbj ty gim happy pride btw rip I’m a fruity little plannon today <3
- 🌱 Anon
Plannon it is then! ^^ lmao always a pleasure to receive a message from you. Feels like I have a penpal in the world somewhere. Apparently in my walls though so I hope you're still comfortable in there with how cold its getting again??? (last week we were at the >20C?? Now we're back at single digits???? What happened?????).
As for my Xisuma, maybe no tugging since he has some very sensitive hair roots but flowers are always welcome! (I still think he needs a haircut though)
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I agree on your interpretation of the true meaning of HC and shall immediately add it to my dictionary lmao.
Actually I haven't really thought about Skizz all that much so I'm pretty interested in some headcanons about them. I don't really see much of Skizz in general I suppose.
I say that but for some reason I had no trouble hearing this sentence (‘look bitches I got ur man now he’s my man what u gonna do bout it <3’) in his voice so.. lol.
Happy pride as well plannon! go and be your fruity little self and have fun.
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22degreehalo · 11 months
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So Oscar and Andy get increasingly close, and Andy starts crushing major hard, but in his affection-starved obliviousness just sorta repeatedly ends up word-vomiting at Oscar about how much he loves him, man, and how sometimes he feels like he's never known true happiness until the moment their eyes met and their lives became entwined mah broski (Andy KNOWS that this isn't gay because he was really worried he was gay for a while but then he made out with a random dude in a club and it sucked sooo Tuna's plan was foolproof, Andy is for SURE 110% hetero)
Anyway Oscar meanwhile is busy losing his mind. Because at first it had just been sorta eyerolling (like 'wow American straight men really are lacking for outlets for affection, lucky that has nothing to do with me lmao' but slowly it becomes clearer that yes Oscar actually is also That lonely and lacking in outlets for affection himself (due not to social norms but mere inability to get a boyfriend, which is even sadder tbh), and then he starts. Actually thinking Andy is great and fun and makes his life better and is someone he'd want to hear say these things for real if he could.
And eventually (probably at some kinda fancy restaurant or similar date-type thing) he hits breaking point and just. Tells Andy to shut it with the 'sometimes I think God himself beered you to me' shit. Because it's silly and he doesn't wanna hear that crap.
And Andy goes all quiet and hurt. And simply says that he learned a lot that day. And leaves.
And Oscar is. Trying to convince himself that that was the right call. He was getting in too deep, and the guilt he feels at Andy's cold reaction is only proof of that. He doesn't think about how much more boring his day is without him.
But eventually, Andy comes around. Almost entraps Oscar. Because he thinks they need to talk about what Oscar said. And he really thinks Oscar needs to hear this, too.
(And it's just. Oh god is Andy a serial killer??)
And what follows is. The beginnings of a long, drawn out lecture on masculinity and societal pressure against demonstrations of affection between men.
Because the thing Andy learned that day, when Oscar told him to stop saying 'anything that sounds like it could be lyrics from a cheesy musical final-act duet', is that Oscar is homophobic.
Which really sucks because Andy is starting to realise that he might be bi, hinself. And he never ever would have expected that the most homophobic person he knows would be his gay lifelong best friend partner.
(Of course Oscar is forced to clarify that he wants Andy to shut it because he's worried about FALLING FOR HIM, and Andy scoffs at that until Oscar is forced to prove that no yeah it is actually um. Kinda happening already. And the Andy goes very quiet and leaves the room for a long time.)
(Two days later they're dating.)
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pammei · 2 years
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Our moms?!
Rindou Haitani x reader (chatfic) 
Chapter 1-3 from Our moms by pammeiwammei (me) on Wattpad
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❥@Rindog has followed you.
'Rindou? Followed me?' I glare at my phone deciding if i should call hina or not. "Y/n, done with homework?" "Yes mom" She looks around "Oh by the way you know my new friend Sara? Well I met one of her sons and he goes to your school so I gave him your instagram."
Oh shit.
"Mom, why would you give my instagram to a stranger?!" I yelled at her thinking about what I'm gonna do in school tomorrow.
She looked at me with disappointment "Y/n watch your tone, and there's no harm in making new friends, is this about not wanting to be friends with guys?"
There she goes jumping into conclusions again. "No mom it's just he's not the nicest in my school okay?"
She just nodded and left
☕︎Instagram dms☕︎
❥Rindog: Yo y/n, seen ya around school but never talked to ya
❥Y/n_l/n: Um yeah.. Nice to meet you ig?
❥Rindog: No need to be so awkward i know imma lil intimating but i dont hurt girls
❥Y/n_l/n: Oh my bad for assuming
❥Rindog: all good👍
7:04 seen
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❥@Randog has followed you.
'Oh shit, ran too?'
♡@Y/n_l/n has been added to group chat 'bros'♡
❥@Randog: Hey y/n its nice to meet ya ;)
❥@Y/n_l/n: Uh hi? Why was i added?
❥@Rindog: Ran wanted to meet ya Sorz for not askin before adding ya
'Why do they type like that tf'
❥@Randog: Its okay broski they shouldn't be offended over this LMAO
'Broski? BYE THE RED FLAGS'
❥@Y/n_l/n: Sorry my moms calling i gtg byebye.
❥@Rindog: See bro ya scared them away
☕︎Instagram dms☕︎
❥@Rindog: Hey sorry for ran he doesnt know how to talk to girls 4:28 seen Yo im real sorry if we offended ya 5:13 seen
❣︎ Meanwhile on the call with Hina and Emma:
"Why are they so desperate HELP" both I and Hina laugh at Emma's comment on the brothers.
"I don't know man but this whole thing is very suspicious, like how they keep dming me," I say as I try to clean my room "I mean it's funny how thirsty the popular guys are."
"Y/n, Sara just called and told me you've been ignoring her son." mom informs me as I try to hold my laugh
as soon as my mom left my room I look at the screen to see Emma and Hina looking like the skull emoji, then we all laughed so fucking hard I started choking.
"THEY-- REALlY TOLD THEIR- MOM PFFTTT." Emma said as we all started choking and snorting.
❣︎
@Y/n_l/n has added @drakens_bae4life, @Hina_Hanagaki to group chat 'bros'
❥@Randog: who the hell?
❥@drakens_bae4life: really? randog? 💀
❥@Randog: stfu
❥@Hina_Hanagaki: can yall not fight? 😕
❥@Randog can you shut up? 🥺
❥@Rindog: ran shut up for a second
❥@Randog: you a simp? │ ↳ ❥@Rindog: bro 💀  im just being nice bruh chill
♥︎@Randog is typing♥︎ ♡@Randog was kicked♡ ♡@drakens_bae4life was kicked♡ ♡@Hina_Hanagaki was kicked♡
❥@Rindog: y/n i understand that ran is an asshole sometimes hes just a lil messed in the head ya know? dont take the things he says to heart, he probs doesnt mean them just dont argue with him like if things go too far he might hurt you or your friends physically so just bear with him alr?
❥@Y/n_l/n: wow that kinda really nice of you to say thanks ill try but i am a little bit sensitive:(
❥@Rindog: completely understandable if anything he says or does bothers you just dm me ill deal with it Y/n reacted with a '❤︎' 5:48 seen
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"Y/n you're really quiet what's happening?" Hina asks,
"Rin's actually kinda nice.." I say awkwardly knowing it's gonna surprise them.
"who the fuck are you because you're not Y/n," Emma replied.
" Y/n, ARE YOU BLUSHING? GOODBYE GET SOME REST YOU NEED IT." Emma said and soon after left Hina also left not long after.
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❥@Rindog: [link to a server]
❥@Y/n_l/n: sorryz i dont use discord 😋
❥@Rindog: want me to make ya an account?
❥@Y/n_l/n: forsure go ahead
❥@Rindog: user: bald ran#6969 password:ilovecatssm36
❥@Y/n_l/n: you like cats? nice
❥@Rindog: i mean sure but i just picked a random pass
❥@Y/n_l/n: logging in now ❤︎Read 10:19❤︎ As you log in you notice the two people in your friends list 'rindog#6969' and 'randawg#0690'. wow they really need new usernames.
☕︎Discord dms☕︎
❥Rindog: yo :wavingpenis:
❥bald ran: woah hi :catcrying: wait do i have the nitro thing or something?
❥Rindog: yeah thought ya might like it
❥bald ran: stop you didnt have tooooooo im gonna have to pay you back☹️
❥Rindog: NONO dont worry consider it a gift :)
☕︎Instagram groupchat: two married and one single person☕︎
❥@Y/n_l/n: EMMMA HINNAAAAAAAAAAJAJAHSHWHAHAU MEOWWQWWWWWWWWW
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(Pretend you see the emotes.)MEOW RAWR MEOWMEOW
❥Hina: OH MY @EMMA LOOK ❥Emma: what? WHAT THE FUCK Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N REPLY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
❥Y/n: meow 🤭
❥Emma: y/n
❥Y/n: what
❥Emma: you downloaded discord for him? i thought you were over that app after your e dating phase🤨
❥Y/n: BUT HE MADE ME AN ACCOUNT I COULDNT SAY NO
❥Hina: also tell that ran bitch to go eat dick he was suck a dick to me last time😢
❥Y/n: yeah forsure hina
❥Emma: downloading discord rn i was talking to mikey about what happened and he said theres a toman server. drakens there
❥Hina: INVITE ME TOO
☕︎Discord dms: Randawg#0690☕︎
❥bald ran: eat dick (from my friend you argued with last time)
❥randawg: bitch what send addy rn pussyio
❥bald ran youre not scaring anyone LMAO
❥randawg: jeez ok😢
"Y/n Sara just called, im disappointed why would you ever be mean to my friends son?" aint no way "💀"
☕︎Discord dms: Rindog#6969☕︎
❥bald ran: can you and your brother stop telling your mom that im being mean to you guys, i cant play roblox for a week now
❥Rindog: ran did that?🤭
❥bald ran: yes
❥Rindog: brb beating him up
❥bald ran: alright cya goodnight:)
❥Rindog: oh youre sleeping already? goodnight:) ❤︎Reacted with ♡❤︎
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bisluthq · 1 month
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That doesn’t explain why people like Jenny Slate have unfollowed Justin though? I can see that being the explanation for the drama with Blake, but isn’t the whole cast ignoring him/unfollowing him?
well maybe because they think Ryan/Blake’s strategy is better and Ryan’s edits were good and as we’ve said Ryan has major Hollywood capital so idk about siding with a rando over Ryan? Especially for someone like Jenny who’s more comedy like idk why you’d want to annoy Ryan Reynolds in her situation?
I just looked at Justin’s insta and he’s REALLY pushing the DV angle and seems really measured about it. Like his whole thing is this is a movie about a fucked up situation and he feels like he needed to make sure it kept a female perspective/gaze and he says it’s important for men to ask themselves why other men commit DV/harm women (even if they themselves feel they aren’t problematic). He really seems to be promoting a very different movie to the one Ryan was promoting in his clip with the Atlas character’s actor. Maybe Jenny wants to be promoting Ryan’s version of the movie, not Justin’s downer version. Fwiw like obviously wbk this story is about DV but I can see someone signing on to a BookTok fave adaptation without thinking it’s gonna be a downer of a movie so again maybe people just think Ryan’s right lol. And again, my guess would be that commercially he 100% is. People are 100000% likelier to go watch a hot movie about hot people than they are some mid meditation on like patriarchal violence. (The movie does not have great reviews lol and tbf neither does the source material so there’s only so much you can do in terms of meditating on patriarchal violence when that’s your storyline and the finished product reflects that storyline like maybe pushing “everyone’s super hot” is really the better way forward).
also again I don’t know about that anon saying Ryan wants an Oscar nom for Blake (I really fucking can’t believe that he does) but looking at Justin’s page it kinda seems like he might be expecting that type of thing? Like he’s promoting something SUPER serious lmao. It’s very possible the rest of the cast is just like “broski you’re delulu af let’s listen to what Ryan Reynolds has to say and follow those instructions on how to make this a big hit” 💀💀
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fluffypotatey · 1 year
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Leverage Ep 12 >:3
Pre-show:
WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE
TOOK ME MONTHS BUT WE’RE HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
can’t think only react
So excited
Reaction:
Oooooh synopsis are you telling me we’re gonna heist the ✨insurance company✨ hehehehe
shit wait we’re starting there?????
OH SHIT
ok ok soooooo Nate is drunk (maybe???? possibly???? most likely????), he almost shot a dude (past boss????), past boss offered shrimp and Nate just went “I do like shrimp”
Bro?????? Is this a flashback????
They don’t give a time or date tho….keeping it mysterious for plot reasons I guess (<- is grumbling about it)
WAIT
SOPHIE
SOPHIE IS HERE
YIU MOTHERFUCKER
LEVERAGE YOU DIDNT
HOW DARE YOU NATE DONT YELL AT SOPHIE
they staged an intervention whilst giving him heist of his dreams 🤧 like a “hey, broski, your drinking problem sucks…..wanna get at the man who ruined you?”
ELIOT WITH GLASSES YES
ohhhhhh so this is why it’s called the 1st David Job
“While you are well-versed in dead guy art, I am not” I love you so much Alec 💕💕💕💕💕💕
Oooooh pretty art
Ummmmm sketchy basement????
omfg the vases 👀👀👀👀👀
Bro just let him take a photo????? Rookie mistake
Awwwwww let Parker play with the little naked man 🥰
Lmao Sophie does not need you to tell her how to heist a guy, Nate 🤭 so silly, maybe if you drank some water—
Oh ho! You calling the pope a heathen 😂 in front of an alleged Vatican archivist 😂 you got balls man
Mag????? THE EX WIFE?????
WHAT
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?????? Girlie why are you in a party hosted by the ceo of the company that killed your son??????
Parker is meeeeeeeeeeee
SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂
Oh dear…..Maggie what are you doing????
SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s what….15 minutes???? jfc
Alec turned the fucking statue 💀💀💀💀💀
“Breakfast jambalaya” well now I’m hungry
YEEEEE MY PARKER/ALEC HEART
awwwwwwww he wants to talk about it 🥺🥺🥺 I’m ok T^T totally
ELIOT 💀💀💀 YOU DID NOT
Love my chaotic, smart Parker 🥰
ok, so, question: they mention that Nate’s ex-wife meets him to talk about when the priest got attacked in the Miracle Job, but now it’s like the team never met her before???? sorry it’s been awhile but I’m a little confused. Shouldn’t Sophie already know what she looks like???? Bc she made the “she’s pretty” comment here like idk sorry I’m might be overthinking this?
Lmaooooooo SOPHIE
ELIOT IS DONE LMAOOOOO
Parker don’t throw the David!!!!!
?????
Ok does the ex-wife care as in she wants to get back together or care as in “we used to love each other and while it isn’t the same now I still care for you like an old friend cares”? bc I really want option 2
Eliot why would you bring up the ex-wife again????
Sophie……girlie what are you doing???? She looks so excited and idk whether to be concerned or not
Oooooooh parents are talking
Lmao that door does not help at all, plus it has windows???? The trio’s still there this is not a private combo lol
oh shit she doesn’t know 🫢
Nate/Sophie 🥺🥺🥺🥺 why are they so soft stop it
Fuck up the company please 🙏🏻
TEXACO?????
Wait bro what’s the new plan???
Alec lmao 😂 bringing out the pen, making the pilot panic
you not a fan of heights 👀 ironic
ALEC 💀💀💀
“FAA! he’s a hardass” 😂😂😂😂
ALECCCCC WTF
BRO THE PILOTS ARE STILL THERE
My thoughts on what the pilot’s are thinking: “fucking FAA….stupid new regulations….wait, why is he putting that on his head??? What’s with that briefcase???? Who is he talking to???? What’s with the statue????….fucking FAA…”
Ah fuck it’s option 1….dammit
YEAH NATE PUNCH HIS ASS
OH SHIT
WHO WAS THAT GET THAT CAMERA AWAY
And of course this is just halfway
YES ELIOT WAIT FUCK
WHOMST
WAIT ALEC BB NOOOO HES JUST A MAN LEAVE MY MAN ALONE
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??????
PARKER FUCK
LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNE
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY
FUCKUNG CROWLEY LOOKING DUDE BETTER NOT HARM PARKER
YES ELIOT FUCK HIM UP BREAK HIS KNEES
“I’ll come alone” fucking liar >:(
Sophie…….no girlie……..
Sterling please don’t hurt my Nate/Sophie please…..dont 🥺
He’s keeping Parker???? You bitch
Fuck 🫠 so stressed rn
Please tell me this episode isn’t over 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Ok ok not over 🥺 but still stressed
Nooooooooo Sophie/Nate please!!!!! You can’t hurt each other 🤧🤧🤧🤧 it’s not allowed!
Lmao you put it on the the edge of the roof, very classy girlie
ALEC!!!! BABY T^T
Parker should kill him, for funsies
Eliot should kill all of the lackies, for funsies as well • Hahaaaaaa so stressed
Girlie don’t you dare jump
GIRLIE WHAT
FUCK THEM ALLL UPPPPPP BOYS
I mean….they could cut the line????
Eliot you good??? Are his ribs still broke?????
Ok so episode is close to ending….everything seems well…but this is a 2-parter????
“Shouldn’t we call the police?” “You’re fired” said it like a true villain to his henchman 😎
ALEC BRO BADASS BUT STILL THE HQ????
Lmaooooo talking shit, piglet?
OHHHHHHHHH THE SHOT IS JUST LIKE THE PILOT!!!!! THEY’RE DIUNG A PARALLEL OF HOW THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE BARELY A TEAM AND NOW PRESENT TIME WHERE THEY ARE A FAMILY OH MY GOD!!!!
EVEN THE SCATTER WAS LIKE THE PILOT AHHHHHHHHHH
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3dogbones · 3 months
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Btw, I was thinking of what to call ya since I usually just do Broski…
So I was thinking…
Nah just kidding I don’t think.
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Have you ever made a sans oc or an oc?
We only recently became moots and awesome Bucko’s so I was curious ya know?
No reason at all as to why I wanna know this.
Totaaaally no reason.
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FIRST OFF (please read in Cowboy Voice): I’ve had many names around these parts… Marbles (my main one), Sigma Bringer of Doom, cool Person… but lately I’ve been wanting to change it to a different name. 🤠. ‘Peso” (pronounced pay-so)
(PLEASE DISCONTINUE COWBOY VOICE READING): It’s the name of my dead dog, and since he isn’t using it anymore, MIGHT AS WELL YOINK IT-
AND ALSO ”PESO” IS A COOL AF NAME, YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE WENDY’S PARKING LOT IF YOU DISAGREE 😤
anyways bunch of more stuff under cut:
AND HI MY BUDDY CHUM PAL RIZZLER SWIZZLER! Thanks for the ask 😎 and yes I do have an OC, click here for his ref
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His name is Mark (LIKE MARKIPLIER 😱/jk yeah no) and I’m waiting until I learn how to animate really good in 4 years so I can make an UNDERVERSE rip off using him 😈😈😈
SO NO INFO ABOUT HIM NOW! That’s a secret… But one of the things he does do is accidentally roast people by being brutally honest. So like, do with that what you will!
Op also regarding your other ask💥:
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I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THIS ACTUALLY. I CANNOT BREATHE.
Looks Like he’s just been on his mewing streak a bunch 🥹 so proud of the alpha sigma rizzler taking everyone’s gyatt away, so fanum tax of you to make this 🥰🥰🥰
and technically there is no rules for how many submissions you can make, soooo according to my calculations 🤓🤓🤓you could submit as many joke ones as you want and I couldn’t do NOTHING LMAO
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sheepie-self-ships · 1 year
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Welp! I redid my blog again, and now I can redo the pinned post like I wanted to lmao
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HI! I’m Sheepie!!
I’m 19, I use they/them pronouns, and I’m mostly just here to have fun :)
Here’s my carrd! But if you don’t want to look at all of that, here’s the important info on there under the cut!
MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN
I have an nsfw self ship blog, dm me if you want the url 💀
The tag for my self insert references is #self insert intros
The tag for my art is #sheepies art!
Rambling tag is #sheepie talks
Asks tag is #asks go brr
Crush tag is #sheepie crushes 😳
Storytelling is #sheepie lore
Gush tag is #sheepie gushes
Credit to pepper jackets for my pfp!
DNI IF:
You fall under general DNI criteria (LGBT+phobic, ace exclusionist, terf, racist, xenophobic, map/pedophile, pro ship, etc etc, basically if your vibes are rancid there’s the door 🚪)
You want to start drama. No one has time for that, I’ll block you on sight 👁️ 👁️
You don’t like self inserts/self shipping. If you got here and aren’t into it, you’re in the wrong corner of tumblr broski.
BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:
THIS IS NOT A FANDOM BLOG!!!! Aqua.bats fans I’m looking at you!! (/lh,silly) but for real, uhhh I am. This is a selfship blog, don’t go harassing me abt what I do over here when there are tags I have that you can block so you don’t have to see the things you don’t want to!
I’m comfy sharing almost all F/Os, but if you aren’t that’s cool :) either block their corresponding tags (I like to think I tag all my things correctly but sometimes it might slip through) or don’t follow, it was nice seeing you and I hope you have a good day :) my F/O list is below and in the carrd, linked above. I will say, I’ll probably update this post more often than the carrd, so be on the lookout!
I don’t tag a lot of TWs, or if it’s NSFW I normally just tag it #nsfw or I don’t reblog it 😅 if there’s something you want me to tag lmk!
MAIN ROMANTIC F/OS
I’ve said a few times I think but I’m comfy with sharing F/Os! The only one I am uncomfortable sharing is Toshinori, but you can still follow! I just need a tag to block <3
They all have individual tags if you would like to follow me but aren’t comfortable sharing
I have more f/os in my carrd!!
These are just my main guys! I post and reblog the most about these ones :)
All Might/Toshinori Yagi
My Hero Academia
tag: #no. 1 hero in my heart 🌻
old tag: #toshi 🌻
villain AU/All Smite tag: #evil toshi 🥀
status: Fiancé :))
anniversary: 6/14/18
~☆~
Shadow/Hiromi Higa
Sk8: The Infinity
tag: #he was a sk8er boy 🌷
old tag: #hiromiii 🌺
status: boyfrien
anniversary: 4/21/21
~☆~
Eagle.bones Falcon.hawk
The Aqua.bats! Su.per Sh.ow!
tag: #bonesy 🦅
Aqua.bats Platonic/General Tag: #AQB Lets Go! 🩵
status: depends on the point in the lore timeline LMAO
anniversary: 10/25/23
⚠️ Presidential Alert ⚠️
I do NOT ship with Ian Fow.les. Just his character in the show!
~☆~
Billy Hargrove
Stranger Things
tag: #bad reputation 🚬
old tag: #Billy H. 🚬
status: boyfrien :)
anniversary: 7/18/22
~☆~
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nutakuro · 7 months
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GOD GOD GOD GOD OHNNNYGGGOIIIDD I LOVE UR ART SI MUXH I LOVE UR FIJINKAS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNNY I WILL BE DRAWING THEM BTW
ALSO I LOVE HOW SOMEONE IS DINALLY GIVING YIN THE LOVE HE DESERVES HE IS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE I CANNOT BE ANY MORE NORMAL ABT THIS
Anyways I THINK REQS R OPEN?? i might be wrong I domt wanna assume I APOLIGISE IF I AM WRONG but I was wondering if u have made any final four s2 gijinkas? (Specifically asking for Suitcase BUT I LOVE THEM ALL ANYWAYS)
ANYWAYS SORRY FOR RAMBLIMG SM KEEP DRAWING BROSKI EATING UR ART FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, MID-DAY SNACK AND DINNER!!!!
THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH !! Ive been wanting to reply to this for awhile now (and with a drawing ofc lmao) but a little sketch i made for suitcase sorta turned into a full illustration since i got a few ideas... and I will be posting it whenever i get done with it so look forward to that!
If you were wondering about final four gijinkas i have one for lightbulb and i just.. havent posted her at all?? Atleast only on instagram i have. One day she will appear here. I got another ask for baseball which im also gonna get to soon dw, and knife ?? Uh.. one day.. i have no ideas rn i really do like him though💀
ALSO HI IM THE NUMBER ONE YIN FAN EVER !!! I LOVE YIN OOH AHH I LOVE YIN IM NORMAL ABOUT THAT ONE!.. and now im rambling too LMAO- anyways thank you so so much this was genuinely amazing to read !!
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I didn't really get a chance to say it yesterday (or the day before lol) but I've been having tons of fun with the new stream schedule and with revisiting Judgment with you and everyone! Excited for today's stream too of course; Admittedly I Did Giggle And Kick My Feet A Little about you considering drawing Tsuruno BUT I'll of course be just as happy to see Masato/Aoki <3 or anyone else <3 I actually don't remember ever seeing you draw Aoki's scars in spite of The Controversy...
ALSO PLEEEEEEASE I Am SORRY For Shishiposting (<- It Is Fine And Will Happen Again) 😭😭😭 a bitch predictable... I do genuinelyyyyyy want to comment on every other post you make though I just wish I still had that kinda time right now </3 I will say it was funny as hell seeing you post about Daigo's correct estimation of the threat Shishido's charisma poses (SUCH a Father and Son Intelligence vs. Wisdom moment between Daigo and Kiryu btw) while I was in the middle of having an argument with someone saying Shishido wasn't charismatic lmao
judgment streams have been real fun even if i do run around my room five minutes before every one LOL it's been swell so far playin through the game the first time with everybody :]
i truly aint got any idea what to draw specifically for stream, there's been a whole lotta things ive been wantin to draw so it's gonna be hard boilin it down to one. i might just do a random sketch pile, tho it will def be annoyin havin to run and grab ref images every so often LOL BUT it'll be fun regardless :) i hope :))
i don't really get a lot of chances to draw aoki's scars. i can count of all the times ive done so on my hand and those drawings were preeeettty old, so i try Not to think of them lol. even comics where i wanted to Poke at his post recovery i've already done, and even in THAT i still had him bandaged. world wasn't meant to see him post op i suppose lol (´▽`)
AND AS YOU SAY IT'S FINE LMAO im always happy to read whatever you got to say (❁´◡`❁) i make a lot of posts broski, it is very understandable that theres no time to comment on a lot of them. because i have little else to do outside of my Silly Posting LOOOL so i appreciate the time you can find to write in :)
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420technoblazeit · 1 year
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anyway masterlist of responses to ppl's random messages on this form
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hunters grab ur salt or hwatever. call my blog the winchesters bc we're time traveling in this fuckin car
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IS HTIS WHY MY POLLS KEEP GETTING WEIRDLY SKEWED. GOD. FINE ILL ADD A 'DID NOT WATCH SUPERNATURAL' OPTION
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im about to write a fix it where htey bring back crowley bc everything the writer's team did post-his death made me so goddamn angry. he adn cas die in the same episode and theyre like teehee. the antichrist brought cas back but not him bc idk. cas is Special. adn then they dont let rowena resurrect him im so alskdhgsadgasdgsadglhaldga
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oh fukc are there angel robots in this. i keep making posts about gabriel spn adn people mistake it for ultrakill mayb i WILL play htis
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i cant explain but like. hte type of cat that's black and white but the black adn white kinda meld together yk what im saying? lik,e an oreo milkshake
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i handed in two of my final assignmetns last night so hopefully soon! im hella behind in one of my classes htough so we'll see
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ive stayed up till 3 about 3 times in hte last 5 days. one of htose was bc the spn season 1 finale was a two parter adn i forgot and wanted to get to hte part where they got hit by the truck, another was bc i got really into a session of apex legedns, and the third was bc i had a final assignmetn and pissed away the rest of the day spn postign so. i think ur right
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hwy are you the coolest person here what the fukc. like omg what's ur numberrrrrrrrr
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WOE, DISCREET SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE IN MY MINECRAFT SMP BE UPON YE. it's a good nickname htough c!aster uses nicknames all the time for ppl anyway lmao. we've already got old man for sleep, princey for lux, dog breath for kota, etc etc. it fits
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so fuckign true broski n boy am i having a time. i bought a crowley print a couple weeks ago but hte shipping for a print was too much money so i just bought a bigass sticker adn ykw. it worked. i also found out htat the artist now draws apex legends so im winning here
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holy shit wait is htis just. literally a copy of super smash bros fuck yeah ill play that what the hell. why didtn u tell me about this sooner
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this was on hte submission for judas. um,,,,, ,,, yeas
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no youer so right. somebody did send a drawign in the drawing box of like. their little furry oc with hearts saying 'kys' adn i laughed so fucking hard at it. i didtn post it bc i wasnt sure if they were serious or not, i assume htey werent considering how cutesy it was but uh. yeha
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sedn it to me im srs. i used to be hte biggest sabriel shipper back in the day before my brain apparently decided that angsty drowley shippign is superior. i love gabe though he's my fave
also im not puttign it here but someone sent a monologue? from somethign called fictional googology???? ??
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LISTEN BITHC. WHEN QSMP GET'S HTE LORE ROLLING ILL DO IT. OR MAYBE GO TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKIGN BLOCK PEOPLE U EVER HTINK ABOUT THAT??? ?? anwyay im gonna b on wynne's vault hunters server u should go check them out n give them a follow theyre really cool
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jesus fucking hcirst. u might as well just shoot me in hte leg dog
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Hi I just saw how your tear appart S3 and it's awesome, THANK U
Why is it that in this season, fanwriters and fanartists make so much better content than canon??? Like, Favreau's incompetence to write a compelling arc this season is so unbelievable!!!
Just some examples I found (mostly cuz I love paz so much)
https://www.tumblr.com/nedo21god/718226849231159296/your-adhd-art-of-ragnar-makes-me-so-happy-i-feel?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/nedo21god/717611418354073600?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/nedo21god/717636937396224000/yamineftis-art-this-is-the-way-brother-im
https://www.tumblr.com/sytortuga/718774597036670976/rescuing-ragnar
Like? sir? why couldn't we see any of the interesting things? Paz getting a kid? Din becoming an apostate in their eyes? just why!
Apparently the "evil" Kathleen Kennedy is the sole purpose for the utter plummet and fall of Mando3. But as usual I think its just fuckboys fapping to their broskis Favloni. DLF is so deranged and mismanaged its almost impossible to put the blame on a single person. they are clearly all at fault.
Legit don't blame Pascal one bit for being AWOL the entire season - he prob took one look at the script and was like "K so this isnt worth my time whatsoever, i'll be sending you in my voice tapes for this one peace out"
so we'll see what an utter debacle season 4 is because allegedly Favloni have "complete creative control" this time 🙄 I for one wont be watching unless I hear STELLAR reviews from trusted sources or Han/Luke/Leia show up.
There are... SO SO many things about Mando3 that were bad you might as well list every minute of every episode of the series. I genuinely cannot think of a single positive thing about Mando3 even if I tried.
-Such a missed opportunity to pay vig on Din's incredible religious and sacred emotional journey to the Waters (they made him SLIP to give Disney Terrorist Princess a girlboss moment!!!!)
-no indication of tension between Katan/Grogu given the reveal that the Mythosaur awoke because of GROGU and NOT her
-LITERALLY the season of "learning mando lore and culture" and NOT ONE OTHER PERSON IN DINS CLAN HAS A NAME OR SPOKE
-the Armorer flip flopping like a fish negating the beauty of the entire Covert mythos
-ZERO substantial moments btw Grogu & Din (the main characters)
-NO mention of Paz's death or how Din feels about it (that was his brother... and theyre both single dads) Din doesnt care what happens to Ragnar apparently?
-ZERO PAYOFF FOR THE OBVIOUS SET UP/STRUGGLE OF DIN VS KATAN FOR THE DARKSABER AS HE IS OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WORTHY AND SHE IS NOT for literally so many, many reasons it's narratively laughable.
-Not to mention the shudderingly awful inappropriate cameos.
It's been two months and every time I think of Mando3 I still feel like waves of radiating anger lmao.
It's like as if they purposefully took S1+2, took out every redeeming thing (lighting, tone, music, the characters themselves), put the violated skeleton into a blender, ate the residue, shat it out, set it on fire, then pissed on it
that's p much what Mando3 was.
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ohmyeyesmyeyes · 2 years
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fourth anniversary
mat barzal x famous f!reader
summary: your annual 'soft launch' post comes around, only this time fans get a little more than they bargained for
warnings: swearing, soft launch, hints at sex, let's ignore the misspelling of 'anniversary' at the beginning, reader has tats
i'm a sucker for soft launches guys i'm sorry but i have no range on social media au's 🤷
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ynofficial: "flowers? linen? fruit? silk? I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TRADITIONAL THEME IS FOR A FOURTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IS AND ALEXA IS TELLING ME SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO GOOGLE AND GOOGLE IS TELLING ME DIFFERENT THINGS!!!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD?" - M
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fan1: YOU'RE MARRIED????? WTF
fan2: so those soft launches were wedding anniversary posts? i'm unwell babe
fan3: i think i just shat my heart out in mcdonalds
fan4: damn
fan5: so we got marriage??? and a full post??? with a caption??? that proves he has personality??? and three full photos???
fan6: fr we're getting fed
fan7: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS OR WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE BUT I JUST KNOW HE'S DELICIOUSLY DISGUSTINGLY GORGEOUS
ynofficial: i can confirm this, yes 🙋
fan8: have you not seen her track record of partners? the girl's got taste
fan9: PREACH SHE DOES
fan10: LMAO HER ANSWER 💀💀💀
fan: THIS IS SOFT LAUNCH 5 BUT THEIR ANNIVERSARY IS 4???
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barzal97: happy 4th 💐🍉
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fan11: barzy hasn't posted since october and then he slams this
fan12: so many hearts broke today 💔💔 (mine did)
fan13: babe i thought we agreed not today!!
fan14: this better be an april fools joke or something
fan15: it's march?????
fan16: that cake was from barzy to me, sorry guys
fan17: THE TATS OH MY GOD
fan18: they look so familiar
fan19: that's because ynofficial has the exact same ones
fan20: wtf
fan21: holy shit she does
fan22: this is 4 years too bro
fan23: are they????
fan24: I THINK SO
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ynofficial: i get mystified by how this city screams your name 🌸🚏
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fan25: i came from stalking twitter and i don't think it's talked about enough that her husband might be mat barzal
fan26: we love us some taylor swift love songs 💜
fan27: i'm dying over here
fan28: GIVE ME SIGNNNNN
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barzal97: he shoots and he scores
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fan29: you didn't this weekend bro
fan30: shrieking bc of this
fan31: i spy an innuendo 👀
fan32: i think i burnt my eyes this is too hot
fan33: y'all mind if my boy slays real quick?
fan34: islanders and yankees don't add up
fan35: Y/N POSTED ONE LITERALLY SIMILAR TEN MINUTES AGO
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ynofficial posted to their story...
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barzal97: she keeps calling me bro, like, my dude, we've been hitched 4 years
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fan36: I DID NOT EXPECT BARZY TO BE THE ONE TO SOFT LAUNCH THIS RELATIONSHIP WHAT
fan37: was this intentional?
fan38: holy fuck my god are you two attractive
fan39: i'm crying does mat not tan or something??
ynofficial: baffled. offended. insulted. TILL DEATH DO US APART, MY FRIEND. THERE IS NO RETURN POLICY. THE RETURN POLICY IS THE D-WORD.
barzal97: death?
ynofficial: (divorce)
fan40: what was that?
fan41: that was morbid
fan42: nah they're actually so gorgeous together
fan43: fr i think they suit each other so well
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ynofficial: the man, the myth, the legend, the husband, the broski, the gremlin, the hottie...i give you my husband AKA mathew barzal AKA #13
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fan44: husband first hockey player second. fair dos.
fan45: i'm jealous of both of you
fan46: why the look of disapproval in the first pic?
barzal97: she called me buddy 😔
fan47: yeah you win. idk what the competition was, but you win it
fan48: he looks completely different in all of these 😭
fan49: how did you guys keep your entire relationship a secret?? between you you're practically wanted by the entire state of new york
ynofficial: hush money
barzal97: blackmail
titobeauvi91: they're spies
fan50: forget ny they're now wanted by the fbi
fan51: if you ever have kids the rest of the world ain't gonna stand a chance
ynofficial: 👀
barzal97: wdym 👀?
fan52: 👀
ynofficial: 👀
fan53: WHAT IS GOING ON RN??? IS THERE A BABY???
ynofficial: nugget
barzal97 just posted to their story...
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