#and by that i mean the yellow shirt really specifically XD

[screamingwiththewolves]

It is no wonder that this kid gets bullied when this is the outfit he chooses to wear. I don't mean to victim blame, but that bright yellow button up, checkered vest, and blue bowtie combo is not doing him any favors.

[seven-thewanderer]

WOO I finished it in time!!!

Okay since as I stated before, once today ends I'll have to go (so like... 8 more hours left)

but I wanted to share the rest of the designs for my Strayed AU before I left (...So I kinda rushed on one of them XD)

But I already shared Bloodmoon & KillCode's designs, Brainsick/Blackhole/Arp (the big villain)'s design, and a doodle of Eclipse & Solar Flare's designs...

So I wanted to design & share the rest!!!

So firstly... we have Earth!!

This design of Earth I haven't yet decided which form of hers it'll be (whether it's the 1st body, 2nd body, or 3rd I don't know), but this is what Earth looks like at some point during the AU!! Her eyes are more similar to Sun's eyes (in canon), and her ribbon/headband's yellow instead of rainbow because I thought it fit, and because drawing the rainbow repeatedly can get a bit tiring...

I also was gonna draw her different outfits, but my device wouldn't let me keep drawing, so I only drew her skirt

(Which actually probably means its the 2nd or 3rd body cus the 1st one didn't have outfits..)

Next, we have... Lunar!!! (This one's the current appearance, not the first few ones)

Lunar's design here is slightly based on those little clown dolls (an example - that I didn't use as a direct reference, but sat in my mind unconsciously as I made it - being these clown dolls made by slocotion which they're cool maybe check their stuff out :3), and based on the details I liked from all of Lunar's canon models, and just. going purely on a clown-like vibe as I went through XD (And while I didn't design it, Lunar's first appearance would match more with Eclipse's first appearance, being more silly clown-like)

Next up: Sunrise!! (Yes he does go by Sunrise in this au)

For Sun I really tried to go with an art teacher-like vibe... but most of the results were like... dresses and overalls-but-skirts. Which like, Sun would wear those in this AU, but not as his main outfit. So I just gave him one of those puffy-sleeved shirts with the overlapping stripes (#f8c092, 39% opacity. Why am I adding this? why not), and then added some art supplies on him (paint, glitter glue, and stickers) I'll explain the overalls being the 'wrong color' later

Finally, there's Moondrop!!

Moon wears his overalls as well, but wears a labcoat as well cus.. he sciencey!! This design is specifically after-reset (cus this Moon got reset as well), cus if it was pre-reset, the eye would be red, not green. The bell on his hat is also a crescent moon-shaped bell!!

And also to explain the overalls color-swap for Sunrise & Moondrop:

They usually did wear their colors, Sunrise having the red-orange one with stars, and Moondrop having the blue-purple one with stripes, but then Sun wanted to swap for one day cus.. why not!! Moon agreed basically, but said if Sun got even one bit of paint on it, they weren't swapping back. Moon got the orange overalls cleaned by the end of the day (when they'd swap back), and Sun was basically drenched in paint & glitter glue... so now they've had the swapped overalls ever since XD

So yeah I think that's it!! Still have to design some other characters, like Monty, Stitchwraith, the Creator, Rodrick (who may get a name change in the AU), Foxy, and more!! Who knows, maybe if I get really motivated to, I may design characters from all the other shows in this AU!!

[dgiacomo]

#munday ask So, I've just seen the last question and... what do you think about the cards?

In the fullarts, Momo seems pretty skinny. I thought his chubby sprite was caused by the Autumn Set.

He wears the winter set, but the yellow jacket could give some animation problems, couldn't it?

I don't know... your thoughts?

[The cards are drawn by different artists (and they didn't even get his shirt's sleeves right in 2 of them so I'm not sure how canon they can be considered XD)... I mean... Arven looks stocky in his concept sheet... stocky buff or something in his model... and then weedy on some of those cards so... I'm not entirely sure if the artists commissioned for the cards are really given all the deets/specifics... besides, when I designed Giacomo for this blog, I literally only had his in game model, the official concept sheet hadn't even been released yet. XD Mine's based on the game

This is an interesting question though and it actually ties in to other decisions I made on the blog - his outfit. He's actually wearing a very large version of the academy uniform... when you look at other thin characters in their uniform, the puffer vest is quite form fitting... I mean, just look at the player character in it for example!

Giacomo is just wearing the academy uniform shirt and puffer vest with some skinny joggers/sweats (literally, of all things (it's on the concept art sheet)) and a really large coat... The shirt hangs down quite far on him and, unlike Eri and the grunts, I don't think his uniform is modified besides changing the emblem out for Team Star's emblem...

I've hinted at it a couple times on the blog already, but this is what made me decide to have him heavier in the past. His uniform is huge on him. And it's said a few times in the game that you get assigned your uniform when you enrol... it's just sent to you in your size and that's what you get. So unless Giacomo has been around trading uniforms for some reason, that uniform fit him when he was assigned it...

Basically everything on this blog is based on a concept of "expanding canon" based on things I literally see, details I pick up on, things that are hinted upon... because it's fun to try and make all these things work, haha! XD If there are any details that exist, there's probably a game related reason why.

That aside, the examples I gave aren't ALL the cases, it's just a handful I had to hand from last time... the way he is animated in the game seems explicitly intentional, as in it's tweaked to make sure things don't clip where they can be seen and that things lay on each other right... they have put bones in his coat so that it shapes around his torso... It looks like he stands with his shoulder blades pointing inwards and his chest puffed, maybe to equalise how his torso looks? I dunno, but his arms are back, haha

It's not based on a physics engine seemingly (because the MMD model has his coat past the second bones hang with physics and sometimes it clips through him), the animations are made so that the coat doesn't clip through him.... most of the time. I feel like... if they wanted him to explicitly look really thin, they would have fixed the model/animation on hold shots like when you see him sitting on the Starmobile for the first time and when he's holding out the ball XD Maybe they don't care? Considering just how much detail they put into stuff like Larry's suit alone (which is crazy, I saw somebody's cool analysis and just, wow)... I don't think they would have overlooked stuff like that if they did care? But I dunno, personally, it's all speculation. Why did they make his clothes so large in the first place?

Besides, Giacomo seems to be Mela's opposite like Ortega and Eri seems to be opposites and Atticus and Penny seem to be opposites... but that's another rabbit hole entirely. XD

You're free to interpret him however you wish at the end of the day, though! It's not like my blog is law XD I'm just having fun exploring deeper... and those are my reasonings for him being how he is, canon or otherwise, hahaha!]

[bleulone]

i love your analysis so much! i have a question as well, like, how do you envision polin's sex scenes ? thanks for your answer (:

    Hey! Thank you very much :)) I have no idea if they are that even good but I’m happy you like them. It’s just my brain tending to produce some iNsIGhiTfUL analyses though they usually end up drowned under a huge wave of stupidity and horrid spelling/grammatical mistakes XD. So, about Penelope and Colin’ sex scenes, I guess we’re getting spicy in this house 🌶. I mean, I don’t blame you. Who’s not hot for Polin ?! The steamy Polin hours have already begun and they’re legit challenging my patience. (Be still my Polin heart, be still).

   Okay, without further ado, let’s talk about sex baby, shall we ? It’s a pretty long answer/meta so bear with me.

    I don’t know if you’ve read Romancing Mister Bridgerton, but a quick reminder (for those who haven’t... yet), there are a bunch of iconic steamy scenes that I’m dying to watch on screen. First we have the famous “thank you” scene where Penelope, now a 28 year-old spinster, asks Colin to kiss her because she doesn’t want to die without having been kissed... then ends up thanking him— which happens to be humiliating for our 33 year-old boy because he thinks that she thinks he did it out of pity while he absolutely did not. The man definitely felt butterflies in his stomach... and in other places as well lol. We also have the ICONIC carriage scene where Colin gives Pen’s generous bosoms™ the attention they deserve. This is followed by his proposal. Later on, after the announcement of their engagement, there’s a pretty hot make-out scene on Lady Violet’s sofa. Finally, we have their first time in Colin’s bedroom, after sneaking out of their own engagement party... which leads Colin to push the wedding date forward. At this point, I just love their horniness, especially Colin’s who’s just so freaking amazed by Penelope for more than 300 pages straight (duh! who isn’t ???).

    When you say envision, I suppose you mainly refer to the way those scenes will be filmed right ? I’m afraid I don’t have an advanced knowledge in film-making but let me start by telling you what elements need to be depicted. I would love Shonda and Chris to capture the real essence of our boos’ feelings : the yearning, the love, the respect and the guilt (specifically on Colin’s side) in their eyes. The more we move forward throughout the seasons, the more we see different layers of the perceptions of they have of each other, going from a childish idealization/immature ignorance to a sudden realization. A mature one. Penelope goes beyond the facade of the charming devil-may-care guy to meet the seriousness and temper of her significant other. Meanwhile Colin discovers how confident, powerful and attractive this woman is and always has been. It echoes what I’ve written about the importance of the gaze in Polin’s love story in this meta. By the time season 4 hits, man... their heart eyes and eye-fucking will jump OUT XD, all fibers of their beings, burning with need. The fact that this evolution took literally years is very emotionally painful, which is why I find it important to keep the slowness aspect of their relationship before and during their love making. I’m really looking forward a slow build-up toward their intimacy. It would differ from Daphne and Simon who merely shared one hell of a kiss in Lady Trowbridge’s garden then shared their sexy times after they married or Anthony and Siena’s rough sex... In fact, there’s a certain (sweet) ardent tenderness in Polin I like due to the fact that they’re slowly (re)discovering each other, as adults. Since they were both introduced in season 1, the audience will have all the time in the world to notice numerous evidences of the many natures of love they have for one another : from an affectionate and friendly love to a more carnal and enduring one.

    Okay so, in terms of filming, with Netflix’s Bridgerton being a show which promotes the female gaze, it wouldn’t be that much of a surprise watching those sex scenes being shot from Penelope’s perspective, like it was the case with Daphne in the first installment of the series. Most of the time, sex scenes in Historical Romance are not gratuitous. Their presence serve an important purpose in a hero/heroine’s journey. In Penelope’s case, they’re here to help her learn to embrace and love herself. In other words, sexuality is synonym of freedom. I don’t know if they’ll show a lot of skin, but I won’t be complaining considering the fact that we’ll have the chance to get a chief kiss treat on screen : a plus size woman in a major successful Netflix period drama getting a love story as romantic and steamy as other more “fit” female characters. No, your weight doesn’t prevent you from being desirable at all. As far as I’m concerned, I haven’t watched a plus-size female character portrayed as an attractive protagonist in a period drama (please if you have, let me know, I can be wrong). Having a beautiful half bare curvy body like Nicola’s being equally filmed like numerous slim actresses will be so inspiring and powerful to watch, especially for (young) women who struggle, like Penelope, to love their body shape which, to them, doesn’t “fit” the “beauty standards”. By showing her female gaze and portraying her as seductive, Pen’s “supposed” imperfections transform themselves into mighty assets, loved and worshipped by our dashing Mister Bridgerton. That’s body positivity at its finest darling ;).

    It will be deliciously erotic watching the undressing process being exquisitely slow, garment by garment, while their gaze are all heated and hungry. Their sex/make-out scenes should be tender and passionate, sweet and raw. The lightning, colored by a dark blood orange yellow or a blue depending the locations^^. Moreover, the depiction of the exploration of Penelope’s desire can translate itself thanks to multiple close ups. For instance, I can imagine a few ones on Pen’s fingers gently roaming over the smooth skin of Colin’s firm chest and back/touching his hair right after he removed his shirt. And a disheveled Colin letting his hands and lips making a journey of their own, mapping, conquering the alluring unknown territory that is her gorgeous voluptuous body... kissing her on the places he knows oh too well will give her pleasure (is this me wanting him to go down on her?— um yeah I sure hope it IS! If he doesn’t, trust me imma riot... AGAIN). Even a close up on her face while Colin is performing his addictively pleasing torment will be a marvelous proof of the female gaze. By the way, why not even adding a post-coital scene after their first time ? I can picture Penelope waking up first and contemplate her handsome soon-to-be husband. She’d bring her hand to his face and let it travel all around his forehead, his cheeks, his lips, his neck and let it rest on his heart— making sure that what she’s just experience was real... obviously, Colin will wake up in the process and he’ll take this as his cue to go for another round of sexy times under the sheets.

   Showing Pen reaction is essential according to me because she was stuck with the idea that she would never experience the luxury of being loved, giving pleasure nor receiving it... she ended up being happily wrong. Throughout her multiple intimate encounters with Colin, I want her to progressively realizes that she can be an active partner. In the carriage, she knew she had an effect on him, but it’s not until their first time that she actually realizes it. Hence the reason why I WANT the mirror’s introduction in one of their sex scenes. Here’s as a little reminder an excerpt from chapter 18 :

“I want to see you sitting up," he groaned, "so I can see them full and lovely and large [about Pen’s breasts]. And then I want to crawl behind you and cup you." His lips found her ear and his voice dropped to a whisper. "And I want to do it in front of a mirror."

“Now?” she squeaked.

He seemed to consider that for a moment, then shook his head. "Later," he said, and then repeated it in a rather resolute tone. "Later.”

   It would be such a shame if the show doesn’t use the incredible potential of this object (/kink). I mean, the symbolism is pretty clear. Penelope has always fled her “ugly” reflection but it seems like Colin wants to show the real her, the beauty that holds every single inch her alabaster skin and the effects they have on him. Thus, I would love to watch a scene where Colin just praises the alluring goddess and siren that is Penelope Featherington. Just imagine! Just IMAGINE the power of this scene : a shirtless Colin sitting behind her on a bed, meeting her gaze in the mirror, his lips touching her right ear, biting and licking the lobe sometimes, whispering all kinda of dirty yet poetic words to her while letting his hands caress her thighs, her hips, her arms, her lovely bosoms™... oof. At the same time, a wonderful and harmonic instrumental music will play in the background and match the melodic partition of shudders, breathes and moans let out by our lovers. I can imagine Luke inspiring himself from his performance in the 2019 short film, Youth In Bed. The way he conveyed the awe and the yearning on his face, in his eyes with his mouth slightly open when he knelt before his partner Shun Yin was just captivating and— and so Colin! I cannot help but bring myself to picture Ethan, the character he played in YIB, in a Polin steamy scene. I cannot unsee this anymore jsksk. I mean, all this gifset radiates this book4chapter18!Colin, you cannot tell me otherwise!

    Also, I would love Shonda and Chris to keep Pen and Colin’s cute/emotional pillow talk. One thing I really love in JQ’s books is the concern she gives to her male protagonists about potentially hurting their partner during the act of penetration. Colin is a rake, and what his experience with women taught him is that he needs to be very gentle with the love of his life. It was so adorable seeing him not wanting to harm her and asking her to tell him if he does anything she doesn’t like 🥺. Plus, before actually doing it, Colin and Penelope shared a few kisses and just laid down side by side, confessing their love. Though our boy kept feeling guilty about not returning her love after all these years. He desires nothing but to make up for the lost time and show his love and desire during this special intimate moment. I hope they’ll keep all of chapter 18’s dialogue. It’s just so telling of our boos’ feelings, you see.

    All in all, I can’t wait to watch those Polin steamy scenes. As much as I may sound crazy, I want them after two other seasons of pure pining and yearning in order to have a very good payoff. I’m not an expert on depicting intimacy on screen, but I loved so far what Lizzy Talbot, the intimacy coordinator who worked on the show, have done in season 1. Sex scenes in Bridgerton seem very real and dive you in the intimacy of the moment, leaving you all flustered and hot. So probs to her! I have faith in her work and have no doubts about what her and the directors will serve us in future seasons. Though, in the end, I think it’s mostly up to the actors, Nicola and Luke, to see if they’re comfortable filming sex scenes.

    If you guys have any suggestions or wishes for those steamy polin scenes, please do share them :) by commenting on this post or by sending me asks! I’d love reading your thoughts/take on this very important matter ;)) 

[dawniebb]

Collateral Damage Pt.1

So, continuing with the journey @healing-winston-pratt and I have decided to take to rise Winston and Callum from the death, here’s another fic, and this time is about Winston :) This one is a full collaboration, meaning we both wrote this, so we hope you enjoy it XD

Part 2 will be uploaded by her soon.

You can fin the canon divergence explanation here.

And Callum’s fic is here

THERE’S MILD SELF HARM MENTIONS IN HERE

When Winston woke up, all he could see were the lights. Blindingly bright lights. And he stared at the ceiling for a while, because he didn’t know what else to do besides waiting until the rest of his senses responded to him.

His gaze remained fixated on those lights; later, he began to smell; and his surroundings were penetrated with a latex odor, combined with chlorine and something putrid… in the sense that everything smelled like blood and wounds. That is, in case wounds had a characteristic smell to them. To Winston’s view, they did. Everything had a smell, just like everything could be related with a specific color. 

But that was just him, maybe. 

Then he started to hear. And he heard the worried, hesitant chattering all around him. People screaming orders, people screaming as they followed those orders; people bawling; people in a deep state of distress calling some person’s name; he heard questions, some of them empty, routinary ones and others filled with much more substance, meant to subtract more specific details about something. 

Then he started touching, although he didn’t touch anything; he just felt the sheets beneath him, and the uncomfortable mattress and the cold structure of the hospital bed. 

A hospital bed. 

A hospital.

And a very...broken hospital. 

The building seemed fine, of course. But the place...not so much.

From what Winston could tell, he was in the ICU, but he wasn’t the only one in his room. Not even two or three. He could hear more voices; he could see the doctors and nurses’ shoes through the small pace at the bottom of the blue curtain. 

A very blue and stained curtain (Stained of what? Winston didn’t want to know). 

What the heck had happened?

How come a hospital was this...neglected, with such questionable sanitary conditions? 

And it’s not that he’d been in a hospital many times, but he knew they were supposed to be a clean and safe place. 

And why the hell was he in a hospital bed? 

Who had put him here? 

Winston groaned, his eyes moving around the reduced space he was in. 

Slowly, he tried to get into a sitting position, but a sharp pain ambushed him at his side; he then felt and saw the  IV cannula in his hand, and Winston knew he should’ve expected it to be there, as distracted as he was.

This really was happening. Right here and right now. And yet, when a nurse came to monitor his vital signs, Winston felt as lost as ever, as if he were still asleep or trapped inside a void. 

The woman didn’t say anything to him, besides asking how was he doing, of course. And from what Winston could see, she must’ve been a voluntary nurse. Probably a nurse-in-training, as she wasn’t wearing a uniform, just a plain white shirt and jeans. Still, she appeared to know what she was doing, so he didn’t feel too worried about her. 

After taking some notes, the nurse left, and that’s when Winston faced his therapist, doctor Blake. 

And he had never been so relieved to see her face. 

Not even when he was having a bad day and really needed to talk to her.

Because right now she was basically the only person he could recognize among the crowd. 

“Hi.” He greeted her in a hoarse voice, as the woman sat by the chair next to him, calm. 

“Hello, sir.” She greeted back. Her face looked tired, but she still managed to direct a half-smile at him. “I’m going to make you some questions now, okay?” 

Weird.

Very weird, but okay. 

Winston nodded in response. 

“Do you know what’s your name? Can you remember that?” 

Winston frowned. 

“Pratt. Winston Pratt.”

“Good. How old are you?” 

“28…” Then he closed his eyes and shook his head. 

“I’m sorry. 29”

“When did you turn 29?” 

“I...I know all of that. I do remember.”

“But can you tell me?” 

Winston clicked his tongue. 

“April 1st. Can you tell me what happened, please?” 

 “Can you?” The doctor narrowed her eyes, although her voice was still soothing and comforting. “Do you remember what happened, Mr. Pratt? Anything?”

Was he supposed to remember something?

Winston’s frown deepened at the same time he squeezed his brain in order to reach for whatever memory he was supposed to be looking for.

But he still felt kind of heavy and dizzy, and a sudden pulse appeared on his temples, so Winston had to shut his eyes and take a deep breath to make it disappear.

“It’s ok.” He heard Dr. Blake. “You can take all the time you need.”

“I know.”

He gulped, trying harder to concentrate.

Then he remembered nervousness and anxiety. Sweaty palms and cheeks tired of being constantly smiling. Clearing his throat more than once to avoid speaking in his usual high pitched voice.

“My speech.” He opened his eyes, staring at the ceiling one more time. “I was about to give… No. I’m pretty sure I gave a speech at… The Arena?

“You’re right.” Dr. Blake slowly nodded. “What else can you tell me?”

“I gave my speech and then… Then…”

His head was filled with static, like a TV screen with dancing black and white dots, mimicking the sound and feeling of a blizzard. 

He could touch and even smell the fabric of his suit. New. And there was the loud static again. Inside of his head and out of it. 

Then he saw the little paper thingies flying right by people’s faces, dancing to the sound of the static.

Paper thingies. 

Figures. 

And that frustrating, obnoxious sound that refused to go away. 

Wait a minute.

It was only then that Winston realized he wasn’t hearing static. He was hearing…

“Bees?”

He was so used to bees. They buzzed in sync with Honey’s emotions and flew around his precious sweets like greedy flies. Sometimes they were so annoying that he wanted to use some of Leroy’s plaguicides to get rid of them. Other times, he couldn’t care less about their presence.

“Did they…” he turned to face Dr. Blake again.  “...attack us?”

“That’s correct. The Anarchists were spotted alongside a group of prodigies who called themselves The Rejects. Have you ever worked with them?”

“I have not even heard of them.”

“You and the rest of the city”. She smiled briefly before it faded again. “The bees contained Agent N, resulting in a lot of neutralized Renegades and so many deaths.”

“What?”

Then the flashbacks hit him.

There were tons and tons of bees buzzing and flying and stinging everything that moved. 

There were people screaming and powers being shouted. He heard whistles and explosions and a bull’s cry. He smelled soaked dirt and melted candy and smoke.

He saw lots of colors at the same time, because the world started to spin and didn’t stop until he was able to stand from the ground, only to do a double take at a girl that seemed to be holding a weapon.

“Do you remember anything else, Mr. Pratt?”

It was a crossbow.

With a frozen dagger.

And goddamnit. 

That girl’s eyes were so full of rage. 

So much rage. So much… 

Winston wasn’t one to talk about this… But he could tell she was also so, so full of pain. 

“The bees…” Winston scoffed, covering his eyes as he laughed. “T-the...Queen Bee. She…she hated anything that wasn’t yellow, black or golden.” 

BANG. BANG. 

And it was like...an epiphany. Those hateful eyes full of pain, fusing with that other pair of blue eyes, also full of hate; full of grief; full of pain; full of…

Of lies. 

“....but she wore so much red. Because she looked good in red.” 

The white strips of hair trapped between her fingers. 

Bang.

Over and over again, against the floor. 

Jesus. 

The smell of iron in the air. 

Iron and...honey. 

Blood and bees. 

Winston shook his head, trying to breathe normally. He could feel his eyes more open than they should’ve been, as he stared at the ceiling. At the lights. 

As he saw those blue eyes, while a sharp pain took over his whole body. 

She was shaking with so much violence Winston thought she was about to explode, her tiny hand in the open, bleeding wound. Just like that time he had put a band-aid on her knee. 

He thought that would be the last time he saw those blue eyes, because nobody died because of a bleeding knee.

However, many people died because of a wound like this. 

That girl. White as snow. And her icicle. 

An icicle so pointy she stabbed him with it.

But it was originally being aimed at…

“Nova” He screeched, looking desperately into Dr. Blake’s eyes. “Where’s Nova?”

-.-

The next time he woke up, Winston was sure he was not supposed to forget what he was dreaming; however, it was already fading into the void.

He knew he had to remember something, but he didn’t knew what exactly.

His stomach growled, and though he couldn’t recall the last time (or heck, even the last thing) he ate, Winston didn’t feel like asking for food.

Not that he could see if someone was available anyway.

He tried to go back to sleep, but he couldn’t, and he hated when that happened so he just remained lying, suddenly remembering that his ‘dream’ was not a dream, but a conversation.

Fuck.

He really had messed it up, hadn’t he?

First shouting Nova’s identity at the Arena, and now again but in a hospital, right in his therapist’s face.

More than once.

Winston banged his head against the pillow, thinking about how Nova was probably under arrest at this moment, and all because of him.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stu--

The curtain moved and the same nurse appeared, this time wearing a proper uniform, though she looked more tired than the last time he saw her.

“Sir, you need to stop or you’re going to hurt yourself.”

In that very moment, Winston took a closer look on her. Now that he was more awake, he realized she actually was younger than he had initially thought, despite looking exhausted right now. 

Once again, she took his vital signs, without small talk. And then, after asking if he needed something (to which Winston answered he didn’t) she left. 

Then doctor Blake came into the room, and Winston felt as if this were the post-neutralization period all over again, which was...a pretty awful thing if you thought about it. Of course, therapy had been very useful, but that didn’t change the fact the post-neutralization period remained as one of his most unpleasant memories ever, and said memory was characterized by Doctor Blake coming into his cell over and over. 

Just like she was doing now. 

However, she must have noticed Winston was more focused now, because she just sat with her notebook on her lap and took a deep breath before speaking. 

“How are you feeling, Winston?” 

Those words were enough to make his upper lip quiver. He blinked with pain. However, his first impulse was still to ask the Doctor for help, because he had been in a lying position for so long his back was starting to hurt; careful, she grabbed him by the arm and helped him up: then, she placed some pillows behind his back so the effort to hold his body that way would be less. 

“Is that better?” 

Winston nodded, trying to breathe normally. The bandages were wrapped around the wound were tight and sort of painful, even. 

But he was alive.

That...was supposed to be a good thing, wasn’t it?

“Mr. Pratt?” 

“...Yes?” 

“A tragedy happened last night.” Doctor Blake spoke slowly. “Like I already mentioned, we were attacked by a group of prodigies that called themselves The Rejects, short after your speech at the arena.”

He could recall that. His speech. The bees. The panic. 

“Many lives were lost, and due to the Agent N that the bees carried, many Renegades and civilian prodigies lost their special abilities. However, there was another incident reported in the first hours of the morning.” 

“Fuck, no. Please.”

“The Rejects moved towards the Cathedral, taking Ace Anarchy with them, and after a couple of hours, there was a phenomenon that has been denominated the Supernova.” 

Nova. 

“The cause for this strange event is still unknown, as we are yet to obtain a confession of the parties involved. Nevertheless...there were some...repercussions.” 

And he didn’t want to know what those were, but he knew she was going to tell him anyway. 

So fuck it. 

The doctor sighed.

“After said Supernova, all non-prodigy individuals acquired….prodigy features.” 

He heard her words, although he didn’t comprehend them.

Not until a minute had passed, at least.

And Winston scoffed.

“Wow, that’s so shitty.” He said, almost amused.

Almost.

“Good thing they had already taken mine.” 

Dr. Blake remained straight-faced, and Winston’s half smile quickly faded.

Then he felt it.

No.

It couldn’t be.

It was all on his mind.

Winston looked at his palms, wondering when they had started trembling.

He tried to gulp but it seemed that he had forgotten how to do it.

His heart raced.

His breath quickened.

And when he saw his fingertips as they started to ghostly glow with yellow, his hands clenched into fists to turn it off.

His vision became a blur. 

His palms ached due to his nails digging in the soft flesh.

He could no longer hear Dr. Blake, for an endless “beep” resonated inside his ears and filled his head.

His hands went right to his face with the only purpose to scratch the hell out of the makeup that Winston was so fucking sure was there again.

He wanted to whip it out.

Make it disappear.

He didn’t want it.

He didn’t…

He didn’t feel it fading, no matter how many hot tears rolled down his face in an attempt to wash it out.

Just like he didn’t feel the spark dissipate.

The prodigy spark that burned in his insides like a torch. Bright and scorching and suffocating.

A spark that consumed him like that the oxygen the fire needed to keep burning. A spark that didn’t let him breathe until it was gone.

But it had lightened up again.

So all that he could do, was scream.

[notthecanadianaverage]

All 65 ho! 😤

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I mean I guess kind of sometimes? As someone with ADHD, object permanence is a big thing so if I don't see you, you aren't real xD

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Um, it varies, actually. Generally speaking, I'm not afraid. But sometimes I have lots of nightmares and the darkness is awful and I will deadass sleep with the light on. Also while I'm not afraid, if I hear sounds, I am terrified xD

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Jason Mamoa. He seems like a fine person but something about his appearance triggers my fight or flight.

4. What is your favorite word?

Hippopomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

I think maybe either a birch or a weeping willow?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

That's not yellow

7. What shirt are you wearing?

I'm wearing a green Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time shirt that my sister got for me a few years ago at Fan Expo.

8. What do you label yourself as?

Panromantic asexual. Gender identity wise, demigirl. I recently learned what omnisexual is and I'm curious, but I don't want to come out again so panromantic it is xD

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright! Lots of sunlight for plants and reading!

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

I was being trained at work

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

I think 18, just because mentally I'm still there.

12. Who told you they loved you last?

My boyfriend :3 I miss him.

13. Your worst enemy?

Dickface. He called me his step daughter once and I almost fucking lost it in that Tim Hortons. I had to fight so hard not to say anything. I was also fighting some pretty rough food poisoning that week so I was not in the mood to argue xD

14. What is your current desktop picture?

On my computer? I think it's a rat xD it's either me with Cortana on my shoulder or Willow peeking through some bars, I can't remember.

15. Do you like someone?

I like my boyfriend. A lot. I mean I hope I do since we have been dating for 6 years xD but I also have a celebrity squish. Patrick Dempsey. Motherfucker. Yes. That smile. Those EYES.

16. The last song you listened to?

https://youtu.be/0Eh4b0Ge-sM

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

That power hungry cheeto. But only if I wouldn't get caught.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Dickface. He is a child abuser and just a shitty person all around. I called him a stupid idiot on my birthday and lost my fucking mind because I didn't actually mean to and he looked PISSED.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

I don't know who, but I would make them cuddle because I am touched starved and need a fucking hug xD

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

I'm doing this all in my phones notes so I can't add a picture, but I love my tattoos and piercings! I have both nostrils pierced, my septum and snakebites. Tattoo wise, I have the Triforce of Courage on my left hand, a small blue hard on my right thumb, a beautiful memorial rat tattoo on my left leg, Midna's Fused Shadow on my left arm and Expecto Patronum on my right wrist. I. Need. More.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

Not gonna lie, I'd probably jerk off xD

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

If I shared it, it wouldn't be a secret.

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I... don't know

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

I would stick with my normal Subway order: lettuce, tomato, red onions, LOTS OF PICKLES, cheese, black forest ham, mayo and salt and pepper.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Not gonna lie, I would probably get some Subway and maybe some candle making supplies.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

California. I miss my boyfriend. Let's go.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Joke's on you, I don't really drink alcohol! I would instead request all the apple juice :')

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Pet rats for everyone!!!!

29. What is your favorite expletive?

I enjoy cunt :3

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My little stuffed lion. I would also grab my teddy bear seeing as they are always together.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (Tw rape for this question)

I mean... all of these experiences have made me who I am. But if i can erase one experience without changing who I am, it would be nice to not have been raped.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

I would say Indonesia because volcanoes! But I am also very gay and I don't believe that is a gay friendly country... so... maybe Japan? All of this assuming that the boyfriend is with me. If not, then California.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My grandpa. I really miss him... I want him to see how far I've come and I want to spend more time with him.

34. What was your last dream about?

I have been having a weird amount of sex dreams lately...

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

Rat mom? I like to think so! Shameless plug, but I have a blog here called @ratpotatoez where you can see my beautiful chonks. I'm also on Facebook and YouTube.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

I mean yes? But not for like an overnight stay.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

Yes

38. What is the color of your socks?

Fuck socks

39. What type of music do you like?

Depends on my mood. I love heavier, alternative rock but my heart will forever belong to Simple Plan.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

I think they're both really lovely!

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

I don't like football. The only sport I watch is hockey.

43. Do you have any scars?

I am covered in self harm scars (I'm working on covering them up with tattoos). I don't really have any scars with cool stories. I had one that went down my arm but somehow it healed??? Someone in gym class accidentally took a chunk out of my arm with their finger nail and I had a hole in my arm for the longest time!!! I also have a scar on my knee from when I was really young, maybe 3 or 4. I was balancing on some bricks in someone's garden and I lost my balance, fell, and hit my knee on the brick. I remember there being blood running all down my leg as I screamed and cried. So that was fun.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

I don't know. I do know, though, that I want to go to culinary school. I also want to go to school for creative writing.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My weight. I gained 100+lbs when I went off my anti-depressants and I swelled up like a balloon. I've felt like shit about myself ever since.

46. Are you reliable?

I sure as shit hope so!

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Was it worth it...?

48. Do you hold grudges?

I try not to, but I think I do ._.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

PIGEON RAT

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

"I just really want to punch this horse in the face, okay?"

51. Are you a good liar?

I think so, yes. Trauma does that to you.

52. How long could you go without talking?

When I get super super drained, I go mute. I can stop talking for days at a time.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

I once left the hair dressers with essentially what was a fucking bowl cut. Yea, I wasn't thrilled. I refused to remove my hat.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yes. At 3AM. Because fuck a healthy sleep schedule.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

I can do an okay British accent and an okay Indian accent.

56. What do you like on your toast?

Butter. Just butter.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

Um... I don't remember the last time I drew. Actually, that's a lie. I tried drawing a "small town doctor" while playing Drawful. I drew a very tiny doctor with a city skyline behind him.

58. What would be you dream car?

Literally anything with the popup headlights.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I talk to myself in the shower. Granted, I do that everywhere xD it's the only way I can work through my thoughts. I also cry in the shower a lot.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Yes. We can't be the only ones here.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

I don't really have a favourite. But I do like D. Mostly because it's the first letter of my boyfriends name, but also it reminds me of a woman I helped while working in tech support. She needed help figuring out her gif keyboard so I helped and she was so excited when I told her how to search for gifs. She then started giggling like a little girl saying she wondered what might happen if she searched for DICK. She made my day xD I think about her a lot. I hope she's doing well.

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Don't do this to me...

Dragons are obviously amazing but haVE YOU EVER SEEN A DINOSAUR?!?!? LIKE THOSE THINGS ARE REAL. THEY WERE ALIVE. THEY FUCKING RULED THE EARTH. HAVE YOU SEEN A STEGOSAURUS?!?!?!?!?

64. What do you think about babies?

I like babies a lot. Like so much. I have super colourful hair, too, so they seem fascinated with me :') but their little chubby cheeks omg

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

Fun fact: I actually really like the smell of wet dog. It's kind of a really comforting smell.

[technicallycleverdetective]

Cherry blossom pink 😁, Carnation pink, Mexican pink, Barbie pink, Paradise pink, Brink pink, Bright pink❣️

Hello, hello! 😁 I’m sorry this took so long, but life built up on me, and some of your questions were so great and I had to take some time to think on them. Thank you so so much for asking, my friend! ❣️

Cherry blossom pink - If you could pick any celebrity to be your guardian angel, who would it be?

You smile when you ask this :D I mean, the answer is pretty obvious, right? I need hugs and motivation, and the person in both of our heads could provide that pretty well.

Carnation pink - Congrats! You get to write direct and star in a film, about whatever you want! What’s the genre and what’s the soundtrack for the opening credits, the action or drama sequences, the climax of the film, and the closing credits?

Oh goodness, what a question. I thought on it long and hard. Does this have to be an original idea or an adaptation? I would really like to adapt the game ‘A Way Out’ into a movie. I don’t think I would star in it, but I have one idea for casting. Okay, so…

Genre - action/adventure, kind of buddy cop, anyone who knows this game will know the genre.

Soundtrack for the opening credits - I like the idea of some melancholy old country music, probably played on a banjo, the kind of music that says “Ah’m goin’ away for the rest of mah life and I ain’t gonna see mah family no more.” I can’t remember what the opening credits music actually was. If it was that kind of music, I didn’t remember.

Action and drama sequences - Highway to Hell definitely needs to be there. My idea would be for the car chase after the farm. I think other action scenes- the one that comes to my mind is the escape and the foot chase- would do best with violins to ramp up the tension. The last action scene I imagine with a low bass in the background to fill you with dread, kind of like a thriller/horror, and the drama sequence a very quiet sad piano. I am not at all a musician so I’m probably not describing what’s in my head very well, but I’m trying.

Climax of the film - Already noted above, but I like the idea of having the music in the background so you don’t quite realise it’s there until *snap* it stops and there’s total silence.

Closing credits - This is the hardest one, actually. I’d actually like to use Tie a Yellow Ribbon for the credits, but make it less happy-sounding.

Mexican pink - What is your favourite lyric from your favourite album?

That’s a very specific question ;) There are lyrics I love from albums that I wouldn’t class as favourites. An album I absolutely love is ‘The Last Stand’ by Sabaton and from the song Shiroyama is an amazing lyric - “It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in/It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin.”

Change is inevitable, but it strikes me in the heart that historical progress never seems to live in harmony with what came before. It always destroys the old to make room for itself, even if the old could still offer good to the world, and it’s pretty sad.

Barbie pink - If you could make one extravagant purchase for yourself, what would you buy?

I would buy an apartment in Italy :)

Paradise pink - Is there a subject you could talk for hours about? Write exactly 100 words about it!

There is never a need for a sex scene in a movie. If the director wants to show characters being intimate, there are plenty of ways to do that without explicitly showing it on screen. I have gotten to the point that I need to spoil movies for myself before I watch them so I’m not caught out. And on a similar note, male-female friendships really need to be more common in media. I kiss the feet of any show or movie that has mixed protagonists getting to the end of the story without becoming involved. I could go on…(but I’m out of words)

Brink pink - Did something odd or uncanny happen to you today?

No, not really.

Bright pink - What is your dream outfit/fashion aesthetic?

My fashion aesthetic is T-shirts with cool designs and comfortable jeans in many colours. I am a very simple person XD

[croatian-nt]

To the beat of my heart

Summary: Dejan just wants to talk to Luka and apologize for being stupid enough to get a yellow. He gets more out of it than he planned

Pairings: Dejan Lovren/Luka Modrić

Word Count: 1952

Warnings: shouting, fighting in general actually, making out, heavily implied sex, some angst(not much I promise)

Notes: Okay so I needed to write a vent fic after the last match because I was pissed as hell so this happened despite me trying to finish another project xD. Big shout out to @lovren-la-vida-luka for editing this at the last moment. Andd that would be all, I hope y’all enjoy :D

Dejan took a deep breath, debating if he should knock on the door or just enter.

Fuck it, he is not gonna be happy to see me anyway.

And with that Dejan pushed the door open, revealing Luka lying on the bed. The scowl that was etched on his face turned into a glare when he saw Dejan entering.

Luka specifically told everyone he wants to be alone after the interview to the press. Not even Dalić dared to stop him when he stormed away, despite limping a bit. But Dejan was never good at listening to instructions. 

"Get out." 

Luka wasn't looking at him anymore, his gaze was focused somewhere about Dejan's shoulder, as if he was invisible. 

"Sorry can't do. I am not letting you beat yourself up over this in the silence of the room."

Luka's eyes snapped to his, and Dejan felt breathless for a moment. How could someone look so beautiful while being so angry? Luka was forest fire and Dejan, a frozen animal, too caught up in the beauty of the destruction to realize he could get burnt. 

"Who says I am beating myself up? Maybe I am here so I don't take it out on everyone and point each and every mistake they made." 

Dejan swallowed, speechless at this reaction of the usually kind captain. 

"Especially you. So get out before I start talking because I could talk all night." Luka's words were dipped in poison, obviously used to push him away.

Dejan crossed his arms across his chest and held Luka's gaze.

"Go on then. I can take your insults. I am still not letting you bottle everything up."

Luka clenched his jaw and sat up. Dejan was immediately by his side.

"I don't think it's a good idea for you to get up you injured your leg-"

Luka got on his feet and, with a strength Dejan forgot he possessed, pushed him away. Dejan stumbled, his back hitting the wall roughly. He looked down at Luka, startled by the outburst.

"Why the fuck are you always so stubborn? Everyone tells you to be careful and not get a second yellow and you argue with a referee. I tell you to leave me alone and you walk into my room. Do you ever listen Lovren?! 

They are standing chest to chest and Luka's eyes look like liquid gold under this light and they are burning. Dejan feels like his throat constricted and he knows, he knows Luka doesn't mean these things but it still stings.

Something in Luka's expression changes, his anger dims a bit and he takes a step back.

"Go away Dejan, before I say something I will really regret." 

Dejan bites his lip as he debates if he should leave or… take a leap of faith. He goes for the latter.

He takes a step closer to Luka and gently tucks a strand of hair behind his ear. Luka's hand shoots up and grabs his in a steel grip.

"What do you think you are doing?" 

Dejan doesn't shy away from Luka's gaze and just leans a bit closer instead. 

"Tell me you don't feel the same way I do. Tell me you didn't just bite your tongue because you'd rather bite it off than see me hurt. Tell me you really don’t want me here and I'll walk out of the door and we'll never mention this again."

Luka watches him for a few long, long seconds. And then just when Dejan is about to urge him to say something, Luka lets go of his hand and grabs his shirt instead, yanking it down, and their lips clash together almost painfully. 

He pushes him back to the wall, not breaking the kiss and Dejan gasps. Somewhere in the process, Luka bit his lip and all Dejan can taste is the copperish taste of blood, and Luka. And he gets lost in the feeling of Luka kissing him, until, as abruptly as it started, the kiss ends.

Both of them are breathing heavily as they stare at each other, and it's hard to say which one of them is more shocked by Luka's decision.

"This is a bad idea." Luka says, looking away.

"Probably." 

Dejan traces Luka's bottom lip with his thumb and Luka shivers.

"Then again, it seems like today is a day made for bad decisions." 

Luka looks up to him, both amused and experated. He shakes his head a bit and sighs.

"Oh to hell with it."

And with that, Dejan is pulled into another bruising kiss and soon enough, Luka is tugging at his shirt. Dejan had to backtrack a bit there.

"Are you sure about this?" 

Luka rolled his eyes as he tossed Dejan's shirt to the floor and leaned against his chest. He gently put his hand over Dejan's heart and blood rushed to Dejan's face as he realized how fast it was beating. 

"Well you said today is the day for doing bad decisions and you are the stupidest thing in the room so..."

Dejan laughed, hiding his face in Luka's shoulder. "Well at least I was not stupid enough to ruin the moment." 

"Oh, shut up," Luka said, kissing him again.

And Dejan really didn't talk for quite some time after that.

Luka was slowly tracing the tattoo on his arm with his fingertips and Dejan knew that could easily lull him to sleep. He was starting to feel the ache in his muscles from the game, now that the adrenaline wore off. However, they still needed to talk about this.

"So now, before you tell me this shouldn't have happened and that you are the captain and as such you should be objective, and kick me out-"

"I wasn't going to do that!" Luka interrupted, shooting him a glare.

Dejan raised his eyebrows.

"Oh fine!" Luka nervously tugged at his hair, "I thought about it, but we both know you'd be too stubborn to actually listen, so it's pointless isn't it?" 

Dejan flashed him a grin and pulled him closer.

"Correct."

Luka huffed, pretending to be angry, which he ruined with affectionately kissing Dejan's jaw.

That is, however, before he turned serious, looking up at Dejan’s strong features with an expression with a fond sadness.

"I didn't mean those things I said earlier. I mean...you are an idiot for getting a yellow because of arguing but you didn't deserve me yelling at you the way I did. I’m sorry." 

Dejan shrugged, carefully avoiding Luka's piercing gaze by playing with his hair.

"It's alright. I mean you weren't wrong with anything you said." 

Luka sighed, shifting a bit away so he could catch Dejan's gaze. Dejan felt trapped, terrified of Luka reading through him and desperately wanting him to do so. Caught between those two clashing wishes, he couldn't look away.

"You know you are allowed to show you are hurt in front of me, right?" 

Dejan forced a laugh, and rolled his eyes at Luka, who didn't look impressed in the slightest.

"Oh com'on Lukita! If someone is hurt here that's, you. I was so scared when that guy fouled you..."

"I didn't mean physically hurt. At least not only that."  Luka interrupted his rambling, and Dejan lowered his gaze on his hands, fidgeting.

Luka didn't say anything for a moment, as if he was debating something. He leaned in and kissed Dejan again, but unlike their previous kisses, this one was slow, and comforting in a way. 

When they pulled away, Luka had a thoughtful look on his face. Dejan really wasn't about to ask, because if silence stretched long enough, maybe Luka will drop the topic. 

"I kind of knew that this," Luka gesticulated at the space between them, "would happen eventually."

Dejan stared at him for a moment, trying to understand where exactly Luka was going with this. 

"I knew I had feelings for you and, while I like to think I would be able to say no if I thought that was for the best, the more time passed, the more I realized you were a weak spot for me."

Luka played with his hair, obviously nervous about telling him all this, but continued.

"And I know you don't like him but Sergio helped me deal with my feelings once I actually talked about them. Which is why I am telling you this. Because I trust you and I wish you'd trust me with talking to me too, even though I won't force you."

Dejan dropped his head onto Luka's shoulder, hiding his face in his hair. Luka let him have a moment, gently stroking the nape of his neck. 

Maybe it was because of how perfect the moment was, or maybe the realization that if Dejan really didn't want to talk, Luka wouldn't force him to, but Dejan realized he also had something to say, and he was no longer afraid to say it. 

"It's just that...I feel like I can never do the right thing in the moment where I need to make a split decision. I envy you with how you control your feelings and objectively look at everything but I can't do that and I'm just..."

Dejan ruffled his hair, searching for the right words. Luka put his hands over his and squeezed it in silent reassurance. 

I'm just scared that one day I will cross the line of things that should never be done and I will be done for. And you will be done with me."

Dejan heard Luka's sharp intake of breath but he didn't look up. He wasn't ready to face Luka's eyes peering into his soul just yet. 

But Luka was having none of that, and he lifted his chin before kissing him. His lips were insistent and he continued kissing him until they were both breathless. 

When he finally did pull away he immediately caught Dejan's gaze, those amber eyes burning, burning down whatever remained of the wall Dejan had built when he first fell for the beautiful man in front of him. Suddenly, his face flushed as he realised he’d once again gotten a little too lost in those eyes, but the embarrassment was soon replaced by a warm contentment spreading through his chest into his stomach as he realised he never again had to worry about Luka noticing.

"I don't always control my feelings,” said Luka, breaking through Dejan’s train of thought.

“I wish it was that easy. And I admire how passionate you are about things you care about. So yes, maybe you are reckless sometimes, but", Luka put his hand over Dejan's heart, which picked up its beat, "that's because you care. Sometimes it may seem like too much but it's never a bad thing. Never. Okay?"

Dejan nodded, not finding words good enough to express how he felt. He wished the beating of his heart under Luka's palm could speak. If they did, they would never stop for as long as he lived, and that's precisely how long he would be thankful Luka existed and, by some weird twist of events, actually felt the same way. 

It didn't feel realistic, being this lucky. And since Dejan couldn't speak to express it all, he did the next best thing. He kissed his lover again and hoped it would be enough. 

If he was lucky enough to have Luka for the rest of his lifetime, maybe he’d eventually find the words he so desperately needed. Until then, he would just have to make sure Luka falls asleep to the beating of his heart and somehow gets at least a piece of message he wanted to give.

I love you. That would be enough for now.

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[firebirdsdaughter]

Okay, so…

… Since @ryuunosenshi asked, and I’m still just fried enough to not be as self-conscious about ocs as I usually am… Here I go.

Below a cut, bc I’m a little ramble-y.

So there’s really three of them (three and a half?) who have been constant, despite some updating as there was more information.

Let’s start w/ the two more developed ones.

So, these two started way back ago, when I originally thought it might be cool if there was some sort of ‘special guard’ of Ryusoulgers w/ flying-type Kishiryu (my Pokémon is showing already XD there will/may be more), since those were missing from the main lineup. I ended up coming up w/ the original outline for these two—then, the Ryusoul Tribe of the Sea got revealed, and there was the logical conclusion that there would be one of the Sky as well. And since it currently seems like we’re not actually going to see the Sky Tribe aside from maybe them having something to do w/ Space/Gaisoulg (or the Tatsuis? Different theory)… It was rather close to perfect.

So, crash course in imaginary Ryusoul history: as millennia wore on, communications between the three ‘branches’ of the Ryusoul Tribe started to break down—maybe bc of derision regarding choices made about fighting the Druidon (we know the Sea Tribe didn’t get involved, after all)—but it got to the point where the ‘old’ methods of contact were literally breaking down/not working. And, since the Sky Tribe would be, presumably, in the sky to some degree, I figured they would probably be the first to encounter the Druidon when they returned to Earth, and in my current hc, they tried to stop them—only to be decimated in the process; and, bc of the communication break down, when they tried to call for help, no one answered. As a result, there’s very, very little left of the Sky Tribe, and they’re mostly very young, kids who watched their parents die in the fighting. Their only two surviving Ryusoulgers are a pair of twins, Alya and Van, aka RyusoulMoon and RyusoulSun respectively, who were ‘squires’ at the time of the original battle, and got field promoted when their Masters (who were also their parents) were killed. Moon is officially Sun’s superior in their ranking system. They have been varying between hunting Druidon and trying to help keep what’s left of their Tribe running at the same time. The twins are at first reluctant to work w/ or even share their names/identities w/ the others (w/ Sun being slightly more amiable than Moon, but following her orders), but eventually start to grow fond of and develop friendships w/ them.

Alya/RyusoulMoon, the Knight of Duty, is the older of the twins—she’s very composed, calm, and professional, and an exceptional fighter. She’s also slightly more resentful of the way the Sky Tribe was apparently ‘abandoned’ by the other two branches, but recognises there are larger issues. Despite her often apparently cold demeanour, she also has a rather dry sense of humour, her own kind of ‘soft side’ (esp towards her brother), and is determined to stop any more families from being torn apart by the Druidon like those of her tribe were. Her trust is hard to gain, but once won, she’s true to her title. Bc she inherited the RyusoulMoon title, she’s technically the ‘captain’ of their ‘squad’… Which currently consists of only the two of them. Her Kishiryu is a Pterodactyl (until such a time as it is used in-show) named Pterofalcon.

Van/RyusoulSun, the Knight of Hope, is the younger twin—he’s more open, laid-back, and immediately friendly than his sister, and is also a capable fighter. True to his title, he’s unstoppably optimistic, and always believes that things can turn out well. Though he has been known to use cheerfulness as a cover for his own issues, can sometimes put other people first to an extreme degree, and his continuous positive outlook makes him a bit naive, his admiration for his older sister always allows her to talk sense into him; and though he is easygoing, he’s fully capable of being sensible when the situation demands it. At his heart, he’s a gentle person who wants to make other people happy, whatever that means for them. His Kishiryu is a Pteranodon named Pteracondor.

As for their outfits… Oh, if I could draw. DX But I’m not going to bore/confuse everyone w/ trying to describe the obnoxiously detailed images in my head (esp since I’ve been going on so long already ^^;). DX They have matching shirts that are black rather than white, but embroidered in their colours in the same way, double-breasted, high collared vests that are also black edged w/ colour, and coloured scarves that they use as masks and hoods. Their changers are actually on fingerless gloves that they wear on their right hands while the glove on the other hand has the Ryusoulger lightning bolt on it. Their suits are largely the same as the main team’s, save for the helmets, and the silver parts are much darker. They also have these, like… Two-part capes that become wings? Kinda like KyoryuGold, but over their shoulders like the Lupinrangers’s capes rather than just down their backs? Colours are pearly-white for Moon, and a orange-yellow-coppery colour for Sun (he was originally more orange, but then DimeVolcano happened). Their weapons are bows, which also have blades on the ends for close combat when necessary. The bows work much like the RyusoulKen, save that they cannot use the ‘regular’ Souls—only specific Souls particular to Moon and Sun, that also cannot be used by the RyusoulKen: the Moon and Sun RyuSouls, and their personal ‘power up’ Souls currently tentatively titled TsukiSoul and TaiyouSoul, which are unusual Souls that have a set of effects. Their Kishiryu combine into Kishiryu Celestial. Also thought of a cute/silly joke of them having a combo attack where the announcement goes ‘Sono Combi!’ instead of the usual.

As for the third, he’s a little hazy.

Right now, his name is Loki, and he’s RyusoulFrost, the Knight of Winter (or maybe Snow?), and he’s actually a Druidon defector from sixty five million years ago who was the cause of the ice age (not… necessarily in that order?). His Kishiryu is a Mammothsaurus (bc we’re just attaching ‘saurus’ to things here), whose name is still undecided, but who talks like a grandma and kicks butt. He looks pretty cool, suit has kinda a MagiShine-ish look w/ silver and really light blue? And also a long cape that’s actually fur-lined. I think he’s been floating out in space frozen in a comet while his Kishiryu was frozen deep underground; she (the Kishiryu) actually transforms into something like Kishiryu Oh, but I don’t have a name for that, either. Like I said, he’s rather hazy, esp compared to the ‘I’ve put too much thought into this’ twins. Also ice powers seem like they’re gonna be a power up for the team, sooo… Awkward.

Wow. That went on for a while. Sorry. DX I’m gonna hit post before I chicken out.

[madness-of-lost-memories]

Tagging Game

I was tagged by @sanhatipal , thanks for the tag! ^_^

Answers under the cut, since it ended up a bit long.

How tall are you? ♠ 157 cm! So, 5'2 inches. There was a time when I thought I'd grow more, but meh, at this point I'm pretty fond of my height (I can fit in pretty much every bath tub in existence like how cool is that).

What colour and style is your hair? ♠ I'm a brunette (shade-wise, "brown chocolate" looks the closest). Since my hair is naturally wavy (lol, apparently a "waviness" level exists; looks like mine is "Wavy 2A", aka the softest one), I pretty much only get it layered and leave it like that. As for length - right now it reaches my upper waist. During the summer, I wear it in a low ponytail. Oh, and I have side-swept bangs. Overall - very low maintenance, lol.

What color are your eyes? ♠ Light green, with a bit of yellow-ish brown around the iris. That said, as most light eyes, they can look a bit blue-ish or grey-ish at times, depending on the light.

Do you wear glasses? ♠ No, though my eyes aren't in a perfect condition (I'm slightly near-sighted + I really tire my eyes these days... years... xD).

Do you wear braces? ♠ No.

What’s your fashion sense? ♠ Erm, a simple one? Primarily skinny jeans + blouses/shirts. Main colours: black, red and white.

Full name? ♠ (H) Elena (of Troy).

When were you born? ♠ June 23rd, 1996 (technically, on the 3rd astronomical summer day here).

Where are you from and where do you live now? ♠ Bulgaria and I still live there.

What school do you go to? ♠ I barely remember anything before "high" school, so I'll talk mainly about that + university.

I went to a "Professional technical school"... Erm, kinda hard to explain to non-eastern european people, but basically a school that both teaches the normal subjects regular (high) schools have + special subjects, connected to a specific course (computer technology, optics, etc.). My course was called (lit. translation) "Cinematography, audio and video systems" and it contained pretty much everything from handling old-school movie projectors, to handling movie cameras, video editing, as well as some basics on sound capturing / editing, etc., etc. When you graduate you get 2 different diplomas and I guess you can skip on going to university, but I actually use what I learned there to earn money and pay my university fees xD

As for university - I study law, which many people here consider to be a “useless” degree, as unless you have solid connections (and relatives that work as lawyers, etc.), getting a job can be rather difficult... Still, I'm going to give it a try the "normal" way (aka via legit interviews, etc.) and we'll see how things will work out.

What kind of student are you? ♠ I was actually the student with the 2nd highest grade in my class, but I wouldn't say I had an interest in high grades in general. I was just scared of failing my teachers' expectations, so I tried my best.

As for university - it really depends on the subject, 'cause civil law is not something I'm too interested in and, naturally, my grades aren't too high xDD I try to prioritize the subjects I like / will need in the future and learn just enough to pass for everything else.

Do you like school? ♠ Yup, overall. My class was kinda split into groups, so there were conflicts, but there were a lot of fun moments too.

Favorite subject? ♠ I'd say Biology and later on - Literature. As for university - Criminal Law and Criminology.

Favorite tv shows? ♠ In no specific order - Victor Ros (Murder Mystery/Thriller), Victoria (Drama/History) and Anne with an E (Drama/Based on a book). As for anime - Psych-Pass, Durarara!! and Pandora Hearts (maybe it's the nostalgia, but I still love it, regardless of it's flaws).

Favorite movie(s)? ♠ At the top of my head - The Silence of the Lambs (1991), Red Dragon (2002), Phenomena (1985), Van Helsing (2004), Dog Soldiers (2002), Labyrinth (1986), Pan's Labyrinth (2006), The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000), The Never Ending Story (1984), When Marnie Was There (2014; though a lot of Ghibli movies come to mind), The Lion King (1994; + many other Disney movies), The Stoning of Soraya M. (2008);

Favorite book(s)? ♠ Oh, boy... Crime and Punishment (1866), all of the novels about Sherlock Holmes (The Hound of the Baskervilles being my favorite), Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949), The Chrysalids (1955), The Secret Garden (1911), The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890), The Silence of the Lambs (1988), Red Dragon (1981), Psycho (1959), Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming (1991), Dracula (1897), The Phantom of the Opera (1909), Memoirs of a Geisha (1997), the Grimm brothers' fairy tales aaaand more.

Do you have regrets? ♠ I don't really think so. Or should I say, I do, but they don't stay for long. I mean, just because I failed today doesn't mean I'll fail tomorrow as well, you know?

Dream job? ♠ As a kid I wanted to become a vet. Right now, I'm aiming for the position of a police investigator, though working as a prosecutor or private detective (at some point later on) is still a good option in my book.

Do you like shopping? ♠ Only online one, lol. I find (clothes) shopping to be slow and tedious for most of the time.

What countries have you visited? ♠ I've been to Germany for 4 days, during a music festival. At the time I was only 13, so I barely remember anything, aside that it was very cold, the natives seemed nice and I really liked the architecture of the houses + how quiet the small town was.

Scariest nightmare you have ever had? ♠ Once I dreamed my home city was hit by nuclear bomb (I literally saw the explosion out of my window), so I guess that. It's kinda funny how stressed one is after such a dream, before they realize (well, more like their brain realizes) that it was a dream and not reality.

Any enemies? ♠ I don't think so? Though I presume a handful of people online dislike me, but that is to be expected.

Do you believe in miracles? ♠ Not really, not in the classical sense. I think some things, good or bad, happen "at the roll of a dice". Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win. No more, no less.

How are you? ♠ In a good mood, probably since I'll be visiting the seaside soon ~

I’m too lazy to tag, so if you see this post and feel like sharing some info about yourself, consider yourself tagged!

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

Even numbers. Fuck you 💙

:’) 🖕💙

Under the cut… oh my god… lord give me strength… if any of y’all wanna get to know me… read this monster X’D

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I think a bit of both?? I’m the type of person who’d willingly get lost in a strange city but also suddenly develop a stutter when I try to communicate with my fellow humans. :)

4. Are you easy to get along with?

lmao no.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Kind ones. Who can tolerate me.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

An ex friend/abuser atm. :))))

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

What qualifies as deep?? I guess, my Dad?? Maybe??

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Dodie Clark - Monster

Easy Life - Pockets

Lorde - Buzzcut Season

Zack Hemsey - The Way

Fits and the Tantrums - Roll Up

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yeah, I think so?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I kissed my Mum on the top of her head. So, yes. XD

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

That would be Jesse. So, yes. Hope he doesn’t find this blog yikes. X’D

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Yes on one side. No on the other side.

22. Where would you like to travel?

America firstly. Then all over the place to visit other friends. I promised my Mum I’d take her to San Francisco one day, so I gotta keep that promise.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

PETS :DDDDD

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Try my best not to murder anyone while I get my cup of tea liquid life ready. XD Say hi to doggos and beep babies. Check to see if any of my friends need me urgently. Then eat toast.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My pets. My parents. My friends.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I really don’t mind getting married or living in sin. XD It would depend entirely on what my partner wanted, I’d do whatever would make them happy.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

No one. Guess you could say I’m demisexual.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Does horseback riding count?? I’ve dabbled in a bit of cricket. But my lungs don’t like intensive exercising, especially cardio stuff.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Story of my life, every single time. I’ve never told anyone I liked them. I’d rather die than make them feel bad or uncomfortable bc I know they don’t feel the same way.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

At the moment all I can think of is my crush lmao. :’)

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Absolutely nothing bc I’m a dropout. XD Be a completely self-taught author, hopefully.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Online, I’m probably just really tired and don’t have the energy to be upbeat and/or talk to people. In real life, it’s nothing abnormal; I hate my voice so I don’t talk much and I like quiet. If I’m not using a bunch of emojis (you know how I normally do) when I’m talking, you know I’m either being super serious, or I’m pissed off, or both.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

NEITHER YIKES I LIKE MY SOLID EARTH THANK U VERY MUCH

46. What are you paranoid about?

Being annoying.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope. Not really planning on it, either. I’m kind of curious as to how I’d be, though. Like I have deep-rooted buried anger issues so I might be angry, but I’m also depressed so I might be a puddle of tears and sadness, BUT my personality is v energetic and happy so… who knows, dude. X’D

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Blue and grey. It has “yo” on the hood. :D

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Biologically male. please.

54. Favourite store?

?? don’t have one. 

56. Favourite colour?

Navy or a kind of dark aqua-navy kind of colour, like a bit of a green tinge as well? I’m also really fond of yellow too.

58. Last thing you ate?

LEFTOVER HAMBURGER AND IT WAS DELICIOUS I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED HAMBURGERS!!!!!!1!!

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yeah, dog training competition with our German Shepherd when I was 11.

62. Been arrested? For what?

No yet lmao.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I’ll be sure to tell you about it when it happens. XD

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don’t have any irl friends so… HELL YEAH!!

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. Obviously.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

I could literally just list all my Tumblr friends here. I’ve learnt not to get specifically close to any one or two persons. So… all my beans!!! Love you!!

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue! :D I was forced to use the pink towels in the set when I was little and not out as trans so now I surround myself in all the gendered blue bullshit X’D

74. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

….. maaayyyybbbeee.

76. Favourite animal?

D O G

78:Chocolate or Vanilla?

Neither.

80. What colour shirt are you wearing?

It’s my very yellow button down!! :D

82. Favourite tv show?

S E N S E 8

84. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Never seen either oops.

86. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

88. First person you talked to today?

Enna aka Cinnamonpuff aka steverogershield

90. Name a person you hate?

My brother, Mackenzie. :)

92. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Anyone who mistreats animals.

94.How many sweatpants do you have?

I rarely wear anything but sweatpants, so I have 8. THEY’RE COMFY OKAY. And since it’s usually cold or hot here with no real warm in between, I’m either wearing shorts or sweatpants. It’s only in the rare in-between weather (like now) that I wear my jeans.

96. Last movie you watched?

Can’t remember. I watched the first season of Jessica Jones tho, so… show instead of movie. XD

98.Favourite actor?

TERRY CREWS

100. Have any pets?

YES!!! 3 dogs (one German Shepherd named Ria, a Whippet named Granger, and a mutt named Maude), 3 chickens (Haymitch the black one, Cinna the dark brown one, Effie the pale brown one) and 2 ducks (Peeta and Katniss.) THEY’RE MY BABIES AND I’D DIE FOR THEM!!! :’D

102. Do you type fast?

LMAO APPARENTLY I DO??? My Dad thinks I must type gibberish and makes me type out what he says because he doesn’t think I can type that fast. I only type with 2 fingers normally too. X’D

104. Can you spell well?

w e l l (idk. maybe.)

106. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yup.

108. Have you ever been on a horse? 

Many times. I LOVE them SO MUCH.

110. Is something irritating you right now?

Yeah.

112. Do you have trust issues?

No. *insert canned audience laughter here* Yes, I do. Big time. Just bc I’m friendly doesn’t mean I trust anyone.

114. What was your childhood nickname?

Matt, actually!! :D

116. Do you play the Wii?

Used to, now I don’t have one anymore and it wasn’t my favourite console.

118.Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Y E S. GIMME!!!!!! :D

120.Favourite book?

Bird by Crystal Chan.

122.Are you mean?

I think I definitely can be very cutting when I lose my temper. But I haven’t done that in years now and I try very hard to be a good person. Luckily my first reaction is normally hurt, so by the time the anger kicks in I normally try and get out of the situation before I can say something harsh.

124.Can you keep white shoes clean?

NOPE. I can never keep anything clean, probably why I like dark colours so much. I literally do not own any white clothes anymore because they always get stained within a few hours of me wearing them asdfghjkl. 😅

126.Do you believe in true love?

Kind of. I believe that no relationship is ever perfect, but if people gel well and COMMUNICATE OFTEN AND HONESTLY the relationship can be amazing. I guess it’s its own kind of perfect relationship. I definitely think there’s people you get along brilliantly with, better than anyone else. There’s somebody in the world for everyone! :D

128.What makes you happy?

Animals. My friends. My OCs. :’)

130.What your zodiac sign?

Pisces!! I definitely think I’ve grown into it over time. X’D

132. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

??? depends on whether I like them back or not, obviously. If I do, I’ll probably scream for a solid week and then decide if I want to drag them into my mountain of bullshit with a relationship, or leave it be. If I don’t, let them down as gently as I can. Also I’m a raging bi, so gender wouldn’t matter. :P

134.Favourite lyrics right now?

My all-time favourite lyrics are from The Judge by Twenty one Pilots:

“When the leader of the bad guys sangSomething soft and soaked in painI heard the echo from his secret hideawayHe must’ve forgot to close his doorAs he cranked out those dismal chordsAnd his four walls declared him insane”

136.Dumbest lie you ever told?

“Did you let Haymitch jump on your back again?”

“Uh… noooo.”

“Then why do you have massive scratches in the clear shape of chicken feet on your back?”

“UHHHHHH-”

i”M A HUFFLEPUFF OKAY I’M NOT GOOD AT LYING X’D

128.How tall are you?

I’m not.

140.Brunette or Blonde?

Like, people I’m attracted to, or for me? I honestly don’t care attraction wise. For me, I guess brunette bc I think I look really weird with pale hair lmao.

142.Night or Day?

NIGHT. Dear god, night.

144.Are you a vegetarian?

NOPE. Honestly think I’d go insane if I didn’t eat meat. XD I mean, I would if I had to, but I’d really prefer not to.

146.Tea or Coffee?

TEA. I hate coffee, I’ll leave that to other people. XD

148.Mars or Snickers?

SNICKERS. Mars are good but… Snickers!!!!

150. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell fucking yes you bet I do pal!!!!!!

[jayykesley]

8-10, 16-22 for ALL OF YOUR OCS FROM "THE APPRENTICES" (really the main ones: Carson, Lorelei, Derick, Rosalyn, Roswell, and a bonus OC of your choice)

8. What clothing style?

Lorelei: Very girly, so she wearsprimarily dresses and skirts and high heels. Kind of a sparkly-girly-librariantype of look? Pockets added to everything obviously, as well as tulle or lacetrim, just to make any outfit have that little extra SomethingTM.

Carson: His style is likecombination lumberjack-slash-fifties(?) look, like he’s got the rugged jeansand the white t-shirt with the short sleeves rolled up just below the shouldersand the red plaid overshirt. He prefers casual, loose-fitting clothes. Allabout comfort and mobility and wearing things until they fall apart.

Derick: Because of his childhood andthe culture he grew up in, Derick’s style consists mainly of dress pants andfitted button-ups w/ vests/suspenders/ties/etc. Not always particularlycomfortable, but he feels sorely underdressed and out-of-place in anythingless.

Rosalyn: If a piece of clothing fitsher larger frame, and can hide stains for at least a little while, Rosalyn willwear it. Mostly wears sleeveless shirts, or cuts the sleeves off, because shehas broad shoulders and large arms that don’t always fit comfortably in theshirts she finds. Has like one (1) pair of loose cargo pants that she’s beenwearing for literal years and refuses to get rid of. Neutral colors mostly soshe doesn’t have to think about matching stuff.

Roswell: I imagine him wearingregular old jeans, but with either comfy sweaters or fun graphic tees that hegets his hands on. He’s not picky about clothing, but he does like to have funso his shirts are always brightly colored with reds or yellows or purples.

Valentina/Violet (I can’t land on aname for her for some reason): Similar to Lorelei, in that she’s very girly,but definitely not “librarian chic”. Vibrant pinks, glitter, maybe some furoccasionally if she’s going out? Crop tops are a definite staple in her closet.

9. What is their favourite foodafter a break-up?

Lorelei: Her favorite comfort food,especially after getting her heart broken, would probably be frozen yogurt or agiant cinnamon bun glazed in icing. Something sweet and filling that you mightnot have on a daily basis.

Carson: Soft pretzels nachos, pasta,just something that is absolutely soggy in melted cheese.

Derick: Not so much food, but wineor some other alcoholic drink that would make him forget how bad he feels abouthimself

Rosalyn: Red meat, which is what sheeats a lot of to begin with, but just way way more stuff those badfeelings away

Roswell: Candy. He’d just shoveldown handfuls of jolly ranchers and licorice, ignoring how gross he feels veryquickly after doing this

V: Chocolate covered strawberriesand caramel apples and every sweet thing she shared with the boy because shedoesn’t need him to enjoy things she doesn’t miss him she never evencared that much about him to begin with--

10. Their favourite thing to doafter a break-up?

 Lorelei/V: Watch bad movies togetherand have a girls night: popcorn, ice cream, probably watch Legally Blonde. Oneis always right there ready to comfort the other when it seems like thingsmight go sorrow.

 Carson: He throws himself into a newproject, whether that’s working on Bonnie, his car, or crafting something outof wood. Carson gets attached and wears his heart on his sleeve, so no matterhow short the relationship was, he’s probably hurting quite a lot. When hefeels like he’s got a handle on the situation, then he can talk to Lorelei andwork on moving on.

 Derick: Just gets real depressed andsleeps/watches TV a lot. Leaves the house/showers/cleans even less than usual.Eventually he’ll get out of his funk, but it might take him a while.

Rosalyn: Probably trains to workthrough her emotions; first she’s angry because she feels like that personwasted her time, then she feels embarrassed for letting herself be hopeful likethat, then angry again... it’s a vicious cycle, and one she’s working on.

Roswell: Cry and talk to literallyanyone who will listen. Obviously everybody is more than happy to be hisshoulder to cry on, but Roswell bounces back about as quickly as he fell forthe girl in the first place.

 16. Their favourite comfort food?

Same as the break-up food, comfort food is really what I was thinking ofwhen I answered that question

17. What’s a food they hate?

Lorelei: Probably something likemeat loaf? It’s cheap, somewhat filling, and easy to make so it’s often whather mother used to make when she was a child. It wasn’t bad necessarily, buthaving multiple times a week for years has made her nauseous at the thought ofit

Carson: There really isn’t a lotCarson won’t eat. Originally Victor wasn’t a very good chef, so Carson wasresigned to eating either burnt/undercooked meals or microwave dinners for hischildhood. Maybe something like liver he might refuse.

Derick: He’ll eat meat, but he won’teat meat that still resembles the animal when it was alive -- fish that isn’tfried or in some way no longer resembles fish, he won’t eat. Doesn’t eatchicken legs or anything like that either.

Rosalyn: Bread. Specifically, whitebread. No one can figure out why, but Rosalyn absolutely positively will notconsume plain white bread. Everyone thinks its some big thing, but she swearsup and down it’s just that it grosses her out.

Roswell: Again, eats nearlyeverything. Maybe won’t eat oatmeal, because that’s just sloppy slime andRoswell can’t do that

V: Microwave meals that taste likemicrowave meals (which obvi is 99% of them). She swears she can taste theplastic film in the food.

18. Their music taste?

Lorelei/V: Love radio-pop. Ifeel like they’d both be huge fans of people like Ariana Grande and Ed Sheeranand people like that

Carson: He’s a sucker for 80′s and90′s rock and pop; Survivor, Billy Joel, Britney Spears, all that good stuff

Derick: Not really picky aboutmusic? Usually just listens to whatevers on. Probably a secret Emo Kid

Rosalyn: Really prefers classicalinstrumental music. She doesn’t zone out often, but instrumental music helpsher relax the few times she feels she’s allowed to.

Roswell: Would probably be reallyinto disco and/or Disney soundtracks?? Also a huge musical nerd, so Broadwaysoundtracks are his JAM

19.Is there a story behind their name/meaning?

Lorelei: I thought that “Lorelei”was a very pretty name and that it was a shame more characters weren’t calledthat. “Bullock” was a placeholder until I settled on her “real” last name, butBullock stuck so

Carson: Intended to remind me thathe would resemble Carswell Thorne in personality/serve as a place holder aswell (he’s changed a bit from his original design). “Davies” is the last nameof one of the original inspirations for the character Peter Pan, and was toserve as a reminder that Carson is a more relaxed, care-free person

Derick: No special meaning, justcame to me moments after I decided he was birthed from my mind-hole and thename has stuck ever since.

Rosalyn: Saw that picture that Ialways use as my face-claim for her, instantly decided she was either a“Rosalyn” or a “Rosalind”. I went with Rosalyn because, i dunno i just thoughtit fit her better.

Roswell: Originally he was going tobe called “Brandon” or something similar, but I came across the name “Roswell”and thought “oh yeah thatd be funny, Rosalyn and Roswell” and, well, as withevery character, the name just stuck

Violet/Valentina: Originally“Violet”, but I’ve since done some work on her character and feel that“Valentina” fits her better, but my mind is still latched onto “Violet”, soI’ve been calling her V for the time being.

20.Something they do that seems childish to others?

Lorelei/V: Not childish per se, butpeople might think them immature since they really like fashion and makeup andpretty things

Carson: Sings to himself constantly.

Derick: It might seem childish tosomeone who’s never owned a pet, but oh my gosh the flip-flopping betweenbaby-talking to Ragsy, and having a full-on real conversation with her

Rosalyn: Pinky promises. Not onlydoes she hold promises as Law, but pinky promises are the Highest Law

Roswell: His long run-on sentencesand tendency to speak rapidly in giant chunks. He can come off like an excitedlittle kid, but really he just hasn’t lost his sense of wonder for the world.

21.What is their all-time favourite TV show?

Lorelei: Great British Bake Off.I’ve never personally seen it, but it sounds like something she’d love XD

Carson: How It’s Made

Derick: Painting with Bob Ross

Rosalyn: Ancient Aliens

Roswell: I sat here for ten minutesand i genuinely cannot think of what his favorite show would be, so thanksHobbs XD

V: Catfish

22. What is their all-time favoritemovie?

Lorelei: 2005 Pride and Prejudice

Carson: HSM 2

Derick: All Dogs Go To Heaven/Aristocats

Rosalyn: National Treasure

Roswell: Jungle Book

V: Black Panther (because she’s real into Michael B. Jordan)

Sorry this is late, but I wanted to give real good answers. Thanks!

[thefrenchmaidoutfit]

Episode Commentary: GMM #1254

Welcome to the seventh installment of my GMM Episode Commentary! Just gonna be my thoughts on the episode every day. 

Segment One:

♡ “Would you floss your teeth with used floss?” Considering I don’t floss to begin with...

♡ Yeah, I’d think the situation would have been way worse for Link considering he was the baby bird. Gross.

♡ I mean, the wetness would still suck, but if it were skinny jeans, I’d think it’d be at least marginally better than baggy ones. 

♡ What the hell, Rhett? Be a good friend and hold the man’s shirt up!

♡ I would probably pick the cow tongue too, if only for the experience. Where else would you get to see that?

♡ “I’m your friend. I’m your friend.” Yes, honey. After thirty-five years, he hardly needs to be reminded. 

Segment Two:

♡ I used to have one of the toilet light things, but it was lighting the bottom part of the bowl directly. Forgot about it and don’t really pay much attention to the side of the toilet, but it might still be there and just need new batteries. Not sure. 

♡ Keeping his eyes closed while looking for the bathroom might work depending on how long he’s lived at his current address. You start to memorize the layout after a while. 

♡ “You’re urinating on the walls. You're ruining your walls. Your wife will be furious.”

♡ I had a feeling it was Jordan. Starting to recognize his voice without his face present. Took less time than I expected tbh. 

Segment Three:

♡ I hate these (this specific type; I do like the REACT channel) react videos, but I’ll watch it anyway because I’m sure the guys’ commentary will improve it for me. 

♡ I hope it’s the answer is “A” just so I can see JDM’s gorgeous face, pleeeeease.

♡ Oh well. This is YouTube. All I have to do is look him up elsewhere. 

♡ “No no no no no we will not pay for it.” Thank goodness Rhett’s around to keep him in check xD Who knows how much Link would have dropped? 

Segment Four:

♡ The plural of mouse is “mice” please and thanks. 

♡ Have you crossed paths with the slow walking guy yet, @mythical-linkle ? 

♡ “We would like, make love ‘as a joke’.” 

♡ Let’s get Jesse on the show I think lmao. 

Miscellaneous:

♡ They added new borders for the segments. Green means go, yellow “slow down”, red “end of the episode”. I like it! Also, “yellow” today coordinated with the urine segment. No doubt that was on purpose.

[jokeranonymous]

Who Are You? || Drabble

-{Okay, fair warning, this has been in my head for a while and might end up my longest one yet. You guys might like it, though.... you’ll see why soon enough. xD Hope you like it~

“Ugh...” Joker was having a hard time focusing, covered in small cut wounds across from his father, to the point he was getting woozy and having to put a hand over his face. “I can’t lose here, damn it...”

“Ah, I see it’s finally affecting you,” came the older immortal’s smug response, watching his son waver on his feet. “How do you like the little surprise I put on my blade for you? It was a particularly nasty blend I discovered that effects our kind specifically.”

Poison. Of course the bastard would resort to something as underhanded as that. It also made sense as to why he hadn’t been actually trying to go for any serious wounds, he’d just been trying to land any slashes he could. It had Joker internally cursing for not having noticed sooner, even as he struggled to focus.

“I would stay for the show but unfortunately, I have other things to attend to, but I will at least come back for your dead body.” The cackling that followed was sinister as the much older immortal turned to head through the darkness of one of his portals.

“N... no... get.... back here...” The younger immortal could only barely get a word out before he stumbled and fell, Axel moving to catch him with a worried expression.

“Is Dad going to be okay?” Nebula was just as worried, moving a hand to Joker’s forehead to press it to the now-clammy skin. “He looks really sick...”

Axel let out a sigh, moving to set him down on softer grass. “Stay here, I’m going to see if I can find somewhere we can stay for the time being. Hopefully, it won’t take long, see what you can do about him.”

“I’ll try, but this looks bad.”

A few hours later found all three of them in a house with the immortal laying on a bed and both Axel and Nebula sitting next to him, and it wasn’t long before a woman with long, straight brown hair that fell past her shoulders and vivid golden eyes walked in, wearing jeans and a T-shirt that said You can’t use duct tape to fix stupid, but you can muffle the words, holding a vial of some peculiar looking yellow liquid in one hand, which she walked over towards the brunette with.

“....Moth....er...?” came the almost silent mumble from the currently delirious Joker, the woman only chuckling and she headed over to him, both Axel and Nebula looking surprised and puzzled.

“Not quite, kid. Here, drink up, it’ll help.” It didn’t take much effort on her part to get him to do just that, though he drifted off soon after drinking it. “...Tch. I’m not sure how that bastard got his hands on it, but the next time I find him, I’ll wring his neck.”

“So how do you know Joker, anyway?” Axel asked finally, curiosity getting the better of him.

She turned to them, crossing her arms. “Why wouldn’t I know my only nephew? At least he has much better sense than that bastard or my niece has.”

The blonde blinked, allowing a minute to process that. “So that would mean...”

“His mother was my twin sister, yes. We are... were identical twins.” She chuckled again. “I’m not surprised he hasn’t told you about me, he didn’t even know about me. Though I expect he will when he wakes up.”

Axel eyed her for a minute. So this woman in front of him looked just like Joker’s mother... if that was the case, she really had been a beautiful woman. “If this doesn’t work...” He left that lingering in the air a minute, an unspoken threat.

The woman just waved a hand. “Don’t worry, I know it will. I’m not sure how that bastard my sister married got his hands on it, but that was a poison I developed myself. Unfortunately, I meant for it to be used on him rather than my nephew here, but he got his hands on it before I could.”

Nebs just looked between the two for a minute before piping up, “So does that make you my auntie?”

The female immortal frowned in slight confusion. “Are you telling me that you’re his daughter?”

Nebula nodded, grinning widely. “Uh-huh, and Axel’s my mom.”

She raised an eyebrow much in the same way Joker would. It was apparent to see where he got it from. “Really?”

Axel looked almost sheepish for a moment. “I was turned into a female for a little while and, well...”

“Ah, now I see.” She looked almost amused. “I never thought I’d see the day...” She shook her head. “Now it makes sense as to why I could keep track of him so easily for so long, Normally he stays in one place for maybe a few years and then just disappears off the map.”

“Hiding from them, right?”

“I expect so.” She watched him for a moment. “I am glad to know he found someone to love, though, but I promise you, if you hurt him, you’ll have to answer to me.”

“I would sooner beat myself up than anyone else if I hurt him like that.”

That one earned a smile from her. “Good. I think Tamaki would have liked you if she were still alive...” It almost had her sighing for a moment, looking away.

It was around that time the three of them heard a groan as violet-flecked gold blinked open groggily. “Ugh...”

“Daddy!” Nebs exclaimed, immediately hugging him and clinging to him, Joker automatically wrapping an arm around her.

“Well, look who’s among the living again,” his aunt commented, snapping out of her distant expression and walking over to him. “You recovered a lot faster than I thought you would have.”

Joker, however, tensed and glared at the woman in front of him. “Who are you and why do you look like my mother?”

She chuckled and stayed where she was, Axel pressing him back down onto the bed. “Right, she wouldn’t have told you about the fact that she had a sister, not with that husband of her turning as twisted as he did.”

He only looked more skeptical. “My mother doesn’t have any siblings.”

“Actually, she does. I am her identical twin sister, Ayaka, and I have been keeping tabs on you, little Musashi.”

Joker immediately flinched at the name, his free hand going to his head. “...Don’t... use that name.”

The expression on Ayaka’s face was a more worried one now. “Hmm... I may have to examine him later.” At Joker’s wary expression, she added, “Oh, don’t worry, if I wanted to hurt you, kid, I would have done it a long time ago.”

“She’s the one who gave you the antidote to the poison,” Axel added, catching Joker’s attention. “You need to rest, though, you’re not completely recovered from it.”

“....Fine,” the swordsman relented with a small sigh, feeling himself beginning to drift off again almost the minute he relaxed. “Maybe for a little bit...”

Axel ran a hand through that fluffy hair on top of his head. “We’re not going anywhere.”

[finiarels]

What kind of people goes to IKEA at 1 in the morning?

SUMMARY: Shiraishi Mai and Sakurai Reika is a busy couple who has just moved into a new apartment. Somehow Shiraishi thinks that shopping for furniture past midnight is a good idea

PAIRING: Sakurai Reika X Shiraishi Mai

RATING: MATURE -This story is for MATURE readers please proceed with cautions as I don’t want to have police barging into my place despite how cool that sounds XD

Sakurai Reika just couldn’t get her girlfriend obsession with furniture, or to be specific her obsession to have her opinion on everything that they buy. It probably wouldn’t be this bothersome if the girl trusts online shopping, which she-Shiraishi Mai doesn’t. Well, apparently even understanding the whole concept of shopping using a computer is already hard enough for her let alone actually purchasing a furniture. 

For her girlfriend buying furniture is something that needs to be done physically, something that they need to spend hours on it, walking around the big furniture store for multiple times before finally settle for one thing that they might have check out in about the first 10 minutes from the time they reached the store.

A part of her realise that she should have convinced the other girl more to use an interior designer than having to choose every furniture of their new apartment by their own. It’s not like they don’t have the money for it. However, she just couldn’t refuse that look the other girl gave her when she demands them to take care of every single furniture by their own.

Now Sakurai could only be grateful enough that the apartment actually came with basic necessity, so what they need to add is just several more things.

That doesn’t seem to stop the girl from dragging her to 24 hours IKEA in like 1 AM in the morning though. To tell the truth, Sakurai had planned to just cuddle in their new bed while making love throughout the night, but of course, the girl who is older than her by one year has her own agenda.

“But if not now when are we going to buy them? You have been so busy. if not now we’re probably not going to fill everything by the time the others come,” she explained as Sakurai trying her best to not hit the break and turn the car over to their home straight away.

Well, she has a point though. By the end of the month, which is basically in about 10 days from today, they are inviting their closest friends over to have dinner in their new place. It’s totally not good if they come and a dining table isn’t even present yet.

But still, that doesn’t explain the reason why does she need to come to shop too. Her girlfriend clingy tendency used to be something that she loves, but lately, it’s more of a pain in the arse.

So, there they were, spending Saturday extremely early morning walking around a huge furniture store that she doesn’t actually care about, every now and then saying a simple okay and good at whatever stuff that her girlfriend is pointing at.

Sakurai finally gives into her temper when she finds herself standing for like half an hour just because her girlfriend is somehow making a big deal between choosing two different desks that they want to put in the study room. All because she’s not sure whether to have it in black or in wooden colour.

“Maiyan, If you want to get the black one go ahead, I mean it’s not like everything in our apartment have to be in wooden colour,” she said impatiently as she observes the girl who seems to be lost in thought.

“Well give me a moment, I’m still trying to decide which one would look better to pin you on,” she jokingly answered with a slight chuckle.

Sakurai sighed at the unexpected dirty jokes. That’s when suddenly an idea hit her mind. She smiled in mischievousness. If her girlfriend wants to joke around, then she would gladly play along.

With her own rule though.

She slowly came closer, her arm circling the girl's waist and pull her around so she’s facing her, tiptoeing a little to be able to reach the other girl’s eye level.

“W-wha-” the taller girl wasn’t able to finish her question because she already took her lips with hers, her free hand crept into the back of Shiraishi’s head to keep her close as she savour the taste of the girl’s lips with her tongue.

She finally pulled back once she ran out of breath, her hand moved to Shiraishi’s smooth chin and tug it down, getting her lips close into the taller girl once more but this time stopped before it could even touch hers, she softly said “if you really want to know, then, by all means, let’s find the answer.”

Sakurai smiled as the girl hungrily press her lips into hers before she could even make her move. For a moment she decided to let the girl show her dominance, letting her do as she wishes. Sakurai let herself to enjoy the moment, how the girl’s tongue explores the inner walls of her mouth, teeth grazing her lip slightly, warm hands cupping her cheek.

But when her hand started to explore her back, getting lower and lower in each second as her lips started to ravish hers roughly, Sakurai pulled her lips away to break their kiss.

Sakurai Reika loves her girlfriend dominance, but she loves it more when she manages to tackle the girl dominance with hers.

It’s time for her to turn the situation around.

Sakurai run her thumb along the girl glistening lips, loving how smooth it felt on her skin, however instead of claiming the lips back with hers she went lower to where her throat is, softly glides her tongue along the white skin as if tracing the veins underneath. As she does so she pushes her girlfriend forward until the girl is pinned between the desk and her, “now, shall we start from this table?”

“Hnggh- wait, Reika,” the girl tried to push her away as she sneaked her way underneath the girl’s skirt, seems surprised that she truly has the intention to do it here out of other places.

Sakurai tilted her head, unconsciously licked her lower lips to get any trace of her girlfriend’s taste that still lingers, she comes closer and whispers into the girl’s right ear “you better keep your voice down if you don’t want people to hear.”

Shiraishi gulps down, a part of her screaming for her to stop their activity yet another part of her is craving Sakurai touch badly. She realises that Sakurai has probably reached the point of no stopping, her hand has sneaked further up and slides around her inner thigh, chuckling upon finding how damp her undergarment is.

“Are you sure you want me to wait? Seems like it’s you who’s been impatient,” she whispered once more before sneaking her hand below the thin layer.

While it is true that Shiraishi Mai isn’t actually someone that would be embarrassed by the public display of affection, making love in public was beyond her boundaries, however as much as she’s embarrassed she is still taking her pleasure from it. Sakurai laughed merrily when Shiraishi buries her head in the crook the smaller girl neck, body sticking to her in a tight grip, pressing her lips into the curve where Sakurai neck and shoulder meets to muffle herself from making any sounds. Knowing that time isn’t exactly in their favour Sakurai quickly build up the pace, aiming her girlfriend to be able to reach the peak as fast as possible.

When she finally got her release, she lost control of herself and accidentally moaned loudly, leaning onto the other girl for support as her legs have gone wobbly from the sensation. Sakurai kissed the side of her head as her fingers moved away to leave her private area, “now shall we see the other table?”

Shiraishi squirmed in rejection, couldn’t believe that her girlfriend is actually thinking for another shameless round. Sakurai laughed a little as she notices Shiraishi reluctance, thankfully pulling away instead of doing what she had proposed, giving her a meaningful look as she runs tongue along each finger that had gone under to explore the other girl’s inner thigh just a few seconds ago. Nothing but satisfaction could be seen on her face.

Shiraishi sighed her worries away, her body is starting to gain her senses back. She started to tidy up her outfit, trying to clear off any sign of what had happened, her movement halted when she saw someone coming closer.

Luckily, the shorter girl realises what’s happening and turn her back towards the person, giving her a really big smile as if she has been expecting the person to come.

“Hi, my name is Ikuta Erika, is there anything I can do to help?” the person asked politely, from the tag around her neck and the yellow shirt both of them notice that she is a staff from the store.

“Yes, please. My girlfriend and I are considering whether to buy either this desk or that one,” Sakurai replied, looking like she is lost in thought for several seconds before continuing, “my girlfriend has tried this one and she seems to like it. Honey, are you sure you don’t want to check the other table first?”

Shiraishi eyes widened, couldn’t believe that the younger girl couldn’t let this matter go, albeit stammering she finally let out some words from her mouth, “i-it’s fine. We are getting this table.”

“It’s okay to take your time, furniture can sometimes be hard to decide so I can understand,” Ikuta said as she claps her hand together.

“See, we can take our time,” Sakurai gave her a playful wink provoking her body to turn warmer again.

“It’s totally fine. We are done deciding,” she stated, trying not to look at her girlfriend by focusing her gaze into the store staff instead.

“But I haven’t done deciding,” Sakurai pouted childishly to tease her more.

“Reikaaaa,” she said in frustration, totally couldn’t handle the other girl teasing anymore, “I’m really tired.”

Sakurai laughed before finally nodded, pulling her closer by the waist in a comforting way, kissing the girl cheek softly, “okay then we’re taking that one.”

“Great, is there anything else you would like to see? Or shall we go straight to the cashier?” the staff asked again as she started to walk to guide them throughout the building.

“Hmm… What about a bed? Do you want to check them out?” Sakurai innocently asked, looking to the taller girl as she tried to handle her laugh from seeing how the girl's face is turning red once more.

“Oh, if you want to check out bed you have come to the right time. We are currently having promotional offers for several beds-”

“I am really tired, I want to go home,” Shiraishi said as her voice started to break in the end, never before she felt this frustrated upon her girlfriend teasing.

“Alright, alright, let’s go pay for the desk and after that we’ll be on our way home,” Sakurai smiled, thinking that Shiraishi rejection is really cute and decided that she have enough for now. She tiptoed a little before giving the girl a quick kiss on the lips, “I was just joking, I love you.”

“Love you too.”

[itsybitsyparker]

@chavborn so I was bored on the plane back from Disneyland and wrote a texting fic for our muses. It’s a little bit Peter heavy because I’m more comfortable writing him sorry xD

Transcription of all online and/or Cellular communication between;

Agent: Galahad -saved as “Humpty-Dumpty” in Agent Parker’s phone Liaison: Parker -saved as “Webhead” in Agent Galahad’s phone

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Know anything about the Russian Government?

[Text: Webhead]: yea its fuckin shit mate

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Thnks for that. Know how to take it down?

[Text: Webhead]: blow it up?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty] U are quite likely the least helpful person on this planet.

[Text: Webhead]: love you too bruv

[Text: Webhead]: brb in north korea

-----48 Hours Later--------

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: So I blew it up

[Text: Webhead]: hah! me too

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: You blew up North Korea?

[Text: Webhead]: just a little….

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ALL of it????

[Text: Webhead]: no!!!

[Text:Webhead ]: only most of it

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Why do I hang out with you? Seriously why are you my friend?

[Text: Webhead]: who else would b friends with u?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: *sends a selfie: it’s a photo of himself, on one side of him there's a gorgeous redhead with her hand clapped against her forehead, she's swooning against him very dramatically with a heel kicked up in the air, on the other side there's a handsome brunette man with expensive looking sunglasses and a Prada suit, the man has his arm slung around Peter and he’s giving the camera an easy going smile. Peter himself looks very smug, his hair is mussed and he has an obnoxiously bright tank top on that inexplicably has a pink yellow and blue frying pan on the front. They are all flipping off the camera*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: These losers. Since birth. Screw you eggs.

[Text: Webhead]: don't screw me. Screw ur friends bruv daaaaaaaaamn.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ……...heh.

[Text: Webhead]: !!!!!!! agent parker u dog

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Shut uuuuup!!

[Text: Webhead]: ah man wish i didn't have to. gunna tease u bout this for years mate but i gotta get SOME sleep before i’m on call again, ur off the hook this time pete.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: I hate you. Sweet dreams

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a kissy face and a dozen or so hearts*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: I take it back. I hate you and hope you have nothing but nightmares.

_______________

[Text: Webhead]: i met fury today

[Text: Webhead]: almost shot him in the fuckin face

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: A sentiment I know well, what’d he do this time?

[Text: Webhead]: it’s not what he did but who he looked like bruv

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ????????

[Text: Webhead]: u serious? u don’t see it? He looks like richmond fuckin valentine mate

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: That’s the guy who tried to murder everyone on the planet right? Wasn’t he like an internet billionaire or something?

[Text: Webhead]: yeah, that bag of dicktips…...u seriously don’t know who he is?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: You stole that insult from deadpool. Don’t steal insults from deadpool, he’ll start thinking you like him and then you’ll never be rid of him. Learn from my mistakes.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Also I don’t follow pop culture unless that culture has the words BBC, Buffy, or Star Trek in it. So I didn’t really know who he was until he tried to make everyone kill one another.

[Text: Webhead]: i think what u meant to say was; ‘thank you Eggsy for saving the world, you really are the best mate anyone could ever ask for i’m so lucky to even know you’

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: yeah noooooooooooooo.

[Text: Webhead]: :(

[Text: Webhead]: actually been meanin to ask how the fuck didn’t all the mutants and supers and other nutjobs you got here keep from goin completely mental and killing everyone? I mean, c’mon u guys are scary powerful u shoulda killed the US twice over yeah?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Actually your Merlin gave SHIELD and the X-men a heads up as soon as he figured out what was going on. We have a prison that was specifically designed to hold every known mutant and super at once if something like this happened (idk why, it’s kinda scary, I’m trying to find a way to discreetly blow it up) like a widespread loss of control type thing? So we, along with all the other not-so-secret organizations rounded up everyone with abilities and locked them away for the whole thing. Inhumane but effective. I must have gone pretty crazy though, I “woke up” and had broken all of my fingers and most of my toes trying to punch and kick my way outta there. Hurt like a bitch.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: But thanks Eggsy, I’m terrified of what I would’ve done had I not been in there. Tell Merlin I said thanks next time you see him?

[Text: Webhead]: ……...shit. I don’t even know what to say bruv. you’re welcome I guess?

[Text: Webhead]: shoulda killed valentine slower with all the shit he put the people I love thru. shoulda taken my sweet time :))))))

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Honestly? Wouldn’t have blamed you, especially with what you told me had happened right before. Sorry about the previous Galahad. Glad he’s not dead anymore, he can join the ‘Resurrected Hero Club’ if he wants, we have tee-shirts.

[Text: Webhead]: …...me too...i just, yeah....it was...feelings, feelings and emotions and all that painful stuff.

[Text: Webhead]: wait!!!!!! WE???? when the FUCK did you DIE???

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Before you freak out. I was only dead a couple months.

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a bunch of emoji’s that seem to have nothing to do with each other but all convey a general message of WTF with a generous helping of ‘I’m going to throttle you next time we see each other’*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: So there was this thing with the Green Goblin. He kinda killed me, slowly and painfully….but I came back a few months later and now I’m fine. See?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: *sends a photo of himself, smiling with a cheesy thumbs up*

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a photo back of himself in his trademark suit looking very unimpressed*

[Text: Webhead]: fuck you. you fucking die again without telling me and i’ll kill you

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: okay, next time i’m brutally murdered i’ll make sure to text you first.

[Text: Webhead]: good. nice to see ur bein reasonable.