#and clueless kitties

[wikitpowers]

sweetheart how do i tell u this…

his crush is so freaking obvious i'm-

[sparklejumpropequeen1949]

I fear I am

[iscreamicescream]

high key me and bro

[sharklovespink]

don’t know how the entire booping thing works, just happy to see some kitty paws (*´ω`*)

[lanalove2012]

[carmenpeach]

its so stupid that chronic pain like hurts and then it just stays like that omg no wonder im so mad all the time

[einsteinsugly]

T7S Characters, and the Tentative List of Favorite TV Shows...

Eric: The Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, Stranger Things, Freaks and Geeks, Cheers, Friends, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Spiderman: The Animated Series, Everybody Hates Chris, Smallville, The Office, actual history on The History Channel, 70s-80s Saturday Night Live (aka, Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy)

Donna: Law and Order: SVU, 60 Minutes, 20/20, Dateline, 48 Hours, Cheers, Frasier, Friends, Seinfeld, Law and Order, Everybody Loves Raymond, Saturday Night Live, Gilmore Girls, The Office

Jackie: Sex and the City, Who's the Boss, Mad Men, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, What Not To Wear, America's Next Top Model, Twin Peaks, Dawson's Creek, The OC, Charlie's Angels, Three's Company, Dallas, Downton Abbey, Bridgerton, Friends

Hyde: Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, South Park, Little House on the Prairie, Wipeout, Breaking Bad, The Last of Us, The Walking Dead, House, The Sopranos, Peaky Blinders

Kelso: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Scooby Doo, Baywatch, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, Ancient Aliens, Ghost Adventures, Wipeout, Miami Vice, COPS, Friends, The Office, Married with Children, Are You Afraid of the Dark

Fez: The Cosby Show, RuPaul's Drag Race, Baywatch, Family Matters, Gilligan's Island, Happy Days, Dancing With The Stars, Star Search, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, The Golden Girls

Kitty: Downton Abbey, Grey's Anatomy, Full House, Little House on the Prairie, Bridgerton, M*A*S*H, Gilligan's Island, Family Feud, Friends, The Golden Girls, 7th Heaven, Wife Swap, Supernanny, The Carol Burnett Show, binge watches the Food Network

Red: Monday Night Football, Sunday Night Football, Thursday Night Football, watches most sports in general, the nightly news, M*A*S*H, House, history on the History Channel (mainly, WWII documentaries)

[90s-2000s-barbie]

January 17, 2007

[thekittyburger]

Just watched an entire video explaining how fucked up ages are in sonic. You’re telling me he’s been 15yo for years even though he had a birthday party in one of the games?? You’re telling me these cartoon talking animals go through so much shit (torture, highly dangerous battles, ptsd, a train trying to kill them) and most of team sonic aren’t even 18?! Who is looking after these kids???

[inkypixie]

Which raccoon are you?

I’d like to think I’m a raccoon and come off scary when I want to but I honestly just come off as cute

Yup see that little guy right there? That’s me and the big one is my older sibling defending me from all the nasty in the world 👍

[kittycatcock]

yeah okay do a big kitty stretch with your cute little butt up in the air. now hold that pose. hold it. keep holding it. don't pay me any mind just focus on getting reallyyyy limber :3c

kitty mindspace voice: yaaaay anons gonna help me stretch out my back so well and get rid of this soreness and pain ^w^ how nice of them! ill just stay stretching out andoh they put their paws on my hips 0////0 probably just to keep me steady and straighten my back is all.... la lala lala stretching stretching i love stretching!

[darlinghowl]

i've been a jane austen fan from a very young age but if people don't stop making pride and prejudice retellings i'm building a time machine, going back in time and physically stopping jane austen from ever writing it. i swear to god.

[villalunae]

NOT me having the realization that every pairing i’ve ever truthfully enjoyed has butch/femme undertones

[moothebloo]

Had a really good holiday party with a few close friends yesterday and we watched the new DHMIS series for the first time together. (For me at least, one friend already saw it but the other friend hadn't either.)

It was a really good time but then the horrible realization dawned on me that the three main characters of that show like.... PERFECTLY align with my PLA OCs 😭

Quinn being the most sensitive, optimistic, less knowledgeable who's in a way, a higher deities "favorite one" of the three. Kitty being the most critical, vain, and selfish one who seems to be the most capable of noticing and calling out strange things, but believes she doesn't need anyone.

"But Moo, you only have two PLA OCs!"

Well it physically pains me too much to say who Red Guy would be so I'll share a picture instead..

I hate this life god has cursed me to endure

[neoarchipelago]

AU where Price finds a cat one day and brings it home. Turns out it's a witch!reader turned into a cat. She just pretends to be a cat because, well this is nice, no bills, it's warm, enough his big bear of a man had decided to feed you COOKED MEALS. And you're like, meh this is nice.

You sleep by his head during the night and purr against him when he has nightmares. One night you wake up to him having a particularly rough one and you decided to turn back into a human form, your naked body cuddling him closer. He wakes but in the haze of his dream doesn't seem to snap. After all, who's this person with his pretty cat's eyes? Who purrs and smells exactly like his little kitty.

In the morning he turns back to his little ball of fur and jokes about 'the weirdest dream he had last night'.

But he starts having other kinds of dreams... Where grunts and moans mean something different. He wakes up every morning and complains about that person he dreamt off and that he's having wet dreams about.

One night he's dreaming exactly of that and you turn back to human. Slip under the covers and grab his hard cock underneath the sheets. He wakes up with a growl as you stroke him. No words are spoken as you ride him, his hands all over your body as you both end up cumming together, him deep inside and you with the loudest moan ever.

He's a mess in the morning and you play it off as the nice kitty. After all, he's such a nice man to you. And you might be a bit naughty too.

It turns into a habit now, and he calls you his succubus, oblivious of who you truly are. And it gets more heated. You stay longer... You talk and cuddle but always leave before morning.

He's clueless, absolutely clueless. Until one day he's home too early. And you're in the shower. All naked and soapy. And when the curtain is nulled back roughly... You can't help but turn into a cat.

Poll right here for part 2?

[yeri-luvr]

PIGTAILS

pair: gp ! karina x 5thmember ! femreader

wc: 1.9k

includes: smut, slight mommy kink, degradation, dom karina sub reader, oral (karina receiving), they almost get caught lol lmk if i missed any

She eyed you, especially your hairstyle while she thought about what she would do to you once the concert ends. Your hair was styled in cute pigtails, curled at the end with a hello kitty clip laying nearby your temple making the hairstyle look ten times prettier.

You could tell Karina wanted you 30 minutes before the encore was over. Her eyes looking up and down at you was all you needed to confirm your suspicions on whether or not her hands would be on you tonight. Deciding to give fan service while teasing her at the same time, you walk over to her with the sweetest smile, putting on an innocent act.

You whisper, “I can see you eye fucking me already; just think about when you’ll be able to see all of me,” and with that, you leave her with just a kiss to her cheek.

It was hard to miss the loud screams from clueless MY’s as you walk away from the scene. It was quite funny to you how they didn’t have a single clue of how worked up Rina was. You already knew a little dirty talk goes a long way for her, so you knew she would not be able to hold on longer soon before the concert ended.

Fortunately for Jimin, the concert came to an end and she let out a sigh as soon as she stepped foot backstage. Once the adrenaline from putting on the performance of her life ran out, she finally sees you in her peripheral vision. You stand there, chatting it up with Ningning as if you didn’t give her blue balls mid stage.

It didn’t take long before you felt her hard gaze, and once you made eye contact with her you knew you were in some deep shit. As soon as Rina noticed Ningning getting distracted by the snacks left for the girls, she swiftly grabbed you by your wrist and forced you to the second green room backstage. Grateful that the room was empty, Jimin locks to the door behind you and backs you up against it until your chests are pushed upon each other.

“You thought it was gonna be cute once you stepped off that stage after pulling that stunt?” This certainly wasn’t the worst thing you pulled on jimin, it was just that fact that you knew she was horny before you proceeded to rile her up suddenly. Playing it cool you respond, “I’m sorry baby, I just wanted to let you know I loved the staring.”

This seemed to piss her off more, you acting nonchalant all the while she feels like she can’t keep her dick in her pants any longer. “Quit playing innocent with me knowing damn well I could remind you how much of a slut you are for me.” Depending on how bratty you are feeling, you would agree and admit to how many things she could make you do without giving any complaints.

You let out a whine while resisting the urge to squeeze your legs, willing to do about anything to satiate the heat you feel down there. She lets out a sarcastic pout, “My poor baby, you’re so close to humping my leg. Aren’t you desperate..”. Unable to get any words out, you shake your head no but you already know she sees right through you.

She continued to persuade you, “Just quit the act and i’ll do whatever you need me to, my love”. You began to think how does she even have the patience right now to tease you back, and you conclude that karma decided to bite you in the ass.

“I need you jimin, it hurts so much.” Looking up at her, you realize that wasn’t enough. “come on- I need mommy’s help. it aches so much and I need mommy to help.” As much as it hurt to put your pride aside as you thought you were in control here, The sly smile Karina gave while looking down on you compensated for your defeat.

“You know i’m always happy to help my baby, you just need to behave to get what you want.”. As she’s feeling up on you, you finally noticed the feeling of something hard nudging you just above your cunt. You chased it with your hips, trying to feel it more towards where you needed it most.

“Please jimin, I need it.” Keeping your hips still, Karina looks at you confused, “Need what, baby? Can’t use that foul mouth of yours now?”.

You realized how humiliating the situation was and how it completely turned back on you. Believing you could finally break Karina down as much as she does to you, you failed to remember just how down bad you were for the girl.

At this point you’ve given up the goal of having her in any position you wanted, and instead basked in the idea of being her source of pleasure, being the one name she yells while she reaches her peak.

“I want you in my mouth. Please mommy, can I help you feel good?” Karina noticed your voice getting whinier by the second, your legs unashamedly squeezing around hers while dragging your cunt up and down her flexed thigh. “Hm, do you think you deserve to have my cock?” It didn’t even take a second for you to whip out a response, “Only if you think I deserve it.”.

Pleased with your response, she lifts you up and walks towards the leather couch not too far from where you two stand at the door. Without much remorse, she drops you onto the couch as if you were a rag doll and was quick to start unbuckling her belt. Tossing it somewhere to find later in the room, her pants were off quicker than you could get your shirt and bra off. She finishes the job for you, unclasping the pink bra and going straight to work with your tits.

If you loved karinas boobs, she loved yours a thousand times more. She never failed to pay attention to your nipples during foreplay, and it always had you moaning as if she was dicking you down right that second.

“Baby you’re gonna have to keep quiet for me, we barely even started,” You heard her rush out amidst a particular loud cry. Suddenly remembering the task at hand, you lightly push her head off your saliva-covered chest until she’s propped up on the couch. Fortunately for you, all that was left to cover her was her boxers so you were able to quickly get to work. Once she was exposed, you groaned at the sight of her tip slapping her abdomen, focusing on the precum and the string it makes when you lift her dick off her stomach.

Your prized possession felt heavy in your hand, you stared at it enamored by the length as if it was your first time with her all over again. Karina isn’t shy at hiding her impatience, tapping your head before guiding you closer to her cock, “Make me wait any longer or you’re only getting my fingers tonight”. This made you look up at her before proceeding to lick just the tip, just enough to leave her mouth hanging while waiting for your next move. With no warning, your next move was taking her whole but slowly, not forgetting to keep eye contact and track her reactions.

unable to keep eye contact, Rina throws her head back while relishing on the feeling she’s been waiting for. Keeping an eye on her came easy for you, you took pride in being the only one who gets to see her like this.

Starting to bob your head up and down, you made small noises whenever her tip came in contact with the back of your throat. Karina was grateful that you were quick to be submissive, but was still displeased at the pace you were presenting her. With one hand she managed to grab both of your pigtails and set the pace for the rest of the time being. The small noises coming from you turned into full on gags, and tears streamed from your eyes along with the “waterproof” mascara your makeup artist used.

Karina considered it a blessing to see you like this. Your image to the public being a woman that looks like an angel and even acts like one quickly crumbles once you happen to be with her behind closed doors. unfortunately anything you do with each other behind said doors would make an angel frown or would not be considered a blessing by others.

You on the other hand already lost track of time. You didn’t notice when you gave up on looking at karina, and you most definitely didn’t notice when someone came knocking at the door.

“Hello?” Two knocks and a muffled voice, “Aeri, I swore my headphones were in here”

This got you to look up, not at the door but at Karina who has yet to stop thrusting in your abused throat.

“I’m in here Minjeong! I’m changing, almost done.” Through your haze you acknowledge her talent at keeping a stable voice while receiving head.

With no other response from Min, her focus returns to you and she smiles fondly. She couldn’t help but think you looked so cute while getting your mouth fucked simultaneously. All she could hear were your usual whimpers and the sloppiness of your spit coating her dick. Her grip on your hair tightens as she gets closer and you shut your eyes waiting for a twitch or a bead of precum that’ll let you know her climax will come soon.

She grunts, “Where do you want me?”. This is probably your favorite question, but you know the answer doesn’t really matter since she’ll most likely get hard again at the sight of her load anywhere on you.

You lift your head off her, puffing out a breath through your mouth after managing to breath only through your nose for so long. You don’t leave her unattended, quick enough to massage her cock before she even noticed you mouth was off of her.

“You can cum in my mouth, remind me of how good you taste,” And with that, she licks her lips and wraps her hand around your hand that jerks her off. She squeezes her hand around you, making her wince at the tightness around her very hard member. both of your hands glided along her cock easily thanks to your spit, and you were practically grinding your cunt down on your heel. You take pleasure in feeling the fabric of your panties rub between your lips and right against your clit.

Karina feeling herself getting close, she thrusts her hips upwards towards your hands. You knew she was reaching her climax by the way her unoccupied hand grabbed at the couch, so you prepared yourself by positioning your mouth right above her tip, sticking your tongue out ready to lick up anything she gives you.

When Karina breaks down is when you finally get what you’ve been waiting for. Not only were you waiting for her to cum in your mouth, but you were mainly excited for the moans she lets out when she’s spent. They aren’t like the usual groans or the huffs she lets out, but they are whines that rarely come out from her. You continue to lick at her sensitive slit just to hear a little more, and all you can do is stare as she throws her head back and lets out more whimpers.

Soon after she catches her breath, she notices your hips moving back and forth while on your knees and she begins to anticipate just how much slick you had from getting her off.

Pulling you up by under your arms she mumbles, “Cmon, my baby still needs help.”

a/n: tysm for reading! i barely proof read this so sorry for the mistake that might b in here💕 also accepting requests