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random thing bc im watching forensic files;
when DNA samples or things like finger prints, are found at a scene. They check through the existing database of local/state prisons first, before going to the public. (however i think they hardly go asking for DNA donations to the public, unless it's for unknown remains and its to match the living family)
This is one possible reason, why a case can run cold. The existing DNA, cannot be paired with existing DNA in databases.
#any other forensic ppl who are like#more knowledge in this can correct or clarify#as i had lost my train of thought immediately and worded shit badly#except i dont know a way to word it correctly because i keep loosing my train of thought#im also not a professional#i'm gonna attempt to study it when going to collage#but im also intrested in aviation/aviation forensics#locomotive/locomotive forensics#cooking#fire science/fire fighting#EMT/Medical#and coding/computer shit#why are the tags separated i hate tumblr tags somtimes oml#shadow gens rambling#-Illusion Steve/Digital | 🌀🟦
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Error prolly waits a week after Valentine's day so he can get the chocolate bundles on discount.
He goes to the stores to check prices before Valentine's because he HATES how crowded it gets nearing the day.
He computes how much he can save when he buys in bulk when he does go and buy em.
And the cashiers and store clerks swooning over him cuz they think he looks so handsome but also sad and jelly cuz hes probably choosing which chocolate to buy for his "honey"
but really hes planning to buy em all for himself haha
#inkz yaps#text post#error hc ig#WE STAN A THRIFTY KING#also to a regular peson he looks like hes scanning the products normal pace#but really hes doing quick math in his head#i do like the hc that error is a beast with numbers#maybe just by touching products he can store the items code and maybe also the price???#hell i want that#would be hella useful when going to the grocery#i hate having to bring out the calculator or penciln paper to compute for shit#i CANNOT head math prices for the life of me#gadamn ok i stop#happy valentines day to people who celebrate ittt#ALSO I SHOULD DRAW THIS#YEYEYEYE#hey person in my head that i assign to remember shit#do that for me pls thank you
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i think there should be more robots that arent good at programming and dont know a lot about related subjects honestly. i mean humans dont have an in depth understanding of biology and anatomy just because theyre human, sure they know what kind of stuff is supposed to be inside of them but not very specific biological processes, names of proteins and all that stuff - so why should a robot know what each little part of it does? if its purpose isnt to be a self-repairing mechanic, whats the point of knowing where all the individual little wires connect to and what each of them is responsible for? let robots be a bit dumber is what im saying
#im shit at putting my thoughts into words but i think i got the point across well enough#like. you wouldnt ask an average person to edit a gene so why shld an average robot write or edit code#also this is mostly aimed at more humanoid robots god knows i love smug about intelligence specialized machines#just thinkin out loud i think some variety would be nice not every computer has to be a supercomputer#i guess it is hard to strike a good balance between Average Intelligence Robot and Just A Human That Looks Like One. shld try doing that#robots#erra.txt
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Due to recent experiences, I am feeling an urge to make an anti-drug-style PSA except it's warning impressionable machine-learning-curious teens to never, ever try a thing called "Huggingface transformers Trainer"
Not. Even. Once.
#and don't even get me started on “unsloth”#this week i learned what “unsloth” actually does when you import it and... man.#i thought i'd seen the worst of “hacky brittle 'it-just-works' (by doing the most cursed shit imaginable) ML python code��� but no.#no. unsloth was Worse#and huggingface Trainer is bad enough by itself#did you know it has 131 (one hundred and thirty one!) config arguments and yet it cannot log *more than one loss number at once*#(for like multitask training or whatever)#i don't just mean it's hard to do - i mean its logging mechanism is built from the ground up on the assumption you would never do this.#you'd have to rewrite a bunch of internals to get it working - i.e. basically write a new nontrivial feature on HF's behalf#and just writing your own damn training loop is easier than that lol#it's not that hard kids. take it from me. dataset + dataloader + model(*args) + loss.backward() + opt.step() + opt.zero_grad(). that's it#it'll take you 30 minutes and save you a billion hours down the road#i do not understand computers#(is a category tag)
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my personal atsv hobie brown hc is that this boy can build a watch that enables the wearer to travel to any dimension they want to, made entirely out of cobbled up parts he "finds"
but anytime anyone brings up AI or algorithms or social media he pretends to be 100 years old
hobie: what's a bloody "snapchat"? fuckin 'ell those effects are nightmarish, mate
miles, exasperated: hobie, you BUILD TECH that astrophysicists in my dimension can't even replicate. how are filters on a phone trippin you up?
hobie: dunno, everyone's got their strengths n weaknesses, i 'spose... 🙄😒
#hobie brown#i need to start tagging my shit appropriately man i need to organize my posts OUCH#my blog is lookin a damn mess#anyways yeah hope this resonates with someone out there#imo i dont think hobie doesnt GET ai and algorithms#im p sure he can rip apart and put together an entire computer AND code software on it to perfection#but its the principle of the thing!!#algorithms that decide what to show you based on previous activity…?#NOT hobie brown approved at all 👎#why have computers do the thinking for you when youre trying to find ENTERTAINMENT? doesnt make a lick of sense#and so here we are#he refuses to even deal with soc media#fuck that noise#the second he learned about ring cameras he hit the damn ceiling 💀#spiderverse#clown horn#mi writing
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learning to code!
When I was 9 years old, I learned enough html to code neopets pages, my own geocities websites, and I even made forums on my own sites so my friends could all roleplay together or rant together lol. And then? I forgot so much. I no longer no how to make a forum, or even a 'next page' button - so even the dream of just making a simple blog or webnovel site feels like a huge hurdle now. (9 year old me could probably figure it out in 2 hours).
So I'm relearning! I figured this would be a fun post to place resources I find for coding, since there's coding languages, and I figure maybe if you like running you're blog then you also might be interested in tools for making blogs!
First, for those of you who miss the old geocities and angelfire type of sites to make your own free site on: neocities.org
You can make free sites you can code yourself, the way 9 year old me did. A lot of people have made SUCH amazing sites, it's baffling my mind trying to figure out how they did, I definitely wish I could make an art portfolio site even a fourth as cool as some of the sites people have made on here.
And for those pressed for time, who aren't about to learn coding right now: wix.com is the place I recommend for building a site, it requires no coding skill and is fairly straightforward about adding pages or features by clicking buttons. I used it to make my art portfolio site, I am testing out using it for my webnovel - the alternative is Wordpress, but wix.com is letting me basically make a wordpress blog Inside my own site. It's very beginner friendly in terms of "how the fuck do I set up a 'sign up for updates' message and have my site actually email these people my novel updates?" and "I need a 4x20 grid of my art down the page, that lets people click the art to see it's information and make it bigger."
I did neocities.org's little html tutorial today, it's the part of html I DID remember (links, paragraphs, headers).
My next step is to go through htmldog.com's tutorials. They go from beginner, to intermediate, to CSS. Unlike many a coding tutorial I've seen, they explain what program on your computer you need to WRITE the code in and then how to save it and how to open it. (You'd think this isn't a big deal but I've been looking into how to learn Python for months and I can't find a tutorial explaining what fucking program to write my python in... notepad? do I need something else? I don't fucking know!! My dad finally gave me a printed textbook which supposedly tells you what to download to start... I learned C++ in college and for that you needed Visual Basic to code C++, so I figured I needed Something to Write the fucking python IN.)
#coding#rant#wooh my new CODING TAG#learning to code#i feel very. odd if im honest?#i genuinely knew how to build full fucking forum websites as a child including user sign ups#and i studied Computer Science Engineering in college so i did everything with C++ we were asked to and got As#and then i promptly BLOCKED IT OUT because i#HATED studying c++ SO fucking much. i hated my whole major. i did not like Engineering. i hated it. i was so mentally destroyed#by my college major that when i graduated i got a DIFFERENT job#and do NOTHING related to my major#i want to get into a more tech focused career eventually...since that is what my fucking degree is in#but i've been looking into something with less coding OR trying to teach myself#to like coding as long as its not fucking c++ again... i cant do it. too many bad memories#i think cybersecurity sounds like a fun job.#but u know me. im a person who likes knowing the BASICS#so i feel like i need to Relearn to code and learn python decently#before i try to study cybersecurity specific shit
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"Sollux does NFTs" Sollux is the sole maintainer of an obscure but essential piece of code from which are build a bunch of softwares and frameworks used by big companies. One day some company pisses him off by idk exiging he renames his code to something else bc rn it has the same name as the company and they don't like that, so instead he makes his code unavailable and breaks half the internet in the process.
#Sollux is NOT a tech bro sorry guys#he built up a functionning network out of derectit computers and a dying internet for his friends to use#he coded a whole isekai-level game out of an old temple texts's translations#that's the least tech bro shit ever#Sollux Captor#homestuck#rambles
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studying for my coding test that is on tuesday and that contains 3 months worth of material looking like this
#why the fuck did i choose this class#its an ADVANCED LEVEL WHY AM I THERE I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CODING#this shit is making me want to write a fuckien anon 4chan post format#be me#school tells me to choose a class course#damn okay?#have no idea whats going on#everyone from my class is choosing the politics class#half the people from my class hate me and i hate the other half#decide not to go there#choose the computer class because 1. no one else is going there 2. im into that ig#two years later#fuck my life#hellz talkz
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I know that when tsbs characters talk about AI they're talking from the standpoint of the voice actor—a human in our world—but it's insanely funny when the SENTIENT ROBOTS say that they hate AI. like guys I have terrible news don't look in the mirror HDKSBSKS
#xero says things#foxy hooking himself up to a computer and seeing how his digital mind looks in a coding program: aw fuck this shit dude i hate that LMAO#eaps#<- cuz this abt them talking abt ai on a gaming vid LOL#tsbs#tsams
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Being forced to learn html and css to make a website pls kill me (this shit was due two weeks ago and I only started last week...

Like.. dont ask me.what any of this shit means
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we need another term than "artist" (even in mock quotes) to refer to people who use ai to make art. like. it's more akin to commissioning someone else than it is making art yourself, lmao, you're not an artist if you're asking someone else to make your art for you???
#as a human who is the most fucking 'what matters most is the end result' motherfucker in the world#to the point where i frequently give up on art bc i cant enjoy the process bc i know the end product is gonna suck ass#bc im not skilled enough to do it lmao#i dont get the point of ai art outside of companies being too greedy to pay their artists#well. not wholly true. i can appreciate its utility for tedious shit... as a tool for artists who know what their doing#in the way that coding ai can be useful for doing the tedious baby shit for people who actually know how to code#but. as tools. by people who know what theyre doing#idk. ive seen people compare ai to like. using synthesizers in music#but you still need to have an understanding of music and shit to effectively utilize a synthesizer#....fuck. i had a whole point i was getting at#mostly its that the computer is the one doing all the work#idk#something about processes v end products#whatever man. who gives a shit#to the void with love
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i finished my coding assignment it only took me. around 4 hours
#🐶#i literally feel like coraline’s dad at the computer image#it’s always fun to figure code out but also holy shit#time to eat my chicken sandwich
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head in hands unraveling the tangled web of how my dad f’ed up his brand new computer this week.
#dad gets really into chatsite. being the radical weirdo he is he gets banned for his awful beliefs.#computer stops letting mom log into things bc of errors. i investigated the error codes. their computer is blocked due to malicious activit#find out my dad is back in chatsite bc ‘a friend’ he won’t name gave him ‘a link’ to use one of their accounts.#motherfucker i think he gave sb access to our computer remotely to do some shit or he’s explaining it REAL BAD.#out of stories#The computer is THREE MONTHS OLD and unfortunately we can’t ground him from it bc he gets destructive without enrichment —
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I love love how Brennan chose to characterize porter where like. He's such an asshole. Such a fucking asshole of a guy and it really sucks to talk to him. And fig hates him so much just as she should. But despite that you can't discount him as some dope know-nothing cause he's got some INCREDIBLE wisdom and (for fig, not really for gorgug) is just a really good teacher. That really horrible experience of showing up to class with a burning hatred for the teacher for being here at all and then leaving knowing that you have just learned some incredibly valuable skills.
#s/o my eighth grade science teacher#she was such a fucking asshole. so incredibly strict. huge hardass. caused unnecessary levels of stress to hundreds of 13 year olds.#but holy shit did she know how to teach. the quality of my notes went through the roof in the course of that class. the following year i#was the top kid in my honors science class. her lesson on writing clear instructions will stick in my head til the day i die#I'm writing computer code now and i know for a fact that my eye for detail comes in part from her#hate that old ghoul. she retired a year after i left and good fucking riddance. unfortunately one of the best teachers in my life#dimension 20#fantasy high
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I HATE BAD UI. I HTAE BAD UI. I HATE BAD UI.
#one thing is that i cannot parse frustrating ui right now so i fly into a terrible rage#free code camp python lesson i am going to kill you for splitting my code into two different looking sections#with the instructions slicing it in half and with me needing to fiddle with BOTH SIDES#i literally cannot remember the info jumping between the two blocks if there's a wall of unrelated shit in there#i'm going to cry lmao#back to khan academy i go#really like that one but i've been trying out the freecodecamp lessons#guess i'm just going back except for like the html and css lessons#like i cannot emphasize enough how frustrating it is to not be able to parse basic information on my computer screen#'you are human you can make your own grocery list' i'm going to fucking kill you
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