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navibluebees · 1 year

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spider x wainfleet's daughter!reader where they are just chilling on the ship and pissing of their dads? <3

i know i've been MIA lately please forgive me

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akhsfdkfh there is nothing to forgive; I saw your posts that mentioned you might be away a bit. No worries & I hope things are okay now/ will be soon! 💜

I love this so much. They're the most stressed-out dads there's ever been. Also, this turned out a bit sappier than I expected. I figure you guys will pick up on it soon enough; if you request from me, you are extremely likely to get some kind of squishy moment in there. I am a softie and I need everyone to get the love they deserve. That is all. <3

You stumbled over the raised portion of the door between sections of the ship. Spider grabbed your arm and tugged you along, cackling as you got deeper in the ship. You dodged crewmen and wove through the rooms, leaving a trail of chaos behind. You shared a smile as you yanked him hard to the side, diving into a spot so small it only fit smaller humans. You crouched together, clinging tightly and trying not to burst into giggles.

Heavy footsteps stomped past your hiding place. They paused and with an exasperated sigh, went back the way they came. "Fucking kids," one of the recoms grumbled. Another one grunted in assent and you waited quietly until you couldn't hear anything more.

Spider was the first to crack, a laugh bubbling out of his lips as he met your eyes with a glimmer of mischief in his own. You squeezed his arm and relaxed a moment, breathing heavily.

You'd been so relieved to see a familiar face, having grown up around each other. Spider had spent most of his time with the Na'vi in the forest, but you'd shared classes together as the community rebuilt after the RDA was sent home. When the humans split at the return of the RDA, Spider had stayed with the forest and you were pulled in the other direction to what would become Bridgehead.

He leaned against you for a moment before he pulled away and smiled kindly. "My friend Kiri would like you a lot, I think."

You beamed, remembering the pictures Spider would draw of his friends in class, the blue stick figures always towering over him. "I hope I get the chance to meet her."

He nodded, quiet for a moment. "So.. how are you doing with all this?"

"Being on a ship or finding out my father is a giant blue cat-man?"

Spider snorted. "Both? I guess. I can say for sure I could have never anticipated this happening."

You bit your lip and nodded. "For sure. Yeah, I mean, at least we have our dads?" you said with a shrug.

You and Spider were in incredibly similar situations. His mother had passed when he was just a baby and yours had decided she didn't want to be a mom in the first place. One of your father's flings and she had convinced herself she was excited about having a baby. She just liked the idea until you were there and actually needed things from her. Supposedly she had gone back to Earth with the first crew and stayed there, refusing to come back for her daughter.

You paused a moment longer before saying, "It really sucks not knowing more about our parents. Like.. these guys have their memories. They remember our moms better than we do, for sure. But they're not really our dads? I dunno. It's just a lot to process."

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Spider still felt uncomfortable eating around the mass of humans at meal times, so you two had hunted for a better spot to eat. You had lucked out on the top level with a massive window seat to sit at and ate quietly, shoulders bumping together. When you'd finished, Spider set your trays on a shelf nearby and you curled up against him. It was reminiscent of the nap times you'd had when you were young. The two of you would always sprawl across each other's mats and at some point ended up flopped across the other one.

You watched the waves, brow furrowing with worry. Spider reached over and smoothed it out with his thumb as he gave you a knowing smile.

"KIDS!"

Your bodies flinched in unison, cringing as you turned to meet the extremely annoyed faces of your fathers. Quaritch's hands were on his hips, nostrils flaring wide and eyes slitted as he glared at you both. Your own dad's arms were crossed and you lifted your gaze to his and saw his frustration in his pursed lips.

Quaritch's finger pointed accusingly between the two of you. "You absolutely CAN NOT be running around here causing trouble for everyone! You need to stay where we say, when we say. This is not a place to be reckless!"

Your arms folded over your torso, protectively, as you tried to keep yourself put together. Navigating this new dynamic had been nothing short of awkward and even downright painful at times. Frustrated tears betrayed you as they slipped down your cheeks.

Your dad's arms relaxed slightly, glancing between the frustrated faces of the rest of your small group. He slapped his leader on the back, startling him. "Alright, alright. I think you made your point. The kids are going to listen from now on, right? Right?"

With a quick nod from you both, Quaritch snorted and spun on his heel to leave the room. Spider glanced between you and your dad before patting your arm reassuringly and taking off after his own recom father.

You turned your face away from your dad's, angrily swiping the tears away. The seat cushion dipped beside you and you tried to move farther away before an arm came around your shoulders. His hand came up to your chin so he could turn your face to his. He offered an awkward smile.

"I know this isn't easy. Not by any stretch of the imagination. But you and I.. I want to be able to know you. I know Colonel's got his tough love method and it works sometimes, but I don't think that's the way for you, is it?"

You fought more tears and shook your head, hanging it low to hide your face. He smiled at the top of your head and gently smoothed your stray hairs.

"It's not for me, either, I think. So, please. Stay where we know you guys will be safe. I don't want to lose you again. I can't. Especially not now that I know you. I'd like to be part of your life if you can accept that."

The moment stretched awkwardly between you before your hand shot out to grab his fingers. You gripped them tightly and he pulled loose from your hold for only a moment before sweeping you up in his arms and holding you tightly against his chest.

"Alright then, my girl. I've got you."

#lyle wainfleet #miles quaritch #spider socorro #avatar recoms #avatar fanfiction #avatar the way of water #avatar 2

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lost-between-letters · 2 years

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Nothing To Wear

Pairings: Sam Winchester X Reader (she/her), side destiel (blink and you'll miss it)

Requested by: anon

Warnings: panic attacks, body image issues, allusions to an eating disorder, hurt/comfort

Word Count: 1,243

Summary: Sam noticed some oddities in Y/N's behaviour. As the good boyfriend he was, he helped her with her problems

A/N: one day I will learn how to write interesting summaries. Today is not that day

Something was off. Sam knew that much.

Y/N wasn't as smiley as she usually was, even Dean's meltdown about Dr Sexy being cancelled ("Why would they do such thing? Sam, please tell me that you didn't piss off Gabriel again." "I guarantee you, I did not." "Then why did they stop Dr Sexy??") didn't get her to laugh. And Cas had been on the ground at that point.

So Sam kept an eye on her.

What he found worried him. Y/N was constantly tugging at her shirt as if it was sticking to her skin though it was one of his and consequently at least three sizes bigger than necessary. Usually, she would sit across from him at the library, curled up in a chair while they were doing research but today Y/N kept moving around.

It was as if she wasn't feeling comfortable in her own skin. Sam suspected briefly that she was getting sick.

Another clue showed itself when Dean gathered them for a rare self made lunch. It was a damn good lunch too.

Salad for the healthy ones among them, a steak with mashed potatoes and broccoli as main course and pudding for dessert. If Sam didn't know better, he would think that Dean was up to something. Truth was, his brother was just happy. And that a certain angel was suddenly even more up in his personal space and smiling all the time surely had absolutely nothing to do with it.

But as happy as Sam was for Dean, Y/N was his bigger concern. While she was taking part in the conversation, her plate never seemed to empty.

"His giant feet apparently make it hard to walk," Dean was currently telling the story of how Sam had slipped on a perfectly normal slippery piece of sidewalk and nearly dragged their suspect down with him. Under tears of laughter.

Y/N was chuckling along with Cas and Dean but she merely pushed the food around. Now that Sam was paying attention to it, he wasn't sure if she had taken a single bite so far.

Yeah, something was off. But starting that conversation now would not help. So instead, Sam put on his best grumpy face and defended himself. "The ground was frozen! I don't know how you didn't fall."

"It's called balance," Cas supplied helpfully. His expression was a tad too innocent to be convincing though.

But Y/N was smiling. And a forkful of mashed potatoes found its way into her mouth so Sam was far from complaining.

Later that day, they were getting ready for a night out. Though they were doing it under the pretence of collecting info about a potential haunting, Sam was pretty sure that his brother had just instigated a double date. Not that he was ever going to admit that.

What Sam did not expect when he walked into their room, was to find his girlfriend surrounded by clothes on the ground, shaking and tears streaming down her face.

"Y/N?" Sam crouched down next to her, hand outstretched.

She kept crying, her sobs becoming more shallow with each hurried breath she took. It seemed like she wasn't getting enough air into her lungs.

That was when Sam realised what was going on. "Y/N, listen to me. Focus on my voice, Baby. You're fine, no one will hurt you, I'm here. Breathe slowly. Like this."

With his arms outstretched but not touching, Sam settled down in front of her and took a few slowed breaths. He did that long enough until Y/N's breathing fitted itself to his rhythm.

Only then, he dared to get closer. Y/N followed. She was still crying but the shaking had stopped and she was leaning into him rather than curling in on herself.

Without having to think about it, Sam wrapped his arms around her and allowed her to press herself into him. He could feel her choking on her own sobs against his neck and it broke his heart.

Sam kissed the top of her head, his mind reeling. There had to be something that had caused this.

His eyes drifted over the clothes again, over Y/N herself who was wearing the baggiest hoodie that either of them owned. And then, Sam remembered her weariness towards the food earlier.

Oh no. His poor beautiful girl.

Sam wanted to kiss every part of her, every stretch mark, every patch of skin she thought to be imperfect - to show her that she was perfect exactly as she was.

Y/N was holding onto his shirt now, as if she was afraid that he would leave her. Yeah no. Not happening. In like ever.

"I'm not going anywhere," Sam whispered and pressed his lips against her temple.

Another quiet sob.

For a while, neither of them moved.

Eventually, Y/N calmed down slowly and her breathing evened. Soon, the tears stopped as well.

Only then, Sam dared to speak up. "Love, you know that you're perfect as you are, right?"

"'m not."

"You are," Sam insisted. He put a finger under her chin and softly pushed her head upwards.

Now that they were eye to eye, he could clearly see the doubts on her face. So he leaned forward and kissed her nose.

The soft touch startled a wet laugh out of Y/N. "What was that for?"

"I wanted to see you laugh." Sam cupped her cheek then, the edge of his thumb resting on her lip.

The honesty in his words had Y/N turn her head away but Sam could see the smile she was trying to hide.

And that was all he wanted. For the first time since he had entered the room, Sam allowed himself to relax. His shoulders slumped and the death grip he accidentally had on her hip loosened.

"Sorry," Y/N mumbled, her eyes skittering over the floor.

And there was the tension back. Sam all but pressed her back into his body, as if he could suffocate the bad thoughts out of her mind. "There's nothing to be sorry for, Y/N."

"But-"

"Nope," Sam interrupted her again, hands on her back protectively while his chin rested on top of her head, "I'm not letting you go until you're feeling better. And then, we'll find you a great outfit that you're comfortable in and go on our double date with Cas and Dean."

"He looked so happy when he said we'll go out," Y/N said and looked up.

Her eyes were swollen from crying and her face was blotchy but the smile on her lips made her the most gorgeous person Sam had ever met. The statement had caught him a little off guard though so Sam took a moment to answer.

"He is happy." Sam stated and squeezed her hip, "and so am I."

And because he could, Sam leaned down once more and kissed her. It was just a short peck but it made the blood rush into Y/N's cheeks all the same.

"Stop being so sweet," she scolded gently.

Sam chuckled. "Or what?"

"Or I might fall even more for you."

"I'm good with that." he grinned and ruffled her hair.

Y/N huffed and ducked away from his hand. Then, she pushed away completely and started recollecting her clothes. "Do you think it would be okay if I wore jeans and a sweater?"

"Of course, Love," Sam said and got up along with her to help fold up the various dresses and shirts.

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spiderh0rse · 2 months

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freeman's mind notes part 4 e16-20

e16

a vip (self declared)

thinks they should let the aliens eat explosives

the tentacle in the rocket silo is the scariest thing he's ever seen

incorrect Nietzsche quote (deeper sleep fans rise up)

drummers = monsters

thinks Nietzsche could have been in a band once

whistling FOUR. Five????

hang glider fan

rnd would get a big bonus at some point if the military state becomes the reality

finds the zombies worse than online degrees

whistling FIVE. likes Mario.

whistling SIX also Mario, different song

"future wife" duuuude I don't think youre getting a wife

the sewers are not buries treasure location

his ideal mansion will involve visitors being shot as soon as they knock

star wars reference Again

woodshop in high school almost ended in his expulsion

would eat the aliens

e17

has considered spitting on giant machines twice now

wind knocked out of him by the fan to ceiling impact

wasn't expecting to fly today

respects deaths in rocket testing

sad when oxygen isn't oxycodone

likes pushing buttons

wants to level a lawsuit against black mesa

wants to vacation somewhere tropical

wants to ride a sea turtle to menace cruise ships

would name his sea turtle a "nice gender-neutral name" like Flippy or Whiskers

doesn't consider most reptiles dangerous

has always wanted a robot army. the robot coolness strikes again

not good at parkour

grappling hook mentioned Again. he wants one! or a harpoon!

compares himself to a monkey and hates on earth gravity in the same breath

purportedly Not an adrenaline junkie

shaking after crossing the Blast Pit grating jumps.

vaguely implies he's going crazy

I'M BACK IN THE GODDAMN BUILDING AGAIN

SNOT MONSTER moans are what he'll be thinking about tonight

ordering a grappling hook once he's out

e18

would jump extreme heights into water for big splash

fairy-agnostic

He's sun wukong? A monkey god?

simian skills o7

half life mention title drop woooo

"nyyyyeeeeeewww" :D

whistle count SEVEN

admits that stuff here (falling mostly) is scary

"life sucks sober" YOU HAD. TWO SHOTS OF VODKA ON AN EMPTY STOMACH THIS MORNING. admittedly not a ton i retract my objection he's probably got a high tolerance

sometimes goes down the wrong corridor

cuts off a thought to yell "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D"

wants a giant metal spider fortress

the dial....

stresses to a dial that he has a DOCTOR'S DEGREE

e19

compares black mesa to a giant beast

would LOVE a massive tomb. pyramid for him please

"it's me" sick FNAF refe

WHAT ARE THESE NOISES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

pain is a constant yes

doesn't consider himself afraid of heights

actually yeah tentacle sounds (loud metal noises) being unpleasant is a consistent trait here. Loud noises bad. (This, beeping of eye scanners, gunshot in the vent)

reel to reel computers..... PUNCH CARDS

BURN BABY BURN

e20

first title card leadup! techno hell room

bad smelllllllll

has made hella strong pillow forts with plaster of paris. pissed his mother off doing so

worn condition grenades are probably not as safe as you hope

he sounds so excited at the idea of going somewhere possibly not terrible

admits if a giant monster that the rocket didn't kill looked all angry at him he'd curl up and cry

bad smell TWO

References his cannonball drop statement from earlier

cons: starving to death alone, pros: could be fun. He does it. Sir. I know he's not okay by now but DUDE PLEASE. STOP WILLINGLY CURLING UP TO DIE

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

shit lung capacity. I've swam further without breathing in more time and been okay. Lllllll

concerned at the green sludge river

cancer mentioned third time

mmmmm radiation,,,,,

liked Austria

turnwheel Used

used to pass people in tube slides as a kid. Would sometimes get wedged in

"nyeeeew"

knees starting to hold up a bit better

#freeman's mind #gordon freemind #mindverse #rmanotes

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angelpuns · 11 months

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KNOCKS AGAIN its the same anon from that big broken red heart fake title

Im glad you liked it :] i gotta find ways to give my baby raph some angst yknow /silly

ok if you feel like getting another title here you go: "Bright Black Ink Sky"

YES IT WAS A VERY GOOD TITLE!! I never get to write for Raphala so it was a real interesting exercise hehe

Okay cause I've been thinking about this one ALL DAY trying to organize some thoughts on it

hmmmm I think a horror fic would be cool - like all the stars have disappeared from the sky (granted they live in New York but maybe it's a news story or smthn) and then maybe maybe maybe the sky was never actually the sky but it was a giant eyeball and it blinks - like an eldritch horro kinda story but with the turtles :D

(pov I love writing horror but don't get to very often these days)

Anyway turns out the universe is actually just a giant yokai and it's PISSED about the kraang situation so ofc it's gotta fight someone! Might as well fight four teenage turtles amiright

also how it relates to the title is that the sky becomes completely deeply black, no sun no moo because its an eyeball :3

it's not a great premise, but with some fine tuning it could be an interesting short story?? maybe?

a little blurb cause I LOVE WRITING HORROR:

The sky had been getting darker for weeks. Or, that's what the news said, anyway. Donnie had been relaying everything back to his brothers, though he wasn't too worried about it. Sure, more and more stars were disappearing and the moon ahd shrunken to the size of only a small piece of space junk, but he wasn't worried.

It wasn't until footage of two giant shapes, grey and sleek and scaly moved across the sky that he began to worry. It took almost a day for them to move across the sky, the black ink of the night hidden behind the odd masses. There were rumours of it being an eclipse. NASA wasn't say anything, scientists around the world were stumped. And then the next day the shapes moved again, retracing their orbits around the planet until the sky returned. But this time, the sun was gone.

Donnie wondered if it was appropriate to panic now - considering that should have sent the earth into an ice age. But it didn't. The night and day cycles continued, as if the sun and moon had never been there and the source of light was some sort of huge barrier around the Earth. Donnie watched the footage over and ovwer, trying to spot what top scientists could not. It wasn't until he sped up the footage that he saw the shapes for what they were.

It was one giant blink.

#meh #it was an okay idea #great title #wish i could hae done more with it #i love horror #rottmnt #rottmnt fic asks

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rottmnt-hc · 1 year

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Mikey's Babysitting Service

Remember the "Raph gets cuddley when having a growth spurt" prompt? Remember you voted for the 03 turtles? I honestly have no timeline in mind, maybe tribunal or not.

Since meeting their older counterparts, Leon and his brothers found dealing with their problems a lot easier.

Leonardo was training them, well mostly Leo, in their training. Teaching them things that he had to learn from when he was younger.

Raphael was mostly helping them with their emotions, both surprising and not surprising. To the younger, it seems all Raph's they met were emotional…to his brothers he was defaulted to "angry".

Donatello was surprisingly the gentlest of the brothers, toning down their own Donatello and teaching them a few tricks. (Leo's Raph made a comment about him being similar to Todd.)

Michelangelo was one they'll hold near and dear, not because he's Mikey, but because he seems to understand them better than anyone. He was the one to let Donnie go batshit but let's him know about limits.

For himself he was introduced to his Superhero friends, encouraging him to continue his comic.

Mikey was ecstatic about having another big brother, one that didn't treat him like a baby and also gave him his brother's point of view.

But Leo had to be grateful for Big Mike's efforts to his Raph, the younger brothers knew he could be just as unhinged as them when he wanted but to see it happen so easily.

Raph isn't the type to cause mischief but Big Mike usually brings it out of him and sometimes talk to him.

This makes Big Mike the most trustworthy of his brothers, which led to Leo's current predicament.

Raph was going through a growth spurt, the nerve! Like 6'8 wasn't tall enough!

Well, Raphie gets spacy and cuddled when this happens, but his loving brothers have things to do so they can't enjoy his lovely cuddling.

Big Mike agreed to watch him, but unbeknownst to Raphie's brothers, he never made it to his destination.

"What do you mean Raph never made it!?"

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It was dark and everything felt different.

Raph was aware he went through a portal but he was supposed to be with their uncle counterparts.

It smelled like they were close but they also smelled different, like anxiety and fear.

Something sharp scraped across his shell causing him to pause, "Alright dude! Prepared to get your shell kicked!"

Oh! Uncle Mike! He sounds a bit off, maybe he feels weird too?

"Wow! Hey!"

"MIKEY!"

Oh his other uncles were here, this seems like a good spot for a nap. Oh! Splinter is giving him scritches.

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"Mikey, what did you do!?" Raph seems pissed but actually very scared for his little brother.

"I swear I did nothing! You saw him appear the same time I did! But can I say, I never knew turtles can pur."

The old rat approached the large figure holding onto his youngest son's waist, sure enough this turtle was purring.

There was no ill intent, and they seem quite young. Too young for the amount of scarring on their body.

Splinter scratched their head, smiling as the purring grew louder and they leaned into the touch.

Master Splinter watched as his son relaxed under the giant child and soon join in the gentle petting, "Aw, he's just a little guy."

"Mikey, I love you but there is nothing little about this guy." Donatello approached, looking at the mysterious giant turtle.

Raphael and Leonardo both kept their hands on their weapons but since Sensei wasn't frightened that meant they were okay for now.

Splinter stopped before turning towards a corner of the lair, "Whoever you are, reveal yourself!"

"Chill out Sensei, I'm just here to pick up baby Raph." Everyone turned to see Michaelangelo, but he was different than their youngest being cuddled.

This Mikey was bigger and obviously stronger, old scars become visible at his approach.

He stopped at the new turtle who seemed to accept with a higher pitch purr and immediately latched onto him faster than anyone could comprehend.

"Oof! Yes, Yes, Hi Raphie. Come on, time to go." Against anything the four younger turtles believe in, Big Mike hefted Raphie on his shoulder.

"How-!?" "Wow!" "Are we that strong!?" "Careful!"

Big Mike sat down with Raphie's head in his lap, "Alright bros, while I get my ride, how about I answer certain questions?"

"You called him Baby Raph, what with that?" Good ole Raph starting with the facts.

"Bros, the Multiverse is real! He's a different version of Raphael, he's currently fifteen years old and the oldest of his brothers. My Raph has adopted them and I have never seen him go this soft."

Raph didn't seem to believe him but Big Mike pulled out his phone for them to see a picture.

It was when Raphie first pranked Raph, nobody suspected him, and Leon and both Mikey's got chased and tickled into submission.

The picture was Raph holding Little Mikey and Leon by the waist and reaching for him with a relaxed grin on his face.

Splinter seemed to melt at the sight as his younger self and brothers looked surprised, "Nobody believed us that It was Raphie but it was too glorious of a prank."

Little Leo looked at Mikey with hope, "Do we…get to be happy?"

Mike smiled at his younger older brother and nodded, "It'll be hard, there will be bumps, but I'd say we're pretty happy."

Donnie tilted his head, "How strong is everyone, my legs hurt just looking at him."

Mikey laughed at that, "Heck yeah dude, all our training and other training pays off. It also helps to use Chi sometimes."

Splinter nodded but him and his brothers looked confused, he didn't elaborate.

Big Mike turned to his younger self, "Any questions mini me?"

"Yeah, how did we meet other versions of us?"

"Bro, not gonna lie, it's gonna happen to you guys soon with different versions of us and it won't stop. The first group is annoying, even by my standards…but they weren't all that bad. We meet a lot of us's, but these guys are the youngest so far…and the most powerful."

Mini joined him in petting Raphie as his brothers relaxed, "So why is he all sleepy? Is he hurt?"

"Oh! Nah, he's fine. According to Leon, he's going through a growth spurt and gets like this. Which is both funny and adorable, especially since he just lays on the ones he trusts the most. Don't worry Raph, he would have tackled you to the ground if he hadn't smelled me first."

Mike let out a laugh at everyone's shocked faces, "He's getting bigger!?" "Why does he need to get bigger!?" "Wait, if he's only fifteen, does that mean he'd be twice as big later!?"

A familiar cackle erupted from the corner startling even Master Splinter, "I'm glad I'm not the only one reacting as such. Hamato Leonardo at your service, ready to go Uncle Mike?"

Splinter looks over to Big Mike as he hefted the larger turtle again, "Their Splinter asked Leo personally to keep an eye on them when we travel dimensions. They've taken to calling him "Mom" as a joke and it's gotten to the point where he answers to it, it's hilarious."

Leon open the portal as Big Mike approached, Michaelangelo had one more question though.

"Do we defeat Shredhead!?" Big Mike only winked and walked through the portal with Leon right behind him.

The next day Raphie managed to grow two whole feet! Though, he was nervous about it, no one (aside from the Hidden City Police) treated him differently.

He was their Raphie after all.

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt fandom #tmnt #rottmnt #owl imagines #owl writes #crossover?#rottmnt raphael #tmnt 2003 #Michelangelo

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toweroftickles · 2 years

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I'd love to see some more League of Legends headcanons if you ever felt like doing any more of those!

TICKLISH CHAMPIONS Vol. 2:

Arcane, League of Legends Investigations

Research File LRNT-09 - 4201

Received multiple requests for further studying of Runeterra warriors. As stated in previous report, unique variety of species and mutations provide wide sample pools for study of native neural systems.

Ticklishness Ranking: 8/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Feet, Armpits, Abs

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Above Tailbone

Personification of the “badass tough-girl who hates being tickled” trope, to a T.

Grits her teeth, visibly becomes nervous when touched in sensitive spots.

She doesn't kick - she punches. Very hard. Do not let her keep the giant fists.

Has a goofy cackle that she's embarrassed by the sound of. Will fight like hell to hold it in.

Offered the chance to torture Caitlyn for research - attitude immediately changed. Chuckled and rubbed her hands together in wicked glee at the prospect.

Arrogant prankster tendencies. Loves to fluster Caitlyn, and tickling frequently plays a part in that.

Usually tickles by jabbing with her index fingers. Lacks a gentle touch. Will definitely make fun of you for being ticklish.

Jinx

Ticklishness Ranking: ?/10 (at least a 9)

Most Ticklish Spots: Armpits, Belly Button, Feet

A brutal maniac with an affinity for explosives and pyrotechnics. Extreme caution required.

Jinx is a sadist - sometimes enjoys viciously tickling her victims & captives as a means to inflict agony. Eagerly volunteered to torture the other test subjects, and offered information about Vi & Caitlyn’s weak spots without prompting. Delights in using taunting and baby talk as psychological warfare.

Unusually aggressive toward Vi and Caitlyn - had to be pulled away from them as she refused to stop.

As a tickler: mostly attacks with intense scratches. Digs her fingers into the lee’s skin nearly hard enough for her nails to draw blood.

Annoying laugh. Wild guffaws that maniacally bounce up and down.

An extreme thrasher. Cursed, screamed “I’m gonna f***ing piss my pants!!!”

Passionately hates being tickled. Did not expect to be a test subject herself and reacted with rabid anger. Do not do this again.

Add. Notes: We really should start screening some of these people beforehand. She immediately broke free and incinerated millions of dollars in lab equipment. One of my arms has been blown off. Insurance report to superiors will be catastrophic.

Caitlyn

Ticklishness Ranking: 9/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Sides, Arches, Back of Neck

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Small of Back

Authoritative. Harsh. Demanded to be set free and displayed great irritation at the "childish" thought of being tickled.

This was a facade - Caitlyn is instantly sapped of strength and fortitude by tickling. Begged for mercy more than any other Champion studied so far.

Attempted to be brave when tortured for information, but talked quite quickly.

Most Effective Tool: Feathers

Soft, deep, almost sad-sounding giggle. Squirming was common.

Began to wail and went blood-red in the face when tickled by Vi, particularly when Vi teased her by calling her "Cupcake" (possible kink? Or person-specific reaction? Study further.)

Turned down offer to get revenge on Vi - the idea apparently caused her great embarrassment.

Nasus

Ticklishness Ranking: 7/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Balls of Feet, Ribs, Abs

Didn't seem aware of his ticklishness - displayed confusion and panic when he began to laugh.

Though not the most excessively sensitive, has little-to-no experience with resisting tickles. More desperate to escape than most.

Most Effective Tools: pointy implements (claws, sharp nails, backscratchers, etc.)

Like a dog, will involuntarily kick his leg if scratched in the right spot on his stomach/hip area.

Low-register laugh that threatens to cause the room to shake.

Soraka

Ticklishness Ranking: 6/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Beneath Ribs, Hips

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Base of Horn, Long Ears

Wistful, soothing voice. Breaks into a beautifully melodious chuckle when tickled.

Her default personality trait is "calm in mind and body," the serenity that comes with eternal wisdom. If she dislikes being tickled, she takes great pains to remain unbothered.

Must on occasion get her hooves trimmed & cleaned by a farrier...is visibly uncomfortable during the process. (Ticklish? Painful? Reactions unclear.)

Most Effective Tool: Toothbrushes

Miss Fortune

Ticklishness Ranking: 8/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Arches, Tummy, Thighs, *redacted*

This pirate’s firearms expertise makes her difficult to apprehend.

If you ask: strangely she will not deny being ticklish, but makes it apparent that anyone who tickles her will be punished.

Cackles loudly from the back of her throat. Definitely a kicker if not properly restrained.

Once used tickle torture on a captured young pirate, to extract information about his captain’s treasure.

Sultry, alluring voice makes her a mercilessly effective teaser. Seems to enjoy using tickle talk.

In spite of this, has an iron will for resisting interrogation herself - will laugh non-stop but will never confess anything.

Most Effective Techniques: Paintbrush in belly button, squeezing and pinching with fingers.

Nami

Ticklishness Ranking: 7/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Belly Button, Hips

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Behind Abdominal Frills, Ventral Tail Surface

Determined to display bravery and fortitude when captured. Resisted the tickling at first, but seemed to have fun by the end.

Friendly, sweet. More open to being tickled than most Champions. Has an adorably nasally laugh.

Jumps and wriggles around during tickles, doesn't really fight back.

Scales are surprisingly soft and almost akin to spandex in texture.

Loves playing with otterpuses (otterpi? - local wildlife), though they often tickle her with their tentacles.

Has a boyfriend (Loto, Abyssal Guard) and a girlfriend (Tama, Marai Songstress) - often gets ticklish during intimate moments with both, due to their abundance of Spanish Dancer-esque fins.

Evelynn

Ticklishness Ranking: 8/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Balls of Feet, Lower Stomach, Butt

To my shock - upon finding out what this testing process entails, Evelynn immediately sat down and offered a candid interview. She seemed downright excited.

"Oh, tickle torture is one of my favorite ways to prolong the torment. After all...all the suffering I thirst for, none of the permanent damage. I can toy with you for as long as I want..."

“These claws and lashes aren’t just for bloodletting…”

“I’ve had people come to me who want to be tickled…boys, girls…just imagine the fun we get up to.”

Tickle Talk: Highly seductive whispers of cruelty, promising that she’ll never stop no matter how much you plead with her…

She enjoys the energy rush that comes from laughter and will gleefully indulge in being tickled herself...if it brings her prey closer.

As a tickler, her laugh is an icy cackle that causes shivers down the spine. When tickled, her voice is much louder and heartier.

Add. Notes: Considered attempting to recruit her as part of my research into nerve sensitivity. Pros: tickling master with a perfect attitude for it. Cons: Will probably kill most of the test subjects.

Ezreal

Ticklishness Ranking: 7/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Ribs, Feet

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Collarbone

Cocky, arrogant, obsessed with his own coolness...hates appearing weak or displaying any vulnerabilities.

Very flustered by tickling. Gets nervous and jumpy and will try to sprint away. One of those guys who has a jittery laugh.

Expert escape artist due to globe-trotting adventures - recommend using magical or complex restraints.

Friends with Vi - she knows all his tickle spots and will always overpower him in a wrestling match.

Not much of a tickler, barring attempts to hit on cute girls.

Add. Notes: Remarked that a creature called "Zoe" often tickles him mercilessly as a means to flirt - make note of this Champion for further use.

Cassiopeia

Ticklishness Ranking: 9/10

Most Ticklish Spots: Ribs, Belly Button

Unusual Ticklish Spots: Upper Sections of Tail

In defiance of her bitter cruelty, being tickled is Cassiopeia's secret weakness. She cannot handle being touched for more than a few seconds.

Falls into bellowing roars of laughter and spouts constant threats when tickled.

Writhes wildly. Muscular tail is exceedingly difficult to strap down.

Most Effective Technique: Squeezing and pinching.

This cursed serpent actively seeks power any way she can obtain it. If tickling can get her what she wants, she may employ it, though it's not in her standard repertoire.

That said, her claws make her remarkably adept at this art form.

More likely to retaliate by poisoning you or ripping out your entrails than by tickling you. Extremely high-risk target.

Add. Notes: Classification of apodus species and creatures without proper "feet" (Cassiopeia, Nami, Solaka, etc.) presents interesting challenges. What sort of reaction would the reintroduction of soles create in such beings? Recommend investment in physiological morphing technology for experimentation.

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degreeofdisorder · 10 months

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heartstopper s2e3 live episode reaction

I'm so on edge after last episode ngl

Isaac that's YOUR dream date not elle's jakfjslfjdlfjskfjdkf

I KNOW YOU AND CHARLIE ARE REALLY GOOD MATES

🩷GOOD MATES🩷

the LOOK sai and otis gave christian oh my fucking GOD that was SCATHING

WHY'D YOU SAY THAT FOR!!!!!!

oh my god I'm so fucking tickled at the fact that literally everyone knows and they're just waiting for nick to tell him fjgkfjgkgjgkgjfkgkfk

otis is a king oh my god

okay oh my god that is literally the sweetest thing I've ever seen

NOT MISS SINGHJFJFHFJFJFKFJFKD HER /FACE/

zahra vibes ngl

lots of lesbians in women's rugby 🥹

oh that was so nice I'm so obsessed I love you miss singh

[whispers] ionic compounds

charlie is frustrating me so much and not bc i don't get it, it's because I DO!!! I once almost failed a class bc i had done my homework but I got so anxious about handing it in bc it didn't have a case that I just...... didn't hand it in

but my god charlie

TAO LFJFKGJDKFJDKFJDK

oh. okay. james.

these idiots are hugging at school and they genuinely think no one knows oh my god

I mean that as a casual I love you JSLFJSKFJ TARA

darcy's "yeah...... yeah" me too darce

"it'll be a laugh won't it" when has mr farouk ever laughed about anything

nick and charlie's faces ajfjskfjdlfj darcy's "oh dear! oh no!"

oh no

oh my god tao no

oh I'm going to fucking die of second hand embarrassment

"OH, DUH!!!" "DARCY"

oh my god thank god

man, more than the great teenage romance, heartstopper just makes me long for that teenage friend group

ISAAC AND TORI INTERACTING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO ACES LETS GO

look after him or you die

you know what. if I don't get a solitaire adaptation I will be passing away.

nick looks so cute in that outfit I know it's not the point but he looks so cute

oh my fucking god that bucket is gigantic

I don't like what's going on w darcy idk

"it's my duty as a boyfriend" okay you giant golden retriever

oh my god tao and elle are killing me I can't deal with this much second hand embarrassment

my only experience w bonfires are from how to get away with murder which I think means heartstopper is about to become very different very quickly

"I'm fundamentally unlikeable" oh tao honey no

my god naomi just lights up that screen doesn't she

tori I love you so much

"you don't look well" same

well

that was definitely not fun and slightly triggering ngl

I get it nick I also feel kinda ill lmao

CHARLIE AND SARAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO CHARLIE AND SARAH TRUTHERS LETS GOOOOOOOO

"nick's so lucky to have you, charlie" honestly y'all

"char? you told harry to piss off. I enjoyed that"

he's so cuddly I want to rip my tits off look at that precious baby boy look at BOTH precious baby boys

okay that was the cuddliest thing I've ever seen I'll die

oh my god I love them so much lmao

#hs livenats #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper s2 spoilers

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doubleddenden · 2 years

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In part 5 of Digimon Survive. I feel like I'm getting paranoid because I think I'm seeing more death flags for characters that may not have them.

Characters are getting more in depth and surprisingly complex. I really thought they'd all just be Adventure but Pepsi, but I'd argue these guys have deeper characterization and baggage.

Oh, and they've done a very surprisingly amazing job at recontextualizing Digimon fir this game. In fact, I don't think other than the title that the term "Digimon" has ever come up. Not even Digivice. It's strange but also very fitting, feels very natural compared to things like "File" Island or eating data chips like other games.

Oh and uh something else.

FUCK SHUUJI! ALL MY HOMIES HATE SHUUJI!

I know he has a sad backstory and yes, the circumstances are very, VERY stressful, but this bastard is fucking abusive and became his own father but *worse*. I really thought that at worst, he'd become another Joe, but he's not even reliable in any sense! He's a spineless coward with a victim AND god complex and would just rather wait and die than actually take the necessary risks to get home.

I'm not even exaggerating. The bastard literally left Saki to die by Fangmon, and STILL insists the group has to have respect for him because he's older and "the leader"

He's been presented with the LEAST THREATENING Digimon out of everyone there in terms of cuteness and personality. Lopmon loves him so much and wants nothing more than his approval, but Shuuji just abuses him, screams at him, calls him a WASTE OF SPACE, and bullies him when training- he'll, at every waking opportunity. I thought for a moment he had the epiphany that Lopmon represents HIMSELF trying to please his father with all of his might, but Shuuji is so far up his own victim complex that he sees Lopmon as the same level of danger as a fucking giant spider lady HE ALMOST TRUSTED. He doesn't even realize he became his own father.

It literally broke my heart to see Lopmon cry and ask "Why am I the only one who is hated so much?"

At this point I'm ready to purposely get him killed off. There is NO redeeming factor for him anymore. None. At least Ryo's partner was a giant bug that couldn't really talk, AND THEY AT LEAST LEARNED HOW TO COMMUNICATE before he died, even if he didn't really get a chance to actually get along. At least he was just a fucking piss baby that knew he was a coward. Shuuji is supposed to be the mature one and he's bullying a baby that loves him to pieces. And he's SCREAMING at the young kids. You know. One of which he ABANDONED. Another he tried to leave for dead!

God I legitimately hate him. I actually wanted for Kaito, Minoru, or Takumi to punch him, because good fucking lord he needs a PAINFUL reality check, and Lopmon needs a HUG and several apologies.

Other than that pile of shit, I'm worried about Saki. She's got anime mom hair, she's having more... private moments with Takuma? It feels like death flags are rising. Which is going to suck because I almost kind if ship her with Takuma (I know she's 12 and he's 14, but A. That's only 2 years, B. This is anime 12 and 14, which is closer to real life 15 and 17, so it's a little less creepy to me.)

Oh and Dracmon is legit the best partner.

#digimon survive spoilers #digimon survive #doubled plays games

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ducksoup17 · 2 years

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POV it's 12:30 am and you have to take a piss so you do and while you're washing your hands you notice your giant Morphe Disney makeup pallet and your shiny glittery lip gloss and you start thinking about all the awesome, out-there makeup you're going to wear on the red carpet someday when you become famous for being in a netflix series and you think to yourself, hm, I should try some of those looks out soon, and the devil on your shoulder says "you could try them now" but the angel on your shoulder says "it's 12:30 am, you really shouldn't put makeup on now because you'll have to go through the hassle of washing it off" but the devil on your shoulder says "we'll just do some eyeshadow" and so you put red eyeshadow on in sort of a smoky eye and it looks pretty cool and then the devil on your shoulder says "yk what, some *black lipstick* would really tie this look together" and the angel on your shoulder says "um NO you KNOW that shit is a piece of crap and it doesn't wash off and you'll be stuck with dog lips forever" and the devil says "but,, pretty lipstick" and you know the angel is right but you look for the lipstick anyways but all you find is the lip liner so you use that and the devil says "yeah this is cool but it just looks purple, maybe you should look harder for the lipstick" so you do some more digging and you FIND IT and put it on and it's smeary and sticky and arguably the worst lipstick you own and you're kind of regretting it but you just touch it up with the lip liner and you look hella cool and you admire your sexy sexy self but you need to wash it off because it's 12:30 am and you're not doing this so you head upstairs to get a baby wipe or a wet paper towel or something and wipe it off but when you do it's not coming off. It didn't come off. You look like you ate coal. Like you just fucking picked it up and rubbed it on your face like a child with ranch. And now not even the eyeshadow is coming off. So not only do you look like you ate coal, you kind of look like you got punched in the eye. You knew this would happen. You were 100%, consciously aware that this would happen, and you ignored it, and now look at you. Coal-eater.

#anyways haha imagine that happening #couldn't be me

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cobra-in-singapour · 3 years

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аввв, это так мило :'> английский ничуть не смутил, все таки на тамблере большая часть блогов на инглише, так что все в порядке. было приятно читать такой развернутый ответ, серотонин на весь день обеспечен ( ´ ▽ ` ) я бы еще хотела попросить что-нибудь милое с НЕО Спамтоном, если можно /мне кажется, или у меня появилась новая гиперфиксация? черт/ и удачи с блогом, у вас очень хорошо получается как писать, так и рисовать.

О боже, спасибо за еще один реквест, я рада что вы спросили🥺! Конечно я напишу еще одну часть хэдканонов, я обожаю этого персонажа и мне не в тягость писать о нем ^^

Spamton (Neo) x Reader Headcanons Part 2

Who is Spamton Neo? A pompous, endlessly narcissistic, cruel, ruthless, cold-blooded, egotistical giant robot. Yes, in spite of all your patience and kindness, this type has pissed you off more than once or twice, though you continue to silently swallow your discontent. You know it's bad, but frankly, Spamton becoming like this really scares you, and you don't dare insult him or vent all your negativity on the salesman.

Well, straight to the point. You remember a lot of your time with this little darkner, almost every day with him is a memorable event, but THIS day was more than memorable. It was just as other days, except that Spampton seemed too excited, he was glitching more than usual and staying in his room (your former office, you decided not to be greedy and give it away) for a long time, but you didn't pay proper attention to it. When you got ready for work, Spampton bade you an impatient farewell and disappeared from sight as quickly as if he were busy with something very important. All you could make out was [BIG SHOT] and [BEST DEAL].

It was a hard day at work. They decided to promote you and gave you a probationary period, so all day you were hunched over stacks of papers and a newfangled computer screen, immersed in and not getting out of work. It was hard. And very stressful. You...you didn't really dream of this job, you wanted adventure or something more interesting, but alas, with no marketing skills (or effective lying) and no understanding of software, this is the only job you were hired for. While your coworkers weren't looking, you cautiously pulled out your phone and texted Spamton, hoping he would brighten up your routine with another silly expression or some funny situation he managed to get into as soon as you left home. But he didn't respond, much to your surprise. With a sigh, you went back to work, but now your soul was increasingly weighed down by anxiety. After all, you did care about him.

You were coming home late today, all tired and restless, so, of course, some not-so-good darkners tried to get money out of you by spotting a lonely girl walking down a dark street. They cornered you, frightening you terribly. You were so exhausted now that you couldn't fight, and frankly, you preferred to just give them the money and go home sooner. You retreated in fear away from the dark alley, knowing you had nowhere to run.

"Well you beauty, we won't hurt you if you share some money with us"

"Just give them up and I won't have to use a knife"

"Come on, baby, don't be so uptight!"

You gulped, trying not to show your fear, but you knew you probably wouldn't get away from them, but your legs kept falling backwards until you crashed into something. You didn't have time to turn around and look, you were focused on your enemies, who had already stopped attacking so aggressively, looking up with shock at what was behind you. Your soul shuddered at the rumbling familiar voice.

"HA HA HA HA HA, LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE? ARE YOU GUY'S [looking to make a good deal]? OR...YOU JUST DECIDED TO [kill] GET THE MONEY OUT WITHOUT A DEAL? THAT'S NO WAY TO DO BUSINESS, [[dumbasses]]", and only then did you finally turn around to recoil in horror at the towering figure above you. It was Spamton, no doubt, but he was much taller than you and towered over your foes like an unyielding mountain, his body long and lean, two giant steel wings visible behind his back, he retained the black parts of his clothing but now many elements on him as armor were painted in dark colors, pink/purple shades and yellow. He stood proudly, pointing a cannon that was straight out of his hand at the group of darkners, "YOU WERE WAY OUTSIDE ME IN BUSINESS [fucking amateurs] AND FOR THIS I JUST HAVE TO TAKE A PAYMENT FROM YOU," and the cannon began to shake slightly, making a terrifying humming sound, revealing some details and glowing with a bright white light.

You knew what he wanted to do, so you stood directly in front of him, spreading your arms out to your sides, and stared intently into your beloved friend's glowing pink-and-yellow glasses of madness.

"S-Spamton G. Spamton," and though your voice trembled, your soul blazed brighter than any cannon. The robot trembled, but only for a second. His creepy grimace of a smile that used to be cute and funny was terrifying. He lowered his head slightly and looked at you, laughing hoarsely.

"YOU ACTUALLY [hyperlink deleted] THINK YOU CAN STOP ME!? WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF [[wretched rats die in agony]]? YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT SWEET CHEEKS!!!"

"Spamton, that's enough! Let them go, I don't hold a grudge, they wouldn't do anything to me, really!" Your face reflected not only tiredness, but extreme sadness "Don't you realize you're doing just as bad as they are, Spam? Please, let's just go home"

I don't know whether it was the way your eyes filled with deep sadness and frustration, or the way your voice trembled, filled with your will, but it did make the distraught robot put the gun down and get his arm back to normal. During the time you were talking, the foes managed to escape in terror from this alley. You bypassed Spamton and headed home with a more brisk step than before, hearing the heavy metal footsteps following you. How had you not heard him before? No idea at all. Neither of you dropped a word after that. You kept quiet because now you were really scared of Spamton, hell, sure you could have fought him, but he looked more imposing and much stronger than any other opponent you'd faced (shit, even the Queen didn't look as intimidating as he did), and Spamton was silent because he was pondering the situation, he knew there was truth in what you said, and after living with you for a while he tried to stick to it himself, but with that power in his hands his mind drifted, and here you are, walking together, but he sees you keeping your distance from him. He frightened you, and somehow it made his not alive heart ache.

When you got home, Spamton could barely fit in the living room, though you thought he'd shrunk a little for that, but you were so tired to notice all the little details. Even the way the dark man held out his long arm to stop you when you were about to turn the corner to go to your room, "Sorry Spamton, I'm incredibly tired from work right now, we'll talk tomorrow. Good night" well, it could have been worse. You drifted off to sleep almost immediately as soon as you reached your bed, leaving the robot sitting in the middle of the living room, head down, with a reflective gray noise on his glasses and a faded stocky smile.

Thank God you had the next day off, so you got a good night's sleep, and after changing into your home clothes, you reluctantly went out. As expected, it wasn't all a scary dream, and somehow Spamton was still in that scary form. It felt so weird to tilt your head back to look at his face (that's how he felt most of the time, you thought), and then, when you got to the kitchen, you found your friend diligently cooking, hunched over the stove. He no longer had to stand on a chair to reach the drawers and the stove. You walked quietly over to the table and sat down at it, first scrutinizing room and then Spamton himself. Yes, it was definitely very unfamiliar. He was huge, and those wings only added to his impressiveness, also when he was in the sunlight you could tell that it probably wasn't his old body that had stretched so much, it was already new. The pieces of armor didn't look like they were from the same set, it was as if this fighting body had been assembled from many different parts, and only the head was mostly unchanged. You were both silent, and only the pancakes sizzled in the pan, until you did speak.

"Spamton, I want an explanation. All of it. What happened that night? What happened...to you, Spam?" Your voice was a little husky and relatively quiet, but you knew he'd been listening intently the whole time, it wasn't hard to guess by the way his head always tilted slightly in your direction, "Spamton, I'm worried about you. When you didn't answer my messages and when...back there in the alley, it wasn't you. I know. It wasn't the all-around, charming Spamton I knew, who was my roommate and best friend" When the salesman finished serving you breakfast, he turned to face you, with his strained, fake smile. You weren't hungry, so you didn't touch your food, keeping your eyes on the robot's glasses, waiting for his answer.

Spamton bowed his head slightly, his smile fading even more. He spoke softly, it was his guilty tone you didn't hear very often "Y/n, I..." the robot was on the opposite side of the table, but he wasn't sitting in a chair, he was squatting "It was a very good deal, Y/n. I created this body because I...I'm tired of being weak and helpless. How am I going to protect you if I can't protect myself? You always look at those strong heroes from the show, I noticed that" even though people couldn't blush so visibly with embarrassment, you still looked away, propping your head up with your hand "And I decided to get a new body for me, a stronger, more reliable one. I... I-I-I h-have n-n-n-need-d-ded you t-to lik-e-li-ke me" alas, Spamton glitched at the end of his explanation, and you couldn't quite make out the last few lines. The darkers face began to blush, but you knew it wasn't from anger.

"Spam, just because I like characters from shows and cartoons doesn't mean I'd want you to be like them," you sighed and looked at the huge robot again, turning his head slightly away. As you stepped out from behind the desk, you walked over to him, and Spamton did look at you. His glasses flashed "Spamton, I can protect myself, and I'll protect you too. You...you don't need to do something like that to yourself, just to please me. I like you for more than just your looks, silly" Sighing, you wrapped your arms around the darkners, standing on tiptoe to put your arms around his neck. Hell, he was tall even when he was squatting. Spamton hugged you back, pulling you tightly against him, but not hard enough to keep from hurting you. You liked hugging the smaller version of him better, in this Neo form he was chained in armor and harsh (and tall, it was very strange)

"Y/n, I...I'll try to be someone you could be proud of, I-I-I l0v-v-V-€ y-Y-0u" and again his voice mouthed and began an unintelligible mutter, you didn't understand what he said last. You cuddled like that for a while because Spamton didn't want to let you out of his arms, and when you gently hinted he unclasped and pulled his hands away like a scalded man, his face warming, "Your food must be getting cold by now. Let me warm it" whereupon the robot extended his hand and flexed his fingers, leaving only his thumb and forefinger, resulting in a pistol. The sharp end of his index finger opened and you could see the lighter in it, with which, in fact, the salesman heated the pancakes. That's how breakfast ended, and eventually you both decided to have a lazy day off watching movies, doing almost nothing important until the evening except chitchatting. Your close friend came around, he was cheerful and perky again, maybe he was a little more cocky now in this form, but you still liked him. By some miracle he managed to fit on the unfolded couch next to you without breaking it. Eventually, watching another crappy horror movie before you knew it, you dozed off, resting your head on Spamton's shoulder armor. You didn't even feel the contented darkner put his right arm around you, pulling you closer to him.

Well, now really some of the stuff from living with Neo Spamton! This transformation made him much, MUCH stickier than before. Now he's always meeting you at the work in the evening and walking you home, flashing his glasses eerily at anyone who even looks in your direction. You don't even feel like it anymore, you know for a fact that he's hyper-parenting you, and it's annoying sometimes. You can never go out alone and go anywhere that Spampton isn't there or nearby. Even if you told him to stay home, you still feel the whole walk that someone is watching you, but you never find anyone.

Spamton's ego as well as his negative qualities have increased greatly. He brags a lot more to you and never misses an opportunity to show off, now and then giving out questions and phrases like, "Y/N, DO YOU LIKE HOW I LOOK?", "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY WINGS? DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU BACK TO HEAVEN WHERE YOU CAME FROM?", "Y/N, LOOK HOW I CAN DO IT!!! ARE YOU IMPRESSED? THAT WAS CRAZY?" and the like. He's constantly looking for your approval and doesn't pass up a chance to do anything you want him to do, which can make him too clingy. If you tell him that you are not impressed, he will sulk and quiet down, only to drop more questions, help, bragging and his thirst for attention on you some time later. If you play along and praise him, or if you really admire him, it will make Spamton blush and pucker, and he'll stick his chest out proudly and flaunt it in front of you.

Did I mention that he's become more sassy? Spamton started flirting with you. At first you didn't notice, or thought he was having some kind of glitch in the program again, but then it stopped being a coincidence. You find gifts in your room now and then, among which you often see beautiful bouquets. Spamton dazzles you with attention, and he is very touchy so be prepared that he constantly catches you in his arms or sometimes strikes strange poses with you, as if he is about to dance but never dances with you, or touching you here and there. He also often flirts with you, showering you with compliments. If you are embarrassed he will definitely take advantage of this and double up on you as if he were Don Juan, but if you start flirting with him back or complimenting him, it will absolutely knock him off his game. As dominant as he may seem right now, your flirting completely penetrates his armor, making him almost physically melt. Spamton will blush thickly, start stuttering and glitching, and what is it, steam coming off of him? You're pretty sure you saw little hearts in his glasses for a few seconds.

Don't think, however, that the robot is completely disarmed. Spamton has become very, very jealous, if before he could just get offended if you didn't pay attention to him by paying attention to someone else, but now it pisses him off so much that an angry roar erupts from the depths of his body. You once made a passing comment about the beauty of the show's main character and you had to spend an hour later calming down a furious Spamton who was about to shoot in your TV.

You better not talk much with anyone when Spamton is near you, because either he will unceremoniously get into the conversation and scare your companion away, or then he will start yelling at you and talking to you rudely enough to show all his dissatisfaction. If you are offended he will get angry and leave you alone only to come back later with a box of chocolates and a bouquet to apologize to you and make up. He will carry you in his arms to make you feel better, and will definitely invite you to sit on his lap (what? He used to sit on yours all the time, now it's his turn), and if you accept the offer, he will hug you the whole time you sit on his lap, maybe he will even play with your hair a little, or put his chin on top of your head.

Spamton's vindictiveness has increased manifold; if you complain to him about someone, he'll comfort you first, and then, after making sure you're asleep or busy, he'll try to find your abuser and do something bad to him. He won't kill, but will scare a lot. Spamton loves it, when you can't handle something physically, or due to limited height, can't reach anything. That's when his hour to shine has arrived! He'll help you smugly and then he'll be like an obedient dog waiting for his reward for his help. If you stroke his head, it will disarm him for half an hour or more, for he will burst out of the room with you, all red from top to toe, shaking and holding his face. Know that whatever you ask of Spampton, he will do everything in his power to please you. Blow up some Queen's Sentinels? No problem! You want to fly all the way to the sky of the digital world? Easy peasy! Do you want him to destroy, burn, reduce to atoms and tear the Addisons to pieces? No? That's too bad. Spamton is a huge possessive, so be prepared for the fact that even though he has shrunk for your sake, he still shows his superiority over the others in every way, and when you go for a walk he is sure to pin you down or hold your hand, smiling menacingly at passers-by. Sometimes Spamton will sneak very quietly into your room while you sleep and either just watch you or lie down next to you. If the latter is the case, he is sure to fold his wings so as not to tear your bed to pieces.

In general, Spamton is always trying to make your day better, and he very often succeeds. Of course, he no longer thinks of you as just a "friend" or "acquaintance" oh no. In spite of his boldness, as mentioned earlier, his whole image crumbles before you and your charm. Since Spamton still can't hold his dominant position for long, he often sits on the floor or lies down on the couch so that his head rests on your feet. If you start stroking his head, sometimes you can hear a strange soft murmur coming from his chest. You assume he's purring, but it's weird, why would Spamton even learn to do that?

Well, Spamton has now taken full responsibility for cooking. You know how to cook, but he has insisted that he can easily balance your meals and make them healthy for you. He is meticulous about your health, but if you ask him to make concessions, he will grudgingly agree to do so. If Spamton used to dream of former fame, popularity and wealth, he now realizes that you meant that happiness is not about money. Now he dreams of leaving the Dark World with you, and being your companion. Just being near you, as a light with a dark, he gains strength and feels incredibly important and needed, you help him without even realizing that you make his life better and brighter. He presents you as his Queen, being a loyal Knight to you. It's also worth mentioning that Spamton trusts you completely, if you want to paint him or change his armor for example, he'll listen to you and do as you want. You could also use him for more, ahem, racy things, but remember that he'll probably give off a blue screen of death on his glasses and turn completely red if you saddle him up (basically the same thing would happen to you, only you'd then be very awkward to talk to each other). If you want to get a pet, Spamton won't like it very much and will talk you out of it, but if you insist on it, he will break down and won't mind, but he might accidentally (or on purpose, who knows) hurt the animal, since in his opinion it takes away your attention.

Aaaand that's all, I hope you liked it! 💛

Upd: I finally draw Neo, but I'm honestly doesn't like it. It's kina experimental ':^

#Spamton #Deltarune #Deltarune x reader #Spamton x reader #Request #Headcanons #deltarune ch 2 #X reader #Reader #spamton neo #Spamton Neo x reader

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softpadawan · 3 years

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Liveblogging Jedi Fallen Order pt. 1

Is there any better way to open a movie than with Mongolian folk metal? The answer is no, there isn't 🤘

I'm really liking Cal's maternity poncho. Comfortable yet flattering. The galaxy definitely needs more Jedi babies, so I'm glad he's doing his part

I instantly like Prauf. Instantly like Cere. Instantly like Greez. Instantly like this entire thing.

JEDI FALLEN ORDER IS MY FAVORITE STAR WARS MOVIE

I like the jingle-jangle sound effects of all the shit Cal has hanging off of him. You'll always know where he is, like a cat wearing a bell

Mantis is a REALLY NICE ship. GD limo compared to the Ghost, and the Ghost is one of my favorite starships. Greez has good taste

My boy not only listens to metal but plays space guitar? I'm so in love with this guy it's starting to piss me off

Really gotta hand it to the actors and animators. The moment when Cal finds out Cere was a Jedi and the sheer amount of angst on his face and the emotion conveyed in that throaty "Do I know you?" is just... wow. Bravo.

I REALLY like Mantis's design. It's a nice looking ship inside and out

OHMYGOD IT'S A GIANT ONE-EYED DICK MAGGOT WITH LEGS KILL IT CAL KILL IT WITH FIRE

I'M ALMOST IN TEARS OVER BD-1 AND HIS BUSTED LITTLE LEG AND THE WAY HE JUST RUNS TO CAL AND HOPS INTO HIS ARMS GAWWWWD

🚨 PROTECT BD-1 AT ALL COSTS 🚨 also CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A DROID DAD CAL. STAR WARS IS ALL ABOUT ACCIDENTAL FATHERHOOD

Cal just keeps a welding gun on his belt NBD askdfalsk get help I'm dying (You can take the boy out of the scrapyard but you'll never take the scrapyard out of the boy)

Including this shot for No Reason At All

(Sidenote: I'm pleased to report that half, if not the majority, of Rule 34 Cal Kestis art swings toward the Definitely Gay and Loving It)

I really like how they handled the flashbacks in this game and tied them in with Cal remembering his Jedi training and the player learning new skills, very cool

BD-1 running as fast as his little legs will go, I have never seen anything so cute

Also, I'm glad we get to see Cal being playful and smiling and laughing. He's been through Some Shit™ but he's still got hope, especially now that he's reconnecting with the Force again. I can't help but wonder if this might have happened to Kanan Jarrus (Caleb Dume) if he hadn't gone down the Scoundrel Path with Janus Kasmir and eventually become the [most likely] alcoholic wreck that Hera finds on Gorse. Cal spent 5 years in hiding before receiving the call (age 18 roughly). Kanan was in hiding for 8 years and didn't even really use the Force for another 6, when he met finally Ezra (at age 28). Though they're close to the same age, Cal has 10 years' experience on Kanan because he was "rescued" sooner. Really getting some strong feelings about these poor Purge-surviving Padawans

The score is excellent. Wow. This is a really impressive production.

Cal Kestis: Fannypack Handyman Toolbelt Dad. He's the male equivalent of those girls who have fuckin everything in their purses. Tissues? Yep. Breath mints? Got 'em. Combo lock picker/glass cutter/nail clippers? Here, sweetie. Hand sanitizer? Help yourself. He's got it all and can fix everything, even broken hearts

My boy is such a tatty little rat. Scuffed boots. Fraying trousers. Some kind of saddle for a vest. Poor kid doesn't even have two gloves. He's just getting by and making do on whatever he can scrounge (like my other boy, Ezra)

JUST SIT DOWN IN THE WATER, OKAY FINE YOU ANIMAL, SHEESH

WooHOO mud surfing--oh holy FUCK IT'S A GIANT 3-EYED CHERNOBYL TOAD, DON'T GET VORED CAL! FUUUUUCK THAT THING HAS TEETH! FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! What even IS it? It looks like a crocotoad or something you'd find in the Florida Everglades

Conclusion: I am Greez. I would totally freak out if someone brought a wet, oily dog into my nice clean house and it immediately jumped on my couch. And Cere's smirk at Cal's deadpan "Not really." LOLOL

New headcanon: Cal is a grungy plebe and the reason why Greez can't have nice things

Sometimes you just know when a character would be an awesome dad, and Cal strikes me as one of them *has already created the "Kanan Jarrus & Cal Kestis as Space Dads" tag on AO3*

"I'm just asking 'cause I was thinking of maybe making some food." GREEZ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS

"Cal, as long as you're alive, you will always have choice." CERE I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS

Annnnd to Dathomir we go, a totally safe and not-creepy place where a certain former Sith Lord may or may not be decorating his cave with Mandalorian relics. Surewhynot

Greez: Buckle up, kiddies! We're going trick-or-treating!

To be continued in Part 2

#star wars #jedi fallen order #cal kestis #liveblogging #jfo #cut scenes #mpreg #kanan jarrus #caleb dume #ezra bridger #the last padawan #star wars rebels #bd-1 #greez dritus #cere junda #janus kasmir #space dads #slightly ns/fw

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yeongwvnhi · 3 years

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Them as your college boyfriend

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Pairing - Oneus x genderneutral reader

Genre - fluff, angst, suggestive (yet again the whole package)

Warnings - bullying, language, nosebleed, two vague mentions of sex (for the jokes) but of course nothing explicit

Taglist - @twancingyunhoe

Word count - idk,, sth between 1k-2k words

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Youngjo

Most likely your seat mate or classmate first of all

Since he's such a sweetheart everyone loves him

A lot of girls in your class probably have a crush on him

He befriended you at the start of the first semester because he just immediately liked you (platonically at first)

Guess that didn't sit right with some of your fellow classmates

Let's assume you're not his seat mate for this

The jealous girls who sit behind you are talking shit about you and laughing

Some might even throw balls of paper at you with insults written on them

Of course Youngjo notices that something isn't right because you're acting weird

He's going to ask you repeatedly what's wrong

But you won't tell him because you think it's silly and that they will just stop

Of course it sadly doesn't work like that

The girls go even further,, purposely hitting your shoulder when passing by

Or tripping you

They even go as far as to spread rumors

And when they finally reach Youngjo he's going to be FURIOUS

First of all he's going to look for you to comfort you

But when he sees the girls in your class cornering you he gets mad again, yelling at them to back the fuck off

They try to pretend like they don't know what's going on, but quickly run away when he looks like he's gonna explode

Youngjo is going to hug you tightly and tell you that it's going to be okay and that he's there for you anyways

And even though this is a shitty timing, tells you that he really likes you

Of course you say that you like him back and he asks you out djjxjdg

After that he'd quickly make it a point that both of you are off-limits and he'll protect you

Will probably walk you to all your classes, even if you don't share them and give you a kiss in front of the classroom

Nobody messes with you anymore and you finally found nice friends

They always tease you for Youngjo being so protective, but they're not serious because they understand where he's coming from

And because he's a little shit you bet your ass he will always manage to give you at least one hickey

Because he's possessive but in a good way 💔

Seoho

You only share one class with him and that is chemistry

He immediately caught your eye from the first lesson you shared because he sits diagonally in front of you

Ironically he was kind of late on that day and clumsy him forgot his pencil case

So he turned around and went "pssst"

When you looked up at him, confused and all, he shyly smiles and asks if you've got a spare pen

Lucky for him, you never leave the house with less than two pens, so you lend it to him

"You can just give it back when we see us next time" you tell him and he thanks you a few times before going on to do his task

After that day you couldn't get that small encounter out of your head

Why? Because the two guys behind you gossip a lot,, saying Seoho is mean and cold etc

So next week when you have that class again Seoho sits down next to you instead of his original seat

He smiles at you and holds out your pen towards you "Thanks a lot for last week, you really saved my ass"

You tell him it's no big deal and introduce yourself to him finally

Turns out it's very fortunate for you that he decided to sit next to you now because you're not getting anything the professor is teaching

Seoho sees you struggling and kindly explains everything you don't understand

After that the two of you become really close and even hang out after classes to grab something something drink or to eat

This goes on for a few months before you finally just gain the courage to talk to him about your feelings

"What did you want to talk about?" He asks you after your classes for the day are over, the two of you met behind the building for more privacy

"I uhm... realized that I really like you... I just wanted you to know that" you tell him rather quietly, but he heard it all very clearly

"I really like you too, Y/N!" Seoho smiles brightly at you when you meet his gaze, and asks if you want to go out with him

Of course you say yes!! Jxjdnh

So since you knew he wasn't a big fan of PDA or skinship in general you never really initiated much of it unless he decided he wanted to hold hands or hug you

Of course that went differently when you weren't in college

Mostly he was chilling over at your apartment/house/dorm after classes were over for the two of you

He loves to give you random kisses out of nowhere or just grab your hand to play with your fingers

If you were over at his place, you'd just be chilling somewhere or you'd be laying in his lap and taking a nap after a stressful day while he was stroking your hair

But there were also days where he texted you in the middle of a lecture to meet him in the hallways of the toilets

When you got there he just pulled you behind the corner to make out with you for a good two or three minutes just to walk away shortly after, telling you that's all what he wanted

"Are you serious?! I hate you" you'd grumble and walk away, pissed off because he left you all riled up

Whenever he did that, you'd straight up ignore him until classes were over just to get him all whiny and clingy, begging for your attention and saying how he was sorry

Geonhak

You two befriended each other during the last year of high school and coincidentally enrolled into the same college, so you were glad to have someone you knew

Sadly you two didn't share a lot of classes, so you only saw each other during the breaks or after classes were over

But you had each other's number so it wasn't all too bad

He'd often text you during his free periods how he was so bored and that he hated the teacher he had for the next class

You'd jokingly tell him to stop being a baby and to toughen up

Of course he'd get cocky and say how he already was tough since he works out a lot, always getting you flustered when he (jokingly) offered to demonstrate it to you

Everyone knows the two of you as the bickering duo because you're always at each other's throats, but the second someone says something mean to one of you it's on sight

Geonhak always (again, jokingly) complains about how difficult or annoying you are, but he'd never let someone bad-mouth you on his watch

You also bet that he's always going to pick you up when you've got a shared class next or when classes are over

And he's going to walk you home (whether that be actually home or just the dorms)

Right from the beginning everyone just automatically assumed y'all are dating

But you aren't ✨surprise✨

Of course Geonhak soon realizes that he actually has feelings for you

And the second he's sure of it, he tells you

Like... in the middle of the walkway on your way from college

Of course you're perplexed and need a few seconds to comprehend what the hell he just said to you

When it finally clicks, you tell him that you feel the same

I swear the cutest, most wholesome smiles breaks out on his face and he hugs you

Catching you off guard yet again, but you hug him back

From then on the two of you stopped denying the questions about dating, and all your friends are like "we knew right away"

Even though Geonhak also isn't big on PDA or skinship, he doesn't mind holding your hand or giving you a quick peck here or there

But behind closed doors he's just a giant teddy bear, always wanting to cuddle

Or, well.... or he's gonna be pinning you against the next best wall the second you two are alone

Keonhee

He's your seat mate in all the classes you share

Which are... literally almost all wnjdjdjfh

You're just bound to become friends, so lucky for you that Keonhee is such a nice and cute guy, trying to help you out whenever he can

For example that one time when you forgot your P.E. bag in the last classroom and were just on your way back

There was Keonhee, meeting you halfway and handing you your bag with a chuckle and ruffling your hair "be careful with your stuff" He jokes and smiles before leaving

That's what made you fall in love with his unnecessarily tall ass in the first place

You decided to be subtle about your feelings and just opted for asking him about stuff concerning your curriculum or assignments more often than usual

But Keonhee isn't stupid, of course he noticed how you seem to be initiating more conversations with him

He didn't mind at all though, he thought you were cute and he already knew that he had a crush on you

Keonhee was also rather popular among the girls, so you decided to not get your hopes up just in case

Well lucky you because he decided he wanted to confess to you on a Friday to give you time with your answer

So he asked you to meet him behind the gym after your P.E. class, saying he's got something important to tell you

That phrase left you on your toes all day and you had a hard time concentrating in your P.E. class

Which led to you getting a volleyball right on your nose, causing it to bleed and someone had to take you into the gym's infirmary room so you could lie down

At least your nosebleed stopped after 5 minutes, so you washed up and checked if your nose was okay

Luckily your nose is fine and you can continue class with your mind now more focused on paying attention

After class is done, you wash up, get changed and then realize that Keonhee is waiting for you behind the gym, making your brain go haywire

When you meet him, his gaze instantly falls to your, still red tinted, nose

"What happened? Are you okay?" He immediately worries and gets in your face, flustering you unintentionally

"N-Nothing! Just a small accident!"

Keonhee pouts cutely and playfully scolds you for not being careful

Then you remind him that he wanted to tell you something

You watch him get nervous but that doesn't last long when he puts his big hands on your shoulders and meets your eyes

"I uhm I really like you, Y/N" He blurts out and you blink a few times, perplexed

Keonhee takes that as a sign to leave, but you stop him and also blurt out how you like him back

A huge smile breaks out on his face and he hugs you excitedly

After a few weeks everyone on campus knew you were dating and Keonhee wasn't shy on showing his love for you at any time or place

He'd always hold your hand, have his hand on your waist or give you back-hugs

Also loves to make out in empty classrooms during breaks, but you didn't hear that from me

Hwanwoong

Big surprise, but you've already been dating him before you entered college, so it was a huge bonus to hear you both made it into the same one

But sadly you don't share a lot of classes, so you always sit together during lunch and meet at who's locker is closer during breaks to talk

Word quickly went around and by the 2nd or 3rd week, pretty much everyone in the facility knew you two were dating and therefore off-limits

But of courseeeee it wouldn't be college without a little drama, right? So obviously there were girls who were hitting on Woong and guys/girls who were hitting on you

The two of have been dating for a long while though, obviously nothing would drive you apart

So the two of you had enough of the constant flirting that you just decided to be bold as fuck and made sure to make out whenever people were around who were hitting on you😳

Pretty soon everyone realized the two of you were happy together and FINALLY!! left you alone

But did that mean you two stopped being nasty in the hallways? Hell no

Your friends learned the hard way that it was better to not look for the two of you when you were gone during the breaks

Because one of your female friends had walked in on you two doing the dirty in an empty classroom at the end of a hallway 👁👄👁

Poor girl ran away for the sake of her eyes lmao

You two have no shame smh even the teachers make sure to leave you alone when you're not to be found at your lockers or in a hallway/the cafeteria

Surprisingly enough, you two were quite decent in your classes though

Your classmates would often come to you when they had problems with a topic

Woong and you even founded a study group for everyone in your year who needed help,, available every weekend aside from vacation

Everyone loves you guys even though you're nasties😭

At some point during the year there was a transfer student who didn't know you two are dating

So when he asked someone about your whereabouts, one of your friends deadass said that you're either eat each other's throats somewhere aka making out

Or that you were doing the deed

Poor guy thought they were joking and didn't listen to your friends' warnings and stupidly went looking for you

Instant regret is all I'm going to say here

So basically Woong is just your horny boyfriend who loves you to bits and pieces though and will fight anyone who dares to hit on you and vice versa

Dongju

Dongju is a transfer student and you got assigned to show him around and make him feel welcome

Of course you didn't mind and even though he looked really intimidating at first

He actually is really cute and a giant sweetheart 🥺

You became his first friend that day and you even exchanged numbers 👀

If he ever had a problem in finding a classroom or literally anything...

He'd come to you

He wouldn't even consider asking a teacher or whoever was close by

No, you were always his first option and I- he's so cute pls😭

Anyways,, after a month or two he got the important bits of the building down

You bet he will walk you to your classes and meet you after they're over

Because he just really likes you

And you quickly realize you like him too~

So you two meet up after the day of exhausting classes to get a bite to eat or have something to drink somewhere and talk about everything and anything that comes to mind

And a month or two again after getting even closer, Dongju decides to ask you out

He does it when you two are sitting in your usual cafe and you're so happy and excited,, immediately telling him that you'd love to go out with him

No one is surprised when they see you guys entering campus while holding hands and giggling to each other like little middle schoolers

But they all support you and wish you luck

Your friends will tease you for it but of course not in a mean way

Knowing that Dongju is a little inexperienced, you two take everything nice and slow and not rush anything

You tell each other whenever something bothers you, because it's important to build a relationship on communication and trust

Since Dongju is really mature, he handles everything like a professional 😳👍🏻

Your classmates are surprised about how you two never argue and just have such nice chemistry

I think that a relationship with Dongju is just very... well mature, because he handles everything so good

No one ever caught you two kissing in college or outside because you're not too big on PDA

It was mutually decided that holding hands and hugging is more than enough when you're out in the open

Doesn't mean you don't come to classes with hickeys on your necks occasionally tho 👀

#yuki writes #kwritersworldnet #oneuswewriters #oneus #oneus fluff #oneus angst #oneus suggestive #oneus headcanons #oneus imagines #oneus scenarios #tw bullying #tw blood #yeongwvnhi.txt

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mtab2260 · 3 years

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Okay, I desperately need to rant about Apocalyptic Natasha Romanoff in this episode of What-If and I've decided to do it here over Reddit. Screw me.

First off...

Holy Fucking Shit! That was bloody AMAZING!

Second, I'm basically going to be explaining my excitement and jumping on the ceiling about each scene she was in, but also pointing out a few things as well.

(This feels like a Guardians of the Galaxy reference. No?)

I absolutely love this line because it says so much. In the main timeline, Steve had no clue about her Russian Vodka Family (as I've seen someone call it). In that timeline, I don't think she told anyone, not even Clint. But in Peggy's timeline, that Natasha clearly had to have opened up to Peggy which just shows how close those two had become during the year following the Battle of New York. Natasha Romanoff isn't an open person with anyone, in any timeline— even with Clint, the person she literally sacrificed herself for so he could live.

That says a million words I can't explain.

I also love the fact that the filter on Apocolypse Ultron World is dreary and it dulled out all the colour, and the sun's missing too. But in this shot, you can see hints of the sun shining through. It represents the hope Natasha saw when she saw them. The colour on Peggy's face and hair pop out. It automatically feels less dark and hopeless.

Also, I don't care what anyone might say this line is what sold Natasha that Peggy was an ally and that something was going on that she didn't yet understand. At the mention of Alexei, she just knew.

However... I must point out there are a few inaccuracies with this line. Actually, this entire line doesn't work.

Not really.

As because, up until ghosty Red-Skull said it on Vormir, Natasha had no clue what her birth father's name was and Peggy getting the serum instead of Steve wouldn't change that. So if she didn't know, there's no way she could tell Peggy.

And for the second part of that line... up until the events of Black Widow (the movie), Natasha was still lying to herself that their family in Ohio wasn't real— that it was just a mission and they were all just roles, nothing more.

But, I will say, maybe in that universe she and Peggy had a talk about it and Peggy make it clear she was a bloody numpty for thinking that and it was real regardless of the reason they were brought together. That could've happened in that universe. It's been made clear that those two traded stories with each other as her Nat knew about Steve, yet, main-timeline Nat didn't know about Peggy until she saw him staring at her photo. So who really knows.

But regardless, I still let out a jump of joy at this line because the What If series is letting the Russian Vodka Family be real!

Not that it wasn't real, but you get what I mean— anyways, onward!

This scene... oh my gawd... bloody-hell it's fucking terrific!

I cannot say how fucking overjoyed I am that when it came down to it, fucking Natasha Romanoff and bloody Clint Barton saved the entire bloody-fucking multiverse!

The (and I quote some random asshole) "Useless Avengers", saved everything ever known while also being the only survivors in an entire universe.

Let that sink in.

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Like...

Holy Shit That's Awesome!

(I need more adjectives)

That's Bloody Insane.

I don't care how tacky they may be, I fricken loved these slow-mo arrow shots. And with the mirroring of Clint's (albeit fucking stupid) sacrifice coming full circle and to a close is outstanding.

Which brings me to my next point, that's kinda also this point too.

This point is part II we'll call it.

Fucking

Happy

They

Didn't

Forget

About

What

Clint

Meant

Nat

And

Also

Just

Plainly

Forget

About

Clint

'Cause that would've sucked. I would've sued Marvel if that happened.

This scene. These two shots.

For someone who hides behind fake smiles and witty remarks, these shots show exactly what she's thinking at that moment and it's amazing. You can literally see the absolute peace on Nat's face that they did it, they ended Ultron, she avenged Clint's death, she avenged everyone's death, it was over. And hey look, Yelena, they didn't even need one of the big ones to do it!

But also look, see what I said about the filter— Natasha's hair actually looks fiery red instead of vibrant brown. Also, SUN!

Moving on...

I don't really have much to say about this line, but I fucking loved it, and serves the dude right.

She Has A Very Valid Point.

The pure amazement and life in Natasha's eyes and face is everything.

She saw everything she ever knew nuked and murdered because a robot spent five seconds on the internet and yet here she was now in a clusterfuck war full of life. Life that was at war with each other. But an alive war nonetheless and that's all she cares about at that moment.

Natasha and Clint being best buds part threeeeeeee........

On come on we all know what was going through Natasha's mind at this moment.

PAYBACK BIATCH!

Seriously I just love this short little bit. And the fact that Loki took over the world in a week, yet, this Natasha took him out with a kick and a small poke says things.

It's awesome.

As heartwarming as this scene was, I was hoping for more and truthfully it's a load of bullshit.

I don't care whatever the fuck Nick Fury has seen in his days, he did not know about the multiverse and if he wasn't happy as hell to see her on that Helicarrier then he was suspicious as hell as to who was this Natasha Romanoff imposter was. I'm sorry, I refuse to believe otherwise. No one's first thought after they've seen an alive version of someone they buried in the ground is—

"Oh, you must be Natasha just not my Natasha. Yeah, that makes sense."

Yeah, no.

Also... might I again remind you EVERYONE ON HER PLANET WAS FUCKING NUKED TO DEATH?! Did everyone seem to forget about this?

The first time we've seen Natasha Romanoff cry (almost cry) was Fury's death in The Winter Soldier. That's proof enough for how much Fury meant to her.

So the first person in like over a year (probably) she sees that she recognizes (besides Thor) who she also knew for a fact was dead— her reaction should've been more than a smirk. Especially if it was someone she cried over when they died. The line the two Natasha's share after Peggy's "I've got the shield. You've got the sword." line proves that different universes don't change a person's personality. So her seeing Fury again should've been a helluva lot more emotional for her, hell, for the both of them.

It probably should've gone something more like...

"Natasha...?" A very familiar voice behind her breathed. It wasn't one she's heard for over a year but she recognized it immediately. She froze— which was not a thing she did, ever, but it was only truly hitting her now that not everyone she knew was dead anymore. That the Steve Rogers over there was, in fact, alive. That the Nick Fury behind her was alive. That hundreds, millions, billions of other people were alive.

Natasha turned around slowly like her limbs were stuck in the gallons of maple syrup Cooper put on his pancakes.

"Fury—" She choked, honestly too overwhelmed to say anything else coherent. The tears in her eyes stung as she didn't let them fall.

Nick's one eye narrowed, he was pissed. "Who the hell are you?" He questioned, voice threatening. "I know you ain't Natasha Romanoff 'cause she's dead. So who are you?"

She was sure she just stared at his face probably for a full minute but she didn't really care. It was really nice to see and hear another face and voice.

Nat took a much-needed breath. "I know your Natasha is gone, the giant baby-man cape dude said so. I'm not her. I'm from somewhere else. But I am Natasha Romanoff... and it is really good to see you, Nick..."

Ah, shit the tears fell.

But maybe it was worth it as his eye widened and some form of recognition or some sliver of understanding set in. It was honestly hard to tell through her blurry eyes.

"You're aware none of that makes any sense, right?" He asked, voice much gentler now. Fury looked over her outfit and very dirty/beat-up appearance. "And I take it wherever you're from didn't have showers either? Because I can smell you from here." His nose wrinkled as he smirked.

She knew he was trying not to gag.

Natasha choked out a wet laugh. "Not for like a year, they kinda got all nuked from a psychopathic robot."

She was pretty sure that was the first time she'd ever seen Nick Fury actually shocked.

Okay, yeah so basically something like that.

And the reason I kept saying over a year is because Clint lost an arm and was honestly ready to die. He did die. After a year of being almost the only person on an entire planet and losing Laura and the kids, he hit his breaking point. In the five years of the blip he definitely became close to his breaking point, probably was about to hit it before Nat showed up, and that was with half the universe gone and he was alone without Nat. It could honestly be longer than a year, it probably was much longer, but then I started thinking about food and how much food would actually be safe to eat— or actually there. It was a matter of time really until both starved to death honestly.

And the shower thing, it's honestly impressive anyone could stand near here and not pass out. Like seriously if everyone is dead, I doubt any showers still worked— let alone be standing.

Anyways, I do have a couple problems with this episode despite how much I loved it.

Going back to the "EVERYONE ON HER PLANET WAS FUCKING NUKED TO DEATH?! Did everyone seem to forget about this?" part I mentioned earlier.

It seems no one outside of Nat actually seemed to acknowledge that everyone was dead. That Natasha, previous to their arrival, was the only living thing in that universe and that was it. You would think even Peggy would show some care or sympathy or some consoling words to her so-called BFF. If not that at least recognize the truly apocalyptic scene around her and look at it with disbelieving eyes. For someone who has so much compassion, she seems to have none in this case. Or at least she didn't outwardly show it. Which is completely fine. But it just bothered me no one seemed to really think about it all.

Another thing:

This isn't really towards the episode per-say but I'm just really fucking pissed about it.

It's great— no sorry— it's absolutely amazing that Apocalyptic Natasha is now in a universe that was thriving with life. It's awesome and she deserves it.

HOWEVER....

Are you fucking serious that out of all the universes that Natasha died in, you put her in a one that ALSO has a STILL DEAD Clint Barton???

SERIOUSLY?!??!?

I've said this what, three, four times now— Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton are more cursed than FitzSimmons. Because at least FitzSimmons always find their way back to each other in the end, Nat and Clint always just find the other fucking dead.

I swear, how the other doesn't have PTSD from heights now is a bloody miracle.

Anywho:

That's my entire rant on this week's episode. If you actually read this all, one, I'm so sorry for wasting your time, two, wow— congrats.

Also, I really need to see someone make a fic about Apocalyptic Nat seeing Laura and the kids for the first time again, and also for Coulson too.

#marvel what if #natasha romanoff #clint barton #peggy carter #captain carter #the black widow #god that took me two and a half hours to write #i should probably do homework now #fuck

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『 Haikyuu!! Week 2020 | Day 3 』

· Sept. 27th → Irresistible Force ·

Characters: Karasuno team

Prompts: A. favourite team + B. crossover/AU

Tags/warnings: Haikyuu!! (anime), PG, fluff, crack, a teensy bit of angst (because who doesn't love a sad superhero backstory), headcanons, AU, superheroes, HaikyuuWeek2020

A/N: Again, I love all the teams and didn't want to pick, but life is cruel, so here I am. This is headcanons about my fav team (Karasuno) in an AU (superheroes). I was thinking of a Hero Association, kind of like in 'The Boys'? But less corrupt... Maybe more like in 'One Punch'? I think you get me.

All of my Haikyuu Week 2020 posts will be SFW, but I have NFSW content on my blog if that butters your biscuit. Feel free to check it out! Thanks for reading! Please enjoy ♡ Imo~

Karasuno / Superhero Association AU

☆ Sawamura Daichi ☆

Powers: nigh invulnerability, super strength, enhanced healing

If he's not the ordinary cop that somehow befriends the heroes I was tempted then he's definitely the leader of the superhero group

Kind of like Superman in the old-school Justice League, just not as OP lol

Looks damn good is spandex those thighs *sweats*

Cape!! so ✨majestic✨

Probably wears dark-ish, neutral colours with a dash of blue

A bit serious. Not the kind of hero to go around making quips all the time, but will make light of his own suffering like Captain America

Takes younger heroes under his wing like the true Dadchi he is

Strong moral compass. Unbreakable

Won't hesitate to lay down his life for others

Who am I kidding. He's basically Captain America with a cape

Poster-boy for the Hero Association

☆ Sugawara Koushi ☆

Powers: telekinesis

A soft, pearly aesthetic with his suit, hair and skin. Lots of white and silver

A favourite among the ladies he's just too pretty, damm it T T

Very plucky and adorable

People in the vicinity will literally faint when he goes all serious to concentrate and use his powers

Has a duo move with Daichi where he literally throws him like a missle YEET

Has the most followers on Twitter and TikTok and his fans can be pretty nuts

Has a perfume line named after him and models for the adverts

Will smile like an angel right before bringing a building down on top of you fuck, I find this one really funny

☆ Azumane Asahi ☆

Powers: regeneration, enhanced stength

Kind of like Wolverine or Deapool but, like, much, much softer on the inside uwu

Wears green and black

Messed up big time back in the day and dropped off the grid out of guilt some people died :(

Was convinced to come back when his old teammates finally found him again because they needed his help in a crisis

Literally shed tears of relief when heroes and citizens alike welcomed him back instead of hating him mah heart *sniffs*

Can withstand seemingly anything and fully heal within a matter of days

Doesn't know the full extent of his powers himself. How exactly do one test it? 🤔

Still has to psych himself up for a fight, though big softy, really

☆ Shimizu Kiyoko ☆

Powers: electrokinesis, flight

Powers like Storm from X-Men, and kicks ass like Wonder Woman

Refuses to wear a revealing suit, but looks bomb af anyway

Kiyoko = absolute queen

One of the most powerful heroes, but doesn't throw her weight around unless she's kicking bady-guy booty

Stella gynamast, and has mastered several martial arts

Can literally throw a guy three times her size, all without any strength powers Tanaka: 👁👄👁

Somehow has perfect hair all the time secret superpower??

Is active on the political stage as a human rights activist, headlining women's rights yes, yes yes

Will strike you with lightning for sexual harassment

Comes up with really good mission plans

Is a soothing balm for Tanaka when he loses it

Black and gold aesthetic✨

Asymmetrical cape! super fashionable

Poster-girl for the Hero Association

☆ Tanaka Ryuunosuke ☆

Powers: fire generation and manipulation

Tanaka brings the heat literally

A bit of a chaotic-good, but what's new there?

Can get out of control if he loses his focus, so his friends have to keep him grounded Kiyoko is a literal angel when that happens

Kiyoko: Sun's getting real low...

Bonus points if you get the reference

Is terrified of hurting innocents if he gets out of control

It rarely happens, but if he loses his self confidence, his powers don't seem to work

Shouts cringy lines at the villains before roasting their asses lmfao

Wears a black and orange flame-retardant suit, and actually looks pretty fine in it 😌👌

Literally head over heels for Kiyoko just imagine it. Biggest hype man

☆ Nishinoya Yuu ☆

Powers: animal metamorphosis, enhanced speed

Think Beast Boy from 'Teen Titans', but less green he's more likely to be yellow or orange, lmao

Handy in lots of different situations. Very versatile

Incredibly cheeky and joins in with Tanaka's cheesy jokes and one-liners

Absolute maniac, but the people love him, especially schoolkids lmao

Has his own energy drink flavour, and he's STOKED about it

Yellow and black suit, kind of like his hair

Has a surprisingly large following of fans

Laps up the attention, but it doesn't really go to his head

Quiet and serious when he's on a mission/fighting

☆ Hinata Shouyou ☆

Powers: self replication, super speed, levitation

His powers took a while to properly manifest, which left him feeling isolated as a teen

Was pretty lost until Ukai helped train him

Got into a fight with Kageyama in an alleyway when he first met him MET HIM IN THE STREET, LMAO

Argues with Kageyama a lot at headquarters, but they work together like a dream when taking down bad guys

Has a heart of literal gold precious baby

Is contantly amazed when he helps significantly

Was inspired to become a hero by his idol, the Little Giant and it's his dream to inspire someone else 😭😭

Uses his replication ability to confuse the bad guys ULTIMATE DECOY

Levitates around the room when he's excited like Aang from ATLA, hahaha

Wears an orange, white and yellow suit with little wings on his heels cuuuute

☆ Kageyama Tobio ☆

Powers: water/ice generation and manipulation, breathing underwater, superhuman reflexes

I was tempted to give him fire/ice powers like Todoroki, but I didn't want to detract from Tanaka

Has problems focusing his powers, and can be quite turbulent in the heat of battle

Finds it hard to work well with others initially, but really makes an effort

Has hurt people close to him by accident before and never wants to do it again it would tear him apart

Becomes a power duo with Hinata when Ukai helps train them, even though they don't seem to get on well at first

Broody boi on the surface, but a cinnamon roll deep down

Wears a dark blue and deep purple suit that has fins to assist in underwater escapades which are his forte

Freezes Hinata's feet to the floor when he pisses him off or anybody's feet, tbh

Can dodge almost anything because of his reflexes don't ever try to punch him. You'll look stupid

Is surprised by the number of people in his fan club especially the number of women asking to marry him??

☆ Tsukishima Kei ☆

Powers: telepathy, superhuman intellect, mind control on weak-willed individuals

Prefers to outwit his enemies rather than getting into a brawl

But his self-designed gadgets and tech help him out if he has to a bit like Tony Stark, wink wonk

Sometimes makes you question if he's really a hero or not Tsukki, please

Doesn't take orders well

Baits villains by insulting them and getting the better of them with his words it's hilarious

Comes up with good plans, but improvises well with whatever he's got

Probably wears suits over his spandex most of the time fancy shmancy

Is prepared to die to protect Yamaguchi waahhh

☆ Yamaguchi Tadashi ☆

Powers: invisibility, force fields, teleportation

Susan Storm with added teleportation, lol

Often finds it hard to value his powers because they're not as visually strong and impressive as other people's

Rather than squaring up to a battle, he often has to 'hide' from it by literally going invisible

But he gradually becomes aware of how vital his powers can be, and learns to control them and make them as advantageous as possible

Is a highly important and valued member of the team

Soft bean that gets nervous and throws up before a fight

But he's hella determined and won't back down

Honestly, just wants to protect Tsukki and make him proud PROTECT HIM

☆ Yachi Hitoka ☆

Powers: size manipulation

She can shrink and enlarge herself and objects she touches at will, including other people

Sometimes shrinks really small to avoid social situations she doesn't want to be in samez, honey

The clumsiest and least experienced on the team

But she tries her best, gradually getting to grips with her powers

Sometimes uses her powers by accident, like when she's nervous

Once touched a watermelon slice on the refreshment table and accidentally blew it up to the size of a car Hinata, Kageyama and Noya fully dug in with their faces 😭😭

Nearly passed out when Daichi, the literal god of the Hero Association, told her she had great potential

Don't worry, Yams teleported and caught her

☆ Ukai Keishin ☆

Powers: laser vision, metal mimicry

The has-been hero who lost his enthusiasm for hero-ing and retired some years ago

Was really cool back in his hayday. Big hot-shot with a fan club

Has been working as a convenience store attendant to pay the bills and is bored out of his mind but refuses to admit it

Was convinced to get back in the game when he found Hinata and Kageyama fighting, both struggling with their abilities. He broke up the fight and agreed to coach them

Doesn't do much of the flashy hero stuff anymore, but will occasionally get stuck in when he's needed must protecc his children

Is only, like, ten years older than the other heroes, but they treat him like some fossilised sensei out of Natuto, or some shit

Tbf, he has the back problems of one 😭😭

☆ Takeda Ittetsu ☆

Powers: power absorption

Transferred from being a hero to hero management after having having issues with the effects of his powers he has a conscience :(

He felt guilty and responsible for permanently taking the powers of others, even if they were criminals

It was like removing a piece of their souls it kind of broke him

These days, he makes sure nobody knows about his powers, so it can't be used against him

He helps in any other way possible

He would only use his powers again in dire circumstances he knows he'll eventually have to

Is generally chipper and good natured, though

If he was ever captured by a villain, they'd probably send him back because he talks too much omg, hahaha

Helps gather info for the team and direct them on missions and in fights

Gives bomb inspirational speeches ✊

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