fukuzawa: is it true that you are maintaining some relationship with various mafia members
ada:
ada: *guilty silence*
ranpo, grinning: well, atsushi here has stayed quite a few nights over at akutagawa's apartment. if that means anything
atsushi: you-
dazai: atsushi~ how could you~
atsushi: stop picking on me! dazai's dating chuuya!!
dazai: i am not-
junichiro: wow you too dazai-san who's next
yosano: speaking of chuuya... kunikida youre awfully quiet.
kunikida: i just have nothing to say
ranpo: he doesn't want to admit his guilt at also being w/ chuuya
kenji: wow mr. chuuya has a lot of friends !!
kyouka: no-
naomi: yosano-sensei, aren't you and kouyou quite... close?
yosano: now what gives you that idea
junichiro: im still surprised that atsushi is with akutagawa
atsushi: ahaha.....
kunikida: yes! atsushi is with the rabid dog of the mafia! surely that is a point of concern
dazai: yeah atsushi's all small and-
atsushi: if you call me stupid
dazai: why id never
ranpo: is it more weighty than whatever the hell dazai's got going on with chuuya and kuniki-
fukuzawa: all of you.
fukuzawa: quiet.
ada: *guilty silence*
fukuzawa: i was merely asking to know which mafia members i should add to our christmas card mailing list
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buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3
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i feel like smth not touched on enough is how,,, genuine astarion is for the very first rest.
he asks the player for confirmation that this is where theyre all stopping for the night and his eyes are so wide and his tone is so light
first bit of info he’ll divulge about himself is that hes not used to curling up in the dirt, and that it’s “a little novel” with this sort of amused exhale of air and lilt at the end like hes still incredulous
if you tell him to give it a try hes like aha nope! i need time to do some hard thinkin and process all of this and it comes across as he says it that hes still processing
and the way he says “you sleep, i’ll keep watch” is so very genuine imo.
and if you thank him, it’s like he realizes that by being nice/courteous he can get the player to like him more, so ONLY THEN does he turn on the charm. at the very end on the conversation.
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can i be fr for a minute?? sending abuse to people online for holding different views than you is not activism and in fact actively hurts your cause. most people are not extreme in their viewpoints, you can give them a new perspective if you're willing to spend some time explaining shit. if someone is saying something you disagree with and you rush in there to condescend to them and call them disgusting and subhuman and dont even TRY to explain calmly why their views are harmful, they're going to shut you out instantly and double down on their views.
most people are simply genuinely ignorant to the issues they're talking about - they just pick their views up from the news and the world around them and express opinions because that's what every person does. if you run in there and tell them they're scum for it, what then? if someone does that to you, are you going to think "maybe i should do some research" or are you going to think "this person is an asshole, im blocking them." a lot of you think you're activists and then refuse to do any kind of actual WORK to support your cause.
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i just love it when characters Say Things. u kno. just a real sucker for characters. Saying Shit.
Imogen saying "She's not any person. She was special. She was chosen." (Chosen, once, twice, thrice, for an early end). Ashton saying "Do I look like a person who doesn't know that?" (That things often have unsatisfying ends). F.C.G saying: "It seems kind of hard." (being alive, finding purpose). Orym saying "It always mattered." (F.C.G's life, what they chose to do with it, them). Ashton saying "I have had a lifetime, of bad hits." (Hits, and falls, and losses, that I am weathering. But I am telling you where I am drawing my lines, here and now.) Imogen saying "Laudna, you're safe!" (we chased off the shadows, you're not alone, you're safe, we're here).
F.C.G saying: "Well, I have to live."
Ashton saying: "Unfortunate, but true."
im just. such a fan of characters saying things, all the time, about all kinds of things, with all kinds of meanings. God i just. love it. when characters say shit. u feel me.
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eating with family and immediately afterwards they start talking about the weight they gained over the holidays and how they need to cut back and whatever the fuck oh my god can we not enjoy having good meals and well fed bodies who gives a shit. i hope this will be out of vogue SOON everyone let's leave our bodies alone please i am begging
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y’know 95% of the criticism i see against the zelda franchise would be solved if some people accepted that certain games just aren’t for them. no majora’s mask isn’t a chore it’s just a task heavy game and you don’t like task heavy games and that’s fine. no botw isn’t empty it’s just a large open world game and you don’t like large open world games and that’s fine. idk it just feels like a majority of the critique these games get aren’t helpful or productive in the slightest because a lot of it is just targeted against the genre. it’s like watching a romance movie and getting upset because there’s romance.
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