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crows-and-cookies · 1 year

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New headcacnnon: Gai is actually apart of a mlm (verging on cult) and he spent all of his jonin paychecks on the green jumpsuits (first level buy-in). He’s desperate to move up to the next level and be let in the cult, but Kakashi sees through the whole thing and fights against him trying to involves the students at every turn. Kakashi has been trying to get him out of the cult for years but Gai can only think of the 120 boxes of jumpsuits that crowd his apartment. Everyone once in a while the other jonins and students all join together and try to have an intervention. ‘This is madness’ they say, gesturing to the couch made of cardboard boxes covered with jumpsuits he’s sprawled on and the green pillows he’s made of jumpsuits. ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about’ Gai says, propping his feet up on a coffee table made of boxes full of jumpsuits. ‘Lee, don’t you agree with me?’ He asks. ‘Don’t you drag Lee any further into this!’ Sakura cries. Yamato and Sakura lead a sobbing Lee out, and Tenten stakes out his apartment and has to stop him from going back to Gai’s later. Kakashi is genuinely at his wits end until Tsuande steps in and dispatches an ANBU unit (with Kakashi pulled out of retirement, of course) to go destroy all of the jumpsuits. Yamato and Genma go and shake down the mlm contract holder, and once he agrees to let Gai free of his debt, they let Sai and Sakura run him out of town.

The mission goes perfectly and though Gai is distraught, and they can all breathe easy. Until Gai discovers essential oils 2 weeks later.

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biblical-angel · 2 years

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Naruto Characters as Text Posts

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orangelemonart · 6 months

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Hi OL!

I’ve been a huge fan of your art for such a long time and I always keep coming back for more. Your post today was gorgeous and heart wrenching. It made me go back and look at some of your old art and then I had to go study your snippets on patreon. That’s when I saw the sketches you had for part 8 of sannin swap and I was wondering if you have plans for the rest of the story (or the super secret project you were working on a few years ago). So much love and admiration for you, I always bring up your art when I’m talking to other people in fandom spaces and I think you deserve so much praise and credit for all your hard work!!

Oh my gosh thank you sooooo much, you have no idea how much this means to me 🥹

I am literally working on sannin swap as we speak. I’ve decided not to post part 8 until everything is done in order to kick myself into gear (it’s been a rough year and a half irl…. Sorry things got delayed so long)

The war arc is also insane, because there’s so many little moving pieces. Just realized I might have to scrap a whole section because Naruto and Bee can’t fight A and Tsunade logically if I want to get Naruto over to [redacted]. Although, maybe I don’t have to trash that part, maybe they just….. also when is Sasuke gonna wake up and when exactly will he get to [redacted]……… or maybe he has to fight them instead….. But if I cut the fight with those two kages entirely, I can’t have [redacted] and [redacted] fulfill the arcs I set up that kishimoto dropped the ball on……… Fucking war arc

(I’m planning on revamping patreon too and to just make it a flat small donation without tiers, will be updating that soon)

If I don’t finish the secret project in time for the ten year anniversary of Naruto ending you can go ahead and send me to the guillotine

#easy solution is the kages just fight them in a slightly different location #but then also Naruto has to ufsdbirddh #oh my god I need to reread like. every volume 57-61 to find out if Itachi can escape the control without the crow.#can I retroactively say Sakura had the crow. no cause then Sasuke would have #seen Itachi during the gaara arc…..#FYCK!

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aaslwooo · 1 year

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#I don't want to draw kusarigama #drows #sand siblings #temari #kankuro #gaara #Experimenting is fun when you stop to keep judging your own work (in the unnecessary way)- Like.. why'd I color things like pudding oh well #Lee's BANGS #Lee's so weird here.. lee's so.. he's hard to draw why why.. the coloring though.. I'm done. I don't want to bother with it #Many artists here just.. color their drawings as if “No.. this is no problem AT ALL”#Putting this journey in the tags so when I look back here in the future and seeing this.. I'll be like: I can't believe I'm cringe #Why am I like this though.. why.. these things aren't necessary to hear though.. You work hard.. you did it at least #Thank you.. I myself unsure #No they won't laugh at you - I know.. thank you - This whole thing shouldn't determine you as a person.. if it's bad.. it's okay..#It doesn't mean you're bad too - Okay.. thank wait.. why suddenly aiming me personally.. this isn't about that - Love you - ... :)

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brown-little-robin · 9 months

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HE GOT OUT

#oh noooooooo he's wandering into the hospital like a rabid animal oh no #for all y'all non-anime-watchers who might be reading this he is Literally lurching in through the door and growling #there's a GAARA loose in the HOSPITAL #narutoposting jumpscare

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vhvrs · 9 months

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am the person i am today bc i was so devoted to being different all my fan ocs i made to ship w my favs were either very violent to them (within canon bonds) or tsundere n thats why i like ships where they might kill each other now i think

#mols was originally a cannibalistic irken who wanted to eat zim. i had a htf oc who was a fox trying to eat nutty.#not all of these are abt cannibalism but like waves hand the metaphors of love n consumption #oh. my naruto ocs one of which was basically just the elfen lied girl if she were goth n had tense fights w gaara #that serial killer gf i made for a boy in a niche tokyopop comic

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bananaman-mp3 · 1 year

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so that means…..

this kid hasnt had good nights sleep in his life

#EXCUSE ME #no wonder he is like that #i mean gamabunta literally said it #it makes the spirit become unstable #or something along those lines #oh also it was a raccoon i knew it!!#naruto #banana bluhs #gaara #shukaku

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levbolton · 1 year

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take this shitpost i made in 2020

#i think this was among my first drawings i made on my ipad so yeah there's that #the unequal eyes are killing me also what's with those shoes oh god #mystic messenger #naruto shippuden #gaara #gaara of the sand #saeran choi #sabaku no gaara #mysme saeran #the colours somehow look good like way better than what im doing rn #can't have it both ways then #lev draws #is this a good tag? sounds cringe #i need a tag for my art

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luckycaricature · 5 months

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Honestly I love Vriska Homestuck because she seems exactly like the kind of character I would've been obsessed with as a teen, but thank fuck I didn't read Homestuck until way later

Like I was out there internalizing lessons from Bass.EXE and Gaara, it would've been cool to have a #FemaleRoleModel (none of these people have any business being role models. except maybe older Gaara? idk I didn't keep up with the show), but yeah. Yeah no I would be a fundamentally different person if I'd been exposed to Vriska as a teen, I think

I was an edgy teen who was obsessed with The Cool Villain Who Blows Shit Up. I would occasionally participate in the Woobification, but no I was mostly there to see Violence and Chaos. Vriska is like. ??? "The Narrative" rewards her for this, I think. Meanwhile Bass is mostly there to be a Really Fucking Cool Obstacle, and Gaara is like. A funky mirror of Naruto, he's like some kind of storytelling metaphor that I don't know the name of.

#rambling #vriska serket #homestuck #oh I was also obsessed with Shadow. idk where he falls on the 'how bad of a role model would he be' scale #like really depends on which version you're talking about i think lmao #god actually any time I think of gaara I kinda wanna cry like a little bitch #like if vriska would be bad for me to be exposed to then gaara is the opposite of that #like yeah. he's a cool scary guy. he can kill you without even trying.#Anyway after the power of Anime Battle Friendship he's cured of his Anime Insanity and gets to live a healthy life!!!#<- that's how I saw it as a teen with no understanding of mental health and like. uh. the impact of having a fucked up childhood #anyway gaara is my son boy I love he

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on-the-edge-of-dune · 2 years

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Temari: okay, so you can grab it with your left hand-

Kankuro: a dick

Temari: shut the fuck up and let me finish..you can grab it with your left hand, but not the right

Kankuro: its a dick

Temari: its not a fucking dick!!

Kankuro: well im right handed, so left is what i usually-

Temari: dont finish that sentence or i swear to god i will kill you on the spot

#kankuro #temari #sand siblings #dont play riddles with kankuro #like ever #any sort of game is a bit of a hazard with him to be honest #in fact temari forbid kankuro to ever try these with gaara #to protect his innocence #oh and the answer is literally...right hand #thats it

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dark-elf-writes · 1 year

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Idol au Naruto and garra

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8FpFWxL/

You are so correct and and accurate

#the elf talks #naruto #idol au #the judges hear the start of the song and are like ‘oh shit he actually learning and trying something new’#nope #hear me out tho #Gaara has a bright pink necklace and Naruto is definitely wearing one of his cuffs and the rumor mill is going wild

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kishimotomasashi · 2 years

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Sorry this just occurred to me.

#send post #Sasuke isn't as bad with the ''hahahaha yesss fight me!!!'' thing but when I saw his reaction to fighting Gaara I was like #oh so the pas life instinct was kicking. aight.

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ironmanstan · 2 years

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#yknow idk maybe its just me but sometimes u get like thrust deep into ptsd brain or flashbacks or what have you #and its like this sick sick sinking feeling stuck deep in your chest and its like your brains filled with pop rocks #and everytime one goes off its like you get hit with every emotion you felt when Some Shit happened to you #and its like oh if you could just wrench out. rip that sickness out of you and bury it under something #drown it out even if its with pain #maybe youd be able to fall out of the loop and ground yourself again #anyway i was sitting and feeling all this and then i got hit with the absolute stupid thought #of lol i feel like gaara when he said his chest was hurting #and it was so fucking stupid enough my brain got shocked immediately. stop crying to roll my eyes at myself.#need to explode for real best trait is being stupid constantly gbless #anyway emotional flashbacks are so funny why am i crying and feeling emotions what am i feeling them about guys. nothings happening #so stupid soooo stupid #vent #I GUESS. i am simply making observations

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tobimina · 2 years

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I just heard Madara's English VA for the first time I'm gonna throw up from laughing

#WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DEEPPFOEKWKODWJEKQPDOP2 #WHAT IS WITH THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS FOR THE NARUTO MALES BEING SO HORRIBLY DEEP #like gaara fucking threw me down into hell when i first heard him but MADARA?#oh my GODDDD has this guy been smoking a pack a day down in that cave #grandpa you shouldve stopped taking T like 30 years ago

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fagmegumi · 2 years

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im on naruto ch110 (gaara vs sasuke chunin finals) and i wish i had more comments to make but so far all i have to say is i keep stanning rock lee

#hes just the best kid ever. i hope he powers up like crazy and beats everyone’s ass. i wish this manga was about him #in all seriousness. i like everyone else too i guess. sakura and that other girl ninja’s dynamic is cool i wish this wasnt sexism city and #i had reasonable hope of seeing it evolve more beyond a chapter here and there and a ‘we like the same boy’ enmity.#what else. um. kakashi’s failswag is intriguing and im entertained but not quite bewitched (yet).#naruto is cute. perfectly serviceable protagonist.#hinata is so lame and kinda gets on my nerves.#sasuke is annoying sorry. but i guess hes in his edgy 12yo era cant hold it against him ill have to see how he develops.#oh and I know gaara is supposed to be super hateable rn before his big redemption or whatever but I already kinda like him as in i like #it when he’s onscreen/on page(?). just the concept of a 13yo who cannot contain his bloodlust and is always barely restraining himself from #crazy murdering people is top tier comedy. to ME.#ok thats it so far. im mostly doing these updates for chiara hi chiara if you’re reading this i love you ill warn you when i get to the #kakashi backstory or whatever it was you wanted me to warn u about im not sure. also please read jjk #personal #naruto

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quadrilioquy · 1 year

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...Naruto for dashboard osmosis...?

TWELVE YEARS AGO, a nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared…

if you believe it B)

NARUTO!

NARUTO!!

BELIEVE IT!

BELIEEEEEVE IT!!

Here I am with my ninja clan.

Ninja clan, here we stand.

Naruto!

I’m on my way.

Naruto!

I’ll be okay.

something something,

SASUKE IS VERY COOL,

SAKURA,

THE BEAUTIFUL

#also it’s gay and naruto and sasuke grow up to be deadbeat dads #and naruto is possessed by a fox demon and his whole village maybe got wiped out because of it #so he has to hide #and sasuke’s brother killed their village with the sharigan and then sasuke killed him? and took it?#and kakashi and might gai also have a thing #and rock lee(?) has training weights so he kicks ass even though he doesn’t have powers?#aaaaand gaara is also gay for naruto. based off of that one comic of him driving sasuke somewhere #uhhhhh sakura can punch through walls #kakashi is like 23 at the start of the series #oh yeah and naruto wants to be the hokage right #anyway the important part is sasuke is very cool sakura the beautiful #answers #ask game #my posts

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