#and goofiness

[suosopulius]

I wrote a little something! Neve POV, hinted Harding x Rook, Rook is GN and unspecified race but a clown. Just pure silliness.

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Neve Gallus sidestepped a puddle and smiled to herself when the sound of Lace’s giggles carried over the noise of rain and market goers.

Rook laughed too or rather giggled. Neve noted that this bout of giggling had a worrisome note to it. It was conspiratorial, barely stifled, the kind of laugh that one tried to hide to no avail. 

As Neve had not been an active part of the discussion that evidently had led to this giggliness, the detective concluded that she was, in fact, somehow the reason or the object of the aforementioned giggles. Which one, however? She planned on finding out. 

Stopping under a terrace of the Lamplighter, Neve turned to face her companions who had been following her around Dock Town a few paces behind. Lace’s hair clung to her flushed cheeks and Rook stepped into a puddle, oblivious to anything but Lace’s laugh. 

That had been happening more lately. Lace laughing, and Rook causing it. Those two got along like a house on fire. Both were stubbornly positive and valued action over contemplation. Both of them were good to have on your side in a battle and loyal to a fault. Lace liked to laugh and Rook liked to make Lace laugh. 

Neve had the suspicion that something more than friendship was growing between the two. But that was not a mystery she felt the need to investigate. Things seemed to be moving well on their own. As rather action-oriented people Rook and Lace were eventually bound to kiss about it. 

“Care to share what’s so funny?” Neve asked and couldn’t help but be a bit amused as she took in the pair. 

“It’s really stupid,” Lace replied but didn’t seem guilty. So, the two of them had probably not been laughing at the detective’s expense.

“It’s really, really stupid,” Rook continued and looked a little sheepish. Neve lifted her brow in silent question. 

“Well, I - ”,

“Well, Rook was -”,

Again, a bout of giggles erupted from the two as speaking at the same time seemed to be a fine joke. Though, Neve was not impervious to the silliness of it all and she smiled at her companions. 

Rook managed to take a calming breath and cleared their throat. 

“We were wondering if you’d say ‘you’re on thin ice’, next time you cast blizzard.”

“Or ‘stay frosty’ when you do some other spell,” Lace added.

“Or ‘keep it cool’!”

“Oh! Oh! Oh! I know!” Lace exclaimed and waved her hands in excitement. “‘Looks like you’ve been put on ice’ when you do that time slow spell.”

Rook gasped in genuine amazement and mouthed ‘Lace!’, which caused the dwarf to snicker. 

Neve sighed. Of all the silly antics to suffer through… well, this wasn’t the worst, but it would take a while to forget these gems of expression. Though, maybe she’d write down one and on Lace’s name day perform a spell and deliver the line. The one about thin ice was not too bad… no, it was bad for a battle, the venatori would laugh but as a gift, it’d do. Besides, Neve could picture how happy such a small gesture would make the dwarf. All right, she’d embarrass herself at a later date as a treat to Lace. And Rook. They probably would be a couple by then. 

Neve sighed and placed her hands on her hips. An authoritative stance, but not an intimidating one.

“No,” Neve said. “Those kinds of lines belong to serials. Not the streets of Minrathous.”

“Okay,” Rook relented in the same tone they had used when they had gotten on a roll to empty their supply of hand-related puns in Arlathan. Luckily Bellara had been present to tell them to stop while they were ahead. 

Lace sighed and cast her eyes downwards, clearly a little disappointed to end the shenanigans.

“Though, Lace,” Neve said. “Why won’t you say ‘no stone unturned’ next time you move stone?”

The dwarf’s head snapped upwards and her eyes shone brightly as her mouth split into a grin. Rook gasped again.

“That’s… perfect!” Rook uttered and looked down at Lace who was already practicing the words while taking the stance she typically took when concentrating on moving stone.

“You two are children, you know?” Neve asked, not expecting a reply as she watched her two friends enjoy a moment of levity. The drizzle had started to wane, and a bit of sunshine reflected from the puddle Rook had stepped into a moment ago.  

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[lavb-b]

Patching him up

Edit: Added ID thanks to @anistarrose !!

Edit: Also wanna take this chance to say in the original post, I already realised susie meant she patched tenna in the lightworld, not in the darkworld. Still, I liked envisioning how this would look like anyway :]

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