#and how to potentially kiss them

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Readerbot is accidentally forced into adopting a child they won in a lottery (pls don’t ask I can’t explain wtf my friends are on when we’re streaming in the discord): a tale in three parts

[u5an5]

I know ultimate sacrifice is dying in fight for what matters the most and in 100% cases it was reversed by kissing headcanon is strong, but what if your existence was erased from the universe and only I remember about you now instead, huh?

[dent-de-leon]

every day I am in Agony over the fact that widomauk is the first kiss of the campaign, Caleb kissed Molly back in the very end, the literal last scene between King and Caleb is them flirting and King is still so utterly enamored with his Magician, and I just wish...there was any mention of those feelings in the wrap up or a q and a or anything. Absolutely begging Taliesin to tell us what Molly/King feels for Caleb--why he chose to make King's last moments on screen him being explicitly attracted to Caleb, and whether we will ever get to see him revisit those feelings one day...

[teacup-captor]

Sorry- just--- if your enjoyment of something is based purely on whether or not two characters get together---

maybe you don't like the thing?????

[sinclairstarz]

SOMEONE needs to make a y2k/early 2000s byler fic. i cant be the only one lost in this insanity

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

here's the idea.

leo's wife/lauretta . (gets stabbed to death)

[berternies]

the thing about jamie and dani (not the bly manor lesbians. i’m sorry women) is that i started out like “oh haha that would be fun :) they should kiss just for funsies” and now i am genuinely very unwell about them

[xxcherrycherixx]

How the fuck do you even research how to drive

Like I want to learn to drive now that i have money for the lessons and test but i would have to do a written test and learn road laws and rules right? but where the fuck do i start with learning that shit?? Im autistic dumbass i need a simple guide with pictures i already wont be learning manual because im stupid at least make this part easy for me

[subsequentibis]

i thought i wouldn't like the mink car version of first kiss bc the severe tire damage version whips so much ass but i am not immune to sappy love songs ahouuuu bwuh huu huuuuu

[finnitesimal]

ur art is great and everything but it's absolutely heartbreaking that ur the only big scardubs fanartist bc i want MORE but ur just one dude and can't just make 8283848 art every day :(((

Be the change u want to see in the world. Draw them kissing NOW

[mid-nightowl]

ooh wait, care to share the tobirama ships you like?

oooh i mainly like tobirama and izuna (the best angsty enemies to lovers omg) and tobirama and madara. i've read some good madara/tobirama/izuna stories too.

i don't think i've read too much outside those two ships/ot3 with tobi (minus the one tobi/sakura/izuna fic i've read xD)

[humbuns]

caught up with obm! (minus some side chapters) and i'm wondering what's gonna happen in the current timeline tbh because it really did feel like a final season

[theygender]

My gf and I have talked about hypothetically opening up our relationship at some point in the future which would make me very happy as a polyamorous person, but I just realized that if that actually happens and I have to go back out on the dating scene I'm gonna have some trouble bc now that I'm more outwardly butch people are gonna expect me to make the first move and I have never made a first move in my entire life

In all of my relationships but two the first move was made by the other person, and I wasn't even the person who made the first move in the other two. In the first one the girl chickened out on her plans to ask me out and then our mutual friend who didn't realize that that had happened outed her by asking me what I said afterwards, and in the second one me and the other person both went to the same friend on the same day to talk about our crushes on each other and then she made us talk about our feelings

I met my current girlfriend on a dating app, and the first time she tried to ask me on a date she wanted to take me to the theater so she asked me if I had seen the new beauty & the beast movie and then instead of realizing that she was asking me on a date I said that I'd already seen it and gave her a negative review of the movie. And then when she asked me on a date again a few weeks later I had to ask to make sure it was a date when I got there 😭

...And that reminds me of another event in high school where a girl I liked took me to the mall and we walked around holding hands the entire time and then afterwards I had to get one of our mutual friends to ask her if it was supposed to be a date bc I was too nervous and also stupid 😭 Another girl that year asked me to skip class with her and told me that if I flashed my pretty smile at the teacher I could probably get away with it and I had to show the text to my friend to ask if she was flirting. I'm gonna die out there on my own 😭

[echoing-oursong]

I think I also figured out why I don’t particularly like any of the fanon queer ships. And that is because they have the potential to be sooo interesting and complex. However the fandom just turns it into the most blandest things ever. There is no drama between any of the gang and there is no complexity in any of the ships that are created. Byler is reduced to Will having feelings and the suspicion that Mike also loves him back. And El is just reduced to being the emotional support for the ship even tho her and Will have a sibling bond and Mike was her first boyfriend/love. Ronance is just reduced to two women in love without actually seeing that there would be problems there. And Steve is just reduced to the emotional support for the ship when Nancy was his ex and hurt him (unintentionally or not). And Robin is his best friend so he would feel hurt over it. Steddie is just reduced to two men being in love and they immediately get over their jealousy over each other’s friendship with Dustin. And no one ever touches the fact that Steve and Eddie are different from each other. It just seems like everyone just takes away from the complexity of the ships dynamic. And it really just seems like people will put anyone together without actually thinking about the problems/challenges that dynamic may have. Also everyone’s reactions are all just dandy and fine and they’re the emotional support group of the ship. Everything’s all perfectly fine when it would change dynamics between the Party/group in general. Also it lately seems like everyone just puts them together and gets mad when canon doesn’t do it. Like y’all created a version of stranger things in your mind and then got mad that it wasn’t what you imagined even though it’s never actually been that at all. Like you can be annoyed at the duffer brothers for certain things but don’t get mad at the creators when you created your own version in your head and a show that’s been on for years, never fulfilled your desire for what it should be.

[welcometoteyvat]

the rarepair pipeline really is just (wants to see two characters interact) (the only people who make content of those two interacting are the shippers) (doesn't mind them having a romantic relationship and thus is converted into the rarepair)

[thingummies-and-whatsits]

“No, I’ve decided I can’t talk with the blonde boy in the room.”

Inspector Lewis S1E04: Expiation