#and i dont understand german at all so its sad :(

[theromaboo]

Me: *searching for sources on a thing I'm interested in about ancient Rome*

All the sources I can find: *literally always in French or German*

[bucketspammer4life]

☆ WVBA At A Party ☆

So uhh tw for alcohol mention,emetophobia other than that its ok

Glass Joe

- doing his best not to get thrown into a dance circle

- anxious as fuck

- piston hondo (drunk as shit) keep trying to explain star wars lore to him

- hes just nodding and pretending to understand, he cant because hes speaking in japanese

- had some drinks & passed out because he doesnt take alcohol well

- woke up on the roof because some drunk bastard decided to put him onto there, theres now a investigation about trying to find who put Joe on the roof

- will hold your drink for you

- keeps getting dragged into doing dumb shit by aran ryan

Von Kaiser

- buzzed, looks like hes on the verge of death

- at the karaoke bar, killing it, yess grandpa slayyyy one foot in the grave one foot in the rave

- keeps chugging like hell, look at him go

- teaching some random people how to do traditional german dances

- randomly starts sobbing

- bear hugger has to stop him from chugging another bottle of whiskey

Disco Kid

- thrown into the dance circle, killing it

- spamming everyones phones with really positive texts

- "YUO AR TAKENTED SNF CAN DK SNYTHING YKU PUT YOU4 NINF UBTO" (You are really talented and can do anything you put your mind into)

-"thank you : )"

- "YOU SRE LIVEF ANR 4SKEBT2D,,,,ÖOCE YOURDRKF" (You are loved, love yourself)

- wasted

- giving out free hugs

- had a really good dance off with aran ryan

- fell down a flight of stairs and got up like it was nothing

- dancing the pain away

Piston Hondo

- avoiding the dance circle like its a death sentence

- explaining the star wars lore to glass joe in japanese

- will hate himself in the morning

- speaking really broken japanglish with bear hugger

- keeps lifting up von kaiser & running away as he holds him

- partying hard

- randomly starts speaking about stuff, you could be talking about how you ran over a man and his son just yesterday and he'll be like "Do you like sailor moon"

- tried to eat a glass of water, sad because he got stopped

- randomly got stuck in a british accent

King Hippo

- passed out on the floor

- someone help him please

- people keep trying to use him as a trampoline

- randomly gets up and starts to talk about sea slugs

- he just leaves after that,he is done

Great Tiger

- only sober person here

- has to stop piston hondo from explaining the star wars lore to random people

- making sure everyone is hydrated

- victim of disco kids positive texts

- gathers drunk passed out people and puts them somewhere safe so nobody gets hurt

- oh my god he is on the verge of tears from all this stress he needs help

- ended up sobbing into disco kids arms after it all got too stressful

- he could really use a break

- will hold your drink,may switch it out with water if he decides youve had enough for tonight

Don Flamenco

- too distracted too go to the dance circle

- keeps singing & referencing dumb stuff while anyone talks to him, he just has 0 thoughts right now

- "i feel like im never gonna amount to anything in my life, it just feels like im destined to end up dying alone-"

- "FIESTA SALSA QUİNCEAÑERA-"

- "why do i even bother"

- drinking cocktails like someones gonna take it away from him if he doesnt inhale it within 10 seconds

- keeps trying to call carmen

- stumbling like hell

- someone needs to tape his mouth shut

- asking the dumbest shit ever to carmen as he texts her

- "would you still love me if i was a muppet,,"

- "would you still be able to control yourself or would you need to be used like a actual muppet??"

- "i dont knwo im durnk"

Bear Hugger

- will not go into the dance circle, ever

- singing sea shanties & suddenly has the personality of a ye olden sailor

- someone convinced him to wax his legs

- confused as shit when he wakes up in the morning

- listening to hondo infodump about sailor moon, intrigued

- will laugh at anything, laughed at Macho mans left eyebrow for a solid 40 minutes

- passed out for a hour after that

- brought a random frog from the nearest pond & named it Buddy, buddy was never seen again after someone threw him out of a window

- ate candle wax, he just did, he somehow stomached it

- sober yet wasted, tapdancing on that line between mentally not present & aware

Aran Ryan

- drunk but has a camera, recording whatever happens

- "guys... this little pocket sized eejit is stuck on the roof... what the fuck.. get him off of there"

- will do anything you dare him to do, got dared to throw someones TV out of the window, the rest is history

- eated a bees

- chased piston hondo with a chair, you havent known true fear until a irishman with a camera & chair is chasing you while yelling like a psychopath while youre talking about star wars lore

- called glass joe "Glasses Jonathan"

- mourned the loss of buddy with bear hugger

- on his hater routine, texting back discos positive messages with mean messages

Soda Popinski

- sober, enjoying the show

- in the dance circle, busting it down

- dehydrated because theres no soda :(

- trying to convince aran ryan to eat a pair of headphones

- gives out water to anyone who appears drunk & asks for a drink telling them its "strong stuff" Just to see them smile & hydrate themselves

- enjoying the karaoke

- also mourning the loss of buddy, thought he was really cool

Bald Bull

- scared of the dance circle

- drunk but his social anxiety is still acting up

- mom i threw up pose when he zones out & stares into the void

- standing in the corner or clinging onto don flamenco because he cant manage crowds well

- getting second hand embarrasment from don flamencos singing

- people keep using the top of his head as a mirror

- clinging onto the nearest extroverts he knows well

- "what if everyone thinks i look like a complete idiot standing in the corner"

- Just really anxious & stressed, he doesnt manage social events well

- needs some silence

Super Macho Man

- thinks hes a good dancer, looks like hes having a stroke, dancing is not for him, especially drunk dancing

- people keep calling him grandpa

- sobbing over any minor event that effects him even slightly negatively

- sobbed over the loss of buddy

- crying over everything

- sobbing on the bathroom floor because he threw up so hard he felt like his soul left him

- hes literally just crying

- tried to do karaoke through his tears, couldnt sing the tears away

Mr Sandman

- pushed into the dance circle, accidentally made a conga line, who knew a conga line full of drunk men could be so fun?

- watching aran ryan eat weird shit & cheering him on because he thinks its funny

- bald bull tried to make a "man me a sand" joke to him, ended up looking like he was having a seizure

- "Mr sandman.. Sand.. The man?.. Sand man.. Uhhh, man him a sand-"

- "bull please lay down"

- enjoying bear huggers sea shanties

- trying to get glass joe off the roof

- fell asleep using a freezer as a pillow

Extra

- narcis showed up to tell everyone that theyre losers & left

- doc louis left early with mac as soon as the alcohol drinking started

[reinekes-fox]

I think I read Enigma that’s the one he wrote after if I remember and I was planning Munich now from 2017. Have you read his other books would u recommend any?

Also yh I noticed Ireland united in this world xd

But yh I love how we gain more knowledge of the world when March starts asking Maguire which things are true and which not since she is from the US and has a better picture of the world. I laughed when he asked like oh what about the space race? And she was like oh yh actually that one is true Germany is ahead of the US in the space race currently xd

Ohh this is a cool cover. Also has those aspects of the EU flag. Becuase March mentions how there is a European Community for economy and trade kinda like the eu but they have to do what Germany tells them basically.

I have to admit I havent read any other books by him, but watched the movie to Munich!

Ngl I didnt knew his name in other books is March lol in german its März. He to Charlie "Is our propaganda actually telling the truth"

Yes, its so sad that we dont learn about it, like the united european youth movement didnt get mentioned but I understand why, its not important to the story at all.

[im-suchanicegirl]

I finally have my m&g picture so i guess it’s time to talk about the shows eh?

More below, it’s gonna be long.

MONTRÉAL

Because @pastlink, her friends and @fredv0mjupiter arrived early, @chaotic-gingey and I were able to jump the line, not without some people complaining. Yeah yeah i know, not the best thing, but we were working, not lounging.

We managed to be front row on the Daniel² side and despite my nemesis on my left that I’ve talked about, we were well placed. The crowd was rowdy but nothing compared to what it would be for Electric Callboy.

I about lost my shit when they arrived on stage and I’m not sure if it’s from the build up from months of waiting (tickets were bought in feb.!) or to be so close to them.

Snagged some nice pictures:

Then during arrow of love, @chaotic-gingey and I did the 🫶🏼 like the Daniel² and they pointed at us (thanks @pastlink ❤️).

Then the show ended and i almost got into a fist fight with my nemesis and went back home.

NYC

We arrived relatively early as it was @chaotic-gingey ‘s turn to choose our side and she wanted to be on Pascal’s side but sat down. We are too old.

Around 5 we walked to the front of the venue and she was wondering who was keeping them late and joking it was probably Kevin talking too much… until she turned around and saw Nico strolling in with Janel from Conquer Divide, a big cup of ice cream in hand. Her face was hilarious.

Tank came to see us and the other group that had won and led us downstairs. We were waiting in between two rooms and all we could see was Pascal standing awkwardly in the room and my friend talking to me in French about her not trying to freak out. Again, 10/10 sighting of her face.

We were finally let inside and David gave us a big hug, followed by Nico, Pascal and Kevin. The Daniel² were missing and I didn’t want to say anything but i was sad. I finally The Pink Mumu ™ coming in and Daniel said hi and gave us a hug.

David then gave us water bottle and we spoke with them but it’s still so ahhhhhhhh in my brain that i keep forgetting and remembering stuff.

- Kevin was very shocked that we drove from Montreal and we explained that it was as long as Toronto

- he didn’t understand my accent when I said we were going to see Bad Omens and he kept being like ‘who’s Ban Akron…’ until i managed to be understood. Woops.

- Kevin kept calling donkeys ‘horses’ and Nico would correct him like ‘it’s donkeys. They’re donkeys.’ And wow, if that isn’t me with @chaotic-gingey

- I’m sorry if I’m pretty much only remembering my exchsnges with kevin ok? He was right next to me and looking me in the eyes.

- I said I was from Italy and he started explaining the places they played there and how much he loved it

- he somehow knew the small French village my dad was in before moving here as its close to germany??

- He laughed when I said i was the one with the German sign and all the guys started laughing too at it. Making them laugh= goal

- he asked me what else i knew in German. This little shit was expecting something nasty or swear words and my brain just went ‘ich spreche kleine Deutsch’ (i speak a little German), to which the guys ‘hmmhmm’

- kevin praised my grammar and my accent and give me a minuuuuuute Im gonna throw myself in ice

- they said they’d love to tour with different bands and i was surprised by the answers they gave. They also talked about bad experiences with some bands

- Kevin: i dont want to badmouth bands […] so the band *** they did that. Nico: oh yeah and that band […] did this i wanted to go home. I wanted to die as one of them is one of my favorite band and he felt so bad but thats ok. ‘Maybe they had a bad day’ as he said

- he agreed my cat made us win the video. Thank you Gustave ❤️

- i somehow placed i was sad because i wanted to see Danskimo and they were very apologetic, saying he was sick. I understood of course but it would be just my luck haha.

- i gave them their bracelets before the picture and entrusted (pascal or kevin?) with Danskimo’s bracelets and the ugly shirt i had which had SPC vibes.

- one if the bracelet had fuckboi written on it and i said it was because i saw someone stole it from one of the conquer divide girls.

- nico the little shit proudly showed me his arm with the bracelet 🙃😂

- pascal took his bracelet and went ‘hehehe… fuckboi’

- then we took the picture and Kevin kept pulling me closer to him and Daniel and ihhhhhh yep.

- hugs. David big. Kevin bigger. Brain went brrr

There isn’t much to say for the show except Kevin and Danskimo were both wearing my bracelets and it made my day.

I love these idiots. CANT wait to see them again😭❤️

[batmanshole]

omg wait tell me more about ur ocs... :O

SMILES IN HEREE!!!!! ok so i have like. several universes. buttercup and rika are florists who are like. cow girl hybrids? (sorta based on the moobloom + moolip from minecraft) and they are dating.

ive written a post about unnamed dilf / milf / secretary / winona before but i cannot find it. essentially dilf and milf are dating and also work high up in the mob (?) and then milf realizes shes a lesbian and tells dilf and hes kind of sad but hes a good guy so hes like ok. what can i do to support you? and shes like idk 👍 im leaving the country tho bye. and she goes and she meets her secretary and theyre evil and kill together Lesbian Style. but uh oh! she had a cryptic pregnancy (didnt show much + assumed other symptoms were stress from new country) so now shes 8 months pregnant and is like fuck i dont even vibe with this baby like at all. but she knows dilf always wanted a kid so she shows up at his house after the baby is born and is like hiii. heres your kid. ok back to lesbian sex and murder byeeee. and hes like what the fuck! okay! but hes a REALLY good dad. hes still an intimidating mob boss but he has a baby that he loves a lot. winona is the babysitter and the baby likes her a lot.

ive also written a post about lydia / john / daphne before but essentially. john is a shitty husband and cares more about work than his wife (lydia). lydia is fed up with this and also in love with his secretary (daphne). so she and daphne plot to kill him and run away together.

darryl is like if a demon was a hot older guy and also was forced to do Demonic Paperwork all the time while he and his assistant (june) try to capture an angel (none of them want this arrangement so the three of them pretend to fight tom and jerry style then go out for drinks)

hans is my curent fav oc and my BABYGIRL. hes a serial killer hes tall as fuck and hes very quiet hes also german and the worlds biggest service top. his gf is like a foot and a half shorter than him and super cute but she wears the pants. scariest man on the planet gets dommed by tiny cute girl? more at 7.

i dont have much sorted out about the executioner / knight / princess trio but essentially they all love eachother very much and the knight and executioner are not afraid to get their hands dirty for the princess.

ophelia and the nameless evil being are pretty underdevelopped too but essentially. evil being (he/it) who doesn't have a name and has been around for a long time and is scary as fuck meets girl who has problems but isnt afraid of him and is nice to it once and its like ohhh okay. well i will protect you with my life now. meanwhile shes like STOP KILLING PLEASE >:( and hes like :( but- and then she rolls her eyes. he does not understand that deer carcasses are not gifts most humans enjoy (it has no idea what humans eat.)

[effervescentdragon]

Re your interviewers not even sure what to ask anymore ask, that’s me but with the fandom lol. I’m literally this close to just starting to translate all of Toto’s German interviews just to feel like there is Any reason for me to still be here doing Stuff in this fandom, like what am I doing, exactly? Make predictable guesses as to who’s gonna win, only get surprised by DNFs and engine failures and battling in the mid-field, have my grandpa tell me ‘the races have really been going downhill’ and log off??

i posted sth about jude bellinghams dick game on insta on main yday and og bff asked me what im compensating for w footie posting and should he be worried abt my mental state and i said f1, because im just not incentivised to watch it anymore at the moment? im hoping it changes when races stop being so early - i am sad i missed nico's commentary the most tbh. i guess fandoms come and go and things get more and less interesting but the thing for me is - if im not enjoying it, i won't make myself watch/read/do it just because i've made it my Thing. i can have many Things. we all can. i think, when something doesn't bring joy, its good to step back. give yourself time. f1 will be there. 🫂

i also think there is this insidious thing that you have to be "productive" in a fandom, that you have to do, be doing something to justify your presence in it. i know i've felt off because im not churning out 10 ficlets a day anymore, but the fact is - you don't have to DO anything to BE in the fandom (this feels like some metaphor for life but i only took one sip of coffee today so far). fandom is about enjoyment, yohr enjoyment and sharing that enjoyment with people who also love a certain piece of media or whatever. this capitalist bullshit of treating a fandom space like it's a job (what am i contributing? have i met my quota of posting about my blorbo today? how many followers do i have?) like... who the fuck cares. i still count myself into the silm fandom and i havent posted about it in ages. doctor who, star trek, hell, fucking x men and cap america and hannibal and so many things. i am still a fan of so many things that bring me enjoyment. thats why im a fan in a fandom.

i guess what i'm teying to say is that its really hard sometimes, when you lose interest or get disheartened by someting thats brought you joy before. when you feel like you're "failing" at liking something. but i try to remember - im a person, i have interests, interests change. a thing i loved isnt that anymore. okay. not okay, but it's fine. you may find joy again, you may surorise yourself, or you may just drift to something else. you're no less you, and no less a fan, if your intensity isn't the same now as it was yesterday or a decade ago. and with f1... its changing so much that its honestly pretty understandable to feel that way. bff stopped watching during the seb era, came back when it looked like seb might win w ferrari, then skipped the whole lewis era. og bff skipped merc domination era completely. my cousins husband stopped watching the moment alonso won. ive had friends stop watching the moment max won. it happens.

what im saying, too fucking long and winded bcs apparently im in a mood today - dont force yourself into something that doesnt bring you joy. theres so much joy to be found in this world deapite everything, and you're no less you for losing an interest in a fandom.

[mondaymelon]

RAHHHHHH HIHIHIIIIII MELONNN <33

"i had a good dream that i thought was going to be very silly but then the ending was sad and i woke up and was like WAIT NO IT CANT END LIKE THAT . so i reworked the plot in my head and tried to go back to sleep to continue and fix the dream but wegh it didnt work... SOBS."

STOP WAIT I DO THAT A LOT TOO LIKE its like oh no i dont like this scene BOOM rewind! noooo the story cant end like that TRY AGAIN! ueueueueue thats so sad why didnt it work ueueue sobes with you also. FICTIONAL CHARS APPEARING IN YOUR DREAMS IS SO REAL HELP i rmb once i watched a fan animatic of xiao playing the kazoo n that night i dreamt that he was playing a saxophone which sounded like a kazoo n i was throwing confetti n paper money at him,, i hope he appears in your dreams soon i think it will be a very interesting dream hehe.

ALSO. AKABANE KARMA??? HELLO?????? when is it my turn smh. ...vox... akuma.... his cooking streams were the death of me omfg AND WHAT. HYUNJIN AND BEOMGYU??? WHAT. 😀 that was a very interesting dream CRYING they THREW CEREAL AT YOU ?? i.. i won't ask any further. mhm.

THE HEADBOPPING WITH LIGHTS OFF IS SO REAL HAHAHKJDHFKS but for me it's more like my brother walking in on me aggressively bopping to music and walks straight out :'D fun times!

japanese is a nightmare i tell you. i am quite effectively illiterate in japanese sobs n falls to the ground HAHAHSKLJFHLDSJK why. why does 怪我 and 怪我 mean different things WHY. (one is 'blame me' and one is 'injury') why is 娘 mother and daughter at the same time. why. 日本語話とても難しです。*weary noises* but duolingo is actually p good for building vocab i think !! YIPPEE!!

ok yes questions. im a kaeya [BEEEEEEP] i meant kaeya main. LOL i cant think of other fictional chars atm so i will just say!! fav genshin chars!! kaeya beidou ayato kazuha fischl furina kirara collei childe && uhm uhm i forgot the rest OMG YEAH 呵呵以后不想让任何人知道我们在谈什么就可以用华语🤭 RAHHHH i recently became absolutely obsessed with modern family i think its really funny && animes! uhhhhhh spyxfam! campfire cooking! senko-san! the genius prince! my next life as a villainess! parallel world pharmacy! and i forgot the rest! HAHAHAHA ooh ooh okok adding on!! what are the top 3 items on your bucket list for 2024?

giggles loudly back at you HAHAHKJSKJF i get loads of bye-lingual moments though,, (forgot the word for tissue in all 4 languages but somehow knew it was spelt taschentuch in german) & yeahh i switch a lot w my brothers esp when we wanna say stuff we don't want people understanding (read: parents) && normally it's mandarin with parents + english sometimes!! yippee!!

NAH CAUSE THeRE WERE. TWO KARMAS. SOBBING. DONT ASK ME WHY BUT HE HAD A CLONE AND THEY WERE BOTH ROMANCING (?) ME?? idk. that dream was a blur and i dont remember it anymore UGHSDJK

the vox. the vox one. i remember. so vividly. i was a vtuber and we were playing minecraft and i did something super cool and funny and the next day there were clips about me and i sobbed wtih joy and then i woke up in my hotel and laid there for a solid half hour questioning if that was real and knowing it wasnt but praying it was. sobs.

wAI WAIA RYUU ARE YOU. ARE YOU A KPOP FAN. STARES AT YOU. SHAKES YOUR SHOULDERS VIOLENTLY if you are. fave groups and biases pretty please. i am in love with skz + txt + enhypen. E E E EE. E E JFSDODJkldlkjlajs biases are hyunjin (big surprise) n miho, txt bias is beomgyu (another crazy, wild, surprise!!) and honestly i cant choose with enhypen but im sorta leaning towards ni-ki rn... e e e e

dont be shy ryuu. whats the redacted. :) aaa for me fave characters... wai have i already said this idc uhm uhm xiao + kaveh + gorou + dori + nahida + venti + furina + fischl + oh so many more. ik some people dislike dori but she just wants the mula and honestly girl same LMAO

ooo spy x family is the silliest!! (have you seen buddy daddies).. for me im watching several things at once rn but its the apothecary diaries, the eminence in the shadow, and migi n dali !! these are all still airing rn so im having a silly time

uhhodkoadsfd tbf i dont really have a bucket list... if we're talking abt small goals ig its just to get good grades cause of my asian parents, to improve my art, and to finally bring my smau out of its stalemate cause i havent touched it in months and i feel bad abt it... sjdflkd

help when i talk with my brother about things we dont want our parents to hear we cant speak in mandarin cause they know it so we just replace the first letter of every word with b except for some few select examples

like. "brek babing bot bis bere" is shrek's bathing spot is here and dont even ask me why i wouldnt be able to tell you LMAO

and "b-b-b-b-b-beer" is like how are you or soemthing along those lines. my brain fries every time we attempt to speak in bod (dont ask why we named it that either i cant tell you too my brain is empty) and WOADOJFOS SAME HERE !!! uhalkdf hmm more questions... do you read any manhwa / manhua and if so which. because i NEED MORE MANHWA READERS IN MY FEED PLE. A S E

[lunatic-fandom-space]

ALRIGHT i had a good nights sleep, my brain is no longer mush so its time to properly talk about my thoughs on the 1999 Scheveningen proshot

TLDR: I'm watching a whole bunch of Elisabeth proshots this weekend (mostly of a bunch of the Takarazuka productions lol) and I can already tell this is the worst one. Its still not bad, because it is a really good musical but ehhhhh

The main issue is that they cut like, all of the 'political' stuff which included cutting the songs Jedem gibt er das Seine, Die fröhliche Apocalypse, Milch, Uns're Kaiserin soll sich wiegen, Éljien, Wir oder sie, Nur kein Genieren, Hass, Die Schatten werden länger (Reprise) and Am Deck der sinkenden Welt, and in doing that they essentially cut most of the actual meat of the musical and made it a lot less interesting. Like, Kitsch felt really hollow in this version because the whole point of that song was to be critical of people and pieces of media who glamourise a very sanitized version of Sissi and this era of history which was actually marked with a lot of political instability and inequality, but that doesnt really come across when you dont. show any of the politics

Also, cutting Die Schatten werden länger (Reprise) was a really bad decision because its like, Rudolf only gets three songs in this whole musical and this is the song that contextualizes his suicide, without it we just see him as a child and then as a sad adult and then he kills himself with no elaboration

But despite that, theres still some stuff to enjoy, mainly the set design and the costumes which were pretty good. The proshots I watched before this from 1992 and 2006 respectively both have very abstract and minimalist sets so it was interesting seeing a more literal (and colorful) version. One scene that especially sticks out in my mind rn is Rudolf, wo bist du where Elisabeth was standing behind his coffin in front of this wall of skulls, it was such a striking image Im a little upset I watched this on my tv so I couldnt take a screenshot of it right away. I also really liked the way Sophie's death was presented with Death actually carrying her

Speaking of which, Death was pretty weird in this one and I dont quite know what to think of him. They put him in red for most of it and he felt a lot more overtly malicious and threatening than Im used to which is pretty interesting, but Im not sure if I like it. Other than that, I dont have much to say about the performances/actors, they were all good but nothing I find that noteworthy

In conclusion: I wouldnt necessarily recommend watching it if you havent already because theres definitely better versions of this musical out there, but its not bad. Its also readily available to watch on the internet archive, although Im not sure if theres any kind of subtitles for it if you dont know dutch since I just thought "eh, I know the story already and dutch is probably similar enough to german that I'll be able to understand this with little issue" and didnt try to find any before watching

[daybreakerreal]

I love you my little spider tattoo just above my left breast. I lvoe you little kid inside my head. I love you angry me inside my head who is politically active, even if it fucks up our youtube reccomendations. I love you other little kid inside my head. I lvoe you other little kid inside my head. I love you other little kid inside my head. I love you guilty me who feels my guilt so i dont need to. I love you sad me who feels my sadness and grieves for me, you're more important then you know. I love you little puppy in my head, you may be misguided sometimes but you are full of love. I love you crazy fucked up guy who fucks things up a lot when they come out because you want to be the only one. I understand where you come from and I love you. I love you personification of space. I lvoe you all the others that I forget about because I'm not ready to know about you. I love you callused fingers that can push and bend acoustic guitar strings. I love you muscle memory that lets all of us enjoy playing guitar. I love you Fiona Apple who is playing inside my headphones but isn't actually inside my head. you make awesome music. I love you all 3 of my guitars even though 2 are in a state of disrepair. I'll get you guys the money to fix you and I'll get the money to get a phone to record all 3 of you on. I love you music. I love you tattoo artists. I love you ladies. I love you ******. I love you ******. I love you ****. I love you ****, I love you in every lifetime of every universe and I will love you when we go to whatever awaits us afterwards. I love you christians even if some of you try to convert me to christianity. I love you muslims you've all been really cool all the ones that i've met at least. I love you jewish people i'm glad i'm jewish. I love you neopronoun users and queers and cishets and anyone who fits neatly into lgbt and asexuals and bulldykes. bulldykes especially my best friend in high school she was a schizophrenic bipolar bulldyke with dyed hair. I love you schizos and i love you insane people and i love all you people who identify as motherfuckers and regular fuckers and fucks. I love all of you who feel guilt. I love you arabic languages. I love you faggots and dykes and trannies. I love you germanic languages. I love you Hamlet the Play. I love you act 1 hamlet. I love you bed that collapsed underneath me so much we had to nail every single board to my bed. I love you mom, i know you tried your best but you fucked up really badly. I love you mom. I love you dad, you weren't there to raise me, but you were there when my mom fucked up. I love you dad. I love you grandma. I love you weight of the world. I love you anxiety and I hope you calm down so that I can go outside more. I love you Fairy and I love you Sweetie and I love you Kittey. I love you Will Toledo for the ending of "The Ballad of the Costa Concordia". I love you Phil Elverum for making music, I hope I get to see you live some day, and I hope you get to raise your daughter without incident. I love you bed and I love you mattress and I love you both pillows that I have. I love you panties that i sleep in. I love you small comforts and the pains that make them powerful. I love you the person I'm writing this too. Even though you don't have a name or face to love I still love you. I love you the me I'm writing this too, even if you're constantly shifting and losing focus. I love you religion and I love you atheism. I love you Goodnight Moon. I love you to all the stories that inspire me as I write songs and poems and love letters, never at the start, but as I keep going. I love you community. I love you it/its users. I love you xe/xyr users. I love you noun/nounself users, variable pronouns are a fucking sick concept and I love when you stick exclusively to shit like pup/pupself. I love you me who used vom/vomit pronouns for shock value. I love you transmasc femboys and i love you masculine transgirls. we should use tomboy more often. I love you future me. I love you past me. I love you me. Amen.

[scentedchildnacho]

The Krishna lecture just told me that I should see this as about cultivating taste I take that as bless you...or blessings to you

A monk was attempting to eat with his hands.....so I said I. Wouldn't and I will take mine to go because it can just be compacted quickly and turned into new stuff or burned

A homeless man told me soap can really ruin my symbiosis with nature so I said no it doesnt at all ...I dont have a problem with English colonialism unless it's if it's started then huge job.....

The English always have royal valuability and all the work given to mozartian spaces....very popular suddenly and there was nukes near here like last century

Strange scary expensive hyper clean Irish loud space then my Asian boss dish after dish after dish after dish....these people dish and the English won't get its restaurant going.....or the Irish has karaoke so only this cult group of athletic males would show off....while the mexican european Mozart had to host everybody's social family pride the day British pakistan is made to work here is the day people better get off my back

Anyway dawn is still the American dish soap and you have to get all that carbon waste off you a lot is inefficient

I told the monk eating with his hands..........that I am from Wisconsin and my childhood was pretty tragic but I did have a happy peaceful childhood though like I had benefactors in childhood that were just like they want social order and don't be cult compound disgusting

I think they were Europeans in some way because I like had to learn German Holocaust theory and later watch kitty hart moxom so utensils are always a blessing to be grateful for because there were all those sad beautiful stories of people murdered completely without reason and one should realize that here racists still dignify with a tool

I always make sure to show the beach walk parade that I don't show attention to animals till it's a cat dogs are all so bat shit crazy those people never stop wanting to think about fat

Truth is soap is maybe what he really needed at the time to re instill symbiosis with nature if you won't detach from nature nature will be so painfully with you you will hurt nature more then life and death is...

Im sorry but your a man and you have to shower 5 times a week and be careful of people who try to feed you too big....some of you nature freaks smell so pungent people could throw up

I don't understand God's Garage not having a shower that's not normal most homeless places have a shower available everyday

[brandonwayneb]

lol if you want to laugh,

just look at how many blames my name has 'white magically' accumulated

somehow Im Satan, Eat Children, Do Drugs, and has off shore bank accounts wealthier than any president

LOL. yah right! LOL

what the fucks left!?

I was called so many names,

that the entire english language doesnt exist anymore! lol

oh yah,

Satan

Children

Drugs

Sex

hmmmm.... really guys?

LOL how fucking sad lol

those are called

Blame ScoreBoards

those are called

Hot Potato Rearrange Faces

lol crazy mother fuckers

If I did all that

if I do all that,

where the fuck is my profits!? lol

What, I do allllllll those 'magically white' crimes,

and somehow there's always conveniently white people waiting to cash checks, and re cell banks.

LOL

Do you know what a Stool Pig Onion is?

lol, Onion is their joke about people who have multiple layers, specially in eye sight.

Magically

a list of crimes.

lol. dont make me laugh,

let me check my pockets first,

nope, not a damn dime

lol look at this list

Satan

Child Molesters

Drugs

Sex

hmmmm..... and somehow Im blessed with all 4?

LOL america!!

stupid as fuck lol

if my bank account doesnt reflect overflowing expenses,

then dont use my name LOL

I literally just look into white war 24:7

its no wonder theyve called me so many names,

look how crazy this is,

Vampire

Witch

Gnome

Leprechaun

Werewolf

Windego

Ghost

Creature

Shadow

Jinn

Satan

Alien

Child Molester

Drugs

Soda Might Spa

Sim Dime

Sex

Cereal

Salad

Tomato

Potato

ummmm.... is english done speaking to me yet?

"white" can fuck off

"english" hah, dont make me laugh

Don't you wonder how "white" people so conveniently 'collect'

Uh, Duhhhhhhhhhh!!

corrupt agents literally read the entire fucking english dictionary LOL

before you talk to a "white" agents who "knows" in the inner "loops"

take the dictionary,

throw it out the window

Now, you know english lol

and if ur next accusation is German slurs and imaginary Arabs.

than welcome to total bafoonery

English is NOT allowed to have thAAAAAAT many accusations

thats clearly insane,

even for the agents who dare say all those to 1 single person at a time.

thats how they "laser drill"

thats how they "microsoft peel"

thats how they "scapegoat"

English language was not meant to be THAAAAT CYNICAL 🤨

those are agents literally reading the entire fucking dictionary and then pretending to be catching child molesters and aliens,

because they know thats the easiest way to make everyone question each other

lol really ive heard every hot word,

and its flat out embarrassment and mass war executions.

English was not made those ways,

abusive agents have decided to take advantage of the fact that bilinguals will not understand how ridiculously insane it is, to blame people for THAT many crimes,

absolutely ridiculous.

the question is,

What haven't I been called?

LOL.

thats why i never stop laughstocks.

"English" has already played all their cards

and their favorite word hook words are

"Ver Bait Tom"

and "Fall Soul Lay Tea Dough"

and "Sold Dough and My Tea"

for Soda.

for Spa bath bomb

I dont 'need' english

but I know one fact is certain,

Tom, was never made for this amount of disrespect

Lots of English pride counts on Tom and Thomas.

I mean thats insane to screw victims on the name "Tom"

for what?

"potato mozzarella"

"Thumbelina and Cinderella"

really? disgusting,

english will do anything to say animal and food names,

and try to blame a random Fool or Ghost or Ghoul.

you should say English,

this way "EngGooLosh"

that is what those Agents are drooling on.

England fought Irish people too you should know,

Im not a huge english man,

but i know how to save resources and respect for bottom lines

and calling "Tom" and endless list of harassment and death names,

is not dignified for anyone involved

Tom, is Tom.

that english name should never be corrupted.

And I dont even like English THAT much!

I know my decent share

and I dont care

But to listen to agents,

endlessly list criminal names and drug names...

for months, and years,

at the same people,

c'mon ridiculous!!

those "agents" cant stop, or they would be criminally executed,

so your not listening to men going crazy,

ur not listening to random gays trying drug and molest everyone,

ur listening TO and WITH agents who cannot back down,

or they would be exposed as literal mass, MASSIVE war criminals.

Not 1 person

Not 10,20,30,40,50,60,70

Thousands.

THOUSANDS.

starts at a few teams in each buildings,

Dont you ever wonder how 1 person gets "Sing Ghoaled" out

the old white crimes are called

"Shingle Chicken Pox"

and "Goose Bumps"

Disgusting!!

that means pimple and veins actually pop and blister

thats ur lovely white co "agents"

who always seem to have every final answer right? lol

always playing first word

always playing last word

Now only dirty "porters"

Now only dirty "cell jockey"

which is a horse rider,

that they've covered up with "Potato Midgets, and Moto Psy Schools"

nasty!

and

Crazy!!

Horse Blood

and the engine of a motorcycle on the dick as you drive

god damn white people could drive me crazy, if i didnt have faith, and wisdom.

but now,

u have you guys telling me about Fat Fa Fa 24:7 lol

and Wicca Satan 24:7

thats okay.

but if you acknowledge,

you were saying "Fossil"

and you were saying "Fault Seal"

At least now ur focused on Fast Faith, a little better...

although Fat and Muse.

still gains attention.

Just say a Fat Muse.

not necessarily muscle.

Fat. Muse.

Muse, like an inspiration singer

Muse, not "stab a muslim with a straight jacket pot comment"

"straight jacket"

there's your lovely "blue star fish"

obsessions.

Lol. before they cut people on those comments they laugh and say "dont worry it grows back"

and they say Murder a Muse,

and say Hot Rum.

and say See these bitches started Rumors.

Protect Fat

Protect Muscle

and throw the english dictionary at white "agents" who conveniently know how to list "every word imaginable under the sun"

if you want to fight wizards and witches,

start with nasty ass goose

Lose Zee

Goo Zee

Gross!!

I say Dragon,

because dragons dont give two shits about a goose

but now they have all these black people obsessed with "Dray Guns"

and crazy cell crimes run "Rapture"

"Phillip Gas Station Bomb Bust"

and "TerrorDakZakZaZaSaSaTalTil"

and blacks dont even get a final say on those,

ALLLL whites telling them how to see rushed inn accurate assumptions

If you are scared

if you are curious

here is the answer,

anyone can know

1) Jinns are living souls that shapeshift and move around

2) crazy aases with lab science, are typically a mixture between USED TO BE "WHITE" but now a mixture between Lizard and Alien

Their not all the same thing

here's how to see more correctly

1) Jinn, is okay

2) white criminals who owned Science Lab, and either run around as crazy aliens, lizards, or some form of cannibalism with or without tech cloaks.

and thats literally it,

besides random being who only survived outliving each other in mixed realities.

really the world isnt complicated on these topics.

1) Jinn: Is Okay

2) crazy lab science: Is Not

and really anything else going on,

is all "projectionist suppressionists and in ventriloquism."

which is almost as equally stupid as lab science, according to the practice and practitioner

I manifest through summons of attention.

I dont need objects

I have to be asked, wanted, or prayed, or someone has to draw or force attention.

big difference in life.

I dont keep materials

So all these crazy american agents always saying MAT MAT MAT MAT MAT POT POT POT POT POT

TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM

are participating in genetic "genocide"

and mass mutilation.

which will always come straight back from Karma.

So Just Make Kind.

Start with Ken.

and quit reading that in all kinds of directions.

Ken. Kind.

or Say Kentucky shit pot america jokes lol jk

alright well,

i tried to clear up social rumors,

you can see how it wont get much clearer, because this is what illegal whites call "Oh! Yummy! Lets pretend we didnt do all this, and lets prepare for "Easter Bastard Kits and Cry at my ass christmas"

Cell Eggs.

Cell Cherry

they also call the end of english accusations "George Cherry Pick Tree"

those are VERY different types of "english whites"

Definitely not my type,

and thats why and how, i rage and fight my best for everyone,

Not even English was meant those ways, thats what SICK BUSINESS has become,

Not Bodies

Not Minds

Sick PHYSICAL exchanges of currency for souls or bloods

thats the enemies you're looking for,

ur not looking from random Homo Sappy Pee'd On You

Homo Say Fee Ann

Homo Say Re Ban

Ribbon.

Unleash a red eye rabbit

and protect "May"

for Silver War May.

Those are Maze Workers.

AmaZING

Love "May"

Love "Fay"

A May Fair!

A True May Fair.

not bombarded with white comments subjecting child molester comments, food, and animal names.

May. not "city town Mayor"

May. not "Mayan Calendar"

May. not "white dump agents"

May was used so many times,

you can see why?

THIS MANY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

God Bless May.

and do not accept a blame

and do not start derogatory potstickers 🥟 shit pot comments.

May.

Fay.

and thats all the fuck I choose to say,

if you keep listening, I will purposely séance and our souls will twine god's songs and satans slanders

If you want me,

after I am already done

I will rhyme genocide and watch the world die.

I will not be a hostage

and everyone cared about my energy and languages so much,

Where The Fuck Is My Money?

Where The Fuck is my Showers of Gifts and Gratitude?

exactly.

Instead, its all greedy codes, and excuses to rush lab crimes.

Sick white government,

dont degrade yourself for their deals,

they paid with their life the moment they took my blood

and the joke is, and always has been, i have no body anyways

I will literally just fly directly back down, and everyone will rethread skin, and we will go all over again,

with playing Cat and Mouse

crazy ass Tom and Jerry.

stupid and stupid.

I always stay with the stupid's

I upkeep honors for Gothic Cupid

how the fuck else do I save a bottom line for fucking birth? lol

Okay, saved the gothics

Okay, saved their rights to be known as equally right.

Rainbow Gothic

saves literally everyone

Okay. I know I sent Tons.

I just hope today is the last time I have to talk about sauerkraut idiots listening on how to demand gay guys to "give and sale more pre psy dens"

Co Psy Den

Po Psy Den

blah blah fish food and sharks

and idiots asking about Doll Lore Fans "Dolphins" "Sharks" and "Fish Food"

thats how stupidly dumped america is

all because stupid fuckers wont stop telling me "psy"

I HATE THAT WORD!

if i hear PSY,

I am going to scream WHY!!

U have a fucking mouth and you cant even use it right

U have a fucking body, and live as a Radio Tower LOL!!

thats so fucking stupid LOL

I took 1 look at their "psy circle"

and said No Fucking Way stupid fuckers! lol

its like their praying to a pizza lol

anyways, adjust

anyways, fix

if you count on "psy" that much, than you're only becoming a balloon head who stares at circles lol

Okay,

Try not to overly relate me to crimes I dont do.

I translate!

and their trying to make that illegal too!

Wear Wings On Ur Feet

Translate.

only to truthworthy

or clearly victimized citizens

avoid "orders" and "claims"

if the voice sounds greedy and selfish

or if you've literally heard the same dumb fuckers playing Cake Shop Agents 24:7

justice doesnt require food names

justice doesnt require animal names

those are all SUBJECTS designed to be thrown away at someones expense

If "agents" still need to talk about Food and Animals, to catch criminals, than their psy is similarly stupid.

and they all know that,

they say, stupid codes, or TOO common of words,

because then its easy to train sleeping and sedated victims

with Puppy and Kitty jokes

and Potato and Pizza jokes

as they dump, stab, or drain bodies and soul energy that a person may of worked THEIR ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

All so agents can laugh about Cookie Party jokes and make Coo Coo comments

I would NEVER design a language so stupidly commonized with babies

which is why I speak God prayers private, and Satan languages private.

my languages dont catch voices

my languages push away or attempt to meet half way

if there are extended arguments any direction is engaged,

because I share Freely

because I speak Freely

or dont talk to me!

or dont comment of me!

or dont share with me!

i dont play 1 to 1

if you tell me 1,

i could tell you 99,000+

and i will say the same fact,

Dont Like It?

Dont Mention Me Then!

so all these "agents" who Sell Pit all day...

their not catching much,

their mostly harassing me or citizens with high energy levels, or many life hardships in translations.

because remember THEY cannot speak freely, they would be exposed,

and to hide that, they double pretend "well thats my job"

if their job was to catch child molesters, drug addicts, and all this other crazy stuff,

they wouldnt be talking about fucking werewolves and shadow creatures LOL

thats THEIR personal obsessions and science crazy greed crimes,

that they've made excuses into casual work.

And if they catch criminals legally,

they would not 'get excited'

criminals are not for excuses to be excited, just say you can hide and say "Im only acting this way, because I have someone with me, as part of my job"

that means every officer job,

could literally say On Psy, Off Psy.

and if anyone asks,

say its Xyz, on our team chats

thats all bullshit,

the majority of those men, only want to fuck Jinns, and promote their body or mental capacity or sadistic entertainment,

in false alpha empire schemes.

men and women both.

just remember the basics

1) Jinns: Okay

2) crazy lab science repeated offenses that officers and technicians are now personally benefiting from... bad. not okay.

I dont even like science

its just as stupid as that Psy word

thats why all they do is stare at circles and pizza holes all day,

literally all day,

and as their "land" agents,

they then talk about Worms and Mosquitoes all day

so here is the majority of white corruptions

1) circles

2) pizza

3) worms

4) mosquitos

5) sauerkraut

6) fat balloon heads who cant stop talking about Cheater Cheetahs, Food and Feet.

if this message didn't enlighten, than thats a total loss,

I just pray you find better 'codes'

to live by, if thats what you've decided...

but dont assume they will fit me.

I have a huge habit of jumping INTO traps purposely,

how else can you set a trap off?

like a DareDevil

how else can you feel like you're truly learning to become a true hero?

acquaintances feel each other's fire

true friends jump in together, and never forget

I always cherish this

"I will walk through the gates of Hell with you."

I do my best daily to watch out for Gods people being sent to Pigeonhole Farms.

Say Potato Smidget, really really fast, and say Bat Eyes

Lol... so many agents that literally get excited to hear OH THERES FREE FOOD AGAIN?

OH THERES A FRESH FAYGOT

OR THERES A WHITE DADDY PAYCHECK!?

ridiculous.

Okay This Message Is Made For Anyone.

I hope this enlightens,

My goal today was drink a bunch of energy drinks, and try to completely liberate giving a fuck about explaining the same american bullshit 24:7

america wont change anytime soon,

however with a long message and as detailed as possible,

I can rest knowing i've tried my best,

this message is just meant to be a more 1 hit finish type message,

since i included every government role, and every name possible to be blamed for.

Truthful Accounts

As much as I hope this message was enlightening,

I just ask, watch who you Trust

and keep the word TrustWarThee

TrustWorthThee

I will keep faith.

with or without fat comments

so doesnt matter how many times theres now fat accusations too...

wow go figure.. *eye roll*

1 last point to this message,

Im not racists,

but dont trust white people so much,

look more about reverse systematic crimes,

The Top, is the bottom

The Bottom, is the top

and watch who plays Frisbee Golf

and watch who kicks sewer lids and folds pizza boxes

.....ridiculous!!

Okay!

To leave this message on a public helpful positive,

Brandon

Skylore

Lizzy

Cassy

Sebastian, Steinhausen

Just free roam for anyone,

namespace is namesake

you actually wiser if you create an unspeakable name.

Okay Cheers!

Keep Chippy

Keep Chipper!

and no those arent codes,

their anti code really lol.

[lodzianix]

germania anno zero: its. a tough one for me. im genuinely unsure how to feel about it. on one hand, ehhhhhhh. were germans really the most harmed by the war. should we really feel poor sad for the umwu sad baby nazis. there was this scene where a guy who was a soldier. had the excuse that he was just following orders. which. i heard that! numerous times! its a really poor excuse! on the other hand, this is still. a movie focusing on people, struggling in an economic disaster. are they unworthy of empathy. i. i dont know! i dont know how to feel about it all. its difficult to me, maybe the fact that im polish plays into how reluctant i am to just sit back and say its a brilliant movie. im sorry i cant help but roll my eyes at the poor soldier boy whos too scared to present himself to the police, poor guy who had to hide in his own house, unable to do anything for his family. it felt ironic, because. you know. jews had to hide in other peoples houses, unable to do much about to help their families. so its hard for me to feel much empathy to him. but. ehh. idk. maybe i just dont understand what was i supposed to take away from the movie. because its still an interesting topic, a state of mind post-war germans had, their shitty social situation and whatnot. how that all affects a child. how poverty takes away most opportunities from people and makes it difficult not to steal, not to do morally corrupt things. it was definitely interesting. i still just. dont know how to feel about it all

[ryosmne]

Three brats??

Dad!Sukuna x f!reader

So this is basically a comfort fic, featuring dad! Sukuna because the brainrot was too much. Ok so, the reader and Sukuna have a son together, yes their son is Yuuji, I know this is usually the single father Sukuna trope, but I wanted to give it a go, feedback is always appreciated. Thanks for brainrotting with me @likeab-o-s-s cause this is the reason this exists. That's all from me enjoy reading.

Warnings: none really, just family, heartwarming fluff.

The air was crisp and fresh, unusually refreshing for the beginning of summer. Parents were already gathered outside the daycare, Yuuji, y/n's and Sukuna's son attended, patiently waiting for their kids to run in their arms again.

Sukuna arrived a couple of minutes before the final bell on his motorcycle, he took off his helmet, leaned back on his bike and waited for the familiar little pink head of hair to come wobling to him.

The three mothers next to him, scooted a bit closer to him to get a better look nothing he's unfamiliar with and no one can blame them, Sukuna is a sight for sore eyes. Leather jacket with the sleeves rolled up, extenuating his board shoulders, exposing his tattoo covered skin, v neck white t shirt, allowing his toned chest and even more of his tattoos to show and a simple black pair of pants hugging his muscular thighs in the best of ways.

In the past some of the bolder ones had mustered the courage and asked him if he was a single father since they had never seen his son's mother, but with a laugh Sukuna brushed them off telling them how his lovely wife was a working parent and her schedule just didn't match the daycares. Maybe the very unconventional wedding rings they got weren't the best idea in this situation, even though they were extremely beautiful and unique.

"I really admire the work you put in the little guy" Sukuna's gaze met a woman who attempted to strike a conversation, oblivious to what she had meant by her statement he replied, maybe these three minutes would pass faster talking about normal things and not stressing about work.

"Don't we all put work on our kids?" He spoke calmly with a slight smile that he always wore when talking about Yuuji.

"Yeah, we do, but it still must be hard I can't imagine what you're going through" Sukuna's mind went to the worst scenario. Was Yuuji a trouble maker at school? He is a very well behaved child, both him and y/n made sure to teach him proper manners and how to be polite, that couldn't be it right?

The bell rung, and kids made their way out of the daycare, Yuuji in the blink of an eye was hugging his father's leg, exited to see him after the hours he was gone. In a swift motion Sukuna put Yuuji's little backpack on his own back and scooped the boy up in his arm.

"Yuuji's a pretty good kid, hes never been difficult" Sukuna smilled again resuming in the short conversation with the woman next to him. "Single father's like you don't get the credit they deserve". She spoke again smiling sadly down to the little pink haired boy who seemed too fixated on the earrings his father was wearing.

Sukuna finally understanding what this whole thing was about, chuckled, this had happened before after all, he should've known.

"I'm not a single parent, speaking of that your mom said she has a big surprise for you after dinner" he said directing his attention to his son again, the woman next to him quickly fumbled an apology for missundertanding, to which Sukuna replied to with a simple 'dont worry about it'. He placed Yuuji on his bike, put on both his and his boys helmet and drove off.

Y/n was still stuck at work, thankfully her husband would cook dinner tonight cause overtime was killing both her and her mood, good thing she finally had a day off tomorrow.

Y/n checked her phone to see how close she was to going home only to find a text that Yuuji's teacher had send her that was obviously meant for her husband.

Hello Mr Itadori, this is Mrs Laura from the day care. I was wondering if you wanted to get launch with me after school tomorrow, you can bring little Yuuji too, I'm awaiting your response, have a nice night.

What the hell was that? Well y/n's number was in Yuuji's contact information, she chuckled at the words displayed on her screen but she couldn't really blame the teach, Sukuna was a walking temptation, she knew that first hand, hell she fell head over heels for the dangerous looking guy who hid a heart of gold under his hard exterior, but the teacher could at least check who the number belonged to.

Y/n run her last errands and made sure to pick up Yuuji's surprise before heading home, she even tipped Sukuna off so their son wouldn't know what hit him.

Y/n made her way inside the family house, tossing her keys somewhere on the living room couch.

Yuuji immediately after hearing her car in the driveway came rushing down the stairs, jumping around her like he always did when she came home.

"Mom, mom you're home." The happiness was evident in the boys face, his smile was wide when y/n dropped to his level to pick him up and spin him around

"Yes I am little devil, did you give your father hell like we agreed?" She spoke in the happiest of tones with Yuuji still in her arms. Another set of arms engulfed her frame making her halt on spinning the little boy.

"So you're telling him to be a little brat now huh?" Sukuna's breath tickled the side of her neck and ear as he rested his head on her shoulder and wrapped his strong arms around her waist. "Welcome home love" he spoke again giving her jaw a ghost of a kiss.

"Daddy is the food ready" Yuuji spoke from y/n's arms, Sukuna only laughed at his son's appetite, and directed both him and y/n to the kitchen where he had already set everything up.

"Mommy, what is a single dad?" Yuuji asked in the middle of dinner in typical fashion of his, any question he had from something he heard through the day would always come up during dinner.

"Well Yuuji, single fathers are the fathers who raise their kids alone." The young boy seemed to think about his mother's words before speaking again. "So its just a daddy ?" Yuuji asked again with his eyes growing a bit sadder, his mother nodded, and Yuuji's eyes started to water.

"Baby what's wrong?" y/n asked. "Hey buddy what's going on?" Sukuna was growing quite concerned too. Yuuji burst in tears leaving his seat, climbing up his dad and hugging him tightly. Sukuna was rubbing his back to comfort the young boy and y/n's hand was stroking the kids hair in an effort to calm him down. "B-but why did that lady c-call you that, is m-mommy l-leaving?" Everything seemed to click for Sukuna, y/n was still confused but in the calmest sweetest voice said "Yuuji, baby look at me, I'm not going anywhere ok?" And the boy left his father's arms and clung on to her like his life depended on it.

Sukuna cracked a few jokes and lightened Yuuji's mood so he could enjoy the rest of his dinner, which went pretty well, he was his smiling adorable self very soon after his parents reassured him that none of them were ever leaving his side and the boy was now drawing with crayons in the living room. He seemed to have completely forgotten about the surprise his father mentioned when he picked him up.

Y/n and Sukuna were doing the dishes in the kitchen, each one talking about their day, Sukuna explained the awkward conversation he had at the daycare that sparked Yuuji's sadness, y/n took a turn in talking about how her son's teacher, basically asked Sukuna out on a date but messed up and texted her. "How about you set up a date and you show up? I mean it's you she texted right?" Sukuna joked "Babe, that's cruel" y/n chuckled at her husband's mischievous nature.

"So you've got everything ready?" Sukuna asked. "yeah who'll bring him over?"

"You do it I'll keep Yuuji busy."

Sukuna joined Yuuji on the couch. "What are you drawing little brat?" Y/n heard him ask their boy in the usual sweet tone he had with him. She made her way down the basement, where she kept the surprise since she came home. Yuuji was going to love this, Sukuna was too, she knew she was already in love as well.

Y/n climbed the stairs quickly, and snuck up behind her son, who was occupied by his dad, she gently tapped the boys shoulder.

"A PUPPY" Yuuji announced exited making sure his voice was still soft not to scare the eager dog that his mom brought to his arms. Yuuji gently held the puppy that was licking his face as he was in a fit of laughter and excitement. Sukuna was as exited as his son and y/n had a huge smile on her face too. Their son had begged and begged for a dog ever since his best friend, Megumi got a black German shepherd puppy. Of course y/n and Sukuna wanted to comply to Yuuji's request right away, but they took time to teach little Yuuji everything there was about the responsibility of owning a dog. They took him to dog cafes and shelters, so he would be the perfect little dog owner, they taught him patience and responsibility beforehand. Sukuna visited the local shelter and decided with y/n on a white Shepard puppy that Yuuji always pointed out in your visits because 'he looks like Megumi's puppy they can be friends like we are' who can say no to that little adorable devil?

The puppy momentarily left Yuuji's arms to lick Sukuna's face. "Now we've got two little brats and a big one in our house." He laughed, enjoying the moment.

Y/n was admiring her son and husband as well as the newest member of the family with a smile plastered wide on her face, life was indeed beautiful.

The next day, both Sukuna and y/n were waiting for Yuuji to finish school, since y/n had the day off. Sukuna had his arm protectively around her because this time, others were staring at what was his, but he was proud to show her off to everyone, even in a place as mundane as his son's daycare.

[emonaculate]

Streamer Eren Headcanon pt 2

`❥ AU: Modern!AU

`❥ Genre: Fluff

`❥ Pairing: Streamer!Eren x Black!Reader

`❥ Warnings Include: Profanity, Established relationship, Eren is a dork

`❥ Author Note: You guys loved the first one so much I decided to do it again. Sorry if it isn't as good as the first one, I'm working on other projects at the same time

Eren met you during college and was instantly smitten

You were a foreign student studying abroad

He spent months trying to learn English just to properly talk to you

You finally cave in and go on dates with him because slfkssrlw how could you not when he's that sweet

Having said that, when you're frustrated whilst he streams, to check on you he'll switch over to English.

"Hey pretty girl whats wrong?"

"I can't find the letters for my cross word."

"....Aha lemme see."

He is trying his hardest not to laugh at your cute little scrunched up face as he helps you find the word.

During his charity streams, by popular vote, he lets you do his make up

Despite the stream being 24 hrs long people continue to watch because the interactions are too cute.

" 'Ren stay still."

"It feels moist."

"Never say that again."

"Wait. Babe. I want the thingy on my eyes."

"Thingy?"

"Yeah the sharp shit and the stuff on my lashes."

"Its called wing liner and mascara, Eren."

"Yeah that shit."

"Don't swear. Kids are watching."

"Man fuck them-"

"Yeager."

"....Ahem... sorry."

He is definitely the baddest bitch after you finish <3

Kept the make up on even after the stream finished

He may be a COD player but he does not have toxic masculinity

LOVES how he looks when pampered and whilst he'll never go out of his way to do make up or use your products; if you ever offer he's down

"What that's shit on your face?"

"It's an Indian face mask."

"It looks like throw up."

"Do you wanna try it?"

"Yes."

Once talked shit about braids not hurting that bad.

So the only natural solution was to make a bet

You styled his beautiful long hair into nice and neat cornrows (if you can't braid, take him to the africans)

He couldn't even sit through the procedure, literally got up and left midway through

"Fuck no. I like pain as much as the next guy but hell no."

"Aw baby what wrong? I thought it wasn't that bad."

Went on stream the next day to talk about the experience and why he wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Everyone can tell that your relationship is serious when you accidentally broke his PS5

Like he gets absolutely livid and wants to do nothing more than yell at you

But after seeing your teary eyed expression and your broken apologies in German

He just accepts it and steps completely out of the room to keep from blowing up on you.

It takes a few days and even though you feel completely like shit, you dont bother him

He finally comes around and just holds you tightly

No words or anything

His gesture is enough to let you know he forgives you.

He gets a new one immediately and is more careful when it comes to letting you mess with alone though lmao

Decides to do the little draw my life video and moves people to tears without trying

He thought his trauma was normal pfft

While that gets to people, what really affects his audience is when he get to how you make him feel

"If I can describe Y/n with one word, I'd have to say sunshine. You know that feeling when you've seen nothing but depressing rainstorms for months at a time but just that one day, the sun pokes out and shows that the world isn't so gloomy and bad. It's actually quite beautiful. The sun manages to make those sad raindrops look like diamonds. Thats Y/n to me. She makes the days where I feel at my worst better in every way. "

Eren suffers from a couple mental illnesses which is why he donates to their respected charities

He suffers from ADHD, Depression, and Anger issues.

Now you can't just magically make all of his issues go away but you being around does soothe him in a special way

Not many people can do that and LOTS have tried

But you just manage to get him in ways he cant explain

Even the videos with all of his friends involved, his focus on you

Fans can tell when you guys are not together during streams

Eren's temper is a lot shorter and he pops off quickly.

And of course he just so happens to play "getting over it"

This is one of those times he gets cancelled

Coochie-manz63: wow ur trash

"You're literally someone who hides behind a fucking screen to talk shit but I know if I was in front of you; there would be no exchange because if you so much looked at me wrong, I would have beaten your ass into fucking next year, you dyslexic fucking waste of space. Learn how to goddamn spell before you try to talk shit again."

IloveYEAGGGGER23: Damn..

You ended up being the one to clean up his mess, yet again

"Eren is very sorry for his actions, He understands how his words can be hurtful to others.. Right babe?"

"Huh? Oh um yeah.. My bad ig."

After the apology video, you give Eren one of your famous lectures.

"Eren you can't treat others like that just because you get a little upset. Remember what your therapist said about controlling your temper. You can't just do it when I'm around, you have to do it all the time.

Now Eren loves you to pieces but your lectures just do not help his ADHD mind.

So to shut you up, he does the only thing he knows how

Takes your breath and thoughts away with his passionate kisses.

His pattern is always the same

He pretends to listen, nodding occasionally, stands up and moves closer to you.

Grabs your jaw gently and tips your head back before capturing your lips into a sheering kiss that always leaves you breathless

"What were we talking about?"

"We were just going to get some food."

You're just as weak for Eren as he is for you <3

[inkyquince]

*slams fist on table*

THEATER KID! MUSICAL THEATRE KID!!!

Give me all your hot takes and favorites!

SO FAVOURITE MUSICAL IN THE WORLD? HADESTOWN BABEY, I SAW IT WHEN IT WAS JUST A LIL GUY, A LIL MUSICAL, AND I LOVE THE ORIGINAL STAGE RECORDING OF IT THE MOST ITS BEAUTIFUL, ITS TRAGIC, ITS THE GREAT DEPRESSION ERA OF AN ANCIENT GREEK MYTH.

It gets Hades right! Like, as a ancient history student, I have a deep hatred any modern movies depiction of Hades (YES, I FUCKING HATES THE DISNEY MOVIE HERCULES, FUCK THAT FUCKING THING fun fact greece banned it) BUT YES. Hades isnt the colossal enemy because he rules over the underworld, you fucking planks.

He is the bad guy BECAUSE HE IS THE GOD OF FUCKING RICHES AND A METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM IN HADESTOWN. oh MYGOD THE FUCKIN GENIUS.

Love Moulin Rouge so much, AND i know its looked down on for being a Jukebox musical but its so beautiful. It made a huge impact on me because i saw it so young.

Phantom of The Opera too, why you think im so deeply fucking dramatic?

Okay sO

Starlight Express? OF COURSE IT COULD ONLY WORK IN GERMANY, WITH EVERYONE ELSE WRITING IT OFF. ITS DEEPLY ENDEARING TO THE GERMANS and andrew lloyd webber is a fucking pussy for trying to distance himself from it. He's also generally a pussy, that fuckin tory.

Dear Evan Hansen was a mid story with sometimes good songs. Like, the movie warped every single character but my guy, they were already all insufferable. THE ONLY GOOD SONG IS SINCERLY ME, ITS SO GOOD COMPARED TO EVERY OTHER SONG IN THERE, CMON

... Book of Mormon overhyped. I don't care about it.

SHREK THE MUSICAL FUCKING STEAM PLOWS THROUGH WHAT MAKES SHREK SHREK. ITS BAD, IT DOESNT UNDERSTAND ITS OWN FUCKING CHARACTER. If you were going to make a decent fucking musical about shrek, DONT EVER HAVE SHREK SING!!! THAT'S SHREK BABEY, HAVE EVERYONE ELSE SINGING AROUND HIM!! SHREK WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE ABOUT MAKING FUN OF FUCKING DISNEY SO WHY SUDDENLY DISNEYFY HIM. fUYCKIN flops

Finally, Into The Woods was butchered by its own film. I love everything Stephen Sondheim, especially Sweeney Todd and into the woods was done so so bad. Its so underappreciated and because of the movie, it will further be misunderstood.

The live action les mis movie was always terrible and its sad that it took watching Cats (2019) to people to realise what a hack idiot Tomothy Hooper is.

Rent sucks. Fuck you. La Boheme doesn't deserve this.

FINALLY STOP PUTTING JAMES CORDEN INTO MUSICALS, WE DONT NEED THAT FUCKING MORON RUINING MORE SHIT

[janeyseymour]

I saw the second preview of six and here are my thoughts (along with a few fun stories at the end):

My heart literally fell out of my ass when the queens started walking out They changed a few small little things here and there and it was perfect If six doesn’t win best lighting at the Tony’s I will sue Ex-wives was WOW I literally could not stop smiling Some of the poses were different 

ADRIANNA FREAKING NAILED NO WAY

I am convinced she just is beyonce always

She’s just fantastic in that role and that’s what I have to say about that

Ig abby danced a little too hard during no way because she kept messing with her wig after

Actually she lowkey played with it throughout the whole show and it was adorbs

Britt was helping her fix it and like pointing out where it was a little cray (also abby’s wig looks so good omf)

ANDREA IS- WOAH DURING DLYH

Her delivery throughout the whole show was a bit more mature, but it was still so babey I love her

(On a side note someone today told me I look like Andrea, which is very kind but so untrue because I literally look like a broken thumb and she is gorgeous)

Her “IM NOT SORRY” was amAZING

She like low-key cut made the whole head joke short and im kinda sad ab it, but it was still fantastique

Through the “Wearing Yellow To A Funeral Bit” abby looked confused through the entire thing and I was cracking up

HEART OF STONE HOLY SHIT

She was INCREDIBLE and her dress was so pretty and sparkly and I just wow 

Shes just so pretty in general like ma’am how do you do that please drop the skin care routine 

The emotion that was conveyed was enough to make me tear up BUT I DID NOT CRY AND I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT 

she did the “you lift me high” line and kinda went into this airy place in her voice and it was angelic and heavenly and all the good things

HER RIFFS WERE JUST DFJDHJLFH

She was just fantastic and thats all I have to say 

Thats a lie I have so many things to say about that woman but the time will come

HOH was a whole acid trip there was a point during this song where I literally just took it all in and then thought “Janey, you really spent your hard earned money to go on an acid trip for a solid few minutes good job”

Their dancing is hilarious and thats that

ABBY SAYING “BUT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL STILL WALK AT FORTY” I had to stifle a laugh because my queen is indeed 40

THE GERMAN ACCENTS HAD ME QUAKING

Brittney Mack is… all bad bitch energy and I was living for it

She is a queen

When she did the “my horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour”- in the boot (not that I watch those…) abby is always making a 😳😶😲 kind of face and this time she just couldn’t stop smiling and it made me laugh

WOOF

Her reveal was SO GOOD she literally just started checking out her nails while everyone just applauded… AS THEY SHOULD

When britt told the person to get up, this person full on WENT and britt was like shook it was hysterical

THE INTERLUDE BETWEEN GET DOWN AND THEN KAT’S ROAST WAS ICONIQUE

i dont think it was here but I cant remember where it was but BRITT WAS PLAYING WITH ABBY’S WIG AND IT WAS REALLY CUTE SHE WAS LIKE PLAYING WITH THE ENDS OF IT AND AWH

justice for the beheaded cousins 

BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX AND YOU DIDN’T GET TO HOLD HER HAND… YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON…. IIIIII DIIIIIIEDD. Abby lowkey went feral and I loved every second of it and then her pose after got so many laughs it was truly amazing

THE K HOWARD ROAST WAS JUST SO GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD

Aywd destroyed me

I also teared up here but I did not let those babies fall because I was not about to ruin my look

justice for my pink queen

Her delivery is insane and honestly its gotten better and I didn’t even know that was possible because WOW SHE WAS ALREADY STUNNING BUT DAMN MY HEART GOT RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST

The whole “Catherine not singing” bit was fantastic

Abby looked so confused the entire time 

Andrea’s “hahaha what” was perfecto 

when Anna said “should we really be doing this” someone in the audience went “yes” very loudly and made the queens break for a solid second abby almost forgot to say her line and you could barely hear it because the audience was laughing at the rando 

Anna acknowledged it and just went “I know” before turning to the queens and saying “I know” it was hysterical 

“I’m Catherine parr, I draw the line in arbitrary places bLaH bLaH bLaH”

THE CLAPPING- BRITT GOT IN HER FACE AND JUST *CLAP. CLAP. CLAP.”  It was the funniest thing oh my gosh

“Are you sure Catherine? I-we don’t mind if you wanna sit this one out… I mean you must be exhausted from all those backing vocals”

IDNYL WAS INSANE AND ANNA UZELE IS WICKED TALENTED LIKE DANG

I dont know if this was intentional or not but when they all start to understand the purpose of parr’s thing- abby is the last to stand up and in my head im like “no yeah that makes sense because shes “the one he truly loved” and shes still trying to get to a point where shes realizing he wasn’t all that great and I dont know I just really like that minor detail

The whole “remember that I was a writer…” part got loud cheers, especially from abby it was very cute

She did a new riff on the “we all disappear” line and WOW my eyes went so wide it was so good I was genuinely shook

the “i dont get it” was sooo good

“My sixth finger” was said so casually and so determinedly that it was a whole new joke and I loved it

“Everyone notices Jane cant dance” -abby just looking so sad

“Yeeeaaaahhhhh. I read!” Was so cute and she sounded so proud of herself it was adorbs

The way they just stood there awkwardly was amazing and got so many laughs it was so good

When sam said the line about competing, abby really almost cut Anna’s line out but she caught herself and it was funny I dont know if anyone else noticed it, but I did and it was glorious

REMIX

“Rise abo-o-o-o-ove” WAS BEAUTIFUL THEY WERE IN SUCH GOOD HARMONY

AGAIN, ANNA’S RIFFS HOW DOES THAT WOMAN DO THAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW LIKE SHIT

After it was over, of course it got long applause and the entire time abby was doing her like “sparkle hands” but also awkwardly moving her arm kinda like a noodle and then going back to sparkle hands and it gave me a good chuckle

Six

The slow acoustic part was so soft I died

The harmonies was delicious

The audience was so hype

Megasix

Super hype

Amazing

Fantastic

All the good things ever

Basically it was just adorable and amazing and absolutely stunning

The new costumes are gorgeous and the lighting is wild if they don’t win best lighting for Tony awards I will full on riot

Aragon and Boleyn interacted a lot and so did Seymour and Cleves and it was very very sweet

Abby interacted with the band a lot to the point where she almost missed a cue and it was very endearing

AND THEN THEY DID THE CURTAIN UP THING AND FIRST OF ALL WOW THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE AND IT WAS SO SWEET SEEING THE WAY THEY ALL WATCHED EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE SINGING AND I JUST JDKFDJLA

abby’s hair is SO LONG but I am here for it

So I was looking for my friend when I hear “Make some room, make a path!” From a security guard, and the queens legit walked RIGHT PAST ME

I wanted to go to the theatre anyway to take pictures, but when I saw them, I did follow them back to the theatre because wow I wanted to bask in their glory I didnt even want to talk to them I just wanted to be in their presence

So im like, walking behind them when this happens:

I guess abby saw someone she knew because I heard this “abby!” And then she was like “OH MY GOD” and like RAN to hug them and i legit almost walked right into her/got stepped on but i freaking stopped like a noob i should’ve just let her run me over but I did not I just stopped in my tracks and let out a soft “aH” and then went around her

And then I got to meet a friend and apparently toby heard us squealing and watched us hug for a solid however long so that was awkward

And Julia schade was like talking to him and stared at us for a good amount of time

And then I was walking away and passed Julia again and she kept looking at me, but she was talking to someone else and I think she thought I was going to stay to talk to her (and I would have loved to) but I didnt I just gave her a smile, a nod, and a little wave because I can not do confrontation like if I could not confront abby ma’am I cannot confront u either I am SHY

And that is a very detailed run down of my time in nyc at the brooks