#and i know christian loves jack and he's proud of him. but like he's not very good at it

[simptasia]

jokes aside, i genuinely don't know what christian's problem with jack is

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 , 𝐉𝐁𝟓

summary , the daughter of lewis hamilton and a 3 time f1 world champion life is pretty great especially now that you have found a special someone

pairing , jude bellingham x fem! hamilton! redbull! f1 driver! reader

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yourinstagram winter break photodump pt. 5

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user my wife is a madrid...I don't know what to do with why self now

user stay away from my wifey mr. hey jude lookin ass

user MR BELLINGHAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

user it couple is cookin ya'll

user love that mother is living her best life

user bae wake up Y/N posted a winter break photo dump

user OKAY BUT THAT LAST PIC EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

user madam who got you those flowers

user jude better be careful or papa hamilton gonna have his head if he even thinks about trying anything with his daughter

user why am I kinda living from the idea of these two being a couple

user are you dating jude?

user Y/N come home the kids miss you

user 4th wdc pending...

user so we all know who the guy in the last slide is right?

user love my soon to be parents

user the queen soft launching wasn't on my 2024 bingo card

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TRENTSKI

JUDITH

EXPLAIN YOUR SELF

JUDITH

huh?

RICE RICE BABY

did you really think you could sneek your way into Y/N Hamilton's ig dump and we wouldn't find out?

JUDITH

yes?

SANCHOOOO

SO YOU ADMIT IT

IT IS YOU

MEEK MEALS

glad you finally got together

I was getting sick and tired of you talking about her 24/7

JACK RABBIT

I'm surprised he even got the strength to talk to her

STAR BOY

right?

his brain normally turns to mush when ever her name is mentioned

proud of you bro

JUDITH

thx kyo

I always knew you were a real one

TRENTSKI

damn I see how it is then....

RICE RICE BABY

trents going dark lads

in his sad girl era

PHIL CHEESE STAKE

so wait who knows about you 2 being together?

SANCHOOOO

besides the entire intent after that photo dump?

MEEK MEALS

LMFAOOO

STAR BOY

tell lewis he's the goat

JUDITH

hahah funny

let us have our damatic soft launch

obvi you guys know

the only others that know are max, sebastian, and charles

I'll let lewis know when he figures out I'm dating his daughter this Saturday

JACK RABBIT

mate your fucked

TRENTSKI

DAMN

secret forbbiden romance

didn't know you were built like that jude

MEEK MEALS

what do you mean Lewis fucking Hamilton doesn't know you are dating HIS DAUGHTER

SANCHOOOO

pray for jude guys

these might be his last days with us

STAR BOY

he shall be missed

JACK RABBIT

dw jude I'll delete your search history of you stalking Y/N's ig and twitter

JUDITH

thanks guys...

wiss me luck

TRENTSKI

break a leg

RICE RICE BABY

don't die

MEEK MEALS

good luck

SANCHOOOO

you going to die

STAR BOY

what colour coffin do you want?

I'm thinking bright pink and rinestones

JACK RABBIT

do you need a get away driver?

PHIL CHEESE STAKE

before you die get me and ronnie a hat singed by Y/N and Lewis

JUDITH

I feel so loved rn

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lewishamilton replied to your story!

he's a good lad

but if he hurt's you

winning a trohpy will be the last of his concern

okay dad I'll relay that message to him

good

also don't forget to use projection...

DAD OMG STOP

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¡HALA MADRID!

maxverstappen1 replied to your story!

Christian is asking if Jude wants to come to the team dinner before the livery launch?

also if he hurts you I will run him over with our matching aston martins

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what does he smell like?

[ebonyslasher]

Spicy Alphabet: Jason Voorhees

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Such a sweetheart. He's eager to clean up after. It's a bit sloppy at first but he gets the hang of it. Tucking you into the bed and laying right beside you when he's done to cuddle. He does everything out of love and necessity. Of course you won't be able to move after THAT session. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's quite proud of his torso, it's a powerhouse. His torso is the one thing he'll allow himself to look happily at in the mirror. Those abs and back muscles were a blessing.

You? He doesn't have one. Everything about you is a blessing from God to him. There hasn't been an inch of your body he's neglected. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This may sound strange, but it depends on your relationship development.

Married? Cream pies oozing out of you every time.

Engaged? Cum shots on different body parts.

Even if you can't physically get pregnant, Jason feels like creampie always equals possible pregnancy. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There's nothing dirty about this pure man. How dare you! Until he kills……then he's pretty messy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not experienced at all. Pretty sure he grew up evangelical Christian. They don't like even kissing until you get married. He's awkward, uncomfortable, and shy. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Let's avoid laughing until he gets super comfortable with sex. He might think you're making fun of him. Once he's more confident in himself, he'll also laugh at the weird sounds and awkward transitions.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His pubic hair has its own ecosystem. You swear you could discover some new animal species in there. He'll groom if you ask him, or even let you trim him yourself. But if you like the ecosystem, be ready to become an ecologist 🌱

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Exceptionally romantic. There are times where it gets so overwhelming, it makes you cry. That and the incredible orgasms he gives you. Actually, you can't tell which reason made you cry the most.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nah. He will just come to you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As long as it's gentle, he's into BDSM elements. Mostly bondage and you dominating him. Big scary guy likes to be put in his place, figuratively, by his small, cute s/o. It helps him unwind from his killing sprees. Once married, he will have the strongest urge for breeding.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

If you are okay with it, on a bed near the lake. The moonlight shines down on you both, exposing the glisten of sweat on skin.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your existence is enough to turn him on. But he gets especially hard when you take charge and take care of him, doting on him like the loving spouse you are.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that will hurt you. Also, anything that he finds degrading for the both of you like; scat, piss play, or spitting 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves to give, give, givvvvvvvveeeee!! Oh, you'll be screaming in pleasure when he goes down. His tongue and the amount of saliva he produces makes you feel like you're sitting in his heavenly water. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Scared to go rough, so he's slow and sensual. Later on, he'll allow some rough moments, but they are very quick. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Would rather have a full love making session. Quickies remind him of the teens who he kills for having pre-marital sex. There's no love in the action to him. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No. He'll try something new for you. But he has his hard limits.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Although he's a powerhouse, he delivers so much emotion through his movements during lovemaking. He can last 2-3 good rounds before he's tapped out. He needs to emotionally recover.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Sex toys? He's neutral. It depends on what it's being used for. He likes using them on you more than on himself. With bondage (and other related items) , he would rather be on the receiving end.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is not unfair! He'll give you what you want. He's a sucker for you 💕. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Moderately loud. He grunts a lot. Sometimes whimpers. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You were teaching him how to tie knots one day with some colorful rope you ordered. His hands were used as a demonstration. After running through various techniques, you noticed his arousal poking out. That's when you both discovered he likes being tied up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Anaconda. Not kidding. He's soda can thick, 10.5 inches long. He has a small curve to the left.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low, on his own. You're the deciding factor on how high his sex drive is. He tries to match you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he will quickly fall into slumber after caring for you. Other times, he's energized by the session. So he'll go out and check the camp.

[hockybish]

https://www.tumblr.com/hockybish/757825679573352448/does-sammy-like-maisiemaisie-like-sammy-because-i

Maybe you can have Svea and Maisie be drunk on Instagram live and spill some tea about Sammy and then maybe Jack FaceTimes Svea upset/mad but then Luke FaceTimes after Jack does and is proud. Also maybe include Nico having to come to the apartment to turn the live off

anon: This is the same anon who asked this and I had already sent in an idea for this but I have another one which is like what if you do Maisie and Svea are together hanging out at Svea's and Sammy goes Live which then makes Maisie and Svea go live "drunk" spilling things about Sammy while Luke and Nico are hanging out together at his apartment then both guys go to Svea's to get the girls sobered so then Jack late at night FaceTimes Svea or something mad/upset because Sammy had come up with this plan of tearing apart his relationships Svea and Maisie

a/n: I hope this doesn't come across as Svea or Maisie as mean girls

Anything in italics is when they are live! Anything in pink and italics is when Sammy is live!

"She is doing it again" Maisie scoffed. She opened instagram and tapped on her boyfriend's brother's girlfriend's icon that was indicating that she was live.

"She broke up with him only so she could start sleeping Farabee and Barzal again!"

Svea took another swig of vodka that was less than half full now as they both watched as Sammy began subtly talking about them. She passed the bottle and Maisie took some too.

"Oh and don't get me started on the other Maisie." Sammy sneered when she said Maisie's name. "She's so quiet and annoying. We have to be really careful around her. I mean what even is an extroverted introvert?"

The blonde Swede looked over at her American friend who almost looked embarrassed by what Jack's girlfriend was slipping to everyone.

"We should go live too!" Maize shook her head. It was decided that they would go live on Maisie's insta, since she had more followers. They each took another sip of their alcohol again.

"Ready?" Svea looked at the Maisie. Maisie burped, giggling and shaking her head. Svea hugged Maisie and gave a friendly kiss in her hair.

"Hi all Maisie's really super cool people." Svea gave a goofy drunk smile. "I'm Svea and thats Maisie May May." Maisie waved at the phone.

The two girls made small talk about various things, waiting for the right time to start inserting their tea. They got the opportunity when someone in the comments asked in the comments where Sammy was.

"Where is Sammy? Why would she be here? She doesn't like us." Maisie slurred.

"Yeah, we tried to be her friend, but apparently we aren't cool enough. That just means more goodies for us!" Svea grabbed one of the cookies that Maisie made for girls night.

"You know they're fighting again."

"OOO what's it about this time?"

"Jack liking the the pictures of girls again. I mean what's wrong with like pictures of hot girls?"

"What did Jack get her this time? Another purse?"

"And a pair of Christian Louboutins" Svea mouthed wow, Maisie nodded along.

"You have to be really insecure in your relationship to to get mad about that. And you know I wouldn't care if Nico did that because I know that he loves me." Svea admitted.

"You guys know she tried to get with Luke before she decided to fuck around with Jack, and she makes Lukey so uncomfortable we have to leave whenever she comes over."

They continued going back and forth spilling almost of the dirty laundry between the couple. Jack had heard enough.

He FaceTimed Svea first, but she just left it go to voicemail, since she was already on a call with Luke who was laughing along with the girls. They had moved on to less hot tea by now and he nor Nico knew what was mentioned earlier. He tried his brother next, who did pick up after second ring.

"Make them stop” Jack blurted out.

“Well hello to you too brother” They had just gotten done taking with Maisie and Svea, and Jack yelling at him soured the mood.

“Cut the crap, Luke. You and Nico need to get the girls to stop. It’s upsetting Sammy” Jack growled back.

"Like all the times she made the girls cry is any different?"

"Not Svea, she doesn't cry about anything." Nico shrugged. Both Luke and Jack shot him a look, as if to tell him to shut up.

"Whatever, just get them to stop, leave her alone, and apologize and I guess I'll try harder with Sammy"

Nico and Luke trekked across building to Svea's apartment. They quickly greeted the girls before Nico taking the phone from Maisie. The girls drunkenly slurred protesting as Nico ended the live.

Svea protested by trying to bolt with her phone out the door, Nico easily caught her. Maisie just sat there with tears in her eyes, she was at the stage of drunk where she starts crying, Luke wrapped his arms around her to comfort her.

"I think it's time for bed." Luke collected the phones so they couldn't do any more damage and the boys put their girls to bed.

[franki-lew-yo]

Speaking as a proud monster lubber who also prefers his beast look because no duh...I'm really tired of the passive but somehow unironic fans of Beauty and the Beast dragging the Beast's human look.

Firstly, he's not really all that ugly. He just needs more facial hair and chonk, especially to differenciate him from Tarzan. I know the "can you maybe grow a beard" line was added for the crapremake, but he legit would be fixed with just a few changes. It's like giving Elktaur a nose. It's really not that big a cosmetic different when you get down to it.

first pass edits (top:made eyes less sad and more happyBeast mode; bottom:begins changes)

Added: top chonk, thick eyebrows, beard like how god intended. sideburns, dilf energy. +Keeps deep(er, than regular) voice. Face the facts. +darker dirty blonde, though not nearly as dark as Belle's hair, so he stands out.

Upsides: is more obviously the Beast so people can shut up now about this guy "replacing" Belle's beast ++enough boys lets bring in the men. Coulda been our original Kristoff.

Downside: would def be babymipped into Christian art as a prettyboy Jesus.

The problem with the Human!Beast's design, as those before me have already said, is that he looks ruggardly handsome but standard and it feels like a different character because of that when it was the Beast that Belle and the audience fell in love with.

It's a bad design in lieu of what came before for him. That's it. Enough with your unironic "he should have stayed a beast"-bs. Same goes with that "Rapunzel looks better with long hair" or "Ariel looked better as a mermaid" garbage. Yeah, yeah and Jack Skellington's Christmas was better because it was "more fun". Even in animation where crap that you're expected to be endeared to somewhat despite it being weird in universe to the other characters, you are fundamentally missing the point of the story to ignore that.

Disney Beast is a spoiled crybaby manchild who made the mistake of crossing a fae on her bad day as a teenager, and now had to forever walk around with the ugliness he was and was in threat of becoming forever. He did not want this body. He is trapped in it and has decided to just never get better and be his worst self because of it- he even screams at Belle for almost touching his stuff and goes to save her because it's his fault she just ran out into a wolf-infested blizzard. Gotta love how ya'll only are annoyed with the beast's actions when he's a hawt beautiful glen keane monster and not his true self; a pretty boi spoiled manchild. Aww. You learned nothing.

Speaking of Centaurworld again, this is not a situation where the main character needs to learn to accept his new body as Horse does in that show. This is not the end of How to Train your Dragon where sometimes life sucks and you loose a leg and it's kind of devastating yeah dysphoria amIright-- the Beast did not need to learn to accept his body he needed to learn to accept himself. To be a better person.

Just to be my own kind of pettynontake-All the servant's human designs kick ass and look incredible. They're the true victims of this circumstance. Prince Adam not being your monster bf anymore is a sacrifice worth making for their sake.

[hangmatts]

matt is proud of jack

[ drabble ]

—

A million thoughts were running through Jack’s head as he walked back to the locker room. None of them were good. He didn’t want to confront Matt. He was afraid of what Matt would say. He didn’t want to disappoint him and Jack can’t help but feel like he did.

Jack took a deep breath, opening the door to their locker room. Matt was the only one there. He was sitting alone on the bench.

Matt looked up when he heard the door open. He immediately stood up, walking over.

“Hey.” Matt went to reach out to Jack.

Jack backed up. Matt tilted his head in concern. Jack felt his eyes tear up.

“I’m sorry, Matt. I failed. I’m a failure. I disappointed you. I wasn’t good enough.”

“Hey, hey, hey.” Matt went to gently grab Jack’s face. “Look at me. Look at me.”

Jack hesitantly looked at Matt.

“You could never-” Matt’s voice cracked.

“You will never disappoint me. You’re not a failure, Jack. You put on one of the best matches I’ve seen. You proved to everyone what I’ve always known. You are always gonna be good enough, okay?” Matt said.

Jack let out a shaky breath, barely leaning into Matt’s touch.

“You are good enough. Say it.”

“Matt.” Jack looked at him.

“Say it. Say you’re good enough.”

“I- I’m good enough.” Jack said.

“Say it again.”

“I’m good enough.” Jack repeated himself.

“Keep repeating that to yourself until you believe it, okay?” Matt asked.

Jack nodded. “But I-”

“Stop it.” Matt cut Jack off. “I know what you’re thinking. Don’t let a fucking dick like Christian get into your head.”

Jack pulled back, tilting his head. A confused expression painted his face.

“What?” Matt asked, concerned.

“That’s the first time I’ve ever heard you cuss. You’ve never said that word.”

“Oh, I’m sorry-”

“No, don’t be. It- it was hot, actually.”

“Oh?” Matt took mental note of that. “I guess you’re rubbing off on me.”

“Is that a good thing?”

“Yeah, I think so.” Matt nodded.

Jack laughed. Matt smiled when hearing it. He leaned in to place a gentle kiss on Jack. When he pulled back, Matt had a soft look on his face. Jack looked confused.

“What?”

“I’m so proud of you. I love you.”

“I love you too.” Jack leaned down to place a passionate kiss on Matt. He pulled back to rest his forehead on Matt’s. They stayed like that for a while, savoring the moment.

[isthlsfate]

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𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: black!cheerleader!reader, anxiety and panic attacks, self-doubt, emotional vulnerability, drug deal

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march 21, 1986

the week races by in a haze, each day slipping through your fingers before you can truly hold on to it.

you don't even think about calling eddie, the excitement of your phone call a few days ago quickly drowned out by the weight of reality.

you spend the days deliberately avoiding him, pushing down the guilt that settles heavy in your chest.

“you okay?” chrissy’s gentle voice snaps you out of your thoughts.

she has always been kind—a rare quality among the girls on your cheer squad. she’s one of the few you genuinely like, someone who never got caught up in the drama or pettiness that surrounded the others.

you blink slowly, then nod. “i’m okay.”

she smiles and nods back, then bends down to tie her sneakers.

you do the same, the hum of the crowd from the gym serving as a reminder of where you are.

the music from the marching band pulses through your chest as you concentrate on finishing the routine. your heart pounds, the energy of the pep rally sending adrenaline rushing through your veins.

even though you disliked pretending to fit in with your friends, you found relief in cheerleading. pushing your body hard enough helped release some of those bottled-up emotions.

your moment in the spotlight ends before you even realize it. you release a long sigh and quickly rush off the court with the others to make way for the basketball players.

jason, the basketball team captain, jogs up to the microphone, his proud grin energizing the crowd of students.

"first off, i want to thank each and every one of you. without your support, we wouldn't be here. give yourselves a big hand!"

you force a smile, waving your pom-poms and encouraging your team to join in.

jason grins and gestures toward the cheer squad. "and of course, i have to give a special shout-out to the best and prettiest fans of all time, the tiger cheer squad."

you roll your eyes as the crowd erupts in whistles and cheers.

"chrissy…chrissy, i love you, babe." jason’s cheeks flush as he locks eyes with his girlfriend. "it’s been a tough year for hawkins. so much loss."

a chill runs down your spine, and an uncomfortable feeling churns in your stomach.

"and sometimes, i wonder, ‘how much loss can one community take?' in dark times like these, we need something to believe in. so, last night, when we were down by ten points at halftime against christian academy, i looked at my team and said, ‘think of jack. think of melissa. think of heather. think of billy.'"

“poor billy. he’d still be here if it weren't for you.” (tick)

your smile falters as a sudden ringing in your ears drowns out jason’s voice. you nervously glance around, searching desperately for an escape.

"chrissy.” you whimper, tears beginning to well up in your eyes. she glances at you, instantly understanding, and takes your arm, guiding you urgently toward the locker room.

you cry out as you shove the door open, falling to your knees. the air around you seems thicker, pressing in from all sides. your heart races, each beat pounding in your ears, drowning out chrissy’s concern.

you try to take a deep breath, but it catches in your throat, coming out in shallow gasps instead.

the room feels too small as your vision narrows, blurring at the edges.

“you’re pathetic. soon everyone will know.” (tock)

a cold sweat breaks out across your skin, and you struggle to ground yourself, focusing desperately on anything—your breath, a sound, something to pull you out of the spiraling chaos.

“(y/n), look at me.” chrissy kneels in front of you, grabbing your face. “i need you to take some deep breaths with me, can you do that?”

you blink at her, trying to steady your vision and stop the room from spinning. just as you open your mouth to speak, the door slams open, interrupting you.

you don't bother looking over, but you can faintly hear chrissy talking with whoever it is.

“silly little (y/n) thought she could get away with what she’s done.” (tick)

your heart constricts, feeling as if it’s literally on fire. you let out a strangled cry, clutching at your chest.

“hey, it’s okay.” you hear a familiar voice. a warm hand gently clasps yours, with a firm yet reassuring grip. “breathe in with me, okay? just like last time.”

you squint at the boy in front of you, struggling to keep your eyes on him as he gazes back at you with intense focus.

“eddie.” you choke out, “eddie, you can’t be here—“

"in…and out. nice and slow. we’ll get through this together." he disregards your comment, and you relent, following his guidance.

reality hits you again as you finally come to, casting a sheepish look between your friend and eddie.

“that was really cool of you.” chrissy breaks the silence, giving the dark haired boy a thankful smile.

you’re grateful that she doesn’t ask any questions about you knowing eddie.

you stand up on shaky legs, turning on the sink to take a few sips and splash your face.

you can hear the pep rally coming to an end as the student body erupts into deafening cheers.

chrissy gives you a concerned glance to ensure you're alright. you nod in response, watching her leave the locker room, leaving you alone with eddie.

“why’d you follow me?” you ask, tone harsher than you intended.

eddie leans against some lockers, avoiding your gaze.

“no one saw me, if that’s what you’re worried about. i noticed you and chrissy rushing out the gym and i couldn’t just sit there without making sure you were okay.”

you sigh, giving him a gentle smile.

“i appreciate that, eddie.”

the room falls into an awkward silence, the only sound being the steady hum of the air conditioning unit.

“so…i never got that call.” the long haired boy teases, enjoying the nervous look that falls onto your face.

“right, i’m sorry. things just got a little hectic with cheer practice is all.” you lie through your teeth, your face flushing with embarrassment.

eddie chuckles, the sound sending a shiver down your spine.

“it’s okay, doll. how about you make it up to me by meeting me after the game tonight?”

you fiddle with your fingers anxiously, but ultimately decide to agree.

*

the crisp hawkins air nips at your legs as you walk beside chrissy, the tournament having just concluded successfully for the tigers.

you find yourself glancing over your shoulder repeatedly, anxious that someone might notice the two of you heading toward eddie’s white van.

not long after your encounter in the locker room, you learned that chrissy already knew eddie, having approached him out of curiosity about his side hustle.

you’re relieved not to be facing this alone.

eddie greets you both with a nod and ushers you into the back of his van. the interior is dimly lit and cluttered, filled with the scent of worn leather and weed.

he retrieves a metal box from a corner of the van, his focus shifting to chrissy as he opens it with a deliberate motion.

“there’s uh…there’s nothing to worry about. okay?”

chrissy nods, glancing over at you before watching curiously as he opens the box.

“so, how does this work exactly?” she asks.

“oh, just like any other old sale, except uh, cash only, and uh, for obvious reasons, no receipts.”

a snort escapes you in response to the boy’s sarcasm, and you miss the smile that spreads across his face at your reaction.

chrissy leaves the van soon after, promising to call you and share her experience.

eddie assists you into the front seat, quickly taking his place beside you. as he starts the engine and accelerates out of the parking lot, you try not to watch too intently as he drives off into the night.

[k4ijynxx]

𐙚₊˚⊹ 𝑲𝑰𝒀𝑶𝑺𝑯𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺 ꒱ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ.

[pt: kiyoshi caregiver headcanons]

Note: character uses he/him and is canonically transgender :3 please dont use feminine terminology when talking about him! I will also switch between him and his puppets since they are a part of his identity :3

- he LOVES to make puppet shows with you!

- he even has a puppet for you! Although its not a part of the main 3, he still tries to use it as much as he can!

- his puppets love you as well! Although they all have different caregiving styles:

* Molly is a very motherly caregiver! She is sweet, kind, and overall what most people think of when the word caregiver comes around!

* Kat is a very boastful caregiver! They might make themselves first priority, but they make sure they share that priority with you as well!

* Jack isn’t the best at caregiving due to his abrasive personality, but he is a very good last resort! He might be strict, but he’s strict in a fun way!

- he’s incredibly sweet!

- he is mainly a caregiver due to past trauma, he didnt grow up in a safe environment so he tries to make sure you can have a safe space <3

- he loves to build pillow forts with you! He especially likes to use it as a puppet play!

- he loves playing! No matter the game, as long as it is safe he tries to be a part of it!

- hes very gentle and patient, which is why he is great with more sensitive regressors :3

- he REALLY doesn’t like punishments due to childhood experiences. He doesn’t consider them to be a way to learn but more of a way of hurt, so he tries to talk it out instead! Even with bratty regressors, he is good with talking and his puppets help him out!

- he likes any masculine term that isnt “Daddy” related. Also things like “Uncle” dont make him comfortable either. He is ok with being called brother, bro, or any other masculine name that you would give a caregiver!

- can overthink at times, but he doesn’t ever mean harm!

- he loves giving piggy back rides!

- he trusts you to hang out with most of the cast, however he is a bit protective around Takeshi (not like takeshi would really want to caregive anyway)

- he ESPECIALLY trusts you around Otome though! Bani, Akira, Tomoya, and even Chiemi are also options if he cant caregive :3

- loves coloring! He always puts your art on the kitchen fridge!

- he LOVES to play sports with you, mainly soccer (or football if you are a non-American) he believes its a good way of work out (but he mainly just uses it to have an excuse to play soccer :3)

- he also really likes pokemon! He tries to save up money for pokemon games and cards for you, and likes to shiny hunt your favorite pokemon with you!

- he has a collection of drawing you made in a little bin he keeps under his bed, he likes to look at them in the mean time :3

- bluey! You both love to watch it, although he can get emotional at times

- hes a impure caregiver, he caregives mainly as a trauma strategy due to not living in a loving household and he has a huge fear that he will do something wrong because of that. He can breakdown at times over small wholesome things so sometimes he needs a break

- likes to caregive with Otome at times!

- hes actually a flip!

- he likes to make little notes in your lunchbox, although most of them are by his puppets

- he gets really happy and proud of you over the smallest of things! You can do anything and he will be saying you did a good job and give you a high five!

- he knows what to do with nightmares because he has them quite often

- hes fine with calling you anything, although he likes to call you kiddo, little one, button, sweetheart, or sugar!

- he loves to take you to playgrounds! He especially likes to help you on the monkey bars since he can reach and is very strong!

- he doesn’t care what gear you need, and he always makes sure you feel comfortable with your gear!

- he isnt the best with religious regressors (mainly christian or abrahamic religions related) due to his past, but he tries to toughen it out even if he can be anxious about it at times. He is always scared he will do something wrong and get in trouble, even if there is no one to punish him

- he loves cuddles and hugs!

- he loves board games! Especially shoots and ladders!

- he loves to get you plushies! Especially the more traditional kind

- he also likes movie theaters! Hes ok with most movies so he loves going!

- great with younger regressors! He doesnt really know what to do with older ones though

- he struggles with more independent regressors since he feels the need to caregive 24/7, but he can be comforted into it when he isnt stressed

- hes actually a pretty good singer! He sings you to sleep or when you are hurt

- hes good with regressors of any minority, although religion can be a struggle for him

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[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

NSFW alphabet: Christian Cage

Okay so this is my take on the alphabet for Sir Turtleneck! Some of this is observed by comments from the podcast (nothing too raunchy tho) and others is just what sounds right for him.

I hope you guys like it! Also if you haven’t already, check out my most recent fic called “Punishment”. It’s one that I’m very proud of ☺️

Warning: +18 only, NSFW, so minors DNI please!

A (Aftercare):

An absolute sweetheart! He’s the type of guy that would do all the cleaning up after if it means he gets to cuddle up with you after it’s all done. Though I’d like to imagine he would tease you and try to make you laugh because that’s just the type of man he is

B (Body part, favourite of his and yours):

For him, he’s all about your thighs and ass. There’s nothing more he loves than to touch, squeeze, kiss, bite all over your lower half.

For you, it’s his chest and his biceps. Something about seeing his chest hair and his strong arms just gets you so riled up and ready

C (Cum. Do I even need to explain?):

This man is very safe when it comes to sex. If you really beg him, he’ll treat you by finishing inside you. But he regularly practises safe sex. Better safe than sorry!

D (Dirty secret):

It’s not something he would freely admit, but he absolutely loves when you dominate him. He’s a tease and a brat in the bedroom. As much as he loves being the one to control your pleasure, he loves it a little bit more when the roles are reversed

E (Experience):

He’s not been with an insane amount of people, but he is experienced enough to know exactly what he’s doing and how to attend to your every need and order

F (Favourite position):

There’s nothing better than good old missionary; being able to watch you writhe with pleasure under him, begging him for more is exhilarating for him. But if he’s feeling absolutely feral for you? Doggy style.

G (Goofy during sex or serious):

He’s typically very serious, more focused on the act but that doesn’t stop him from joking about if something a little embarrassing happens to lighten the mood

H (Hair, how well groomed?):

He’s not a fan of being bare down there. Or having a jungle going on. He keeps it at a perfect balance: there’s a fair amount of hair but it’s neatly trimmed. He’s quite the perfectionist

I (Intimacy, how romantic is he during):

VERY. His love language is a mix of good deeds, words of affirmation, and touch. And he will spend hours on making the atmosphere perfect if he has to. You’ll always get a nice treat before sex whether it’s a massage, nice dinner, or a speech about how beautiful you are

J (Jack off, does he masturbate often):

Only if he can’t get to you. If you’re around him, why would he use his hand when he can just go and find you to help him out? The same applies to you, you never need to lift a finger to please yourself if he’s around!

K (Kinks):

This. Man. Is. Kinky. He loves a bit of BDSM if he’s in the right mood, with things being done to both of you (usually you however. He’s got sensitive skin!)

He adores marking you with love bites, making sure everyone knows you belong to him.

Another plus is that he’s very experimental in the bedroom, he’ll always try anything once. Anything.

L (Location, favourite place to have sex):

Although he will try anything once, that sticks to the bedroom. The fear of being caught or heard is too much for him to want to try having sex anywhere else. Though he will let you get him off in bathrooms, showers, or anywhere that he can quickly hide himself

M (Motivation, turn ons):

As simple as it sounds, just touching his thigh is enough to get him interested. Especially when you let your hand travel up or towards his inner thigh.

Seeing you in minimal clothing (or anything for that matter. He’s so in love with you that he’s always ready) really gets him going

N (No’s in the bedroom):

As mentioned, he’ll try anything once. But he’s not one to share you with anyone, boy or girl. He gets jealous very easily and wants you all to himself. Spitting is a big no no. It will definitely make him nauseous.

O (Oral, giver/receiver):

He will never say no to receiving oral from you. Out of all the experiences he’s had, you do it best. But he does prefer to give it. Having your thighs squeeze his head as he goes down on you is almost enough to make him cum there and there. And he is very good at eating you out. His mouth isn’t just used for talking

P (Pace):

He could go either way. But slow and sensual is his strong point. He can really take his time with giving you what you want without rushing it. It feels better for you both that way too

Q (Quickies?):

Occasionally! But it’s very rare that he will go for one with you. Again, he’d rather take his time with you so he can fully appreciate you and the experience

R (Risk, down to experiment?):

Yes, he’ll do anything at least once to see if it’s something you’re both into. That’s how you found out he likes to be dominated after all!

S (Stamina):

He’s not able to go as much as he used to but he’ll still give you a few rounds every so often. Just as long as by round three you go on top dos he can catch his breath properly

T (Toys):

Oh yes, he has a small collection! It mostly consists of vibrators, cock rings, plugs. But there’s one or two dildos that you two have experimented with 👀

U (Unfair, how much of a tease is he?):

He loves to tease you. It’s the quickest way to get you to punish him for being a brat and getting what he really wants

V (Volume):

He’s louder than you’d expect actually! Though he still keeps it just quiet enough for only you to hear him

W (Wildcard, random headcanon):

You’ve caught him trying on some of your clothes: panties, dress, skirt, crop tops. You won’t admit it to him just yet, but you so badly want to have sex with him in your clothes

X (X-Ray, what’s under the clothes):

A comfortable 5 inches for sure. It’s not the biggest or the thickest but fuck, does he know how to use it

Y (Yearning, how high is his sex drive?):

Still just as high as it used to be! His age is just a number and won’t stop him from needing you day in and day out

Z (Zzz, how quick does he sleep after):

Not crazy quick, he’ll stay awake for a little bit, maybe an hour? He wants to spend that time relaxing with you, chatting, and cuddling

[emmedoesntdomath]

emme’s 92sies review

@sparkedblaze I stole your idea because I was bored xoxo so here's my 92sies thoughts, with occasional running historical commentary:

okay having max do the intro was genius, he's a perfect introduction

they're on the horace greeley statue that's cool (editor of the tribune) (left, came back, died) (yer a nerd, emme)

kloppmannnnnn my guy

we really ditched the cowboy bit in livesies huh

max: *smack*

mush is RIPPED

god I love skittery and his relationship with race so muchhhh

ooh christian did a little dance- kind of. he twirled once. love you babe.

I actually love the 92sies lyrics and I know that's an unpopular opinion, but they're so funny

christian bale was either high or drunk whilst filming this and that's a fact

morris is older. fight me (not you, @noxexistant, I love you. just blaze.) (IM KIDDING IM KIDDING)

race's jokes are funnier here just because max casella looks like he's having the time of his life saying them

"must be from brooklyn"

no way my guy just counted all those papers that quick

I love how jack just straight up mocks davey,., like bro that's not how you get a bf

PULITZER HAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS HE HAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS (at this point, pulitzer was nearly blind because of health issues. we love to see historically accurate choices)(or I do at least)

that is how headlines worked, actually. stealin from the competition, stealin again

GUESS WE BOTH GOT AN EDUCATION

yessssss 92sies les drink that beer

why does every fight scene look like it's from a cartoon

davey's such an asshole. I adore him.

medda I love you but literally every part of your casting and story in this movie is wrong and makes me mad

davey: -and our friend

jack: fucki- excuse you??? since when

sarah's so prettyyyyyyy and not interested in jack at all

this version of santa fe is like,.., sweeter. I'm pretty sure I've fallen asleep to it before

oop except for the dancing bit. forgot about that.

HELP WHY IS THERE A HORSE AIN'T NO WAY FRANCIS SULLIVAN KNOWS HOW TO RIDE A HORSE

Imao oscar imitating kid blink

are you outta your MIND- racetrack higgins, 1899

look at davey being the voice of reason and then immediately doing a 180 after making eye contact with his crush. proud of you bro

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

boot's lil solo is the best and so cute oh my god

dentondentondentondenton

you're just gonna let your little brother walk into the world with a guy you met a week ago????

jackie boyyyyyyyyyy

dominic lucero has my entire heart. he does everything with a grin and enthusiasm I,,, *brb sobbing into my pillow*

..they are throwing hundreds of dollars in papers away like it's confetti

NOO CRUTCHYYYY

iS tHaT dAvE hEyA dAvE

cartoon fight.2

gabriel damon is like a literal child and he is doing the absolute most

THE CEILING FAN TRICK YES BUMLETS (I take it back, dominic is still doing the most) 

every word out of crutchy's mouth makes me want to hit a brick wall (affectionate) 

bro sarah's gay and thinks you're an idiot

ON THE GROUNDS OF BROOKLYN YOUR HONOR (-my favorite part of the entire movie)

I love that gabriel and max seem to be actually friends, despite their age difference. that was definitely the reason people started seeing sprace.

denton seemed to care about davey, at least a little bit, which is interesting to me, because he seems to only care about the other newsies a little bit. I feel like it’s a sees himself in him deal.

don't hide under carriages kids

they would not let him use a very expensive printing press as a bed. I refuse. I’m in denial about it. 

RALLY RALLY RALLY

spot conlon is an icon

do I have problems with medda? yes. do I think the swing is kind of cool? also yes. 

jack, you’re an idiot 

NO DAVEY LOOKS SO HURT STOP IT

the jokes weren’t funny I took the money my friends from home don’t know what to say

there’s no bill and darcyyyyyyyy. sad times. 

this version of once and for all is too slow and boring. sorry not sorry.

90s CGIIIIII FOR THE WIN

I feel like this version of the strike has gone on for like three minutes, not two weeks, but that’s fine

pulitzer and jack are both approximately two years old shouting SHUT UP at each other

look at all those kids (is this reality? meh. hundreds to thousands of kids did show, but that seems like overkill)

the goveaNAH

why are all of the jacobs crying??? they’ve known this guy for a month at most???

oooo carrying the banner’s backkkk (again, these lyrics are better, you shall bury me on this hill)

bro he came back and the first thing out of his mouth was davey come over here. gay.

oh hi denton

YES SPOT BE THE KING THAT YOU ARE RIDE THAT CARRIAGE

and then they got a happy ending. so cute. 

okay, okay, so. cinematically? the movie needs some help. it wasn’t very planned out, and it’s clearly a disney movie at some points. 6.5/10

historically? they did better than I remembered. certainly better than the stage production. my biggest issues lie with medda and probably jack himself. 7.5/10

musically? I like their carrying the banner, king of new york, and santa fe a lot. but most of these kids weren’t professionals, which does give the stage production a better quality. still, they worked with what they had. 7/10

overall? I adore this movie. I really do. I’m going to be honest, though, and say 7.5/10

okay I’m done now because it’s midnight. I’ll post this tomorrow. byeeeeee

[incarnateirony]

prydain parallels aka cas forsakes his powers to marry dean??????? maybe a reach but 👀

Kinda, not quite. It's more that Cas already made that sacrifice (and ironically became Much More during it, but didn't know it at the time). If you check my Marriage of the Minds tag, or pretty much any of my art or garden tags, you'll see that the plot of season 15 was something called the alchemical wedding. There were two near instances (15.09, 15.13-- one cancelled, one proverbial proxy jack) and then the actual moment 15.18 for Cas, but Dean really never got his beyond Not Who I Am and I'll Try To Live For Him/Them. And at least telling his little brother he was proud of him and loved him, that kind of qualifies but was really just a plug for the plot checkbox, because that's not new, he's said it before, and that's not what Berens' plot was leading to (but I'm not about to get back into Singer's fuckery.)

You may want to also check my occultum tag, because of 15.13. You'll see in my Art tag that the occultum is actually pulled from that card, which represents that alchemical union.

The "loosely translated, in order to be in the occultum, the occultum must be in you" was quite cute, actually. They put it in Enochian so Cas had to read it, even if the original was in Latin, which is why Billie and Sam had that. THATS LATIN FOR HIDDEN RIGHT. where is it. I DONT KNOW. ITS HIDDEN.

It was in fact VERY LOOSELY TRANSLATED in the like "alchemy for dummies model" 

Visita Interiora Terrae Rectificando Invenies Occultum Lapidem

“Visit the interior of the earth, and by rectifying what you find there, you will discover the hidden stone (philosopher’s stone)”

So let me shorthand what that means again in a new post, then direct you to the aforementioned tags. (cut for length)

OK so in alchemy there's a whole spiritual quest of breaking down your bad stuff and becoming a good clean pure self, but purity isn't christian purity. It's the mastery of the self without fear of a christian god to condemn you or whatever. You Do You, Do What Thou Wilt (and harm none) Shall be The Whole Of The Law.

In alchemy think of Earth as Body. So Visit Inside the Body, and by Rectifying what you find there, you will find-- The Perfect Soul.

That's what that means. Or, in order to be in The Garden, The Garden must be in you. Which is why Cas' plot was all like, learning to speak his open truth and let the light in. The Moon lets the sun Shine On Her Face To Become Full.

Part of the process--again, deeper coverage in my tags per subject--involves the death of the Empress which--another tag to check--is where Cas landed in his path, with the Mary, Rowena, and Amara parallelism, right down to the blossoms and pink shit of death and the gift to be lost if not appreciated. (both Cas and Dean shared that, while Sam avoided that light, Jack only got hit by it before his rebirth in-episode and missed it after.)

That same episode also placed: Joseph-Dean, Mary-Cas, Christ-Jack where the two halves of Mind and Soul, (*mortal) Life (*actually mind/grace) and Being (*soul, still) marry, passing the Philosopher's Stone as a seed from Emperor (dean gets it first, via Bobo correction note from the script), then Empress (Cas) then the Aeon Child (Jack). It's a matrimony forecast.

Unfortunately, the Empress is considered to die in the process, whether in birth, after birth, or just the passing of the old generation before the new. The process talks about returning to The Black Womb By Which All Life Springs. Gonna let you rattle that around in your head a bit.

But Cas reached in. He let the light in. He let himself love outwardly, not fear judgment. From God or Dean or anyone. He let IN the light Dean showed him. He took in the shadows humanity cast too. The Shadow, the thing that rules the Empty. In that moment, Castiel integrated with The Infinite Vessel of Death (to not explode) while taking on both all the light in humanity (his unending love for Dean, and a reflection of Dean's own love for the world) and accepting its shadows and what it hides away, just like his own.

If you venture into my Heaven tag, and discussions, you'll find that like. Heaven, as we call it, is basically the World Soul. Human souls, the grigori said in Angel Heart, are slices of heaven and angels since the dawn of man have made them make mental heavens to distract them. To keep them in contentment, like Nihilism, even if that same void of repression was beyond it just like the Empty.

Because really, The Empty and Heaven are the same place. It's Not Being, Not Having Soul, Not Letting In The Light; vs Being, Just Saying, Just Being Yourself, And Accepting it.

The occultum is powerful--a key, they said. it's not a place or a thing. It's a key. It's a key to the Kingdom of Heaven, and the secret Chuck hid away all along is that it's always been the soul and humanity. That serpent that talked to his first gabriel-esque barbies, and taught them what Good is (the soul, as the Absence of it Isn't Evil in alchemy, just like Cas said, but the Absence of Good; the human soul is the one true thing, everything else is a matrix of commentary we're put through).

Chuck mentioned a beauty and glory in creation greater than his pride or ego waiting to be born, like he and amara just were. He knew she'd seen it, and felt it, and looked at Dean.

One day a sleeping Nothing went TheFuck (why) do I exist, chuckmara popped up, Chuck made a playbox with toys in it, some toys met a snake, got a soul--that snake is just. The Shadow in the world of Chuck's Mental Box Of Perception, Awake. It's the Let There Be Light before the sun, of the true creator, the living soul of man in its rawest form, and that's why Jack got his soul back THERE even when Chuck couldn't. Chuck just made the sandbox. We play in it.

So Cas thought he was giving up his everything, his very being, for his love of humanity but in doing that, basically unbirthed The World Soul the way Rowena did hell via Death. Cas became heaven, and that's where the Castiel's Uterus joke is from, and why the Akrida are a triple threat joke in three languages of locust, garden and a complicated birth that could cause death.

You know. I Cared About The Whole World. John and Mary's love saves The Whole World. Turning over all the cards at the end, and the final card: The World.

The Whole World waits for us, and what is Dean's Whole World. What is keeping him from reaching peace in the garden, what is he looking into his parents as he crosses past timespacesoulstuff, as the light tries to call him home. What regret--like the ones that haunt Rowena--is keeping him from being At Peace With Himself. What is he not Being yet. What does he have to Say, or Do, to be able to reach Heaven Proper, where all his family is, what does he have to do to stop disconnecting himself like the monsters in the Winchesters morals, to lift the fog on his path and find his garden, his roadhouse, his family.

Cas already made that sacrifice. And with it, Castiel is calling him home.

Come home, hometown hero.

the main thing is the Taran Wanderer parallels, not anything from The High King. eg the hero's journey is over so let me look into my parents and learn a few things about myself on the way.

[islandfate]

woooo boy. so – i'm doing a little lost season one character recap just to kind of find my footing and determine how i feel about these characters on this latest rewatch. which, also, i think this is my 12th rewatch? that's crazy. anyway, i'm going to go through the list of the characters and kind of talk about how i feel, how my views have differed from my previous watch, etc. warning for opinions 😔 but these will be in no particular order! this will also be under a cut bc it's gonna get long lol !!

jack – the only thing i really want to do right here is rant about how much i dislike this character, how he puts a bad taste in my mouth, how he can be a truly terrible doctor and how his stubbornness and judgement lead to awful, terrible decisions. but i'm not going to completely bash this character, no matter how much i'd like to. despite this, there's no easy way to say it, but i just don't like jack. i think he can be a good guy, and i think there are aspects to him that make him an interesting character, but in season one – for me – his flaws completely outweigh his positives. there is just something about him that makes me so frustrated. i genuinely think it's his attitude, that is, his constant belief that his way is the right way. and i'm always here for a frustrating character, i enjoy someone with flaws, but jack's simply ... fall flat, for me. maybe it's because he's meant to be our main character, and he just has zero charisma in my eyes. i think there are so many other characters that draw me in. jack is just there. and usually he's doing something to piss me off, but not in the fun way, in the “i really fucking hate you” way. and i truly do not like that he refuses to help people sometimes ( sawyer ), or that he brushes them off for being annoying ( sullivan ), or brushes them off because he thinks he's always right ( such as with claire's nightmares ). it puts a bad taste in my mouth fr !!! even him punishing kate for not telling him what she did, when he's the one who told her that he didn't care? make up your fucking mind buddy.

but of course, jack can be a compassionate person. and he does feel guilt for the things he does – like with claire's kidnapping – and i'm glad for that. maybe too much guilt sometimes, but i'm not gonna fault him for that because i always love seeing that in a character. him watching sayid torture sawyer and realizing that this is a bad thing we're doing here – i liked that. it was a bad call. and i truly adore the flashback where he turns his father in for drinking, because i cannot even imagine how difficult that would be, and the betrayal on christian's face ( and the pain on jack's ) is honestly hard to watch. and when sawyer tells jack about meeting christian, and how proud he was of jack, i do find myself tearing up every time lol. it just really kills me. anyway, i'm hoping to god that i like him more in season two because jack isn't a character i want to feel this frustrated with. i don't want to dislike him! i never want to look at a character and say “i hate them please get them off my screen” but that's usually how i feel about jack. and i don't know if it's the writing, or the acting, or jack himself – there's just something about his character i don't like. either way, i'm hoping for better things from him in season two.

kate – oh kate ... perhaps my second least favorite character in this show, right behind jack. i want to like her so badly but there's also something about her that frustrates the hell out of me. i think her infatuation with jack – for no reason, might i add – is annoying. and i hate their chemistry, because there is none. seriously, kate works better with sawyer, works better with sun, than with jack. though i will admit, i really like the plot twist of kate being the prisoner, and i do think it's interesting how much compassion she has for people, even the u.s. marshal, but something about her also unfortunately falls flat for me. she's just not all that intriguing in my eyes, and i really wish she was. i do like she and sayid's friendship, i think it's cute, and i think kate is far more interesting in sawyer's scenes. but i think i'd like her even more if she wasn't soooo heavily paired with a man, always. not even romantically, but i just mean, she's always in scenes with a guy! she always wants a dude's help! like, give her something to do on her own. but, truly, i have nothing more to say about kate, and i may never have more to say on her lol. i don't remember being super impressed with her in season two, but it's been a bit since i watched all of that season, so we'll see!

michael – truly, i do not have any words for why michael would be my favorite character in this season. he's frustrating, quick to blame, doesn't always make the best decisions when it comes to walt ... but that is what makes him so damn intriguing to me. i think it's his relationship with walt that really kills me. it's like, he's this character who wanted to be a father so badly but was never really able to be one. he fought tooth and nail to be able to be walt's dad and it just didn't matter. and then susan dies, brian comes by, and michael's reunited with walt. and he has to figure out how to raise his kid ( who isn't really his kid anymore ) and honor susan and brian at the same time. it's such an insanely devastating situation that i can hardly stand it. people misconstrue michael's intensions so much – like when they say he hates being a father. but i don't think that's true. he just doesn't know how to be one. he was never given the chance to! michael definitely has a bit of a hair-trigger temper, but i genuinely do think it's because of walt – most of the time. and also, michael and jin's friendship after everything that happened between them?? i love it so much. anyway, michael stays being one of my favorite characters in this season, and there's not a scene with him that goes by i don't enjoy. his centric episode nearly destroyed me this watch and i don't think i'm ready for the next one, which i know is coming soon. overall, i just really enjoy how michael has such this surface level look about him, then you look deeper and see who he truly is, what his motivations are, his regrets. he's just a really great character in my eyes. also, i'm not going to talk about walt on his own, just know i adore walt and i wrote a fic about him! so, he's def a fav of mine.

locke – i'm gonna be honest! locke has always been a favorite of mine, i absolutely love his flashbacks and i think he's so much fun to watch on screen. terry o'quinn really carries here, and i'm excited because i know just how great future locke scenes are. but, how do i feel about him in season one? well, i found myself ... being a little more on the bitter side with him! i think i formed an attachment to boone and to witness what leads to his death really hurts. and when locke brings him back and lies about what happened, causing jack to misdiagnose the problem – well, it really sucks to see. and i know boone was supposed to die, but that doesn't change the fact that if i was on that island, i'd be pissed at locke for this. aside from that, i really like his belief in the island and those intertwining themes of fate and destiny ... he just brings something that the show really needs. i will never get over this man having been in a wheelchair and walkabout still makes me cry to this day. and being conned out of a kidney? phewwww that's a tough one for me to watch. i love the scene where locke bangs on the hatch and the light beams up – it's so great. but, boone's death really hurt my opinion of locke in season one, but i'm sure this'll improve with time ( until season 4 🙄 ). anyway, the ending of this season really teases the jack and locke dynamic – man of science and man of faith ... they're so fun to watch and i can't wait to see them interact more in s2. but locke in season one is great, up until the moment he isn't. but he grew on me in the finale. his acting is so good i can't not like him, lol.

sayid – well, i suppose i might as well get it over with. so, i've never been much of a sayid stan ... i try, let me tell you, but the feeling just never comes. my opinion of him has been pretty consistent throughout my time watching this show, but i think he's mostly good in season one. and i'm not saying he's a bad character or anything, i simply find his flashbacks to be boring and i have no attachment to nadia as a whole. and i think that him torturing sawyer was awful! but obviously i'm not really here to judge characters based on how terrible of people they are ( look at my fav ... ), obviously these characters have flaws and are not always great people. my “meh” feeling toward him more so has to do with the fact that he falls a little flat, too. at least for me, he does. and i know people love him! i've just never felt much of a connection to him, and i'm not sure i ever will. let's just say, i don't watch this show for him.

charlie – charlie is definitely one of the highlights of this season. drug addict characters always, always draw me in, and i think his personality is just so great. he's definitely on the funnier side, but then we get to his backstory and you see just how fucked up things got for him! i love that he goes to the cockpit only to find his drugs – and i love seeing his notion that he's a coward, that really gets swept away come episode seven. i know, i know. people don't like the moth metaphor. but i've always had a soft spot for it, and i think the combination of acting and writing really brings that scene to life. i adore charlie and claire's relationship and they're just ): so cute. so when they get kidnapped ?!? god damn that angst is so juicy. but anyway, i've always been a fan of charlie's character and that hasn't changed one bit. i can't really remember how prevalent he is in s2 ( aside from fire + water ) but i very much look forward to seeing more of him and what he gets up to. i feel like i have less to say here bc ... idk! he's just a silly guy! i like him a lot, always have, and i don't see that ever changing.

claire – you know, i've never had much of an opinion on claire. she's always kind of just ... been there for me. however, i think because elsie likes her so much, it's really improved my view of her. claire is just so sweet and i can't imagine the terror of being pregnant on a fucking deserted island. she handles it much better than i would've, lol. but her pain and fear is definitely hard to see, and made even more difficult because of jack not believing her 🙄 which, of course. but i really like the ethan plotline and i like the little seeds they plant for s2 – such as showing that small flashback between rousseau and claire in the finale. we still don't know what happened to her! i will admit, i don't have a whole lot more to say here, but i think she's a fun character and i like the stuff they play with concerning the psychic. that's really all!

sawyer – sawyer!!! this man has always been one of my favorite characters and he's forever managed to crack me up... i just think he's hilarious, definitely one of the funniest characters on the show. even in the pilot, when kate asks where the polar bear came from and he says, "probably bear village, how the hell do i know?" i laugh every time. ANYWAY! i definitely thought sawyer was going to be more of an acquired taste this season, which, he is, but he really shines pretty early on. i expected to hate confidence man more, because i've never really liked that episode when watching alone, but it turns out i ... really enjoyed it this time around? i thought it was the perfect blend of realistic and horrific and it was a great way to stir up tension, especially between sawyer and sayid. everyone always assumes the worst of sawyer and they truly don't even bother asking him – they just blame him, which makes him mad ( as it would anyone ), and then he acts like an asshole in turn. he's backed into a corner and it's kind of fascinating to watch and see what he does, how he reacts, etc. and maybe i'm crazy, but i don't see having your own supplies as a ... necessarily bad thing? so many characters accuse him of looting from the dead, but it's not like he's the only one that's done that. and we're shown that in truly life threatening situations ( such as boone ) he's quick to help. i also love his relationship with michael and, by extension, jin, and him being a part of the raft is just so fun. truly, i think sawyer is just so interesting, and i'm very excited to see more of him in season two.

boone – ohhhhh boone. this man is someone i've always had a love / hate relationship with, but at the end of the day, he won my heart over. he's always been someone that wants to help sooo badly ( such as trying to give rose cpr ) and even if that doesn't exactly pan out, he still cares to try. his relationship with shannon is .... odd, to say the least, but i do enjoy most of their interactions. i think boone definitely projects his feelings on to shannon, like calling her useless and worthless, which is probably why he tries to help out as much as he does. and when he and locke find the hatch, this kind of gives him a new purpose, and so does locke. so it's devastating to see boone be convinced to follow locke out to this plane, and you can see that the only thing he wants to do is help. it just!! pains something deep inside of me. even when he's in the plane, it falls because he's trying to get everyone rescued – and i think that's how he deserves to be remembered. i do think his death hits so hard, and while the episode definitely prepares you for it, it's not easy to watch it play out. i love the scene where locke sees boone in his dream, when he's talking about his babysitter, and you see the flashes of him covered in blood. it's really trippy and foreboding and just ... so well done! i love the idea that boone's death majorly effects everything and everyone, not only in this season but in the seasons that follow, and it's nice that the show never forgets about him. i just really like his character and, though i'm sad to see him go, i know it's necessary.

shannon – surprisingly? shannon was one of the most enjoyable characters on this rewatch for me. i never thought much of her before, felt like she was a little annoying, but i genuinely liked her this season and i thought she was hilarious. i'm a little disappointed we didn't get a shannon flashback, but i know we will in season two, so i look forward to that. her grief for boone really fucking pains me and when walt gives vincent to her ... man. that scene hurts. i don't love she and sayid's relationship, to be completely honest, but i really like the scene where she tells him off for getting frustrated with her about the map. i still have mixed feelings about her going after locke after boone's death, but maybe it'll make more sense to me on another rewatch lol. anyway! not too much to say about her, except i enjoyed her presence ( a lot ) and that was a little surprising for me.

sun & jin – i'm combining these two into one, not only because i think they're important to talk about together, but also because i'm feeling a little lazy. anywho, i think it's really fun how the show makes jin out to be a pretty awful guy, but once you see his backstory – see his motivations, his fears – it starts to make a lot of sense. it's funny because jin is definitely one of my favorite characters, but it's pretty hard to like him at first. so i really enjoy his development in the first season, and his friendship with michael is really sweet. as for sun, i do like her! she's another character that's always just been kind of there, but i enjoyed her a lot more on this rewatch. her goodbye to jin before the raft leaves absolutely gutted me. the acting there was phenomenal. and i think it's really special we got these two characters because yunjin kim was so impressive when they were casting. it's upsetting to see these two characters who don't speak english, who are pretty much completely isolated because of this language barrier, but then sun speaks english?! the little twist there is just so great. her weird relationship with michael also isn't my favorite thing. i just really love sun and jin's relationship and how much it develops – they're probably my favorite couple on this show, tbh. and i know kate was behind a lot of the poisoning jin thing, but when jack tells sun he knows it was her, and she says, "are you going to tell the others?" that just BROKE me!! the fear and pain in her voice. ugh. she just wanted to keep him safe and off the raft. also, jin's dad is so sweet and i really love that scene between them in the flashback. and when sun is about to leave jin at the airport and he shows her the flower – god, that makes me cry every time. like full on sobbing. it's so good and their acting and chemistry is just amazing. anyway, i don't have too much more to say on them, but i adore sun and jin so much!!! definitely one of the highlights of this season.

hurley – i feel like it's a little hard for me to say much on hurley, mostly because we don't get toooo much development with him this season. like, we get one flashback but that's really it! so i'm excited to see more of him in season two for sure. but anyway, he's one of the funniest characters on this show and i love his interactions with literally everyone. and there is not one scene with him that i don't like. the numbers are probably my favorite part of this show, and i love his flashback about the curse and winning the lottery and all that. it's just great. and for rousseau to be the one person who tells him that maybe there is a curse? and that she doesn't dismiss what he's saying? it's so euphoric for him, and i love seeing it every time. hurley's friendship with charlie is also great – i just love those two. his flashbacks, alongside locke's, have always been my favorites and i just ... wanna see more of his character and past! he's just such a memorable character, and one of the first i think of when i reminisce about this show.

honorable mentions :

ethan – scary as fuck. this guy has always creeped me out, and the fact that he's tom cruise's cousin will never not be hilarious to me. he definitely scared the shit out of me as a kid and even still gives me the creeps. it's hilarious that the characters, especially charlie, start referring to him as a "what" rather than a "who." i love it. death was deserved, this man wouldn't have said shit.

sullivan – we were just calling him john lennon because we didn't know his name. his rash was a little concerning and jack brushing him off was annoying to me. and when he comes to the golf course and says "can i play?" i just love that scene. where did sullivan go ... 😔

scott & steve – i don't really know the difference between them, but rip scott. he deserved better.

arzt – probably one of my favorite side characters. he's so funny to me, and when he gets blown up i just ... bust out laughing every time. cannot wait to see this idiot again in s3 and s6.

[sk3tch404]

(Resurfaces like in the Milk Cat meme) I've returned- YOOOOOO CONGRATS ON COMPLETING YOUR FIRST ROUTE!!!! 💃🏼💃🏼🎉🎉

https://imgur.com/a/CjwwBix

Shit wrong link, uhhh-

https://imgur.com/a/IihtOxh

There we go :D

That is one BIIIG Milestone reached, so even if you can't complete the full game, you're definitely ready to upload a fully fledged demo👌be proud yourself, you definitely deserved it bro, and about length, I think it's a good amount, considering the short timeframe you had to work on it.

Also don't even worry about character arcs, as long as your story has Beginning/Build Up/Climax/End you're good to go 👍. Sometimes it's better when you don't have everyone's backstory explained to you ya know?

For example Michael Myers, like yeah, we saw him stabbing his sister as a kid, but we sure as hell don't know why exactly he did it and what he went through during his stay at Smith's Grove Sanitarium, yet he still managed to be one of the biggest horror icons today. (I'm strictly speaking about the OG Movie btw, idk shit about what they did to him in the sequels)

Sometimes, just some cool shit happening is enough for a story, it's not like we're expecting a full on 24 episode Anime in LN form either 🤷‍♀️ also considering that it IS a Yandere Story, having sympathy for the LIs falls a bit short, when they're probably gonna go full sicko mode on us somewhere in their routes 0_0"

Yandere: (insert sad backstory) ...and that's why I have mommy issues 😔

Darling: (chained against the wall of the Yandere's house, hasn't seen sunlight for a solid week or so) cowabummer 😐

Like don't get me wrong, it's not bad if you want to put their full backstory in the game, but it also wouldn't hurt the overall quality of their route if you didn't (also you could save time 👀)

Anyhow, I hope ya treated yourself to some fancy food and rest or smth after completing the route 😎

Also, AYO NEW LI REVEAL?? Is the fact that he's human an invitation for me to beat his ass 👀? Jkjk but at least there's a feasible chance of me winning against him, compared to Rory lmaooo

So only the Triple Threats of Christian holidays are left to be revealed rn 👀👀 (or double trouble technically, since it's just two holidays, but you did also say that Easter are twins 🤔)

-Ren'py anon

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YOU DREW JAYCE???

OMG I LOVE YOU SM IM BLUSHING HEHEBUHEUHUEUHHEU

YOU HAVE MY HEART FR OMG HEHEHHEHE HE DESERVES THAT TBHHHH

PLATONICALLY KISSES AND SMOOCHES U FOR THIS LOVELY PUMPKIN JAIL SACRIFICE 🌹💋💕😘😘😍😘😍❤😁🙌

GOOD NO GRIPPERS FOR HIM. I EVEN HAD PLAYER WEAR SHOES WHEN THEY GOT NAPPED BC IM NOT ENVISIONING BARE DOGS 💀💀💀

MINI JAYCE OMGOMGOMGOMG HE LOOKS LIKE THOSE JJBA MICROORGANISMS I LOVE ITTTT

AND ITS OKAY LOL HE WEARS BAGGY JEANS BC HES TRENDY AND INSECURE

This is really funny because in one of the endings is called jack o'lantern. This is their revenge ig lmao

omae wa mou shinderu

Thank you for the silly drawings! I'm so glad I got some cute fanart already hehe

Thanks again for the congratulations! Though it's not realllly finished, I have a couple of CGs and endings sewn in! I think I wanna change a few things so it's not just blatant trauma dumping lolol + script.gui things

It's bland and cheesy asf

Yeah, I think the line up for the storyline falls into Beginning/Build Up/Climax/End. It's not like I'm writing any flashbacks of his past so 😭 ur right

LMFAOOOOO Jayce does go sicko mode pretty quick, so, him wanting a lot of sympathy and him gaslighting tf outta player does goes strong here 💀

I haven't watch the OG Michael Myers bc I have no idea which one is the actual OG soooo yeah, but I totally agree with you! The premise of it is pretty cool and is still iconic even though his motives and identity are still very vague.

That little bit with darling and yandere is SOOOO true 😭 If darling stayed really friendly with Jayce (prob out of fear) he would trauma dump but not tell them everything. He's totally is attracted and interested in player, but he's just testing the waters yk?

damn, cowabummer fr

I could just have Jayce give player a story of when he was young that fully traumatized him, buuuuuutt Jayce doesn't trust player all that much. It would make player understand why he is doing what he is doing, but I want him to be vague and just a bit cruel without any known motives other than, "I like you."

After I'm done tweaking the dialogue and putting in the appropriate images, I'll most definitely take a fat nap and binge read fics hehe

LMFAO I MEAN IF YOU'RE AN ACTIVE PERSON AND WORK OUT A BIT, YOU MIGHT OVERPOWER HIM IF YOU'RE SMART. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN YOU PLAY IT. HE MIGHT BE A LONELY LOSER BUT UNFORTUNELY HE CAN FEND FOR HIMSELF 💀

HAUGHGUHUUHUHAGH THE FUCKING CHRISTAN HOLIDAY TRIPLE THREAT HELPPPPP MEEEEE

Christmas man is a bit arrogant and a broke bitch (Elliot Astros lmfao)

He be looking like black and white toothpaste rn tbh 🤷‍♀️

His design was gonna look like he was a nice guy, but I looked through my old drawing from last school year, and I saw this really hot random OC guy I drew bc I was in my Tokyo revengers, Bonten era 😜 He was realllly hot and yk what, I said fuck it and just replaced the OG design for this fine ass mf.

The twins lowkey do illegal shit, but they're nice if ur nice.

They're ginger 😁and idk their names yet BUT IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS

[helloblobbyblobfish]

Meet the gang part 1

Meet Jonas.

A week ago, he was a choir child. A scout leader. An example for the good christian son from a conservative family.

But then, he met me.

In one discussion, he was calling his parents to reject them and their teachings, taking his first joint like a champ and ripping holes in his jeans.

I was planning for him to be just the watchman in our heist, but I realized how charismatic he is.

So he is the one in charge of communication. The spokesman of the gang.

And being the youngest, also the cum dump. 

He is so proud that we enjoy his company so much.

Meet David.

He’s my brother. When he was adopted in the family, I was immediately in awe of his style.

I didn’t realize it then, but my first real big use of my powers was making him want to include me in everything and making our parents let him be a rebel without keeping him in check.

I realized my powers when I stopped him from “getting his act straight”. But, to be fair. Who cares about him not getting into his dream school? He only needs to be with me!

He’s my second-in-command and I spoil him. If I find a cool outfit his size, a girl or dude he would find hot, some cool tech, I give it to him. He wanted to be an informatician. So now, he is the main tech guy too.

Thankfully, he is so dependent on my will that he gives me back his unconditional love. He took my virginity despite us being brothers because he knows how much I want him. He dropped all his friends to always be with me. He is ready to lead a gang-war in my name.

He truly is the best sibling ever. And I didn't change him THAT much.

Meet Logan.

He used to be a dealer for rival gang The red hats.

One day, Austin and David found him trying to sell his sticks on our stuff. They called me immediately.

Thankfully for Logan, he is cute. Not sure what I would have made him do or believe otherwise.

But I thought he was fitting my criterias to join the crew. So he realized it was more interesting to work for me for free than staying with his asshole former crew.

He also has quite the web of contacts, so they just had to be brought in touch with me and we suddenly had several streets on our paycheck.

Logan is really the point at which our operation started really being big.

Turns out he is also pretty funny and really good in bed, so it all turned out great.

I also took advantage of the fact his betrayal wasn’t immediately known to inflict some severe damage to The red hats and even had him kill some big honchos of the group.

Truly a jack of all trades, that Logan.

[stackthedeck]

honestly one of my fav things to think about is baby queer matt murdock. like in my brain his first exposure to queerness was elton john because his father was a huge fan. jack noticed how matt gaped when an interview of elton john talking about his sexuality came on. jack KNEW. he tried to be supportive but matt was still really young and never said anything. matt knew who he was from a young age but pushed it deep down after living in a catholic orphanage for so many years. i can think of high school matt becoming absolutely smitten with one of his guy friends and them having a cute romance where whenever matt is like “idk this is a sin..” his bf just has to pound acceptance into matt’s thick skull.

out and proud matt is just so personal to me. usually in fics it’s always foggy who’s loud ab his sexuality which is technically correct but c’mon now we all know how loud and eccentric matt can be.

Welcome to me projecting my religious trauma onto Matt!! I'm sorry anon I know you want Matt to be out and proud but it'd take him a while to get there

like every queer person has what I like to call the "ring of keys" moment, the recognition of the self through the other. And I do like Elton John for Matt, like the show and the darker comics don't like to acknowledge that Matt is a drama queen and a show off, but he is! He loves drama, he loves presenting an image of himself and I imagine the performance of Elton John would resonate with him. You know lawyers are just theatre kids that realized how to make money.

Now it is tempting to say that Jack Murdock notice that Matt had queer tendencies and was accepting, but as I said, I'm projecting. Like Jack was a good dad, he wanted the best for Matt, but looking to the future did make Matt unhappy. Like when we get flashbacks of Matt's childhood and it's not filtered through his biased worship of his father, he resented that his dad made him study so much and couldn't be there for him as much as he needed. I imagine that Jack probably had a "kids will be kids, he'll grow out of it" moment. Like he never worried about it because he died so early in Matt's life, acceptance through apathy.

So depending on where Daredevil is set in time, nuns might still be gay before the Vatican reformed nun practices. It's a whole thing, nuns are a lot gayer than we think, let's say Matt is raised by nuns post-reform. The orphanage has the same apathy as his home, like he knows he's different, knows he has feelings that he shouldn't but doesn't have the words to express it. The stance of the catholic church in the 90s was if you feel homosexual urges, it's your job to repress them and fight them and it also could be a sign that you're called to monastic life. So maybe Matt goes to Father Lantom and says, I want to be a priest. And Father Lantom is like where is this coming from, you are the most wrathful prideful headstrong child I've ever met why would you ever put yourself through that? and matt's like well... and then they have to have a conversation. I'm not going to make Matt experience conversion therapy just because I did, there are other comic characters for that. Father Lamton tells him that he's sorry the church made him feel that he can't be fully loved by God and he'll always be welcomed no matter who he loves. But it's also the 90s so he really can't point Matt towards any queer resources nor can he encourage him to talk openly about it.

Matt experiments in college. Like canonically Matt has a lot of sex and despite his Catholicism, he doesn't feel bad about it. I think he lets himself break the rules, but he does use the internalized Christian homophobia to deny himself commitment. Like he can't marry a man in a Catholic church, so what's the point of going beyond sex. Because Matt needs Catholicism, needs God, more than he needs a partner. He needs that connection to his father, to a higher power, to redemption, and if he separates any part of his life from that, his worldview crumples. I think what a lot of people miss about Matt is that he's not a practicing Christian, he's a cultural Catholic. And if you didn't grow up in the church and then get deeply wounded by the church, I really can't explain it. It's all the familiar comfort of ritual but none of the intimacy of a divine relationship, the firm belief in God, but not his love or that his love is in others.

I think years later, Matt and Father Lantom are talking and Lantom is like "do you still want to be a priest" and Matt breaks down. And Lantom as the cool and correct priest reminds Matt that the church is an institution and that God is love, divine and complete and above human hang-ups. Lantom tells him that he wishes he had the words when Matt was a kid, that he could have pointed him to other queer people, but he's human. He'll do his best to love Matt like God does and the nuns that raised him will too. And maybe not everyone in the church can love Matt, but the important people do

and you know what, he is proud. He likes that he's bi and he loves men and women and he loves himself. He argues for federal marriage equality in college mock trials and then he goes on to do it in his career. He learns the history, he talks to people in his community, he feels connected. Foggy's a bit quieter about his queerness and Karen and Matt are both like fuck respectability politics. Although Karen is definitely more the "pride was and still is a riot" type while Matt's more the "justice can be achieved through the legal system" type.

Also, there's a pride flag in the office. Clients ask about it, Matt pretends he has no idea that it's there. Karen thinks it's hilarious and Foggy doesn't after the first time so he gets Matt a tiny bi flag and puts it on his desk. Karen gets two more for both of their desks. Matt knows there's flags, he's just not sure which ones and now Karen and Foggy have spun the joke back on him

[astaroth1357]

Demon Brothers Meeting the MC’s Family

I mean, if they have any family at all, what could they even tell them anyway? “Sorry Mom, still in Hell so I won’t make Thanksgiving but I’m doing great though!” This is another long one folks, but I lowkey kind of love it a whole lot. Sooo fun to write. One of my favorite posts so far.

Lucifer

Thinks it's a little weird that they’re so adamant to introduce their family to a literal demon but also kinda gets it. Family is the most important thing to him too.

Is very focused on making a good first impression, from image to attitude. Their approval isn’t going to do jack to stop him from being with the MC but he’d still take pride in being able to charm them for a night. Besides, if the MC cares then so does he.

Has more experience with the human world than the others so he’d know a lot of the do’s and don'ts already. They won’t need to worry about him making some kind of slip up.

Would love the irony if the MC’s family is religious at all. Christian/Jewish especially. May or may not play along with their little rituals but is going to make a lot of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive comments towards his "old man."

Would be most comfortable in a setting where there’s a lot of intellectual discussion or debate. He loves to steer a conversation down towards politics or other controversial things to get a rise out of people. The MC may need to reign him in if that’s a big no-go zone.

Isn’t really going to get along with any younger siblings the MC might have. Either he’s too stiff or too scary. If they’re looking for a playmate, look somewhere else.

Also not going to be particularly fond of any pets they have one way or another. Though he may take a shine to pitbulls or rottweilers because they remind him of Cerberus.

Mammon

You sure about this, MC? Him? Really? Are you really sure? He’s going to think they're crazy but he’s not going to refuse.

Will be so freaking excited if they’re from a well-to-do or, dare say, rich family. So much stuff to steal admire. Yeah, yeah no stealing from the MC’s family, he gets it... He’ll really try his best but it might be good to keep an eye on him.

Surprisingly though, he’s not going to be disgusted if they’re from a poor family either because the dude gets it. Money is hard to come by and things can be tough. He might even… pay... for some stuff while he’s there... You know, if he can. Don’t make a big deal out of it… He's got an image to keep.

He’ll try his best to not come off like a total scumbag and it may actually work. He’s rough around the edges but there’s plenty of chances for his better side to shine through as long as he stays on good behavior. 

They will have to be sure that he doesn’t get to talking too much because his dumbass will let it slip that he’s a demon. 

Mammon may not love kids but kids love him and any younger siblings are going to do the same. Even if he calls them little gremlins, he’ll let himself get roped into whatever game they’re playing and make it a lot of fun in the process.

Bring on the pets! He’s more of a dog person but he’ll play with a cat too. He may not be as animal-obsessed as Satan but he loves a good furry companion every once in a while.

Leviathan 

NOOOOO and you can’t make him!!! A social event involving strangers where he has to make a good impression?? Fuck no, that sounds like actual hell and he doesn’t want anything to do with it!

… But he also can’t just let the MC go back to the human world alone because what if they meet someone better than him and get reminded that they’re with a good-for-nothing otaku…? Okay he's going. But he’s going to pout about it.

His first impression is going to make him come off like a nervous wreck no matter what. There’s really no polishing this bundle of anxiety. The best he can hope for is to ride this thing out until it's done.

Will be pretty quiet and cling to the MC like a life-raft the entire night. Refuses to be left alone with their family in any capacity, he could not handle the awkward silence. If they’re going to the bathroom, then he’s going too damnit.

If they have a pretty nerdy family then he might be a bit more comfortable. Especially if any of their siblings/parents game or are into anime. Steering conversation more towards his comfort zones will help him out a lot...

If they have little siblings who play a lot of video games then he is going to be the coolest person in the world. Period. He knows all the best strategies to practically any game out there, demonic or human. He may even loosen up a little bit and start smiling if he gets to wow an audience with his gaming prowess!

Like Lucifer he’s not going to be all that impressed with pets either way. He’ll think fish are pretty neat and probably even reptiles too but don’t expect him to get too cuddly with a dog or anything.

Satan

Doesn’t hate the idea but agrees that his name is going to have to change if they’re really serious about it. “Hey everybody this is my boyfriend, Satan!” is only going to be appealing to very niche circles...

Like Lucifer, he's going to be mindful of how he comes across. He'd rather the MC's family likes him than didn't, even if it's irrelevant, so expect him to be very polite and sociable. Damn near the perfect gentleman.

… Until something/someone sets off his temper. He may not go full Wrath on the situation but it's probably best to get him out of the room real quick so he can cool down.

Would love if the MC comes from an super educated family but it’s not a must. He's the kind of guy who will ask a lot of questions about any person's profession/skills and how things work regardless of background. He's curious that way.

Either way, he is going to show off his smarts and make sure that their family knows where his intellect is at. He wants them to know that the MC picked someone with a good head on their shoulders, after all.

Best keep him away from small children and bratty teens. He isn't exactly opposed to kids, but it takes one little shit to set him off and NO ONE looks good yelling at someone else's kid. Deserved or not.

Will there be cats? Do you have a cat? Please say you have a cat! He's okay with dogs too but if the MC has a cat this man will be ecstatic. The cat will love him and he will love it right back. Honestly, he's already adopted it. It's his now. Who's MC?

Asmodeus

Baby, you can take him anywhere and he’ll be the life of the party! A little family gathering doesn’t matter to him.

Is going to make sure that the moment he walks through the door the MC's family is in awe of what a catch they've got for themselves. He wants them to be proud of their little MC! To him, that translates to looking good and being fun!

Hope this is a house used to physical affection because he will not (and probably cannot) turn it off. Everyone gets hugs. Everyone.

Extra affectionate the whole night. He'll hold the MC's hand or arm or waist or really any part he can get away with. Kisses on the head and cheek aplenty. He may also lowkey butter up their parents with loads of compliments no matter what situation they're in.

If he's told to cool it on the touching though, he may get offended.

Is going to be better with teenage siblings than little, little ones. The man lives to give dating advice, fashion tips, or makeovers, you name it. Though he has to be careful to mention just human products and not some of the stuff he has back home.

Animal fur on his clothes? After he dressed himself so carefully?? No thanks. You can have your cute puppy or your little kitty. He'll take pictures, but he's probably not going pet much.

Beelzebub

Is honestly kind of honored by the suggestion. The MC is already a part of his family so it only seems natural to make him part of theirs. Though he has some reservations, mostly around his appetite...

He doesn't go up to the human world very much because it's really hard for him to stay fed. He's well-known enough in the Devildom that restaurants know what to expect when he walks in. Not so much up there.

Arrange the meeting around a state fair, festival, or carnival where the food is plentiful and he's golden. Hopefully their family won't be too disturbed by how bottomless his stomach is…

Beel is a sweetheart through and through but his lack of knowledge about how the human world, or humans in general, work might come back to bite him. He may need a little 101 about human manners before going.

Truthfully, their family is in for a real treat! This giant may look intimidating, but he's as gentle as they come. The kind of guy who will carry their grandmother’s bags with a smile on his face just for the sake of being helpful. 10/10 Sweetie, mother will approve.

Ooooh little kids are going to love Beel. He'll let their siblings hang off of him like a jungle gym. Will also play games with them if they want him to. Doesn't matter to him, their family is his family too and he wants to see them all happy.

Man wants dogs. Preferably big ones that he can rough-house with but little dogs he can cuddle work too. Do remind him that he can't just rip a whole-ass branch off a tree to play fetch like you could with Cerberus.

Belphegor

Really? You want that? Lol, okay but no promises. This is pretty much the equivalent of sticking two unlabeled chemicals together in a beaker and leaning in to see what happens. Who knows, but now you're stuck in the middle of it.

He's not going to try especially hard to make a good impression or change himself in any way. If their family is into people who are kind of chill and sarcastic then he'll get along swimmingly. If they were expecting more of a Satan type, yeah. No. He's not holding open any doors.

Won't be taking the whole thing all that seriously to be honest, like, what are a bunch of humans going to do if they don’t like him? Tell MC? They're certainly not going to be able to make him leave. He's humoring them at best, even if he's nice, so why bother fussing about it?

Might be a disrespectful little troll at times like pretending to fall asleep or making casual jokes like "Oh no, ma'am. I'm not all that comfortable with that cross over there because I'm a demon. …. Got ya, didn’t I? That'd be silly." *shit-eating grin*

Would appreciate a quiet, slightly introverted family the most. He's going to start getting annoyed if people in the house are too loud and may speed the whole thing along as a result.

Kids are things he'd rather avoid than have to interact with, but if pressed he will humor the little ones too. Don't expect him to do a whole lot of moving, though. If they're happy to just show him things that he can semi-pay attention to, that works for him.

MC has a pet? Is it fluffy? Is it lazy? Bring'em here. Like Beel, he likes big dogs but would rather just bury his face in fluff than try to wrestle it. He may actually fall asleep with them if they lay still enough for it.