Idk if anyone else thought of this but here:
Duck: "Watch this Ace. I'm gonna do a thing."
Ace who just rolls his eyes: "Oh boy."
Ace watching from outside the lab doorway to see whatever Duck was doing backfired in his face:
Duck who goes up to Tech: "TECH! I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!"
Tech who just turns to Duck annoyed as all hell: "What is it Duck?"
Duck: "Your bird privileges...."
Duck then holds a very confused Rev up in the air like a trophy: "HAVE BEEN PROVOKED!"
Duck, then runs off with Rev:
Ace: "Seriously, that's the big bit? Tech that was just very stupid right-"
Ace then sees Tech crying on the floor:
Tech: "My bird." ;~;
I don't know if this is funny or not, but I might make a comic of this if my iPad works and if I have motivation.
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Matching WHB kings, nobles, angels, and humans to songs in my playlist
All of them are like. Video game music, unfortunately. And mostly based on vibes. So...
(More below the cut because it's a lot)
(And it would mean the world to me if you checked out these songs because they're all bangers tbf-)
Gehenna
Satan: Operation Basepoint by Life Awaits, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #12, menu theme)
Sitri: Tea Break by the Atlus Sound Team, from the Persona Q Shadows of the Labyrinth OST (cutscene theme)
Leraye: The "Bad Guy" is Here! by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Ceobe's Fungimist, Dreadful Foe theme)
Zagan: Operation Spectrum Battle Theme by Cybermiso, DOT96, and Tigerlily, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #5 permanent map theme)
Paimon: Light the Fire Up in the Night 'MAYONAKA' by Lotus Juice and Shihoko Hirata, from the Persona Q Shadows of the Labyrinth OST (Persona 4 side regular battle theme)
Belial: Heaven by Shihoko Hirata, from the Persona 4 OST (Heaven dungeon theme)
Astaroth: Rhythm in Literature by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Integrated Strategies 2: Phantom and the Crimson Solitaire, The Playwright's boss theme)
Tartaros
Mammon: Operation Blade by Obadiah Brown-Beach and Xueran Chen, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #2, menu theme)
Bimet: Princess Amagi by the Atlus Sound Team, from the Persona 4 Arena OST (Yukiko Amagi's theme)
Eligos: Active Angel by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Platinum the Trinity's theme)
Valefor: Wecgas fore tham Cynge, Searu fore tham Ethle by LJGH, from the Arknights OST (Episode 11, Steam Knight's boss theme)
Hades
Leviathan: Абсолю́тный нуль температу́ры by Bao.Uner, from the Arknights OST (Episode 6, FrostNova's boss theme in H6-4)
Foras: Keter Battle 1-3 by Project Moon, from the Library of Ruina OST (Keter floor battle themes)
Glasyalabolas: Unseen Entities by Raito, from the Under Night In Birth OST (Merkava's theme)
Barbatos: Ready? by D.D.D., from the Arknights OST (one of the menu themes of Heart of Surging Flame)
Avisos
Beelzebub: The Mushroom...Moves? by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Ceobe's Fungimist, menu and regular navigation theme)
Bael: Bullet Dance by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Noel Vermillion's theme)
Stolas: Operation Pyrite by Jason Walsh and Alan Day, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #1 menu theme)
Amon: Splash by PMP Music, from the Arknights OST (one of Ideal City's battle themes)
Naberius: Signore dei Lupi/wlfmstr by Adam Gubman and Shawn W. Smith, from the Arknights OST (IL Siracusano, Zaaro's boss theme)
Paradise Lost
Lucifer: Mortal Eye by Adam Gubman, BONZIE, and Christine Hals, from the Arknights OST (Typhon's character song)
Marbas: Conciliation by Kikuo, from the BlazBlue OST (Es's theme)
Morax: The Cure by Obadiah Brown-Beach and Denney, from the Arknights OST (Silence the Paradigmatic's character song)
Buer: Canto IV Boss Theme 1 by Studio EIM, from the Limbus Company OST (Effloresced E.G.O. Dongbaek boss theme)
Abaddon
Phenix: Lust SIN by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Jin Kisaragi's theme)
Dantalian: Tumult - Raise Thy Sword in Pride by Yuzo Koshiro, from the Etrian Odyssey III The Drowned City OST (labyrinth boss theme)
Ronove: Torture + A Gifted Tormentor by Hironao Nagayama, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Legend Agito boss theme)
Niflheim
Andrealphus: Gazing from Great Heights by Obadiah Brown-Beach, from the Arknights OST (Children of Ursus menu theme)
Gusion: Aleph-0 by LeaF (featured in Phigros and Chunithm)
Bathin: Ad astra by Steven Grove, from the Arknights OST (Lone Trail menu theme)
Angels
Gabriel: Fear of God by Shoji Meguro, from the Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey OST (regular encounter theme)
Michael: Judgment Day by Hironao Nagayama, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Rise of the Sinister Dominion boss theme)
Raphael: The Fifth Primarch by Tsutomu Narita, from the Granblue Fantasy OST (What Makes the Sky Blue, Sandalphon's boss theme)
Humans
Minhyeok: Morning Dew by Adam Gubman and Nini Guerry, from the Arknights OST (Muelsyse character theme)
Solomon: case i by Lucrezia, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Chapter 14 insert song)
MC: Battleplan Pyrolysis by Monster Siren Records, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #1 Battleplan Pyrolysis menu theme, event literally came out today kekw)
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if i eat you I'd eat a laptop too so you could write. eat a whole cloud so you could have rain too. and i guess you'd need a house or a room too, so i'll eat that as well. and then furniture.
everything you need to write peacefully
wait OK I'M DOWN WITH THE RAIN PART but this is still terrifying cause I'd be slowly dissolving in stomach acid
is this your way of giving me a time limit: write or else
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I also read in the notes of the poll that apparently you "send fans to harass small accounts about things that aren't even that important". That's a wild accusation, I wonder if it comes from the whole "Hey let's not kill newborns" thing
I don’t have the power to send anyone anywhere, if they think me mocking the weird rabbit blogs after they doxxed someone is me “harassing small accounts” I suggest they grab a map and some tweezers to remove their mercifully small heads from betwixt their buttcheeks.
And if they mean agro, they’re insane, because there is not a reality in which I have more followers than he does (or did at the time) lol.
I also saw someone in the notes say “why is it just fascists and then blogs with over 10k followers” and I must say I’m flattered by the assumption but I don’t even have half that.
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