#and i was dating HOMESTUCKS....

[crazyexdirkfriend]

olivia rodrigo no one is doing what it's like to be 19-20 like you are

[computer-boy]

the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

[hamsterdads]

before I remember, I'd like to show you around

[weaselmcdiesel]

"DID YOUR LUSUS NEVER TEACH YOU TO ZIP UP?"

[homuku]

[weaselishmcdiesel]

katnep is the type of ship you'd expect nepeta to try really hard and dress all cutely and karkat be a bit more lazy and wear the same clothes BUT if we're all being honest karkat would absolutely dress up all fancy and nepeta would wear her usual clothes. karkat would go to kanaya in a heartbeat, kanaya would try to reach out to nepeta but nepeta will not comply.

bonus points if kanaya continues to try and make something pretty but also comfortable and fitting for nepetas tastes but it backfires because she then never takes it off and kanaya has to watch it very clearly become worn and ruined as nepeta rolls around in dirt. Kanaya accounted for that of course, but nepeta somehow surpassed her expectations anyways

i think youre totally completely right

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

vrisrezi date!

↓ rewfewence ↓

[zephyrchama]

MC sneaks into everyone's bedrooms in the middle of the night and paints their horns homestuck candy corn colors for a fun April Fool's day surprise.

[dyke-stuck]

spidergirl🕸‼️

redraw of this

[alfiely-art]

Something something puppetisms

[calware]

dirkjake is like sometimes i feel like you're the only one who knows me. i think you know me better than i want to know myself. i can't bear to be around you. i would die for you because there is no living without you. i want to perform an autopsy on you and dissect you from the inside out. i don't want you to ever look at me again. the world is too terrifying to bear unless i'm with you. the thought of loving you is the scariest thing i've ever known. i hope you kill me. i love you. my battery is low and it's getting dark. there is no sign of land. i hope you die i hope we both die

jakehal is like i have no idea how these two got together but it nuked the entire friend group in the process. 8 dead 24 injured. and it's objectively the funniest pairing out there

[relaxxattack]

it’s amusing that people will understand right away that “pity” is a metaphorical/alien term for something wayyyy more than just pity (for example. you never see takes about how unhealthy it is for trolls to only date people that they look down on for being pathetic) but nobody wants to see “hate” the same way. hate is always just “hate” and its gross and evil and toxic despite that textually not being the case in comic

[millimononym]

Tweetsongs' Tyranny

next part

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: dude my bro "went to dinner" at my favorite mexican restaurant and said hed bring me home a burrito and its fucking 9pm

DAVE: my bro is having an affair

DAVE: bro brought me the promised burrito just now so heres my obligatory message exonerating him from infidelity

DAVE: that burrito was fantastic im inclined to think my bro has never had sex in his life

[weaselmcdiesel]

Hiking with the matesprit

(this was hugely inspired by @/erysium and their gorgeous natural scenes! particularly, this post)

[eridude]

a davejadekat i drew for an art trade on ig !!