#and i was like yeah i was super into queen in HS but like their weird shit and then i start listing songs and had to explain that Yes Fairy

[queenjunothegreat]

Go For It, Jason!!

Excerpt from an abandoned HS AU

“Percy,” Jason hissed, clutching Percy’s hand tight in his own. “I do not got this!”

“Yes, you do!” Percy hissed back. “All you have to do is tell Piper and Leo that we’re having a little party at our place this weekend, and Annabeth suggested inviting them. It’s super easy, you just have to be normal.”

“‘Be normal!’ What kind of advice is that!?”

“It’s advice you obviously need on a daily basis!”

Jason groaned and slid down one of the sets of lockers. “This was such a bad idea,” he whined. “I can just go back to being obsessed with him from afar, right? I don’t actually have to talk to him.”

“So you admit it? You’re obsessed with him?”

“Obviously I’m obsessed with him, Percy! I drew our joint tombstone!”

Percy heaved a deep sigh and slid down the lockers to sit while Jason pulled his knees up to his chest and hid his face in them. He was suddenly reminded of when he and Percy were in elementary school and Percy had gotten in trouble for punching another kid who wouldn’t leave Jason alone during “egg time.” He pressed his face harder into his knees and tried to ignore the way he wanted to cry a little bit. He wasn’t a baby.

“Look, man,” Percy said gently after a few moments of silence, “I’m not going to sit here and tell you you’ve got to talk to him. Because you don’t. If you wanna just have a crush on this guy for the rest of the year without telling him then move on to college and find someone else to dump all your weird obsessive tendencies on, you totally can. People ignore high school crushes literally every day. It’s probably the most normal thing about you.” Jason snorted and he could hear the smirk Percy gave in reply. “If you really don’t wanna do this, I’m not gonna make you. It’s your call, Jace.”

“Thanks,” Jason mumbled into his knees.

“Buuuuuuut…” Jason groaned loudly, and Percy snickered. “I do think it’s a good idea. I mean, what have you got to lose? Either they say yes, you convince Leo to fall in love with you and you live happily ever after; they say yes, it turns out Leo isn’t your type at all once you get to know him, and you just move on; or they say no and you have a perfectly valid excuse to go back to your stalker status.”

“I’m pretty sure there’s more than just three outcomes,” Jason pointed out. “What if they just laugh at me?”

“Then I’ll kick their asses,” Percy scowled. “They can fuck right off if they’re going to act like that.”

“Thanks, man,” Jason smiled softly, leaning forward to headbutt Percy on the shoulder.

“So, what’s the plan?” Percy asked casually. “You want me to stick around here while you talk to them, or you wanna head to the cafeteria? I think I overheard one of the Stolls say that they had churros today.”

Jason considered that. He did really like churros. He shook his head. “Let’s get this done and we’ll get churros after.”

“You got it, bro.”

Jason stood, and led the way into the library over to where Piper and Leo had commandeered a pair of bean bag chairs and were building a very impressive house of cards out of an Uno deck. Apparently, Jason’s arrival shifted the airflow just slightly, and the house came tumbling down while Piper and Leo both swore at it in a fun mix of English, Spanish, and French. Jason winced. “Uh, sorry. My bad. I think.” Piper and Leo both looked up at him, wide-eyed and blinked. Obviously, they hadn’t noticed Jason’s approach. He smiled awkwardly and lifted a hand to wave. “Uh, hi.”

Leo scoffed and rolled his eyes and exchanged a look with Piper. “I got this, Beauty Queen.”

“Of course you do,” she hummed, rolling her eyes.

Before Jason could ask what they meant, Leo was on his feet, arms folded across his chest and giving Jason a very unimpressed once-over. “Look. Blondie. No, not Blondie. Superman? Yeah, I like Superman.”

“My name’s Jason.”

“Uh, sure. Okay. Anyway. Superman. She’s not interested.”

Jason felt his eyebrows knit together. “She’s not interested in what?”

“In you. Duh,” Leo scoffed. “I know someone who looks like you probably doesn’t hear that often.”

“I’m… confused.”

“Of course you are.” For some reason, Leo looked incredibly irritated, but Jason still wasn’t sure what he did wrong. “Look, I don’t know how much more plainly I can put it. She. Doesn’t. Want. To. Date. You.”

“Oh.” Jason blinked and cocked his head to the side. “That’s fine.”

At once, all the wind fell out of Leo’s sails, and now he was the one who looked confused. “That’s… fine?”

“Yeah, I don’t wanna date her either.” His eyes widened and he looked at Piper apologetically. “No offense. You seem nice, and you’re very pretty. Whoever you do want to date is probably very lucky.”

Piper snorted, but she was smiling, so it didn’t seem mean. “Thanks, Jason.”

Jason smiled widely at her, but Leo just looked even more baffled. “Then… what are you doing over here?”

“I did actually come to invite her to a party,” he admitted. “Both of you, actually.”

“A… party?”

“Well, kind of,” Jason said hesitantly. “The apartment complex Percy and I live in opened up the pool for summer last weekend, so we were inviting our friends over. Annabeth suggested that the two of you might want to come.”

Leo’s eyes widened, and he turned furiously on Piper. “You know Annabeth?” he hissed. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Because it’s none of your business,” Piper told him, sticking out her tongue. 

“If I had known he had a mutual friend with you, maybe I wouldn’t have been a dick to him.” As if his own words just registered, Leo winced and ducked his head, looking up at Jason through his lashes. “Uh, sorry about that. By the way.”

Jason took a moment to reset his brain after it got fried, then smiled at Leo. “It’s cool, man. You were just looking out for your friend. I get that. I think it’s sweet.”

“You think it’s sweet. Cool. Coolcoolcool. I’m gonna go play in traffic now.”

Jason tipped his head back and laughed, probably louder than he should, but he couldn’t help it. He grinned so wide his eyes were squinting up, which made looking at Leo harder than it needed to be, which wasn’t ideal, but, once again, he couldn’t help it. “Please don’t. You’re probably going to traumatize the poor cars.”

“Nah, don’t worry, I’m too small to get hit by cars. I just lay down, and they pass right over me.”

Jason folded his hand over his mouth to at least somewhat muffle his giggles. “A very impressive skill.”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m a special boy and all that.”

“I can imagine.”

Leo immediately turned bright red, and Piper tagged in, letting him hide his entire torso under a bean bag chair instead of talking more. She grinned at Jason. “So. You said there was a party? Where at?”

“Mine and Percy’s place,” Jason said distractedly, still observing Leo’s attempts to become one with the rug. “We’re over at Sunset on the Waves. There’s a subway station right across the street from us.”

“I think I know it. It’s over kinda close to Central Park, right?”

“Yeah, that’s it,” Jason said. “We’re all getting together Saturday around two, if you think you can make it.”

“We’ll definitely be there,” Piper agreed. “Do we need to bring anything?”

Jason shook his head. “Nah, we’ve got it. Just show up whenever.”

“Cool.” Piper turned and kicked Leo in the ankle. “Tell Jason thanks for inviting us out. Now we have an excuse to not watch those dumb soap operas with my mom.”

“Thanks, Superman,” Leo said, though his voice was muffled, almost indistinguishable, by the bean bag chair.

“Thanks for agreeing,” Jason replied earnestly. “Uh, I’ve got to go, though. The librarian kind of hates me.”

“You are a lot louder than you probably realize,” Piper agreed, then winced. “Sorry, that came out way meaner than I meant it to. You’re just a loud guy. It’s cool. I like it. Leo’s also super loud. You match.”

“Cool,” Jason agreed, consciously trying to lower his volume, which made Piper snicker at him. He grinned at them and waved. “See you this weekend.”

“See you!” Piper and Leo chimed in perfect unison at his retreating  back.

When he finally made it back to Percy’s side, he groaned and yanked his shirt up over his head. “Okay, I did it.”

“How did it go? They don’t look like they’re laughing. Well, actually, I think Piper is laughing, maybe.”

“Pretty sure she’s laughing at Leo,” Jason told him. “And it could have definitely gone… worse? They agreed to come.”

“Nice! That’s great, dude!”

“Leo did try to intimidate me out of asking Piper on a date, though.”

Percy snorted so hard it sounded like it hurt. “Well, he definitely doesn’t have to worry about that.”

Jason finally decided to emerge from his shirt so that he could grin at Percy. “Yeah. Tell me about it.”

Percy clapped a hand down on his shoulder. “I’m really proud of you, dude.”

“Thanks.” Jason took a moment to just bask in the praise before he frowned and tilted his head to the side. “Percy, am I loud?” Percy barked out a bright, friendly laugh. “Dude, you are so loud. Come on. Let’s go get some churros.”

[spiderlegeyelashes]

my g3 elissabat designs :3

some of my ideas for her character under cut

i think it would be fun if she got turned into a vampire as a teen actress in hollywood some 100 years ago, bitten by someone she doesn't know. for these 100 years she has had no idea there's a monster society out there, and she's just been living as this cool immortal vampire, getting a bit of a superiority complex for being so old and powerful and Different. being this super special vampire became a big part of her personality! then though she found out about monster high (i don't really care atm how, i'm just playing), and she enrolled because well she never even finished school since she got kinda turned as a teenager, so it would be a good idea to go back to hs at least. and oh man there she finds out there's a whole monster society out there, and in fact she's actually SUUPER young for an immortal, like draculaura is 1600 (and also the fact that most vampires in monster society are generally born vampires, since it's taboo to turn someone and anyway turned vampires often just. never find out there's a monster society out there anyway, living in hiding god knows how long. maybe elissabat found out bc she lives a bit lavishly and someone figured out she's a vampire and helped her out? i dunno) so now she's been HUMBLED, after 100 years of seeing herself as a powerful old immortal being she suddenly finds out she's actually a complete noob and a bit of an outsider since she used to be human. i think it could be cute to have her have an arc where she gets over her old superiority complex and accepts that the fact that she isn't better than other people doesn't make her worse than them either, that life isn't a competition. maybe somethjng fun could be done with the vampire heart storyline, but idk i dont feel like thinking about it much, it made hardly any sense in the movie and i definitely want to scrap the whole Vampire Queen idea. but yeah! that's my elissabat, i had fun with her :3 <3 oh and i think her and operetta would be friends and maybe gfs, i think operetta would totally be a theatre kid and she'd think elissabat being an actual ex actress would be SOO COOOOLLL

sorry for the lack of coherence in this i'm sick and i'm tired i wrote this at 1am♥️

[wifegideonnav]

VASKA. i need to know your opinions of her

VISPA 🥰

First impression

ok so going in i pretty much knew i was gonna have Opinions on her due to 1) the comparisons to ianthe and 2) her general notoriety. so i kinda tried to hold off on forming an impression until i got more info. honestly i think my biggest first impression was "that is NOT how i thought she would talk" lmaooo

obviously the way she's introduced you kinda go "well she sucks" but i love girls who suck so i was like theres gotta be more here. and i was right.

Impression now

babygirl. lmao. i mean i could literally go on for thousands of words with what i think about her but short version is that she is one of the best written hs characters and an incredible portrayal of a mentally ill teenage girl with an extensive history of being abused. she's my morally grey queen. my "god forbid women do anything" champ. failwoman of all time. yeah!!!!!!!!

Favorite moment

the vriska/(vriska) convo because i love pain. but i also love the entire saga of her going god-tier because lets be honest: letting an old enemy beat you almost to death with her bare robofists and then communicating with your "it's complicated" by mind-controlling him to write messages with your blood, begging him to finish the job is. cool as fuck. also terezi: remem8er. :(

Idea for a story

ok i made a like 3 note post saying this ages ago and never actually expanded on it but: vriska <> rose. i have put SO much thought into this. short version, they have both a lot in common and some pretty interesting foiling. on the surface, they're both fairly rash and destructive which would typically suggest that they would not be good moirails. BUT the ways in which they're destructive etc are fairly opposite: rose simmers, fumes, withdraws, over-intellectualizes, etc, whereas vriska is explosive, up-front, lashing outwards, acting without thinking. so rose pulls vriska back, makes her think, forces her to be introspective, and vriska spurs rose forward, prevents her from getting caught up in her own thoughts, makes her actually act.

i think rose would be very drawn to vriska from a psychology goldmine perspective, and i truly believe that vriska would benefit from having someone to talked to who did not grow up in alternian society, who can validate/explain how fucked up everything was, and especially someone she doesn't have history with, who's also strong enough to see the darkness in her without flinching.

also in the retcon timeline its as canon as anything retcon!meteorstuck that vriska is the reason rose is able to fix her drinking problem. which im fairly sure is something that any troll would view as being pale as fuck. anyway i could go on and on about this but this is already so long and i did say short version 💀

so i just think a meteorstuck fic where all 6 of the crew are forced to go through some actual on-page character development with vriska and rose at the center would be. good.

Unpopular opinion

honestly i dont think i have any super unpopular opinions about her? liking her is already unpopular enough lmao. so i guess i'll go with: shes a lesbian <3

Favorite relationship

vrisrezi. also my favorite relationship of the comic in general. something something soulmates. physically restraining myself from going off about this.

Favorite headcanon

im not sure this entirely counts as a headcanon but i love the idea of her slowly abandoning her spider/8 theme as she gets older and heals. like if you think about it it's pretty fucked up that her entire brand is based on 1) the guardian who would've killed her at any point in her childhood if she didn't do enough murder to satisfy her and/or 2) just the general role she was forced into based on her horrific society

[goblinbugthing]

ALRIGHT ON IT UHHH *speedily starts playing my emo music for emo focus*

hat game (do keep in mind some of this info is either right off the top of my head or from an unfinished fanfic that ihaveng touched in months so it might be a little wonk, also cw for suicide):

The royal family of Subcon. We know em. We love the one guy that got the worst out of it (poor prince). They have a long history of mental illness, but it seems to affect the women of the family worse. Of course, Vanessa got that shit too, but from her dad instead of her mom (her mom is way too nice for her own good bc of her own mother). Along with the history of mental illness, they also have a history of. Ahem. Murdering their husbands. So yeah, princess bitchface also killed her boy. Sucks for him but now I have TWO hot ghost boyfriends so that slays ig /j

SPEAKING OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, another character who is very very important to the main lore of the actual game is actually related to them. I’m not going to say who though. You have to guess. Or wait for me to write it somewhere. All I’m gonna say is: keep watch for the last name Niagoran.

As I said in Alex’s info, he only realized he had a crush on Moon after they both passed, but even worse? Moon was still in The Horizon at the time. He only realized his gayness when it had been 6 years after the kingdom’s downfall, and Moon was stuck in The Horizon for almost 200 years. Poor dudes. They’re together now, though, bc i h8 bad endings

More Alex angst bc i said so: he offed himself when he found out the prince was dead. That’s where the mark on his neck came from. It’s a soul mark of rope burn.

Typically I’d be writing SO MUCH MORE angst, but I’ve cried enough this week so here’s random shit I wanna talk about related to this au:

Moon, Chrome, and Alex have officially adopted Theophania (or mustache girl)!!!! Moon calls her “Princess Tiff” bc of his royal heritage, and she says it’s weird, but it actually makes her super happy bc she’s. Had a pretty shit life. I mean, no normal teenage girl would attempt planetary genocide.

Chrome introduced Moon and Alex to kirby, and Moon has been absolutely obsessed with it ever since. He WILL explain the entire lore to you if you let him (you should definitely do that btw). Chrome also introduced them to various other things, like fnaf, minecraft, and pretty much anything nintendo. Also emo music, because a lot Chrome’s friends never left their hs emo phase. Alex likes it a lot. Moon finds it kinda scary though. He prefers soft indie music, and classical stuff.

Hattie (or Moxxia) and bow (or Axxiori) are twin sisters, born on the planet of Zentruvia. It’s a couple thousand light years away from earth, and it’s home to a very highly advanced civilization. Time Pieces are created using materials that can (as far as they know) only be found on Zentruvia.

The huge Time Piece in Subcon is an actual Time Piece. Mox has no clue how or why it’s there, nor does Axxi. Moon is scared of it, Snatcher and Alex think it’s cool, and Chrome pretends it doesn’t exist to prevent existential crises.

Snatcher is a physical manifestation of the prince’s anger at Vanessa. He was a very, very kind individual, but deep down, all he wanted was revenge against the corrupted queen. That anger was so powerful that it manifested itself into a physical form, made purely of emotional matter. That’s why Snatcher is mad all the time—his emotions are the source of his power.

AND KIRBY STUFF:

So, you remember Blast Knight Hara? Well, I mentioned her by name for a specific reason. She’s a somewhat important character to this AU. Keep an eye out for stuff abt her.

Speaking of Hara, the friend she was using as support at the beginning of Taboo was not Galacta. It was one of the other heroes of yore. I know my wording made it seem like it was Gala she was holding onto, but it’s not him. He’s… a bit more than a friend to her. Heheh.

After Galacta’s crystallization, Hara personally spoke out and protested against his punishment. She said it was unfair, that he literally needed to use Soul Crystallization to stop Void, but the priestess didn’t listen. Hara was exiled two days later. Told to take her ship and blast off to the farthest corners of the universe so she “didn’t corrupt anyone else.” The Yonna and the High Priestess are very adamant about Soul Crystallization being horrible.

The Ykka are the gods of the Ancients’ religion, said to be all-powerful beings who built the universe itself. The Ykka are also believed to be the ones who bestowed magical powers unto the Ancients.

Hara had a son, only 2 weeks old by the time of her exile. He was taken from her before she was exiled so she didn’t “corrupt him,” and soon sent off in his own custom starship, built to train and raise him in his dreams. It’s a common practice when exiling parents of Star Warriors.

Galacta Knight is actually a direct creation of Void’s. In the lore, it’s stated that Void reincarnates themself into a physical form based off of gathered emotions. That’s what makes him so powerful; his direct relation to Void makes him incredibly overpowered, even for a Star Warrior (it’s pretty rare for a Star Warrior to be directly created by Void).

Morpho Knight is literally millions of years old, maybe even older that Void. They were created directly by Nebulis as the Kirby multiverse’s sole Grim Reaper, and have been doing their job for god knows how long. Eventually, though, there were too many people dying everywhere, so the Grim Reaper system thingy was created (that’s a WHOLE other can of worms that concerns the entire multiverse itself, so it’ll be posted in a separate Nebulis-centered lore thing), and the rest is history.

The people who captured Elfilis and Fiktra were Draconic. Discovera was run by a man who at first really just wanted to protect the world from calamity, but after running into Liz and Gen, his mindset completely changed. It was at this point that he became completely obsessed with power, and his soul was permanently corrupted.

Liz and Gen were both in captivity for 2,045+ years. The first 30 were during the experimental era, the next 15 were after the warp-experiment incident, and the rest was spent in complete solitude. Gen was asleep for most of it, about 3 years after Elfilis initially was split.

Liz was revived 3 times, technically 4 if you count the soul boss stuff in the true arena as a separate revival. First was their initial absorbing of the rat, second was in the ultimate cup, and third was… something I can’t explain here bc we’re not at that point in the story yet!!!! Hahhahahahahahgsgxgs it’ll be posted separately at some point

Ooo weee that’s all I can think of rn!!!! Finally my head is empty of all that stuff!!!!! Thank you for letting me lore dump and make room for new ideas @altblock-tm :}}}}}

enjoy ur food fren

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Girl help I’m listening to my queen playlist from high school… two songs were deleted and I don’t remember which ones and this definitely isn’t all the Queen songs I listened too but like… I was so into their weirder shit ugh like my first url came from “March of the black Queen” and “ogre battle” and “fairy feller’s master stroke” are critically important to me

[wrennotrobin]

COACHELLARRY WEEKEND 2

wedding bells!!! same nature scenes

outfit?

ITS RED AND A BOMBER JACKET AND LEATHER AND SILVER WHAT IS THIS I LOVE IT TATTOOS ON DISPLAY HS ON HIS ASS STRAWBERRIES AND CHERRIES

as it was

me: *bounces on my bed as harry runs down the stairs* GO OFF CROWD!! Y'ALL KNOW THE LYRICS 'M SO PROUD *casually strips down to a vest* - we get it, your love story is tattooed on your chest and arms, yeah yeah HE SOUNDS SO CONFIDENT IN THIS SONG NOW WE LOVE TO HEAR IT!!

adore you

THE LOW REGISTER I AM DEAD ELIN IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN EVER

*speech!!!*

golden

"i’m hoping that someday i could be open" me: hears unreleased lyrics changed to "i could be open" from "he/we could be open" from tour me: sobs

carolina

*sticks tongue out* no moans!!!

woman

*dances like a maniac on the catwalk* MITCH GO THE FUCK OFF YOU GUITAR JESUS YOU please turn that piano down and mitch up

THIS IS FOR ALL THE BOYFRIENDS

BOYFRIENDS

"my respectful kings and queens" FUCK YEAH I'M A QUEEN

cherry

weird little whistle pop thing

lights up

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? the note changes?? - i am weak IS THAT FUCKING BLUE GREEN LIGHTS I SEE??? skippity skips across the stage

IS THAT FUCKING MEDICINE - it was indeed fucking medicine that began to play. i know that drum count in and guitar chord progression better than anyone in a 5 mile radius.

MEDICINE

i mean at least the crowd nailed the words his hip thrusts on ride it - THATS FUCKING OBSCENE THIS IS A FAMILY-ISH SHOW NOTE CHAnGES it also seems sped up also there was minimal mic grinding. what happened. did jeff tell him to stop assaulting the mic? that was the least sexual version of medicine ever done and that's saying something.

"COACHEEELLLLAAA"

harold you sneaky fucker.

“i am in a fantastic mood” - harry

"i am not. y'know why? because i just had to watch medicine through a computer screen. that's why." - me at some point

“he’s a prick really” - harry talking about tom, who's b-day was last night

canyon moon

COWBOYRRY gay space cowboy. GLASSES!! brass section is back!! "YEAOOWWW" FLY THAT RAINBOW FLAG HAROLD HIGHER that was kinda depressing

TPWK

THE SECURITY GRABBING THE THING OFF STAGE BEFORE HE COULD PICK IT UP- BUNNY EARS I CAN’T HE’S SO CUTE

I WILL SURVIVE WITH LIZZO

THEY’RE DANCING IN FUR COATS I LOVE THEM THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS HAPPENING IN 2022?? AFTER MRS. GLORIA GAYNOR HERSELF WAS CONFIRMED AS A LARRIE LAST YEAR???

what makes you beautiful WITH LIZZO!!!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN A VERY LONG TIME THAT HE'S NOT ALONE IN SINGING IT they fucking smashed that

“i’m absolutely exhausted”

“four songs left. the first one is called late night talking”

 late night talking

 he did start flat, but recovered quite well. it’s okay.  *coughs* ha

*harry talking to the crowd*

"do you guys know the words to this one?"

*me in my room at 1 am*

"HAROLD THATS THE ONLY ONE THEY DO KNOW COME ON NOW"

watermelon sugar

note changes!! harry please don’t kill your voice i honestly love watermelon sugar in his lower register

long ass intro. but we all know what it is. 

kiwi

*baptizes crowd* MITCH AND SARAH GO THE FUCK OFF *coke sniff* he looks so tired

thoughts about kiwi:

i don't know why but that felt super fast, like he couldn't wait to get it over with  the vibes just weren't the same if that makes any sense? don't get me wrong that was fucking intense to watch, but i honestly feel like tour kiwi was on another level that this could never even come close to touching

end of show speech!

"this is such a massive moment to me" "thank you for making this so special" "be kind to yourself, take care of yourself, i love you all so much"

sign of the fucking times

*sobs* the low register does something else to my brain i don't know why it's so gorgeous and smooth; just his pure almost gravelly tone down there is outstanding

in conclusion:

what the fuck harry

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[thegrimbookcat]

ok lets talk about the parents of watt

Kinda hard since we never see any of them but we can still make some assumptions about them

Starting with Mattie and Reese I think we can agree that the two girls have a relatively good relationship with their parents. I’m saying this because Mattie’s Lament is supposed to be a letter to her parents and she doesn’t seem to have any hard feelings towards them and honestly considering everything Reese goes through before the show she’s still pretty confident and I like to think it’s because her parents support her even though the team doesn’t.

Now onto the sisters, honestly i don’t know what to think about their parents because I feel like they should’ve interfered with Farrah sooner and sent her to rehab or something and they definitely put way too much responsibility on Anneleigh to take care of Farrah. Also Anneleigh is like super religious to the point it gives her issues (namely all of Forever is just Anneleigh dealing with the fact she’s horny (and ashamed about it) and also that she loves Clark). Which I personally feel isn’t the healthiest state for a teenager. But yeah the O’Daniels are a lil sus

Honestly pretty sure Cairo’s parents are also pretty good. Mainly cause all her issues are like Riley adjacent, like her and Reese have the similar HS problem of just trying to be liked by their peers, she just focuses on prom queen and Reese focuses on being on the team

We know the Williams suck cause Riley is Like That TM, like healthy family dynamics tend not to produce Rileys. Also they just are like absent in the show completely, which seeing as everything happens in their house seems off. but yeah pretty sure they just aren’t there and Riley was kind of a latchkey kid, a wallflower ya know. Cheer is a big deal for Riley probably in part cause she’s desperate to be liked and because she’s hoping for that found family trope.

Now onto Chess, honestly pretty sure her parents are ok. We know from Kate her mom would make her come home, which is like a relatively good sign ya know like they do want her. Also most of her issues come specifically from her injury and her desire not to disappoint people so I’m wondering if her parents were very supportive and this unintentionally worsened the pressure on her.

Kate I think also has probably a not great relationship with her parents. Like idk if its because she assumes the worst of them and that leads to the disconnect or if they are actually not great I just don’t think they have a great relationship. This is mainly cause Kate really clutches onto Chess and I’m pretty sure that’s like her one meaningful relationship. Not only that but we know that Kate has two older siblings that she used to be pretty close to, now this could just be the normal growing apart but if part of the issue is her siblings don’t wanna be home cause of their parents then I can get her issues. Plus Gymnastics is an expensive sport and Kate quitting in a snap when she must have been pretty good seeing as she knows Chess from that and Chess was an Olympic hopeful, plus even Riley admits she’s good it means a lot. It also must have pissed off her parents cause they probably feel like she’s throwing that away for nothing.

Last but not least is Eva, We know her family is military which probably lead to a little resentment cause of the moving around but tbh Eva seems the most well-adjusted of the lot. She’s out and it doesn’t seem like her parents have a problem with it. I think they may put pressure on her and have expectations but I also think they do genuinely care about her. also pretty sure Eva has siblings cause she has major Older Sister Vibes TM

ok that was me trying to get my headcanons straight for the parents of Watt which is hard when most of them aren’t even mentioned

[trashyswitch]

Lucy's Playful Day

Lucy is feeling playful, and wants to hear people laugh. So, she sets out to do just that, and gets more than she bargained for...

For @kanene-yaaay (If you like the Peanuts Gang, of course)

This was a fanfic I should've known would come up...The Peanuts comics have a few scenes of tickling, both tv animated and comic drawn. So I should've seen this eventually coming along...

I hope you enjoy!

Lucy was feeling quite playful as of late. She really wanted to hear the people around her laugh. And what better way to make someone laugh by tickling them?

The first person she really wanted to go for was: well, her brother! It made sense to go for him first, since he was home with her watching TV on the beanbag chair. Lucy snuck up to her little brother and started tickling his neck. “Tickle tickle!”

“Luhuhuhucyhyhy!” Linus laughed.

“Tickle tickle Linus! Let me hear that sweet laugh of yours!” Lucy teased.

“Nohohohoho, nohohohot nohohohow!” Linus giggled, before turning himself in the chair. “Stop it!” Linus grabbed her hand in the air and kept it away from him to prevent her from tickling him.

Lucy huffed and lifted her prissy little nose up. “Fine.” She pulled her hand out of his grip. “I’ll go tickle someone else then!” Lucy decided.

“Go ahead.” Linus muttered as he sat down at his chair.

Lucy rolled her eyes and walked out to the front yard of the house. She walked herself to snoopy’s dog house and noticed that Snoopy was lying down in the door of his dog house. Why his feet were sticking out, she didn’t quite know. But boy, was it hard to resist tickling the dog’s paws!

So Lucy snuck up to Snoopy’s little white paws, and started tickling them. “Tickle tickle tickle!”

From inside the dog house, you could hear the dog laughing and cackling while pulling the paws away. Lucy happily followed the paws and continued tickling him. “Tickle tickle tickle tickle!” She teased some more.

Snoopy squeaked and pulled his feet completely inside the dog house this time. Eager to keep hearing his laughter, Lucy crawled into the dog house to tickle him some more.

From the dog house, you could still hear Lucy’s little “Tickle tickle!” teases, and Snoopy’s high pitched little laughter. “Tickle tickle tickle tickle- EEEP!” Lucy suddenly paused as she felt something pecking at her neck. “EEhehehehehehe! Thahahat tihihihihickles!” She laughed.

A few seconds later, Lucy’s laughter stopped and a yellow little bird came flying out of the dog house. “Bye pretty bird!” She reacted for a moment. Then she turned around. “Alright snoopy. My turn again!” She declared. The house moved back and forth dramatically as Snoopy’s laughter filled the dog house alongside Lucy’s little teases.

Soon, the black and white beagle could be seen sprinting out of the dog house with a wobbly smile plastered on his face. Lucy ran out of the dog house as well, sprinting after the dog. “Come here you!” Lucy yelled after him. “I’m not done yet!”

Snoopy soon stopped in front of Lucy with a smirk, and waited for Lucy to run up. When Lucy was face to face with the dog, Snoopy gave Lucy’s face a big ol’ lick.

“AAAAUGH! I’VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG!” She shrieked, running away. “I HAVE DOG GERMS! GET SOME HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!” She shouted as she sprinted to the house.

Snoopy giggled at this and walked back into his dog house with a job well done.

[A whole bottle of disinfectant later:]

Lucy walked up to Charlie Brown with a big smile. He was the next lucky lee to be tickled by Lucy herself! Of course like all the times, Lucy liked to start with the neck first. “Tickle tickle!” She teased.

“aAAAHahahahaha! Yohohou scahahared mehehehe!” Charlie reacted.

“Surprise tickle attack!” She declared, tickling up and down his neck.

“Ihihis thihihis nehehessehessahahahary?” He asked.

“Tickling is never necessary! But it is quite fun!” She teased with a giggle.

Charlie started to run away in an attempt to stop her. “Ohohokahay, thahat’s ehenohough- aAAAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT THEHERE!” He shrieked suddenly, curling his neck and waving his arms around.

“Oooooh! You’re ticklish on your scalp?!” She reacted, scratching his bare scalp. “I didn’t know that could be a tickle spot!” She reacted before stopping.

“Yeheheah...It tickles a lot. Sally tickles me there too.” Charlie admitted.

“That’s cute! Hey, try it on me!” She told him.

“Really?” Charlie asked, looking at his hand.

“Yeah! Try it on me!” she told him again, leaning back to offer him her head.

“Okay…” He reached his hand outward and scratched at Lucy’s scalp, not really expecting anything.

But what he got ended up being super surprising:

“EEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! OH THAT’S BAD! THAHAHAT’S BAHAHAHAHAD!” Lucy laughed and squealed before running away from him.

Charlie widened his eyes and looked at his own hand. “Wow...Looks like I’m not alone in that fact anymore…” Charlie moped and hung hs head.

“Aww come on, cheer up Charlie! It’s cute!” Lucy suddenly showed up behind Charlie and started tickling his scalp again.

Charlie jumped out of both surprise and ticklishness. Charlie curled up and giggled into his hands. “LUHUHUCY WHEHEHEHERE DIHIHID YOHOU COHOHOME FROHOHOM?!” Charlie laughed.

“From right behind you, blockhead! Is your hearing going too along with your hair?” Lucy joked.

“DOHOHON’T CAHAHALL MEHEHE THAHAHAT! YOHOHOU’RE TIHIHICKLIHIHISH TOHOHOHO!” Charlie shot back too.

“Am not!” Lucy argued suddenly, removing her hands. “I am not!” Lucy shot back.

Charlie smirked evilly and scratched her scalp again. “Sure you’re not.”

“EEEEHEHEHEHEHE! OHOHOKAHAY, IAM! IHIHI AM! CHAHAHARLIHIHIHIHIE!” Lucy laughed.

“Yes, Lucy the ticklish?” Charlie teased.

“STAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT!” Lucy begged.

“No way! You were right: tickling IS fun.” Charlie teased more. “When I’m the one tickling, I mean.” Charlie added.

Lucy finally ran away from Charlie and flopped onto the ground. “Ow! You’re mean!” Lucy whined.

“Can’t handle some tickling?” Charlie asked.

“I can’t believe you!” Lucy stormed off. “I’m tickling someone else. You’re too evil.” Lucy stormed off.

Charlie blinked and rolled his eyes. “Good grief...Such a drama queen.”

Lucy stormed herself all the way to the theater. Who was the Lucy’s next lee gonna be? Why Schroeder, of course! She almost never gets to hear Schroeder’s cute little laugh! It was almost a crime for that laughter to not be heard.

So, Lucy made her way quietly behind Schroeder and his red toy piano...Lucy always knew that the piano was basically the thing keeping the two of them away from each other. Maybe if Schroeder didn’t have the piano, he would be falling head over heels for Lucy. But maybe...just maybe...this playful attack could bring them closer together.

“Tickle tickle!” Lucy declared proudly as she tickled the back of his neck.

Schroeder’s hands flew away from the piano as a wobbly smile showed up on his lips in a matter of seconds. Quickly, Schroeder covered his mouth with both his hands.

“Hey!” Lucy stopped tickling and pointed her fists to the ground. “No covering up your smile!”

To try and get him to laugh, Lucy tried tickling him in the armpits. This gave Lucy the greatest reaction she could’ve ever gotten! Schroeder actually squealed! He even flopped backwards onto his back and started giggling. Lucy quickly removed her hands from his armpits before his shoulders hit the ground. Then, Lucy tiptoed to Schroeder’s left side and started tickling his armpits from the front this time!

“EEEEK! Lucyyyhyhyhyhy! Stahahap ihihihit!” Schroeder laughed, wiggling around and kicking his feet.

Lucy could swear this was true love. His laughter was the greatest sound in the world! Would you believe his laughter was greater than his piano playing?! Lucy certainly thought so! And that’s saying something! Schroeder’s piano playing was wonderful to listen to! But his laughter was truly the singing heart of his music.

Suddenly, Lucy’s thoughts were interrupted by strange and amateur-sounding piano playing...Definitely not Schroeder’s kind of playing!

When she turned around to see what was going on, she looked down and bursted out laughing:

Schroeder’s feet were hitting the piano while they kicked out! His piano was only playing the notes that his feet were playing, making some hilarious-sounding music (if you could call it that) to come out!

So it WAS Schroeder! Only it wasn’t intentional this time!

Lucy stopped tickling Schroeder and held her stomach as she laughed. “YOU WERE PLAYING PIANO WITH YOUR FEHEHEHEET!” She reacted.

Schroeder covered his face with his hands and was curling his knees to his chest. How embarrassing…

“Lucy, stop laughing! I bet you would do the same thing if you were being tickled!” Schroeder yelled back.

Lucy looked up. “Huh?”

Schroeder was suddenly right beside Lucy and was tickling her sides. But she wasn’t reacting.

Lucy smirked and crossed her arms. “Sorry Schroeder, I’m just not very tickli-HIHIHIHI HEHEHEHEY!”

“Oh really, Ms. Not-Very-ticklish? Then what’s this?” Schroeder asked as he tickled her ribs. “Hey! I can play chords on your ribs!” Schroeder reacted suddenly.

“EEEHAHAHAHAHA! YOHOHOU KNUHUCKLEHEHEHEAD!” She laughed.

“Me?! A knucklehead?! No way!” Schroeder lifted her arm up with one hands and started tapping his other fingers on the ribs. “C, D, E, F, G, A, B, C, D, E, F, G! Wow! I can almost play a whole octave on your ribs!” Schroeder reacted.

“SCHROHOHOEDEHEHER PLEHEHEHEASE!’ She begged.

“Okay, okay.” Schroeder replied, stopping his fingers. “I think Ms. Not-Very-Ticklish is all tickled out!” Schroeder teased.

If Lucy hadn’t been all giggly and tired from the tickles, then Schroeder might’ve gotten a pow to the face! “I can’t believe it! I DON’T believe it! You’re more evil than Charlie is!” Lucy accused.

“You’ve been tickling Charlie too? I didn’t even think Charlie was able to laugh…” Schroeder reacted.

“Yeah! And he’s ticklish on his scalp! Can you believe that?!” Lucy reacted.

“Yeah...I actually can.” Schroeder admitted. “He seems like that kind of guy.” Schroeder added.

“He does?” Lucy reacted, looking over at the screen. “How do you know?” Lucy asked.

“I don’t know. I just do.” Schroeder walked to the piano as he continued to talk. “Just like how you seem to be the ticklish armpit type.” Schroeder told her.

Lucy widened her eyes and gulped. How- How in the world-

It was then that a pair of hands had quickly slipped into Lucy’s armpits.

“EEEHEHEHEHEHE! WHOHOHOHO-” Lucy turned around and gasped. It was Snoopy! “Uh oh!” Lucy reacted. The egotistic girl took off running almost immediately and ran across the theatre past Schroeder and his precious piano. “SCHROEDER! HELP!” She yelled. “AAAAAH! HE’S GONNA GET MEEEEE!”

Schroeder giggled and watched. “Naaah, you’re fine. It’s just Snoopy.” Schroeder replied with a wink to the audience.

It didn’t take long for Lucy’s laughter to fill the theater along with Schroeder’s piano playing. The nicknames ‘Ms. Not-Very-Ticklish’ and ‘Lucy the Ticklish’ quickly proved to be the perfect nicknames for Lucy that day.

“HEHEHEHELP! HAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAHAHARLIHIHIHIE YOHOHOU’RE DOHOHOG IHIHIS TIHIHICKLIHIHING MEHEHEHE!” Lucy laughed.

Charlie walked into the theater and chuckled. “So that’s where you went…” He reacted. He looked down at the bowl of dog food in his hand. “Hey Snoopy: I have your food.”

Snoopy’s ear lifted up towards Charlie’s direction. Snoopy quickly stopped tickling and took off towards Charlie and the bowl of food. Snoopy sat down, and panted happily. Charlie gave Snoopy his food and walked over to Lucy. “You okay?” Charlie asked.

Lucy smiled. “My hero!” Lucy took Charlie’s hand. “See Schroeder? Even blockheads can be better heroes than you!” Lucy rised up onto her tiptoes and fluffed the little hair he had. Charlie looked over at Schroeder, who had gotten up.

“Hey Charlie. I heard you’re an evil tickler.” Schroeder mentioned.

“According to Lucy, I am.” Charlie admitted. “Has Lucy been tickling you lately by any chance?” Charlie asked.

“Yes, actually. She has. And you?” Schroeder asked back.

“Uh huh…” Charlie replied.

“Wanna team up?” Schroeder asked with a hand out for a shake.

Lucy’s little smile dropped and a gasp of horror filled the room. “Oh no...Not BOTH of you!” Lucy reacted.

Snoopy lifted his ear towards the boys and looked up with dog food covering his mouth. He licked his lips.

“Looks like Snoopy wants in on the tickle attack too.” Schroeder mentioned.

“Of course he does…” Charlie said with a smirk. “Hey Lucy:” Charlie said with a smirk. “You’d better get running~”

Lucy didn’t waste a second. She was off faster than Usain Bolt himself. And Charlie along with Schroeder and Snoopy, were off as well after the prissy ler.

Let’s hope she can handle 3 against 1...

[llycaons]

worst YA books according to the tags on that one post

divergent made a lot of people very mad. actually any YA dystopia post thg. I didn't despise divergent but I never cared enough to finish them

matched series (VERY unpopular)

anything by sarah j maas (a court of thorns and roses series which apparently had explicit content in the later books so it isn't even YA but I have to list it because people HATE her stuff)

anything by rainbow rowell (eleanor and park, carry on, fangirl)

anything by john green especially tfios, paper towns, and looking for alaska (which I heard had really creepy writing for the female lead?)

twilight (obviously)

the mortal instruments people feel very strongly about the mortal instruments

the selection

uglies (which I heard was good in hs but apparently it sucks?)

red white and royal blue even though it's not YA people just really hate it

red queen???

honorable mentions (fewer but recurring)

the foxhole court/aftg which I KNOW has a following on here even among people who say it's bad

shatter me, after, fallen, delirium (? never heard of them)

james patterson witch and wizard series. also maximum ride especially after the first trilogy

the shiver books which I kind of liked

some people said grisha trilogy which, fair

whoever wrote simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda and all her other stuff

those books like ship it, gamer girl, etc.

they both die at the end

house of night

hush hush which I must reiterate is one the worst pieces of published writing I have ever read in my life and I only got one chapter in

the disasters which only one person mentioned but they were very passionate about it

ready player one????

half bad

song of achilles for all my tsoa haters out there!

not listed but in hs I read a book about vampire ninjas set in Japan written by a white guy who self-identified as a vampire ninja which 😬😬 and it was really bad in literally every way but I was in love with the mentor character who was so much cooler than the protag so that's why I remember it. it was literally called vampire ninja you can look it up

'anything with uwu smol bean gay characters' which. yeah. yeah

someone listed the darker shade of magic series which!! THANK YOU GOD THOSE BOOKS WERE AWFUL

laini taylor's books which were bad but the worldbuilding was so fun and they made me cry so I couldn't list them myself but they ARE bad especially the romance is super boring and stupid and overdone

THE PERSON WHO SAID THE GOLDFINCH I LOVE YOU. though I don't think that's YA?

'anything with a fanfic style' YEAH

vampire diaries

someone called the da vinci code YA?

someone called magnus archives YA???

that shitty b/eachdeath book obviously

the person who said 'all of them'

conclusion: there's a lot of bad YA out there :(

[urmomsstuntdouble]

track and field au from the mind of a former (?) track kid (part 1)

please note that these are mostly based on body types and heights! there is some personality involved but it wasnt the deciding factor for many of these- in my experience, eprsonality does have some impact on what events you do but it’s really up to your coach seeing as they’re the one who enters you into certain events..like i had to fill in for distance runners all the time even though i was a sprinter. also a lot of these combos are not possible, such as anyone who does both the 4x1 and the 400mH, or the 2 and the 4. the average hs/college athlete only has 2-4 events which can be spread out across anywhere from 3 to 12 hours, depending on the meet size. anyway all that is to say that this is a lil unrealistic, hope this is neat!

Veneziano

Track events: 4x800, 800, 1600. Though this goes against his character a little bit it does fit with his body type. I think he could be good at it for various reasons

Field events: Jav, PV

Germany

Track: 100mH (coach looked at him and said jump tall boy jump), 100, 4x1 (straights)

Field: Shot, disc

Japan

Track: 16, 32, 4x8, 800. Sprints stress him out

America

Track: 100mH, 100, 200, 4x1 (straight), 4x4

Field: Shot, disc, long jump, triple jump (absolute bastard

England

Track: 800

Field: PV

race official

France

Track: 400mH, 400, 4x8

Field: PV

China

Track: 400mH, 400 (honestly i dont think china as a character would be super into track bc he’s elderly but also they do have some really good 400mH runners, or they did in the late 20th century. they also have liu xiang, although idk if china’s body type is very suited to the 100mH, so.)

Field; PV, HJ

Russia

Field: Shot, jav

Canada

Track: 100, 200, 4x1 (straight

Field: PV, LJ, TJ

Belgium

Track: 16, 4x8, 800

Field: Jav

Netherlands

Track: 400mH, 800, 400

Field: Jav, LT, TJ

Austria

Track: 800, 4x8

Field: PV, HJ

Hungary

Track: 4x1 (curve), 100, 100mH (short queen), 200

Field: Shot, disc, Jav (such an icon..)

Poland

Track: 4x8 but only when they’ve been coerced

Field: PV

but actually they work at the concessions stand n fill the lil cups with cheese that go with hot pretzels

Prussia

Track: 4x1 (curve), 100, 100mH, 200 (prussia go nyoom)

Switzerland

Track: 400, 800, 4x4 (yeah he’s a 4x4 bitch what of it)

Field: jav, shot (he likey throw the weapon)

Estonia

Meet official 

Latvia

Track: 4x1 (curve. short king), 100

Lithuania

Track: 200, 400, 4x4, steeple chase (liet’s a masochist you heard it here first)

Field: shot, disc

Belarus

Track: 100, 200

Field: PV, HJ, TJ

Ukraine

Field: Shot

Denmark

Track: 4x4, 400, 400mH (he is committed to this and this alone)

Field: shot, maybe jav

Finland

Field: shot, disk

Iceland

Track: 16, 4x8, 8

Field: Jav, PV

Norway

Track: 4x8, 8

Field: Jav

Sweden

Track: 100, 100mH, 4x1 (straight), 200

Field: Disc, shot

also lil track knowledge if you’re not familiar: field events are javelin, shot put, discus, pole vault, long jump, triple jump, and high jump. 4x# means a 4 person relay of that distance, they’re sometimes referred to as like the 400m relay or something. capital H indicates hurdles. steeple chase is a 3k run with 28 hurdles, behind which are water pits. 400mH and SC hurdles are 91cm for boys, and 76 for girls. 110mH (boys) is 106cm tall, and 100mH (girls) is 84cm. for both 400 and 100/110, there are 10 hurdles on the track. though both involve hurdles they reward different body types, which is why not all hurdlers do all hurdling events (doing both the 110/100 and the 400 is rare for hurdle specialists but not unheard of). 

[ayzrules]

10 Signs That You’re in an Ayz Novel/Project/Writing Collab/Rp/~Thing~

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1. SILK & STEEL MOTIFS - [ mai, rowena, camila (ish), all of proper young killing machines! ] ever since i was 14-15 and obsessing over book!sansa / book!margaery, and only enhanced by my gail carriger phase. maybe it has to do with the fact that i’m too lazy to ever get into a physical fight myself? LMAO but i love writing snakey political girls who don’t really do ~fighty~ stuff but absolutely are plotting something and will manipulate/backstab their way to getting it. and ofc they hide all of that behind perfect manners & designer gowns & high heels ;D. normally about working with the system & bending it to their advantage for w/e reason (revenge is pretty common lol), not necessarily destroying the system & making something new/better. which segues into:

2. ICE QUEEN TROPES - [ izzy, mari, yinmei ] i first started writing these girls as a direct foil to #1; i would say characters in both of these categories are just as ruthless as each other, but #2 are more obvious/overt about it and v v v blunt. instead of working with & manipulating the system, these girls tend to be the type to just break it apart with a sledgehammer, hahahha. sub-category/spinoff being the too-old/tired-for-your-shit-so-pls-fuck-off kind of vibe ;DDD

3. THE VERY MEAN VERY TERRIBLE GIRL W QUESTIONABLE MORALS IS A MAIN POV AND ALSO MY FAVORITE AND NO I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - [ tess + camila, kyvana, tselvya aka the murder princess trio of lay them to rest ] ummmmm no excuse except i might be not 100% straight lmfaoooooooo. i just can’t resist ruthless amoral girls in flouncy ruffles & floral frocks ok next (!)

4. TREE-HUGGING SHIT / POETRY IN NATURE - [ verdínqa, dulcifera, of daisies & ddt, a bit of run devil run ] i’m an envi sci nerd & study something similar w my degree program so no surprise :D ever since high school i’ve been into subverting the light = life & darkness = death trope, just after learning about shit like eutrophication & hypoxic waters etc where growth/a surplus actually leads to death, and sort of the belief that death in nature isn’t inherently bad for the entire system (ecocentric holism & alla’ that). and also a point that’s been driven home countless times by lectures, talks, books, webinars, what have you - the earth as just a planet will be fine even w all the anthropogenic shit going on, it’s humans who will be fucked. so that makes its way into my work a ton!

5. REINCARNATED QUEEN BEES -  [ jenny, chae ] idk there’s just something so iconic about that aesthetic. zombie girls in chanel & luisa beccaria ya feel. the absolute vanity/arrogance/haughtiness of your typical hs movie rich bitch TM meets oh shit im not really alive and also eating brains is gross (i once googled human brain nutrition facts. quora saved a girl but also my search history is wack lmfao)..... yea! :kermitdab:

6. DITZY PINK SIDEKICK WHO IS ACTUALLY PRETTY BOOKSMART - [ steph, lea, lyra ] to (sort of) go with above, i like writing the bubbly girly girls who can throw front tucks and scorpions and double arabians like nobody’s business but also aren’t your stereotypical ‘dumb cheerleader’ trope; they’re just thought of as ditzy because of how nice/sweet/outgoing they are. also 3/4 times they drive crusty mom vans. yes this is me projecting my own driving experience no i will not change

7. SARCASTIC IDIOT MEME QUEENS - [ chrissy, inferna/vicky, angie ] always obsessed with memes, usually obsessed with food/sbux, kpop, or both. these girls are fun to write bc it’s like, 2 brain cells and they’re all devoted to simping for girl groups or copping free food deals (yes i make them all blackpink fans yes i am basic no i do not accept criticism) which is just #same. usually tend to be pretty scathing & hotheaded, also with a bit of a too-tired-for-this-pls-fuck-off energy ;D and that’s highkey my entire internal dialogue so like..... :kermitdab:

8. GLITTER + GORE / MURDER PRINCESSES - [ robot unicorn attack & its spinoff ‘rua: guts & glory’, proper young killing machines, lay them to rest, this new hyper-girly pokemon yugioh-esque collab w loml <333 ] traditionally “”””””””girly/feminine”””””””” aesthetics meets murder/other very dangerous activities you should not try at home! 

9. FACETIOUS REFERENCES TO RL - [ gem quest, robot unicorn attack, lay them to rest, other things im prob forgetting ] basically i’m super facetious and also a clown and i like to poke fun at stupid things in my own life hahahah. gem quest is very modern meme culture meets high fantasy fairyland (& it was a collab with fanfan! so literally just my aes meets hers ;DDDDD) in the way i wrote it (references to twilight, phineas & ferb, kpop, other memes in the fairytale setting basically); robot unicorn attack is allllll about that petty celeb drama (just with a glitzy cyberpunk backdrop & also unicorns) LMAOOO & it does have tons of similarities to the kpop industry! & lay them to rest - aka murder princess aesthetic heaven - has me pulling out shit like ‘picstagram’ and ‘versacci’ (versace + gucci lol i’m so lame). one of the murder-y girls is a social media influencer/beauty guru. yeah!!

& last but not least-

10. MORE AESTHETIC THAN PLOT - [ insert everything i’ve ever written ] look i can NEVER come up with coherent plot lines WHATSOEVER but at least my pinterest is popping & my prose is all overly detailed descriptions of dresses & flowers LOL

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[goldsfm]

* BAHAR SAHIN, CIS FEMALE+ SHE / HER  | you know SAFIYE DEMIR, right? they’re 23, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, TWENTY THREE YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to SHE HAD THE WORLD BY P!ATD like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole RELIVING THE GLORY DAYS, BUYING AFFECTIONS AND FRIENDSHIPS, ALWAYS WEARING SOMETHING PINK thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is OCTOBER NINTH, so they’re a LIBRA, which is unsurprising, all things considered.

meet  the  epitome  of  daddy  issues  !

she is kind of the love child of rachel gatina, brooke davis and blair waldorf thanks

safiye ( pronounced sah-fee-ya ) was the IT girl in high school. the mean girl. the head plastic. u know the type yeah? prom queen, probably would have pulled a carrie on the poor soul who potentially won over her

she was also a Heaux in high school because daddy didn’t love her properly. 

she has an older brother who was distant because her parents suck and he had the brains to dip early on. her mother was an airline stewardess and her father some higher up at a local bank chain. dad also was a serial cheater in the marriage, which, despite her mother being aware of all the affairs, is still a thing. saf grew up watching her father literally walking all over her mother and making her look like a fool, in saf’s opinion, because he just...cheated on her. continuously, and she let it happen. she didn’t say anything or retaliate or try to end it. whenever she would hear about it, she would just jet off on some job and leave her kids with her unfaithful husband.

now her dad’s idea of love was financial and came in monetary measures. basically, he let fi max out his credit cards and called it love. he paid No attention to her but she got everything she ever wanted. her mother was. . . okay with attention toward safiye but her opinion of the woman was So Low that she pitied the woman.

she never wanted to be taken advantage of, or walked over so she became the painful opposite; she can be clingy, she’s super promiscuous, needy . . . all the treasures of neglect and daddy issues.

now, around the same time of high school graduation, saifye disappeared. the story that was handed out when she came back was that she went on vacation to her family’s beach house. but obviously, that was not the true.

tw miscarriage the real story? she was pregnant. and she didn’t want to admit it to the father nor did she want to be pregnant at all. while trying to decide how to go about this, becoming a mother and how to tell the father and how her whole life was now ruined, her body essentially rejected it on its own and she lost the baby. it wrecked her. because she was slowly, slowly, coming to terms with it just before it all happened.  tw end

then she came back and she ... kinda of became a prude?? and pretends like her Hoe phased never happened lmao. because she’s terrified of this happening again. 

she’s still as bitchy, still very much a mean girl stuck in her prom queen phase

she doesn’t have a job because.. well.. she doesn’t need one. she’s a spoiled brat and it definitely shows. but she also hides a lot of shit. and because of the miscarriage and her family issues, she has severe abandonment and self worth issues

potential connections

the almost baby daddy !  maybe he was a messy toxic on again/off again fwb / fling ??? 

her ride or die

her unlikely ship ?? like she’s mean girl plastic, give me the complete opposite and let that blossom thank u

enemies. she def has more than she has friends, she probably was mean to a lot of peopel in hs

[mirkwoodshewolf]

Graduation surprise; BoRhap cast x reader

*Author’s note*

Hey ya’ll well I promised this fic when I posted the Queen prom fic so here it is. Now I know it’s not as long as the last one is but I felt like this didn’t need to be super long. Also as another special little fact for ya’ll I was gonna make this a Queen fic as well but then I decided to change it to a BoRhap CAST fic since I hadn’t done one of just them in awhile. 

So to all seniors whether HS or college, the class of 2020 CONGRATULATIONS I know it’s not what you hoped it would be but still try to find celebration in this pandemic, you all achieved probably the greatest milestones in your life. So stay safe, stay healthy, stay sane, and be happy :) Lot’s of love from me my darlings!

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Goddamn this year! Just when we think the new decade would be worth our wild, now we’ve got all this shit going on! First there was the threat of WW3, then the next month we’re dealing with wildfires in Australia, and finally to top it off why not add a global pandemic?!

The Coronavirus has literally been all over the news for months, and the fact that our government knew about it since late last year and didn’t warn us about it!? Then when they told us to be on lockdown, everyone starts hording toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and food that no one can buy said items for weeks on end.

But of course my main problem is the fact that I, along with so many other kids and adults around the world can’t participate in their own graduation ceremony.  As a college student, I was just longing to finally participate in my final graduation ceremony ever.  This was supposed to be my final chapter in school life and now because of this damn virus, that’s gone.

I mean yeah my diploma will be coming in the mail but I wanted my family to all be there to see me reach the end of my school life before I finally begin a new chapter.  Plus my cousin’s friends said that they would come and see me and I’ve missed seeing those guys, I hadn’t seen them all since the Bohemian Rhapsody premiere.

I sat there in my old room of my house (cause since the University closed down back in March, all students had to leave the college campus and go home so that way we could reduce the spread of the virus. So I ended up moving back in with my parents) just finishing up my final paper for class.

That’s when my Zoom video chat blew up with my cousin’s profile pic.  I grinned and clicked on the answer button and soon enough my cousin’s face took over my screen.

“Hey poppet.”

“Hey Gwil, how you holding up?” he let out a sigh.

“As best as I can. Though I should be asking you that, you are the one really dealing with this whole Coronavirus adjustment than I am. How’d you do on your classes?”

“For those that have said online classes are easier, they’re dirty rotten liars and completely incompetent.” He softly chuckled. “But thankfully I finished my last exam paper and submitted it just now.”

“Your dad look over it for you? Cause I know you’re a terrible editor.”

“Oi not all the time. Just when I’m lazy.” He hummed as he raised his brow at me. “But yes I did have dad review it for me. Cause before we got to submit the rough draft and my professor said I needed more analysis to my quotes on why I quoted that specific source. God I don’t know why I took that class to begin with?”

“Because you’re a criminology nut and you have been since you turned 16. God and I thought my horror movie tastes were bad.”

“Hey it’s good to be aware of shit like that!”

“Language missy!”

“Okay Cap.” I teased.  He gave me his stern look which made me laugh as I fell to my side on the bed. “Oh by the way I saw that little dating app video you did.”

“And what did you think?”

“I liked it. Kinda makes me wish an app like that did exist in real life.”

“You not just pulling my leg on this?”

“No. Honest and swear to god you had me moved by your performance. Well next to you being Brian May of course.” He grinned. “I swear I still can’t get over when I first saw you in the full hair and makeup, I literally almost had a freakin panic attack.”

“And the fact that Brian was also there to witness that.”

“Oh god don’t even go there!” I groaned as I hid my face in embarrassment.

“So—now that you’re all done with school, what’s next for you?”

“Well any plans I had are put on hold till this whole crisis goes away. And I really thought 2020 was gonna be my year. This sucks!”

“I know poppet, I know. But believe me that it’s not just you whose affected by this. Everyone in the whole world is suffering exactly the same way you are.” I sighed solemnly.

“I know. I mean I should be feeling for you and the guys right now, I mean all of you are out of work till further notice. And all the restaurants that I love going to. Did you know that the little ice cream parlor you and I used to go to when we were kids shut down?”

“No!”

“Yeah, the owner couldn’t keep up the payments because hardly anyone was ordering from them anymore, even with online delivery. So she closed it down.”

“Damn, that sucks. I really loved going to that place with you. That was always our special little time together without the grownups around.” I nodded remembering all the fun times we had together in that little shop.

It was then someone suddenly popped into our conversation.  The extra person now on my screen was none other than Joe Mazzello.

“Hey Gwil, mini-Lee!”

“Hello Joe.” Answered Gwil.

“Hey Joe been a long time.”

“How you two holding up?” he asked us.

“As best as we can, how about you? I’ve seen those Youtube videos you’ve been doing on your page.” Gwil said.

“You know those were jokes, especially that last one. I just wanted to get a laugh out of everyone, or have them hate me.”

“No one could hate you Joey.” I said with a smile.

“Aww thanks mini-Lee. How’s classes been?” I let out a groan as I once again flopped on my bed which made Joe laugh.

“I am just thankful that this is all over. At first I thought online classes would be easy but one of my professors was technology challenged. Another one would sometimes forget to do a lesson, and then of course blackboard could barely operate long enough for me to submit an assignment which caused some of them to be late.”

“Well like you said it’s over now.” Joe assured me.

“Oh hey I saw that Jurassic Park livestream you did.”

“Oh did you? How come I didn’t see you submit a question or just say hello? I’ve seen your Youtube page so I know your username by heart.”

“Cause I may or may not have also been working on a project. But chose the livestream over the project.”

“Nice going Joe, you’ve turned my cousin into a procrastinator.” Gwil complained.

“Hey at least she has Jurassic Park unlike you Gwilym Lee! Serious shame on you for not owning it! This is why mini-Lee is the coolest out of the two of you.” I snarked out a mock laugh as I stuck my tongue out.

“Ganging up against me okay I see how it is you two.”

“Oh come now cousin dear, we’re just messing around.”

“Messing around? If we’re messing with Gwil then I want a part of it.” Soon another picture came up and there lying on his side was Ben Hardy.

“Benjamin!” Joe screamed joyously.

“Hi Ben.” I sung out.

“Hey (y/n).” he waved at me with a wink. “Now going back to teasing Gwilym.”

“You guys are officially gonna be blocked right after this.” My cousin groaned.  We all laughed when I told him.

“Again cousin, we’re teasing you. So Ben, what brings you here?”

“What can’t I pop in and say hello?” I giggled.

“I see nothing wrong with it. Oh hey get this; I finally got around to watching 6 Underground.”

“And what did you think of it?”

“The first 10 minutes were insane! And truthfully I never really understood Michael Bay films, but this one—definitely my favorite. I loved it Ben, really.”

“Well thank you (n/n). Thank you.”

“Never did I think I needed to see both you and Ryan Reynolds on screen together….”

“Whoa okay easy there (n/n)!” Joe interrupted me.

“Oi you get your mind out of the gutters! And you say it’s the fans that make what you say to the extreme.” I scowled him.

“Trust me, I’ve known him for over 10 years and he still doesn’t grow up.” Another voice stated and soon two more familiar faces popped up on screen, stuck in quarantine together in LA were Rami and Lucy. And then a split second later another face came on the screen, it was none other than Alan Leech.

“Hey, Rami, Lu-lu, Alan!” I cheered.

“Hey (y/n)!” the three of them said as they waved.

“God I feel like I’m getting spoiled, got the entire BoRhap family together for the first time in like—forever.”

“It’s crazy.” Alan said.

“Definitely.” Agreed Rami.

“Maybe when this whole thing blows over we should all get together some time in New York.” Offered Joe.

“I’m down with it.” Ben said.

“Me too.” Lucy agreed with a nod.

“Yeah, (n/n), Ben and I could fly out together.” Said Gwil.

“I’m down with that. Now that I’m done with school, I can do what I want now.”

“So guys now that we’re all here shall we begin?” Lucy said.

“Begin what? Gwil what’s going on?” I asked.

“Well (n/n), when this whole quarantine shutdown and school cancellations started affecting the class of 2020 we all felt bad that you couldn’t graduate the way you hoped you would.” Gwil said before Joe continued.

“So Gwil called all of us up via the Whatsapp chat, as well as our daily zoom calls. To gather us all together on your ‘last day’ of college.”

“To celebrate your own Virtual college graduation party!” Rami cheered.  At that point everyone either threw confetti, blew on graduation blowers, or holding up signs that said CONGRATS 2020 GRADUATE!!!

I covered my mouth with my hands speechless and tried to hold back the tears.

“Ohh you guys.”

“Since you couldn’t have a college graduation party, we figure we’d bring the party to you. See not even this pandemic can stop us from celebrating our Mini-Lee’s ultimate milestone.” Ben said as he set down his congrats sign.

“And also expect some gifts within the next few weeks, depending on how the mailing services do with overseas gifts.” Alan said.

“Aww thanks you guys, you didn’t have to.”

“We know, but we wanted to. Let us spoil you even through this pandemic.” Said Joe.

“Thanks guys, this—really means a lot to me.” I wiped a hidden tear that strayed down the corner of my eye.  They all awed at me that’s when Gwil lifted up a small graduation cake.

“I know, I know this’ll be ridiculous but just humor me will yah?” I smiled and nodded.  He lit up the 2020 candles and held it just high enough for me to see the top part of the candles.

“CONGRATS (Y/N) LEE! CLASS OF 2020!!!” everyone proclaimed at once which made me smile and I blew out towards the screen.  Gwil then blew out the candles for me as everyone else cheered and clapped.

“Thanks so much you guys. Really, you have no idea how much this means to me.”

“We’re happy to do it (y/n). If it makes your day a little bit brighter in these dark times.” Rami said.

“It did Rami, it really did.”

“Well hope we can make this even better cause I’ve also got a part 2 to this little surprise. But in order for that to happen, everyone else has got to go otherwise you won’t really be able to see it as clearly.” Gwil said.

“Aww man.” I whined.

“No worries mini-Lee, your cousin added you to our BoRhap Whatsapp chat and I’ll send you a link to our zoom channel if you ever wanna chat with us again.” Joe said with a wink.

“Thanks Joe. And thanks everyone take care and stay safe.” They all waved and bid me goodbye with waves or blowing kisses at me and one by one they signed off till it was once again just Gwil and I.

All I could see across his bearded face was that cheeky grin he does whenever he’s trying to hide something.

“What are you grinning about?”

“Just the fact that I’ll be the best cousin once you see part 2 of your special surprise.”

“What did you do?”

“If I told you it won’t be a surprise now would it? Now let’s see, god I hope they get it.” He muttered the last part to himself. It took a few minutes till finally another screen popped up and standing there in his room was Adam Lambert.  I fangirled in my seat and covered my mouth trying to contain my squeals.

“Hey girlfriend!” he greeted with a wave.

“Adam oh my god!”

“How’s it going?”

“It’s been going. Finally submitted my last paper. So I’m officially done with school forever.”

“Yaas Queen!” he snapped. “So how’s it feel to be a college graduate?”

“Well it’d be better if we weren’t in the middle of a pandemic.”

“Understandable, but hey you’ve worked hard for this so be proud of yourself no matter what’s going on in the world right now.” I nodded with a shrug. “And to celebrate your graduation, your cousin whipped up another little surprise for you.”

“Oh my god Gwil you didn’t!” I gasped.  He merely raised a brow at me cheekily as he bit his lip back from a smile.

“Hey guys you there?!” Adam called out and soon enough two more screens came on and the picture revealed to be both Brian May and Roger Taylor.  Brian sitting on his couch while Roger looked to be in his basement with his drumkit.

At this point, I had lost my shit.  I was fangirling to the max at this rate but tried to calm down.

“Hi (y/n), congratulations of graduating.” Brian greeted me.

“Major achievement there love. Congrats.” Roger added.

“Oh my god…..Gwil this is—how……”

“I knew you’d love it (n/n). Plus I knew this would cheer you up after our last conversation we had last week. You really needed some cheering up.”

“So guys are we ready to do this?” asked Adam.

“I’m ready to go if you both are.” Said Brian as he took his Red Special and set it on his lap and Roger twirled his drumstick.

“(Y/n), this is for you love. Hopefully when this whole mess is over, you can finally go out there and reach your dream job. Till then we hope you enjoy this.” Roger said.

It was then both Roger and Brian began playing the tune for ‘we are the champions’ but as Adam began singing the song, it turns out that they were actually singing their new song, ‘You are the champions’ dedicated to the first responders worldwide.

But now they were playing it in my honor as a college graduate.  As they continued to play the song, I allowed the tears to flow down my face as I laced my hand over my heart.

God—never did I think that through this pandemic would I be happy.  From having to never see any of my friends I made in college again, to not having my whole family come to the house to celebrate, or going out to party with some of my friends.  But this—right here and now, my cousin made it all up to me all the way from London.

At this point, I knew that I was officially the luckiest person in the world.  All thanks to my favorite cousin, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[flippingpancake]

I'm so glad fable is becoming popular again with that trailer that just came out and it fits really well because fable also has a villain named jack that also serves a evil queen (snowball/condessence take your pick) im super curious about who the alpha kids will be or who the trolls would be

:OO yeah when the teaser for fable 4 i literally squealed i cant wait what fable 4 will cook up :], replaying fable 3 got me so nostalgic about fable 2, i love those games so much and it got me wondering what the hs kids would be like in fable, the teaser coming out just made the idea stick more until i sat down and finally draw

As for fablestuck, i’m just focusing on the beta kids in the fable 2 era first (june as hammer, rose as theresa/garth, jade as reaver etc)

I’m planning on drawing the alpha kids in the fable 3 era later, dunno abt the trolls tho, maybe they can appear after the beta kids defeat lucien (i think im gonna make lucien doc scratch) or :O maybe they can appear as brief allies with defeating sidequest villains and the beta kids meet them again after scratchs dead OR :OO maybe the trolls can be a vital part in defeating lucien/scratch becuz it turns out the prophecy is actually incomplete (im still making up the story as i draw)

I want the beta kids and alpha kids to meet tho so no alpha kids as the descendant of the beta kids, tho maybe with some time shenanigans, the beta kids after defeating scratch winds up in the fable 3 era

I think im gonna make condy as logan with jane the princess and jake elliot (with obvious changes with jake and jane as just friends and letting people think theyre dating and jake surviving and escaping with jane) dunno what dirk and roxy is gonna be yet but im gonna focus on drawing the beta kids in the fable 2 era first :]

[sarasfm]

Sarauniya “ Sara ” Davies, 24, pansexual, cisfemale, ISFP Enneagram 9w1; Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, Pisces rising 1st year Advanced Encryption Major; did not go to a spy prep hs

Imma keep it real with you, chief, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I mean, obviously, I know what espionage is ; I’ve read books and articles, and I’ve seen Spy Kids and all the Charlies Angels and James Bond movies, but I genuinely think I need a minute to wrap my head around everything. Make that two weeks, because what’s this I hear about two murders ?  I literally just got sent here to be safe, I — I’m sorry, I’m freaking out. Give me five seconds, and we can start again, because I promise I can totally pretend this is all normal. @gallagherintro​

full name: sarauniya “ sara ” davies

dormitory room: 105

birthday: 20 march 1995

soundtrack: “ go gina ” by sza

favorite dish: efo riro

aesthetic:  when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of light reflecting from her earrings, eyeglasses perched on top of her head, and a caviar iphone always in her hands

Bio Points

her mom’s a nigerian baddie billionaire & her dad’s a soft academic brit

she grew up between london and abuja where their family’s business is based. it’s a trading enterprise, the largest industrial conglomerate in sub-saharan africa

she’s the eldest of three siblings, was raised to be prim & proper and groomed to run their family’s business. her family’s not pushy though and they’re really cool. very healthy dynamic so she doesn’t mind ; she loves her fam and would do it w a smile !

Coding is her Passion though. total dork. stayed up all the time just sleuthing and being an internet geek since she was a youngin’

loves education and is the type who would willingly stay in school to learn. has a degree in economics from harvard and was almost done with her mba when her littlest sister got abducted !  was it about business ? money ? who knows ! the sister’s fine now but her family sure is Scared especially since sara’s alone in the big bad united states

her mom made some calls and went “ gimbiya, look, u aint safe n we sorry. we’ll work something out to make sure u get ur mba degree somehow but shit is wild so we gotta get u somewhere near that’s safe asap. u like studying & ur a geek with computers right ? cool beans, go back to school & welcome to gallagher, babe ”

she enters gallagher in the middle of the spring semester very overwhelmed & inwardly ignoring how unhappy she is about having to be here bc she is not & does not want to be a spy. she just tryna distract herself by looking at this entire thing as a weird vacation where she can do stuff she wasn’t able to before because it’s literally detached from the world. she is mostly probably in way over her head, but let’s see ! 

Other Information

Nicknames: Sara (to everyone), gimbiya (to family, means princess in Hausa)

Languages: English (native), Hausa (native), Arabic (C1), French (B2)

Strengths: is money a strength ? also coding. and being the sweetest. and a general smartypants but that’s in a university setting & gallagher probably doesnt give a fuck

Relationship History: only has one (1) experience. ( well,,, 2 if a three-second drunken kiss w kass counts ) his name’s royce and they’ve known each other since their bougie secondary school back in britain. started dating at sixteen and went to harvard together. they’re long term as fuck. he’s like her best friend and their families adore the couple & each other. got engaged last september and sara broke it off before leaving for gallagher, oof. she deadass milked the opportunity but lbr she wasnt rlly Feeling It so she’s kinda glad for the ‘valid reason’ to appear bc it rlly wasn’t Love for sara so boy bye

Physical appearance: 1.76m, 55kg, long black hair, slim and toned build

Classes: GEN 105, GEN 206, AE 101, AT 101, PE 101

Personality

the sweetest. v charming & sensitive to others & curious about things. enthusiastic too ! loves adventures & is very passionate. queen of empathy. 

she’s not stuck up even tho she loaded. she doesnt rlly talk abt her family having 12B or the fact that she’s an ivy league girl, bc she’s just generally very uwu 

easily stressed and flustered and overwhelmed ! man, gallagher’s gonna shook this goddamn academic dork to her core for the love of god someone pls get the aed ready

rlly fun !!! can be a lil unpredictable bc it b lyk dat for rich girls. loves her independence which she hasn’t maximized bc of her ex fiancé & responsibilities but it’s chill so chill totally chill, no ounce of further longing exists in the crevices of this girl’s heart

she is so not good with confrontation and is so allergic to conflict ok. she will sweep discomfort under a rug and lie on it ‘til it’s flat which makes her a queen of repression & conforming

is she easily overwhelmed & stressed ? yes, but she’ll try not to show it so much. it’s all mostly an internal monologue so don’t underestimate her pls. she’s v smart and competent. can be so competitive ( albeit mostly inwardly ) and a boss ass business bitch like her business momma bc that’s what she’s been training for altho she is still generally a soft bab so ... yeah, if u would be so kind as to Estimate her, that’d be grand

she needs to always be on top of her game. maybe not the best in the class, but definitely pushes herself to be her best, so a lot of late nights studying & won’t settle for bad grades ever. gonna be rough in gallagher bc she is not spy material ok, she’s just a pretty rich geek behind a computer

just imagine her as the nice girl in ur ap classes who’s a lil awkward & just so happens to be super hot & stinking rich

Fun Facts

has a six-month old rescue pup named sooty ! who kinda looks like a sheparnese

has a tendency to ramble if she’s comfy w u enough or mayhaps if it’s too much man 

is v diligent w keeping a journal & does it everyday 

likes to dance ! not super good but she likes it. hits da clubs for dat shit 

is a lil instagram famous bc she’s a gorgeous rich harvard girl & all that jazz. queen of selfies & of looking hot but doesn’t actually get to play around rip ffff 

doesn’t drink much bc she is an extreme lightweight and 2 is her tap out limit

if she’s had more than 2 drinks, she is Very Honest but still very ramble-y 

she is physically active but mostly just runs and does yoga. knows very basic self-defense. is not sporty, definitely not a fighter, may god have mercy on her soul

isnt a virgin but is not sexually experienced lmao lbr she kinda Itching to get out there 

don’t ask me what her accent is because i have no clue it’s all over the place

Established Connections — just bc i think y’all would like to know

kassandra sutton — internet friends ! loves kass to bits. have known each other since sara was 14. when kass was 18, sara took her on a grad trip to montreal and became a lil lowkey into her. doesn’t help that kass drunk kissed her & doesn’t remember lmfao. poor sara told her then-bf & they had a lil fight but they made up bc sara didn’t talk to kass for months. eventually they became friends again & now sara’s in gallagher w no idea that kass is a mf sutton & honestly, my girl is just very shook w everything 

Possible Connections

crushes — she does not know how to flirt. she is ,,,, p pathetic tbh but a real heckin cutie. will be super nice to ur bab ok  

flirtationships — sara and i r gonna continue to keep it real w u chieves, her ex fiancé royce was vanilla and bland as fuck. can u believe she has not been single in a decade ? ? someone give her love & attention & fluster this soft innocent child. get her Experienced but also dont hurt her

enemies/angst !!! —  or maybe do ! maybe hurt her. maybe obliterate her. maybe smash her poor heart to pieces, because tbh i would love that.  so someone pls for the love all things holy and divine, someone hurt her !!!!

fwb — probably just one (1) bc she’s still a romantic ? and she’s probably gonna want something exclusive even if it’s no strings attached and will surely want to ,.,. get to know them a little bit more first ,,, at least ideally , idk , maybe impulse & thirst gets the better of her one of these days who knows lets find out !

friends !!! — sara will love u ok. she may be a lil easily flustered but she’s doesn’t rlly give up on ppl quickly. as i’ve said, queen of empathy. probs feels v sorry for majority of the gallagher & georgetown kids bc, .,.,., this environment just screams highkey Trauma to her and she’s valid bc she’s right

mentors !!! — she hates feeling dumb ok she Always has to be on top of her game, so u can bet ur ass after her first meetings in her classes she goes to ppl going “ hey could u help me out w working out ? boxing ? firing a gun ? literally everything & anything ? ”   

anything & everything — meaning just come @ me & let’s talk about it uwu 

( did i just create georgina’s antithesis ? fuck yes, and i am sooo excited to have a child that’s not always plotting & scheming & being mean like y’all have no idea ;_; nywy, that was long bc shutting up and brevity are things i do not possess. whats up it’s ur og flower garden girl rose here aka bugleweed aka fiancée of many and lover of all, and i am open to anything and everything ! just drop an IM or hit dat like & ill slide in ur dmz w love, plots & sanitized hands x )