#thanks for sending this omfg

[wifegideonnav]

VASKA. i need to know your opinions of her

VISPA 🥰

First impression

ok so going in i pretty much knew i was gonna have Opinions on her due to 1) the comparisons to ianthe and 2) her general notoriety. so i kinda tried to hold off on forming an impression until i got more info. honestly i think my biggest first impression was "that is NOT how i thought she would talk" lmaooo

obviously the way she's introduced you kinda go "well she sucks" but i love girls who suck so i was like theres gotta be more here. and i was right.

Impression now

babygirl. lmao. i mean i could literally go on for thousands of words with what i think about her but short version is that she is one of the best written hs characters and an incredible portrayal of a mentally ill teenage girl with an extensive history of being abused. she's my morally grey queen. my "god forbid women do anything" champ. failwoman of all time. yeah!!!!!!!!

Favorite moment

the vriska/(vriska) convo because i love pain. but i also love the entire saga of her going god-tier because lets be honest: letting an old enemy beat you almost to death with her bare robofists and then communicating with your "it's complicated" by mind-controlling him to write messages with your blood, begging him to finish the job is. cool as fuck. also terezi: remem8er. :(

Idea for a story

ok i made a like 3 note post saying this ages ago and never actually expanded on it but: vriska <> rose. i have put SO much thought into this. short version, they have both a lot in common and some pretty interesting foiling. on the surface, they're both fairly rash and destructive which would typically suggest that they would not be good moirails. BUT the ways in which they're destructive etc are fairly opposite: rose simmers, fumes, withdraws, over-intellectualizes, etc, whereas vriska is explosive, up-front, lashing outwards, acting without thinking. so rose pulls vriska back, makes her think, forces her to be introspective, and vriska spurs rose forward, prevents her from getting caught up in her own thoughts, makes her actually act.

i think rose would be very drawn to vriska from a psychology goldmine perspective, and i truly believe that vriska would benefit from having someone to talked to who did not grow up in alternian society, who can validate/explain how fucked up everything was, and especially someone she doesn't have history with, who's also strong enough to see the darkness in her without flinching.

also in the retcon timeline its as canon as anything retcon!meteorstuck that vriska is the reason rose is able to fix her drinking problem. which im fairly sure is something that any troll would view as being pale as fuck. anyway i could go on and on about this but this is already so long and i did say short version 💀

so i just think a meteorstuck fic where all 6 of the crew are forced to go through some actual on-page character development with vriska and rose at the center would be. good.

Unpopular opinion

honestly i dont think i have any super unpopular opinions about her? liking her is already unpopular enough lmao. so i guess i'll go with: shes a lesbian <3

Favorite relationship

vrisrezi. also my favorite relationship of the comic in general. something something soulmates. physically restraining myself from going off about this.

Favorite headcanon

im not sure this entirely counts as a headcanon but i love the idea of her slowly abandoning her spider/8 theme as she gets older and heals. like if you think about it it's pretty fucked up that her entire brand is based on 1) the guardian who would've killed her at any point in her childhood if she didn't do enough murder to satisfy her and/or 2) just the general role she was forced into based on her horrific society

[cuppajj]

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[inkyajax]

gmorning Clari!!! 💘 I’m not sure you’ve done it before, but I’d loooove to know what type of yanderes you’d classify your genshin faves as 😘

ANDYYYY i am so sorry i am responding a few days late to this and that’s because i accidentally wrote you a whole novel for an answer :) your ask sparked so many thoughts and i just BLAAAH spewed them all over the page (*ﾉωﾉ) ugh ahahaha ANYWAY oh gosh okay i have so much to say, let’s get into it!!! also apologies for how MASSIVE ajax’s is waaaah

characters: wriothesley, ajax [childe], kamisato ayato, thoma warnings: 18+ minors do not interact, yandere behaviour (gaslighting, obsessiveness, toxic relationships, delusional thinking, manipulation, over-protectiveness, etc) words: 2.1k

₊˚⊹ 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲

WRIOTHESLEY is the controlling, authoritarian type that feels like a really strict father, all under the guise of ‘protecting you’ and ‘keeping you safe’. he veers into delusional territory a little here because he genuinely believes what he’s telling you (and himself) and genuinely believes himself to be doing the right thing. he isn’t possessive, he just wants to make sure you’re going out with safe people. he isn’t obsessive, he just wants to know where you are at all times in case an emergency strikes and he has to come find you. he isn’t overbearing, he just cares and is proactive—don’t you want him to care? can’t you see he’s only this ‘protective’ because he loves you? 

he has thoroughly convinced himself that this behaviour has nothing to do with jealousy or a desire to keep you locked up, to keep you 100% certainly safe and his forever, and nothing to do with wanting to exert complete control over you, orchestrating your every decision—and he’s pretty good at continuously deluding himself into believing it. he’s so good, in fact, and his logic is so sound, that it has YOU wondering if you’re ‘just being crazy’, if you’re overthinking things or reading too much into them. wriothesley has had a lot taken away from him, after all, and he knows exactly how the mind of criminals tick—can you really blame him for being a bit paranoid? maybe you’re the one who’s overreacting and being unreasonable. maybe you’re even feeling a little guilty for being so ungrateful—shouldn’t you appreciate having someone who loves and cares for you this much to go to such extents? shouldn’t you want to relinquish all power to someone you love equally as much? shouldn’t you trust him to make only the best, most sound and appropriate decisions for you? you probably should. 

₊˚⊹ 𝐚𝐣𝐚𝐱

AJAX is kind of like, the typical yandere, and he encompasses several ‘types’, evolving throughout the course of your relationship and shapeshifting into different variants depending on the situation itself. and while the other three men seem normal until you’re in too deep with them, refraining from showing symptoms of yandere-ness until after you’ve been with them for an extended period of time and mean a lot to them, ajax is weird from the very beginning. 

almost immediately you can sense that there’s something slightly off about him, but you can’t put your finger on what it is. it’s so subtle that it doesn’t strike you as particularly dangerous, leading you to merely write it off as one of his quirks and nothing more. 

he’s overbearing right from the start, of course; not necessarily enough to be concerning just yet, but enough for it to be abnormal—unusual—and noticeable (which reminds me of your lil ajax piece!!!). from the instant he sees you, he is irreversibly obsessed with you. you permeate his every waking thought, and eventually begin to leak into his dreams, too, and suddenly he can barely breathe without knowing where you are and what you’re doing, his concentration consumed by you. 

he begins stalking you—‘overseeing’, he had called it—making detailed notes of your favourite locations and your most frequented friends. he’s constantly got an eye on you one way or another, even if he has to employ other people to do it for him, discreetly reporting their findings every few hours. he tells them you’re in danger—which, you are, technically—and that you must be observed at all times from afar, silently and stealthily. 

ajax is patient and he can play the waiting game, carefully devising and then revising his strategy based on your moves. he loves playing predator and prey, gets a thrill from how the hunt unfolds—much like a battle, it’s a story, a rich tapestry you and he are constantly and concurrently creating, together. and that he thinks is so beautiful.

in textbook yandere fashion, once he’s gathered a sufficient amount of intel, he begins ‘showing up’ randomly at your usual spots, ‘bumping into you’ fortuitously. charming and sweet, the only thing that’s initially unsettling is just how well the two of you get along. ajax is sure not to mimic you too much—he doesn’t want to be a mirror, after all, and being too similar is far from a good thing (especially when it matches so well it simply can’t be coincidental).

well—that, and the sharp glint in his eye that flares with something dangerous every time you giggle or gush, every time you fall further for him. and once he has you enchanted, ensnared, you’re trapped for life, tangled up in him so tightly that he might as well have fused to your flesh. 

ajax likes to tell you it isn’t about power and control, but he knows that it is. he’s smart, and he’s self aware, and he doesn’t really care if this is ‘wrong’—he sees it as necessary and he genuinely believes he knows better than you do. he has to take care of you, or else who will? you’re clearly not capable of satisfactorily doing it on your own, so he must (god, how would you manage without him?). even if you oppose him or fight back against him, he’s purely convinced you’re bull-headed and stubborn, snorting at your wanting to be independent when he truly knows you’re too stupid take care of yourself ‘properly’ all on your own.

violence is a mainstay of your relationship, but not towards you; never towards you—merely towards everyone around you. his jealousy knows no bounds, but you will rarely see it outright. instead, ajax prefers to hone his emotions, to fashion them into a weapon or use them as fuel to thoroughly tear apart anyone who looks your way in a manner he doesn’t like. it’s his job as your lover and keeper, isn’t it? 

₊˚⊹ 𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐨

AYATO knows what he is, and he doesn’t care. why should he, when he’s sure what he’s doing is ultimately correct and he’s used to having everything that he wants, and everything going his way, even if he has to force/manipulate it to? he’s so skilled at that in particular—manipulating situations and events to procure favourable outcomes for himself. in ayato’s mind, you should be grateful that he affords you so many freedoms—he could lock you away in the basement or a padded room, chain you to a bed with no entertainment or stimulation save for the books he has so conscientiously selected for you, and no other human contact aside from himself. but he trusts you, and he doesn’t want to go to those measures (though rest assured, he has promised you he will not hesitate to reach such heights if he deems it absolutely necessary, no matter how much he doesn’t want to; you staying his comes before his personal preferences and pleasures). as such, he allows you to roam the estate grounds under the watchful eye of his closest confidants and most capable guards (usually thoma, unless he is otherwise occupied and busy); he allows you access to letter writing materials (though they must go through two rounds of supervision and revisions before they are approved; once by thoma, and once by ayato himself); he allows you to go out in public as long as you are with him, etc. 

despite these apparent freedoms he affords you, he still picks your outfits out for you each day, and he devises a comprehensive meal plan for you each week, and creates schedules and rules he expects you to follow, thoroughly and meticulously to the letter. it is these subtle forms of ownership that he enjoys the most. he doesn’t feel the need to shout from the mountaintops, loudly and aggressively, that you are his, because the fact is so obvious, so evident, the second anyone merely glances at you. you walk like him, you talk like him, you sit, stand, and bow like him, just like he trained you to. 

ayato is also the type of yandere to punish you. he is molding your pretty little mind into exactly what he wants it to be, and that means that undesirable behaviours must be immediately and severely corrected through appropriate punishments—you must learn, or be taught what is right and what is wrong in ayato terms + definitions, so you will refrain from repeating such behaviour in the future. he is truly crafting you into the most perfect, precious, obedient little doll—and having a blast while doing so. it’s his little pet passion project, in a way; something he looks forward to working on when he has a moment of spare time. 

ayato was sly and clever with the way he initially enticed you, entrapped you, but underneath his cool, precisely chiseled exterior, ayato is selfish, manipulative, and extremely controlling. all decisions are ultimately made by and go through him. he will skillfully and carefully cut you off from all lifelines and communication, rendering you wholly dependent on him, and then will meticulously chip away at your mind until he sculpts it into exactly what he desires—someone who is as obsessed with him as he is with them. he slowly, stealthily, and steadily induces a severe, irreversible case of stockholm syndrome. the damage he does to your mind is permanent—and that’s exactly his goal. you now live for him. your days are marked by his appearances, his comings and goings, and the only thing you have to look forward to is seeing + spending time with him. you live to please him, live to be with him, and become absorbed by him, so you are merely an extension of him and no longer an individual yourself. everything revolves around ayato—he is your entire universe. 

₊˚⊹ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚

THOMA is the most dangerous type of yandere, because thoma is genuine. thoma’s feelings are 100% authentic—and he earnestly intends to bring you no harm whatsoever—they’re just way too intense. he loves you so much that it veers into insanity, and the passion he feels towards you (and towards keeping you safe + claiming you as his) is so fierce that it physically hurts him to experience, chest blistering with scorching adoration and razored affection, something so dense and so all-consuming that thoma wants to claw through his own flesh and pry his ribcage apart spoke by spoke just so he can experience a shred of relief. 

thoma is, for the most part, an honest guy—starkly, brashly honest, so honest it shatters his words and gnaws at his voice, leaving it rough and raw, splintered to shards; but you can always trust he says exactly what he means. he severely lacks self awareness, not even realizing that his behaviour is inappropriate and extreme (he just cares about you SO much! it blinds his rationale and erodes his logic, incapacitating his ability to understand that he’s so suffocating it borders on terrifying). 

but what makes thoma so incredibly perilous is his sincerity. he truly just wants to keep you safe, eyes brimming with tears and voice hitching on barely contained emotion as he thoroughly explains to you his logic for stashing tracking devices in your bags or his reasoning for shattering the kneecaps of the man who made you uncomfortable at work, sentiment thick in his throat, words straining with the weight of his honesty, with the desperation for you to understand, to see it his way. he swears to the high heavens that he’d never hurt a single hair on your pretty, precious little head, and promises that he doesn’t want to scare you, but firmly asserts that he will do whatever it takes to keep you safe. 

and he means it. thoma is, in the most essential sense, your guard dog. he’s so sweet towards you, even submissive at times, always subservient to your every wish and whim, your every demand and desire, but he’ll fucking rip anyone within a meter of you to pieces with his teeth and bare hands alone if he feels as though you are being threatened in any way—and his standards and definition of ‘threatened’ are extreme and absurd, of course, causing him to react in a way that is severely disproportionate to the situation.

it borders on too much all the time—he is too obsessive, too protective, too clingy, but he’s also so sweet, so gentle, so incredibly bonafide that you can’t help but not be upset with him. he only does what he does because you’re his entire world, right? what’s so harmful about that? 

[kithtaehyung]

saw this and the way my mind immediately went to 3tan yoongi w oc's sundresses... 😵‍💫😵‍💫 https://x.com/lilote_/status/1706980066419212430?s=46&t=6C7onCDuLwSLngEAqbwW7w

“Try it on.”

Stilling, your eyes travel from his gaze to the soft material in your hand, already halfway stuffed in your bag. With a gulp you’re certain he can see, you wet your lips before clarifying,

“Right now?”

Yoongi stays unblinking as he takes a sip of his drink—unhurried, and so very slow. “Now.”

“But…” You stare at the spread filling the small dining table, taking in all the spices the two of you mixed into multiple dishes. “The food is getting cold.”

At this measly attempt at an excuse, he only cocks a brow, one corner of his mouth peeking just over the rim of his glass. “You’re the one that decided to show me, babe,” Yoongi finally counters.

And wings erupt in your belly when he cocks his head to the side,

“So show.”

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3tanslices: mini scenarios based on reader asks that inspire me!

series: three tangerines

link to twt!

[b1mb0b33]

women with dicks make me feral

[spookythesillyfella]

What are Sketch and Tracey's favourite activities to do with each other?

this is their favourite – and frankly only – activity

[slayqueeningtbh]

i love them.

[nevergonnasimpyoumikey]

Heyo!!🥰💗 hope you're doing well! My fave mission in the game is 'Bury The Hatchet'! Maybe a smoll drabble for it? Or up to you, tell us how you think about it or how you expected it to go first time you played the game hehe💗 thank you!

Heyyy! <33 I'm doing good, hope you are too! <33

Bury the Hatchet is one of my absolute favorites too! That's why I already have two short fics based on it, here and here, but I'll always do one more because the hurt in this mission is too delicious. <3 So unplanned AU time, let's see where this ends up...

WARNING: IT ENDED EXTREMELY ANGSTY.

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"Hey, you're wasting your time."

Trevor stopped digging. If he wasn't so out of breath, he might have laughed at Michael's insistence that everything was normal. "Is that why you flew out here? Huh? Tell me I'm wasting my time?"

He was just about to put the shovel back into the ground when Michael surprised him with a click of his gun.

"I'm here to put an end to this."

Trevor could only stare, and not even the gun; his eyes were glued onto Michael's face, the stony determination.

"Let go of the shovel, T. No sudden moves."

He did.

"You got a gun?"

"Scared that I'll shoot you, Sugartits? Like you're about to shoot me?"

"Throw it behind you. And don't try anything. You know I'm a better shot than you."

He took the gun from his back pocket and tossed it somewhere in the snow behind him, not taking his eyes off Michael.

"I didn't want this to end like this."

"And yet you're doing exactly that."

Michael pursed his lips tight before answering, "Because I can't trust you, T. You could've just—"

"T, T, T," Trevor snarled. "At least give me the courtesy of calling me by my name, Michael."

"You could've just dropped it, Trevor," he continued harshly. "We could've avoided this. But you had to come here. You just had to..."

"So kill me! Get rid of me! That's what you tried to do nine years ago, huh? You can finally tell me the fucking truth now!"

Even after everything, Michael still hesitated, about to keep the secrets, and that was what made Trevor's blood boil.

He jumped up from the grave.

Michael shot him four times in the chest.

And then he shot a bunch of Chinese gangsters who were looking for Trevor while he just lay uselessly in the grave, refusing to die.

It went quiet, and for a while, Trevor thought Michael had either left or died. He found himself slipping away, but then Michael was standing by the edge, looking down at him.

"... could've killed me..." he croaked. One shot in the head would've been enough. Michael had chosen not to do that.

He didn't answer.

"... wanted last words...?"

He didn't expect Michael to climb down into the grave with him. "I am sorry, Trevor. I didn't want this to happen but..."

"But I made... your life hell..." His laughter turned into a coughing fit, and when it stopped, Michael didn't deny it. So he just asked, "Brad?"

"Underneath you."

Trevor's eyes closed. "Figured... you piece of shit..."

"So, those last words?" Michael asked after a while, and Trevor gathered the last of his energy to make sure he hadn't imagined the sadness in Michael's voice.

He hadn't. Michael wasn't crying, not quite, but he was sorry.

Didn't mean that he should be forgiven. "Ah, Mikey... You made my life... hell too...."

But he put up his hand, and Michael took it, and there were worse ways to die.

[stuckinapril]

do u sometimes accidentally follow and then unfollow a blog because I have like. 12 different emails saying u followed me

?? I don’t recall doing it but I open tumblr on browser lately instead of using the app so there’s a high chance my tumblr is glitching I’m sorry 💀💀

[bihanspookies]

BLOOD OF ZEUS S2 ON MAY 10TH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[stunie]

i hope you liked the kaji blurb because i like youuuu

sending so much love your way, i hope you have a great day today and that your pillow is always cold queen 🙏😽

about that. i was planning on re-re-blogging it tonight with better tags since i was literally conked out the entire night after that 😭 i did a bad job conveying how much i loved it msmsnnsn so attempt 2 soon!!!

[mywaywardcupcake]

What makes the cupcake wayward?

It's parents wanted it to be a muffin.

[ithinkihaveptsd]

I'M SCARED OF YOU @dummyelf YOU LITTERALY LIKE MY POSTS 8 SECONDS AFTER I POST THEM 😰

[calkale]

need this old man in the biblical sense

I desire him carnally

[kithtaehyung]

Pov- its 3tanbro and oc when they were kids. Oc is telling yoongi about this particular memory and the guilt is weighing him down but oc holds him close and says ' we'll be okay, he'll understand '🥺

Cry. With. Me. Pls.

“I can’t believe he’s still playing with y’all.”

“Basketball? Why?”

“I dunno,” you shrug, watching players from a different sport run back and forth across a televised field. “Just feel like he’d gotten past his sports phase.”

A memory surfaces, and you shake your head with a breath through your nose. “He definitely grew out of his nice-jock-brother one.”

Yoongi runs a finger along your shoulder. “He had one of those?”

Valid question.

You bury your head into his chest, eyes still on the tv mounted above his desk. “Yeah, but that was so long ago. Even gave me his medals and trophies every time he won things.”

“No shit? All of them?”

“Mmhmm. Ever since he saw that I couldn’t stop staring once.” You cringe when you feel the rumbles of Yoongi’s laugh. “I know, it’s weird. But I liked how shiny the little coin thing was.”

“This explains a lot.”

When you poke his side, he flinches with another bit of amusement. “Shut up.”

It’s all true, though.

When you think back, it does sound strange. Certainly not normal in the least. But your room was always the one with all the awards your brother got, from sports to even one chess tournament that he somehow got runner-up in.

That one was probably your favorite.

Whether he did all of that in order to keep his room less cluttered, or just so that you could stare at all the shine until you got your own, you still don’t know for sure.

But they always gave you just a bit of peace, so you fixated on that little wall of gold, silver, and bronze. Your own little makeshift galaxy when things out in the real world weren’t the best.

“So sappy, honestly,” you finally blurt with a snort, starting to bring your head up. “I can’t believe he—”

Huh.

What’s that look on his face?

“Baby?”

Yoongi lifts his eyes, but they don’t quite meet yours. “Hmm.”

“You okay?”

Something’s on his mind. Was it anything you said? All you talked about was…

Oh.

“Hey,” you whisper, wrapping an arm around his waist and pulling him close. “We’ll be okay.”

Finally, his gaze gently locks onto your own—one that you hope gives him a bit of peace back.

When Yoongi quietly laughs at your next statement, you know he’ll be good. You’ll all be good.

…Hopefully.

“Now you get to give me your trophies instead.”

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3tanslices: mini-scenarios! series: three tangerines

[h-a-unted]

Chopper held his superhero autograph book out to Firecracker. "Make this one out to Tony Tony Chopper!" He was too overcome by the hero aesthetic to question her overt propagandizing. — @chopperpirate

"Well, aren't you just the cutest thing?" Are the first words to come out of Firecracker's mouth. She could've expected just about any other visitor, yet never some... one so cute and small? She couldn't really make out what he was, but he spoke and seemed to be a fan, so she cheerfully grabbed the autograph book while her other free hand slid her red, white, and blue pen out.

"It hasn't been long since I was declared part of The Seven and I already have a fan? You got me grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater, y'know?" She pauses as she lands the pen on paper. Turning over to glance at the little one again, curious.

"Tony Tony what was it again? And while you're at it, how did you get up here without bein' noticed?"