#and it was me

[dear-ao3]

me at my retail job, speedrunning the million boxes of new shipment, labeling the stuff inside, hanging them, putting them on racks, grouping them and labeling where they go so all the people have to do is put them on the floor in the right spot: someone cooked here 🥰

[aemondsbabygirl]

I thought I had ordered the whole HOTD funko pops set. Turns out I can’t read, and had actually ordered a box of 6 Aemonds. I present to you my little Aemond army.

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Why did past me make my doctor’s appointment for 9:00 am?

[midnightwind]

the fun part of using the queue system and shoving 50-100 posts in it at once is that by the time it starts posting I also have forgotten what's in there and get to see everything for the first time all over again

[heavenknowsffs]

i burnt my oreo cake i didn't know this was possible my beloved oreo cake 🥹

[justasopearchive]

Happy Birthday to THIS Hoseok

And Yoongi made him a cake…🥹🥹🥹

And was in the comments of his birthday live being thirsty supportive

In conclusion, SOPIES, we always win 😌

[fantasiavii]

Crawling through my grammar reading like a wetlander crawling through the Waste

[girlhorrror]

drowned rat or perhaps a soaked dog in the liquor store shaking in fear

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.