merlin is used to making up excuses on the spot when cornered regarding anything from magic to treason to murder and like usually gets away with it although his pride is a little bruised or sometimes he’s dragged before the king and arthur is exasperated but says he’ll handle it and does so by ordering merlin to muck out the stables or whatever other meticulous or nasty chore as punishment. however, after spending four days straight fighting off assassination attempt after mythical beast after assassination attempt and then being scolded for spending days in the tavern, merlin gets caught lacking and two guards are looming over him with the weapons held threateningly while questioning him. for some fucking reason, merlin and his sleep deprived brain hand over the de bois family sigil and the guards back off like immediately. merlin takes advantage of this cheat code as much as possible. it gets to the point where he blatantly uses magic in front of everyone and then flashes the sigil to get away with it
watching xB’s episode one and at one point Keralis and xB are flirting and talking about xB’s beautiful hole but they’re in a team with Joe and Xisuma who are just dead silent the entire exchange and just awkwardly start talking again as soon as the flirting has stopped LMAO
Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times
Okay, but what if Andrew could actually score a goal?
I know, I know, just hear me out! We know that Andrew can bat the ball all the way to the other side of the court ("He swept his massive racquet around in one long swing and hit the ball so hard Neil heard it bounce off the away court wall behind him.")
And we also know that he has crazy good aim when deflecting shots on goal (There are a lot of examples of this, but let's go with "Andrew stopped every shot on goal and bounced a couple rebounds off the strikers' helmets just to rile them further." because I love how much of a little shit he is)
So, if Andrew is strong enough to hit the away court wall and precise enough with his aim to smack multiple players in the head/knees/feet, it's possible he could hit a ball into the other goal, right?
i want to read with Binah in the Library. think about it, sitting there peacefully with a book and a cup of tea, surrounded by the stars of the Floor of Philosophy as your troubles wash away
you feel safe, too, because Binah's there with you, sitting across the table with her own cup and that calm expression on her face. feels like nothing can hurt you in that moment
Absolutely no smoking allowed in the car (cause it's Vince's baby... coffee and fastfood to go are already pushing the limit), but it's important to take breaks anyway when you're on the road for a while, crammed into a tiny, hot space together!
... to enjoy the new sceneries, stretch your legs, and give big hugs to make up for being stupid a little while earlier about something that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.
Jisung: what're you grumbling about, hyung?
Minho: remember that Minsung x Bae fanfic i told you about? it got discontinued
Jisung: NOOOOOOO, IT WAS SO GOOD
Minho: I KNOW, I'M MOURNING OVER HERE
Bae, who accidentally overheard it all: i don't know these two anymore