#and just omg andrew wtf

[x-itzzzzzz-x]

crying over Andrew Minyard now…all i do is suffer !!!

crying thinking about Jean Moreau

[landoughnut]

Mine All Mine

♡ masterlist - request

♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)

♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!

♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx

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[bellflowerpuddle]

 I love powerpoint night things lol i thought id try my hand

Matt: aw no big deal man

Allison: wdym places youve slept??

Nicky: do we finally get to know all the countries youve lived in?? omg

Neil: um

Nicky: oh

Aaron: wtf where else would you sleep

Kevin: is that andrews bed

Dan: i feel like that ranking is a little high but whatever

Allison: why is that chair in the woods

Neil: ok next slide

Andrew: nice

Renee: oh it is a nice view

Aaron: how tf did you get up there

Matt: WHY did you get up there

Allison: how does that have a 6/10 neil how low are your standards

Andrew: pretty low

Nicky: what

Neil: oh yeah that one was a hassle

Nicky: ALMOST FELL??

Neil: woops

Aaron: smells like what

Andrew: junkie

Kevin: that is not what a locker room is for

Dan: whose locker room is that??

Dan: ON A? ON A TRUCK???

Matt: how did you even get up there?

Renee: actually thats really impressive

Neil: thanks :)

Nicky: we're not gonna talk about the 'almost fell' again? or the 'yelled at'?

Andrew: whats to talk about

Nicky: no comment

Dan: i think we need to start considering the possibility that neil has superpowers

Kevin: climbing trees is childsplay

Allison: yeah but sleeping in them?? without falling??

Nicky: its important to note that this one does not say 'almost fell'

Neil: i was surprisingly secure

Matt: wdym 'kind of obvious'

Neil: when you see someone sleeping in a tree thats pretty suspicious

Andrew: have you met yourself

Neil: and i try not to draw attention to myself, yknow father and mafia and all

Andrew: have you met yourself

Allison: not surprised about the beef with squirrels tho

Renee: neil when did you get good at climbing

Neil: its a talent

Aaron: surprisingly high rating again, are we sure neil knows how rating works

Allison: EW YOU SLEPT THERE?

Nicky: neil...honey...

Neil: it was one time guys

Dan: at least this is the worst one right neil

Neil:

Dan: right neil?

Nicky: i am very concerned for you neil

Aaron: how tf do you even manage that

Renee: we're not gonna talk about the fact that he passed out ??

Dan: this rating i can understand at least

Allison: no. no this is where i draw the line

Kevin: this and not the stairs or the alley?

Nicky: its the fact that this is rated higher than either of those for me

Matt: your lack of self preservation skills still astounds me

Neil: try before you deny

Aaron: fuck no

Neil: coward

Renee: well wasnt that just a great presentation guys

Dan: neil please have a sleepover with us

[riverbends]

https://www.tumblr.com/andrewcodymybeloved/781526766708719616/fuckin-wrong-baz-i-will-have-his-babies

omg ok hear me out…

Imagine overhearing this convo or having pope sadly tell you about it. Imagine having to try to cheer him up and convince him that you would have his children.

Like I would let my man breed me on the spot… but that’s just me

YES. it terrifies him to think that baz might be right—that andrew cody can only harm, never nurture.

he probably wouldn’t tell you about it though. too scared you might agree with baz. you’d have to be eavesdropping nearby and you’d bring it up later in your own home, maybe sitting down somewhere. i reckon the couch, late at night. he’s got some NatGeo documentary on and you watch quietly with him. you’ve got your feet in his lap, your ankles locked under his hands.

maybe you ask him if you can have his baby. you say it like you’re trying to borrow his shirt.

(nsfw-ish stuff below the cut)

he just turns his head and looks at you with that signature frown of his. the question makes his throat go dry so when he says “what?”, you can barely hear him.

“baby or no baby?”

still staring at you, mouth a little parted. he’s utterly perplexed while you wait for him to answer.

“i don’t understand,” he whispers. then blinks. you shrug and lightly nudge a foot into his thigh before his hands tighten over your ankles. he wants to know what the fuck you’re talking about.

“i want a baby,” you say, so simply. “whenever it suits you, of course.”

you watch him breathe. the light from the tv licks at his face. he lets eyes his fall to your childless stomach, and then to the floor. and then his attention is back on the documentary without a word. but you smile to yourself because you know his brain is probably trying to compute the possibility now and he has to figure out if you knew what baz said to him earlier. and how. and why on earth you would want such a thing from himself of all people.

when you’re in bed, he still doesn’t address it. he just summarises something he’s supposed to do with the boys tomorrow. asks you what time you’re finishing work so he can pick you up after collecting lena from school.

in the dark, he rests on his back while you nestle into his side. his heartbeat thumps steadily under your open palm.

“what did you mean?” he murmurs into your hair and you lift your head.

“jesus, you know what i meant,” you laugh.

when he doesn’t say anything, you’re getting up and straddling him. he lets you, of course. he always will. you just have to adjust your clothes before you can take him to the hilt. pleasure swallows him as you ride your way up. his hands are iron on your thighs.

you lean down, rolling your pelvis against his while he’s still inside, and you just tell him to keep going until it takes. he nods like he’s obeying an order. and then he’s got you on your back. he’s going for a home run. he does exactly as he was told and keeps going until he knows it takes.

…….guys you have to put me down like an animal or i fear i will never stop WTF

[queenclacker]

Spoilers spoilers spoilers to the golden raven

Still not done but wtf

Just read the foxes vs raven omg Kevin running to Neil and being hit and after Dan came to save him just trying his best to reach neil and be at his side omg that was everything and how he managed to hold his own and Andrew and Aaron having Aaron run to his brother with Matt omg also also the Andrew almost breaking her neck deserved and poor jean baby worried about Neil awww that's so adorable also foxes just can't catch a break and the interview before with Neil being a little shit beautiful fuck I am obsessed all over again

[erwinsvow]

Babysitter reader getting pregnant after that first night

I can imagine Pope being like, so we gonna get married now? and reader to be like, "I was calling your mister cody 2 months ago"

omg can you imagineeee well she definitely does because he probably spends the next week hitting it raw. poor babysitter is ovulating that’s why she was so plagued to begin with. she’s pregnant immediately & i have to laugh thinking about him explaining to his brothers and smurf wtf he did to this girl😭 i don’t think she even knows they are criminals oh lord what has she gotten into. it’s all good though <3 it’s sheas perfect world so it all works out! real talk, he proposes and she of course says yes, they have a dinner at smurfs to “celebrate” and babysitter reader accidentally says mister cody instead of andrew by accident and everyone around the table is just extremely 🤨😶 except pope. moves on like it’s nothing. he’s like so lena wants it to be a girl

[cherry-shiftss]

my first day in my fame dr!!

The day is saturday 7th september 2013 and I wake up at 9 o clock, not too early but not too late and I'll probably take some time to myself, gathering my thoughts and steadying myself within my new reality. I can hear voices in the kitchen- andrew and alex. elisha knows I've shifted (she's a shifter herself) so I drop her a text, something along the lines of "OMG WTF I SHIFTED AND ANDREWS IN THE NEXT ROOM DJEJJFND" or an equally calm, cool, and collected reaction.

after recovering, I will once again die a little when I go out into the kitchen to be greeted by a view of my roommates- my cousin alex and the loml andrew. I will have to physically refrain from throwing myself towards the both of them but I shall succeed because I'm strong. I'm then gonna make myself a cute little smoothie in our blender (so excited for this bc I don't have one here) and have nutella on toast bc I'm an adult and can do what tf i want.

after eating that and chatting to the lads, I'll go and clean my teeth, wash my face and put my contact lenses in, in the bathroom (plus the good old morning shit😘) then go into my room and put on my OOTD and do my make up and hair as pictured below: (yes my hair is that colour too😝)

its now about half 10 and me and elisha are going SHOPPING!! and I'm spending my adult money on probably like clothes and whatever tickles my fancy. we get the bus into the centre of dublin and do some shopping until lunch time where we pop into the cafe/bookshop I work at to get some lunch and also buy some books because I get cheap stuff since I'm an employee😘. we then finish up the shopping at like 3 and head home.

once we're home we give alex and andrew a cutsey shopping haul and just like fuck around ig... read a bit, listen to music, chit chat until 5ish which is when we're gonna start making dinner which is LASAGNA which will be served at around 6 and it will be very yummy because Andrew's an amazing chef and lasagna is lush. it's now half 6 and since I have the body clock of an old lady it's now time for me to shower and get changed into my pyjamas. after about 45 minutes max, I am out of the shower and now have to wait for everyone to shower before MOVIE TIME. this will probably be my "first" one on one time with andrew in which I will be turned into a blushing mess.

we'll then watch a movie (mean girls bc were girlbosses) and eat snacks before chatting, maybe having a cheeky wine or two (adults!!! (like not being one's ever effected me🤫)) and now it's like 11 which is late for me so I'll go to bed and maybe read a bit before going to sleep

and that's my first day in my fame dr!!

hope you enjoyed xx

ps I listened to the new ethel cain album while making this and HOLY FUCK I AM CHANGED

[hububli]

small realisations on my 4/5th?? aftg reread (TFC)

wymack is a lot meaner in the books then in fanfic lol i think we kinda made him a cute grouch but he's a mean one

nicky?? kisses neil?? after he talked to andrew too?? whAt

neil throwing a literal clock at aaron is so funny to me still. and upending the glass wtf lol

the Moriyama Fam dynamics finally settled in, i made a chart and everything

seth is lowkey valid (except for the homophobia) but the kevin hate i kinda get, he makes a good point

honestly somone needs to write seth/allison fics bc that thing they have? that's something. and i need someone to figure it out and write steamy erotica ab it, thanks

AARON HAVING A COMPLICATED HIGHFIVE WITH THE BOUNCERS IS SO CUTE!!! omg <3

i think the comedy of these books is awfully overlooked, i mean this is the funniest shit ever (i.e. "Did you run here?😠" "No, I Walked™😐")

neil is so f***ing smart wth (HIS LOGIC OMG, honestly i am not surprised At All that he slays maths, he connects dots like it's nobody's business)

headbands with fox ears are canon. it's something students just wear out to school (what)

during the entire book, neil is stressing about how andrew might tell on him or maybe already has, but he does not a single time (besides outing his eyes by making him wear contacts but those were obvious anyways and talking to him in german) and i am 100% convinced that andrew gets a kick out of keeping neil's sercets and knowing things of him nobody else does (crush behaviour)

[lifemod17]

if hozier offered to play any five songs of your choosing live for your eyes only, what five songs would you select?

I know 5 songs is already so generous but I still can't help but think that that's not enough 😵‍💫

5 songs of my choosing :

Wasteland, Baby! (don't act surprised, you knew this was coming)

A cover of any Sleep Token song (but I think he would do really well to cover 'Hypnosis'!!! Omg he would be absolutely feral and unstoppable)

Why Would You Be Loved (please Andrew, you created such an amazing song only to forget it's existence wtf dude)

A cover of 'Linger' by The Cranberries (so we can both sautee the yearning. Probably not at the same time though cuz we both aren't fans of sharing the kitchen with someone)

A cover of 'Little Wonders' by Rob Thomas (for no reason other than this song means a lot to me and I would just wanna hear him sing it)

What would be yours?

[humongousgothskeletonfarm]

tsc thoughts while reading (beware of spoilers) starting with -

david wymack my fucking beloved

also i never rlly liked/cared for thea but her scene with jean and her nickname for him was cute

chapter 3 thoughts:

jeremy being in awe of neil and the foxes is giving me life

fanfics with alvarez in them gonna go crazy now that we actually have a first name for her (and don’t have to invent one)

oh they rich rich (in reference to jeremy’s family butler?!)

jerejean first interaction!!!!

chapter 4:

omg sunshine court mentioned

having the sudden realisation that i can never read fanfics that have jean’s perspective or anything about the how the ravens work, raven!neil/aftermath of the kings men in the same way again

my neighbours are having a party and while i’m loving the music and absolutely jealous i’m not there, it’s really distracting me from reading

ngl i rlly miss neil and andrew and the foxes please let me see my family soon

‘ what you hold onto is less important than the act of holding on itself’ nora sakavic shut the fuck up you philosophical genius i’m gonna cry this is so real to me

renee i love u

WIT WTF JEAN IS NINETEEN I DIDNT KNOW THAT OH MY GOD BABY HE JOINED THE RAVEN LINEUP AT SIXTEEN WTF

i’m drinking red wine while reading and i think that’s appropriate… also i’m listening to that jean moreau playlist someone made and it’s mega depressing https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5zlPt63Ap0AjJQ1Ff5OKrd?si=75oEzLE8SO-bfJwewM8Evw&pi=a-ge04jIlVTJGY

this is so funny to only me but i’ve been hyperfixating on one direction again and zayn just dropped new music so everytime i read about jean’s raven roomate zane i think of one direction and confused myself a bit about what fandom i’m reading rn

fuck riko u sick fucking fuck u put jean into a box with a singular hole for air and left him to die u fucking cunt

KEVIN ASKING JEAN TO PROMISE NOT TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER NORA WROTE COUNTLESS DRAFTS IN WHICH JEAN KILLED HIMSELF WHILE ON THE PHONE TO KEVIN AND THE ONLY TIME SHE DIDNT KILL JEAN OFF IS THE VERSION SHE PUBLISHED AND THE REASON WE GET TO HEAR HIS STORY TODAY IM SO BROKEN

jean’s ‘gift’ from the ravens with his broken magnets, blacked out postcards and angry letters is making me cry he deserves so much better

slowly realising that this book is gonna be super triggering lol whoops

a cool evening breeze 🥲

THAT CREEPY LITTLE GOALKEEPER IS MY FAVOURITE GUY OK

‘kevin saw nothingn but the court, but jean had stopped hoping for more than that years ago’ shut the fuckkkk uppppp i cant do this anymore kevin/jean relationship is so deeply important to me (i say this about everything)

chapter 5:

SECOND NEIL/ JEAN INTERACTION OF THE BOOK IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

‘of course it’d be you, you tedious malcontent’ ‘good morning to you too’ is so ‘morning sunshine’ ‘fuck you’ coded (neil and matt bromance confirmed)

the amount of mitski on this jean playlist is making me sick

FUCKING SCREAMING OMFG THIS IS THE JEAN/NEIL CONTENT I YEARN FOR

‘abominable cockroach’ aww jean u say the sweetest things 🥰❤️ neil loves u too babe

literally devouring every last scrap of information jean feeds us about neil - his slow, hungry, hateful smile and the madness in his eyes (neil baby i love u never change)

oh jean don’t diss aaron, do u know how many fanfics have been written about u two

tsc is confirmation that jean moreau will come into ur house and judge u based on the contents of ur fridge (and then throw out ur stash of lollies)

‘to have a real match as a palate cleanser’ jean is really trying to win my favour by borrowing neil’s sassiness huh (no wonder i love them so much together) ((and yes i know he’s BEEN sassy ok))

jean reaching for the tv screen as if he could save neil and describing andrew running for neil as if hell was on his heels is making me absolutely giddy idk whether to scream or cry i’m doing both and i’m giggling

I bet on losing dogs is so jean moreau coded omg

holy fuck nora, the moments after the raven/fox match when riko tries to kill neil is fucking amazingly written. reading from jean’s perspective as he watches the game on tv, the tension, the breathless anxiety and confusion of the scene is palpable i coukd fucking taste it, my chest is tight just reading it

JEAN SAYING ANDREW WILL BE COURT IS IMMACULATE

[lesbiansforkevinday]

hello how are you 😋😋 any kandreil thoughts????

I was JUST thinking about you omg WTF I have to admit currently my head is swimming more with KevAllison 😭 though I think their situationship does give them some freedoms. Kevin definitely still hooks up with Andreil (and Allison with Renee… sometimes with Renee AND Kevin). They tease him about his infatuation with Allison. Talk about how she’s training him to be such a good dog. It drives him insane. Kevin 100% has a praise kink. They suspected as much before already but Allison managed to tickle it out more than they were able to, though they use it to their advantage. All of them. When he’s being too much of a cunt to them at practice they’ll scold him later in bed and make him suffer until he behaves. Allison once plans something with Neil. She gets Kevin all worked up and tied him up. He’s close to tears from overstimulation but she won’t let him find release. She just leaves. He’s alone, tied up for a few hours. Then Andrew gets home. He ignores him until Neil comes home, too. Then they keep showering him in compliments. And treat him like the good boy he is.

On a more wholesome note, I think Kevin likes to cuddle. Him being the tallest doesn’t stop him from sitting on anyone’s lap, at all times. Sometimes it results in a cuddle pile with Andrew at the bottom. Andrew likes having his boys on top of him, right where he can see them and keep them safe.

Sometimes when Kevin is annoyed with Andrew, he just picks him up. Andrew used to threaten him with his knives but when he realized the heart eyes Neil would give them whenever it happened, he becomes more comfortable with it. He will threaten him when he tries to do it with anyone but Neil in the room, though.

Also since I’m currently obsessed with the Epic Musical, and Kevin is a history nerd, I think he loves it too. Andrew , being a musical theatre kid through Betsy listens to it with him. Neil doesn’t get it.

[leroiestmortvivelareine]

tgr live journal - ch 7-8

my reactions to reading tgr

(all chapters)

tgr live - ch 7-8

who did that post saying Jean would have freshman following him around in awe while he glared at them - its so true

like ducklings

oh, Jean's gonna be talking about Grayson to Lucas. we all know it.

Biker Jean is coming, and we are NOT ready

the Foxes are a pack of useless fools, little thing like a murder trial and they lose focus for an entire WEEK

i can't talk about the trial

i can't talk about Neil being still like stone

I can't

endless hours of fictitious legal drama in the world yet that scene on the stairs will haunt me forever

thank you Nora for not putting us through too much

Nicky... oh my poor Nicky... please believe you have a family. The right family. You chose right, you did, you did...

don't touch that car you idiots it's going to explode

LOLLL... imagine if Jean's and Kevin's shiny new cars arrived with a card saying "please stop sleeping with my stepson"

Nora you are fucking diabolical

whatever hole Tetsuji's hiding in, I hope he gets to hear about the Ravens stooping so low as to bribe people to please say nice things about them

although I like to imagine he's still in the murder room where we left him, doubled over on his knees and hating life.

Kevin got all his textbooks back, aw. The EA Kevin shrine joins the PSU ring-binder Kevin shrine. I wonder if they'll ever meet up, and argue about whose owner was more obsessed

Are the books damaged? No but they're sticky for some reason

mmm hmm we're sure you'd like to show Kevin the best Los Angeles has to offer Jeremy

lack of impressive things to do in South Carolina???? WTF???? does he not know about the roof with the broken lock?? is he unaware there are beanbag chairs?? has he never seen the Mas?? never been to Sweeties?? EDEN'S?????!?!!! The world is not enough for you Jeremy????

The freshmen are revolting

lol Neil is the new Kevin

OH NO YOU DID NOT BRING ANDREW TO CALIFORNIA!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU DO NOT PUT THAT MAN IN THIS STATE!!!

lol Neil you demon of chaos

you are sooooooooo sleeping on the couch when Andrew gets home

Dunno what you're both so upset about, I did give you details! I said I had pad thai with chicken and coconut rice and a mango lassi

Left out some vital points though...

...Like which state you visited...

...And a whole other crime family...

...And attempted murder...

...And actual murder...

Also tbh it was really a pineapple lassi.

Jeremy you shouldn't boast about using a lighter to cruise guys with when your shorts are that flammable

I bet Andrew was super impressed to be holding the lucky lighter of love lol

HAIL QUEEN!!!!!!

Jean just cannot hide his feelings can he, poor lamb

Kevin, The Boy Who Is Off Limits

mmm Kevin being soft with Jean is very hurty

Jeremy is two seconds away from relating his sexual prowess to impress Kevin

*excited voice* OMG I totally slammed Ivan into the wall you should have seen me Kevin

... which i guess answers at least one question we definitely weren't all asking at all in any way...

Jeremy is constantly on the verge of slipping into cruising mode, he has to actively stop himself doing this with Jean

it's literally harder for him NOT to pick up men than to pick up men

what... that's not how you study, Jeremy

why on earth anyone worries Jeremy will get into law school is beyond me. Riko had more chance of becoming a history professor.

In the running for valedictorian? really?

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[justagalwhowrites]

i’m interested to see how joel would react to doc getting killed!! or bitten…. i love the angst tbh! 😅 maybe during that awkward time period where they weren’t really talking but still hooking up.. they still loved eachother so much couldn’t say it because they “hated” eachother 😮

OMG Hi Bestie! 

OK so because I'm a masochist (who shares in this fun hobby of tormenting myself with images of pain with someone who shall remain nameless) I've thought about this a lot. Shared below, with permission, is some of the noodling I've done on this topic with the aforementioned anonymous person who likes to give me INCREDIBLY ANGSTY AND DEPRESSING THOUGHT EXERCISES I SWEAR THIS IS A TWO WAY STREET Y'ALL. Please note that none of this is in story format and Doc is she instead of you because that's how I think about the fic in abstract terms? I guess? I don't know lol it's a mess in my head.

ANYWAY 

Putting this below the cut because it's probably a step beyond angst. I cannot stress enough that this is like... super depressing and also COMPLETELY RAW AND UNEDITED, all I did was pull out comments/prompts from the other person out of respect for them. So please limit your judgement as much as possible this stuff is real bad lol 

Below is Joel if she got bit on the Harvard run.

how terrified he was when he thought she might be bitten, how the first place his mind went was "I can kill her and I'll only need to be around for a few seconds after she's gone"If she got bit and he needed to kill her, he'd try so hard to keep it together for her. She'd be low key panicking and be like "Please don't let me turn into one of those things, please just kill me, please" and he'd just brush her hair back and hold her face in his hand all gentle and be like "I won't baby, not gonna let you go through that, OK? I've got you, it's OK. It'll be real quick, won't feel a thing and I'll be right behind you, OK? I'm right behind you, it's OK" and he'd hold her when he did it so she didn't feel alone and he'd keep holding her when he did it to himself, too

If Doc died in the tub the night that Joel left her in the QZ 

Joel is trying to avoid herTommy goes to the clinic that day and she's not there, which he expects because she's not supposed to be there on Sundays, but hears someone say her name and how they aren't sure how they're going to cover everything without her and there's a "...I still really miss her" at the end and he's like "wtf' and so he asks until he finds someone who will actually talk to him and he's like "no, we're old friends, I just haven't seen her in a few weeks, what happened?" and Marta just kinda looks at him like "how can you not know this" and says "She died. They weren't really sure how, if she did it on purpose or if she passed out but she drowned in her bathtub" and Tommy is, of course, reeling because he loved her, too. But he's also like "Oh fuck I have to tell Joel" and he's kind of in a daze and just walks around the QZ for a few hours and he gets home and Joel is just like "the fuck is your problem" and he's like "Joel... brother, you... I need you to sit down, OK? Need you to just... stay calm for me, OK?" and he says her name and then kinda stops and Joel gets this bad feeling and is like "what" and Tommy is quiet and he's like "what, Tommy. What is it. She fuck up something else, what'd she do, what's going on" and he's just like "She's dead, Joel." and Joel is silent for a minute and then asks what happened and how and Tommy really doesn't want to tell Joel what they told him and so Joel just gets up and Tommy tries to stop him and he's like "Don't fucking touch me" and he goes to Andrew's and he pounds on the door until Andrew answers and Andrew looks like hell, he's lost weight and he looks like he's hardly slept and he looks kind of dead in the eyes until he sees Joel and then he just looks like he wants to just set him on fire and he's like "The fuck are you doing here"

and Joel is like "what happened, you have to know what happened, please, fuck, please tell me what happened to her" and Andrew shoves him and just yells "You! You happened, you fucking happened! She died that night you fucking asshole, she lived for you and she fucking died for you, too. I hope you're fucking happy" and Joel is just practically frozen there and just lets Andrew wail on him for a minute before he looks at him and goes "you must fuckin hate me, right?" "Oh I more than hate you you fucking..." "Good. Kill me. Don't... don't care how just... please, fuck just..." and Andrew just kind of laughs at him darkly and says "No, no I'm not doing you any fucking favors, Miller. I have to live with the fact that I left her alone that night. You get to live with the fact that her blood's on your hands." Jess pulls Andrew back inside and Joel just trudges home but Tommy is kind of waiting for him, he's already stashed all the guns and the knives and he got Tess because he knows what Joel is like when he loses someone like thatand Joel only asked Andrew to do it because he couldn't risk flinching again, he had to do it right this time and he goes for where he keeps his gun as soon as he's in the door and it's gone and Tommy is just crying and he's like "Joel, you can't, I'm sorry..." and he's like "Just give me the fuckin' gun, Tommy! I can't do this, not again, I can't, I can't" and he just drops to his knees and Tommy holds onto him Tommy and Tess take turns, he's literally never alone for months. Eventually they think he can be trusted on his own and he's OK for a while but I think it wouldn't take all that long before he's gone, too it wouldn't be as obvious as a gun, it'd be him making a stupid mistake and getting bit or shot or an accident on a job in the qzand all the time in between he'd be such a shell of himself, Tess and Tommy always sharing a look when it's especially bad like "this has to get better at some point, right?"and when it eventually happens, neither Tess or Tommy are ever sure if it's really an accident or not. Joel wasn't really sure either, he just knew that the last thing he thought of was that last morning before Doc flew back to New York where he got her pregnant in the water and her and Sarah made French toast

SO YEAH that's just the most depressing shit in the world lol 

LOVE YOU!!

[falafels]

sorry this is late. but i saw you doing a song thing and well. hurt by dead poet society. is andrews internal monologue when he first starts trying to figure neil out. like having a fucking breakdown trying to figure out wtf neil’s issue is.

also another dps song running in circles is jean moreau core.

sorry if this is too late btw but i like your content and these songs have been Haunting me and the imaginary aftg amvs wont stop ☺️👍

oh i know dps!! big fan of running in circles omg i’d never considered it as jean song before but i can see it. absolutely agree about hurt like “are you insane” [proceeds to say a bunch of shit you could only ever describe with the pepe silvia meme] and “why the hell would you hurt yourself for this” PERFECT bang on the nose perfect good work. the imaginary amvs are so real every night i go for a 2 hour walk with my headphones and just imagine shit. if i do not do my daydream amvs that day i will be crabby and bitchy and run in circles like a cat who got his dinner at the wrong time

[auntiejohn]

I LOVE YOU IMMENSELY JESS AHHHHHHHHHH CONTRATS ON THAT 500 ITS SO WELL DESERVED

SEEING YOUR POSTS ON MY DASH MAKES ME SMILE CAUSE EVERYTIME IM LIKE "yay thats my mutual jess i love her sm!" and my day is IMMEDIATELY BETTER.

May i request from thou a 🐚 and a 🪐?

Some facts about me:

THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG LIST IM SORRY

-my favorite colors are blue purple and pink and i just happen to be a ROCKIN BISEXUAL

-favorite band is fall out boy but mitski, AURORA and Laufey are my favorite artists

-I have a notes app of songs that continuously make me cry

-my favorite Greek goddess is either Artemis or Hestia

-i own about a million stuffed animals

-I physically cannot choose between two things. I have two everything. Bilingual, bi and ace (two flags) etc you get the point. For some reason the number 2 is just really me.

-the entire gaang from ATLA is my personality but just split up into different people

-lancey lance from vld is literally me except i cannot (and do not) flirt to save my life and I’m not funny 😭

-i wanna go to med school and be an ER doctor! (Or physician, whatever you prefer calling it)

-Also wanna be a biomedical engineer and do some research w that

-I wanna learn how to speak Russian, Greek, Mandarin, and ASL

-I have a LOT of hobbies (this is a non comprehensive list cause its a LOT); i play instruments, kinda know how to sew, and wanna start learning either fencing or boxing this year

-say what you will but ANDREW IS LIT MY FAVORITE and Neil is my second fave (from aftg if you haven’t read it you so should!!) I love all the characters though they’re amazing

-I lit live under a rock and don’t know like anything until it becomes old (like i still dont know what hawk tuah is??)

-CLASSICAL MUSIC IS A BOP. My favorite composer is saint-saëns but Bach is amazing and i love everything about his pieces

-i cannot dress for shit bro, my style is so very bad. I’ve been wearing the same four pairs of jeans for like three years

-i have curly hair (around 3-b?) but have exactly 4 pieces of pretty much straight hair. Thanks mom.

-have horrible taste in men (the guy i like is actually cute guys he’s just an acquired taste i promise!) and I just seem to only fall for straight girls. wtf guys

-i slip into a British accent all the time. Like i cant stop i even do it in school its become a problem.

-most likely ADHD bc wtf is memory and object permanence but not diagnosed cause fuck therapy (BUT YOU ALL SHOULD GET THERAPY FR!! ITS GOOD FOR YOU!)

-i am a hopeless romantic to my very CORE. I just want someone to love and shower all my affection with (hence the laufey obsession)

I know this is SO LONG but I hope i gave you enough to work with!! And again CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU MY POOKIE WOOKIE

LOVE YOU JESS!!!!

STOP CORI ILYSM YOURE SUCH A SWEETHEART JUST MADE MY DAY

500 followers event

｡⁠.ﾟ⁠+⁠ 🐚 - ok so like I wanna say remus or sirius but they're both pretty different I feel like so like a wolfstar love child or something

｡⁠.ﾟ⁠+⁠ 🪐 - moodboardd!!!

omg ok so I always see people talking about aftg but I have literally no idea what it stands for so PLEASE lmk

[erwinsvow]

ok. kidnapped reader lives in my brain like electricity so

kidnapped reader having a bad anxiety moment and scrunching up under the covers and shaking. Andrew is obv there in less than a second, standing and staring awkwardly because wtf does he do.

so he gently pulls back the covers just enough that your head is visible and after a long moment of MORE anxiety and staring he kinda just. puts his hand on top of your head completely silently and starts petting you like a dog

and like??? at first you're like this is insane and maybe this is building up to something scary but it's not. he's just practically brushing your hair with his calloused fingers, repetitive motions that repeat over and over. And honestly? it's not terrible. and Andrew is suddenly realizing Oh. your hair is so, so soft. And originally he was doing it to try to comfort you, but now he's just standing by the bed, towering over you and watching in awe as your hair flows throw his fingers like silky water. or something he doesn't know. he's not a poet.

and maayyyybe it's nice enough that you crawl out of your little anxiety tent and pat the bed so he'll sit next to you. he gently pulls you to lay in his lap because he knows how nice it feels to lay in someone's lap and reaches for that nice brush he bought for you, careful that none of the tangles cause any pain. and maybe you even fall asleep there.

anyway I think Andrew Cody would b obsessed with someone with longer hair who would let him play with it and brush it and braid it. My sensory seeking fish blinker <3

also after that blurb Andrew def pulls kidnapped!reader's hair way more during sex lolllll

- your number (insert highest number available) fan ✒️ Pen✒️

P.S. IM INSANE ABOUT THAT ARRANGED MARRIAGE BLURB PLS MORE I SWEAR I WILL SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF INTO THE SUN

this is sooooooo incredibly good. like pure daydream material. i honestly love kidnapped reader so much and though this might not be in the fic like this is such a concept. it just opens the realm of how they start falling in love with each other despite the circumstances and andrew's gentleness with her is soo !!!! but it's also like self soothing ??!!??! idk i love this so much. i think just any form of playing with hair is so andrew coded. he reminds me of that one scene from pride and prejudice where mister bingley briefly touches the ribbon on jane's dress. like just wherever he can touch you he wants to but he doesn't want to scare you. kidnapped reader is asleep often because what the hell else is she gonna be doing. and i think andrew just sits on the corner and touches the fabric of her skirt or brushes her hair away from her face and it's all very <3 omg thank you i love you!!!! you're so sweet! ahhhh stop arranged marriage andrew it's my new favorite thing ever!