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please-help-this-little-lesbian · 1 year ago

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Shout out to everyone on here writing PJO/TOA Hunger Games AUs. I love how we're all in our own little hunger games and determined to WIN. May the odds be ever in our favor :).

Tributes (that I know of on here): @apollosgiftofprophecy @theballadofthesunandthestars and ofc me.

#in case I'm having a neurodivergence moment #and not everyone is in on this joke:#i feel like we've all declared war on each other and are determined to cause each other the most pain #all in good fun ofc #toa #trials of apollo #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #thg #the hunger games #thg au #between me and alder putting the twins through hell #and TBOTSATS's cliffhanger ending #it's getting bad man

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supmaww · 1 month ago

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I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

#wampus rambles #edit: hello everyone! this post was a joke 👍 no need to call me stupid in the tags. I use the vampire theme on desktop for context :)

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tarantula-hawk-wasp · 3 months ago

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

#everyone in the notes is making the same two jokes

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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callizinc · 3 months ago

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#Just had a realization that i can make anything I ever want so i did #ena dream bbq #ena #ena joel g #dream bbq #For the record i dont think taski maiden would be as likely to say that as the rest of the #death threat senders But i feel like she disrespects everyone around her enough #that she would say it if she thought it made a joke funnier

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pooptrucks · 6 months ago

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primadonna girl…..yeah

#gravity falls #stanford pines #my art #i love u stupid old joke u will always be funny to me #everyone say thank u emmy

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itsmeezra · 7 months ago

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what’s gayer:

actual lesbian sex scene

OR!

rewriting the fabric of the universe because you as a man were destined to meet one (1) man in every dimension that has ever existed across time and space

#JOKE THIS IS JOKE CONGRATS GAY PEOPLE #arcane #arcane spoilers #caitvi #jayvik #I’m not tagging everyone’s names this is a gayass post you get the gayass ships that’s IT

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blumoonbow · 1 month ago

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So SINNERS was a movie huh? (I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it for weeks)

#sinners #sinners movie #art #my art #sinners art #sinners fanart #michael b jordan #vampires #vampire art #I love vampires so so much #I love this movie so so much #everyone go watch sinners #I’m not joking #Watch it now #elijah smoke moore

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futurebird · 2 years ago

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The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

#everyone welcome #lgbtq #gay jokes #buses #pride month #rainbow flag #lgbtq pride #not you #what did buses do?#I love public transportation

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by-gray · 4 months ago

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#everyone reblogging this saying ‘but mickey was in the poly’#yes i know #that’s part of the joke #so save your words #mickey smith #ninejackrose #ninth doctor #rose tyler #jack harkness #doctor who #doctor who text post #ninejack #timepetals #timetanic #text posts by gray

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Shout out to Hudson from FNAF 3!!

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stimtfil · 6 months ago

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#IM FUCKING OUT OF MY MIND #AT FIRST..... THIS WAS A JOKE..... BUT GUYS..... I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#457 #squid game 457 #squid game #squid game 2 #001 x 456 #456 x 001 #inhun #gi hun #in ho #gi hun x in ho #squid game fanart #FUCKING TIKTOKS WITH THEM #toxic old man yaoi #im killing myself #im killing everyone #kms #bye

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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First meeting

#stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #sonic movie universe #i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically #white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red #also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here #it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all #he's just pleased that he got one #everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have #and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative #HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew #but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary #and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant #ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common #Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik #then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is #you get the point #i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point #oh well #oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well #that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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"it's not that deep" not yet but I've got a shovel and fan theories and digging makes great exercise!

#sometimes in literary analysis things line up like an accidental pun #no it's *probably* not intentional but that doesn't make it less amusing #I'm building this theory like reverse jenga not bc it's structurally sound but because the block were lying around & im having a good time #anyway i think we should replace irl conspiracy theories (bigoted rightwing cult behavior)#with elaborate insane viral fan theories that everyone on the internet pretends to take seriously #everyone goading each other on digging up increasingly obscure 'evidence' treating it like it's already been made canon #basically red string and a cork board levels of crazy but make it a social media activity #but at the end of the day it's a joke everybody's in on. Yes And improv at its finest #call that Goncharov's Razor

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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sunburstsandmoonshadows · 5 months ago

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mr. mystery says: go ahead and stick your kid in a washing machine! it's good clean family fun!*

*mr. mystery also says that per the waiver signed upon entering the mystery shack, you can't get mad at him if your kid does not, in fact, like it.

#gravity falls #handcrafted pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #mystery twins #stanley pines #my art #comic #everyone cheer and clap for that pretty good old man profile i drew #or im blowing up the whole building (joke)

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