#and not just in the sexy way

[hey-its-sybarite]

Every single vampire upon encountering Louis de Pointe du Lac:

[staticofthetv]

In honor of the new episode and hoshina being the stabby vice captain that he is, I present my favourite frame of hoshina from volume 4

Goofy ass vice captain /pos

[sexymikayla2]

[hajihiko]

Where to, and to not, touch your jimmy

[prettyboykatsuki]

teaching shouto how to kiss with tongue... he gets so into it... his mouth is open all the way and it's so messy. so much spit and saliva as you suck on his tongue and and guide him through it. gets him so fucking hard he's nearly light-headed, can barely open his eyes all the way. he's so turned on he starts moaning into it... wanting more but he's not even sure what. all he can think about is how good your mouth feels and how soft you are and how much he likes when you grab his face

[rottengurlz]

"my jugular misses your teeth." 🩸

a collab with @kashisun 🔪

[feralsteddie]

I love punk!Steve because the idea of Eddie Munson frothing at the mouth over the fact that he thinks a punk is that hot is so hilarious. Like Eddie is just always two seconds away from starting shit because he can’t believe this guy can just walk around looking that good and have that shitty of a music taste

Meanwhile Steve is so unbothered and really could not give less of a fuck about the punk v metal war around him. He’s too busy vibing and babysitting and making sure Robin doesn’t actually drool whenever a pretty woman smiles at her. He’s completely unaware that Munson is nearly hyperventilating and being held back by Wayne and Corroded Coffin by the scruff of his neck

[raytorosaurus]

all rock shows can and should feel like softcore pornography even when everybody is wearing three layers of clothing and nobody is touching each other

[lovelywetdreamer]

After you broke into your older neighbor's house to steal his money, you immediately got caught. You did throw a big rock to break his window. Miguel noticed you are his 21-year-old college student neighbor. You are usually wearing tight clothes that look like they are a size too small. Lavender Purple crop top barely holding your breasts back and short shorts that barely leave anything to the imagination.

Miguel should called the cop on you. You did ruin his window and it will probably take him a good hour or so to clean his floor from shattered glasses. You need to learn a lesson. Just because he finds you cute and sexy doesn't mean he let you go unpunished. Instead of calling the cop as he should, he pulls his cock out of his pajamas pant and had his cock inches from your lip.

"Suck it or I'm calling the cop."

Your lips were wrapped around his cock immediately. You're too pretty and dumb for jail. You would have been someone jail's bitch on day one. Miguel's big hand is on the back of your head. You were making a puddle of how aroused you were to have Miguel's meaty dick in your mouth. Miguel couldn't help but notice how your brown eyes darkened with lust. He thrusts his hip, balls slapping against your chin, and dick stretching your precious throat.

"I'm going to cum and you are going to swallow all of it."

Your mouth was full of his warm, goopy cum. He came a little bit too much because some of it dripped from your mouth and landed on your shirt. Later on, he promised to turn a blind eye to your pitiful attempt of trying to robbed him and walked you back home.

You feel bad for your clueless neighbor because this won't be your last night breaking into his house.

Kimmy made this amazing fanart.

A sequel:

[theyheoftheapocalypse]

grant morrison being in the danger days music videos is the funniest thing to me. because gerard way really said “hey can we get my comic book writer hero to be in this video and play the sexy bad guy” and grant was like hell yes

but. but then Sing. literally has a shot of grant pinning gerard against the wall and caressing his chin with the end of a gun, before they smirk and pull the trigger. gerard literally go-directed and planned these videos. they, at some point, had to sit down with grant and be like “okay here’s the plan” and grant just rolled with it

i think gerard had some fantasies to live out there

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

People drawing like, sexy gay fanart of the "original tf2 team" as shown in the catch-up comic is unfathomably funny to me. Guys you know that Abraham Lincoln is Pyro, right. You know that "1800s heavymedic" is American folk hero John Henry and real life wacko doctor man Sigmund Freud? If people get the joke and continue with it that's hilarious and also iconic but also idk it feels like sometimes people aren't aware of the Sigmund Freud yaoi they're putting out into the world

[isbergillustration]

DOWN

[sexymikayla2]

[graedari]

Daud's taking the Assassination well :)

@stealingpotatoes this is your screencap again

[horrorknife]

babe, this wouldn't be the first time it will not be the last time there's no parasol that could shelter this weather