#and probably incomprehensible

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[the-pupperrrrrrr]

I'm thinking about having a threesome with two transfems 😵 I imagine us sitting on my bed in my room, just chatting and shit, we're just friends after all, right? but they've seen how I look at them when we're changing next to each other, how I look away suddenly when either of them looks. or when it's hot outside and they take off their shirts, leaving them in just their bras to cool down. one of them touches my thigh gently and laughs when I get all blushy in the matter of a millisecond. I try to explain myself but then the other one slides her hand under my shirt when I least expect it and makes my breath hitch. they both giggle at how flustered I got from just a couple of silly little touches. a few minutes of slow kissing and groping later I'm eating one of their cunts and getting fucked from behind

[creampuffqueen]

incorrect quotes... college au version

aka i'm in too deep and now using the incorrect quotes generator for silly scenarios in my avatars college au

anyway, enjoy my nonsense

very solid dating advice from yangchen’s absolutely swagless roommates…

case in point:

some more general chaos:

and no, just because this is a modern au doesn’t mean our favorite girls are any less traumatized or have any healthier coping mechanisms 🫶

[awakenatmidnights]

one of my favorite ways to spend the time on this silly little app has to be looking up posts about songs or albums that i am currently obsessed with and see people sharing their love for them. i love it. i love seeing humans care so much about one song, each for multiple different reasons, to the point of writing so beautifully about their fondness for it and post it for strangers to see. it's like, you posted about this song in 2015 and your opinion about it resonates with me in 2024. i love it, please don't you ever stop.

[edwinisms]

you ever think about how edwin got like. no warning, no time time to process, nothing, when he reappeared on earth faced with the fact that virtually everyone he knew in life is dead. his parents? probably died in the 1950s or so (at best) almost forty years prior to edwin’s return. if any of his classmates were still around, they’d have been elderly, possibly senile, and in a few years they’d all be gone– except, of course, edwin. nothing looks the same, cars look like spaceships, there actually are spaceships, he can no longer see the stars, and everyone he knew is dead.

[nethnad]

thinking about time lords and their fucked up little society again and i just realized how devastating the revelation of the drums in the end of time is in relation to the master's character.

because of all the renegade time lords in the universe, i think it's the master who most exemplifies the philosophical outlook that the time lords have towards the rest of the universe. they're stuffy observers, administrators, yes - but this position is one they've decided for themselves because of this concept of supremacy over other life forms. imposed and upheld this idea that other species that lack a time sense are less-than, primitive. and the master buys into this hard.

and i mean... compared to the doctor, the master is good at being a time lord. he buys into these supremacist concepts, this idea that every other species (and especially humans) is practically a meaningless ant in the grand scheme of the universe. takes it to the extreme, yes, but its the same underlying principle. he's a good student (despite whatever chibnall might think) - that one time lord from terror of the autons (identity forever a mystery) (its brax) even says "he did receive a higher degree of cosmic science than you." the master could play their game if he wanted to. he's remarkably comfortable with being on gallifrey/the idea of gallifrey(in eot/tlotl) than the doctor ever is. where the doctor avoids the subject of the lord presidency like the plague, the master is like "well if you kill the president you ARE the president! and then you have all of gallifrey!" and when the doctor destroys gallifrey (nominally), the master tries to rebuild it in the sound of drums/last of the time lords. tries to emulate their society. honor them in his little fucked up way. he brings them back from the time war!

and what does he get for it? how did the time lords treat him in response?

they decide to implant the sound of drums in his head, stretching back until he's a child. puts this insufferable noise, this splitting headache, in his head for his entire life. all so that they may live while he dies. because he is diseased, because of them. he has swallowed the pill, bought their propaganda, he has followed the rules, he tried to rebuild them he tried. and in response he is chewed up and spit out like trash so that rassilon's god complex can survive while the universe crumbles.

how crushing must that be to someone? to have your whole worldview - that you are better, you are chosen, you are special - come crumbling down in a few short moments? to see the revered founder-god of the civilization you have so desperately tried to revive look at you and say "you are diseased," even though he was the one to poison you in the first place?

and as his heart is torn to pieces... when rassilon says "no more," and charges his gauntlet, the master - who has spent countless lives fighting death with his bare hands - does not move.

part of me thinks he does not want to.

[heritageposts]

I know you posted in the tags of a post that you ordered a Kufaya from Hirawbi. Have you gotten yours yet. For me it's going on a month and I know the website says that it can take up to a month but I'm concerned US customs confiscated it given everything with suppression of anything Palastinanian.

i'm not american so i can't really help you. last update from mine was that my order shipped on the 26th of october and is on its way to a warehouse in germany

We’re excited to inform you that, true to the Palestinian spirit of resilience, we’ve navigated through the challenges presented by the Israeli blockade between the cities of the West Bank. Your Kufiyas are now on their way to our warehouse in Germany. Due to a high volume of orders, our team will need some more days to sort and prepare shipments. We appreciate your continued patience.

yours might also be in a warehouse somewhere in europe. i understand your concern with US customs, but they're probably dealing with a record numbers of orders so i'd just be patient for now

and to anyone else reading this: please continue supporting palestinian stores like hirbawi! they're still taking pre-order for some of their kufiyas

[swordsonnet]

the new percy jackson show is very good and all, but unfortunately i can't look at mr. d without thinking "there are wind chimes where my ding dong should be"

[rainbowsandwhumperflies]

yeah actually my favorite whump trope is when the whump happens and the whumpee gets whumped and then there's whump

[starphenie]

whenever i think of how nikki's personality has changed from her first game to her latest i get so emotional.. bring back silly lazy genki girl nik </3

[ariennebeak]

forever thinking about dennis pretending not to hear the chirping & getting increasingly irritated/angry at something else instead (pool drain) vs mac being tormented by the chirping and repeatedly asking dennis for confirmation he hears it too & not understanding how he doesnt. the international implications. its how they deal with their feelings for each other I'm SICK

[shivroy]

oh i forgot to share this ink doodle of old roman from my future au

[compressedrage]

The Green brain rot has not stopped, the newest episode has not helped in the slightest

This is actually something I've been thinking about for a while, I think since "The Prank" came out, but like–

Green is dangerous.

I know I know, I hear the people screaming "But Rage, all the sticks are dangerous in their own ways, just look at Orange–" and I promise I hear you. But we are not talking about Orange or the other sticks today, we are talking about Green. And his particular brand of danger.

Green has been solidified as the perfectionist; the one who does everything to best of his ability and does it well.

His combat is ridiculously fast and smooth, as well as his ability to evade attacks to near perfection. But I think Green's real danger comes from his emotions.

Let's look at the newest video, "Note Block Concert". Green obviously had a plan for how this concert was going to go, and when those plans were thwarted he is visibly distressed.

As the video continues he becomes more and more angry, his combat getting progressively faster and more violent, the music notes acting as weapons, until he uses the staff to unleash a blast similar to King's attempt to destroy Minecraft.

Y'all saw that, right? That was a huge amount of power and yes it's music notes, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was capable of enormous destruction. Would anyone else be able to create such a blast? Maybe, but it felt very much like a cathartic reaction.

It's just– Green has such an air about him. He is sharp, he is skilled. He is dangerous. I don't know how to end this

*tosses this to the void and runs*

[theminecraftbee]

i think more dsmp crossovers should have techno and false become friends but not for “they’re the scary pvper” reasons, for “they are secretly so wet and floppy and they both are VERY freaked out by all of these strangers” reasons. they can bond over thinking literally everything in the world is a threat to them. over being small dogs who somehow got big scary dog privilege. do you understand me,

[dreadark]

thinking about the 1865th turn again. how did they clear everything without kim dokja pulling his self-sacrifice shtick all the time though, some of the scenarios absolutely need a sacrifice

there’s the 8th scenario right, either half of seoul dies or the strongest person dies

well… the one filling his role in this round somewhat is han sooyoung, since she becomes a constellation

and naturally she has avatars

kill the strongest in seoul? just kill her and she’ll cheat death by escaping to an avatar at the last second. maybe it’s just an avatar that becomes the 73rd demon king they have to kill. who knows how many avatars are sacrificed at the end of this, how many “insignificant” memories she lost…

what % of han sooyoung was sacrificed to try and bring back 100% of kim dokja?

[smilepebble]

Hero and Partner Week day 2: Human AU / Crossover / Evolution

Luna and Blossom are trying to help a lost merchant, Tressa, find her way. But her map is awfully hard to read... Tressa swears that she was in the Flatlands just a minute ago!

@heropartnerweek