#and shittier

[cold-open]

dungeon meshi episode 6, i think

[kenchann]

scratch

[smileyobrien]

To the best crew any captain ever had. ✧.*

[krysmcscience]

Sometimes annoying your bratty husband with silly gifts will cause him to bluescreen unintentionally. It's fine, though. Just take advantage of his touch starvation with cuddles to override the issue. Any biting and hissing that follows is totally normal. You may then proceed with your usual goofy antics of sticking tape onto the end of his tail when he's not looking, no doubt leading to the massacre of half your followers. :]

Anyway.

I can't be the only one convinced that Narinder hates having stuff around his wrists after finally being freed. I Can Not.

[roachgore]

splatoon: the low budget 60s anime

[demonzoro]

sorcerer / curse user

[ID: Two headshots of Nanami. He has blond side-swept coiffed hair, pale skin, and is looking forwards with a neutral expression of disdain. In the first headshot, he's wearing a blue suit jacket, yellow tie, and tinted clip-on goggles. Imposed over his left eye is a white ruler with the notch at 7:3 ratio creating a four-pointed star over his pupil. In the second headshot, the suit jacket and tie are desaturated monotones, and Nanami is sans goggles. The darkened shadows under his eyes are visible, as well as his hazel irises, and there is a violent blood splatter streaked across the left side of his face and over his nose bridge. END ID.]

[roncheg]

so, it was like this in my head:

lwj: Xiongzhang, why did sect heir Nie perform this move incorrectly.

lxc (internally doing complicated statistics analysis of profit&loss (i.e. fun times w/nmj vs an amount of headstands&rule copying): lets not judge hastily, that's probably Nie sect way of performing this move:)

nhs: wHaT aRe yOU tAlkiNG about?! Da ge ALWAYS sKoLDS EVERYONE if they are doing moves THAT BADLY!!111

nmj (inwardly, flusteringly flunking all the basic moves): ADFGHJKLRWFGTU

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[art-is-kayos]

AU where Ayin Fucking Died so Angela had to make him a mini boxbot out of scrap.

[snipsnipsnippy]

why are vampires always so ridiculously wealthy? I get generational money, but that shit has gotta run out. Give me a vampire who works the overnight shift at the seedy diner who can’t make rent. A nighttime security guard who’s leeching off a string of girlfriends. Casino vampires?? There’s no windows around. The possibilities, come on. Where are the crummy vampires living their shitty lives?

[hilacopter]

Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.

[magnetic-dogz]

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More Mob and Teru swap because I'm ill

[wisteriasymphony]

And no one else was in the room where it happened....

[nosramus]

madonna and child

[kaliido-s]

recent sketch dump GO (more under cut)

kongs that i drew while art blocked, quite frankly my hand was tired as hell and I should not have been drawing lol

wof stuff 🫶

aliens requested by my friends

susie deltarune (I miss her 💔)

sylva and lightning!!! i hate these freaks!!! fucking goblins!!!

fanmothra stuff, I have brainworms

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

If windows 11 is going to have my computer basically be a useless frozen brick for five straight minutes after startup no matter how many stupid settings I disable then it should at least be honest and trap me on the login screen that whole time. Nothing more infuriating than just trying to open my email and watching it freeze and groan like I’m torturing it.

Like you are clearly not ready to go babygirl please just stop lying to me! I have task manager open, i can see how poorly you’re allocating resources, sweetheart, this is embarrassing

[tagthescullion]

hades being all "I stay out of family drama", my man, did you not try to kill thalia like 5 years before because zeus killed your ex in the 40s?? I mean.. you may want to stay away from it but that drama found you real quick