ND and SD explaining that only certain other midwest states are allowed to baby them, Ohio and Indiana? That shit is habitual, you can't stop it if you tried and they do it to the whole midwest, real mom friend/dad friend solidarity with those two.
Nebraska and Kansas? that shit is MALICIOUS they're just being mean and they need to stop rn or they're going to get bit >:(
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hhiiiiiiiiiii HOSHIIIIII I LOVE UR FICS PLS NEVER DIE OMG ,. :D THE SUKUNA ONE? WHEERE HE FACECUKS U HAVE ME CREAMINGNGNF GOHHHHSBFHSHS UR SOO GOOOOOOD PLZ REPLY :D
BYE THE "PLEASE NEVER DIE" IS SENDING ME, LMAOOO 😭😭😭 BUT OMG TYSM FOR LOVING MY STUFF DDDDD''': ESP THE KUNA ONE, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT, MWAH 💓💓💓
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The Wizzard took a mouthful of his kibble out onto the deck to enjoy snacking in the cold sunshine this morning.
It is (literally) freezing. Good thing he is a fluffer pupper.
the Wizzard- Borzoi
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about to spend the next 3-4 hours getting tattooed and trying not to drop my phone on my face, send asks send art send silly little guys
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@immobiliter sent: “i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.” ( beidou for kaeya! )
A sheepish smile appears on Kaeya's face, scolded by no other than the Captain herself as he finds himself. He's been on the Alcor for only a day and beyond a greeting when he first stepped onto the ship there hasn't been time to have a chat with her. Perhaps this is his opportunity to make good on that - and anyone accusing him of creating it on purpose would only be half wrong. They'll be on the sea for at least another two days but once they'll feel firm ground beneath their feet again, the clock will be ticking; and as pleasant as a vacation on the ocean sounds Kaeya knows better than to let too much time go by wasted.
"Ah~ my bad, seems I'm not a natural sailor after all!" Despite the eye patch, and all! "All business before pleasure, is it?" he asks while his hand comes up to rub the back of his neck, the other lowering the apple he's been eating until her interruption. A bit of home for the journey. "I assumed you don't need my help, but I didn't mean to shirk from any work - how can I be of service?"
"Surely I can't hold a candle to your impressive crew, but I'm happy to learn more about seafaring while I'm here! Who knows, maybe there's a future for me on the waves."
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"We didn't leave it like that," Stede sighed, and peered around what was left of the ship. "Does anyone recall seeing anything happen to it as we left?"
A round of befuddled and slightly frustrated glances replied.
"So that's a no," he hesitated. "Ed, any ideas? What have you done, when this has happened before?"
Ed shook his head. "Mate, I don't entirely understand what happened. We left a fully intact ship, floating, normal ship shit, and now-"
Ed turned his gaze to the ship.
Or rather, the board left floating that remained. The only sign it was from their vessel was the color of paint on it.
"Maybe a prank?" Stede asked. "And whoever did it has the rest of the ship, hidden."
"That would be a difficult prank," Ed snorted. "And what if they came back before you were done, what, dismantling someone's ship board by board?"
"Well, what do you think it was then? A ship targeting monsoon that only effects one ship?!"
"I just said-"
"It's over there," Jim interrupted, pointing down the shoreline. "I think we forgot to drop anchor."
"The board fell off the ship," Stede started.
"When it was floating away," Ed finished, nodding slowly. "That makes more sense."
"Makes a lot more sense," Stede agreed. "Alright then, let's run before she gets ahead of us! Whoever is closest first, hop on and drop anchor!"
"This can't keep happening," Olu sighed to Jim as they took the lead towards the still moving ship. "It's starting to get embarrassing."
"At least it didn't hit any-"
Jim paused, eyes screwed shut at the echo of a loud wooden crunching sound. "It hit the reef."
"We can probably stop running now."
"Yup."
Stede rushed past them. "At least it isn't going anywhere else now!"
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Are you a snacker? Need that good gamer fuel?
And the most important question: what is your snack of choice? 🍟
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