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aroacespacerock · 22 days ago
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So insane about the platonic relationships in wolf 359. The way the character writing is so strong they don’t need to rely on romance to make any connection convincing, compelling, and above all else fucked up and codependent.
The way Eiffel and Minkowski just Get each other, regardless of their previous hatred of each other. We go from Minkowski hating Eiffel’s guts (valid) to them truly needing each other. With them being the only two they can rely on in deep space, it makes such a compelling narrative that has you questioning whether they would even be friends in any other universe. The way their stories work, they could even be your classic enemies to lovers (looking past some marriages and how their characters just. Aren’t.) but wolf 359 shows us that they don’t need that relationship status to have one of the most compelling and delightfully codependent friendships in the podcast. We get Hera squeeling over them calling each other “friends” for the first time, (same, hera, same), narratively treating them with the same level of respect as you would a romantic pairing.
Maxwell and Jacobi hit this similar beat for me, they have no romantic tension but have grown this reliance and deep trust in each other. The scene where Maxwell slaps Jacobi what has to be like 7 times in a row and cusses him out for flaking on her before they dissolve into giggles really defines their relationship to me. They’re horrible people. They know it. They’re monsters. Together. And besties yay! In other media their relationship may take a backseat, and while theirs isn’t the forefront it’s certainly never minimized in impact on their individual characters. These two go together, need each other. (They’re a set do not separate)
I’d even extend this to commonly headcanoned romantic duos like Kepler/jacobi and Hera/eiffel. The podcast doesn’t rely on romance, even if there’s implication, but gives us the strongest damned character relationships. The best possible use of characters in each others own and intertwined stories. The bone chillingly good codependency that can only be built by truly Knowing a person, even the horrible bits. Even liking the horrible bits. If this isn’t peak fucking over relationship anarchy I don’t know what is.
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eva-birdman · 5 months ago
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Bloody Kepler to match Jacobi >:))
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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago
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personally need this panel like. FRAMED it should not be so funny but it is
[Uncanny X-Men (1963) #51: "The Devil Had a Daughter!"]
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transmasc-rose · 2 months ago
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What if... Lucy, confident she'll go back to Abstergo when he job is done. She'll take the Apple, she'll make her move, she bring it (and Desmond?) back, and she'll return to her position.
She'll be a good Templar. She'll make the right choice. She has some measure of peace with the decision, because on some level it is hers. They trusted her enough to let her off her leash, and she needs to prove she deserves it by heading back.
But something goes wrong. The Assassins learn, or just Desmond learns, but SOMEONE learns what she is. And now that choice is out of her hands. She has to leave, she has to go back, it's the closest thing she has to a place to hide, but...
'Don't make me go back.'
Now she's scared, in a way she wasn't before. She'd be going back empty-handed, she'd be losing this taste of independence, and she's losing the choice. Her life lays at the hands of the Assassins who learn, and at the swift of her boots, and all she can think is,
But it's too late for that now, isn't it? It's too late to tell them and to beg for forgiveness. It's too late to promise she won't betray them again. Because they discovered her treason. They took away the little power she had. And maybe they were right to, but now—
She remembers what happened when Abstergo wanted to be rid of her last time and (the men came into her room, and she knew them, and) she's at Warren's mercy, always has been, and maybe she's pressed her luck too far now and—
And it's too late.
#rose rambles#knife boys#good (ish) ending: Desmomd is the only one who knows and Lucy starts crying and Desmond is Desmond. and he goes 'I can keep a secret :(('#'its ok we can fix this :((('#and Lucy hates him because he's wrong and looks and him and realizes#she'd be under his thumb just like she was under Warren's#because one word to Bill#and surely thry'd believe him over her#so now she's at his mercy. never at her own.#bad ending: well. there are a lot of those.#anyways I want Lucy to cry. i need her to get that catharsis. however that isn't going to happen in an easy scenario for her 👍#i dont think she would cry unless she thought she was just absolutely fucked#and the consequences for dropping her carefully curated self cease#because she's already hit the bottom#anyways pt 2#I think Abstergo was bad for her#but it was in her best interest (and natural to do) to build up walls while she's IN that situation#and forget just how different it was on the outside. because she came from a stressful situation from the start. and leaving she enters#another. but its different. theres freedom. and now its going to be taken away again#and THAT#losing it over again#is what hits her#this is related to why I think she keeps herself toeing the line for so long#(in universe not the bullshit out of universe reason)#its about control. its always about control.#...also we know Lucy was stressed enough by the end of Brotherhood that Vidic was concerned and she also broke protocol to phone him#she wanted comfort and she sought it in the only person she could think to 😔 because no one else could know why she was afraid#thinking about her instead of sleeping. btw. always.#lucy stillman
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frogprincegerard · 2 years ago
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We’re so back
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deathlooksgoodonyou-if · 1 year ago
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Soo how would Jules react to MC being in a relationship with any of the ROs
Die 'cause that's the only thing they are good at. (Apart from hurting others)
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spookythesillyfella · 1 month ago
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HV! Brendon : "Look pal – I dunno what your deal is, but I'm onto you..."
HV! Warren . already planning to send him 30 pipe bombz in the mail :
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paigemathews · 9 months ago
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I stg, straight up just not acknowledging if Henry Jr. is a born or adopted Warren is a objectively weird af writing choice, but I'm indecisive as hell, so I may actually just write season one without answering it at all.
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queenvaliance · 11 months ago
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Some comic authors are? Good? Comics can be good???
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dorothylarouge · 8 months ago
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US Presidents as Dril Tweets
George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
Martin Van Buren: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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box953 · 5 months ago
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YOUR CRAZY!!!!!!!
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art trade with le epic @ottosbigtop :]
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southern--downpour · 2 years ago
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honestly my fav part of emh has got to be the habit trials. viewers getting to FULLY interact with and actually DIE in story was so fun to watch
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transmasc-rose · 4 months ago
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Curtis is trying to encourage the intentionally very fucked up Lucy/Vidic fic that was rotating in my brain last night. But I really don't think that would be uhh. Anyone's cup of tea.
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pricegotmedickmatized · 1 month ago
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i cannot believe i haven't written more for gaz yet (i have, it's just in drafts until the actual porn is done) but he should definitely be the next for hybrid!141, so here, have some wolf!gaz and bunny!reader
wolf!gaz who's the most desirable operator price has ever seen in his whole fucking military career. he's smart and stealthy, strong and intuitive, and he's got a gut deep pack instinct that makes him adaptive to any team, within the span of a day he can ingratiate himself in a group and be ready to kill or die for them
wolf!gaz who has simon's intelligence, soap's speed, and price's bravery. he's the cornerstone of the team, balancing them all out when soap's running circles around them and simon's on edge and ready to snap it's gaz who can distract soap long enough for the captain and simon to get some fucking peace. it's gaz who bridges the gaps between the two more solitary hybrids and himself and soap, who can give soap someone to curl up with, who can invoke price's parental instincts to see them as his cubs, who can worm his way into simon's affections by bringing him food he's hunted for the pack
wolf!gaz who's selfless to an absurd degree, to the degree that the rest of the team has started to feel upset by it. he hunts but never for himself, always for them. he plays but it's always soap's (or on rare occasions simon's) games, or puzzles with price. he follows orders, he serves the pack, he loves the pack. he does everything he does for them, and they love him for it, they do. but they want him to have something just for himself. to be able to be selfish with, just once
wolf!gaz who gets separated from the team on a mission and has to hide out in hostile territory. he's looking for a place to hide out until he can get to the rendezvous point, someplace to rest for the night when he stumbles upon the little hidden door, tucked almost seamlessly in an alley. he forces his way inside and finds her: a soft little bunny with her snow white ears twitching at him, dark eyes blinking slowly, nose trembling, hunkered back in the corner like she's trying to get as far from him as possible, but still looking at him like she's as fascinated as he is
wolf!gaz who, despite his self control, despite his selflessness, despite his intelligence and kindness and sweetness is still a fucking predator, and if you put a pretty little bunny in front of a wolf he's going to do what wolves were meant to do. devour. he sweet talks her out of the corner with soft yips and beckoning growls while his blood burns beneath his skin, faking a kind, easy smile to hide the fangs that itch in his jaw. he talks her in close, those wide dark eyes on him as he rubs those soft ears and tells her how cute her little tail is. he just needs a place to stay tonight, bunny, a sweet thing like you will let him, won't you? he won't be much of an imposition, he promises, pretty rabbit
wolf!gaz who gets her pinned belly down on the floor, still talking sweet in her ear as he fucks her on his cock, right up against the growing knot, teasing her with it, promising he'll give that sweet little cunt what she's crying for, just be patient, he's gotta work her open, bunny, you're really too tight for this, but good girl that you are you're gonna take it, aren't you? making him feel so fucking good, bunny, so soft and pretty all for him to get some fucking relief after the day he's had, what a perfect treat for him to find all alone in your warren. and fuck, bunny, you better be careful, cumming like that when he's got his teeth in your neck, knot finally popping inside so he can fill you with hot cum. he may just decide you're too perfect to leave behind.
he's been so selfless...maybe the others are right. maybe he should have something just for himself. like a pretty bunny who cums untouched on his knot like a good mate should.
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hurtspideyparker · 3 months ago
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Avengers High School AU
based on this post of mine
At a Party:
Clint: Here's a drink Pete
Tony: *takes solo cup from Peter* You idiot, he's underage!
Clint: So are we dipshit
Tony: *Chugs Peter's drink*
Clint: Whatever, I'll get him a lemonade
Tony: *Chugs his own drink*
Natasha: Steve I saw Tony heading for the janitor's closet
Steve: Okay?
Natasha: With Clint
Steve, sprinting down the hall: NOT THE TOILET PAPER BARTON
Bucky: Would you like to go out sometime?
Natasha: No
Bucky: I respect that. *Turns to Sam* would you like to go out sometime
Sam: Wait—but you just. What the hell man
Bucky: I'll take that as a no. *Turns to Clint* would you like to—
Clint: Fuck yeah
Tony: Did you hear about the fire in the chem lab?
Steve: Tony, what did you do
Tony: It wasn't me this time!
Steve: Oh. That's new
Tony: I mean I did text Bruce the calculations, it's not my fault he didn't see the decimal
Steve: Tony!
Natasha: And that's why I transferred in the middle of last year
Sam: Isn't that like...a crime
Natasha: Nobody will believe you.
Sam: What? What do you mean by that
Natasha, disappearing into the crowd:
Sam: What do you mean by that?!
Peter: Hi Captain!
Steve: You know only the football team calls me that Peter. I'm not your Captain
Peter: Yes sir
Steve: I'm only 2 years older than you, you don't need to call me sir either
Peter: Okay Captain!
Steve: No just...whatever
Tony: Hey Bruce whatcha reading
Bruce: AH! Oh hey dude
Tony: Wow you're jumpy. You need to relax
Bruce: I don't think I've relaxed once since I met you but thanks for the advice
Clint: Do you think Thor was held back?
Sam: Naw man, he's pretty smart
Clint: But he looks like he has a 401k and a mortgage
Bucky: Talks like it too
Sam: Maybe it's a Europe thing, school is different there
Clint: Maybe. Hey Thor! What's up buddy, how's the wife and kids?
Thor: Ay? Um...well? And yours my friend?
Clint: Fantastic! Well it was good seeing you
Thor: Alright then, farewell
Sam: What an odd guy
Bucky: Nice though
Clint: Real nice dude
Pepper: Tony, stop flirting with me to make Steve jealous
Tony: Whaaaaat, I would never
Pepper: You very loudly told your table, which is right next to mine, "I'm going to go flirt with Pepper to make Steve jealous"
Tony: Well do you think it's working?
Steve, at Tony's table: No
Peter: The decathlon supervisor is already one of my references, and I tutor for Mrs. Warren's freshman class a lot so I have her too. I also volunteered at a special needs camp over the summer, plus I applied for this competitive course where you write a research paper under a university professor for junior year, and if I get it that will look really good on my MIT application. I just hope it doesn't interfere with my internship at Oscorp. What about you, what are you doing to prepare for graduation? Aren't college apps due, like, next month for you?
Bucky: Well my boss at Dunkin Donuts said he'd give me a reference. Chicks in the drive through always tip me well
Sam: Why'd you punch Rumlow!
Steve: Cause he was saying creepy stuff about Natasha!
Bucky: You shouldn't have done that man
Steve: What do you mean, he was being a total asshole, I don't care if I get detention
Sam: It's not him you should be worried about
Natasha: Rogers, that was MY punch to throw
Steve: Oh no
Natasha: You think I'm some damsel in distress? Come here and I'll show you a damsel in distress
Steve: I, uh, gotta go *runs out the door*
Natasha: Which way did he go.
Sam: I didn't see nothin'
Bucky: Out those doors and to the left
Sam: Bruh
Bucky: A true friend understands when the consequences are necessary *kicks Rumlow who's still lying on the ground as he walks away*
Bruce: What did the racing hot dog say when he passed the finish line?
Tony: What
Bruce: I'm a wiener!
Everyone:
Bruce: Get it? Like winner?
Tony: It's okay man, just stick to academics
Thor: I have one! A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar
Everyone:
Thor: HAHAHA, what a coincidence for them all to arrive in the establishment simultaneously!
*Everyone bursts out laughing*
Bruce: Oh come on, that wasn't even a joke!
Tony: See he has charisma. It's all about the delivery Brucie Bear
Sam: Wait, you're saying that the elephant toothpaste all over the second floor right before midterms was you?
Rhodey: Hell yeah it was
Sam: But everyone blamed Tony. Even Tony's parents and the principal. The only reason he wasn't suspended was because the cameras were wiped of evidence, which was also blamed on Tony
Rhodey: Yeah you'd be surprised about how much stuff I do that Tony gets blamed for. Public image does wonders to create bias
Sam: What the hell? I thought you were the responsible one and Tony was your monkey on a leash. Why does he let you blame him?
Rhodey: Cuz he's a good bro. He gets to piss his parents off, I don't get kicked out of ROTC, and then we laugh about it afterwards
Sam: You evil geniuses...
Wanda: I want to get married
Natasha: Are you pregnant?
Wanda: What? No
Natasha: Oh thank goodness. Wait, then why do you want to get married
Wanda: Because it's romantic!
Natasha: And the tax benefits?
Wanda: No! Well, yes that would be nice, but no! I want to be a stay at home mom and have a nice family
Natasha: Girl you failed home economics and your type is men who think calling you their "situationship" is making it official, why don't we focus on finding the vertex for now
If u like this vibe I have a domestic Avengers "in a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce" series as well:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 :P
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countingdots-tc · 1 year ago
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TEACHER/STUDENT BOOK RECS
*if you want me to add a forbidden romance list, let me know*
𓃠 This is a list with hyperlinks to books that have teacher/student, age gap, and experienced/less experienced themes that I have read! These are in order from most recommended to least recommended based on my opinion.
𓃠 This will be updated as I read more! Think something should be added to the list? then let me know!
𓃠 Happy reading!
⭐️= highly recommend/changed my life
😇= no smut
🌶️=contains smut
💦=read to really get your rocks off
highlighted=warning
PROFESSOR/COACH BOOK LIST
The Unrequited by Saffron A. Kent-⭐️😇
ProfessorxStudent & mental health themes
Cute little poet embarrassingly falls for her grumpy professor. Beautiful slow burn and perfectly describes what it feels like to want someone and not feel enough for them. She is such a realistic female lead and reminds me a lot of y’all 😂. This is THE teacher crush community book. If you don’t read anything, read this!!
The Professor by Invi Wright-⭐️🌶️
ProfessorxStudent
Cute romance by young, new, and self published author. Very relatable female lead. If you enjoyed The Unrequited, you will like this book for all of the same reasons. Quick and easy read, only 240. She isn’t perfect, she’s clumsy, and I wouldn’t even say she’s socially awkward, she’s just a normal college student in her early 20s. She’s a fun narrator. This author has a lot of potential and her writing will only get better.
Gabriel’s Inferno by Slyvain Reynard-⭐️😇
ProfessorxStudent
Such a good dark academia book. Beautifully written and actually has a movie adaptation. I would definitely recommend this if you want a realistic couple but a bit more serious. Characters have so much depth
Off Balance Series by Lucia Franco- 💦
CoachxStudent
Warning: female lead is age of consent NOT legal age.
If you want something really forbidden and fucked up, read this. If you want the MOST insane sex scenes, read this (MINORS STOP). I really don’t even want to add this series to this list but for the girls who wanna go there, have fun. I started this when I was still in high school, read the 3rd one as an adult, it’s not as easy to read now. Take that info as you please. With that being said, it’s one of the best writing and plots I’ve ever read. Lucia Franco’s other work is 😍
The Professor by Skye Warren-🌶️
ProfessorxStudent
Also an ex-boyfriend’s dad book! This book was amazing! Read it in a day and immediately pre ordered the second. The plot twist in this book made me throw my phone! Narrator/FMC is a bit less relatable for me. Has a secret society plot! Potentially brooding Professor
The 4th Degree by Nikki Castle- 💦
MMA CoachxStudent
Warning: parent death & parent w/ chronic illness
Coach is so broody but has a big heart, he just doesn’t like to show it. FMC has so much depth and is really mature for a 19 y.o. Coach is a quiet character with a dirty mouth. Doesn’t talk much but when he does??? The tension between them is chefs kiss. Not too much a a slow burn. “Will they, won’t they, will they, won’t they” vibes.
Lessons In Sin by Pam Goodwin-🌶️
TeacherxStudent with 18 Y.O female lead
Troubled rich girl gets sent off to a catholic boarding school and falls for the asshole Dean of the school. Smut is pretty good, plot works. I’m not going to say it’s bad, I think whether or not it’s enjoyable depends on the person. It wasn’t bad, I just wasn’t obsessed. If you’re just trying to live vicariously through her (aren’t we all), then it works!
Teach Me by L. L. Ash-🌶️
ProfessorxStudent
Really good start, and I do mean GREAT start… I just feel like the sex scene came too soon (Ch. 9/32) and it threw me off but I also like SUPER slow burns. It’s still a good book. I enjoyed the male love interest, Professor Harlo. They’re cute together. Grump and Sunshine.
Waking Olivia by Elizabeth O’Roark
CoachxCollege Athlete & mental health themes
Great concept! Rare that you see two moody & broody MCs… not my favorite execution of it. It’s not so bad that i think it’s objectively bad. I could see where someone else likes it. But I don’t. Why are they grumpily ogling each others bodies by the 3rd chapter? If you just need ur fix, it works. Has potential
Dark Notes by Pam Goodwin-
TeacherxStudent & themes of abuse
Probably DNF-ing
AGE GAP BOOK LIST
Something In The Way Series by Jessica Hawkins-⭐️😇
Sister’s Boyfriend/Husband & “I saw him first”
Most beautiful romance series I’ve ever read, best written books by Jessica Hawkins. I recommend all of her other books. Lake is 16 when she first meets Manning but nothing sexual happens between them for another 3 books until she’s in her 20s. Beautiful slow burn with characters full of depth.
Sinner by Sierra Simone- ⭐️💦
Brother’s Best Friend & religious themes
Amazing character creation and mapping. These characters feel real! This book is about “teaching” a girl about sex before she becomes a nun. It’s not just a bang bang, hump hump book. It has heart and it really good. If you enjoy religious themed romance, you may enjoy Priest by Sierra Simone too. I didn’t 💀
Birthday Girl by Penelope Douglas- 💦
Ex’s Dad
Most popular forbidden romance so whatever you’ve heard about it, dump it. This might be the most tame book on this list. Pacing is good, well written main character. Insane amounts of smut but it doesn’t drive the story forward so feel free to skip it if you get tired.
Love Unexpected by Q. B. Tyler- 💦
Ex Stepdad & parent death
This book is HOT! However after the first few scenes, I got a bit tired of the smut. Well written enough female lead with a rushed ending. However if you just need something to read and not despise it, it’s good enough.
Strictly Off Limits by Jessica Hawkins-🌶️
Dad’s Best Friend
Jessica is my favorite author so I’m a bit biased but she definitely isn’t a smut writer. This novella would’ve been better without smut however it isn’t super present and doesn’t really drive the story forward so don’t feel like you’re missing anything if you skip the smut!
The Doctor by Nikki Sloane- 💦
Ex’s Dad
personally didn’t care for this book, smut starts off way too quick and I’m more of a slow burn girl. It is a novella yet, it was still too quick. However! You may love it <3
𓃠 If I’m not reading fast enough for you and you want to see what I will be reading in the future here is my Amazon TBR, have at it!
𓃠 If you want to see a more organized bookshelf of what I’ve read, here is my Goodreads!
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