#and that everything is bad and shitty

[r0-boat]

Date everything Mac nsfw drabble

I can't do this anymore I need a Mac like I need air

Mac getting handsy

Amab!Mac x Gn!Reader Nsfw

It's becoming a routine.

Every evening after dinner, your partner would look up at you expectantly, inviting you to sit in their lap before watching videos on YouTube or scrolling on a social media website.

You were more focused on an old Vine compilation from times much simpler.

Mac was more focused on your soft body squished against theirs. Their teeth sink into their bottom lip as their eyes drink in your backside as they lean against their wheelchair. Your sides look so inviting, so plush and soft. Human skin... They never knew how much they craved the softness until just recently.

You felt their hands around your waist. You shuddered but continued watching the following funny video. But that's when their hand slowly started to slide up your shirt, to get a handful of your chest or anything else they could grab. The other begins to dip dangerously low, threatening to slide underneath your pants.

"Mac?" You say, beginning to tilt your head back to look at them, but they stop you from going further by kissing the back of your shoulder before leaning in to nibble at your ear.

"Let's watch something else." With their husky tone, their sneaky hand is now gently rubbing below your underwear. Mac's other hand leaves your chest. They rest your chin on your shoulder as they lean forward to take control of the keyboard.

You shutter and squirm in anticipation as soon as they hit the incognito mode.

Their fingers rubbing against your core up and down. You became hyper-aware of their shaky breath in your ear. Their hips rolling up so you could feel how much they want you.

With a rumble in their chest, they pull up something that catches their eye on the very adult-friendly website. Eyes half of it, another rumble falls from their throat, their hands slinging back to your hips. Their teeth scrape against your shoulder's back before laying their lips upon it.

Their movements are rhythmic and fluid, as if they were in a trance, and they focus solely on how your body feels against them. Mac pulls you in closer, giving their hands more space to roam. You let out a small noise as you deeply feel their nose into your neck, inhaling your scent.

Mac shuddered, their fingers digging into your sides as they tried to roll their hips against you harder, pressing their flushed body against yours as if Mac was trying to meld to you. Their groans and moans turned into desperate whines.

You felt a tongue roll up your neck before Mac's desperate breaths hit your ear. "mmh~ I want more, babe, please can I have more?"

They don't even wait for your response, as one hand is already trying to undo their jeans. You follow their demands, slowly lifting yourself up to take off your pajama pants.

"Everything, please?" Mac rasps, and off goes your pajama shirt and your underwear. As soon as they lay eyes on your body, which they've seen before countless times, a soft "yes~" falls from their lips as they drink you in. "So hot, mmh! Fuck, I might overheat at this rate."

As soon as their boxers slid off their cock springs up hitting you right between your legs. Instinctively, you press your thighs together, wanting to feel their hardness against yours. You're not sure why but for some reason Mac's cock was always extremely warm, far too hot for a human you think.

Now that you think about it, Mac's entire body was hot, not hot enough to burn you, but a pleasant hot like a fresh pile of laundry on a cold night. But far too hot to be from a human body.

Mac's desperate whines cut off your train of thoughts.

"Why did you stop? Please keep going!" They ended their moans with a growl, their fingers digging right back where they belong, on your hips. Rolling your hips down against them.

"Oh God, why does this feel so good?!" You hear Mac breaking down behind you. You can imagine their eyes rolling back as you feel them nibbling on your shoulder and neck. "body always feels so good! so cool against mine! 'm not gonna last!" Their mouth quivers desperate huffs shaking more and more.

"Oh God!" They squeal rubbing as hard as they can cumming against you their cock squirting see it all over your body catching when the desk and your thighs.

You turn your body around and their face with kisses, seeing their flushed face was more than satisfying. Mac revels in the afterglow, A smile appearing on their lips, when they feel your pillowy kisses against their face.

They catch their breath and their eyes scroll down. "Oh... But I didn't make you cum..."

"No it's okay Mac seeing you finished this- Aah!" Your back arches Your back twists back And you look down to see their and playing between your legs.

"Who said I was done? Haha... I want more... I want to see you cum and I haven't been inside you yet... I hope you called off of work tomorrow"

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

knife is so ridiculous in the remaster i love him.... they ramped his murderfreak tendencies up to 11 and he's so funny for it. he accidentally kills lightbulb and goes "....siiiiiiick" like he just found out that a character in a video game explodes into meaty chunks when you punch them. surely his actions causing everyone to fear and distrust him will not have any consequences in the future and his "friends" will never be asked if they trust him to which they will say No, shattering all of his hopes that he had the potential to grow and change and finally become a better person ! that would be unfortunate ! oh well !

[cynimet]

Seeing a lot of people here on tumblr posting about how we should support Watcher and their dreams —

No.

They are a business, we are customers. We watched Ryan and Shane for Ryan and Shane. If they want to make absurdly expensive TV shows about other people, yes, that’s their right, and yes, good for them, but no, we’re not coming with them.

Good luck building up a whole new user base in a global economic crisis, fellas. 👍

[escespace]

Lancelot: How have you been? I feel like you recently acted a bit... strange

Merlin: I have no idea what you're talking about

Lancelot: So nothing is happening? Something for which you act like this?

Merlin: No, no, a lot of things happen all the time so I have no idea what you mean by "recently"

[jasper-unofficial]

CHILDREN OF ABUSIVE/NEGLECTFUL PARENTS IN QLs (w/ various lyrics from "The Horror and the Wild" by The Amazing Devil) ♡ WE ARE - PHUM ♡ MOONLIGHT CHICKEN - HEART ♡ PIT BABE - KENTA ♡ NEVER LET ME GO - PALM ♡ THE HEART KILLERS - BISON & FADEL ♡ PERFECT 10 LINERS - YOTHA & FAIFA ♡ US - DOKRAK

[rawliverandgoronspice]

Can you perhaps elaborate on the "Ganondorf should get to pummel Rauru"

As far as I'm recalling, we don't actually get that much of their issues in totk? We see leaders clashing, and then essentially Ganondorf kills Sonia and steals the secret stone, kicking off the imprisoning war. It's been a minute since I looked at the lore of totk (No Urbosa, so I'm nowhere near as invested as I am in botw) so I wouldn't be surprised if there's something big I missed, or even subtext I never picked up on

Sure! It's always very funny to me to receive the occasional ask like this, since I have been Renowned as a Rauru hater since release, but to briefly recap my perspective: I think Rauru was one self-conscious writing decision away from being the most compelling morally gray character in all of the Zelda canon, but unfortunately is heralded as being a near-perfect ruler (though even his imperfection is an extremely unclear and unexamined flaw that no character ever hold him accountable for --except for Ganondorf, and even what Ganondorf does call him out on is also unclear and also depends on translation because it wouldn't be a Zelda game otherwise) even though Rauru is mostly responsible, not only for his own problems, but also for everybody else's --including, crucially, Zelda's.

In a few words, he cannot be excused (like Zelda or Rhoam) by having to bear the weight of a kingdom for his poor decisions since, you know, he invented the damn thing (then of course maybe he would have to uphold the zonai legacy or something, and this is his motivation, but we don't know, since the game isn't interested in giving us this kind of information). His repeated invitations to the gerudos (and others but the gerudos are the only one not drinking the kool aid? which should be completely ok), being this new ruler of a brand new kingdom that didn't exist 5 minutes prior and yet feeling like he is somehow owed extreme levels of loyalty and devotion from everyone around him, being considered reasonable by the writing, is really baffling to me. Him dismissing Zelda's warnings (as tame as they are, which is just incomprehensible writing contrivences) even though he accepts that she does indeed come from the future, from a Hyrule ravaged by war, is crazy. Him running off to hunt and leave his priestess-wife in charge of the kingdom he founded on her lands while still speaking over her politically is.... sure a choice that was made in the writing. Him then choosing to warn Ganondorf that Link is a guy that exists and will kick his ass, is literally the reason why Link doesn't get the advantage and gets his arm destroyed. And then, in spite of all that, in spite of having the full picture, Rauru is vague and utterly unhelpful as a spirit while Link recovers, pondering that it's so sad that Constructs have to toil for all eternity for no purpose... :(

And like, yes Rauru, indeed Rauru, but maybe, just maybe, that should tell us something about how incredibly self-centered this goat-dragon-dude is --not realizing what he was imposing to his servants and people for his own leisure, in the name of his peace. I don't think he is evil, as in: he's not a cackling unsubtle and vapid caricature like Ganondorf is, but wow is this guy the most self-unaware and entitled character accidentally written in a game that fails to realize the absolute metric ton of red flags inserted in every single one of his scenes that I've... ever seen.

Again, if all of this was intentional, he would have been a masterful character. Maybe my favorite guy.

But the game destroying all other characters' interiority (and botw's worlbduilding) to tell this incredibly uncompelling tragedy about this super-cool perfect king and his series of completely avoidable failures... yeah, that really did not sit well with me at all.

Other posts about the topic that I've written previously:

A post about imperialism themes and aesthetics in TotK (I think it probably deserves an update with more specific historical examples)

A post about intent VS execution (especially re: good rulers and good kingdoms, and why this trope needs to be earned --contrasting TotK and EoW)

So yeah! Rauru. Weirdo guy. Compelling weirdo guy I think, but in a way the fandom really uhh disagrees with overall haha

[blueskittlesart]

*sigh* thoughts on Nintendo's botw/totk timeline shenanigans and tomfoolery?

tbh. my maybe-unpopular opinion is that the timeline is only important when a game's place on the timeline seriously informs the way their narrative progresses. the problem is that before botw we almost NEVER got games where it didn't matter. it matters for skyward sword because it's the beginning, and it matters for tp/ww/alttp (and their respective sequels) because the choices the hero of time makes explicitly inform the narrative of those games in one way or another. it matters which timeline we're in for those games because these cycles we're seeing are close enough to oot's cycle that they're still feeling the effects of his choices. botw, however, takes place at minimum 10 thousand years after oot, so its place on the timeline actually functionally means nothing. botw is completely divorced from the hero of time & his story, so what he does is a nonissue in the context of botw link and zelda's story. thus, which timeline botw happens in is a nonissue. honestly I kind of liked the idea that it happened in all of them. i think there's a cool idea of inevitability that can be played with there. but the point is that the timeline exists to enhance and fill in the lore of games that need it, and botw/totk don't really need it because the devs finally realized they could make a game without the hero of time in it.

[suspiciouslemur]

fifty million years later and this is all i've been able to do so far, plus the maybe probably magnae accessio dress she wears (begrudgingly)

[salty-we-never-got-mergana]

So rewatching "The Fires of Idirsholes", I realized the reason why it seems Merlin was out of character in killing Morgana was that when I first watched it I assumed Merlin felt he had no choice and had done the deed reluctantly justifying it as the greater good while still caring about Morgana.

Rewatching it the second time, I realized that in Merlin's point of view based on what the Dragon had said, Morgana had willingly been involved in the sleeping curse, at least according to the Dragon. Merlin does not have the knowledge that we, the audience, have that Morgana is ignorant and innocent in what is happening to those around her, but you can tell based on her expressions she seems to have an inkling that it might have to do with her. Much of her expressions throughout the sleeping crisis when she is with Arthur and Merlin is not only full of fear and horror, but also guilt. Horror that she might have unwittingly agreed to be part of a plot to help destroy her home due to her admission to Morgause that she would do anything to take Uther down, and guilt because this was her fault.

Whether Merlin recognizes her expressions or not, I'm unsure, but the moment the Dragon reveals Morgana's part, he automatically believes her guilty. The next scene has him looking at her with both anger, disdain, and suspicion. He responds to Morgana's genuine words of gratefulness for his friendship with coldness. I think she can feel his coldness, hence why she opens up to him in order to win back his trust that she must have sensed she lost without recognizing why. Perhaps due to the belief that her magic is protecting her or the fact that she's the magical person in the room in her own eyes, she felt Merlin was blaming her? Idk. Though deep down Morgana probably agrees since it seems to me she was having suspicions that the reason she wasn't affected like the others was due to Morgause and the fact she agreed to help Morgause take down Uther which she seemed to be regretting.

Merlin also notably abandons her when a knight almost tries to kill her, possibly hoping the knight would do the deed instead of he.

All of this points out that Merlin killing Morgana wasn't out of character. The moment he heard she was the source of the sleeping curse, that she was involved, was the moment he decided she was his enemy and that she had to die. And he was willing to let that happen. Their prior friendship didn't matter anymore. She was now the deceitful wicked and dangerous witch Kilgarrah claimed her to be and a danger to his destiny.

The only thing about Morgana he seems to feel is regret. In the end, when he was holding her as she was choking, he looked grief-stricken but also angry. I think he felt betrayed by Morgana for her actions and what she forced him to do but also sad and regretful that he had to kill someone he felt was similar to him. Someone who was once his friend.

Anyway, I guess that's why he never apologizes. In his mind, it was never his fault. She forced him to do it. He had no choice.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I bring a sort of "flawed female characters can be fun and enjoyable blorbos - both flawed in terms of having character flaws and in terms of having occasionally flawed writing" that it appears many, many, many people do not like

[bandomgay]

Who the fuck is paying for a subscription service for one YouTube channel in this economy Jesus Christ

[sleepyvib-es]

rick bringing percy and annabeth back in cameos just to consistently shit on their characters is enough to ruin my mood for at least a week

[ducktracy]

thumbs 'n reference sheet for this--i started to give up on Porky by the end of the ref because looking at him too long was making me laugh at how dumb and frumpy he looks next to Petunia. which is the entire point!

[ganondoodle]

game dev is such an alluring thing to try to do bc its a kind of media that allows for such an active and direct way to interact with others like most things just dont

im still dreaming of trying it every now and again but, among my other problems, i run into the more unique problem of .. not knowing or not wanting to start bc i cant find tutorials that teach me about how i structure code, where do i begin, where does a script go, what makes sense to seperate into its own piece of code and what should stay together, what do i do first?? i have found ones that teach you about single things but never really how to structure it all, how it should look like as a whole, and idk what mental wall i run into but i need to know before i can even try!! its the not knowing where to start that keeps blocking me bc i dont want to make a mess, i am very chaotic and code is something hard to get right and hard to untangle so i dont want to just .. do stuff that wont work

[arosetolivefor]

[liquidstar]

but for real i love adventure time bc in the face of shitty family members that are also space war criminals, most kids show protags would be all "guys lets not fight... we're family! we can be friends! peace and love!" but finn is like "im going to personally rip off my dads arm because i hate him"