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id-rather-be-an-outsider · 2 years

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Simps. And Dumbasses.

Eren Yeager x Black!Reader

summary: Eren Yeager is an absolute simp and has no clue what to say or do to get you to notice him, and his pride leads him to ask Connie, of all people, for advice.

word count: 4080 (including words in text messages)

a/n: I’ve been vibing to Sza lately and for some reason I’ve been inspired to write this, uwu. reader uses she/her pronouns? warnings are reader experiences bullying throughout her childhood, hint of a micro aggression but it could also be seen as ppl just making fun of her curls bc I’ve experienced that before, so it’s up to the reader’s interpretation, that’s it I think. enjoy!

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“You’re a fucking simp, dude,” Connie laughs over the phone, and Eren squeezes the bridge of his nose, knowing exactly the stupid face the baldie was making. Connie continues, “But hey, I don’t blame you. If I had a chance with a baddie like that, with a booty like that, I’d already be so much of a simp ya’ll would never hear from me ever again.”

“That would be such a blessing, Connie, truly. Please go meet someone hot and leave the group chat in peace.” Eren chooses to ignore Connie openly discussing his crush’s ass in favor of the cynical jab. “Anyways, are you gonna help me?”

“Uh, yea. Just be yourself. It works for me.”

“… But you’re perpetually single.”

“No I’m- oh wait, I am. Shit.”

“Did you seriously not know your own relationship status?” Eren blinks, falling back on his bed. “I just got a migraine from your idiocy.”

“I’m sorry that I fuck often enough to have to debate it, simp.”

“You’re a thot. And stop calling me a simp!”

“Then stop simping for y/n and just talk to her, dumbass!” Connie hangs up before Eren can retort, and Eren’s phone vibrates in his hand. He checks his messages and a text from Connie reads:

Eren scowls, furiously typing back:

Eren throws his phone away dramatically, already tired of Connie’s antics. A few seconds later, though, he picks it back up, texting Jean:

Eren rolls his eyes. How is he supposed to learn about you? Other than approaching you, of course, because that would just be weird and bad and he would look like a creep. At least, that’s what his brain has decided on a whim of anxiety.

Anxiety isn’t normal for Eren, even general nervousy isn’t. Sure, back when he went to Paradis Prep, he would get nervous for big tests if he wasn’t strong in the subject, but this is different. For the first time, he cares about what another person thinks of him.

Do you think of him, even? God, he hopes so. If you don’t then that’s really embarrassing. As he ponders this with a tinge of existential dread, a notification pops up on his screen. You tweeted a link to your Spotify wrapped, and a lightbulb goes off. Okay, not a lightbulb, more like a sign saying, ‘HEY DUMMY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS LUCKY OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW’ beat him fifty times in the face, but still.

He browses through the list, realizing he doesn’t recognize a single song. Jhene Aiko, Bryson Tiller, Megan Thee Stallion, Sza, Doja Cat and Isaiah Rashad. Definitely not his genre. Over the course of the day, he listens to the entire list, but one song specifically, titled ‘Pretty Little Birds,’ catches him off guard. He closes his eyes, letting the wind outside caress his face and letting the tide of the music’s highs and lows take him with them. At its end, he’s surprised to find himself with tears webbing down his face, and the next song makes it even worse.

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Armin hears music blasting from his shared dorm with Eren and immediately shakes his head, knowing it can’t be a good thing. He sends a quick text to Mikasa to let her know her brother is likely inconsolable, and opens it to hear ‘Garden (Say It Like Dat)’ by Sza breaking the sound barrier, and when he sees Eren laying on the bed, staring at the ceiling, he sighs. “Alexa, volume down.” Eren lifts his head up and glares at him, and Armin says, “Eren, what are you doing?”

“SOMEBODY HURT HER, ARMIN! Somebody made her feel unworthy, or like she was an imposter, or something just as bad!”

Armin furrows his brows. “And just so we’re on the same page, this is about… who?”

Eren scoffs, like it should be obvious. “Y/n. Who else would it be? You know I’ve liked her for forever, Armin.” Armin does know that, yes, but he also knows that Eren has spent the last several months adamantly denying his crush on y/n. Armin suspected it had a bit to do with him being scared of everyone teasing him for it, and a bit to do with not wanting to be beat to a pulp by Onyankopon for crushing on his little sister.

The man is pretty chill normally, but the few times he’s gotten into fights were when guys tried to make a play for y/n and he didn’t think they measured up. The fight between him and Porco is one Armin remembers well, mostly because everyone was betting on Porco then. Armin bet on Onyankopon and won quite a bit of money. All under the table, of course. He’s seen the way Mikasa obliterates people who come after Eren - he knew Porco’s infatuation for y/n would be no match against an overprotective sibling, and he was right.

Wait. Porco.

At the time of that fight he hadn’t considered why the two were fighting other than y/n being too precious for anyone by Onyankopon’s standards, but now he remembers Sasha mentioning y/n dumping Porco after dating for a month because of something disrespectful he did, which Sasha heard from Niccolo, a close friend of y/n’s fiercely loyal older brother.

As he ruminates on this, he debates telling Eren, but decides he shouldn’t. It’s really not worth the risk with Eren’s temper. Instead, he says, “You know, Niccolo is friends with y/n, and Sasha is starting to get closer to her. Maybe you could ask them if she’s actually in need of comforting. Since you probably won’t ask her yourself.”

“Who says I won’t ask her myself?” Eren retorts.

“Uh, do the last two quarters ring any bells for you?” Armin supplies, knowing he’s got Eren beat.

Eren concedes, “Okay, y’got me there. When is Niccolo going to Sasha’s next?”

“I feel like I shouldn’t tell you.” Armin grimaces, leaning toward not telling him.

“I’ll tell Annie you like her if you don’t spill the beans.” Eren threatens, his gaze ice cold.

“Tomorrow.”

“Thanks, ‘Min.” He says, getting up and clapping him on the back as he makes a beeline for the fridge.

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“So, you want to know about y/n? Why don’t you just ask her out?” Sasha asks as she carefully licks Niccolo’s special sauce off her fingers. She loves having a chef as her boyfriend. Every time he cooks for her she’s convinced she could die happy.

Armin warned Sasha that Eren was acting manic now that he’s finally admitted his crush on y/n. It’s cute to see Eren give a shit about something other than video games, and him coming over meant Niccolo would cook more, ergo she would eat more because Eren would be too busy talking to notice her eating his entire plate after finishing her own, so she doesn’t mind the intrusion.

“I already told you, I can’t just ask her out. Onyankopon would kill me.” Eren grits out between his teeth, putting a hand up to shield his mouth from Niccolo’s eyes.

Niccolo, who definitely heard what Eren said, supplies, “What? Onyankopon is a nice guy, he wouldn’t do that. Just don’t hurt her and you’ll be fine. He likes you.” He sits down across from Sasha, his plate lightly scraping on the wooden table.

“But what if I do hurt her? With my… with my…” Eren trails off as he looks for the right words.

“Idiotic tendencies?” Sasha quips, shrugging her shoulders at him when he gapes at her.

“Why is everyone so mean to me?” Eren asks the air, hoping for some sympathy.

“Because you’re an open target.” Sasha answers for the room as she steals a shrimp from Niccolo’s plate, avoiding his disapproving glare.

“Thanks for that vote of confidence.” Eren slumps.

Niccolo laughs quietly. When both Sasha and Eren look at him, he says, “Just communicate, Eren. Ninety percent of relationships fail because they lack healthy communication. Do you think Sasha would stick around for my good looks and cooking skills alone?”

“I would.” Sasha replies, pupils practically heart-shaped.

He glances over at her lovingly, “Okay, fair point. But,” Niccolo’s face grows serious as he shifts his attention back to Eren, “If you’re not a handsome devil like me who made it through Hell’s Kitchen, you need to make sure you have that on lock.”

Eren nods, all seriousness. Then, he meekly asks, “So uh, what’s her favorite food?”

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He’s a foot from your door, about to knock. Before Eren decided to do this, he DMed everyone who he knew was friends with you and wouldn’t spill the beans, or he crashed whatever activity they were in the middle of, only coming across one sock on a door during his investigation. He now knows your favorite colors, candies, food, he’s caught himself up with all your favorite animes and historical dramas, has familiarized himself with your hobbies, and knows your schedule practically by heart. He’s almost sure you’re home right now, and he hopes to high heavens that he remembered correctly what your favorite flowers are, otherwise the bouquet he’s holding will look pretty thoughtless. He can feel his stomach bubbling and he’s not sure if it’s from all the Sprite he helped Connie drink a few hours ago before the rest of the case expired, or if he’s just regular-anxious. Or both. Probably both.

He takes a deep breath, and knocks. After about thirty seconds, Hitch answers with a happy greeting. “Hi, Eren! Y/n will love those,” She chirps as she grabs his arm, pulling him inside. Hitch is one of y/n’s roommates and her best friend, but Eren knew she would want to help him. She’s always been a romantic. “She’s not here right now, but I’m sure she’ll be back soon.” He’s smiling, getting his hopes up just a bit, only for his stomach to drop when he rounds the corner. Yelena.

He knew Yelena was another roommate of y/n’s, but he failed to consider that she’s Onyankopon’s best friend - along with Niccolo, of course. The one person he’s been terrified of finding out this whole time, is sitting right in front of him on the couch, one leg crossed over the other, his fingers pressed together like he’s thinking deeply and a sly grin on his face.

“Hello, Eren Yeager. Sit. Let’s have a chat.”

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Onyankopon thinks himself to be pretty even-tempered, all things considered. He’s only ever gotten into a few fights in his lifetime, and they all were justified, in his opinion. You may occasionally beg to differ, but you’re his sister - it’s not like you’re always going to understand that sometimes he has to do things you won’t agree with.

Like when school bullies would pull on your hair when you were small, or put sticks and twigs in it, laughing at how your curls kept it in place. When you got older, you realized why he put them on their asses, even if it meant being sent home from school and being dubbed a ‘problem kid’.

When you hit puberty and those same people who used to mock you now wanted to be your friends, you thought nothing of it, thinking that maybe they’d grown out of that phase. That was, until Onyankopon came home with a black eye and a busted lip because your supposed ‘guy best friends’ were joking about running a train on you in the gym locker rooms.

You blocked them all the same night, and the next day, asked your teachers to move you across the room. You ate your lunch in your history teacher’s classroom, and you held your head high when you caught them staring at you despite wanting to cry.

You never paid much attention to the way they were more touchy-feely with you before, or at least, you would brush off your discomfort as them just being like that and you being weird because you had a hard time making friends when you were little, but after that you realized how they never respected your boundaries and seemingly viewed you as a slab of meat.

Onyankopon didn’t need you to tell him how you felt then in order to know it - he knew you - but he listened anyway when you told him your fears, your insecurities, your doubts. He also listened to your dreams and desires, and he swore to himself that he would make sure no one ever crossed your path who didn’t tick all those boxes for your ‘dos’ and ‘don’ts’.

Nowadays, you guys have a tight enough relationship for you to know, if Onyankopon says a guy isn’t worth it, he isn’t. Most people think you’re twins until he sets the record straight, but twins or not, he knows your heart.

He also knows that you’ve been crushing on Eren Yeager for a while now, your poor soul hoping he would ask you out, which made him sad since he knew Yeager would probably never do it - he knows Eren’s kind of an idiot. But, he did always think Eren was a nice guy. Definitely nicer than Porco, he thinks, who spent the week before being dumped by y/n getting too comfortable and making snide remarks about things he wished she could change, especially her lack of a want to get intimate early on in their relationship. Of course, you didn’t divulge that information to your brother until after you decided to dump Porco, but he still beat him up anyways.

Onyankopon’s mind stills as he observes Eren nervously wringing his hands, looking around himself at the environment, occasionally widening his eyes at Hitch who’s watching from the kitchen, very amused at the scene unfolding before her. As if he’s asking for help.

“So, uh,” Eren starts, his voice quivering a little as he swallows. Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. “Nice dorm you guys have here. I mean, girls, I mean, I usually use ‘guys’ as a gender neutral term but I don’t know if it would make you uncomfortable, but-“

“Eren!” Yelena stares at him grimly, before smiling gently and whispering, “Calm. Down.”

“Sorry.”

Onyankopon finally clears his throat (though he didn’t really need to, considering the attention was on him already), deciding on what to say. “So you want to date my sister.”

Eren nods meekly.

“Do you want to fuck her?”

“No!” Eren shouts, then corrects himself. “I mean, yes, I mean, if she wants to and we’re both capable of consenting, but that’s not- that’s not my main goal with it- that came out wrong, I-“

Onyankopon puts up a hand, effectively silencing Eren, who quickly clamps his mouth shut. Onyankopon can almost see the gears spinning in his head, and he wants to laugh, but he’s also kind of enjoying watching Eren turn into a blathering mess. “Are you… usually like this?” He asks, choking on a laugh he doesn’t want to release.

“Uh, only when I’m nervous. If you uh, need proof I’m not an idiot I can show you my GPA-“

“-Not needed. I know you’ve been on the Dean’s List every quarter. I always see your name when looking for my sister’s. Speaking of which,” He leans back comfortably, offering Eren a more friendly smile. “Why do you like y/n?”

Eren fidgets, stammering out, “Well, you see, I- We’ve a few classes together, and obviously the first thing I noticed was how pretty she is - and I mean really, she’s beautiful-“

“-AWWWW!!!” Says Hitch from the kitchen, before Yelena tosses another one of her murderous looks at her, after which Hitch opens up the fridge and pretends to browse around for a snack like she isn’t hinged on every word of the conversation.

“Continue.” Yelena urges, crossing her arms and turning to look at Eren next to her. She used to envy Eren’s abilities, until her own surpassed his. He’s not an idiot or anything, though - she’s just brilliant.

“Yea. Ummm, but what really caught my eye was how smart she was, and how passionate she was, is, about learning, and I know I’m probably not the person you see her potentially being with, but I really do like her-“

“Eren. All I want in a partner for my sister is someone who treats her how she deserves to be treated and values her like I do.” Onyankopon states.

For the first time during their whole conversation, Eren’s fiery eyes make an appearance instead of the ones where he looks like a scared cat. “Then I promise, Onyankopon, that is exactly what I will do.” And he can tell Eren means it. He knows that resolve, that fighter’s spirit - and it’s why he was secretly happy when he noticed the lingering looks you gave each other at social gatherings, both of you just oblivious enough to never catch each other in the act.

“Then you have my golden star. Don’t lose it.” He stands up, saying, “I gotta head out for work, but I’ll see you around, Yeager.”

Eren waves goodbye, and when he closes the door, Yelena and Hitch start chatting with each other, while Eren releases a breath he didn’t realize he was holding, sinking down into the couch cushions.

A few minutes later Hitch’s phone rings, and she answers it, mouthing ‘It’s y/n!’ Before saying, “Oh, yea? That’s totally weird. We’ll come and get you - we were gonna check out the Marine Biology Club anyway, Armin just started it and is looking for new members. Yep. See ya!” She nods at Yelena, and Eren looks between the two of them.

“Uhhh, what are you guys communicating that I don’t understand?” He asks, worried.

Hitch groans, “The vibes, Eren. Just read the vibes.”

Yelena says, “I compromised y/n’s key card this morning so it would stop working and we would have to walk down to get her instead of her showing up while we were still interrogating you.”

Eren sits in silence, wondering how the hell you compromise a key card. “So what do I do?” He settles on after a moment.

Hitch smiles at him. “Stay here and wait for her to walk in so you can surprise her.” She frowns, seemingly to herself. “Maybe hold onto the flowers so she doesn’t rationalize it and convince herself you’re not here to ask her out. And make sure you actually ask her - don’t just fumble around and drop the ball, because we’re not picking it up for you if you do.”

“Right. No pressure.” He says to them, but also to himself. He’s far too worried for a situation with only two possible outcomes.

“Good luck!” Yelena exclaims, cheery smile on her face as the door slams behind them, leaving Eren to his own devices for the next however-many-minutes.

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You can tell something is up from the way Hitch and Yelena give each other scheming little side glances, so you’re already shaking your head to yourself as you ride up the elevator to your dorm, which just so happens to be on the top floor, leaving you plenty of time to ponder every possible scenario before you open the front door.

None of that pondering prepares you to see Eren Yeager, holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers, standing in your living room. You drop your keys on the floor in shock, both of you just staring at each other like neither of you know what to do next.

“E-Eren! Hi!” You say nervously, then ask, “Uh… how did you get into my apartment?” You smile at him, then bend down to pick up your dropped keys, depositing them in your key tray and heaving your book bag onto the counter next to it.

Eren says, “I knocked and you weren’t here but Hitch was, so she let me in and then her and Yelena told me to wait. Oh! Uh, these are for you.” He holds out the bouquet, and you notice the wrapping around it is your favorite color.

You never realized how much Eren paid attention to you, the two of you only interacting through your friends. You feel your cheeks heat up, and you’re glad he can’t see you blush as you graciously take the bouquet from him. “Thank you, you’re really sweet. So, uh…”

“Sorry, right- erm… I should probably explain,” Eren stumbles through his sentence and if you weren’t so keen on him you might laugh at him, but you are, so you find it endearing. “I’m here because I want to go out. With you. I mean, um, I want to take you out. On a date.”

“Now?” You ask, a little surprised and confused, but not disappointed.

“No! I mean, I’m sure you’re busy right now, but if you’re interested in going out… with me… we could… my number! I mean- ugh.” Eren slides his palm over his face, sighing. “I’m sorry, I’ve never asked someone out before. How is this going?” He peeks at you through his fingers, hope shining in his eyes.

You laugh, and you don’t know it, but your smile causes Eren’s brain to melt down the rest of the way. “You’re doing terrible, but it’s really cute. I would love to get your number, and go out on a date sometime.” You wink at him, then raise an eyebrow after a few seconds of him standing there dumbly.

“Oh! Yea, here.” He retrieves his phone from his pocket, holding it out for you to type your number into his keypad, calling your phone when you finish so you have his number. You don’t know this, but Eren’s already put your name in his phone as “😍 y/n 🥰”, and will not let you see that until after your first kiss, but you’re no better.

After you say your goodbyes, which are full of you both giggling and smiling like drunk idiots, you look at your phone, copying his number from your recent calls and creating a new contact.

His name?

“💕 SIMP 💕”.

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avimuses · 2 years

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Things the D&D Campaign has said (Part 3)

“ And this is why I stick to pizzas. ”

“ ___ sent them over for their broken bones. ”

“ ___ belongs to the gays, now. ”

“ Ah, well, I suppose it’s understandable if it’s for a good cause. ”

“ They say archeology is a rather romantic profession, but really we’d date any old thing. ”

“ That’s terrible. 8/10. ”

“ For the love of all that’s good, do not eat the paint. That’s expensive. ”

“ Well, there goes plan B. ”

“ I want in on that plush pile, dudes. ”

“ I think that’s the bird therapy. ”

“ Stop dabbing at each other and stop him! ”

“ I keep forgetting wanton violence is frowned upon here. ”

“ I have no idea what the context for this is, but I’m glad to see you all so excited! ”

“ This is why we take ___. ”

“ Vibes too rancid, can’t see shit. ”

“ More like Detect Thots, amirite? ”

“ I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU VOMIT PEPPERONI YOU MISERABLE LITTLE CRETIN. ”

“ Listening to the bard as everyone else beats the shit out of a clown boy. ”

“ Homie, at least you didn’t have to see how he dressed. ”

“ THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU’D SAY, YOU DUMB FUCKING HORSE! ”

“ Help, I’m stuck in a party full of dorks. ”

“ I’m in hell, both literally and metaphorically. ”

“ Imagine knowing your left from your right. ”

“ Is this a meme or are we actually lost? ”

“ Haha! This pitiful fool is no match for my superior intellect! ”

“ Was it lucky? Considering I was doing a T-pose? ”

“ I think there’s a difference between a T-pose and a crucifixion. ”

“ I don’t know why I keep asking when y’all keep giving me answers like this. ”

“ I also ruined some guy’s life today but that’s not important. ”

“ No braincells only break-ins. ”

“ Can the forces of evil just stay dead for like five minutes? ”

“ Not him, he’s a dumbass. ”

“ The only poison is existence itself. ”

“ Kids, could you lighten up a little? ”

“ Update: ___ is eating the chess pieces. ”

“ I regret checking in on you guys, but at the same time I’m not surprised. ”

“ I leave you alone. For a few hours. And this happens. ”

#memes #rp meme #sentence starters #sentence starter #sentence starter prompts #sentence starter meme #rp #roleplay

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slapkorsesbaldhead · 3 years

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[Image ID: An edited version of the "Is this a pigeon?" meme. The man is labeled "motorbabies," butterfly is labeled "Bad Words," and the caption reads: "Is this good music?" / End ID]

[Image ID: an alignment chart with “edgy,” “depressed,” and “dumbass” along one edge, and “bitch,” “thot,” and “bastard” along the other edge. Edgy bitch: Mad gear and the missile kid

Edgy thot: The Cause and Effect.

Edgy bastard: The Love You Long Times.

Depressed bitch: Richard Ai Yai Yai.

Drepressed thot: Starving Mace Lizards.

Depressed bastard: Wizard Needs Food.

Dumbass bitch: Massive/Awesome.

Dumbass thot: Bad Words.

Dumbass Bastard: Vacation Adventure Society. / End ID.]

[Image ID: An edited version of the "are ya winning, son?" meme. A stick figure wearing a hat opens a door with dialogue reading: "Are you ok bro?" A stick figure kneels in the bottom right corner, almost obscured by messy black scribbles that cover the right side. Dialogue above them reads: "They wont stop playign Starving Mace Lizards". / End ID]

[Image ID: The "no fear/ one fear" meme. The first panel shows a man wearing sunglasses, a small smirk, and a shirt that reads: "No fear". A waving man approaches from the right. Panel two shows a close-up of the second man's shirt, which reads: "Richard Ai Yai Yai tries to make nightcore". In panel three, the man's expression has gone flat, and his shirt now reads: "One fear". / End ID]

[Image ID: The "I've had enough of this dude" meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Three men are standing in a room, with one pointing at a portrait of the Mad Gear and the Missile kid self titled album cover. The caption reads: "I've had enough of this dude." / End ID]

[Image ID: and edited version of the "first and second priority" meme. It shows words on a light grey background. The words read "Your bf/gf should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should ALWAYS be keeping the electric accordians away from The Cause and Effect." / End image ID.]

[Image ID: two images side by side. The left image is of a hampster running on a keyboard, with the caption "I wonder what my hampster will type." The right image is of a computor screen with words on it. The words read "Stop fucking playing The Love You Long Times." / End ID.]

[ID: am edited four pannel comic. The first pannel shows two people at a bar, talking to two different people off screen. They are speaking into the same word bubble. The word bubble reads "salutations bum bum from a greater northwest alley And reservations every person goes to steak house 8 pm you got your rickety bones I got my rickety hands-" and gets cut off at the end.the second pannel shows the two people facing each other, still speaking into the same word bubble. The word bubble reads "aaAAAAAA ba ba ba ba a a a a a medication buh buh and the way your eyes look into me lubriCATION can you turn off all the lights so I can see". The third panmel is a close up of the two people staring at each other. The fourth pannel shows them making out. / End ID.}

#mad gear and the missile kid #Richard ai yai yai #massive/awesome #The cause and effect #Starving mace lizards #Bad words #the love you long times #Wizard needs food #Vacation adventure society #danger days #ttlotfk #in universe memes #my post

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icecreamkink · 3 years

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watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.

feelings.

very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful

anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start

in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr

listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?

For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies

i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics

fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service

slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it

wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god wwx: :0

i lov them

through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart

in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back

my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think

no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD.

some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART

lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him

being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize

wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top

that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.

It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo, lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass, shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is, the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’, “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss

fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-

and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy

i have Learned. caves = gay.

accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)

the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it

early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin

EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it.

i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance

baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)

jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"

jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry

lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((

up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all

seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez

that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir

would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory LIKE

when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious

all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them

hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)

its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

they are SO insufferable pleeeeease

in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”

in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.

the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss

the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)

ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok

you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out!

jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)

i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha.

the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic

and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic

i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon

and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying*

The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears

wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh

me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”

its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE, and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕᵧ

everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice

ngl the sword flying looks very dumb

“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;

the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes

untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo

related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious

and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof

and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. )

highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.

lan zhans sad eyes tho :(((((((((

on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn

also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'

when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///

hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss

they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad

when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN

so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted

even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf

wwx: fucking w demonic energy jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)

the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid

wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)

LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k

take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood

zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth

cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!

wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn

everyone: brooding and fighting wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch??

showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no.

justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁

jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief

my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession

the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go.

“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”

"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd

also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. . . nice

yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON

they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((

wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer

both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w

;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all

wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience

the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected

on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY

lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;

they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together

also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy

wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg . spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation

did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins

jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;

i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . .

im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA

when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair

also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point

sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like ? ?

wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"

unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also so thrilling (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say)

and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris.

jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say

i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-

i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE

a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:

SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’

literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour

babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That

(not that the pain is over LOL)

lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’

“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......

and jiang cheng. being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance.

THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY

great now i made myself sad

and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all??? amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??

JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD.

and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it

enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏

jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him

babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future

one of the ?? things i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks

wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺

so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh

a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad

her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao

its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE.

like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby

and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???”

anjo sensato :(

xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...

the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof

song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn.

wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding.

THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change

should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells

the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is

u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever

BAT WEN NING

wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’

(they didnt) (yet)

DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.

i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again

also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever

mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy

also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious

i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something

jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he

the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock”

in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT

oh my god oh my god

the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead

lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞

also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck

i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...

poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'

ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth

wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face.

ME ON THE OTHER HAND"

the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*

"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard

not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho

i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...

re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?

idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling

i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again

jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god

and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night

i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not

jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'

the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl

never trust a dude with a fan.

nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself!

when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.

and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy

netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)

the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........

there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe.

that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities. *longest oh boi ever*

#m.#ANYWAY #ENOUGH TALKING #THIS IS SO LONG #LOL #but whatever this is MY performative journaling i do what i want #rambling impressions abt what i watch is a thing i do now? apparently??#cql #untamed #the untamed #fun fact that chat is named 'k keeps on babbling abt the untamed' and it STILL wasnt enough #also it took me 15 episodes to realize lwj was yibo #IT WAS V SHOCKING #i did not recognize him at a l l #but in retrospect he WAS the perfect choice

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-atsushi reblogs cute aesthetics, and dips his toes into academia. writes massive rambles in the tags, and later starts reblogging positivity posts and recovery tips. he’s got a couple mutuals he talks with a lot, and goes by the handle “CatSushi”, or just sushi. at one point, he mentions adopting a little sister, and makes small updates with her permission. stuff like “my sister made a lot of progress today in accepting that a traumatic event wasn’t her fault; i’m so proud of her you guys. she looks so much happier” or “guys my sister is the best! i came back from working late today and she made me a snack”. Kyouka knows about his tumblr, and occasionally asks how the ‘mutuals’ are doing, or makes art and wants atsushi to share it. Atsushi refers to her by K, to keep her privacy, but eventually the mutuals start calling her kitten and it sticks. he’s got a treasured piece of art submitted to him that illustrates him and kyouka as a lanky silver tabby and a fluffy black kitten with sharp claws.

-kunikida has a studyblr, absolutely. he also tends to get into discourse quite a bit, and is always looking to improve his views. his most popular post is a drunken 3 am shitpost saying “wait what the fuck sexual attraction is real? what the fuck”, to which the popular blog aroace-recruitment-station replied “we’ve got another one, lads” and it sort of blew up. he has complicated feelings on the porn ban, as he believes sex work shouldn’t exist in a perfect world, but the workers absolutely deserve to be protected from exploitation. (keep in mind that his views don’t reflect mine, and are influenced by his job and orientation)

-yosano has a blog originally created to document her recovery and vent, as she had a very long journey of recovery. she’s got a combination of “recovery is not linear and i’m so proud of you” aesthetics and “eldest daughter syndrome (gender neutral) (only child)” with a massive rant in the tags where she breaks down crying and recounts the trauma her parents gave her. she gives everyone in her life nicknames when talking about them online, such as “cat dad” “grey-ace detective” and “dumbass thot (affectionate)”

-dazai just makes incomprehensible shitposts. “just saw my ex again; i’d say he misses me but i’m pretty great at dodging.” “fuckign rats. hate them. set my cat and dog loose to get rid of it but they keep fighting each other.” “bi and high and ready to die but got the wrongsf snmuchsrooomsasdnjkjjsfd 97834”. the definition of a cryptid. the thing is, he’s never lied on there, but people assume he’s just making shit up. his url is something about amorous feelings for mothman because he thinks it’s funny.

-fukuzawa follows the cat cosplay blog exclusively.

-ranpo has figured out how to code his blog so well that no one knows what the fuck is going on. he broke the site and the tumblr moderators consider him a threat. he hasn’t been active in seven years because he binged heritage posts in a day and then got bored. attempting to reblog one of his posts will give you a scarily accurate psychological analysis based on your fandoms, sent to your inbox and formatted perfectly well and much longer than is permitted.

#bungou stray dogs #my new hobby is coming up with tumblr account ideas for fictional characters #it's surprisingly fun

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salvejoon · 4 years

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Milestone Celebration (In the style of Love Letters)

Hi everyone!

As I recently hit a milestone, I wanted to celebrate it with giving you a fic to enjoy and since I’ve done that (I hope you enjoy it), I wanted to do a lil’ something extra.

So why not write love letters?

To all my followers:

First of all, thank you for following me and partake in the craziness, the thirst, the dumb dumb thots and in being a fan of BTS. I truly hope you found me a tap on that follow button worthy. I truly appreciate every single one of you. The amount of love I have for y’all is too big for my smol body sometimes. I never imagined I’d even get above 50 followers but now I’m on the road to 600 and that may seem small to some but to me, that’s a fucking lot and I am still SHOOKETH!

You are all amazing in your own way. Don’t ever doubt that. You are worth it. You are strong. You are beautiful. You are talented. You are smart. You are capable. You are enough. And remember that I love you to Jin’s moon and back.

Anyway, you are all my lovely beanies. Please know that you can reach out to me anytime. xoxo

To all my beautiful bastards:

@yeojaa Dear Miss Erin. Have I ever told you that you are the best at hyping me up, knowing exactly what to say and when to say it? You are so amazingly talented, damn it. You are gorgeous. You’re always so sweet. You’re my hype Queen and my sister-in-thirst and I love you.

@papillonsgf Dear Miss Noor. First of all, how dare you be so lovely, lovely, lovely? So kind and sweet and tooth-rotting fluffy that I fear I get cavities? You’re talented and an amazing human being. I love you bub.

@cremeandsuga Dear Miss Kay. You and I, we are two peas in a pot. You’re so fucking funny (not as funny as me though) and I love that you can make me laugh. I love that I can reach out to you when I’m feeling down. I can rely on you to be there, so thank you for that baby. I love you so much. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! JUST ACCEPT WHEN I SAY YOU’RE PRETTY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE, YOU DUMBASS!!

@babybinnyboy - Dear Miss Dezee. Your thirst is... Immaculate. You are so badass. You fill my every day with such thirst, I cannot deal with it. Beanie gets tired too sometimes. Anyway, D, you are gorgeous through and through and I am so glad that we’re friends. I love you.

@thejooncrew Dear Miss Cocksleeve #2 Bucca. What is there to say other than I fucking adore your ass? I mean, you have the greatest taste in men. You religiously thirst over our man every single day and I respect that. You’re so helpful and always call out my ass when making a typo, so thank you for that too. And I love it when you send pics of your birbs. I love you or something...

@ppersonna Dear Miss Lindy. My wife. My sister-in-thirst. One of the people I look up to on this hellsite. You’re so talented and I am in awe at every story you gifts us mortals. You’re so sweet and loving and I hope you get everything you wish for in LA, baby. I love you.

@taetaewonderland Dear Mrs. Donna. I’m sure I’ve told you this before but you’re so talented. Like, so talented. I would fight a bitch for you, D, that’s how much I love and respect you. Thank you for bringing a little bit of joy into my everyday with your stories and yourself. I love you.

@xjoonchildx Dear Miss Ana. First of all, I shall now admit the massive crush I have on you. I admire you so damn much. I look up to you, ma’am. You’re to talented and amazing and sweet and I just love you, okay?

@sombreboy Dear Mr. Mino. Thank you. For what, you might ask. Well, for being there when I need to talk. For allowing me to ramble about shit. For nerding out with me. For giving me the small push I need once in a while. For talking about anything and everything. I love you.

@gukniverse Dear Miss LenLen. You’re a bright spot on my day, bub. You make me so happy with your cute messages and the pictures of your drawings of my biases. You’re an angel and I love you so much.

@hauntedlilies Dear Miss M. The fact that you can create such beautiful artworks while I’m over here, drawing stick men, is amazing. You’re so talented and you deserve all the recognition and love! I adore you and love you.

I wish I could meet all of you and give you a hug and tell you that you’ve made my stay here so much better and I hope we grow closer as time goes by and we can stay in touch even if this one day comes to an end.

To all of my other moots:

Do not fret, my darlings. Fore I love you all just the same. You all mean so much to me, even if we don’t interact that much. I love seeing you on my dash. I love reading your stories, seeing your pieces of art, reblogging your amazing gifs. Seeing you interact with your anons and followers and your own moots always brings a smile to my face. I love giving you all the praise and love you deserve because y’all are so talented.

You all deserve all the happiness in the world.

Respectfully yours,

Iggy

#milestone celebration #love letters #now I need to go cry in a corner because I am in the FEELS #I love y'all

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synchlora · 3 years

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time to re watch the meetup stream for the tenth time

#literally quoting this shit as it goes why i am like this #this is too much man #dumbass thots #quackity tag #karl jacobs tag

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bakugouscentedcaramel · 5 years

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🍺Drunk Bois Hour🍻

Since my birthdays comin on the 13th why not have some drunk Bois to be paired with a future drunk Val?

Bakugou

His guilty pleasure is a Bloody Mary

Average tolerance

Will 100% have drinking competitions

When he's plastered he'll fight anything, yes even himself, you might've held a mirror to him

Once tensions have passed expect him to ramble on and on about his hero work

Eventually you come up in conversation and he gets gushy

Really gushy

"Look at y/n. Aren't they beautiful? They're so *hic* gorgeous... I'm so lucky to have them... Wait a minute... who th- *hic* FUCK IS THAT HOLDING HANDS WITH THEM?"

"That's you Katsu, that's our picture, dumbass"

"Oi, only I can call people d-*hic* dumbasses, dumbass."

Midoriya

Long Island Iced Tea boi

He only had half his glass and he's wasted

Poor boy is so emotional

He goes from hyper fixated on something playing on the TV

To being emotional about you two dating

To laughing hysterically at someone falling

To crying over the fact that you two are actually dating

"I-im so lucky to be yours Y/n... Wait.. d-does that mean we.."

His eyes grow wide and a violent blush takes his cheeks hostage

"DID WE HAVE SEX??? OH NO, IVE GOTTA TELL MOM"

Cue you covering his mouth and trying to leave the now traumatized bar guests as Izuku keeps making little things into big deals

Todoroki

Negroni

He's a heavy weight surprisingly enough

But once he's drunk you better buckle up

Because now his filters off and he's a natural flirt

"Hey, Y/n, did I ever tell you how absolutely weak I am for your eyes?" He says while lifting your chin up to meet his eyes

Does the whole rolled up sleeves laying his head on his arm whole talking to you bit

You are 100% of his attention

He's touching some part of you at all times

Buys you drinks with innuendos ex sex on the beach

Expect a very passionate Shoto when you two get home

Sero

Margarita

He's an average weight party boi

Social drinker 100% of the way

"Listen Y/n, I'm here for a good time, not a long time" *proceeds to shotgun beer*

You have to be his impulse control

He will 10000% try Spiderman moves if you let him

You're trying to find him in the crowd when the Spiderman theme starts playing

He swings from a rafter and slaps into a wall

Looks like you have to use his own tape to tie him up before he hurts himself

"Y/n, I'm fuckin Spiderman!! You know what that means?!"

"what Sero"

"SPIDERMAN KISS! DUH"

Ok maybe you'll indulge just this once

Denki

Cosmopolitan

He's a lightweight in denial

"Just one more"x5

He's a frisky dunce

"Mmm Y/n, you look so damn sexy right now... Oh look, there's two of you! Doublleeeee troubleeeee~"

If only there was a camera for you to Office™ into

Constantly leaning on you for support and to flirt

Someone else started chanting "shots" and you had to drag him outside

"But Y/nnnnn I wanted to do a body shot off of your delicious curves~"

You really can't go anywhere with him

Kirishima

Moscow Mule

He's got a high tolerance

Social drinker

Once he gets drunk he's drunk for a while though

"Hey, y-you look a lot like someone I know..." Kiri rummages through his wallet to pull out a picture of you two, "You look a lot like my (wo)man..."

Bless him if you tease him and flirt with him

"I'll have you know, I'm taken! My heart belongs to *hic* my beautifully gorgeous Y/n.. y/n... Shit I need to call them.."

His face when your phone starts ringing is priceless

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Y/N YOU THOT???"

Now he's making a scene

Shinsou

Old Fasioned

He's got an average tolerance

He's super clingy when the whiskey gets a grip on him

"Y/n no, don't leave. I can't be by myself"

"Shin I'm just going to the bathroom"

"IM COMING TOO DAMMIT"

Finds everything hilarious

"Y/n" he's trying to hide his laughter

"Yes hon?"

"Your flys down" he bursts out laughing

"IM ON THE TOILET OF COURSE IT IS"

*unholy screech laughter*

Just call him a hyena because he's cackling

Dabi

Whiskey Sour

He's got an extremely average tolerance

Once the drink gets him he's drunk all night though

He's a flirty drunk

"Hey baby, you taken?"

"Yes Dabi"

"Damn we're already on a first name basis? And you're taken? Well good thing he's not around..."

Nearly slams his head on the bar twice

This long legged boi is looking like Bambi at the end of the night

He's going to need help walking to bed

"Oh looks like I'm getting lucky tonight dollface~"

"Dabi, we're dating already and I'm just helping you get ready for bed"

"So bold of you to take the lead like this doll~"

Frustrated sigh

Toshinori

Mimosa

You wouldn't think he'd be a lightweight but here we are

You also wouldn't think he's drunk, until he opens his mouth

"Y-y/n, y/n! Y/n.. listen.. I love you"

He's a lovey drunk

Constantly attached to your hip literally and figuratively

Tries to be sly and flirt with you but it doesn't come out right

Starts talking about his students and gets super emotional

"They're like my kids Y/n, our kids... Holy shit... We have 20 kids.. Y/N HOLY SHIT WEVE GOT 20 KIDS AT HOME"

"No Toshi that's not- TOSHI GIVE ME THE KEYS"

Aizawa

Manhattan

He's a heavy weight but his sleep deprivation makes him a lightweight

He's a neutral evil

Roasts everyone at the bar over small insignificant things

"you smell like a barber shop that caught on fire, please go outside and take care of yourself"

Nearly chokes on his Manhattan when you slip nearly off the barstool

He's laughing constantly

Not like a haha laugh but a fjeknsekkdke

Tell him knock knock jokes to make him really lose his shit

"You know Y/n, I've always wanted to tie you up in my scarf..."

"NOT NOW SHOUTA"

#bnha imagines #bnha x reader #bakugou x reader #todoroki x reader #midoriya x reader #mha imagines #mha x reader #kirishima x reader #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #kaminari x reader #shinsou x reader #dabi x reader #aizawa x reader #sero x reader #toshinori x reader

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babiekeiji · 4 years

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𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢’𝐬 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏)

This chatfic features Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Futakuchi, and the reader. There are no explicit romantic pairings involved!

warnings SWEARING, crackhead humor (i think) this might be long-ish

a/n hi everyone! this is part one of a collaborative fic i made with Ray @the-black-birb for Qee’s birthday <3 happy birthday qeeeeee we love love you so much!!

QeeDay Masterlist!

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

—♥️—

Sunday, 5:26 pm

akaashi created group [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi added applepi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy to [SILENCE, BOKUTO]

akaashi, applepi, and tetsubro are online!

akaashi: Have we decided on a venue?

applepi: didn’t we decide on a cat cafe..?

tetsubro: omg that was a joke

akaashi: The cat cafe doesn’t sound too bad.

applepi: ლ(´ڡ`ლ) cats...

akaashi: Where is Bokuto?

tetsubro: asleep

applepi: dying

akaashi: Okay.

akaashi: Kuroo, would you mind relaying the details of our party to Bokuto when he wakes up?

tetsubro: sure akaashi

akaashi: Thanks.

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Sunday, 11:38 pm

captain_daddy is online!

captain_daddy: HEY HEYY HEYYYY WHAT GOES ON

captain_daddy: oh …. everyone is asleep :(

captain_daddy: AW we’re going to a CAT CAFE!!!!!

captain_daddy: That’s gonna be so cute

captain_daddy: can i be the one to invite yn?!?!?!?!

captain_daddy: pleeeeaaaase (；´Д｀)

tetsubro is online!

tetsubro: how do you manage to hold a whole conversation by yourself?

captain_daddy: wdym

tetsubro: nvm...anyway

tetsubro: bro

captain_daddy: bro….

tetsubro: we have to invite yn to the cat cafe akaashi mentioned

captain_daddy: YES.

tetsubro: together.

captain_daddy: ://// it’s like u guys dont trust me or sum ting

tetsubro: BRO stop it's not like that

tetsubro: uh

tetsubro: since akaashi and kenma did the planning we have to do the inviting...like that

captain_daddy: OOOOOH

captain_daddy: TEAMWORK

tetsubro: … yea exactly we can’t let them down

captain_daddy: Okay!!!!!! leave it to me

tetsubro: no

tetsubro: wait

tetsubro: bo?????? hello??????

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Monday, 10:17 am

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: HEEYYYYY!!!!

waiyenn: HEY BO!! HOW ARE YOU!!

waiyenn: man i cant get over your user … what in the hell

captain_daddy: idk how to turn it back

waiyenn: ASK AKAASHI??????

captain_daddy: this not about him

waiyenn: ?????

captain_daddy: ANYWAY

captain_daddy: do u wanna

captain_daddy: go to a cat cafe with us!!!!!

waiyenn: sure !!!!!! of course !!!!!

waiyenn: cat cafes are the shit !!!!!!

waiyenn: will you pay for me !!!!

captain_daddy: YES!!!!! OKAY!!!!!

waiyenn: OKAY!!!!

captain_daddy: OKAY!!! THANK YOU!!!!

captain_daddy: akaashi’s going to be so happy that you said yes

captain_daddy: ok bye!!!!

waiyenn: bye !!!!!!

waiyenn: WAIT bokuto when are we going to the cat cafe????

waiyenn: …. bokuto??

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Monday, 7:53 pm

akaashi, tetsubro, and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: AKAASHI GUESS WHAT

akaashi: What is it, Bokuto?

tetsubro: bokuto i swear

tetsubro: it better NOT be what i’m thinking it is or we’re gunna have a problem bokuto!!!!!!!!

captain_daddy: what do you mean?? i think i did great

akaashi: Oh dear.

tetsubro: maaaan

tetsubro: (ーー;)

tetsubro: scratches head

captain_daddy: I invited yn to the cat cafe!!

tetsubro: MAAAAN WE WERE GUNNA DO THAT TOGETHER

captain_daddy: i already did

akaashi: What did she say?

captain_daddy: she said yes!!!!!!

captain_daddy: she also asked me if i was going to pay for her so i told her yes!!!!!!

tetsubro: ://///

akaashi: Okay, Bokuto. Thank you.

captain_daddy: see i can be dependable

akaashi: Yes you can, Bokuto

tetsubro: don’t inflate his ego akaashi

akaashi: Okay.

captain_daddy: what does that mean

captain_daddy: ?????

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Tuesday, 10:16 pm

applepi is online!

applepi: i have a bad feeling about this.

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Tuesday, 11:03 pm

waiyenn and futacoochieslayer are online!

futacoochieslayer: oi dumbass

waiyenn: no

futacoochieslayer: ???? u dont even know what i was going to say

waiyenn: whatever comes out of your mouth holds no substance

waiyenn: so no

futacoochieslayer: :/

futacoochieslayer: i was gonna invite u to ice skate w me on ur bday but ayt

futacoochieslayer: its cool

futacoochieslayer: aha ha

waiyenn: will you pay for me

futacoochieslayer: obviously dumb bitch (✿◠‿◠)

futacoochieslayer: its your birthday

waiyenn: wowee

waiyenn: ur so kind … suddenly i want everyday to be my birthday

futacoochieslayer: lol u wish

futacoochieslayer: see you this saturday at 1?

waiyenn: you bet

futacoochieslayer: ;)

waiyenn: ew no

waiyenn: bye asshole

[SILENCE, BOKUTO]

Wednesday, 8:26 pm

everyone is online!

tetsubro: i’m excited

captain_daddy: IM HYPED

applepi: you do remember that you’re paying for two people, right?

captain_daddy: ooh yeah lol

captain_daddy: suddenly im not so hyped anymore

tetsubro: ayyyy dont be like that

akaashi: Bokuto, could you check with yn just to make sure we’re still on for this Saturday?

captain_daddy: i’m pretty sure we are

akaashi: Yeah but could you please just ask her again

captain_daddy: okay

applepi: something’s fishy

tetsubro: I KNOW crying crying

applepi: why would you type out crying crying lol

tetsubro: idk the emoticon for crying

applepi: T-T???? ;-;??????? UnU??????? (ಥ﹏ಥ)????

captain_daddy: why do you guys doubt me so much TT TT

applepi: see even bokuto got that shit right

tetsubro: OK MAN i get it TT TT

captain_daddy: bye im gonna go ask yn if we’re still ok for this weekend

captain_daddy: even tho i know we ARE

tetsubro: yea right

captain_daddy: >:(

akaashi: Thank you, Bokuto

[DIRECT MESSAGE]

Wednesday, 8:44 pm

waiyenn and captain_daddy are online!

captain_daddy: WOI!!!!!

waiyenn: OY!!!!

waiyenn: BOKUTO!!! what’s up

captain_daddy: heyyy aha ha

captain_daddy: we’re still going to the cat cafe this saturday right??

waiyenn: huh

waiyenn: ??????

captain_daddy: yes for your birthday silly!!!!

captain_daddy: remember u said yes

waiyenn: ohh

waiyenn: that was this saturday???

captain_daddy: yes??? did i not tell you

waiyenn: you left before you could TT

waiyenn: how long would we be there? lol

captain_daddy: i remember akaashi mentioning 11-2 PM

waiyenn: ……..

captain_daddy: aha ha dont be playing me like that yn

captain_daddy: ha ha …… haha ha…

waiyenn: . about that

captain_daddy: NOOOOO

waiyenn: i made plans w futakuchi since i didnt know when we would go ;-;

captain_daddy: BRUHH

waiyenn: IM SORRYYYYSKSKSK

captain_daddy: gn the boys nd i r gonna go take a sad nap rn

waiyenn: U NEVER TOLD ME WHEN

waiyenn: I THOT IT WOULD BE AROUND THIS FRIDAY

captain_daddy: streaks dhmu :(

captain_daddy: bye i gtg disappoint akaashi again ;(((

waiyenn: omg ur so DRAMATIC

waiyenn: why don’t u just COME WITH US

waiyenn: HEHE u and akaashi and kuroo and kenma

captain_daddy: oho ho?

waiyenn: me and futakuchi were gonna go ice skating this weekend to celebrate my birthday

waiyenn: yes bitch the more the merrier !!!!

captain_daddy: YES !!!! OKAY !!!!!

waiyenn: yes !!!!!! good !!!!! this sat from 1-3

waiyenn: lmk if you guys are free!!! ^^

captain_daddy: okay!!! :D

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fandom-blackhole · 3 years

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I'm back from my mandatory two day socialization recovery period required for all socialization even if I enjoy it. It's time for some Mermaid!Din au thoughts (No thots unfortunately but we'll live)

First off I love the isolation that the reader faces because of the lighthouse they live in. And I love how the townspeople being nice to the reader help give them a reason to stick around when weird things start happening.

I love how it took months before anything strange starts happening, like were Din and Grogu just not around or were they observing the reader. Did Din ever try to stop Grogu from damaging the lighthouse or did he let the little rascal do as he pleased.

· And gosh I love the idea of reader dressing in old worn clothing, a knit sweater with fraying sleeves, sweat pants covered in paint from repairs, an old windbreaker to help keep the cold out. It makes me heart all warm and fuzzy.

Edna, who i've head cannoned as this series Miss Chatham (H2O: just add water charter) is honestly life goals. Like live near ocean - check(ish), have rare knowledge that can be used to help new person - check, being just slightly spooky -amazing. And is that a little matchmaker I see her playing? I love it.

Then Grogu being injured :( I bet that Din is absolutely being eaten alive by guilt even though we all know it’s not his fault and he does literally anything he can to keep Grogu safe and happy.

And In love how Din is venerable enough to ask for help, like he recognizes that this is something out of his area of expertise so he goes to the person he knows is “safe” to get help. He’s humble enough to admit that he needs help and is not capable of doing everything for Grogu. And being able to admit that is an important life skill that not enough people have.

· But even after he ask the reader for help he is still hesitant which shows that even though hes trusting reader he will still kick (is it still a kick if its with a tail) the readers ass if he hurts him.

“But you can help him” Oh my heart the trust in that sentence. Like Din just heard, “so yeah I can help your son but I have to take him somewhere it will be hard for you to follow. And he needs to stay there for at least a week, and even if you manage to come its going to be so far from your natural element.” But he was still on board with the plan. And then he goes to climb on the rock so he can drag himself all the way to the light house because he can’t let his little boy go alone even if it means hurting himself to do it.

Reader was smart af for doing the old blanket slipperaroo trick

Reader immediately knowing something was up when she walked into town is so realistic. She literally is hiding a massive secret at her lighthouse of course anyone would be on edge walking back into society. Especially a society that already knows a little something about the secret. But them to amplify it. Miss Chatham to the rescue. She knows that reader is up to something and she uses her powers as an old lady with lungs and karen potential to scare off the problem for a little bit. The reader just placed so much trust on Edna by straight up telling her that she's housing Din and Grogu.

· Also that fool browsing the menstrual hygiene rack, like dumbass. Is this your way of making him miss every shot? Because we know that storm troopers are well known for their ability to miss every shot so making him automatically turn to tampons? Genius

Cashier for the win, like beep beep bitch now pay up

The "cyare" omg and then the reader warning Din about the cookies and him being so curious about them. The way Din is so perceptive of the readers mood that he is already able to tell that something is wrong. It was such a smart idea to have the reader lead with asking him to give her a small chance to calm down about what happened in the town.

Din and the reader low-key flirting and teasing each other at the end is so adorable. Grogu with the cookie absolutely melts my heart like of course that boy is hungry.

So this is a slightly polished layout of my stream of consciousness while reading this. Does it make sense? Probably not. But I love this idea and you have done it justice.

Ahhhhhhz thank you for all of the lovely thoughts and compliments, im glad you like my story and I hope it continuesto meet your expectations!!!! And you made perfect sense darling!

To reply to some things:

Honestly, I chose the isolation for two reasons, 1- it made sense, especially for how the plot is going to play out, privacy and isolation is needed, and 2- im introverted and I like being alone, so I just projected

The town's people are great! They are used to having lighthouse keepers just up and leave because of all the weird stuff, so the second that one sticks around they were all overjoyed, because like I said, a lot of the people work on boats fishing so the lighthouse is super important to them

Din did wait and observe the reader, wanting to know what to do when to attempt to scare them off. But also like no, he tried keeping Grogu away from the lighthouse as much as possible, not knowing what the reader might do to him, and just being a protective father, but we all know Grogu is a little shit and he snuck out before Din could stop him

Reader dresses in the COMFIEST clothes, and honestly, I am very much a sweater and comfy leggings kind of person, so again, something I am projecting

I love that you and everyone is loving Edna, she is definitely one of those cool old ladies that sneak you treats and shenanigans when no one is looking!

Also because idk if anyone has pointed it out.... in the last chapter I thought I was heavily hinting at it, but maybe it was more subtle than I thought, Edna and her MERMAID were alot more than friends *wink wink* she's gay as fuck and thats why she made the joke about not liking NUTS

Din loves Grogu, in and out of this AU, and it was 1000% not his fault that Grogu got hurt, in fact he was trying to protect him! Din definitely panicked and the first person that came to mind was the reader, and while he didn't know them, he knew for some reason they were safe to go to for help (as well as knowing the lighthouse would be a good place to hide while some things cooled down 👀), but Din will always be cautious because he is scared for his son

Din is just *chef's kiss* 👌, an amazing father who will do ANYTHING for his son, no matter what it takes

The whole blanket thing literally came from my childhood, thinking about how my sisters and I would drag eachother around on blankets, and I just thought it would be great for this scenario

Like the reader is gonna get real paranoid during this series, im not going to lie to you, things are gonna get rough, but Edna is the MVP she's one of those people that could pull your darkest secrets from you just by glancing at you, and the reader pretty much assumed she was safe to talk to after she had informed her about the food offerings

Ok ok, as for the dudes, I was too lazy to look up their names and stuff but they were these dudes from season 1 that gave Din Grogu's bounty: the first dude is the one 'hiding' in the women's hygiene section

Din is just obsessed for human food at this point, and he feels things for the reader even of he doesn't want to admit it quite yet

Din also may be oblivious as fuck, but he's also observant, hes a bounty hunter for fucks sake, he needs to be able to pick up on these things, so yes in my stories Din is really good at picking up on emotions, even if he doesn't fully know how to react to them

Im aiming for a slow burn foc, but to be honest with you all, chances are it is going to be a regularly paced romance, which for my writing is slow paced, so yeah the idiots are flirting and teasing eachother, but also like they will not be talking about or admitting feelings for at least a few more chapters

Grpgu deserves all the cookies!!! He's a growing tadpole, who has been magically healing himself while in a coma like state, so he hasnt eaten in days, and if he wanted he'd probably be able to devour 2x his body weight and then some, so a few cookies recieved in some kind of mysterious way are well achieved

Merman!Din Tags: @writeforfandoms @ahopelessromanticwritersworld @honey-goth @mando-abs @lux-cream-67 @rachelle-on-the-run @katcharm @ladamari68 @bluegalaxyprime @my-life-as-a-bird @altarsw @zarakem @stargazingthenightaway

(Added the taglist in case any of you guys wanted to read over my thoughts and things bc I have some hcs and cleared somethings up ypu may be wondering about)

#merman!din djarin #merman au #merman!din x lighthouse keeper!reader #and tadpole!grogu

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hey i was wondering if for one of your fun lil headcanon things you could do one about what happens when girls are allowed at welton and how the lovely poets react

the gates of Hellton are now open for girls, because equality, and the sheer thirst, will, and valour of bisexual legend Charles Dalton.

on the first day of classes, it’s is well, to put it simply, chaotic, because no one is paying attention at all, they’re like Anthropologists studying humans from a different plane of existence (that’s hyperbole please don’t kill me)

Charlie and Knox are ecstatic. absolutely over the moon. because they are thirsty thot bitches and girls at welton means double the chances of them shagging some hottie. (and they succeed)

Todd and Neil are indifferent. they’re gay as hell. but find them interesting nonetheless, so end up making quite a bunch of (positively lesbian) friends. bonus points for chugging that respecting women juice.

Pitts is hyped at first, but then gets bored. “girls are complicated. i’ll just stick to my weird science experiments.” so he sticks to his science experiments, which leads him to making one (1) solid friend, who later becomes his girlfriend. (strangers to lovers, 20k, slow burn)

Meeks is too whipped for Charlie to care, tbh. he may be a flaming bisexual, but he only has eyes for his favourite saxophone playing dumbass. also chugs that respecting women juice everyday. he makes some nerd girl friends, though, because science. they constantly tease him because of his huge crush on his fellow poet, which leads to developments, if you catch my drift.

Richard is just like “ah, fucking hell. :/” and is annoyed because iTs dIsTrAcTiNg aNd iM nOt GaY nOr aM i A WhOrE LiKe yOu, DaLtOn. but then he develops a crush on his classmate, and doesn’t realise it’s a crush, and gets even more annoyed because he just can’t get this girl out of his head and so finally gives in and goes to Knox who makes him realise that he’s ~in love~ and then shit gets real.

#i'm tempted to write this and make some lovely ocs but i don't think that's the best course of action #considering the amount of time it took for me to answer this ask #and it was just headcanons it will take me years to write that shit #and i have my hands full with two dunkirk aus already #but i'll get there someday #im just lazy and unmotivated lots of times #dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #steven meeks #gerard pitts #richard cameron #May 2020 #drunk poets society shots

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pvtcakebagmcgee · 4 years

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“After The Fall” rambling thoughts -- Spoilers

Finished the latest book. Took my sweet ass time cuz it’s the only RWBY content I’m gonna get til the actual series returns. I’m mostly gonna go over characters and the shit that I care about.

For one, I think the book was overall better than the first book, but took longer to get off the ground. Let’s talk characters and teams.

Headmaster Theodore - an absolute unit and I love him. Show boater and hard headed through and through.

Rumpole - She’s pretty cool. She’s got the Midas touch that turns shit to gold. She’s the voice of reason to Theodore.

CFVY - About as expected. Minor insight into Velvet’s past with her dad. Fox is still as troll-y as the first book. Yatsu hasn’t really changed much from the first book. Coco’s insecurities are still worked on, like seeking validation from her elders like Rumpole.

SSSN - Mixed feelings. Sun’s character felt like it was being attacked but I guess it only appears that way because Sun hasn’t really interacted with Sage and Scarlet in the show as their real relationships weren’t really explored until now. Sun’s an idiot but he looks like a bigger idiot in this book. Scarlet got a lot of time in the book to explore his feelings. Most of his anger towards Sun was that he was a crap leader that always does what he wanted without much regard to his team. Sage was basically non-existent, freaking Nolan from BRNZ got more development than he did. Neptune is basically the same from the show but we get insight to his fear of water in that he couldn’t control it and nearly killed his brother with it.

CRDL - M.I.A. They either went to Vacuo or they didn’t.

ABRN - Words cannot describe how happy I am to see that ABRN is in Vacuo. The prospect that they are coming back in the future volumes excites me! Fan imagination of ABRN seems to be close to the mark. Arslan is strong, serious, no bullshit type of leader who has to look after her dumbass teammates (hence the whole mama Arslan). Reese is brash, happy-go-lucky but pretty bad at everything not related to fighting. Bolin made a brief cameo and Nadir was MIA. I swear to god if anything happens to this team like the next team I’m gonna cover, I will quit RWBY.

BRNZ - Welp. Redheads, or other shades of red, aren’t safe. Everyone on the team except Nolan was killed at Beacon. I had a theory going on that they got separated during the attack and a majority of them got killed with like 1 or 2 surviving. I was mostly right, I just wasn’t right on who the survivor(s) was (you can guess who I was rooting for if you look at my past works). Surprisingly, Nolan got some decent character development, short, but enough to make you really feel for the guy -- even though he ran away from Beacon. The details of his teams fate wasn’t covered, so take it what you will. Nobodies dead in my eyes until there’s a body (unless they get disintegrated right in front of your eyes). Would’ve liked if they touched on how he managed to make his way back to Vacuo but maybe in the future if there’s gonna be another installment. I’m still salty af that May died.

NDGO - This team got me feeling all kinds of things. Volume 3 didn’t show them at the Battle of Beacon because these THOTs just dipped right the fuck out. I thought Nebula was the nice girl of the team seeing that small interaction with team SSSN but nah, she’s a total ass hat along with the rest of NDGO. The only character that has any chance of redemption is Octavia simply because of the interactions she’s had with Velvet. If anything, Octavia is just tsudere af because she seems to tolerate Velvet enough and is willing to work with her and even expresses some concern. If anything, NDGO seems to be severely misguided like the rest of the Vacuan and Shade students which I’ll touch up on briefly at the end.

Carmine - Bertiliak - Carmine still is a really sassy a-hole and I surprisingly liked Bertiliak even in his limited time. He’s still an asshole, but he’s straightforward and blunt and was willing to help. Even if it’s either out of sympathy or convenience.

Jax - Gillian - the real baddies of the series. Jax is a manipulative, power hungry, greedy psycho which goes in line with his semblance of Mind Control. Gillian has the ability to siphon aura and augment others. She’s kinda got Jaune’s Semblence except she can siphon and transfer aura to herself or any individual she wants. These two’s heads are so far up their asses it’s kinda baffling. Gillian’s whole shpeel is that she loves oni-chan and Jax manipulates her to his plan though, granted, Gillian even stated she’d do anything for him anyways.

Other Characters - Eh, they’re just sorta filler for the whole re-initiation debacle so not much going on with em.

Vacuo - Vacuo in general is pretty xenophobic. They hate everyone that isn’t Vacuan. They despise Atlas the most and some shun the use of Dust and any technology used by the 3 other kingdoms. The scars of previous generations exploiting Vacuo actually show pretty well. Built way better here than the whole Faunus racism narrative in the actual series. Vacuans have a hard time moving past all the bad shit that happened to their nation and aren’t keen to outsiders making themselves at home or helping them. This makes sense as to why NDGO and practically no one from Shade stayed to defend Beacon. It isn’t their fight and are under no obligation to help defend the other kingdoms because of past scars.

Conclusion: Lots more world building, definitely would recommend the book to fans. Lots of characters who haven’t been seen in-awhile are coming back. Don’t expect to be blown away by the story which is mostly serviceable. Would’ve liked to see more of Sun’s past and the “Dojo” involving his cousins and also would’ve liked if they didn’t make Sun that much of a dumbass. Sage being sidelined sucked as Scarlet seemed to get quite a bit of love throughout the book. The book bouncing between a bajillion character perspectives made it pretty confusing and under developed the arcs they had going on. Even in book format, RWBY’s expansive character roster is still a crutch for writers. I still liked it overall mostly because of character interactions and the world building so I give it an 7.5/10. Those 2.5 points lost is because May is dead, but unless there’s a body, she ain’t dead to me.

#RWBY #After The Fall #spoilers

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