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we have lost the plot. the plot has been lost. the plot is long GONE.
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wallbang-buzzkill · 1 year
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we're all just part of someone's elaborate plan, chess pieces in some grandious scheme
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simply-ivanka · 2 months
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junebugdunes · 7 months
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POV: you ordered pizza two months ago
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uncanny-tranny · 5 months
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Brought to you because of my searing hatred for the DEA 💛
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jatp-scrapbook · 6 months
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carrie, co-president of the julie molina fan club
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Vote Kristen Applebees for Class President
Justice for Lucy Frostblade
Justice for Buddy Dawn
And
Fuck Kipperlilly Copperkettle
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userchappell · 2 years
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shows I love that end up getting cancelled after one, two, or three to four seasons at most is my curse at this point. and it all started when my babysitter's a vampire got cancelled on a cliffhanger back in 2012
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sugawara--san · 2 months
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all these villains in korra and it's president raiko who it's on sight with
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godisarepublican · 19 days
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New Ukrainian Terror Attack!
In an attempt to destroy a nuclear power plant, turning it into a Weapon of Mass Destruction -- a Radiological Bomb -- the Ukraine launched yet another drone strike against a Russian nuclear reactor.
This is going to touch off a nuclear response.
For real. Eventually the psychotic fascists in control of the Ukraine are going to succeed, and Russia is going to retaliate with tactical nuclear weapons.
Here's an extremely biased LEFTIST source. It's trying it's hardest to spin the story as anti Russian and pro Ukrainian, which means even LeftTards should be able to accept the truth: The Ukraine is out of control. They are trying to spark a nuclear war with these attacks. They are attempting to turn the nuclear plant into a radiological bomb, rendering vast areas uninhabitable while slowing murdering everyone exposed to the radiation with cancer. <link>
THE UKRAINE CANCELLED ELECTIONS! Google it. It is not a democracy. They are a fascist state that cancelled elections -- just like Hamas did in 2006 -- and they've cracked down on thought criminals, such as the Russian Orthodox Church.
Oh, wow, religious persecution! And cancelled elections. And terrorist attacks, including attempts at turning nuclear plants into Radiological bombs. It's almost as if fascists aren't good guys...
Anyway, Biden saw all this and, guess what? He's already agreed to "Sell" the Ukraine weapons which we all know you are going to pay for, not them, because why would Biden care about the constitution?
Only the House of Representatives can appropriate funds...
And why oh why would Biden even want to push us closer & closer to a nuclear war with Russia? I mean, besides the fact that he's senile and takes his order from Europe, which has already announced plans to annex the Ukraine.
Google it: The Ukraine join E.U.
That is and always was the plan. The EU engineered a fascist coup, back in 2013. Then they wait for the civil war to subside and roll in, annexing the breadbasket of Europe. But Putin nixed European expansionism. That's why Europe ordered Biden to sell them all the American natural gas, at super cheap prices, and drown us in the Ukraine.
Europe is always willing to spend to the last American dollar, fight to the last American life!
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It's really funny how Gale clearly has more haters than Snow.
It's strange how Snow has sympathizers even. Don't get me wrong, I love him, he's so well written and I thank Suzanne Collins' pen everyday but being a great character doesn't make him a good character...? Tom blyth did an excellent job and I have nothing but love for him. But people act like his Snow and Donald Sutherland's Snow are two different people. I personally don't think Snow had an ounce of goodness in him, or anything to question his fucked morals. That man made deliberate choices. He took the wrong actions on purpose. He chose himself over doing the right thing each time. Sure he was shaken up by Sejanus' death or killing for the first time in the arena (remember though, that made him feel powerful, that says a lot), but that didn't stop him from choosing to do that again. He got worse with time. He was always evil just not accustomed to the consequences I guess? There's not a lot of gray area when it comes to Coriolanus Snow. The sympathizers (there are SO MANY on twitter) often forget that Tigris went through the same things and still chose to be better. Snow was always a terrible person. I can't think of a suitable way to add his inner monologue to the movie but honestly that would have helped immensely because HIS THOUGHTS ARE ALWAYS INSANE and give so much insight into his growth...from a bad person to a far worse person.
Gale on the other hand is a product of war. War has no winners and Gale is the prime example of that. Sure he fought for the "right side", he fought for his people, he fought to save lives but that's didn't protect him from getting innocent blood on his hands. Gale also took the "wrong" actions I guess but unlike Snow, I don't think he had a choice. As Katniss said he's fire, like her. He fought because there was no other option, and he went in with all his heat. He got burned too. He lost a lot, putting aside Katniss, the PTSD and the trauma. He deserves to get shit for killing civilians but there was a lot behind that awful step than just "Gale evil, Gale wanted people (read Prim, most of the fandom would not have cared if it wasn't Prim but that's a topic for another day) dead."
Gale is a far more complex person than Snow (I didn't say character because I'm not talking about writing, ofc the villain is better written than a supporting character ) and he deserves respect for that. I think the early/mid 2010s shipping wars did a lot of damage to his rep. And all this is coming from an everlark shipper so just think about it for a second.
Ignore typos it's 3:31 AM. Thank you for coming to my Ted-Talk. I do not respond well to constructive criticism.
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count-doodoo · 20 days
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you ever just like. yeah this is my blorbo comfort character. they are poor little meow meow. objectively they SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH but unfortunately they got me through A Time and played a crucial role in my Character Development so. yes i hear you, you're right. they were THE WORST (actually they weren't the worst but yeah you're right they did suck but we have to consider the problems inherent with the writing because really they were mistreated by the narrative and anyways it's incorrect to place the the blame for all of--- ahem). that said. i'm going to have to ignore you while screaming LALALALALALALALALALA because my poor soft little heart cannot take the slander truth.
anyways reminder that yeah in fandom you can actually just block shit and also honestly be as fucking delusional as you want about characters and their au potential, no moral strings attached. (as long as you aren't cyberbullying anyone over it, y'know. or trying to prove Real World points with your blorbos.) there's no moral prerogative to Not Look Away or have the Correct Take or whatever you can just. dip. or live in your extremely not-canon-compliant aus. it's all good.
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I truly wish I had any artistic talent just so I could lowkey redo all dramione fanart with Astoria because oh my god the ratio of dramione to drastoria fan content is so heartwrenchingly depressing
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kiame-sama · 7 months
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Customer: are you guys ready yet?? How much longer is this going to be??
Me: we open at 5:30.
Customer: I was told 5am. So open up.
Me: we open at 5:30.
Customer: I was told 5!
Me: 5:30.
(I don't give a damn what you were told or by who, because they are obviously wrong. I work here and know what time we open, I do not work on your schedule. Don't you dare try to tell me what time we open when you are the one with the wrong info.)
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etfrin · 3 months
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young! Coriolanus Snow x desi! Reader moodboard
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ki inka aashiq, mein ban gaya hoon mujhko basa le, inme tu I have become your lover, keep me in your eyes mujhse yeh har ghadi, mera dil kahe every moment my heart tells me that tum hi ho uski aarzoo you are its desire mujhse yeh har ghadi, mere lab kahe Every moment my lips tell me that teri hi ho sab guftagoo only talk about you all time
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divine-knight-hand · 4 months
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On my walk home from a shitty day at work (I couldn’t get out of the building fast enough and was on the verge of crying), something caught my eye in the grass. I vaguely recognized it as President Loki’s pin, though it looked worn and dirty. I kept walking, but I couldn’t get the image of it out of my head, so I turned around to look for it again. I walked around in the grass until onlookers probably thought I was crazy (I saw a lady walk by with her dog, lmao), but I couldn’t find it again.
If Loki’s out there and trying to get my attention, then of course he has it! If not, then I definitely just had my first stress-related hallucination.
But, as odd as it was… the experience was a bit comforting.
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