#and the tornado thing

[agender-wolfie]

John: “You need to confess!”

Me: “When we were kids, I used to tell my sister that raisins were just bugs without legs because I wanted all the raisins!” 😭

John: …

Me: “And then I told her the only reason we got tornadoes is because they jumped off from the moon!” *intense sobbing* 😭😭

John:

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

[aroaceleovaldez]

chewing on big 3 kids being capable of absolutely devastating natural disasters and apocalypse-level outbursts of power.

Percy who creates hurricanes complete with lightning that pummel titans and flooding and whirlpools that can trap god-powered crocodile kaijus. Earthquakes that erupt volcanoes. Hazel who sunk an entire small island entirely on her own with her final breath, against giants and a primordial goddess of the earth.

If Nico dramatically wilts plants and cracks the ground when he's mildly stressed, and disintegrates enemies down to their skeletons with a single touch or rips their souls out of their still-living bodies, and can command armies of the undead, what happens if he tries to cause destruction? Even outside of total zombie apocalypse or insta-killing a crowd, he's shown enough geokinesis to absolutely be capable of the same destruction Percy and Hazel can manifest.

What about Jason? He can control the winds and storms. There's no way he can't create the most destructive tornadoes with casual effort that he can never justify using for the collateral damage they'd cause. With a single thought he can rip up a town and launch the remnants 50 miles out. (Jason in the center of a Dead Man Walking tornado, vortexes responding to his movements like an avatar...)

And what can anyone do to combat it? How can you fight the wind lifting everything you know and love into the sky, or floods sweeping you away, or the ground giving way beneath you? The Big 3 kids are scary because they are forces of nature, and their whims are the only thing preventing you from witnessing that at any given moment.

[ink-the-artist]

In concept I like anthro planes bc I look at an airplane and think yeah that’s an animal. So it should be occasionally drawn as such. But in practice the art style and general look of anthro plane art does not appeal to me, and I’m not sure of other ways to depict airplanes as beasts other than anthro plane art, transformers, or those planes from Cars. Sometimes airplanes go past my house especially loudly (I assume they’re flying lower?) and the way it sounds from inside my house with everything vibrating slightly it’s like there’s a fucking beast monster outside. That’s absolutely an animal.

But mostly I just really like this guy

[estrellami-1]

Steve would be the type of Midwestern dad to stand outside during a tornado watch

[laracrofted]

– cowboy casanova

[andoutofharm]

how it has felt every time i get a twitter notification lately 😔

[mmhberry]

angus goldspur: hey can you go feed the animals

the magical purple tornado from hell who has been here since 7 months: 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️

[firethekitty]

footage of the insane greenfield, iowa tornado courtesy of storm chaser reed timmer

[gotham-response]

[pa-pa-plasma]

hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor

Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.

[lavenderprose]

Izzy Hands is not the kind of guy who would show up to your house on moving day with a pickup truck and three of his burliest friends and only allow you to pay him back with pizza (He is married to that guy tho. That guy being Ed) and he's not the kind of guy who would wake up in the middle of the night the minute he heard his phone ring and drive twenty-seven minutes to sit with you at the emergency vet while your cat got X-rays (He is married to that guy, though. That guy being Stede.) However Izzy Hands IS the kind of guy who, when he finds out you've been unsuccessfully trying to KonMari your house for the last three weeks, gives you a time and a day and shows up with a box of trash bags and fifteen audio books. The rules are 'You are only allowed to say the words yes and no' and he spends seven hours going methodically through every room in your house, pointing at items and saying, "What about that?" When all the trash bags are full, he rearranges your furniture. There's a manic glint in his eyes the whole time.

[morp]

[tacagen]

one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!

((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))

but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS

(and, well. whatever this classifies as)

[fixedglare-ii]

I think it’s supremely funny that hangman is from Texas and twisters takes place in Oklahoma like don’t these states absolutely hate each other???

Tyler and Jake are (distant) cousins and they absolutely hate each other because they both think either’s branch of the family betrayed each other by relocating to the other state and 💀💀💀 it’s sooo stupid bc for them to be fairly related the family can’t have moved a long time ago so imagine they go digging into their family’s history and (like this feud is the basis of their family it feels like it’s an ancient thing like in romeo and juliet level of family rivalry) but the two brothers who moved to different states and are great grandparents originally came from something random like wisconsin 💀💀💀 all that beef and they are from fucking ohio or michigan or whatever

[nunalastor]

Hi guys might be dead again because a hurricane rammed through my city... in the Midwest. We out here. So I'm going to spend my weekend cleaning up things instead of dicking around here and answering asks like I was going to.