#and theyre in love

[trumpetbot]

[supernaturalsuperhero]

Ok literally how did anyone ever think House and Wilson were straight? Just... L👀K

[count-crimson]

“When did we fall into this routine?

When did late night game sessions turn into falling asleep on his couch…?

When did I first realize how much I love spending time with him?”

(Bonus!!)

[gorefieldenthusiast]

BTW retrofang and spiderdad enjoyers have you considered the secret 3rd ship called retrospiders with Xina, Mig AND Peter

Have u considered that if Peter met Xina that he would probably fall in love with her, hm??

[tai-janai]

Wait.

Tip and Pit.

Skeptic and Stubborn.

Tai-

OK SO !!!!

pit was first for stubborn. i really liked the pit of wrath for him.

skeppy was a little harder. i knew he needed something sharp. so i thought of arrows, cause he would probably use a crossbow or bow and arrow. so i thought of the tip of the arrow.

and then i realized pit and tip. and i thought. it was literally perfect.

[rose-n-gunses]

Hellcheer meet cute where Chrissy wants to get a job to start saving some of her own money so she gets hired as a cashier at Bradley's Big Buy. Eddie is the best damn bag boy in the whole store and they become the ultimate cashier/bag boy duo.

Then one day Chrissy's working and it's Eddie's day off and he comes in right at the end of her shift and buys a bouquet of flowers. Chrissy asks him if he's got a date and he says "Hopefully. I'm about to ask her."

She's a little disappointed and says, "Oh. Good luck."

After she clocks out, she gets out to the parking lot and he's there leaning up against her car, the flowers in his hand. She says, "I thought you were going to go ask someone on a date with those."

He says, "I am." She looks startled, and he continues. "Look, Cunningham, I know you're only a cashier, but uh, you did a pretty good job of bagging my heart." He holds the flowers out to her. "So, if you'll have me, I'd like to take our little grocery duo to the next level. And also Enzo's."

Chrissy grins and flings her arms around Eddie's neck and kisses him in response. "I think you might have bagged me first."

Eddie laughs and kisses her again. "Yeah, well, that is kind of my job."

[ihopeyoumakeithome]

Their dynamic

[etiennebrule]

Aziraphale gives off such hobbit energy like he's dressed like Bilbo Baggins and he is obsessed with doing magic tricks even tho he can do literal magic pls does anyone else see this

[therisingdarkness]

The urge to infodump about my clone boys is powerful

[skaianettechsupport]

hey SlickDroog shippers come get y’all juice!

I wrote a fic for my otp and figured I'd share it here for my fellow degenerates <3 muah

Summary: You are the right hand man of the Midnight Crew, which really means you are Spades Slick’s babysitter. You don’t actually mind keeping him in line. His temper is vicious but so is your own, and you know how to keep his head on straight when it counts. You just wish being his right hand man actually meant something to Slick. You’re the closest to him, always have been, but it seems you’re just another employee with a fancy title. You doubt he’d consider you an associate, forget about friends.

Your brow furrows, putting the first dent in your calm facade. He never did appreciate you, or if he did he never bothered to show it. After all he may have built this city but it’s you who’s held it together. You grip the cigarette in your lips and leave it there, freeing your hands. You take Slick’s disheveled shirt collar in your fists and yank his face up close to yours, only bending slightly down to meet him as the toes of his leather dress shoes brush the floor. “If you don’t need me,” your eyes narrow, “then get rid of me.”

[xlyptrid]

Scene Kyle ! Goth Stan !

[honeyedheartss]

I think the best part of dreamling is that Dream is Eternal but Hob is Immortal. Dream Won't die and Hob Can't die (unless he asks)

[ddsmallz]

everyone’s asking lena why she bought catco even though they know it’s cause she wants to kiss kara danvers!!!! LIKE HELLO

[saturdaysh0rts]

Just finished the last session in a 1-15 d&d campaign and my gf's character finished off the whole thing with a pally crit on banishing smite that dealt over 360 damage and brought the demogorgon to zero in addition to banishing him back to the abyss.

Last session we did the same thing to Juiblex only he failed his death saves in the Abyss and DIED died so there are no more slimes and oozes in our version of the forgotten realms.

Also one of our party members is a red dragon's mom.

I love this game.

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

[not-a-bad-dragon]

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass