#and this is crazy

[hampterfloof]

I accidentally told a few people I saw you. I'm so sorry.

I know... and so do the wretched beasts - The Rats - that are coming for you all with a vengeance. You better hide your cheese -- that's not a threat, it's warning of what is to come. Have mercy on your souls. :(

[riotwritesthings]

Fuck it. Pride month drabble requests.🏳️‍🌈

Send me a color (and a ship, or it’ll 99% sure be winteriron) and I’ll bang out a little drabble in an attempt to get my brain working again after vacation and cold.

Pick a color from your flag. Pick a weird paint sample color. Pick any color you like. Everyone belongs at pride.

[caffienatedbinx]

You can't just say you want to kiss someone anymore, what happened to saying "I wanna kiss you on the lips" after I say something you agree with?

[d4rs-d4rs]

Why aren't books free After all. Or memory erasers. Let me BREAK MY HEAD ON THE WALL I NEED TO READ IT AGAIN ROOOAR

[ghostcrap]

you know its going downhill when you start genuinely loving Call Me Maybe

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[tastylemonbread]

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

edit: yes i know i used the wrong terminology by now you can stop saying things. also no that crayon isnt a rocket or caseless or some shit believe me when i say that what i saw was depicting a BULLET. shut up

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[neosatsuma]

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever