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goldensunset · 2 years ago

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’#yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

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asparklethatisblue · 4 months ago

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Jayce has an idea of what his perfect man should be like, it’s super specific and extremely vague at the same time

#jayvik #jayce talis #viktor arcane #arcane #my art #don’t worry Viktor you’re literally the ideal he just doesn’t know it yet #cause he is distracted by magic and thinks of nothing else #i would also consider letting (redacted) misgender me under certain circumstances

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lemon-lace · 7 months ago

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Watching my first watch through of SPN ever. I’m on season 9 and as someone who has been on tumblr since ancient times but didn’t actually get in to it, I think everyone DOWNPLAYED how crazy Destiel is. How did veterans survive that….. It’s just. What. What am I watching. Why does Deans voice get SOFT when he talks to Cas particularly??? Why did Dean ditch Sam to watch Cas at the supermarket???? I think because of the meme I was convinced it was cas who was the one obviously in love but. No. It’s Dean. And it’s embarrassing for him. This is crazy but Destiel fans weren’t crazy y’all were on to something all this time…..

#spn #destiel #Live-blogging as I watch. I don’t know why I haven’t posted my thoughts yet but here they are #queerbaiting is questionable because if you are particularly writing to cater to a queer audience but not ‘go through with it’#that’s just accidental queercoding #thoughts with lemon #supernatural

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clumsypuppy · 6 months ago

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abogagos……..

#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers #i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out #for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish #and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse #fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde #slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet #bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL #my art #myart #doodles #ace attorney #aa #aa trilogy #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #maya fey #matt engarde #will powers #wrightworth #narumitsu #justice for all #(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)

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lunar-years · 5 months ago

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#this is a debate between me and my friends currently.#because you’ve guessed it I graduated in 2015 lmao #and all my friends WANT to go? whereas I am like. hell no.#why would I subject myself to seeing people I thankfully have not seen in a decade.#when I am already still in contact with the people I care to know about #yet they are fully trying to convince me to go with them. with great enthusiasm. I’m like what am I missing here lmao.#so now I am curious!#polls #high school #possibly just applies to usamericans I don’t know how other school systems work sorry #25k

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dailymothanon · 4 months ago

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Don’t ask me about the last one idk how it got there. Anyways I had the idea of What If Soundwave’s sound abilities were strong enough that it could damage even him? Like maybe yeah he’s more resilient to sound, but I’m sure even for him the super intense vibrations burst his own face platings eventually too 🤔 I also just wanted to show off his bat teeth tbh. Referenced by vampire bats, technically that would mean his teeth are specialized to make sure a mech bleeds

Primus forbid a mech eats in peace, Starscream 😒 so what if he eats/drinks energon like its caught prey

#more creature soundwave…#batwave even…#I like to assume the second he’s NOT cryptid like it’s almost more unsettling for others #soundwave #starscream #tf fan continuity #transformers continuity #fan continuity #transformers fan continuity #transformers #transformer #mothanon continuity #I don’t have a name for it yet so I’m just gonna tag it as my own username to make it easier to find lol #transformers art #transformers fanart

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looney-mooney · 6 months ago

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God, okay, I’m remembering like, the early fandom days (I’m talking EARLY 2010s Deviantart and Fanfiction.net) when we all thought Carl was like, some tech guy in his 30s or something. Shipping him and Monogram was pretty common? They were sort of the tertiary Dwampyverse Gay Ship to whatever the fuck Perryshmirtz and Bujeet had going on (actually this might have started early enough that Bujeet wasn’t even a thing yet? Don’t quote me on that)

Then it was revealed, slowly but surely, in the show, that Carl was in like. College. That he was an Unpaid Intern. That Monogram’s wife, of her own volition, made Carl sandwiches whenever he came over. That Monogram had a son who was about Carl’s age. That Carl wanted Monogram to disown his son and adopt him as his own

This all happened slowly enough that I don’t think there was even any real discourse over it, but like. Man what the fuck was their deal

there has never been a more ‘just two guys’ dynamic then carl and major monogram. any attempt to classify their relationship fails. literally what the fuck is their deal? love it.

#carl karl #major monogram #francis monogram #phineas and ferb #it’s so fucking funny that they could be having a very straightforward young lad + father figure dynamic #and yet they just. DON’T #Monogram doesn’t even THINK to treat Carl like a son despite Carl being the same age as his son #like that’s just his employee. That’s just his intern #like he hates that guy. But also they’re Besties #also Carl is secretly the one keeping OWCA running as well as it is #like he’s the one going out of his way to improve employee morale and treatment #he’s making Monogram go through anti-discrimination seminars #he’s running the HR department #I STILL think Carl as a teenager was the one who made the whole host family adoption program happen #and that’s Perry’s entire fucking MOTIVATION for being a good agent half the time!!#Monogram’s in charge and he’s upset when he figures out Carl gave himself a real office while Monogram gets a cubicle #but considering the fact it’s an unpaid internship and he’s running the whole damn place. I think he deserves it #there’s still part of me that thinks Carl is surviving off of company resources #you look me in the eye and you tell me he doesn’t live out of that office #And now I ship Carl with Monogram’s son. If only because I think making them in-laws is even funnier #looney mooney rants

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rorynni · 1 month ago

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anhane after they got out of the nightmare hell dimension where everything sucks

akitoya ver

#they all just need to hug #unintentionally made this more kohane focused but i honestly don’t mind because i haven’t been drawing her enough #there’s also the fact that an’s chapter hasn’t come out yet so we can only speculate #my art #project sekai #prsk #prsk fa #vivid bad squad #vbs #azusawa kohane #kohane azusawa #shiraishi an #an shiraishi #anhane

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mxmarsbars · 7 months ago

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just some concepts ^.^ can’t wait for the next episode where nothing goes wrong :,3

anyways so uh. suit symbolism and stuff. i think it kinda fits them.

EDIT ; I DON’T KNOW WHAT HOMESTUCK IS /LH

#mxmarsart #cw eyestrain #tw eyestrain #name mc spoilers #just in case #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #smajor1995 #smajor fanart #zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlecentmoon fanart #they still don’t have a team name yet #praying they choose one soon /lh #wild life #wild life smp #wild life fanart #trafficblr

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hootyhoowoo · 4 months ago

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Craning just a little, Shen Qingqiu looked past the lord’s shoulder.

Luo Binghe stared down one of the most powerful cultivators in the human world, and scoffed. His lips twisted into a smile that was anything but happy. Shen Qingqiu’s heart stuttered - though maturity had given his former apprentice’s features grace and refinement, they were of course still familiar to him. But he hadn’t ever seen such an expression on them before. It was the kind of look that taunted the person across from it, as if to say ‘come pick a fight with me - I’ll enjoy watching you lose’.

The bolt of heat it shot right through him was entirely inappropriate, and he immediately decided to pretend that it never happened.

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‘I Wish You Were My Husband’ -by Feynite Chapter 4

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icantbotherwithusernames · 3 months ago

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Gravity Falls but Bill’s “i like Mabel cuz she’s an agent of chaos” opinion is actually correct

aka a drawing of my au that has been living in my brain rent free for the past several months

#i don’t even have a name for this au yet #i just call it the “chaotic neutral mabel au”#cuz imma be honest i don’t think mabel could ever be ‘chaotic evil’#at least not her canon version #to my defense i always sucked at naming #gf #gravity falls #gravity falls au #mabel pines #MY ART WOO #the henchmaniacs in the background look so silly…. i couldn’t bother to draw them better im sorry #okay i’m not sorry #except for pyronica; i’m actually sorry i didn’t spend more time drawing her #forgive me god for i have sinned (not drawn pyronica pretty enough) </3 #i don’t think this trick will work with my minimal amount of followers but if anyone is interested i could yap about this au for hours #despite the fact that its kinda unfinished lol #chaotic-neutral Mabel au

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firebreathingpandas · 4 months ago

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Malevolent is kinda funny from the king in yellow’s perspective

like imagine reaching out your window and then your hand gets fucking cut off so you have to make a giant elaborate plan to get it back. Then you learn that a stupid depressed rat stole your fucking HAND and has been carrying it around, and when you finally get your hand back it then flips you off, slaps you, and runs away with the rat.

#malevolent #yellow malevolent #I’m still listening to season 2 so I don’t know everything yet #I just think it’s kinda funny #imagine part of yourself choosing a rat over you #like I would be pissed too

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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