#andrew potate

[yoursghouly]

attention romanian vampires

please… please fucking murder andrew potate

accepting serious inquiries only

not only would you be doing the world a favor, but i bet his perverted sad boy blood (and tears) taste delicious and not at all dissimilar to local romanian pizza

bring me the head of this potato man and i will also bestow upon you the blood of his many virginal followers

dm me if interested

thanks

[thebluedragoncat]

"The Wonderful Adventures of Bea Andrews" updates July 4th, @ 12:30 Mountain Time!

Your teaser poll:

There's two cats:

A long boi, playful brown cat that resembles a cougar. He's very chatty but will bite. Chaos friend vibes.

A chonky potat orange cat that's very strong and fluffy. Resembles a tiger. Very laid back and cuddly. Mom friend vibes.

[fridayiminlcve]

bac for a minute only to bitch about this guy in my class. hes a goddamn grade A asshole. quotes andrew potate chips all the time, says there are some positive aspects to slavery and how he wishes black people were still slaves in america, calls dark skinned guys nigger and whatnot and tells them to go back and work in cotton fields, is genereally a pervert lmao like today he took my friends brand new eraser and played with it by pulling it out of the apsara cover and putting in back in and saying really weird sexual stuff like mmm yeah nice and slow damn thats a tight one no worries i can get it in what a long eraser. today in english class the guys were being rowdy and shit and my teacher is like the girls of this class are so much smarter and more empathetic than the guys and he shouts "if girls are so smart then why is there no female elon musk or female mukesh ambani or female messi or female da vincis. females cant do anything lol" i swear im going to fucking lose it if i be in his prsence for more than a month i will actually kill him i told him to go kill himself once but hes under the notion that i like him or somethign anyway i hope i can obliterate people because he deserves to have his balls ripped off and eyeballs made into soup. one note = one cast

[kevindavidday]

Potate or Ice Cream

i thought this would be difficult but i am next only to andrew minyard in my love for ice cream so it's ice cream for me ❤

update: i have the memory of a goldfish and i thought you were asking me what i prefer instead of what kind of friend you think i am but honestly the answer goes both ways

[drunkdish]

Welcome to Ep46, where we’ve officially dealt with 365 days of #pandemic bullshit! In this episode, Melissa shares a very brief history of #vodka in the United States, and Aimee talks about the history of #potatoes. Kate shares a #recipe from Betty Crocker’s box for some #party potates (wtf is a party).   The featured drink this episode is the Vodka #Martini.   Show Music by Andrew Huang. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! . . . #podcast #foodhistory #comedy #spotifypodcast #googlepodcasts #applepodcasts #podbean #cocktails https://www.instagram.com/p/CMccCXblbon/?igshid=13tcbnq3vm0ql

[shrimpkardashian]

2020: What’s on the Content Menu?

THIS JOINT. Shrimp Kardashian will remain the home for my quick hitter thoughts on media I am consuming, pop culture, as well as the “see it here first” home for dailygifs and the sporadic behind the scenes look at my artistic works via the #business tag.

VERNONHOWL.COM. Reving the joint for more longform projects that fall firmly in the purview of “clickbait.” Unofficially its official tagline is “clickbait headquarters.” Mostly everything posted on the site will be about nothing. The first major piece due in 2020 is titled “Andrew "Shadow Ban" Yang: Why is Big Social Silencing this man and his gang?” Your guess is as good as mine as to what that means.

MYAMERI.CA. The focus of this will be downplayed and its current backlog of posts will be considerably trimmed before the clock strikes 12 on NYE. It will primarily exist as a database and resource for all things Pizza Puppies Inc, eg. the discography/song list, etc. Will attempt to post a TGIF post weekly on, umm, Fridays, that chronicles the week that was in terms of what artistic merits were achieved unlocked/by admin/mgmt.

FOOD AND MONEY (🍌&💰). Dedicated space for tracking everything I eat/drink (except H2O) and where my money goes. Incoming 2020!

SPORTS STUFF: @SP0RTSBR0 and NO GOLF GOOGLE SITE? Not sure what I want to do here necessarily. I also have @INGESTING as a derelict twitter presence. I know being on any social media is bad so I am thinking of junking thems. To truly do what I do in total isolation.... that is the dream.

THERE ARE OTHER AUXILLIARY SITES OF COURSE FOR EXTREMELY NICHE MATTERS BUT THIS BE THY MEAT n POTATES. Thanks as always for reading my lil blog(s)

[bubwagon]

andrew was trying to explain a hold to me at the rock climbing gym and he called it a “hug hold” and i asked what is that like and he said, referring to the muscles you use, “like two friends are really resisting when you push their heads together and go ‘now kiss’” which is a very good metaphor for my understanding. i commented that that a good description for my understanding and he said i am to tailor my metaphors. bespoke for ms sweet potater. which i think is sweet

hehe i like sweet potato as a dumb nickname i like that it’s all food related

[silmabear]

Potatoes gonna potate. Goodbye, Señor Andrew! via Instagram http://ift.tt/2AGMtEC

[belleandkurtbastian]

I tried to get a potato saying "I potate therefore I potahte." That went about as well as I expected. http://pic.twitter.com/HPRgbZu4dp

— Andrew Marsden🏳️‍🌈 (@atmarsden95) November 15, 2017