#angry cat boyf

[astonmartinii]

fatherhood looks good on you | george russell social media au

pairing: george russell x fem albon reader

there comes a point in the relationship where you take it to the next level

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

- part of the brother's best friend series -

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yourusername: looking so good i want to give you a baby

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user1: WHAT

user2: we really be saying anything on the internet these days

alexalbon: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE LITERAL ONLY RULE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS THAT YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELVES

yourusername: gosh a girl can't have baby fever in peace these days

alexalbon: unless that baby is coming by stork you can put that talk on hold real fast

yourusername: just because lily is busy does not mean you have to take it out on me and george

georgerussell63: alex is it illegal for a man to be handsome?

alexalbon: if it's illegal to be handsome, you'd have the cleanest record known to man

yourusername: STOP RIGHT THERE DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT LYING IS A SIN

alexalbon: i'm not going to say YOUR boyfriend is hot, no.

yourusername: just because i got in there first 🙄

user3: i don't think she's serious but also george with a baby is just too cute not to happen

user4: george is the perf instagram boyf like he's so ready to pose

landonorris: well that definitely is something we all want to know

yourusername: i know you would LOVE to know ALL the details norris

georgerussell63: she's never going to let your crush go lando, you gotta just hold it

landonorris: i was THIRTEEN

yourusername: you don't love me anymore? 😕

landonorris: i don't know why i always get in these arguments with you

user5: i love how george just instigates things for y/n lmao

user6: your boyfriend should always support your mess

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georgerussell63: fatherhood is a different beast

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user8: alright i am so confused

user9: there's no way y/n can actually be pregnant i saw her down at least three pornstar martinis in hospitality this weekend

alexalbon: this better be a joke or i'm gonna kick you so hard you get a free non-reversible vasectomy

yourusername: stop the violence!

alexalbon: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GLEE REFERENCES

yourusername: someone is channelling some serious sue vibes right now

georgerussell63: let it be known i like my reproductive systems the way they are

alexalbon: that's kind of the point of a threat, you aren't supposed to want it

yourusername: he likes threats if they come from the right person

alexalbon: i am about one more comment away from knocking down your hotel room door and throwing george from the balcony

yourusername: and deprive our child from a father... alex i expected better from you

alexalbon: that's it i'm on my way

georgerussell63: @mercedesamgf1 PLEASE PROTECT ME I AM PRECIOUS CARGO

user10: these bitches got me actually combing through tiktoks and hospitality menus to see if y/n was actually drinking

user11: i'm gonna be real angry if this is all a big joke

user12: i know kimi antonelli is young but this is NAWT the way to announce him for 2025

charles_leclerc: guys i need you to spell everything out i am confused

georgerussell63: no can do charles you gotta follow the breadcrumbs just like everyone else

yourusername: it's right there sharl

charles_leclerc: actually alex, wait, i'm coming with you these hoes are annoying me

landonorris: don't forget me

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yourusername: our baby is here!

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user15: A CAT?

user16: i just knew george russell would be a ragdoll girl

georgerussell63: they were right i AM a girl dad

yourusername: finally dilf status

georgerussell63: a title i do not take lightly

yourusername: i can confirm libido has gone UP since becoming parents!

landonorris: shut THE FUCK UP

yourusername: you'll understand in time lando

georgerussell63: you just found yourself at the bottom of the babysitting list

landonorris: i don't want to look after it

yourusername: IT? IT? HOW DARE YOU?

georgerussell63: she can hear you lando that's so disrespectful :(

landonorris: ??? i'm not saying sorry to a cat over instagram comment

georgerussell63: expect the same courtesy when i take you out first corner next weekend

user17: i fear that was not a threat but a promise from george

user18: it's kinda hot

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alexalbon: NEW ALBON PETS LORE AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME

yourusername: ella can't wait to meet the gang

alexalbon: no offence but ella is kinda a shit name

yourusername: short for mozzarella

alexalbon: i take it back

georgerussell63: cause she's the lil pearl of our life

alexalbon: i love her already

user19: so we went through all this tomfoolery for a cat? a cat called mozzarella?

user20: you have to agree it's iconic

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alexalbon: i knew @albon_pets would get george at some point

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user22: i love how alex became the chill guy again after it was revealed he was not yet an uncle

georgerussell63: hard on the yet

alexalbon: too soon george

user23: the albon pets signature of approval is a bigger sign that george is in the gamily than if he actually proposed to y/n

user24: they've got a baby now he's an albon

yourusername: horsey is going to kick off over having to share george with me and mozzie

albon_pets: bring it on - horsey

yourusername: alex i'm not arguing with you pretending to be horsey, this ain't roscoe and lewis

lewishamilton: rude

roscoelovescoco: meanie

yourusername: did you just call me mean as your dog?

lewishamilton: you were extra mean

yourusername: fine lets let mozzie and roscoe scrap it out at silverstone - she's got the sass of both me and george btw x

lewishamilton: stay AWAY FROM MY DOG

user25: the merc garage gonna be a whole petting zoo at silverstone i can't

user26: you wanna catch up with red bull? sell meet and greet tickets to the petting zoo

maxverstappen1: this is my official invitation to a play date with jimmy and sassy

yourusername: WE'LL BE THERE

maxverstappen1: is mozzarella civilised?

georgerussell63: of course my child has manners?

maxverstappen1: you crash into people all the time, i had to check

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georgerussell63: all of the family here for the home race

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user27: y/n wearing mozzarella in a baby harness i need to be put down

user28: that really is their child oh my

yourusername: make our baby proud georgie

georgerussell63: anything for you two xx

alexalbon: why do i never get these nice comments

yourusername: they're transmitted through our genes x

yourusername: also george more important 👍🏻

alexalbon: i'm literally your brother? your flesh and blood?

yourusername: george cuter

georgerussell63: can't argue with that

alexalbon: well of course he is this ain't alabama. (sorry logan)

logansargent: i'm from florida?

yourusername: even worse, my condolences

georgerussell63: can we get back to talking about how dashing i am?

yourusername: yes!

alexalbon: NO. SAY GOOD LUCK Y/N

yourusername: good luck y/n

alexalbon: what if i crash and you never said good luck, think about it y/n

yourusername: good luck alex (you're an asshole for weaponising the sport (and you being shit at it))

user29: i think i had about three strokes trying to follow this argument

user30: poor logan is just a victim of the albons at this point

landonorris: have a baby and forget about the rest of us, i see how it is

yourusername: you will never measure up to mozzie lando i hope you know that

georgerussell63: what y/n means is that i love my friends, but a child is a gift from god

landonorris: it's a cat. she can't even talk

yourusername: and yet she makes better points than you, makes you think

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user31: mozzarella is so big already 🥹

user32: maybe i'm worse than them cause i'm attached to mozzie as well

georgerussell63: no one else i'd rather be cat parents to

yourusername: you're such a romantic

georgerussll63: such a pleasure to take this next step with the love of my life

yourusername: i love you more

georgerussell63: not possible

alexalbon: you being gross about mozzie was better than what ever the fuck this is

yourusername: @lilymunhe does he not treat you right?

lilymunhe: he's a romantic really, he's just exhausting the protective big brother act until george finally proposes

alexalbon: sue me

maxverstappen1: still waiting on the play date ...

yourusername: monaco?

maxverstappen1: done

yourusername: jimmy, sassy and ella will be like the charlie's angles reincarnated

georgerussell63: can't wait for you to see her IMPECCABLE manners

maxverstappen1: okay princess george

yourusername: hey only i can call george princess

maxverstappen1: you keep that to yourself

user33: disappointed that with all the tomfoolery around mozzie that there was no maternity photoshoots

yourusername: oh do not give me a challenge...

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note: NEW SERIES ALERT? i'll create a masterlist after i post this. i hope you enjoyed, this one is more of a tame brother's best friend take but dw they can get more beefy and more sassy - send me any pairings you might like to see! thanks for reading x

[interdimensionalvoid]

Any hcs abt AFWTP? Also feel like vivi would spontaneously dye her hair urple and streber would join in like

"DONT WE LOOK GREAT?"

"HOW THE FU-"

-⭐ & 🌙

THEY WOULDDDD

also here we go

Des LOVES patterned socks

He also owns a pair of cat ear headphones

He definitely cries easily

Sophia loves overalls

Sophia also steals Sammy’s jackets

Sammy is literally the ‘short person full of angry’ meme

He steals des’s sweaters

Nathan has an adult sibling (when he was 13)

Nicos family has a family restaurant

Sammy spends a lot of nights outside looking at the stars

He can tell you SO MUCH about the stars

Des headpats the boyfs

Autistic des

Adopted des

Sophia and Al are close

Sophia and sammy are very close

Before the forest sammy Nathan and Nico frequented nicos family restaurant

Nathan kinda pretended he was fine a lot

Sammy still does not regret punching that kid

Des just effortlessly breaks through the walls Sammy puts up without even trying

Des in a skirt is just yes

Like he has the fashion sense ever

Al takes a lot after Sammy

Like he’s a mini him with the personality of Nico

He p gets frustrated at how overprotective Sammy is

Nathan and sammy both have a lot of nightmares

Nico was the youngest of them

Sammy was the oldest of the three

Des is very physically affectionate

[jin0]

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdSuAv2H/

Ok first, I <33 u I’m gonna try to drink more water today bc I rlly should, I definitely lack in tracking that haha

Second, this is sooo. He. He just. Why am I getting bad boyf vibes from this. Like the tone of annoyance in his eyebrow cocking and looking around the room. It’s giving the vibes of like ur needy in public and he’s like.. again didnt I just fill you up?? (But we all know he secretly loves it) or like you’re lecturing him on not doing stupid stuff that could hurt him and he’s tired of listening to this lecture 100 times so as he gets up from the chair his hands start tracing up your leg in a rather innocent way??!!? R u pickin UP WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN THIS IS SO NICHE AND SPECIFIC BUT I FEEL LIKE IT TOTALLY MATCHES. Not to mention the 50 shades soundtrack in the back Abel contributed to heavenly to <3333

-STN 😘

(okay so i can't see the video unfortunately but the topic just 😌🥴)

imagine how annoyed he'd get at you lecturing him for shit like getting hurt but you do worst shit to him at knight yk ?? like that cat like lacerations you leave on his skin are ten times worse and you don't mind the so what's up ??

but being the little shit he is, he just decides that if you're going to bore him to death with that same old speech (that he secretly adores cause not only do you care, you're so hot when angry ?? he can't deal) but yeah, you're not going to lecture him and prevent him from getting off !!

so he just walks up to you and you're kinda suspicious cause he looks like there's not thought behind his eyes right now. he lifts you up by the waist and sits you down on a counter before kneeling between your legs. you try to close them because you were having a serious discussion and he slaps your thigh.

"you were talking bunny. my mouth was getting dry and bored. so don't get in my way, or i'll fuck that stupid speech out of your brain. and you know how stupid you get for my cock."

and you're already wet so why lie to yourself right ?? you let him eat you out and you start moaning his name but he stops.

"no, no, no bun bun. you wanna give me that lecture ? keep talking or im not letting you cum."

he's threatening you because it get your pussy dripping and he knows that, which is why he keeps doing it yk ?? and the look he gives you, makes you feel like you're the one who fucked up and who's getting punished.

and the part where you get needy in public is his favorite because usually, he's the one to beed you when in public. but today, you were being particularly desperate and he absolutely loved it, but where would be the fun in giving you what you want right away yk ?? he just let's you beg and just sighs with exasperation because it makes you clench so hard to know he's 'angry' at you but also because you're adorable afterwards, trying to keep in all your desires ??

like you're at the movies and he gets his hand dangerously close to your core. he knows what he's doing, you're trembling under him and he can't help it. you grab his hand softly and he tries to look annoyed but he's gonna give in yk ??

"i fucked you in the car earlier and in the bathroom and you still need more ?? you need to get filled like some cum dumpster ?? really can't think straight unless you get my load dripping out of you huh ?? fine."

you end up on his lap, cock buried deep in you and his arm keeps you still, wrapped around you waist while he fucks into you in the back of the movie theater. your small whimpers are muffled by your hands and the sound of the movie playing but he can still vividly hear you and each time you moan too loud he slaps your pussy.

"keep quiet or i'm leaving your pussy gapping for my cock until you cry like a desperate cockslut."

[knowltonsrangers]

Simcoe/Baker Headcanons

For @a-literal-hobbit ♥️

•I would like to label this as “angry cat boyfriend and golden retriever boyfriend”.

•I feel like Simcoe is the embodiment of “no I don’t have feelings, this is ridiculous”.

•and poor Baker is absolutely terrified that if he even speaks on his feelings that he will be shut down immediately.

•he can handle that (so he keeps telling himself).

•and a lot of emotions go silenced for quite a while. Neither can really formulate a good reason to speak on their feelings.

•Simcoe is too stubborn or prideful, and Baker is a bit too intimidated by Simcoe’s…best put, brashness.

•I think Baker is afraid of being denied, or that his feelings are not reciprocated.

•(I don’t think of Baker as shy, but intimidated by higher authority)

•Is this set in 1776? Sure. Simcoe still has his rank, let’s say.

•who breaks this stalemate first? Hard to say. I don’t think they ever would really say allowed “I like you”/“I have feelings for you”

•maybe they just nod?? As they stare into each other’s eyes as a silent way of saying “I know, and I return the sentiment”

•I’m so sorry, these are bad.

•idk, I believe their quote drastically opposite personalities may clash a bit.

•maybe Simcoe is frustrated with Baker’s timidness and Baker is frustrated with his bluntness.

•mwah opposites attract.

•if this is set in 1776, Boyfs yet or not, they gettin hella teased for spending so much time together.

•they just like hanging out.

•I hope these are ok!! And not super dry. I’m so sorry.

[teagica]

MHA in minecraft

- denki is the server host 

- he’s also always humming or singing minecraft parodies the whole time “creeper .... AWH MAN” 

- kamisero puts their minecraft beds side by side 

- bakugou is the infamous server griefer 

Aizawa, wanting to literally kill himself as he makes his way to the dorms because he heard screaming: *walks into the room to find baku cackling and kami nearly in tears* what the ACTUAL FUCK YOU GUYS-

kami, screaming: HE BLEW UP MY MINECRAFT HOUSE 

-  kiri would be an absolute shit builder, he'd have like an assortment of un-matching blocks, the messiest chests you've ever laid your eyes on and probably like six pufferfish for no real reason 

- bakugou would be like a redstone genius

- he also learnt it entirely out of spite because sero said it was too hard 

- yaomomo would be the type to dump buckets of water on someone’s base but she’d be extra and it’d be a bucket of tropical fish 

- min*ta would die right away, he’d be a noob and they’d just kill him the moment he logged on 

- Tsu and Uraraka would live nearby each other and they're these super cutesy players who live in pastel houses, collect pretty flowers and have a plethora of pets 

-  they’d also have pandas, uraraka would have the brown one and tsu would have the one with the runny nose

- jirou would be the one with most experience i think. maybe todoroki too but he doesn’t care as much. i think he just liked to kill off zombies and stuff 

- like todoroki would know like everything about the game but not be the greatest player, or he'd just pop on the server occasionally to help midoriya get diamonds or fight the wither because he wants to make his boyf smile 

- also midoriya wouldn’t be good but he would try his best. 

- him and shoto would have a fort house lol or maybe a poorly made wooden one 

- his house is also the most common target of KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER aka baku because that'd 100% be his username

- i think midoriya would have to rebuild it multiple times because of him and he’d get angry at him

- todoroki probably has like six shulker boxes and an ender chest in his inventory with extra stuff for midoriya each time he got griefed so he doesn't have to completely start over 

- baku would try to challenge anyone, especially jirou and todo because they're pros, to PVPs, and then rage quit when he loses 

- kirishima would probably build his house in a swamp mushroom 

- mina would be pretty decent too ngl. like not as good a jirou and shoto but better than most of the others 

- ALSO MIDORIYA HAS A SHEEP 

- he would 100% have a sheep and he would be freaking amazed when Todo named it Jeb and it stated changing colours 

- Tokoyami would have his base in the nether

- jirou and tokoyami would team to kill the ender dragon 

- while baku screams because he'd "claimed" it already  

- i feel like Jirou would be the first to get elytra and take multiple pairs so she could give them to Momo and Todo 

- she might also give elytra to denki too i think. maybe not tho idk if he’d even use them. 

- he'd probably keep them on an armour stand or something 

- he and sero would go on pirating missions and collect the weirdest loot 

- they’d visit so many places together 

- they probably asked jirou to help them set up teleports so they could make cottages in plenty of biomes 

- they're favourite is the jungle, it's by a beach and they have a plethora of cats, like so many that there are NO creepers to be seen and the map kinda lags sometimes 

- kami would try to make as many puns as he could whilst playing minecraft or just anything in his daily life 

- kami also would either be utterly obsessed with MC or have zero interest in playing at all, no in between 

- I feel like mc would be one of his hyper fixations if he did have adhd 

[cclementinee]

Forever. (Owen Patrick Joyner angst)

“I met you when everything was new, and exciting and the possibilities of the world seemed endless and they still are. For you, for me. But not for us.”

You looked over at your boyf- at Owen. You saw all the promises made, all the years spent. His hands rested on his knees and his hair was a mess beneath his beanie. You thought of all the nights spent laying under the stars, thinking out loud about all of your plans for the future. How you’d get married and have 3 kids, and 2 dogs and a cat and a barn with chickens and goats. How he’d continue living his dream and you’d go on to be a famous writer. And you’d always fall into bed with each other, full and happy and in love. Now those felt like dreams instead of plans. Far off dreams. You had just told him you were moving to another country to pursue your dream for a year and he was not only unsupportive, he demanded you stay with him, in Norman, Oklahoma, where your dreams of becoming a novelist and columnist in Vogue would never see the light of day. And he didn’t care. He wanted you with him at any cost. He was so blinded by the thought of losing you to another country, he couldn’t even see him pushing you closer to it.

“Somewhere between then and now, here and there, I guess we didn’t just grow apart, we grew up.”

You met Owen when you were fresh out of high school, 18 and young and stupid. You fell for each other quickly, falling hard into one another. He spoke palaces and kingdoms into your head, he made you believe it was you and him versus the world. He was it for you, you were done chasing. When you met, you felt a shift in the universe. Like everything had fell into place. His hands fit in yours perfectly. Your head fell into the crook of his neck like a puzzle piece. He knew what you were thinking before you could even take a breath to tell him. You knew him like the back of your hand, his facial structure, the way his nose scrunched up when he was excited about something. He was your person. Then you finished college. And it was time for you to figure your career life out. You were working as an intern for a local magazine when you applied for an internship abroad that would put you in direct contact with the writers and editors of Vogue. Your dream. And he was so wrapped in the idea of you being his forever, and only his and you being around whenever that when the words “a year abroad” fell from your lips, it felt as if his world was crashing down around him and it made him angry. At you, at himself. At Vogue. At your career. He was mad because you could be happy without him and he couldn’t without you.

“When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. Unfortunately, sometimes things don’t break, they shatter.”

You fought endlessly back and forth for weeks. Small doses of good in between those fights. His hands balled into fists as you screamed about why you didn’t understand how he couldn’t just be happy for you. Why he couldn’t just support you and love you through anything. He screamed back that you would realize you’re better off without him and leave him. You softened at that. And you spent the rest of the night with him in your arms as you reassured him nothing and no one could ever make you as happy as he did, that you loved him deeper than the sea, higher than the mountains and wider than the canyons. He seemed younger, smaller in your arms. A broken, shell of a man, wounded by a decision you had unbeknownst to him already made.

“But when you let the light in, shattered glass will glitter.”

Days leading up to the final fight, the facade between you two made you both believe you could do this. Long distance didn’t stand a chance against the love you two shared. There wasn’t a tangible thing on this earth that could break you two apart. You were a force to be reckoned with. You laughed and cuddled and made love, smiles and sweet touches shared between you two made you think everything was going to be just fine. It reminded you of your first Christmas spent together at his family’s house in Norman. How you spent a week getting to know the inner workings of this man’s mind, how he became the man you were so unbelievably in love with. You talked endlessly with his mom and sister, getting every story from his childhood. You sat and talked football with his dad, not even noticing the smile on Owen’s face when you’d joke with his family, smiling and fitting in perfectly. That Christmas was the first time he told you he loved you, he told you under a full moon with a fresh blanket of snow covering the ground. Noses red, eyes aglow with excitement. He had never seen someone so beautiful. The last days felt like the first days. And it made everything hurt so much deeper.

“And in those moments, when the pieces of what we were catch the sun, I’ll remember just how beautiful it was.”

The day before the final day, laying in his arms felt like home. He was going on about a movie he was auditioning for in a few weeks and you were playing with his hand, kissing each tip of his finger as you did so. He looked down and met your eyes before kissing you sweetly and telling you just how much he loved you. You flashed back to the night of your cousin’s wedding, him spinning you around and around to the song that became your song, Colourblind by Peach, he sang the words in your ear, his laughter sending warmth through your chest. You could’ve spent forever on that dance floor, wrapped in each other’s arms and dancing and laughing and in love.

“Just how beautiful it will always be. Because it was us. And we were magic. Forever.”

The last night was easy. All it took was him finding a boarding pass. Then it was a screaming match, hot tears and hair pulling. He thought his lungs were going to burst from how hard he was fighting. You thought you’d spontaneously combust from the anger you felt towards Owen. Your Owen. The last moment lingered, him standing between the open door and the entry way into your apartment. “So this is it?” he asked, meeting your bloodshot eyes with his own.

“This is it.” you say, looking down at your feet and a sob racked through your chest.

“Forever.” he mumbled, closing the door behind him.

“Forever.” you whispered, sliding down to the floor, already sobbing uncontrollably into your knees. The love of your life was no longer yours. But you had what you had. And maybe one day life would bring you back to each other. Maybe.

[alovesongshewrote]

Douxtober Day 6:  A Lot Happens in a Short Amount of Time | Hisirdoux Casperan

Plot:  You remember the child surprise from the Witcher?  yeah, this was it’s distant cousin, the surprise child.  (No one is pregnant, I promise)

Word Count:  2,442

Warnings:  Children (and i ignore how both kids and adoption work)

A/N:  Oh look, a Douxtober fic!  no whump here!  And it’s technically a part of aaty (if you want it to be)

Tag List:  @furblrwurblr​ @einahpetsyarcip​ @sorrels-scribbling​ @anxious-stitcher​ @alive-and-afraid​ @animedweeb333​ @douxiesdamsel​ @saroski05

Life was a funny thing.  Sometimes you got tortured, sometimes you moved in with your boyfriend, his familiar, sometimes your boyfriend died and came back to life trying to save the world, and sometimes, you accidentally adopted a child.

It just be like that occasionally.

And you could explain this!  You totally could, 100%.  This wasn’t just the two of you plus Archie and technically Zoe shoplifting a kid, there was a lot more to it than that.  

It was about a month after all of the Arcane Order nonsense.  You and Douxie, your aforementioned boyfriend, had returned to Arcadia.  Everything was calm and chill, which was a really nice change from the usual world-ending chaos.  However, Arcadia was still Arcadia, and that meant monsters.

You were decent in a fight, Archie could turn into a goddamn dragon, and Douxie had saved the world multiple times, so you took it upon yourselves to defend the town from the things that went bump in the night.  Besides, you wanted to give the rest of your troll-hunting friends a break.

This turned out to be a pretty good plan.  It kept the town safe, let Archie get some fresh air, and gave you and Douxie time alone.  (Remember kids, monster-fighting is a great activity for date night.)  Sometimes you dragged Zoe out with you, which she enjoyed more than she let on.

All was well, and then suddenly, kid.  

As has been stated, it be like that sometimes.  You know the child surprise from the Witcher?  Yeah, this was its distant cousin, the surprise child.  

You’d been caught in a battle with another friggin shadow mephit or ten, and it wasn’t going super well if you were completely honest.  Zoe was fighting on a roof, Douxie was stuck in a tree, Archie was trying to free Douxie from that tree, and you had given up on your usual weapon for a folding chair.  It was mildly effective, but not enough to save you.  One of the mephits knocked you to the ground, preparing to take a sizable bite of your arm before a blast of purple slapped the bitch away.  You got to your knees, looking out into the night to see a frickin eight-year-old, arms outstretched, purple light surrounding their fists.

“Uh, are you guys seeing this?”  

Zoe gracefully leapt from the roof while Douxie fell out of the tree he was in.

“The child?  Yep.”

“Ow.”

You winced, walking over to help your boyfriend to his feet, “Ah, you okay, babe?”

He nodded, although his focus was on the kid, who was taking out shadow mephits like a bawse.  You would have been confused, but hey, you could fight like that when you were that age.  Though that had come from years on the streets fighting for your life, so there was a place for concern.

“Hey, should we be helping them?”

“Yeah, probably,” you said, picking up your folding chair and yeeting yourself into the fray.

With the extra assistance, the mephits went down a little easier.  You and your gang made sure to watch out for the sudden child, but they were pretty damn capable.  It only took ten minutes for the tide to turn.  Douxie opened the portal to limbo, banishing the mephits from the material plane.

You took half a second to be excited before turning to the random frickin kid who just kicked all the ass.  Their expression was grim, with no trace of pride.  It was kind of a mood, actually.

“Hey, kid!  You ok?”

Their attention was yoinked from the pavement to your face, “I’m fine.”

You nodded, cautiously approaching them, “You fought really well.  Where’d you learn to do that?”

“Why does it matter?” their tone was biting and angry.  Or as biting and angry as a child’s tone could be.

“It doesn’t, I was just curious.”

“Don’t be.  It’s fine.”  Man, did this kid sound like a younger version of you? or what?  It was kind of scary actually.

“Alright, I won’t be,” you raised your hands in surrender, taking a step back.

This ‘fun’ conversation had caught everyone else’s attention.  Archie flew around the kid before landing on your shoulder, “They won’t, but I will be.  Where are your parents?”

“Don’t have any.”

Oh, mood.  For all of you, actually.  

“Do you have another guardian?”

“No.”

“Why are you fighting monsters at this hour?”

“Because I feel like it, ok!?”

Archie pulled back a bit, “It’s a school night…”

You gave the familiar a pat on the head while Zoe made her approach, “No, the cat is right, it is a school night.”

“Cat?  That’s a dragon!” you smiled a little as the kid finally acted like a kid.

“He’s a shapeshifter, actually,” Douxie said, almost making you jump.  You hadn’t realized that he was behind you.  Arch made his way off of your shoulders and onto your boyfriend’s.

“A sHAPESHIFTER!?” the kid cried, magic again at the ready.

“No, no, no!” you exclaimed, putting yourself between the kid and the cat, “He’s a friend. I promise.”

“Your words mean nothing to me!  I don’t know you!  Any of you!”

Ok, that was fair.  You sighed and got down to the kid's level, “Ok.  My name’s (Y/N).  The shapeshifter is called Archie, but that’s not his full name.”

The kid blinked a bit, lowering their hands, “Wh-what’s his full name?”

Archie flew down to the ground beside you, continuing towards the child, “Archibald.  Pleased to meet you.”

“It’s… nice to meet you too-?”  the kid sounded confused, and they were reminding you of yourself more and more with every second.  On the bright side, they dropped their hands completely, magic fading into the night.

“Right, well,” Douxie got on your level, kneeling beside you to meet the kid’s eyes, “I’m Douxie and this is Zoe-”

“‘Sup.”

“What’s your name?”

They hesitated, looking between you and Archie, who was currently sniffing the child.

“My name is Robin.”

You smiled, the ice officially broken, “It’s nice to meet you, Robin.”

You let the kid follow you home.  Through a bit of careful chatting, you learned that Robin was about eight, and their parents were wizards when they were alive.  After their parents passed, Robin was on their own, running around the country and fending for themself.  They reminded you so much of yourself that it hurt.  Now there was a child sleeping on your couch, arms thrown around Archie which the familiar didn’t really mind, and you had no idea what to do next.

You were sitting on your counter, a cup of coffee in one hand while the other messed with Douxie’s hair.  Zoe was at the kitchen table, lying limply across two chairs while her tea cooled in its mug.  Your lovely, lovely wizard boyf was leaning on the counter next to you, pretty relaxed considering the day's events.

“So, what do we do with this child?”

“They might have to stay with us for a while.  It doesn’t sound like they have anywhere else to go.”

Zoe laughed a little, trying to keep quiet for Robin’s sake, “You two just straight up adopted a kid.  Good luck with that one.”

“Thanks, Zo,” your tone was flat, but you too saw the amusement in this situation, “Thank god I studied medicine, honestly.  If I hadn’t we’d be sooo screwed.”

“Well, you know the people in this town,” Douxie moved closer to you, “Nobody tips.”

You nodded your agreement, kissing the top of Douxie’s head.

“We should be careful though.  These days, you never know where the next ‘end of the world’ will come from.”

“Eh,” you said, looking at Robin asleep on your couch.  They looked so peaceful, and you wondered if you ever looked like that at Robin’s age.  They reminded you so much of yourself, so much of what you had once been, “I think it’ll be okay.”

There was a moment of silence as you all lost yourselves in thought.

“Well, I’d love to stay and watch you guys sign the adoption papers, but I have a shift tomorrow, so,” the pink-haired witch jumped up from her chairs and wandered past you guys, “Later nerds.”

“Bye Zo.”

“See you tomorrow.”

You lept off the counter, picking up your mug and Zoe’s and putting them in the sink.  Douxie watched you, still leaning on the counter.  You moved past him again, and he wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you to his chest.

“You’re sure we can watch this kid?”

You bit your lip, looking back at the couch before turning back to Douxie, “When I was that age, all I wanted was a home.  Somewhere safe where I didn’t have to worry about tomorrow.  If we can give that to this kid then-” you cut yourself off and shrugged.

Douxie smiled, placing a hand on your cheek, “I love you so much.”

You leaned into his touch, “Besides, we have Archie, and he took care of you, so…”

You both laughed a little at that, pulling each other closer.  His lips met yours in a soft kiss.  You pulled apart from the kiss grinning, but something in Douxie’s eyes confused you.

“Babe?  You good?”

“I’m better than good, darling.  In fact, I-” he cut himself off, looking behind him and around the room before patting himself down, “Oh, fuzzbuckets.”

“Babe?  What’s up?  What are you-?”

“I’ll be right back!”  he said, giving you a quick kiss before running out the door.

“Uh… ok.”

You ran a hand through your hair before walking through your apartment, making sure everything was locked and warded.

“Why are you helping me?”

You spun around to see Robin, clutching Archie in one hand and keeping the other levelled at you.  Purple magic surrounded both hands.

“Well, good morning to you too.”

Archie seemed displeased with your little joke, but he stayed silent for now.

“No jokes!”  were they- were they crying?  “Just tell me why!”

“Robin, I-”

“I was supposed to kill you!  I was supposed to find you and kill you but-” their voice broke, “But you aren’t-” oop, crying child!  Crying child in your living room!

“Woah, hey, hey, hey, what’s wrong kiddo?” you approached Robin slowly.

“Why-” sob “Why are you like this?”

“I ask myself that question every day,” you knelt down to their level once again, “You don’t have to do this.”

“I do!  I have to, or they’ll-”

“They?”

“They… the titans.  If I don’t kill Merlin’s successor then they’ll… they’ll kill me.”

A little smile crossed your face as you took Archie from Robin’s grasp.  The kid was so worked up they didn’t even notice.

“I was in the same place once, almost a thousand years ago.”

“No.  You aren’t old enough!”

You giggled a little at that, “Looks can be deceiving.  Back in the day, I was a spy.  I worked for some very bad guys.  They sent me to get information from Merlin himself.”

“Wh-what did you do?”

“I did what they asked.  I was scared and alone.  But do you wanna know what Douxie did?”

“Douxie’s old too!?”

“Yes, Douxie’s old too.”

“What did he do?”

“Well, he fought with me at first, but in the long run, he saved my life.  He wouldn’t let the bad guys hurt me, and now, we won’t let them hurt you.”

With a sob, Robin jumped at you, not with an attack but with a hug.  You were a little surprised, but you rolled with it.

“Please don’t let them hurt me.”

“We won’t.  I promise.”  you let Robin hug you for as long as they needed, making frantic ‘be quiet’ signs at Douxie when he came through the door.  He looked confused, but stayed quiet and snuck into the kitchen, waiting for you.

“Thank you.”  the kid said, looking a little embarrassed as they pulled away.

“It’s no problem kiddo.  Now, to bed with you.  It’s late and you are a child.”

“And the floor is made of floor.  Goodnight, (Y/N).”  

“Goodnight little bird.”

You made sure they were safely tucked in before motioning for Archie to follow you as you grabbed Douxie from the kitchen and silently dragged him into your bedroom.

“Ok, we’re adopting the kid.”

“I thought we agreed upon that already?”

“Yeah, well, I’m confirming it now.  That’s our kid.”

“And you’re not going to tell him about-”

“Time and place, Arch, time and place.”

Douxie looked between you and his familiar, trying to figure out what he’d missed.  You sighed, knowing that this wouldn’t be something you could keep from him.

“It isn’t my story to tell but the kid was sent here to kill us, but they couldn’t.  Doux, I know that sounds bad, but Robin is eight.  I was nineteen when I was sent to spy on you and Merlin, and you know that messed me up.  We can’t let this kid-”

“I know,” he put his hands on your arms, trying to calm you, “(Y/N), I know.  We won’t let this kid get hurt the way you were, I promise.”

You said nothing, but you hugged Douxie hard enough to make him stumble back a little.  Archie shook his little cat head, but joined in on the hug, “We’ll keep them safe, (Y/N), that’s a promise.”

“Thanks, guys,” you pulled back, absolutely beaming, “I love you both, just a fun fact.” Archie gave your face a lil’ headbutt as cats are prone to do, but Douxie got that look again.  You were about to say his name when he pulled you close to him, his lips grazing your ear as he slipped something into your hand.

“I love you, too.  Marry me.”

There was a ring in the palm of your hand.  Douxie left a kiss on your neck before pulling away to look at you.

“I-”

“Yes.”

“Wait, I had a speech prepared-”

“No speech needed, just,” you kissed him for a second before pulling back, “Marry me.”

“I asked you first.”

“I asked you second,” with that out of the way, you got back to kissing.

Archie realized what had taken place before him and did the cat/dragon equivalent to a face-palm, “Really, Douxie?  The bathroom?”

I mean, fair point, the bathroom wasn't a traditionally romantic space, but love followed you and Douxie around wherever you went, so it didn’t really matter.  You laughed anyway.

“Thanks, Arch.”

The familiar grinned as much as a cat could, “No problem.  Congratulations, though.  I mean that sincerely.”

“Thank you, Archie,” you gave the familiar’s head a lil’ scratch before kissing Douxie, your fiancé, again (and again, and again.)

[rxseinbloom]

Perhaps some Moreid headcanons on what Morgan’s like with his pretty boy when they’re in private (or like cute stolen moments between hectic cases)? We don’t see much domestic Morgan and I’m especially interested in your person ideas on what he’d be like just alone at home with Reid. 👐💗💖💝💞💕👐 loveyou

okay THIS got away from me I am so sorry

- Before the team actually knows they’re together, not much about their working relationship changes. If anything, Morgan starts to mess with him more; practical jokes and an ever-increasing use of “Pretty Boy” and other nicknames. ONE TIME THOUGH, Morgan slips up between calling Garcia “Baby Girl” and calling Reid “Pretty Boy” and calls him “Baby Boy” in public. Spencer is unable to speak for 4 minutes and 17 seconds afterward, which is unfortunate, because he was in the middle of a conversation with JJ.

- They have weekly movie nights, trading off between each other’s apartments and arguing over what movies to watch. Spencer is a die-hard documentaries and sci-fi person (seriously...even Derek is pretty sure he can quote full scenes from Star Trek IV by now...), while Morgan prefers action movies or sometimes even rom-coms. As their relationship progresses, they’re able to compromise on watching mostly comedies and rom-coms. Derek has an ever growing scoreboard in the notes app on his phone that details their throwing-popcorn-at-each-other-and-catching-it-midair competitions. He’s definitely winning, but Reid doesn’t need to know that. 

- I have SO MANY thoughts about Spencer and the huge learning curve he experiences throughout his relationship with Derek, but I’d really like to focus on physical touch for a second. That’s absolutely one of Morgan’s love languages, so it’s a little bit of a source of tension for Spencer. Gradually, he’s able to feel comfortable being held or hugged, but Morgan is almost always careful to make sure it’s okay before doing so. As Reid gets more comfortable with physical affection though.... oh man is he touch-starved. He’ll lay his head in Morgan’s lap on the couch while the older man is reading, and will bat at the book like an annoyed cat until his boyf either puts the book away or starts playing with his hair with a free hand. Spencer is now physically unable to watch a movie unless he’s curled up into Derek’s side on the couch and they’re sharing a blanket. 

- Spencer is a bad cook. Like, subsists mostly on kraft mac ‘n cheese and once burned water. Morgan, on the other hand, is a really good cook, and slowly starts inviting Spencer to help make dinner. (It might also be an excuse for him to wrap his arms around Spencer while he stands at the stove to “help him stir,” but that’s only part of it). Spencer’s speciality quickly becomes breakfast foods though, and he always wake up before Morgan to make breakfast when he spends the night. The spend most of quarantine learning to make bread like literally 60% of the rest of the population, and Spencer is pretty good at baking too!

- After a hard case, they’ll just sit together on the couch or in bed with hot tea, either sitting with their shoulders touching or fully wrapped in each other’s arms. It’s pretty rare for them to actually talk about the cases, it’s usually enough for them to just be near each other, so the most noise they ever make is soft affirmations and reassurances to each other. 

- Morgan spends every day on the job having to fill the role of Tough Guy, usually the first one into a scene, the one with the handcuffs, etc. When he’s given the chance though, he’s able to let some of his walls down around Spencer, especially when they’re alone. He’ll sigh and look at his boyfriend with tired eyes, and Reid will drop all his books and notes in an instant to sit or kneel beside him, asking him if everything is alright. Spencer is also able to talk him down when he’s especially angry at a suspect or about a case, and it’s this calming effect that makes Hotch start to take notice of the way their dynamic has started to shift. They take care of each other, and it makes the horrors and nightmares of their job a little more bearable, because without the job, they never would’ve met. 

@octothorpetopus and @reidtheroom I finally finished this and now want to write fics based around all of them, help. 

[ofstarsandskies]

plots please

Send “plots please” for  3 interesting  plots / relationships / connections I can think of for our muses. || Accepting

OutOfCanonShips;; HOO BABY I got some ideas on the fryer for ya.

1. Unrequited Love from Plum towards Star. Okay, so this one was admittedly because I remember (or maybe I made it up) where Plum had a Ludger she kinda liked before meeting Victor and falling for him. Now my immediately thought process went, “I could see that for Star since he’s basically destined to put Julius first”. And thus my thought was a scenario where Plum maybe had a thing for Star, but since this is very early post-BB Star, he’s just not ready to expose his heart to anyone that isn’t Julius and thus they slowly transition into good friends once Star begins to sort himself out. Could lead to more too, but I Iove me some friendships (cause Star has very few of ‘em left).

2. Comedic Third Wheel with Victor. This one stems from Star being basically a Diet Victor (or is Victor a Diet Star since he got the kill on Gaius where Victor didn’t? Makes you think--), and thus he tends to just get along better--or as good as Ludgers can do--with Victors. So in my head, Plum doesn’t want these two to just distantly hate each other and gets them both in a room and meet face-to-face. Star is chill about it since he’s met Victors he hasn’t murdered before, but Victor is y’know Victor and acts like an angry cat whose territory has been trespassed.

Thus comedy ensues as Plum has to get the boyf to remove the stick from his ass and accept her friend doesn’t have some ultimate keikaku to destroy him/he isn’t worth immediately trying to stab in the face. Whether that actually works... it is a mystery.

3. Plum Attempts to Stop BB Before it Happens. This is kinda an extended plot thread to the thread where Plum’s Victor is the Vicky Star ends to get his 5th Waymarker; with nowhere to go, Plum stays with Star and Elle, and she notices something ain’t right with Star. He’s got some similar screws loose as Victor, and as Elle runs away, there’s a shift from maybe a little unstable to one more major loss and there’s going to be bodies everywhere. So Plum attempts to pull Star aside and keep him from proceeding with the path he’s going down before Star does something he can’t take back.

Could be anything from emotionally supporting Star to full-on “I take the watch when he’s sleeping and throw it against the wall till it’s in a thousand pieces”. Whichever level she takes, except in the extreme example, it’s for naught and bodies get made in Ch15. Discourse ensues. Or possibly it is successful and now Plum has to console this patron brocon saint through the loss of Julius after he becomes the party’s Soul Bridge (because LBR Julius was pretty much dead set on becoming it with or without Ludger).

[themusicalkit]

Hello! I was wondering if you have any more art or headcanons or anything really for the Jeremy as a cat au? My friend showed it to me and we both really like the concept and would love to see more! Jerekitty is adorable!

Okay soooo. I’ll try to give a short view into this AU haha

This plays after the SQUIPcident. Things have turned back to normal, Mr Heere is wearing pants, Michael has forgiven him and they’re back to being close, Richard doesn’t bully them anymore and is friends with them, Christine is one of his new and closest friends now. But still, Jeremy feels like shit. He still hears the SQUIP sometimes, he’s overcome with guilt and it just keeps getting worse. One night, Jeremy stares up at the sky from his window and without thinking he mumbles “I wish I could be anyone else.”

Waking up a cat next morning, Jeremy has no idea what’s going on and his first impulse is to seek out Michael for help. On his way over to his friends house and trying to figure out how this new body works, Jeremy starts thinking. Maybe this isn’t as bad as he thought. Like this, he wouldn’t bother anyone with his existence anymore. When Michael acts super excited and wants to keep this random cat that climbed into his basement, Jeremy is sure that’s how it should stay. Michael is angry with Jeremy ignoring his texts over the weekend until he gets a call on sunday that Jeremy is missing and cat Jer is suddenly facing the fact that things aren’t as simple.

(thanks for listening to my random stupid magical AU idea, I know it’s dumb but its fun to think about. Oh and this is going to be Boyf riends, just so ya know)

[unalomee]

GET TO KNOW ME

1. What is your name? Carolina 2. What is your nickname? Carol or Cah 3. Birthday? June 30 4. What is your fav book series? Me Before You (by Jojo Moyes) and  the Cahill Witch Chronicles (by Jessica Spotswood) 5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Yes, totally! 6. Who is your favorite author? Agatha Christie 7. What is your favorite radio station? I prefer Spotify :) 8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? Salty things 9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Daora (Cool) 10. What is your current favorite song? Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince (by Taylor Swift) 11. What is your favorite word? pudim :) 12. What was the last song you listened to? Toss a coin to your witcher (from The Witcher) metal version by Dan Vasc 13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? HTGAWM, Big Little Lies, Sharp Objects and This is Us. 14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? About Time 15. Do you play video games? yes! 16. What is your biggest fear? someone i love dies brutally 17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? I’m loyal 18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? I can be lazy sometimes 19. Do you like cats or dogs better? obvi dogs, but I like cats too 20. What is your favorite season? Autumn 21. Are you in a relationship? yes, @mvmdesouza 22. What is something you miss from your childhood? having no responsibilities 23. Who is your best friend? 4 amazing woman and 1 man (love them) 24. What is your eye color? brown 25. What is your hair color? brown 26. Who is someone you love? my dog Snow, my mom+dad+brother, my besties + boyfriend 27. Who is someone you trust? my mom always! 28. Who is someone you think about often? familiy, doggo and boyf. 29. Are you currently excited about/for something? maybe this year im going to move out from my families house :) 30. What is your biggest obsession? my agatha christie books! 31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Charmed and Bewitched 32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? my bff Ge 33. Are you superstitious? a little... 34. Do you have any unusual phobias? unusual? no.. 35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? def behind 36. What is your favorite hobby? the sims, reading, tumblr... 37. What was the last book you read?  Red Queen (by Victoria Aveyard) 38. What was the last movie you watched?  The Addams Family (2019) 39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? unfortunately none :( 40. What is your favorite animal? do I still have to say? Dogs :D 41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? so many, idk! 42. What superpower do you wish you had? read minds 43. When and where do you feel most at peace? at home in my bedroom 44. What makes you smile? my friends, my dog, books, animal gifs, series 45. What sports do you play, if any? none at the moment, but i used to play volley 46. What is your favorite drink? Water and orange or cashew juice 47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? at the christimas :) 48. Are you afraid of heights? yes! 49. What is your biggest pet peeve? people smacking while eating 50. Have you ever been to a concert? yes! 51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? no :( 52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? veterinary 53. What fictional world would you like to live in? San Myshuno (TS4) or Hogwarts 54. What is something you worry about? The future and climate change 55. Are you scared of the dark? No! 56. Do you like to sing? yes but im not good hahahaha 57. Have you ever skipped school? yep hahahahaha 58. What is your favorite place on the planet? Verin/Spain 59. Where would you like to live? Verin/Spain 60. Do you have any pets? I think that’s pretty clear by now... :D 61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? def early bird  62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunrises 63. Do you know how to drive? yes! 64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? neither 65. Have you ever had braces? yes! 66. What is your favorite genre of music? I love everything, but Pop and Rock! 67. Who is your hero? My mom and dad 68. Do you read comic books? I read it once... 69. What makes you the most angry? inhumanity!! 70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? real books for the win! 71. What is your favorite subject in school? art and biology 72. Do you have any siblings? I have a little brother 73. What was the last thing you bought? food hahahaha 74. How tall are you? 159 cm 75. Can you cook? yes! 76. What are three things that you love? family+doggo, friends, boyf. 77. What are three things that you hate? ignorance, sexism, racism 78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? female friends 79. What is your sexual orientation? straight 80. Where do you currently live? Brazil 81. Who was the last person you texted? my boyf Marcos  82. When was the last time you cried? last night 83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? I dont watch anything on youtube... 84. Do you like to take selfies? sometimes :) 85. What is your favorite app? Spotify, Tumblr and Instagram 86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? love my mom and dad! 87. What is your favorite foreign accent? portuguese from Portugal and English from Uk. 88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? England and Morocco 89. What is your favorite number? 23 90. Can you juggle? no! 91. Are you religious? hum no! 92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? outer space!! 93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? idk... 94. Are you allergic to anything? nope! 95. Can you curl your tongue? yes! 96. Can you wiggle your ears? no! 97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? if I’m wrong, I’m wrong 98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? neither 99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? don't trust everyone 100. Are you a good liar? yes but only white lies 101. What is your Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw!! 102. Do you talk to yourself? best convo ever :) 103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? normally an extrovert... 104. Do you keep a journal/diary? no! 105. Do you believe in second chances? yes, but strike three and you’re out 106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? I look for the person, see if there is any contact in the wallet to call or leave it somewhere appropriate  107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? yes aaand no 108. Are you ticklish? a little 109. Have you ever been on a plane? yes! 110. Do you have any piercings? no! 111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Hercule Poirot 112. Do you have any tattoos? no! 113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? just go with the flow and do 114. Do you believe in karma? hmmm yes! 115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses, but only when I need to see far 116. Do you want children? maybe in the future...a boy 117. Who is the smartest person you know? my mom 118. What is your most embarrassing memory? let’s not go there... 119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? too many times 120. What color are most of you clothes? they are colorful 121. Do you like adventures? yes! 122. Have you ever been on TV? nope 123. How old are you? 28 looking like 20 and never growing up hahahaha 124. What is your favorite quote? “I am who i am today because of the choices i made yesterday” by Eleanor Roosevelt 125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory

[humanitys-shortest]

✨Simself Tag!!✨

I was tagged by the lovely @shyysims to do the Simself Tag, so here we go with the 125 bloody questions! (I commend whoever came up with all of them, because that’s a lot of brain power that I do not possess.) But! I’m so excited to do this, so thank you so much shyysims!! (●´ω｀●)

I will tag @calsea-ger, @alienshootlove, @wolfy-drawsstuff, @hallucinosims and @stories4sims - of course, you don’t have too! Only if you wanna & have the spare time. :D

Rules: You have to make a simself and include whatever you wish (like traits or anything about you) Then answer the following questions!! (✿◠‿◠)

And heeeree weee go~

Traits: creative, coffee lover(I liked the icon bcuz I love warm drinks but I actually hate coffee dont sue me), geek, music lover, a photo album, geek, loner, hearts(cuz I’m full of love duh) and bookworm!

I also included my aspiration - to become a photographer. 

What is your full name? Charlotte

What is your nickname? Char, Lottie, and Petey!

Birthday? February 22nd

What is your favorite book series? ..Twilight..

Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Yep!

Who is your favorite author? I wish I could say J.K Rolling but I’ll go with Stephenie Meyer cuz Twilight fueld my younger teenage years.

What is your favorite radio station? Heaven knows

What is your favorite flavor of anything? Wellllll s’kinda confusing! I love chocolate flavoured ice-cream but I can’t have chocolate flavoured crisps, can I? I’m just gonna go with chocolate. 🍫

What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? awesomeeee possssummmm

What is your current favorite song? Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & Wine

What is your favorite word? coolio

What was the last song you listened to? Lisztomania by Phoenix 

What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Gotham!!

What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? The Amazing Spider-Man

Do you play video games? Yessiree

What is your biggest fear? Moths & heights

What is your best quality, in your opinion? my storytelling? I’m pretty proud of the ideas I come up with, if that means anything. xD

What is your worst quality, in your opinion? S’always overthinking everything.

Do you like cats or dogs better? kitty

What is your favorite season? Autumn & Winter - can’t chooseeee!!

Are you in a relationship? Yep :)

What is something you miss from your childhood? I relate with @shyysims’ last answer - friends, lmao.

Who is your best friend? My Amber

What is your eye color? Dark brown

What is your hair color? Dark brown

Who is someone you love? My boyf and my bestfriend

Who is someone you trust? The above :)

Who is someone you think about often? Jack Napier

Are you currently excited about/for something? AVENGERS INFINITY WAR TRAILER POSSIBLY DROPPING TOMORROW

What is your biggest obsession? rn, batjokes ofc!!

What was your favorite TV show as a child? Ed, Edd and Eddy & Rugratz. c:

Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? My s/o

Are you superstitious? kinda?

Do you have any unusual phobias? Not that I can think of? Ooh! I hate it when a single strand of hair lands on my skin or something. It freaks me out cuz it feels weird.

Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Behind. I take the photos, I ain’t in them :P

What is your favorite hobby? Writing! Followed by gaming!!

What was the last book you read? Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (script)

What was the last movie you watched? Fantastic Beasts, The Crimes Of Grindelwald

What musical instruments do you play, if any? The triangle.

What is your favorite animal? Wolves! I also rlly rlly love deers and elephants.

What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? mellie, freddie-luthor, wolfy, elijah & smolbeanjoker :)

What superpower do you wish you had? The power of SELF DAMN CONFIDENCE

When and where do you feel most at peace? Anywhere my s/o is.

What makes you smile? Jack Napier :)

What sports do you play, if any? I used to really love playing basketball and cricket. S’been ages.

What is your favorite drink? Any kind of hot chocolate. :)

When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? October for my bestfriends birthday. :D

Are you afraid of heights? b o i 

What is your biggest pet peeve? Liars?

Have you ever been to a concert? Not with this anxiety I haven’t 

Are you vegan/vegetarian? No. but full respect to those who are :)

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was in primary school, a zoo-keeper... high-school, an author.

What fictional world would you like to live in? The fuckin Harry Potter world please.

What is something you worry about? Life

Are you scared of the dark? Not really

Do you like to sing? Yep! But can I? Nope.

Have you ever skipped school? Uhh yes

What is your favorite place on the planet? My bed

Where would you like to live? Anywhere near a forest/woodland. Honestly Arcadia Bay is my aesthetic.

Do you have any pets? One doggo, three kitto’s.

Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? twittwoo

Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunsets

Do you know how to drive? No :c

Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? Earbuds

Have you ever had braces? Nada

What is your favorite genre of music? The LIS Soundtrack is a genre of music, right?

Who is your hero? Peter Parker.

Do you read comic books? What do you think if my account is based on Batman hmmmm

What makes you the most angry? Liars

Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? Real book

What is your favorite subject in school? Media

Do you have any siblings? two sisters, two brothers

What was the last thing you bought? a selection box. for myself. no no m’actually sharing with @crycel ;)

How tall are you? 5′3

Can you cook? Toast? Yes.

What are three things that you love? My boyfriend, my bestfriend and Jack Napier

What are three things that you hate? liars, my lack of self confidence n’ belief, and widowmaker auto-lockers

Do you have more female friends or more male friends? Female

What is your sexual orientation? pink yellow and blue baby

Where do you currently live? tea land

Who was the last person you texted? Ammmbaaah

When was the last time you cried? Last week?

Who is your favorite YouTuber? Depends on my mood! But recently it’s Shane

Do you like to take selfies? I do, because I really wanna try and bring my self confidence up. Buuuut most of the time it fails and I just feel worse about myself god dammit

What is your favorite app? tech not an app but ao3

What is your relationship with your parent(s) like?

What is your favorite foreign accent? Aussies!!

What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Bristol. To see my bestfriend.

What is your favorite number? 7

Can you juggle? xD

Are you religious? no

Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? Outer space 

Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? Absolutely not

Are you allergic to anything? Some sort of washing power lmao my skin doesn’t likey much

Can you curl your tongue? nuuu

Can you wiggle your ears? nuuuuuuuu

How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? As soon as I realize I am

Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forest

What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? always try and see the good side of things

Are you a good liar? Mehhhh

What is your Hogwarts House? HUFFLEPOOF

Do you talk to yourself? not really?

Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert 

Do you keep a journal/diary? used too! Now I have scrapbooks, if thats any consolation 

Do you believe in second chances? Yes. But it’s got me into trouble, lmao

If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Turn it in somewhere, whatever shop/place is closest if they’re trustworthy

Do you believe that people are capable of change? Yes and no

Are you ticklish? ...no

Have you ever been on a plane? Hell no

Do you have any piercings? all natural bby

What fictional character do you wish was real? Peter Parker. (but i’m the female version of him okay)

Do you have any tattoos? Not yet

What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? HAH

Do you believe in karma? aye

Do you wear glasses or contacts? I think I need glasses tbf

Do you want children? no, my sim bbies are my children. and my cats.

Who is the smartest person you know? my bestfriend (sorry boyf)

What is your most embarrassing memory? we don’t go there

Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? what’s sleep? at least, CONISTENT HOURS of sleep?

What color are most of you clothes? Black from my emo days, but now I’m really into yellows and soft colours

Do you like adventures? Yessss, as long as I’m with someone I feel safe with

Have you ever been on TV? I hope not

How old are you? 19

What is your favorite quote? “ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” or  “worrying means you suffer twice”

Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? Sweet

YAY

[fairylightsandthings]

March 12th, Part One

Summary: Darya Sawyer finally understanding her growing feelings for Alex.

Pairing: OC Darya Sawyer x OC Alex Hatfield - Dalex

Tags: @thesquidliesthuman my child who amazingly lets me use his OC in fics and helped create my favorite OC OTP

Part One:

A slight sleepy sound escaped Darya's lips, finding herself way too comfortable than usual. As her eyes fluttered open, blinking in the darkness a little confused at where she was. Until, she felt an arm wrap around her waist and tenderly tug her closer. Oh, now i remember. Was the first thing that came into her head, as she rolled over to lay her head on Alex's chest - That same boy she'd been texting hours prior to this moment. Wondering if he'd known that she'd woken up, and she was about to say something until she'd felt his fingers on her back. Small patterns being oh so tenderly traced onto the exposed skin, well all of her skin was pretty exposed with the fact He'd pulled off her clothes at some point in their evening. Moving one of her arms around his waist as she tucks her face against his chest, Darya let herself slowly drift back to sleep. The gentle touches to her back lulling her into soft contentment. When Alex dropped Darya off at home the next morning, she was left with a kiss and the promise of a 'see you later'. Which left her a little confused on the whole situation, as she didn't go into the house but instead called her cousin and made the trek to her house.

When Darya stepped up to the apartment door, it was already being opened. "Okay baby bee, spill. Who's shirt is that?" Kira tugged Darya into the apartment. "Oh, um- It's a long story." Darya murmured a little shyly as they walked to the kitchen. "I uh, spent the night at Alex's last night. And he let me borrow a shirt." She fidgets with her fingers, sitting herself in a chair. "Just spent the night? Hon, you have hickies all over your neck." Kira laughed as she starts the kettle on the stove, turning and crossing her arms over her chest. Darya flushes with color as she lays her head on her palms, biting on her bottom lip a moment. "So maybe i had sex with Alex, and now I'm freaking out." She admitted, her mind wandering back over to her night. "Wait, you did what? Darya-" Kira starts and Darya nods. "First kiss, and first time. It's such a weird feeling to explain, Ki. But i trust him." Kira purses her lips a moment as she sits across from her baby cousin. "You like him? I don't think I've even ever seen you look at another person semi romantically... Much less.. Wow, i mean you do talk about him a lot since you met him." Kira's words caused Darya to hide her face behind her hands. "It's.. different. When I'm around Alex, it's different. He's so sweet to me, and makes me feel so safe." Bringing her hands down and placing them onto the table as she looks at Kira. "I do like him, god i like him so much. And I've never liked anyone before, but he just fell into my life. And he's funny, and he makes me laugh." Laying her head on the table as she sighs. "But i don't know if last night was just two people hooking up, or if-" Kira was shaking her head. "What kinda stuff did he say to you? During, after, this morning?" She inquires and that makes Darya blush again.

"He was so soft with me, careful with his hands. Really good with his mouth- Not like- um- kissing wise. He's a really good kisser." Darya stumbled over her words a bit. "And like, he kept telling me how pretty i was and asking if i was alright." Her eyes fluttered slightly, slightly dazed by the memory she could almost feel his hand sliding up her back. "Get off on your own time Sawyer, jeez." Kira teased which snapped Darya back into the moment. "Shit- Sorry. I was just-" she started before being interrupted. "Fantasizing about your maybe boyf." Those words caused Darya to flush and hide her face. "Kiraaaaaaa. I'm leaving!" Darya pushed herself to stand up, when Kira grabbed her arm. "I'm just teasing you Baby Bee, i think that he may like you as more than just a one night fling. Otherwise he wouldn't have been so gentle with you. AND he let you spend the night! AND held you! That's gotta be more than a one night thing!" Darya stared at her cousin, a little disbelieving since, who could ever like someone like her? "I'm.. I'm just gonna go home and shower, then maybe go to the quarry to think for a while.. Thanks for letting me ramble." She mumbled and took her arm from her cousins grasp as she leaves with a small sigh.

When she opened the front door to her Aunt and Uncles house, she was met with a near deafening silence. Silently thanking any god that made the house empty at near 4pm, while making her way upstairs and into the bathroom. There is no way that he likes me. Dragging her hands over her face as she felt her eyes starting to water. Fuck, will he even still want to be my friend? The thought of potentially losing the only friend she'd made in her life, nearly caused Darya physical pain. Sure, she liked him as more than a friend. But if he didn't want her like that, she could suffer through any pain that came with that outcome. But.. If he didn't want to be her friend anymore, that would crush her. "Ugh, fuck." Darya murmured stepping into the now running shower and stood under the hot water. You're so stupid Darya, of course he'll just dip out. He got something from you. He's got no reason to stay. The thought sent her to the shower floor, hiding her face in her knees as she tried to contain the soft sobs. I'm sorry, i know. But- He's better than that- He's better than you. Don't say that. He'll move on to someone prettier and smarter than you, I'm sure he's got plenty of options. Darya moved her arms over her head, clenching her teeth as she sniffles softly. But if he still wants to be my friend.. I can do it. I know i can. He's my friend. Is he though? YES There was a silence in her head now, her insecurities being pushed to the back of her mind as she stood up to finish her shower.

Within the span of about an hour Darya was seated on her bed, clean, dressed(Alex's shirt carefully folded underneath her pillow), makeup on. Her hands lightly shaking as she typed out a message to Alex, then stood up and grabbed her backpack. Once she left her room and started down the stairs, she heard the tv on in the living room. The sound causing the hair on the back of her neck to stand up and a shiver to run down her spine. She was already half way down, if she could just get out of the- "Darya? Is that you?" The voice was eerily calm, with a hint of a near Cheshire cat tone as He addressed her. "Y- yes, Uncle Nick. I was just heading out, did you-" She was cut off as Nick pulled her off the steps and shoved her back into the wall. "And where were you last night?" Nick's face was unreadable, but he sounded terrifyingly angry as he glared down at Darya. "I- I fell asleep at a friends house and-" She was dropped to her feet as Nick's hand came in contact with her face. The contact caused her to stumble back a bit, her back hitting the wall again. "Don't lie to me, Darya. What's this?" Grabbing a hold of her hair and tugging her head back to expose her neck, Nick scowled. "Off being a little slut are we?" Darya's eyes watered slightly, her scalp ached from the pull to her hair. As she felt her phone vibrate in her back pocket, lifting her gaze to meet her Uncle's. "N- No, i got into a fight- I-" Being backhanded shut her up real quick, before Nick stepped away from her to wipe the blood from his knuckles. "You're not welcome back in this house tonight. Get out." It was a simple enough task, as Darya fled the house as fast as she could. Hugging her backpack and not stopping until she reached the quarry.

With her legs dangling over the edge and a cigarette between her lips, Darya finally pulled her phone out to check her messages.

From: Darya

To: Alexander Hamilton

At: 5:00 pm

Ayeeewe

You

Ayyyeeeee

From: Alexander Hamilton

To: Darya

At: 5:15pm

Why hello there~

A slight smile curled her lips up, as she takes a drag off her cigarette and types out a quick response and the conversation flows pretty quickly from there.

Darya:

Hiiiiiiiiii

How ya doing?

Alex:

I'm alive

And how are you?

Darya:

Just alive?

And tbh same

Alex:

Well

I mean

What answer did you expect from me?

Darya:

I have no idea to be honest

Alex:

Hm

Fair

Did you have fun last night?

Darya:

Perhaps i diddddd

🙈

Did you?

Alex:

I had a great time, love

Darya:

Well I'm glad!

Been busy today?

Alex:

Mostly some jobs.

How's your day been?

Darya:

Came home

Showered

Ran into my uncle

Now I'm just chillin at the quarry

So it was alright.

Alex:

Want me to come by?

Darya stared at her phone for a moment, biting on her bottom lip as she hesitated before responding.

Darya:

If you wanna💚

Alex:

Why wouldn't I want to? 💙

When the text flashed across the screen, Darya teared up slightly and brought her phone to her chest. Please, if it's not meant to be. I don't think i can handle it.

Darya:

Alexxxxx💙💚

I dunnooo💙

Once she hit send, she turned her phone over next to her. Taking a slow breath to recollect herself, while toying idly with her thumbs. What If when he knows me, he's only disappointed? What if I give myself away, to only get it given back? If when he holds me, My heart is set in motion. I'm not prepared for that, I'm scared of breaking open. Darya's thoughts are interrupted by the boy who slides himself to sit with her, taking the cigarette from her mouth as she turns her head to look at him when he speaks. "Hey~" When Alex spoke, Darya smiled as she tilts her head just slightly while looking at him. "Heyyy." Alex just chuckled softly, wrapping an arm around Darya's shoulders gently. He looked out at the quarry, letting his feet dangle over the edge of the quarry. Darya leaned into him as her arms wrapped around his waist before pressing a soft kiss to Alex's cheek. "It's nice out here." There was a subtle increase in her heartbeat at Alex's closeness, surprised by his arm over her shoulder and the fact she felt him lay his chin on her head.

"It is, but-" Alex started a grin playing on his lips as he tilts his head to look down at Darya, who in turn looked up at him. "Do you know what's nicer?" He asks, that playful tone heavily present. "Hm?" Darya tilts her head a bit as she bites her bottom lip. "You~" Alex says easily with a small giggle and presses a soft kiss to Darya's forehead, as she blushes heavily. My heart, this boy is so sweet. "You're such a dork." Darya giggled as she shakes her head with a soft smile. "Dork and proud, hon." Alex laughs, god that beautiful sound, a grin still on his face. "I bet you are." Darya lays her head on Alex's shoulder, nudging her nose against his cheek a little bit. The two quieted down, enjoying each others company and the view of the Quarry when Darya noticed Alex rubbing his lower back.

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Oh I don't even know where to start lol Maybe I'm curious about the ocs you put in your respect women meme ? And I think about one named salt or something? Sorry, I don't exactly know who they are

wahaha no, no thank you for your interest! it means a lot to me that anyone would wanna know more about my characters!i answered an ask about Salt already but the charas from the respect women meme are Eliot and Elaine! Eliot is… probably my favorite OC. He’s definitely up there, though i have lots of favs

Eliot and Elaine are siblings! They belong to a much, much bigger family but live apart from them due to, coughs, differences in ideologies and morals. Their family runs a syndicate, so. Elaine was the first to move away as she was kicked out of the family by their mother and Eliot followed by choice a little while later. Elaine is older, calmer, and more mature. Despite her somewhat shy and reluctant demeanor, she will speak out about things she feels strongly about such as women’s rights. She was pretty close with Eliot but when they met up once again she found he had considerably changed and now has a harder time connecting with him. Generally Elaine is timid and easily bullied about her insecurities. She dabbles in programming, coding, and hacking in her spare time.Eliot’s a fuckingngngjnn piece of trash boy. Once he left his family he never lived in once place for long until rendezvousing with Elaine. He’s more street smart than his sister and knows roughly how to hold his own in a fight but he’s like. small. so its pretty easy to throw him around if you can catch him. He reaallly dislikes Elaine (he loves her but wont admit it) and is definitely more harsh to her now despite having looked up to her in the past. He used to take after her (ie; timid, scared) but their personalities diverged drastically after they parted. He curses a lot and is like. always scowling because he is an angry, angry boy, but he’s insecure about his height and he blushes very easily (that last part kind of runs in the family). He is rarely seen smiling except sometimes when he’s with his boyf, and he only cries when he’s alone. Eliot is just mean and a jerk and he’s basically a stray cat if that helps you picture him better. i love my trash son very much. Oh, he likes cats but they dont like him. I’m sorry for typing so much, I could go on and on but I’ll shut up now. Tysm for giving me the chance to yell about my children! One day, I’d like to talk about their other siblings/family too but they’re not as well fleshed out and I’ve never posted drawings of them before ^^;

[vhopesbootycall]

92 Truths Tag

RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you; at the end choose people to be tagged

I was tagged by @sapidsuga ~ this took me so long to do because I lost your post ehehe. Thankyou for tagging me sweetness.x

Tagging: @hobiholly, @jungtookthejams, @icanwritethethings, @waeemmii, @taehyungiesvalentine

Last

1. drink - Vimto mixed with sparkling water. 2. phone call - My mother asking if the horse is alright. 3. text message - “well that’s a shame, I didn’t do it on purpose” lol, I didn’t leave a certain set of keys out and my mother got angry. 4. song you listened to - Anne Marie - Heavy 5. time you cried - last week maybe? my hormones were all over the place :(

Ever

6. dated someone twice - mehhh, I went back to my first boyf for like a week. 7. kissed someone and regretted it - definitely!! 8. been cheated on - unfortunately yes, horrible horrible time. 9. lost someone special - yes 10. been depressed - like diagnosed by a doctor?? no 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - YES! just last month actually (ehehe)

Fave colours

12. blue 13. purple 14. grey

In the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes!! you know who you are 16. fallen out of love - yes, and I was so happy I did 18. found out someone was talking about you - ohhh yesss 19. met someone who changed you - you could say that 20. found out who your friends are - yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yes

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - All - some I know from school/college/work and some are from here! :D 23. do you have any pets - yes!! 14+ budgies, 3 dogs, 1 horse & 1 cat 24. do you want to change your name - i’d love to! 25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing!! :( 26. what time did you wake up today - 08:55                                                      

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - working                                 

28. what is something you cant wait for - to start my driving lessons

30. what are you listening to right now - lion king 2 soundtrack 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes, my yard owner is called tom

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - my ridiculous shifts at work

33. most visited website - tumblr & instagram

34. hair colour - brown/black

35. long or short hair - I did have the most amazing, long locks ever!! then my dumbass cut them 36. do you have a crush on someone - define crush? ;) 37. what do you like about yourself - my determination 38. want any piercings? - I have enough 39. blood type - pass 40. nicknames - yoda, baby bear  41. relationship status - single 42. zodiac - capricorn 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows - riverdale, teen wolf, 13 reasons why 45. tattoos - 1 atm 46. right or left handed - right 47. ever had surgery - yep, when I was a lil child 48. piercings - ears 49. sport - equestrian 24/7 !!!! 50. vacation - florida is my all time fave!! but i’m dying to go to tokyo 51. trainers - i’m more of a knee high boots kinda girl

More general

52. eating - just eaten a chocolate muffin 53. drinking - sadly not vodka 54. i’m about to watch - not a clueee 55. waiting for - my taehyung hoodie to arrive!!! 56. want - a range rover 57. get married - only if it’s to hoseok 58. career - I want my own equestrian business

Which is better

59. hugs or kisses - kisses 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - taller 62. older or younger - older 63. nice arms or stomach - arms 64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - I mean, we all like a badboy now and then eheh

Have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - yes 67. drank hard liquor - I don’t even know 68. lost glasses - yes and i’m so annoyed 69. turned someone down - i’ m too nice to do that 70. sex on first date - no 71. broken someone’s heart - I hope I broke my exe’s heart 72. had your heart broken - YES!  73. been arrested - no 74. cried when someone died - yes 75. fallen for a friend - errrrmm, no

Do you believe in

76. yourself - pass 77. miracles - I am a miracle 

78. love at first sight - have you seen hoseok?!!! how could you not fall in love with that at first sight?!

79. santa claus - FUCK YEAH!! no 80. kiss on a first date - maybe 81. angels - yes

Other

82. best friend’s name - I don’t really have one singular best friend, but I’m pretty close with my cousin francess  83. eye colour - mine? brown 84. fave movie - IT (2017) 85. fave actor - Cillian Murphy

Random

86. I love going to the cinema

87. I have an obsession with duvet covers

88. i’m a major wwe fan!!

89. I love horror movies - specifically the Halloween movies

90. I am petrified of the dentists

91. i have been riding horses since I was 4

92. this took so long

[denscomarsh]

1, 21, or 42 with boyf riends? It's totally up to you which one you use, thank you!

(How about A L L. prepare for angst™)

Twin Size Mattress

“You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?” Michael was standing at his front door, squinting, in a pair of Deadpool boxers. I had gotten them for him at the end of eighth grade, right after he came out to me. They are well loved.

“That’s what I’m leading with, yes.”

“So there’s more.” Michael sighed and turned to walk up the stairs, treading lightly. His mom was a light sleeper. My voice lowered to a whisper as I followed him, pulling the door shut behind me and locking it.

“Yeah. But I don’t wanna talk about that part yet. Right now, we are talking about how cute you look right now, ya big dope.”

“Jeremy, I am highly offended but I am too tired to insult you back so instead I do this.” He slowly gave me the finger before flopping down into the bunk beds he still inexplicably owned. Michael’s an only child.

“I love you too, Mikey.” I curled around him, making sure my feet didn’t touch his. I was not in the mood for a “your feet are too damn cold, jer” exchange right now.

After a few minutes, I broke the silence.

“So. It’s almost the end of summer. I can’t believe we graduated.”

“Graduation was awesome, Jer! We got stoned in my basement.”

“Yeah, Mikey. We sure did. But the point that I’m getting to is that-” I sneezed. “Fuck, Michael when’s the last time you washed your sheets? You know I’m allergic to Footloose.”

“Footloose is allergic to you. She’s the best cat. You cannot compare.”

“I’m not a cat.”

“Yes, but you are a furry.”

“Dang it, Mikey! This is supposed to be serious.” I sat up. “Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I leave for college in three hours.”

Michael was silent for a moment.

“Where?” It was more of a statement than a question. I could tell he didn’t wanna hear the answer.

“MIT.”

“Fuck Jer. That’s like 12 hours’ drive.”

“I know. I didn’t wanna tell you unless I got in. I didn’t really even think I would! It’s like crazy competitive and I’m so glad I got in but it means-”

“Don’t you say that… not you!” Michael’s fingernails started digging into his palms, and his eyes were watering.

"Michael, you know what it means. I have to leave, Mikey, I have to go! This is my dream. And I know your dad left when you were little but I’m not-”

I was cut off by Michael slapping me across the face.

“Fuck you, Jeremy Heere! Fuck you and fuck MIT and fuck Cambridge and fuck Massachusetts! Fuck you for leaving me! I thought we were always gonna be a team, Jer? What happened to that?”

“This is hard for me too, Michael! I have to leave everybody behind. You and my dad, and Christine and Brooke are going to college in New York and Rich is going to fucking California and Jake is gonna be in Washington for his internship and just. Fuck, Mikey! I can’t believe I’m even doing this! I can barely afford to go on my scholarship and my dad is working two jobs to help my pay my tuition.“

Michael, by now, had given up on being angry and was a sobbing pile on the floor.

"Fuck, Jer. Please stay. I can’t do this alone. You’re supposed to be my rock. Don’t leave me.” He was begging now, tears rolling from his eyes, which were squeezed shut so he didn’t have to look at me. I didn’t blame him.

“Hey man, I love you, but no fucking way.”I pushed him off my lap and I stood up. I had to go before I changed my mind. I kept my face toward the hall so Michael couldn’t see me crying. When I got to the front door, I paused for a minute with my hand on the frame, wondering if it was worth it.

And then I walked outside.