#another bad joke

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

[eriexplosion]

[ventresses]

Anyone else noticed how Kaminoans like Nala Se and Taun We have soft voices like the gentle whispering of angels, whereas Lama Su's voice sounds like he's smoked 2 packs a day for the past 40 years???

[kineticallyanywhere]

anyway her fantasy name is Burr Dy'Oak, biological citizen of New Oakvale. And Bird.

[krash-8]

neurotypicals will laugh when I say 'im autistic" like bitch im not joking AND now I know you think making fun of autistic people is funny

[echo-s-land]

It's— *wheeze*

It- it's *wheeze*

It's Loufoque.

*laugh so hard that i die*

[flamememeago]

A collection of Monkee images that sure make a post.

[haystarlight]

Hey I know you're all trying to be humorous but can we fucking stop with the jokes that are like "all men are horrible at sex always and only lesbians can keep women satisfied"??

They're not funny anymore

And I'm not just saying that because I'm a bisexual with a boyfriend and I love guys just as much as I love ladies

I'm also saying this because I bet there are lesbians that are bad at sex, too! Especially if they've come out of the closet very recently and have never been with another woman before

And also, gender identity and biological sex are fluid and complicated and don't always match and these jokes forget about that

[smokbeast]

I keep seeing digimon everywhere so I’m slapping down my digimon ocs.

[greencheekconure27]

If anything the "Stalin was bad" post once again proves that tankies are sheep* .They like to gather in big mobs, the members of which are only barely capable of independent thought and have the average knowledge and maturity levels of a particularly poorly educated 15yo.

The leaders occasionally put out something vaguely resembling an original thought for their followers to parrot back.**To quote a certain famous (if apocryphal) letter "the devil shits and your army eats it"

* I would like to apologize to sheep here. Good USEFUL animals, unlike tankies.

** also my apologies to parrots, who are both much smarter and more independent.

[trappedinacomputer]

I can't believe Bad ended stream cause he got a booty call from Cucurucho smh

[zgatotoon]

“Get a hold of yourself, Tsukasa!”

Context: sometimes, Tsukasa seems to can’t handle the usual teasing his troupe do to him, but that’s fine! A Star like himself should be able little jokes! He’ll be fine! (Lie)

(this is a redraw/inspired by an old doodle that have the same context but different) (this one!)

[runwayblues]

you have got to be kidding me

[soaked-ghost]

do u guys ever think about how nightmare was doomed from the day he was made? do u guys ever think that nightmare hates not only his mother for making him this way, but also himself for being this way? do u guys think that nightmare ever feels shame or disgust over what he is and what he is becoming? do u guys ever think about how nightmare thinks of himself as evil and unredeemable and none deserving of love of compassion because he was 'born' to be evil and unredeemable and unlovable? do u guys think he ever wishes he was someone else?

[leeryhunter]

Scratch wants to obey Alan. The darkness craves to return to its creator. Scratch will be obedient and loyal if Alan is ready to listen for him. But he will become fury, uncontrollable, unbearable when Alan reject him. Scratch wants to obey Alan, craves to be dominated over him, asks for a hard strong hand that will lead him, to guide his thirst of destruction. (But will Alan be able to control himself?) Scratch belongs to Alan, he is a part of a single whole, he is a lost piece of writer's soul. The cat that walks by himself but always returns to the master.

[an-theduckin]

Currently one of my mutuals is celebrating matpat quitting YouTube and another mutual is crying over it .