You’d done it now, you’ve pushed your wolf!hybrid boyfriend too far. It was just a little playful behavior, at least… that’s what you were intending, but you ended up chewing on and humping one of his favorite tshirts while he was away, not knowing how much he adored it.
As he approached, you quickly rolled onto your back, showing your belly in a submissive display and tucking your tail between your legs.
He snarled, quickly pouncing on you, pinning your wrists above you with one of his massive hands.
“Stupid little pup, didn’t I tell you to stop messing up my things? Can’t leave you alone for more an hour before you start humping and tearing up my shit.”
You let out a whine, your puppy ears pinning back as you nuzzled against his neck apologetically. “Sorry… sorry… j-just a puppy, don’t be mad… I miss you when you’re gone… miss my mate…”
He sighed, pressing his bulge into your needy cunt. “Sorry, sweetheart. That’s not gonna work this time.”
Hours went by, the only thing you could concentrate on being his cock pounding into you so hard you saw stars. He had already knotted you once, and now he was fucking his cum back into you after it began to spill down your thighs.
“What’s the matter, pup? Can’t make anymore excuses now? Can’t even talk because you’re too fucked out?”
You drooled on your pillow, groaning as he finally pulled out. He was quick to flip you back on your back, settling his face between your thighs and lapping at your cunt.
“T-too much… can’t…” you complained, pawing at his head. With one glare from him, you pulled your hands away and only writhed as he continued.
“If you can be a bad pup, you can face the consequences.”
By the next day, you were being carried around and pampered by your boyfriend, who always took good care of his pup after fucking your brains out~
As requested, the list of archaeology nemeses which i poses: (in no particular order other than #5 bc tumblrs formatting hates me right now, and i cant be bothered to fix it)
Whoever convinced the general public that archaeologists and paleontologists are the same thing (not the public themselves, i can be nice to them, but whoever started it.............. i just want to talk)
Trying to excavate in dry soil with high sand content and having sediment patches just... leak out in random spots from the pit walls
Cant Function A Mattock To Save My Life
Sieving wet clay is like sieving porridge and its TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE and DISGUSTING and makes HORRENDUS SOUNDS
As discussed, Munsell chart and my complete and utter inability to read colours correctly
Any varient of the "The archaeologists didnt figure this out it was some Normal Person Who Knows Crafts And Life Skills" my Dear Personal Friend i hate to rain on your anti-academia parade, but archaeologists ARE people (although jury's still out on normal for some of them...)
highlight of playing armored core for answer so far has been this delectable localisation error
this rando in the arena's profile notes that "unlike Big Mouse, he's known for choosing missions carefully"
this delighted me because i've not met big mouse yet so this feels like such a random off the cuff remark to make about someone. who is Big Mouse
well i keep on playing and can't help but notice i seem to not have found big mouse after quite a while. so i go ahead and look it up
Big Mouse does not exist. the sentence should say something like 'in spite of his big mouth, he's known for choosing missions carefully, so don't take his illustrious combat record too seriously.'
the localisation of this game invented a more proficient mech pilot called Big Mouse and he now lurks round every corner with his illustrous and more legitimate combat record. hes going to fuckig kill me
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Forgive me Archaeologist, for I have sinned: when I was 10 years old, I found a shard of pottery with paint on it in the ground at the campsite where my family was having a picnic (this was in the American Southwest, in an area known for ancient civilizations who made painted pottery), and instead of leaving it there, I picked it up and excitedly took it (with the best of intentions!) to the park ranger's station to show them, and they were very annoyed that I had removed it from the site. 😞😭
No 😭😭 Archaeological site foiled by the excitement of children yet again!!
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Actually i have a lot of thoughts on stuff like this! Its the sort of easy accident that happens all the time, especially with kids. I feel like this is actually such a genuine area of excitement and interest that we dont do a good job at interacting with.
Particularly with artefacts like you described, theyre super easy for people to identify and get excited about. But if they dont know what the appropriate course of action is, sites can get harmed.
And honestly i feel like National Parks and public access areas which have sites, or the potential for site, should have... like, something similar to a scavenger hunt type form available.
Something that lets them like mark on a map where they think they are, describe things what they've found and what they think it might be, and to draw pictures or take photos. And then they can excitedly take their "actual archaeology work" back to the park stations. That way when kids actually find sites or historical materials, Parks staff is actually notified, and the sites are less disturbed.
Kids (and even adults) are so excited about archaeology stuff, we've just got to teach them how to be excited about it in a helpful way, and teach then what looking after a site actually looks like!!