#anything4views imagine

[persistentarcade]

Fandom List

Hey y’all! I promised I would write a list of the fandoms I take requests/commissions for. Here they are: 

80s movies (Bill and Ted, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, etc--if you would like an 80s request, just message the film name and I’ll see what I can do!)

Celebrities (depending on the celebrity)

Cancer Crew (Ian, Joji, Max--yes I know this fandom is dead)

Cold Ones 

Crimson Peak

Disney 

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

Marvel (Particularly the MCU, Deadpool and The Fantastic Four. I currently do not write for X-Men) 

The Monkees

Musicals 

Night at the Museum

The Office 

The Outsiders 

Parks and Recreation

Popee The Performer 

Stranger Things

TF2

Willy’s Wonderland 

I’m sure I forgot other fandoms, so if you don’t see your fandom on here, DM me and I’ll see what I can do! I will also write an original work for you! 

[stanleyknivez]

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Chad destroys a Gucci watch and Max says ACAB

[safarimanfitz]

Waking Up Besides The Cancer Crew Headcanons

prompt: Headcanons to waking up beside The cancer crew A/N: wow a post?! the world stopped spinning! I’m sorry this took so long I didn’t have the motive to write this one until now!! Sorry it’s short but I don’t know I’m a disappointment lol.

JOJI//TVFILTHYFRANK: -he’s already awake and waiting for you. -raspy voiced Joji with messy hair!!!! -“Were you watching me sleep George?” “No… maybe… no that’s fucking creepy.”

MAX//MAXMOEFOE: -it rotates on who gets up first. -for once he’s not loud. -but he’s just a bit demanding. -“Y/N will you make me breakfast?” -“Y/N wake up I need you.” -“go brush your teeth so I can kiss you.” -still slightly tired Max >

CHAD//ANYTHING4VIEWS: -you always wake up before him no doubt. -that doesn’t matter though because he refuses to let you leave. -“come on cunt stay with me.” -you don’t even put of a real fight. -you’re stuck in his grip surrounded by his warmth and you kind of love it.

IAN//IDUBBBZ -I ran out of ideas sue me!! -but I bet he’s cute. -interpret that as you must.

[wheressmyflatiron]

THE BLISS KNOWN AS JOJI

okay the joji fandom before he really blew up knows what i’m talkin’ ‘bout

but

do y’all like

feel differently than everybody else listening to his music?

like you think of all the moments when he was playin’ filthy frank, what his life was like out of character.

his cigarette, rain aesthetic.

imagining him standing on a balcony or walking down the sidewalk at five in the morning, contemplating his life, thinking of what his next project is, etc.

but then you also feel this.. not nostalgia.. though something familiar to it.

it’s as though you’re entering another dimension and experiencing the city life, stars bright, skyscrapers brighter, mixing the perfect blind of saudade.. yeah.. that.

“the love that remains”

it’s still there.

the feelings unexplainable, however i could only describe something so powerful and blissful, so simply.

idk what joji does to me when i listen to his music. but, it’s different from what others may experience.

[gentlemenclubbbz]

just as planned - Chad

Requested for rough Chad sex.

***

“Bye, [name], Chad!” Max yells from the doorway and you’re the only one that bothers to wave at him from the couch. Chad is too concentrated on the TV to actually give a fuck. Max frowns at that, displeased; so he has to get this revenge somehow. “Don’t fucking destroy the house while you’re fucking, ya horny bastards!” And with that he shuts the door, leaving the two of you in a rather awkward silence. 

At least in your case. 

You blush at his words, Max knowing very well that you had a crush on his best friend. ‘He didn’t have to say it like this!’ you panicked, glancing at Chad and hoping to God that he didn’t hear anything. You’re relieved when you see that he was still watching the TV screen without seeming to be disturbed. You let out a sigh, sort of disappointed—after all, you couldn’t live with these feelings anymore. It was distracting and you just wanted to tell Chad what you were feeling because you were so close to him and UGH, it was frustrating. Why couldn’t it be easy? Really now…

‘I like you, Chad.’

‘I like you too, [name]…’ Then kiss and then bam! More than that. You shook your head, distracted, obviously thinking about doing more naughty stuff with the chubby male. You couldn’t help yourself, he was too…

You liked him with a passion. But no matter what you did, you just couldn’t say it.

“What did that cunt say?” suddenly Chad asks and you jump, startled. You look at him, feeling your cheeks reddening—you didn’t want to explain, but at the same time, you wanted to get it over with.

What could you answer?

“Umm, Max was just drunk, doesn’t really matt—“

“He said something about us fucking, didn’t he?” Chad was straight to the point, despite not even looking in your direction. He seemed nonchalant, but he was serious. He sounded, anyway. Even his position was tense…And you had no words to respond with. Your mind was blank, no answer for this. You were unsure of what to do… “[name]?” he calls your name and you shudder by the tone of it. You just realized that the TV was turned off now and he was actually looking at you, examining you. Chad’s eyes pierce through your soul, scanning you. He seems as if he was reading your mind; and you don’t seem to mind anymore. “Are you thinking of fucking me?”

It takes you aback but something about him, about his look, about his expression, is hypnotizing and you’re sucked right in. You opened your mouth and closed it again. You had no idea what this meant, but…

You nod. And that one little gesture you thought he wouldn’t notice brings a smirk to his face. He shifted his position, got closer to you, making you shiver. You back away from him, but you were at the end of the couch and you couldn’t run away. He was looming over you, ‘menacing’. Filled with lust.

“I see…” he says cockily. “You want my hot body, huh?”

“Chad…!” you protest, embarrassed, looking away.

“Don’t look away,” he whispers, grabbing your chin and forcing you to look at him. You gulp, scared, but thrilled at the same time. What was going to happen now? It seemed too late to go back… “Do you like me?”

His question doesn’t necessarily take you by surprise, but it still made your heart skip a beat. You should’ve expected this. Maybe you were obvious?  Maybe he knew all along?

“[name]?” he gets even closer to you, breathing above your lips. It distracts you, but his gaze doesn’t let you dilly-dally too long. He squeezes your cheeks, impatiently. “Tell me, cause I like you too.”

“Oh!” you sigh, a happy smile coming onto your lips. You giggled, but he growls a little bit, not acting as shy as you would imagine. He seemed bold and confident, like he was expecting this. It popped into your head the idea that maybe this has all been planned beforehand. It seemed odd to you that Max and the rest would leave so early after boasting to all that the party at Chad’s house is going to be a bomb. He really was excited about it. But he left after not even three hours, pretending he was sick. Well, Max was drunk, but…He knew you were going to stay at Chad some more, even after everyone left. You were Chad’s childhood friend and only lately did you realize that you wanted more out of him than friendship.

Seems like Chad had the same idea…So it wasn’t a far-fetched idea to imagine that Max and Chad planned all of this, knowing your secret attraction to one another.

Involuntarily, at the thought of you and Chad being alone in his house, heat started pooling into your crotch. Naughty ideas crossed your head, of what Chad could do to you now that you were alone. And judging by the way he smirked at you, the chubby friend of yours read your mind.

“You’re getting straight to the point, aren’t you?” he whispered seductively, but at the same time demanding and dominant. “You’re craving for me, huh?”

His words made you blush but at the same time, it did not intimidated you. There was no going back—no, no, no. So you gulped, bit your lower lip and batted your eyelashes in his direction. “And you didn’t?”

“I did. So don’t held me responsible for doing this.”

“Do what?”

He simply answers by grabbing your waist. You were smaller than him and he was stronger so he easily flips you over. You find yourself resting over the couch armrest, ass in the air. Chad doesn’t hesitate to take off your shorts and your panties along, exposing you to the air. You were already wet enough and he lets out an amused chuckle at that. You glance backwards at him, hiding your blush and breathing heavily in anticipation as he quickly released his boner. His chubby dick bounced in the air, teasingly—you eyed it hungrily. But he seemed to want to tease you more by rubbing his tip at your entrance. You mewled, moving your hips but he stopped your actions by slapping your ass, making you jump up and gasp.

“Cha—“ that was all he needed to. He grabbed you by the waist with one arm then with the other he locked his arm around your neck. You arched your back to meet him as he used the motion to thrust into you. You gasped a bit strangled as he was holding you close to his body. You could feel his belly pressed onto your back, his dick burrowed deeply inside of you. “Ch-Chad…” you moaned as he began moving his hips, slowly at first.

He chuckled in your ear, kissing your neck and then, as if a switch flipped inside of him, he started moving faster. He was thrusting into you deeply and rhythmically, using all the force he needed. He was hitting all the sweet spots with minimum movement and it was driving you insane. “Faster…” you couldn’t help but moan and he complied, going at a speed you didn’t think the male was capable of. His belly and balls slapped against your butt and skin, making a wet sound as he fucked you. It was music to your ears and the way he was grunting so ‘disgustingly’ turned you on even more. The choke-hold he had you in was perfect, and the rough way he sometimes bit your neck to contain his moans was making you see stars in front of your eyes.

You couldn’t even moan his name because it was too pleasurable. Drool started to dribble down your chin as you tried to control your shattered screams. Chad’s teeth sank into your skin some more and at some point, he even grabbed your hair and pulled it, making you hiss.

“You like this, don’t you?” his voice came struggled, but he still managed to say it.

“Ah~” you smiled at him, staring into his eyes. “I like the way your belly smacks against my skin…” you said absent-mindedly, in the heat of the moment. Chad’s eyes widened a bit and then his expression changed. He grimaced and you felt very clearly how he came into you. He grunted louder, nuzzling your neck as he came violently. The feeling of him swelling inside of you after all that effort set you off—and you came right after him, your whole body shuddering. You called his name and then you limbs gave in. He almost fell on top of you but he fell to the side as to not crush you. You were both panting hard, especially you since you tried to catch your breath back. You felt your shoulders aching; but there was nothing you could do about hickeys. Sex with Chad felt incredible, even if you could’ve experimented more. But you sort of felt sore…

You had no idea he was more into rough stuff, but you certainly didn’t mind. You smile as you felt his arms gently wrapped around your waist—you were almost sure that he somehow left bruises on you. But you didn’t mind.

Not at all.

“So what now?” you managed to ask after a few seconds of silence. Chad wasn’t saying anything so you hoped he didn’t go to sleep so early…

“Now we take a nap,” you heard him respond lowly.

You almost giggled “I meant, what are we…? Exactly…”

“We’re together, of course. I don’t fuck for fun. At least, not with you.” He pulled you even closer at that, kissing your bruises softly. “You okay with that?”

“More than ok!” and with that promise, you close your eyes.  

[moneyshotian]

HTWR to falling in love with someone who's their complete opposite, they originally didn't like

pretty short, sorry!

JojiJoji is very simple, in a good way. He’d probably be snippy with you, but his demeanor would hardly change. He’d try being sweeter. He wouldn’t fuck around, he’d just accept that he caught feeling and immediately start things, he’s not a pussy.

IanIan would probably avoid you, he wouldn’t want to accept it, but eventually, he’d come around. He’d really beat around the bush with accepting his feeling and wouldn’t be doing anything about it.

MaxMax would probably be a rude cunt, as usual, but like he’d probably stop fucking with you and when he does accept it, he’s really lame, but he’s trying to be nicer, the flirting would start and then once he made it clear that he was into you, he’d ask you out.

ChadHe’d feel really conflicted, he’d probably do that dumb middle school boy thing and be even more of a dick until you completely back away. But one day, he realizes he fucked up and would attempt to fix it.

[itsfilthyfrankbitch]

New cancer crew blog what the fuck is up. Plz give me some follows It would be much appreciated

[sinsenator-blog]

Imagine the boys buying you lingerie

Joji, Max, Ian, and Chad. Saw a request for panty preferences and I screamed. Also, don’t let any of these pictures make you feel bad about yourself, you’re all fuckin’ sexy and you could rock it all.

Joji

Joji would buy you something with as little coverage as possible, finding the tease of skin exposed through lace and sheer panels sexy. He’d also make you take it off, slowly.

Max

Max loved to see you in anything soft, and frilly. Finding that they highlighted the natural, sexy shape of your body. Hugging your curves just right. He also loved how easily bralettes were to get off.

Ian

Ian loved over the top lingerie, garter belts, stockings, the whole nine yards. He especially loved how you looked in red. He never really spent that much on any underwear he bought you though. Since it’d probably get torn off anyways.

Chad

Chad thought the whole idea of lingerie was unnecessary, he preferred you naked, over all. So it surprised you when he did buy you some. He’d keep it simple and basic, easy to take off. More for you to feel sexy, than him.

[ian-fucking-carter]

1. Who did you find first?

》Ian《

2. Do you prefer Joji or Frank?

》Joji《

3. What are your opinions on Chad, aka anything4views, aka Fat Cunt?

》I think hes funny《

4. Have you seen all 3 cake videos without gagging or throwing up?

》I have.It took me a while to watch them but I did.《

5. When you first got into The Cancer Crew, who was your favorite?

》Ian《

6. Who is your favorite member now?

》Ian《

7. What is your favorite Pink Guy song?

》oh shit ummm dumplings or pink life《

8. Favorite color of Max’s vomit?

》green《

9. Do you think angry Max is obnoxious or funny?

》funny《

10. Do you ship any of them?

》no not really《

11. Are you ashamed of these ships and make fun of them, but low key go on the tag?

》i dont make fun of them cause th ki se are peoples preferences《

12. Would you get a tattoo on your butt if Pink Guy was giving it to you?

》I definitely would《

13. Favorite Joji song?

》Fuck man, ummm NO FUN or old yeller

14. Do you like Kickstarter Crap or Bad Unboxing videos more?

》bad unboxing《

15. Would you have ate all the cakes if it meant hanging out with the group?

》hell yea《

16. Do you watch HowToBasic?

》yes《

17. Are you subscribed to all of their side channels?

》yes《

18. Do you have friends who watch them or is it like a secret passion of yours?

》I do,bit many but yea《

19. Are you subscribed to all of Max’s channels?

》yea《

20. Do you make cancerous references to yourself or to other people?

》aw hell yea《

21. What movie would you love to see the boys reenact?

》The fault in our stars《

22. Do you love when Joji breaks out of the Frank voice, get annoyed, or just don’t care?

》I love it《

23. Do you know where all the members are from?

》yeaaa《

24. Agree or Disagree: Bring back Jojivlogs

》agree《

25. Are you all caught up on the Filthy Frank lore?

》somewhat《

26. What is your favorite video from them?

》deadly twister《

27. Do you get excited whenever Max cross dresses in a video?

》haha yea《

28. Do you follow them all on social media? (Including Chad and HowToBasic)

》yez《

29. Are you active in the fandom? (make edits, write fanfiction/imagines, run a blog dedicated to just them, make fanart)

》yesss《

30. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Max, Joji, Ian

》(oh my god I'm sorry) Fuck joji,marry ian,and kill max I'm sorry!!!

[SORRY I HAD TO REPOST I MISSED A FEW QUESTIONS!]

[cancercrew-filth]

Car Sex (Joji)

Anon Request: Joji x Reader, maybe a makeout/porn scene in a car? where you guys driving and Joji puts his hand on ur thigh and it just kind of escalates? Anon Request: hmmmm what about a car scene?

Joji drove around for ages through the night as he spoke about his day. I was beginning to wiggle around in my seat due to the uncomfortable position I had been sat in for a while now. I leaned my head against the window and watched the road ahead of us as Joji continued driving. We were headed to some ‘secret spot’ he told me about where he would watch the stars or just go there to hide out and think. We were on the highway, it was empty, which calmed my nerves down. I felt irritated the whole day since my hormones were all over the place for some reason. Joji had been teasing me all day and I was determined to get what I wanted once the car was stopped in a secluded area…but who said I had to wait? My eyes glanced over to Joji who was concentrated on the road. He took a quick look at me before diverting his attention back, smiling at me. He placed his hand on my thigh and gave me a tight squeeze. His hand was a bit close to where I needed him the most and I decided to take matters into my own hands.

“Hey…” I said, sort of interrupting him, “How would you feel if I gave you a blowjob?”

“What?!” he snapped his neck in my direction so fast, I swore he got whiplash. He swerved on the road a little, my question having caught him off guard.

“Can I?” I bit my lip.

“Um…yeah, sure. I’ll just find a spot to stop at or something-“ he stuttered.

“No…like, right now. Keep driving.” I said as I unbuckled my seatbelt and moved closer to him.

I was huddled over as I unbuckled his belt, undoing the button and his zipper. I smiled up at me and he told me, “You’re really lucky I can’t pullover.”

Pushing his boxers down, I exposed his hard length. I licked up his shaft earning a light moan from him. He tried hard not to angle his head back or close his eyes. I took him into my mouth and I kept my hand on his base as I worked slowly. Joji gripped the steering wheel tightly, not knowing what do with his hands. Soon enough he knew where to put them: one on the back of my neck and the other gripping the wheel. He managed to put my hair in a ponytail with his hand as I continued sucking him off. “I’m going to end up crashing if you don’t stop.” he moaned, breathless.

I pulled away, slumping back in my seat and adjusting my seatbelt. Joji made a right turn, off the asphalt road and onto a dirt one that was completely secluded. We drove through heaps of trees with just the headlights as our guide. We went up hill some more until we reached a flat, grassy surface that overlooked the city. He stopped about fifty feet from the edge of the cliff. The city lights looked absolutely gorgeous, I’ve never seen the city from above and it just took my breath away. Joji unbuckled his seatbelt and instructed, “Get in the back. Now.”

I did as I was told, crawling to the backseat awkwardly as I had my ass smacked strongly. I yelped, falling into the seat. I couldn’t help but giggle as Joji followed me. He yanked my legs towards him as he kneeled on the seat, “You think it’s funny, huh?” he asked me as he undid the button on my pants and aggressively jerked them off, “I’ll wipe that smile right off your face in two seconds.”

I grinned as I bit my nail, testing him. I’ve been trying to make him lose his composure the whole day and I was finally getting what I wanted. I tried him in front of his friends when we were out eating. I rubbed his crotch when he spoke to them, trying to make him want to leave and deal with me when we got home. Nothing worked, but I finally got him to snap. Him undoing his zipper snapped me out of my trance. Joji gripped the sides of my underwear, bringing them all the way down and throwing them somewhere in the front seat of the car.

“Turn around.” he demanded, “Hands and knees.”

I moved slowly on purpose, wanting him to be rough. He moved me himself into the position he wanted and thrusted into me without wasting any time. He clutched my hips in his calloused hands. He was quick, yet rough and combative. My moans filled the car along with his. The windows became fogged as the temperature went up, leaving Joji a sweaty, moaning mess. My hand was plastered on the window as my other hand gripped his wrist as his nails dug into my skin.

“Joji, I- I’m close.” I whimpered.

He pounded me ruggedly, I knew he was close too. His pace became quicker and his thrusts got sloppier as his moans became louder instead of suppressed. I came, letting out a small scream in my state of euphoria. Joji continued with his fast motions as I tried catching my breath. He pulled out hastily and I felt his warm cum on my ass. I turned my head to look at him as he searched for something to wipe it off with. Joji ended up finding an old cloth rag in one of the seat pockets, once he cleaned me up, we put our clothes on and I gave him a cheesy smile as I went to crawl back to the passenger seat. He smacked my ass once again before I got into my seat, he pursued me and sat himself down in the drivers seat. He gave me a defeated look, and let out a chuckle.

“What?” I smirked.

“You satisfied?” he asked as he leaned in and gave me a quick kiss.

“More than just that. Thank you very much.” I smiled as I turned my attention to the view, “Wow, you were right…the view’s amazing.”

“Not as amazing as you are.” he complimented, giving me a wink.

“Don’t be so gay.” I giggled, holding his hand.

[multifarrious]

Reaction: When they're away (Ex: Max on the ubisoft trip.)

changed this a little and holy god it sucks dick im real sorry its like 3am here. and i will eventually get to your ask if anyone is wondering why im an ass.

Max:

Max would legit admit it in a vlog, like he did recently with Katt. He’d say shit like it was gay as fuck, but he would really miss you and find himself doing shit that reminds him of you and most likely tell you about all the cheesy stuff he’d been doing, with like an awkward laugh but then be like, “no, i really fucking miss you what the fuck i want to come home”

Ian:

Ian would take a while before he admitted it, most likely because you said some shit before he left like, “i bet you’ll miss me” to which he would of said “no”, and so he feels like he’s gotta win, but legit the second he’s on the plane or something he’d message you. But play it lowkey, making up an excuse for the text as you made fun of him.

Joji:

I feel like George is really open about the whole thing. Like, he wants his girl/boy to know he’ll miss them. He’d either message you or Skype everyday and you’d be the one that always says goodbye first as he usually gets carried away with the time and won’t realise he’s been talking to you for more than 5 hours.

Chad:

You’d be the first to like message Chad saying you missed him and he’d hard core make fun of you for it, but after a few days [ or even hours theres actually no in between ] he’d spam your phone with messages and calls with some shit, hoping you don’t make fun of him like he did to you.

[guccijoji-blog]

Cancer Crew Ask Challenge

           Cancer Crew Ask Challenge                        

1. Who did you find first? FILTHY FRANK 2. Do you prefer Joji or Frank? JOJI 3. What are your opinions on Chad, aka anything4views, aka Fat Cunt? I RELATE TO HIM 4. Have you seen all 3 cake videos without gagging or throwing up? HELL YEAH 5. When you first got into The Cancer Crew, who was your favorite? FRANKU 6. Who is your favorite member now? FRANKU 7. What is your favorite Pink Guy song? RICE BALLS AND FRIED NOODLES 8. Favorite color of Max’s vomit? PINK 9. Do you think angry Max is obnoxious or funny? FUNNY AF 10. Do you ship any of them? NAHH NOT REALLY 11. Are you ashamed of these ships and make fun of them, but low key go on the tag? THEY COOL 12. Would you get a tattoo on your butt if Pink Guy was giving it to you? HELL YEAH 13. Favorite Joji song? THOM 14. Do you like Kickstarter Crap or Bad Unboxing videos more? BU 15. Would you have ate all the cakes if it meant hanging out with the group? OMG I GUESS :’D EW THO... 16. Do you watch HowToBasic? NO 17. Are you subscribed to all of their side channels? HELL YEAH 18. Do you have friends who watch them or is it like a secret passion of yours? NAH MAN MY FRIENDS ARE LAME 19. Are you subscribed to all of Max’s channels? HELLLL YEAH 20. Do you make cancerous references to yourself or to other people?  HELL YEAH 21. What movie would you love to see the boys reenact? LION KING 22. Do you love when Joji breaks out of the Frank voice, get annoyed, or just don’t care? FUCK YEAH LOVE IT 23. Do you know where all the members are from? HELL YEAH 24. Agree or Disagree: Bring back Jojivlogs HELL YEAH 25. Are you all caught up on the Filthy Frank lore? HELL YEAH 26. What is your favorite video from them? PROB THE CAKE VIDEOS OR THE PANDA ONE 27. Do you get excited whenever Max cross dresses in a video? HELL YEAH :,D 28. Do you follow them all on social media? (Including Chad and HowToBasic) NOT HTB 29. Are you active in the fandom? (make edits, write fanfiction/imagines, run a blog dedicated to just them, make fanart) KIND OF! 30. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Max, Joji, Ian : FUCK MAX, MARRY JOJI AND KILL IAN (SORRY IAN, I HAVE TO KILL YOU BEFORE THE CANCER DOES)

[j0j1-blog1]

Cancer Crew Ask Challenge except it’s not a challenge and nobody’s asking me

If you’re interested in answering these questions too the list is here

1. Who did you find first? HowToBasic, but I didn’t know about CC until iDubbbz

2. Do you prefer Joji or Frank? It’s like asking if I like tomato sauce or ketchup.. I prefer the tomato itself

3. What are your opinions on Chad, aka anything4views, aka Fat Cunt?  No opinion

4. Have you seen all 3 cake videos without gagging or throwing up? Yes 5. When you first got into The Cancer Crew, who was your favorite? iDubbbz, simply because he’s very meticulous about his content

6. Who is your favorite member now? Joji  

7. What is your favorite Pink Guy song? Gonna list more than one because I can, sekkusu daisuki, are you serious, white is right, all the culinary songs, furr, i eat ass

8. Favorite color of Max’s vomit? All of it 9. Do you think angry Max is obnoxious or funny? It’s funny because he’s Australian

10. Do you ship any of them? Nope, had my fair share of shipping ‘celebs’ from different fandoms, not very nice

11. Are you ashamed of these ships and make fun of them, but low key go on the tag? I don’t really show interest in the first place 12. Would you get a tattoo on your butt if Pink Guy was giving it to you? He’s gonna give it to me in the butt, why not 13. Favorite Joji song? you suck charlie, besidju 14. Do you like Kickstarter Crap or Bad Unboxing videos more? I’m on the fence, I like Kickstarter Crap because he takes the effort to give constructive feedback while making it comedic, and Bad Unboxing because he’s good at the improv. I guess I’ll pick Kickstarter Crap 15. Would you have ate eat all the cakes if it meant hanging out with the group? I’m terrible at projectile vomiting but sure 16. Do you watch HowToBasic? I used to, but his content got repetitive for me so I stopped following up with his videos 17. Are you subscribed to all of their side channels? Ian and Joji yes, the rest no 18. Do you have friends who watch them or is it like a secret passion of yours? A couple of them, but they definitely don’t have stan tumblr accounts for the CC like I do 19. Are you subscribed to all of Max’s channels? I’m not even subscribed to his main channel, I’ll need some time to catch up with him because I don’t watch his content... yet 20. Do you make cancerous references to yourself or to other people? I did that even before I discovered the fandom; the fandom made me feel at home because now I can joke about it without making it serious 21. What movie would you love to see the boys reenact? Saving Private Ryan 22. Do you love when Joji breaks out of the Frank voice, get annoyed, or just don’t care? Who doesn’t 23. Do you know where all the members are from? Yes 24. Agree or Disagree: Bring back Jojivlogs Agree to bring it back not as jojivlogs but have Joji as a cameo in his channel(s) 25. Are you all caught up on the Filthy Frank lore? It’s confusing, but yeah I know the gist of it

26. Do you think Ian is in a relationship? This questionnaire was created in September 2016 so I won’t answer this question 27. Do you get excited whenever Max cross dresses in a video? See Q22 28. Do you follow them all on social media? (Including Chad and HowToBasic) I deleted all my social media (except here) so I just look at their accounts anonymously

29. Are you active in the fandom? (make edits, write fanfiction/imagines, run a blog dedicated to just them, make fanart) Half-half, I make whatever I think sounds wack 30. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Max, Joji, Ian Fuck Max, Marry Joji, Kill Ian (I wanna see how Ian tries to stop me)

[safarimanfitz]

new writing blog

what’s good I’m Mariah and I don’t know why I’m doing this but I’ve been thinking about this for while so here it is thanks to inspiration from the big @pyrocynicalyoutubedad follow her she’s fucking amazing, I decided “hey I have a writing blog for tv shows and movies, I like these youtubers, this worked well for Poppy, let me try this out and come for her career!!” I may be joking in one of those statements but you heard it I’m a new commentary crew(did Poppy copyright that?? try and sue me mate) and cancer crew writing blog, I’m sorry for the mess to come. I write preferences, HTRT, imagines, head canons, etc

Commentary Crew: Alex//IHE Alex//ImAllexx Cam//Fitz Niall//Pyrocynical Roman//NFKRZ Brandon//WildSpartanz Will//Herotic James//Jameskii Brad//BradDoesBanter Billy//Chubbs

Cancer Crew: Joji//TVFilthyFrank Max//maxmoefoe Ian//iDubbbzTV Chad//anything4views

if somehow there is someone you want me to write that you don’t see ask me if I’d be willing to write them I just might. now you may send in your requests mates.

[gentlemenclubbbz]

Chad x Reader

So I do plan on posting an ian x chad’s sister reader part 2 but in the meantime I feel like Chad doesn’t get enough love soo..

submitted by @panicnowandrun 

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I slammed my door behind me after parking my car outside the front of Max’s childhood home. We (Chad, George, Ian, Max and I) were spending the week at the Stanley household and I was loving it. The sleeping situation was a little screwed up and I knew Chad didn’t exactly like that I was sandwiched between him and George, but me and George were only friends and nothing more. Chad usually wasn’t bothered by me being cuddly with our friends, but I knew he had let some comments on a recent video get to his head and he was going through a bad spell of insecurity so I was trying to tone it down as much as possible.

One of the upsides of staying here, however, was how close the house was to a small local beach. I had grown up near one and I’ve always loved going swimming and walking along the beach at night or early in the morning. When Chad had given me a heads up that they would be preparing to film something big today, I went to the beach to stay out of their way.

I hadn’t bothered putting my cover up on, as I really felt like I looked good in my new bikini. I was never a very confident person, but I spent so much time promoting Chad’s body positivity that he had begun to do the same for me in return. He made it seem like I put every Victoria’s Secret Angel to shame. I would blush and giggle but it did actually help me begin to accept myself a little more. Hence why I didn’t really feel the need to cover up.

I made my way towards the front door until I heard voices coming from the garage on the other side of the house. I followed the path until I found the boys, standing around applying cottonballs to my semi-nude boyfriend. I almost immediately was out of breath from laughing so hard. They all turned and I couldn’t help but double over with laughter at the look on Chad’s face. The boys laughed with me, but I had to lean slightly against the wall as I was catching my breath. Chad rolled his eyes, but had a small smile on his face.

When I stopped laughing I made my way over to Chad and began inspecting the cottonballs. I noticed a can of varnish on the ground near by and I gasped. “You didn’t put varnish on your skin did you?!” I asked, frantic, as I noticed the cottonballs were sticking to his body hair. That’s gonna hurt later. 

“No its just glue, babe,” Chad mumbled, slightly embarrassed at the way I snapped into my ‘mom voice’. The boys laughed at the scared look on my face and I laughed a little too, until I noticed that Chad didn’t look very happy.

He wasn’t looking at me, his eyes were shifting back and forth from Max to Ian. When I looked to them as well, I noticed they were looking at me but we were not making eye contact in the slightest. They were both eyeing the tiny bikini that Chad had picked out a few weeks ago. I immediately regretted not putting on my cover up, but they’ve seen me in a bathing suit before so they had to have had some idea of what I looked like, right? I smiled when Max met my eyes and looked away with a small blush.

Ian, however, was taking his sweet time dragging his eyes up and down my frame. George nudged Ian slightly with his shoulder when he noticed how it was upsetting Chad and making me uncomfortable. The boys went back to applying the cottonballs, but Chad’s mood had changed and I felt bad, knowing I had been the cause. While Max, Ian and George went back to one of their cars to get some other supplies, I grabbed Chad’s hand and pulled him into the house.

He weakly protested, but followed me anyways as I pushed him into Max’s childhood bedroom. He stepped over the mattresses on the ground and sat on the edge of Max’s bed. He looked up at me with a blank expression, but I could tell that he was still bothered. Before I could ask what was wrong he spoke, quickly and quietly. “Why are you with me?” I felt my heart break a little at his defeated tone. I took his hands in mine and I sat on his cotton clad lap. I had to make room for his tummy, and Chad definitely took notice. He looked down, but I cupped his hands and made him meet my eyes.

“I love you, that’s why. I don’t want an Ian or a Max or a George. I want my Chad Roberts,” I said honestly as I put my forehead against his. 

He sighed a little and blinked slowly. “But they could treat you better?” He offered weakly. “They could buy you more stuff, they’re more attractive-” 

I cut him off with a kiss. His hands gently found my waist as he tugged me closer to him. “No. They can’t give me what I want. Incase you weren’t listening before, I’ll say it again. I want Chad Roberts. No one else,” I said seriously. “Don’t doubt yourself, Chad. I love you more than anything in the world. Don’t forget that.” I kissed him again and he kissed back.

“I’d fuck you if I weren’t covered in cotton balls,” He said against my lips. I squealed and wrapped my legs around his waist, accidently taking some cottonballs off. We kissed slowly for a few minutes before I pulled myself off of his lap. “I really do love the way you look in that bikini.” Chad said, eyeing me up and down. I smacked him on the arm as he smirked at me. “I will beat the shit out of that boney cunt if he stares at you any more.��� 

“Chad!”

[moneyshotian]

Cancer crew reacting to you playing w/ their hair?

send requests! (ps. i do smut)

Ian

Ian doesn’t mind when you play with hishair, sometimes he’ll even ask if he has a hard time falling asleep.Ian wouldn’t say he loves it, but dead ass MELTS if you play with hishair…

Joji

You don’t usually go out of your way toplay with Joji’s hair, in fear that it might annoy him or something.Your hands usually end up in his hair when you’re kissing. Joji muchprefers playing with your hair than having you play with his!

Max

Max will act mildly annoyed when youplay with his hair, but you can’t help it when you do. It alwayslooks so soft and fluffy that it’s hard keeping your hands away. Youlike playing with his hair whenever you get the chance and he’slearned to love it, finding it pretty relaxing. You occasionallybraid it, but it takes him awhile to agree to it.

Chad

Chad likes when you play with his hairand likes when you braid it! He likes to post pictures of the braids youmake in his hair, showing off your killer skills.