#anyway 💀

[drewsctover]

jesse was so annoying omg i couldn’t stand him. his death? completely forgettable. they def switched things up from the game bc back then i mourned jesse and cheered when mel died but in the show? mel was a sweetheart. precious. her death actually hurt. also that whole ellie vs seraphites scene? so unnecessary. they really could’ve put that scene of ellie and dina hugging at the theatre after ellie kills mel and owen instead of that shi we got. like be serious.

and now we wait 2 more years for s3… 💀

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

me: *stops at a roundabout and the car behind me crashes into me cause they were going too fast*

my parents: no, no this sounds like it's your fault actually. we're very upset now.

[deuces-sunglasses]

Zosan’s lips (a study)

When Zoro is thinking (which does not happen a lot) he will bite his lips. Sanji has always thought it’s hot.

What the cook doesn’t know is that when Zoro is staring at him (which DOES happen a lot) he will also bite his lips.

All this chewing, plus the fact that he holds one of his swords in his mouth makes his skin dry and cracked.

~“You got a little something there…”

Usopp rubs his own lips with his thumb.

Zoro frowned and copied his action, his hand coming back with fresh blood.

“Shit.”~

There was one bad fight, where someone had managed to punch Zoro in the face. He felt humiliated but mainly angry.

He had to go to the kitchen for ice. After a couple of snide comments, Sanji gave in. He could see that the attack had shaken him. That something as simple as a punch had disarmed him.

Zoro held the ice up to his swollen, bruised lips. He looked like a big angry cat as he stormed off.

Now Sanji, he takes care of himself. His lips need to be soft for kissing the hands of any respectable ladies he meets, of course.

He never picks at his lips, and regularly applies lipgloss. This particular action will be the death of Zoro.

The swordsman spends way too long eyeing those glossy lips of Sanji’s. He wants to taste every flavour he has. He wants to see Sanji’s face as a shiny mess after he’s done with him.

~“It tastes good Sanji!” Luffy exclaimed, after squeezing a pink tube down his throat.

“LUFFY! Go spit that out, idiot.” Nami ordered.

Zoro smirked and shook his head. His eyes naturally fell upon the blushing face of the cook.~

One afternoon, Zoro was watching the sunset from the deck. He was chewing on his bottom lip as always. Then Sanji appeared.

~”Stop it, Mosshead.”

Zoro furrowed his eyebrows in confusion before he turned around.

“How am i annoying you now, princess?”

Sanji took a step closer. Zoro’s hands met the guardrail behind him, and he leant back.

“No, tell me, I’m curious.” Zoro’s eyes glinted with amusement.

“You’ve really got to stop biting your lips-“ And Sanji cut himself off by grabbing Zoro by the hair and pulling him in for a kiss.

Zoro brought his arms up to push him off, but settled for wrapping them around him instead. He slid one down to his waist as he tasted the sweet stickiness of Sanji’s lips.

Sanji pressed himself even closer to Zoro. He didn’t mind the feeling of those rough lips against his.~

[x-heesy]

ThanX @seanisnothing #seanisnothing 💀

Vidar by Bjorth 🎵

[jils-things]

i hope yall now I love nor.ton and st.even and ssam veryvery much and they are very cute and pogi n handsome omg imhope that guy doesn't see me when im eating lunch NFNGNGNGNKFLLF

[the-lonelybarricade]

I meant to make the next chapter of Queen of Thieves smutty, but it's actually turned into 5k words of lead up to smut 💀

[reyvenqueen114]

I got one question where tf was Smidge during Trolls band together? Huh 😂 first they got rid of Dj (because of the voice actor not being able or something like that)

Now smidge 😂

[squarebracketsmileyface]

hot take while we're on the topic of the kids' births; Tim didn't even need to push Birdie out. he just did a giant-ass Dad Sneeze, and Birdie just shot out of him like a rocket almost directly into the doctors face 😂 everyone in the room (especially Jark) is just SHOOK, while Tim's just sitting there like god damn what a relief, that was so easy 😂

Okay this is very silly, but I was genuinely thinking that Birdie's birth was quick. Like, 6 hours start to end of labour. Like. Quick and pretty painful because of how fast he was dilating and shit. Then I was thinking even shorter for Jesse. Like. Scary fast.

Like, yes this is funny but why does it actually line up with the idea about it I've been mulling over since Christmas?

[paperpiins]

i messed up the bg but realized it too late so i just gave up and yeah okay

[superhusbands4ever]

I think if someone had asked 15 year old me what peace was, she wouldn’t have known how to answer. But today I was driving down the highway at sunset, windows down and the warmth from the sun on my skin, the wind on my face, and The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan and playing on my stereo. The sky was lit up in reds and oranges and purples and pinks, the moon was big and red and low in the sky, and I could hear the cicadas all around me — and all I could think was how lucky I was to be there, at that exact moment, to experience something so beautiful. I’m not a religious person and I never have been, but to me that felt like a moment where the universe aligned. Call it heaven or nirvana or self-actualization or inner peace — call it whatever you want — but in that moment I couldn’t stop smiling because I felt like I was right where I was supposed to be.

I’m starting a new job tomorrow, I have a partner who I love more than anything, I have friends and family who support me, and I’m happy and comfortable with who I am.

Someone asked me not too long ago if I could go back and change anything, would I? I said no, because every bad thing that ever happened to me, every trauma I ever suffered, every person I lost and friend I gained, all the tears I shed and the anger I felt — it all made me who I am today, and who I am today is someone I am proud of. I think that, ultimately, is what peace is

“Feel the rush of my blood

I'm seventeen again

I am not scared of death

I've got dreams again

It's just me and the curve of the valley

And there is meaning on Earth, I am happy”

[dilfza-discourse]

Me whipping out the detective glasses to see if the fanart tumblr just recommended me is Dadvid or untagged M.axvid

[yashiroissoreal]

This is the real reason why we shouldn't let kids learn abt gay people in school...

[ablaske]

one time i was leaving work and instead of pressing the elevator button to call It i used my work identification card on it (i wasn't wearing my card. It was just me holding nothing over the panel like this 🤌🏼)

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rubylioness]

🤪

[orionfrommars]

Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

[corvids-corner]

My brain: Ah, I see you’re trying to write that very time sensitive essay draft, and you’ve written a whopping 4 sentences! Time to take a break and check discord :)

<checks discord, starts thinking about my OCs again>

My brain: Hi me again, don’t mind me, just *incredibly clear picture of my ex’s face flashes in my mind* hey remember them? Remember? You’re welcome :)