#anyway back to our regularly scheduled shitposts

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

I love how tumblr users just... openly offer a manual on how the website works.

Not the actual mechanics, lord knows what they are. But like I joined around the beginning of the Twitter migration (not from twitter but regardless) and people were just posting tips on how to use asks and how tags work on here. It made it so much less scary because the way social interactions are expected to carried out wasn't hidden under wraps for me to stumble around and panic over finding them. I got to make actual connections meet some of my favourite people ever on here!!!

I just... the majority of tumblr users are just really nice and I'm really happy to be here

[celestial-bell-drop]

My friend asked for this

[stinkrascal]

hopefullyyyy if i can do all the things i need to do quickly then a new straud post will finally be out this weekend!!! i missed my strauds sm, im so happy to get back to posting them 😭❤️

[twothirdsgenius]

one of these days it’ll all come down and i’ll find out if my parents love their child more than the church and to be honest i think it’s part of the reason why i can never relax. i can never let my guard down. i’m scared of them being able to read my mind and figure out that i’m gay and don’t want kids. i’m terrified of being cut off and kicked out because i have no one else and nowhere to go. i have not slept more than a few hours on saturday nights since i was a kid because of how much i dread sundays. even as an adult i still feel like a child beholden to their parents and like the “choice” of going to church or not is just an illusion. my parents have stopped asking me as much if i’m going to go but when my mom does text me on sunday morning and asks if i’m going to church i feel like i’m on trial. and yet. they are and always have been a constant source of support and it feels wrong to feel like this. i still go seek out my mom for a hug when i need one because it makes me feel better. how am i supposed to reconcile my parents as who i know them to be and my parents as members of the mormon church

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

//NOOOO, BASHAMEEEE-//

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

hello im back i downloaded a lich but it wasn't a lich it was just a virus my omninode called me a slur and started to grow hands that it tried to strangle me with im not a human though so that didn't really work anyways i got a friend to total biome kill my omninode and it took union a week to install a new omninode fucking lazy feds we now return to our regularly scheduled shitposts

[noah-slasher]

Hello, I was in the hospital for 2 and a half weeks

a bit of a log under the cut bc I would like to have this info on my blog for personal archival purposes. I was discharged today!

I had a health condition that became severe over the course of two weeks! And then I spent the longest time I have ever spent in a hospital in my life. Which prior to this was 5 hours.

Tumblr was blocked off completely by the hospital wifi, and I had to resort to Reddit for reading based shitpost entertainment. It's like having to go to burger king after getting used to literally any other fast food meal

I'm also staying with my grandma because I can barely walk around by myself right now! And I know I don't know anyone jack nor shit why I was off a website for a month, but considering this has literally never happened to me before and now I could very well qualify for disability, I find it notable enough to at least post about!

Something that was also scary but also a bit relieving! My mom knew for like a year I was trans holy shit and she got me a keychain with my actual name on it and i wanted to cry. SO despite the whole. Health thing. I'm feeling pretty good emotionally!

anyway, back to our regularly scheduled gay artwork interspersed with silence

[werewolf-cuddles]

Anyway, depressing shit over with, time to get back to our regularly scheduled shitposting

[infinitysgrace]

anyway that's enough me being angry, back to our regularly scheduled shitposts

[theprogrockbstheorist]

Hey guys, I'm back (sorta). Sorry for the long pause in essays and stuff-- I intended to make some more while The PRSC is on hiatus (which will be over in about a week, if you're still interested), but my anxiety said: "Hey, you know what would be really fun? Giving you your first ever bona fide panic attack!". I've had anxiety attacks in the past, but not a panic attack, which literally made me feel like I was having a heart attack (an incredibly unlikely scenario for a 17 year old). So, I've been recovering from that for the past two weeks or so, as well as gearing up for my senior year, and also finding out that my family has to move out of our house at the end of August :/. Not asking for pity or sympathy; it is what it is and I'll be moving into a dorm in about a year anyway, just that was also a major curveball.

Anyway, I'm feeling more or less recovered now, so I should be able to get out some regularly-scheduled prog essays, but I'll also make a "main account" so I can shitpost and generally be more active and stuff. I might be slowing down the pace of prog essays in general though, due to school starting in September and the return of The PRSC, so if you'd rather me be more active... I'll post with that account when I set it up.

[owoasis]

ANYWAY back to our regularly scheduled shitposting:

I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO GET BRED (in theory)

[the-talon-ted-meem]

hEY BTW IF YALL SEE SOOMETHING SUS IN THE PAST 24 HOURS FROM MY ACCOUNT I GOT HACKED LOL JUST SAYING????

Anyways. Back to our typical regularly scheduled shitposts??????

Who the FUCK are you and what are you to gain from just some shitty Tumblr account wTF is wrong with you? Im calling the cringe police. Fucking Cringe. Idiot.

[silentcutekitten]

That awkward moment when you realize you don't like Gotham's version of Tetch because it brings up *really* bad memories (Like, to a point where I can sympathize with Alice)

So anyways, back to our regularly scheduled shitposting!

[squibbles-gubwee]

Anyways.

Back to our regularly scheduled shitposting

[firefly-fez]

“why does padme fall for anakin when obi wan was rIgHt ThErE” because she has a savior-complex, okay. She was a queen at the age of FOURTEEN and trying to prevent her people from being drawn into war. She’s spent her whole life living out of service to her people, as a queen, then a senator, of course it’s all she thinks she’s ever good for. Of course she sees a relationship as just another way to be of service. Of course the woman who was born into perpetual servitude and spent her childhood years trying to make peace and prevent war looks at Anakin Skywalker and thinks “I can save him”. She’s a woman who defines her self-worth on service and helping others, who’s been conditioned to neglect her own needs for the greater good, who absolutely never learned that you can’t love someone else’s demons away. Of course she fell for Anakin Skywalker.

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

i’m surprised more of y’all haven’t blocked me after the chaos that was today