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#bobs files#been meaning to do this but#I got scared#anyways I ate a cook and#it was real good omfg COOKIE
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smoke break
#arcane#zaundads#vanco#i hate how much i love them it makes me do stupid shit like...... full color renders#CURSE THEM#anyway here they are!!!!!#young zaundads is such a Concept the fortiche designers really went all in on these two#they both smoke and work for pennies? obvs they share#it's just good finance#yallstart#did i..... ate? am i.... cooked??
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Just for the sake of scientific curiosity- is O Holey Thunder a horrible thing with legs?
(In reference to Killie the Jockey OC and his ghastly racehorse frenemy, O Holy Thunder)
Yes! That’s very observant of you! It isn’t immediately obvious, because Thunder is overtly just a horse. But his ghastliness transcends his mortal form, and on the secret plane upon which horsegirls and horses connect psychically, he’s an eldritch horror, sending messages of violence and hatred that corrupt you. Unholy Thunder.
Quick, fantasy AU where most things are exactly the same, but Thunder is a dragon, but it’s exactly the same

“Fuck me about here and you’ll be MINCED for BURGER in FRANCE”
#Killie#Killie and oholythunder#thinking back to my friend who went to Montréal specifically to buy ground cheval#which she cooked and ate in front of her dressage prospect during a fight they were having#to relieve her feelings. it did nothing.#Killie doesn’t eat mammal meat unless it has clear identifiable anatomical features anyway but you can imagine#how he felt about the Tesco UK horse meat lasagne scandal#accidentally eating racehorse would be a personal nightmare for him lol#still a valid equestrian threat#I think something like half of all racehorses in the UK get minced? get minced idiots#wonder how you’d manage with racedragons#fwaaaagh just looked it up and the horse meat scandal was initially discovered in 2012 in Ireland. KILLIE BABY. YOU WERE AT GROUND ZERO.#he’s got a strict anti-unidentifiable-meat policy now for sure
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And here we have the artist who couldn’t be fucked to stay consistent during the shading stage and gave up midway through! So now you get a half rendered, half arsed drawing that combines regular shading + cel shading + flats + some other bullshit shading method that don’t go together. Enjoy.
+ some silly dancing queen doodles whilst listening to only ABBA songs for like an hour straight


Process:
#I was cooking so good during the line art and immediately ate dirt during the coloring stage because my tolerance#for art and drawing these days? NON existent#which isn’t great for someone who aspires to go in an ART major and ART industry but we keep slaying in this house I suppose#my patience is thin and my will to live thinner- but we must persist soldier#I gotta LOCK IN#I MUST#anyways I had fun with the sketches tho#my art#try#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 spy#tf2 soldier
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A girl can be both (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
#honkai star rail#gamingedit#hsredit#honkaiedit#robin hsr#video games#gifus#I remember from time to time that I have free will and can gif Ratio and Robin as many times as I want#anyway. she cooked. outslayed everyone. and ate up all of your faves I'm sorry 💔💔#this myriad celestia... is so good...#and it ALSO makes me cry :D wow crazy right? me crying over my favourite characters ?? never happened before
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Ok now, since my tablet seems to be an absolute failure in uploading things and most of the times something goes wrong with either the wifi or Tumblr itself
ITS DONE!!!!
:3333
And also green in several places ¡For reasons!
AND HERE'S THE LINK OF THE FIC 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
And also go and give some love to @aziraphalesbookkeeper bc she wrote the thing
Close-ups 🗣️
#UHGHHHHTHIS TOOK SO LONGGGG#but it's done 👍#I ATE ALL YOUR FIC OF VAT7K IM NOTMAL ABT TJEM#and alsl#im cooking something abt the chapter 5 heheheheheh#Hugo's eyes are secreting radiocuntivity#HEY IF YOU SEE THIS POST TWICE OR SOMETHING I GENUINELY DONTKNOW WHY THE APP WORKS IN WEIRD WAYS#anyways#vat7k#varian#alchemy boyfriends#varian and the seven kingdoms#tts#hugo vat7k#varigo#tts varian#hugo rottewange#hugo the human#my art <3#ao3feed#ao3 fanfic#ao3 fanart#:3333333#LOVE YOU BYEEE
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Here with an issue to shake you down to your very bones is Eden!!!
Frameless below the cut!
[the loudest screaming you've ever heard in your goddamn life]
#enstars#ensemble stars#eden#nagisa ran#ibara saegusa#hiyori tomoe#jun sazanami#halloween#enseason#ALL YEAR#ALL GODDAMN YEAR I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE THE MOST#and normally my final piece of the year is a self-reflective piece#BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN SO UPSET IF I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS AND COULDN'T FINISH IT#AAAAAA#they cooked served and ate with this one i turned up the slay factor to the max#hiyori i'm so sorry i covered you up with text son but it would've been too left heavy if it was on the left#anyways i hope everyone's having a good new years day/eve :)#final big completed piece of the year for me but i will probably make another dump post of anything i haven't completed
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RRRAAHHH IT'S REIGEN!! REIGEN ARATAKA COMPILATION 💥💥💥💥
(if you saw me change my pfp approximately 7 times just now... no you didn't ^_^ !)
i am honestly so happy with this one, my boy looks so dapper :D and this was made with ms paint :)
#i cooked‚ he ate 💥#mob psycho 100#mp100#reigen arataka#arataka reigen fanart#mob psycho reigen#artists on tumblr#ms paint#fan art#yukisloser#fav#it is so arrogant to tag my own art as fav but‚.. i'm gonna do it anyways ;p#sweaty reigen my beloved..... sweaty reigen save me#hes sooo groegouss
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My soup game is truly unparalleled. It is my preferred medium as a cook. Baking’s iffy (baking isn’t just chemistry, it’s situational chemistry) roasting large cuts of meat is impractical as a single-person household (I can’t eat five pounds of beef!) and I’m not prepared to commit to making jarred preserves (great way to kill yourself and lots of other people, if you fuck it up?) but my god, I can make seventeen excellent kinds of soup in my sleep.
#sixteen of them use chicken broth. but I can be flexible#also alas no one in my family loves soup as much as me#I can only catch people with decent iterations of pasta sauces#my bolognese was a surprise hit with one BIL last Christmas#he ate a huge portion of it as leftovers on a hoagie even though it was full of vegetables that normally make him gag. yay!#cooking success!#anyway this post is bought to you by how much I have been tearing through this ham and potato soup#it’s quite good
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if you won't be mine ... then
#ik i havent made it obvious here on tumblr but i was absolutely obsessed with this chapter holy fuck#hori COOKED with this chapter my GOD#ive been asking for ofa/afo lore for a year and we finally got it !!!!!#and fuckkkk i ate it all up and ate the plate too#im more active on twitter so u couldnt tell but yeah i fucking love the ofa lore/subplot#and i absolutely LOVE yoichi and kudou#so this chapter sent me to heaven esp the last panels#also this made me wanna kill afo with hammers even more fucking creep#and it was so well written about it too#my god the way talked about yoichi made my skin crawl#and also his philosophy was frankly interesting#still think he should drop dead by the end tho#anyways excited for more ofa lore my GOD ive waired for this shit for a year#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha kudou#shigaraki yoichi#shigaraki afo#all for one#2nd ofa user#mha manga spoilers#mha manga#mha 407#cw blood#dahlia.art
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been going thru a Bad Health Flare, and all i can eat rn is crackers. i have these little packets, but by the time i get full or too sick to eat theres always two or three crackers left. and i always feel silly saving two crackers for later so i usually just eat them anyway. and i keep thinking about how perfect it’d be to have a tiny borrower friend around who’s appetite is precisely three crackers big. so i can give them the extras, and eat mine, and we both have the perfect amount. we can eat crackers together. then we might make out. who said that. anyways i love me some crackers
#g/t#today i literally prepped an entire meal and then picked it all up before cooking bc i got nauseated 😭 i just ate more crackers 😔#i was gonna make corn grits + glazed spam :( i have the glaze and grits in the fridge. maybe tomorrow#anyways ‘who said that’ is such an alltime phrase
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While Edward has been responsible for a number of deaths, he's never killed anyone personally, or at least not with his own two hands. His victims have instead fallen to his deadly traps and puzzles, usually being unable to figure out whatever convoluted methods of 'winning' whatever game he's had in mind before time runs out and the mechanisms do their lethal work. Edward will also refuse to have most people killed on principle, needing them to fail at his games instead of them being quietly dealt with like some common thug.
#❔ || headcanons#❔ || musings#I think I remember talking to kat about this before#Eddie refuses to dirty his hands in all but the most extreme circumstances#Therefore all of his 'murders' are simply the fault of those too stupid to defeat his puzzles!#It's not murder if you give them a chance to escape!#No but seriously he's an odd one for this#It's one thing if rival gangs are gunning for your men#Let them shoot back and take care of themselves#If somebody is bothering Eddie personally he WILL have them out in a trap#Just a smol tonight bc another 10 hour shift with no breaks#Worse somebody ate my fried chicken!!!#So I have had nothing to eat today and am too tired to cook#One. More shift left ;u;#For days anyway bc holy fuck day shifts during half term are awful
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Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie
#whenever i go over to my friend Ciaran's house its always so nice and comfy#hes such a good cook and his partner is my other friend alex who is also a great cook!#like 2 years ago i spent new years eve with them and i ate the best fucking potatoes ive ever had#and walked back home drunk under the snow at midnight it was very nice#anyways everyone brought some kind of bread last night lol#host made buns#roy made focaccia and i brought maple and pecan bread because i forgor my friend is deadly allergic to nuts#so we didnt eat that lol#one of the host roomate ate with us and they won a bet on how long it would take us to bring up One Piece 😭#one hour btw#anyways enjoy the evening through my ramblings 👍 sometimes you need to eat a full meal with only trans people around the table#oh and also the cats there were very good#theres Pascal the orange cat#hes a slick little guy#and Misha a very fluffy calico#very sweet little girl
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the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier
#and also it's nice to know exactly what your food is going to taste like before you eat it#like when i get unfamiliar takeout. half the time i'm like. oh.#i'm going to have to eat all of this. or be judged.#so i just do my best to suppress my gag reflex and Get Through It and then it makes me sick so what was even the point#i think my parents spoiled me. and the most annoying thing is they're significantly better at cooking now than when i was a child#so when i go over i eat three delicious home cooked meals + snacks and they're all different and amazingggg#and then i come back to texas and i am like. googling 'how to feed myself healthy vegetarian'#because I do NOT have the time or money or energy to cook three beautiful delicious meals Just For Me#i think this would be easier with a partner#this whole week i bought a fuckton of mediterranean groceries and i have been making and eating food!!#mediterranean is close enough to indian that i like it well enough#unfortunately for me. i am def going to have to learn how to cook indian food to get through life. because i cannot fucking eat american#i don't know HOW you guys do it i'm so spoiled#i'm assuming meat is this really amazing wonderful thing that just adds flavor to everything#(it is physically repulsive to me and the couple times ive accidentally tasted it it's bleh so i refuse to partake)#i think it's an acquired taste but it magically makes ur food better. that is my understanding of how meat works#cause american vegetarian food is the saddest fucking thing i've ever tasted#i still think about my coworker i was talking to about my food issues and he was like. 'do u understand that you have been given a gift#by having constant access to tasty food your entire life. i ate unseasoned green beans every day of my childhood. learn how to fucking cook#indian food already.' truly a horrific thing to hear. but i'm calling my parents more and going HOW TO COOK VEGETABLE? BEAN? PLEASE HELP??#and by god i am not going to turn into my coworker.#anyways we start with baby steps. lentils and rice it is next week .-. going to the indian store to buy pickles to make it more tolerable#and i have my cabinet full of spices already at least#i wish i was less pickyyy#sometimes lalita cooks indian food for me and i'm like wow. i love and appreciate u for feeding me. but this sure is south indian food#i don't understand How they use spices. it feels like they toss as much of as many bottles as they can into every dish#and it's. the taste is just OW OW OW and nothing else. where's the nuance. the flavor.#and i like it when things are spicy!! i can even eat things where the flavor is just Hot. but not when she cooks it.#she will like watch my face when i take a bite and then go 'if you don't like it i'm throwing away all my pots and running away'#which. honestly a fair reaction. the problem is that i am incapable of lying
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#probably my last sunny walk at home :(#keeeeellll meeeee#i think one of the things i hate about going back to uni is not being able to experience autumn and winter at home like i used to#it’s weird because i’ve always loved them and considered them my favourite seasons.#but last year (and now this year) i’m realizing that oh! i think it’s because i got to come home after a long day and be in a safe familiar#space. and at uni everything is still a bit unfamiliar and not very comforting so the long cold days get so much harder#but i will surviveeeeeee#counting on gilmore girls to get me through it!! and also love is blind s7. i LOVE having things to look forward to every week it makes tim#fly by so fast. last yr every friday night was reserved for me and i ate frozen pizza or takeout and/or my favourite snacks and#watch my comfort films :( i cooked a lot those nights too 2 save money but yeah. it was rlly nice to have that comfy safe time to myself#i think it rlly got me thru uni.#ik it’s gonna be so hard to get back into a routine but im trying to tell myself that i need to like. focus on the basics first. adulting#can be so hard & i wanna do everything at once! i wanna b perfect in all areas. always do my hobbies. etc etc but i#i couldnt even get out of bed to make myself meals sometimes 💔 so i need to like remember if i don’t journal or read a whole book in a day#not the end of the world. and most importantly i need to be EATING and staying active and SLEEPING FIRST and foremost cause then hopefully#i won’t feel like a zombie.#okay anyways.#feeling sad feeling tired feeling unmotivated but also feeling a teensy bit excited for finally BEING ALONE!!!!#i have my cardiologist appt tmrw so maybe that’s why i feel so yuck also. just thinking abt it makes me wanna throw up#i hope everything goes well#anyways bye bye#♡ dear diary…
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HEY GUYS IM LIKE 90% SURE THE HISTORICAL RANGE OF THE CURRENTLY CRITICALLY ENDANGERD CHINESE ALLIGATOR INCLUDES YUNMENG
Do you know what that means? Do you?
Wei Wuxian, canonically wrestles water ghouls with his bare hands, has MORE than likely ALSO wrestled a fucking alligator. And I demand FICS
(They’re like half the size of American alligators but you can make it a big Yao or smth)
#wei wuxian#mdzs#i think they ate them too?#could be wrong#but if so he def beought one home for his shijie to cook#ACTUALLY#i bet jiang yanli went and wrestled them for stress relief#anyways if u actually want to write them they were called muddy dragons#yunmeng jiang
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