#anyways I ate a cook and
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dio-the-thot-exterminator · 10 months ago
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yallstar · 3 months ago
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smoke break
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elodieunderglass · 4 months ago
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Just for the sake of scientific curiosity- is O Holey Thunder a horrible thing with legs?
(In reference to Killie the Jockey OC and his ghastly racehorse frenemy, O Holy Thunder)
Yes! That’s very observant of you! It isn’t immediately obvious, because Thunder is overtly just a horse. But his ghastliness transcends his mortal form, and on the secret plane upon which horsegirls and horses connect psychically, he’s an eldritch horror, sending messages of violence and hatred that corrupt you. Unholy Thunder.
Quick, fantasy AU where most things are exactly the same, but Thunder is a dragon, but it’s exactly the same
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“Fuck me about here and you’ll be MINCED for BURGER in FRANCE”
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And here we have the artist who couldn’t be fucked to stay consistent during the shading stage and gave up midway through! So now you get a half rendered, half arsed drawing that combines regular shading + cel shading + flats + some other bullshit shading method that don’t go together. Enjoy.
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+ some silly dancing queen doodles whilst listening to only ABBA songs for like an hour straight
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cheriafreya · 15 days ago
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A girl can be both (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
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nart-is-a-monster · 1 year ago
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Ok now, since my tablet seems to be an absolute failure in uploading things and most of the times something goes wrong with either the wifi or Tumblr itself
ITS DONE!!!!
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:3333
And also green in several places ¡For reasons!
AND HERE'S THE LINK OF THE FIC 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
And also go and give some love to @aziraphalesbookkeeper bc she wrote the thing
Close-ups 🗣️
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nguyenfinity · 6 months ago
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Here with an issue to shake you down to your very bones is Eden!!!
Frameless below the cut!
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[the loudest screaming you've ever heard in your goddamn life]
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yukisloser · 6 months ago
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RRRAAHHH IT'S REIGEN!! REIGEN ARATAKA COMPILATION 💥💥💥💥
(if you saw me change my pfp approximately 7 times just now... no you didn't ^_^ !)
i am honestly so happy with this one, my boy looks so dapper :D and this was made with ms paint :)
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cerusee · 2 months ago
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My soup game is truly unparalleled. It is my preferred medium as a cook. Baking’s iffy (baking isn’t just chemistry, it’s situational chemistry) roasting large cuts of meat is impractical as a single-person household (I can’t eat five pounds of beef!) and I’m not prepared to commit to making jarred preserves (great way to kill yourself and lots of other people, if you fuck it up?) but my god, I can make seventeen excellent kinds of soup in my sleep.
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amaranthdahlia · 2 years ago
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if you won't be mine ... then
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so-very-small · 6 months ago
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been going thru a Bad Health Flare, and all i can eat rn is crackers. i have these little packets, but by the time i get full or too sick to eat theres always two or three crackers left. and i always feel silly saving two crackers for later so i usually just eat them anyway. and i keep thinking about how perfect it’d be to have a tiny borrower friend around who’s appetite is precisely three crackers big. so i can give them the extras, and eat mine, and we both have the perfect amount. we can eat crackers together. then we might make out. who said that. anyways i love me some crackers
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riddlesnap · 27 days ago
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While Edward has been responsible for a number of deaths, he's never killed anyone personally, or at least not with his own two hands. His victims have instead fallen to his deadly traps and puzzles, usually being unable to figure out whatever convoluted methods of 'winning' whatever game he's had in mind before time runs out and the mechanisms do their lethal work. Edward will also refuse to have most people killed on principle, needing them to fail at his games instead of them being quietly dealt with like some common thug.
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pickled-flowers · 1 year ago
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Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie
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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 10 months ago
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the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier
#and also it's nice to know exactly what your food is going to taste like before you eat it#like when i get unfamiliar takeout. half the time i'm like. oh.#i'm going to have to eat all of this. or be judged.#so i just do my best to suppress my gag reflex and Get Through It and then it makes me sick so what was even the point#i think my parents spoiled me. and the most annoying thing is they're significantly better at cooking now than when i was a child#so when i go over i eat three delicious home cooked meals + snacks and they're all different and amazingggg#and then i come back to texas and i am like. googling 'how to feed myself healthy vegetarian'#because I do NOT have the time or money or energy to cook three beautiful delicious meals Just For Me#i think this would be easier with a partner#this whole week i bought a fuckton of mediterranean groceries and i have been making and eating food!!#mediterranean is close enough to indian that i like it well enough#unfortunately for me. i am def going to have to learn how to cook indian food to get through life. because i cannot fucking eat american#i don't know HOW you guys do it i'm so spoiled#i'm assuming meat is this really amazing wonderful thing that just adds flavor to everything#(it is physically repulsive to me and the couple times ive accidentally tasted it it's bleh so i refuse to partake)#i think it's an acquired taste but it magically makes ur food better. that is my understanding of how meat works#cause american vegetarian food is the saddest fucking thing i've ever tasted#i still think about my coworker i was talking to about my food issues and he was like. 'do u understand that you have been given a gift#by having constant access to tasty food your entire life. i ate unseasoned green beans every day of my childhood. learn how to fucking cook#indian food already.' truly a horrific thing to hear. but i'm calling my parents more and going HOW TO COOK VEGETABLE? BEAN? PLEASE HELP??#and by god i am not going to turn into my coworker.#anyways we start with baby steps. lentils and rice it is next week .-. going to the indian store to buy pickles to make it more tolerable#and i have my cabinet full of spices already at least#i wish i was less pickyyy#sometimes lalita cooks indian food for me and i'm like wow. i love and appreciate u for feeding me. but this sure is south indian food#i don't understand How they use spices. it feels like they toss as much of as many bottles as they can into every dish#and it's. the taste is just OW OW OW and nothing else. where's the nuance. the flavor.#and i like it when things are spicy!! i can even eat things where the flavor is just Hot. but not when she cooks it.#she will like watch my face when i take a bite and then go 'if you don't like it i'm throwing away all my pots and running away'#which. honestly a fair reaction. the problem is that i am incapable of lying
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fairyofthehollow · 10 months ago
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#probably my last sunny walk at home :(#keeeeellll meeeee#i think one of the things i hate about going back to uni is not being able to experience autumn and winter at home like i used to#it’s weird because i’ve always loved them and considered them my favourite seasons.#but last year (and now this year) i’m realizing that oh! i think it’s because i got to come home after a long day and be in a safe familiar#space. and at uni everything is still a bit unfamiliar and not very comforting so the long cold days get so much harder#but i will surviveeeeeee#counting on gilmore girls to get me through it!! and also love is blind s7. i LOVE having things to look forward to every week it makes tim#fly by so fast. last yr every friday night was reserved for me and i ate frozen pizza or takeout and/or my favourite snacks and#watch my comfort films :( i cooked a lot those nights too 2 save money but yeah. it was rlly nice to have that comfy safe time to myself#i think it rlly got me thru uni.#ik it’s gonna be so hard to get back into a routine but im trying to tell myself that i need to like. focus on the basics first. adulting#can be so hard & i wanna do everything at once! i wanna b perfect in all areas. always do my hobbies. etc etc but i#i couldnt even get out of bed to make myself meals sometimes 💔 so i need to like remember if i don’t journal or read a whole book in a day#not the end of the world. and most importantly i need to be EATING and staying active and SLEEPING FIRST and foremost cause then hopefully#i won’t feel like a zombie.#okay anyways.#feeling sad feeling tired feeling unmotivated but also feeling a teensy bit excited for finally BEING ALONE!!!!#i have my cardiologist appt tmrw so maybe that’s why i feel so yuck also. just thinking abt it makes me wanna throw up#i hope everything goes well#anyways bye bye#♡ dear diary…
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uh-mxtx · 7 months ago
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HEY GUYS IM LIKE 90% SURE THE HISTORICAL RANGE OF THE CURRENTLY CRITICALLY ENDANGERD CHINESE ALLIGATOR INCLUDES YUNMENG
Do you know what that means? Do you?
Wei Wuxian, canonically wrestles water ghouls with his bare hands, has MORE than likely ALSO wrestled a fucking alligator. And I demand FICS
(They’re like half the size of American alligators but you can make it a big Yao or smth)
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