#anywho happy bday i love you <3

[momentomori24]

Happy birthday to the wet, pathetic love(s) of my life!!! They get to smile at least for today <33

[pumpkinsy0]

Hello sorry to bother!

But can you do... Tim showing kindness to his younger siblings for the first time. Curly and Angela are like really weirded out about it, cause he's never nice😭🙏🏻 (Take your time no rush! THANK YOU)😭

dw anon ur not a bother i love ask!!!!

BUT YES!!!tim being oddly sweet to curly and angela WOO

before i start to b clear, this isnt a quince, im not saying it is, while they r latino, they arent hispanic and quince’s r celebrated among hispanic ppl (anyone whos hispanic feel free to correct me🙏🏽)

•ok so its angela and curlys 15th bday!!!!woo!!!!! and tim sees that as a milestone bc considering where they live and what theyve been through and what theyve lost this is surely is something to celebrate!!!

•also bc i feel like he does see 15 as a general milestone so theres that

•usually for their bday, curly doesnt rlly go that all out cause hes a #busybusyman but he still tries, he makes them cake n what not but they dont rlly spend it as a family but not this year☝🏽☝🏽

•so tim wakes up like rlly early in the night to make them breakfast of cultural haitian food, which is different cause usually he’d just make em eggs, pancakes, and pour them juice n call it a day and when its time calls em down

•they come down sleepy as hell and BOOM a lot of food on the table and tims goin “happy birthday!!!!WOO👐🏿” and curly and angela is standing there like “🧍🏿‍♀️🧍🏿” absolutely confused

•they know its their bday but tim????being THIS happy????unheard of, their brother had to b replaced by aliens

•they eat slowly cause theyre still cautious and think tim is about to deliver news but NOPE breakfast is goin swell, they WERE gonna leave and head to school but tim had 2 (two) surprises for them

• 1) he has jewlery for em, a ring for curly and a necklace for angela 2) they aint goin to school today YEAAA

•now curly and angela dont rlly get jewelry, the ones they already have is like ones their parents gave em and they never rlly got new ones, and curly and angel already skip school but like its RARE tims the one to not let them go voluntarily

•they jewelry could either b bought or handed down to em from tim bc he was an only child for 3 years so his parents did just buy shit only for him at some point in time

•anywho, nothing too eventful rlly happens until the actual celebration of their bday, curly and angela is just chillin but kinda wondering wtf got i to tims drink or food for him to b actin THIS jolly

•tims just down stairs settin up the balloons, the cake, his card, man hes just rlly happy to have his lil siblings man, he basically raised them and is glad they came this far

•at some point he DID pour them some champagne since idk bout yall but drinking a LIL bit is common for caribbean kids during celebrations i would know😭😭

•also its the first time in a while curly and angela actually saw tim smiling, usually he has a smirking kinda smile but today hes like SMILING smiling, a lil weird to see but it actually rubbed off on curly and angela a lil bit

•generally speaking the rest of the bday was just, a regular bc day, well regular for us but for curly and angela it was a special bday cause they never celebrated it like that

•maybe when tims 20 or 19 curly and angela try making tim his own bday party

[colgatebluemintygel]

just remembered a genuine nightmare where I checked ur tumblr & u posted oao is no longer updating💀u like included a bullet list of where the plot was goin but u were like love u but ✌🏼🫶🏼laughin at the banality of this dream & wanted to share!! but!! ZERO pressure re: update!!! genuinely so so happy ur finding space for other projs (aesoh was soo soft i couldnt love it more) & life (o academiaAa 🫠), only sharing bc oao has permeated my subconscious & it tickled me. hope ur doin well minty!

ANON HAHA the casual peacing out ... hate to even entertain ur nightmares but... that is probably exactly what would happen if i were to abandon oao 🤭 I SHANT THOUGH i prommy ... literally unless something truly categorically tragic happens irl i am not going anywhere 😇 CANT believe you dreamed abt that though ,.... honoured to have starred in ur dreams .. blushing rn i won't lie ... 💋💋

and eeeep thank you anon <333 (so so sooooo happy you enjoyed aesoh 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂) i still struggle to fully dedicate brain space to more than one thing at a time, but new ideas are always popping up ! and inspiration is such a flighty thing, i think it's good 2 follow it when you find it <3 even if it doesn't lead anywhere concrete just yet. anywho this ask made me giggle xxx and i am doing v well !!! i spent all of yesterday making my sister a bday cake and despite the fact that everything went awry i was calm . collected, even .. and it turned out so good (my grandad said it was the best chocolate cake he'd ever tasted 🤭 but he was also off his rocker on edibles soo ... LMAOO) anywho in the past i would have been full on wiwhw remus-ing when my mousse didn't set. rocking back n forth in the corner having a meltdown n such .. perhaps we need to get him some fluoxetine 😇 it seems to have worked 4 me !

[tokillamockingbird427]

hey katar :D

sorry i kinda went mia for a few weeks, shits kinda’ve been all over the place. to put it short, constant mental breakdowns, anxiety attacks, and sleep deprivation is not a fun combination to have when you’re so stressed out about every little thing :| . but ! on the bright side, it was my bday(3rd of this month, had a test/quiz on that day too…story of my life.), and i got a bit more sleep last saturday which made me feel a bit more energized…but tired :3. (instead of coffee, i throw cold ass water to my face to wake me up.)

but, ive been working on that mama walker ask fic, but if im honest i have no clue when thats coming out, since im writing it really slow. seems like i have a bit of writers block along with this long, horrible artist block ive been having…fun times(i can’t even draw a face.). but i have everything planned out…ish.

anywho, i’m not sure if ill post another ask anytime soon, since im a bit more on edge than i usually am about my asks due to a lot of overthinking, as well as college and stuff so im not too sure…but ill be back :D.

(wrote this jusstt incase you’ve been wondering where ive been in the past 17 or so days.)

—🎧 anon

Heya! Been thinking/wonder about you.

Sorry to hear about that man, I hope things get better for you soon. But happy birthday! That's fun! Quizzes the day of are less fun but hey, two steps forward one step back I guess. Lol.

It's good to hear you're working on it! That's fun. Don't worry about going slow either, progress is progress even if it takes a minute. Like I'm taking my sweet time with Repentance and I ain't sweating it, I'll get there when I get there and hey, it might turn out better in the long run since I'm taking my time. Same story (hah) for your fic; Good things take time to build.

Aww, overthinking sucks. Again I hope you feel better soon, I love seeing you in my inbox.

Coma back anytime you're ready buddy

[masuchu]

Hi hi, I hope you're doing well!

Your zhongli fic was chefs kiss. I can't stop reading it!

And thank you so much for the follow on my side blog !!! ( it's @/lythrxm btw but alas asks wont allow blogs off main to ask questions XD ).

HIIII !!!

eeeeeekahshdh i’m so glad you liked it!! that makes me so so happy TwT . had to give my bby some love on his bday <3

ah, good ol’ tumblr and having stupid features like that loool . i’ve followed you on both now anywho, so we’re mooties now !! i’m so glad :33 also excited to binge all of your writing !!

<3

[bylertruther]

hey denise!! hope this msg doesn’t come too late but I just wanted to officially wish u a happy bday!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊 ur such a sweet genuine person n evry time ur on my dash it makes me rlly happy to see wht u have to say always, n tbh ur just a super fun person in general n im honored to be moots (and dare I say friends<3) with u bshjekwq♡ anywho not to get all mushy on u but hope u have a great rest of ur day🫂🫂🫂

oh, max. 🥹 thank you so much! you're always so kind to me and i really do appreciate it every time. the honor and pleasure are all mine, seriously. 🫂 no matter how long it's been now (and we're coming up on a year ahem not tht i've been keeping track or anything.. 👉👈), i still get tht same giddy giggly kicking my feet feeling tht i used to whenever i'd see tht you replied to my comments on ao3 hehe. you say that i'm a sweet genuine person, but you're so attentive and Kind with a Capital K that whenever you take the time to compliment me i feel like i have to look away from the screen like an overwhelmed (/pos) little freak whose brain has melted and started oozing out of their ears. so, that's all to say ofc that i love the mushiness and you and i'm once again wrapping you up in the world's tightest hug. thank u!!!! 🩷

[bbael]

Hi my love, how are you doing?

I know it's been months but life is so chaotic despite taking medication

I've got little updates of my life.

Luna sadly passed away a few months ago at the start of the year, and since then it's been hard to live each passing day without her.

Namun is now 3 years old, and we bought a (dog) cake for him. We couldn't take any pictures but he was SO happy to have a cake for himself.

My dad found a little dog left alone to die near the campo and now she's part of our family.

Her names is Pietra, but we call her Pipino / Pipina /Pipín. We think that Luna sent her so we wouldn't miss her too much.

She loves being held like a baby (also hair and back reveal)

Hellooo my love<333 i've been missing you :(❤ so sorry to hear you've been having a rough time despite the treatment. I get it though, sometimes life just. really be like that. I'm here for you if you ever need someone to talk, even if just to take your mind out of things happening.

& I've been doing well ! At least better than I was a couple months ago which is great & i try to stay positive ;_;!!

I'm so sorry about Luna's passing, she was such a lovely girl and I know you adored her!! Actually sent you a message when I read about her some time ago but it seems it didn't reach you? and now I'm so sorry I didn't send you a dm instead -_-.

I know how hard it is to lose your long time pet, do know im still sending you all my love and support no matter how long has passed❤ little Luna will be remembered so lovingly.

But also..i'm so happy to finally get some Namun news oh my goddd <333 sorry to be like this but he is my fave of your little pack hahdhfk. Bet he's still just a puppy. Also overjoyed to know he got his own safe to eat cake.....that is so cute :(( i hope he also got a silly bday hat too? No??

& so glad you guys just keep adopting strays and giving them a dign, healthy and happy life!! Pipin looks so cute like a little parrot perched upon your shoulder and I also love her little vest hehe (and your hair omfg!!!ze....).

Please give ALL of your babies many forehead kisses, pets and ear scratches from Me. Know if I was around I would be obssessing over them 24/7!

Since u sent me dog updates I guess I'd also share mine? Kind of?

My bestie adopted the TINIEST puppy from an abandoned batch(?) on god knows where and even though she isn't mine, I get to spend a lot of time with her and it brightens my days a lot. Her name is Pócima and she's barely over one month old or something but already knows how to play fetch and roll around on command hehe. She's just a baby but so smart😭🖤

Wish I could post pics but id feel bad since its not *my* pet sjfjfk but shes black and still fits on the palm of my hand.

Anywho... Thank you so much for dropping by Ze🖤🖤i really miss u tons...

Once again..sending all my kissies and cuddles to ur gang (and you too, if thats your thing 😳) & am hoping things get easier over there! One day at a time luv❤ love you lots!!

[rirismommyspace]

Riri gess wat!!! I gots into da college I wana go to!! An an an I gon be in da newspaper fow a award I gots fow ma psat scores las year! M super happy!! We tooks da picturs an do da inerview fow da newspaper dis mownin so I gots out of firs period hehe. An dey changd da closin manger at work fwom da dum dum to a diffent on and I atually gots to leav on tim today!! Actually I left a little early ! Anywho how was ur bday riri??? I hopes u had lots an lots of fun!!!

˚₊✩‧₊ OHMYGOSH!!! congratulations little one!!!! So many cool things !!! Did you have fun with the interview? Are you excited for college? I hope you're able to have lots of fun experiences!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ And my birthday was good lovely!! My friend came over and we had lots of fun! How are you doing lately Angel ? I hope you're taking good care of yourself <3 stay safe!!

[captorsicallfriends]

hello diya my beloved 💌 it's me your fav insane bestie <3 literally made this acct so i can send more asks + send you pictures 💖💖💖

i think it's already your bday for your timezone BUT IF IT'S NOT I'M SORRY AAA open this when it is <33

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIYA THE SANITY TO MY IN <3 <3 <3 i hope you have the most beautiful day and enjoy it. i'm so so so happy that we're friends; you're one of the sweetest and most attentive ppl i know. literally you pay attention to the little but important things that most ppl wouldn't give a second thought to. whether it be abt media, events, people, or ANYTHING. one of the many things i love + appreciate abt you. you are so slay and you + your phd are amazing and iconic. us w/ tini (real) !!

i miss + love our jsdjjsdjjsd ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 conversations + chats sm, our energy is truly >>>. literally the best person to attend tini and giulia bae's concerts w/ 💗💗💗 and also no one i'd rather share the beautiful experience of eamon with ❤️‍🔥🤩 truly a core memory

diya you are such a beautiful person inside and out i appreciate you + your energy so much. you are as beautiful as this dress tini wore at an awards show last week 💓💓💓

also tini performed at the opening of a sports stadium this weekend and during the transmission the reporters made some terrible comments abt her and it was so :(( but tonight, at her show, she RESPONDED IN THE MOST SUBTLE BUT BEST WAY POSSIBLE IT WAS ESP FOR YOUR BDAY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 see even tini feels your slay <3

anywho i'm sorry this ask is so chaotic but would you rather it be anything else ??!! love you so much diya, can't wait to talk to you more soon 💓

omg ilysm ty and tini is SLAYING AS ALWAYS

[theangryjikooker]

Hello again! I posted an ask to you before and earned myself a DA tag <3 which made me stupidly happy btw hehe.

Anywho, soft hour is open. I want to know your top 3 “uWu snatching/just hits you in the feels” jikook moments. The ones off the top of my head that never fails to make me ☺️🥺😭 (and not in that order but a disgusting mix of all those emotions at the same time) are (also, in no particular order):

1) gimbap Vlive, that moment where jimin nudges his head against jungkook’s, asking again “how do you want your eggs?” and jungkook’s SOFT giggle (gosh, I love when they are being such dorks messing with eachother 🥺)

2) that one concert where jungkook turns around only to cry harder and jimin wiping his tears for him (ughh. What more do I have to say? 🤧)

3) that one bday message to jimin. the one with ‘sorry’ after every line (yeah idk that one just gets me. Just undeniable sweetness overload)

So…looking forward to your list of ONLY 3! Okay? Just. Three. :P

And p.s. I am loving all the positive engagements and discussions happening here. I’m impressed by all the different kinds of asks you are getting, with some being much more thought provoking (well, thought provoking for a nincompoop like me). I wouldn’t even know where to begin answering those asks! But you are so good at articulating how you feel in your replies, and it’s been really interesting lurking around your blog and seeing what kind of ask you get hit with. Anyway, keep it up! Hope you have a good week <3

Hello, anon! Darling anon is just a catch-all tag for all my sweetheart anons that I don't know if I should tag as a supporter or in the anti-jkkr jikook club (all of which are based on my own arbitrary assessments lol). If you want a specific tag so I know which anon you are, just let me know and I'm happy to give you one! You can pick one or I can make one up based on previous posts you've submitted. 💜

I love soft hours 😭 thank you for letting me participate because it's not always soft up in here lmao. But three? ONLY THREE?!

1. Same as you, when Jimin gets all up in Jungkook's face for not being more specific. 💔 Literally a what the hell, not while I'm eating! moment. This moment and D3 Jikook are on the same level of suspicious for me.

2. In the Japanese interview where Jungkook speaks for Jimin in a question addressed to Jimin, and he says that Jungkook is the one that makes him happy? I AM SO SOFT. He doesn't often do stuff like this (and this is pretty relevant to an upcoming ask that I'd received), which explains why I LOST MY MIND when it happened.

3. My last moment is kind of the odd one out because I think it was a fan cam that caught it, but it's when they're done with the choreography, and before moving off-stage, Jungkook clearly waits for Jimin to take his hand before taking off. I don't know if there was any context behind it (e.g., was it too dark for Jimin? Though this seems unlikely), but it looked like an extremely tender gesture for an environment that they would be comfortable in and know how to navigate well enough. Admittedly, I project a lot when I watch this because it reminds me of my partner who will do this when we're in a crowd, for example, and when I tell you THE WAY my heart flips when he does this. It's so alpha energy (and I don't mean in an ABO way, please keep that away from me lmfao), and I die every time it happens.

Again, thank you so much for your lovely ask and also for your kind words. I WILL CRY. Also, I know I said you can pick your own tag, but I've decided that you're soft anon anyway. 😭😋

[husbandhoshi]

JENOOOOO that man is so mfin fine and hes 10000% the strong n silent type ..... luv it when a man never opens his mouth ....... luv his big nose, looks real nice to sit on ,,.,,.,........

anyways happy early birthday lily !!! 22 is so gonna be so sexy and amazing for u baby <3

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP the visceral reaction i had to reading this ask. nsfw but i've been thinking...he's absolutely the type to just let you sit on his face if you're stressed. no explanation needed. you'll walk in the door and huff, and he doesn't need an invitation to either kneel on the kitchen floor or to put your stuff on the table and lead you to the bedroom. "baby i had such a bad day," you'd say and he's already pawing at ur thighs (but if you just want to talk i KNOW he's a god tier listener). and i KNOW he has a big dick. i just know it.

ANYWHO. thank you for the bday wishes love <3 sadly i am entering another 4 years of grad school but excited for my sexy 22s !!

[nightswithkookmin]

I loveeeee the way ur brain works and i like all ur posts and love reading them. Its Jimin day today and i wont lie that i am feeling a bit sad about whole JK not posting on JM bday because he was getting active on Social media again and i thought its because of JM bday coming soon but i hope they are happy and JM had a blast celebrating his bday.. it annoys me how other ship( u know which ship) is happy and making fun about this situation and calling Jikook bond fake and nonexsistant. 1/2

Ahhhhhh this topic!

Also me:

Packing my bags off these shipping streets. Jk don disgrace us. Lol. Kidding. If more than anything today has solidified my faith in JK and Jikook and while y'all are jumping ship imma hold the fort. Hashtag Jikook for life!

I've been receiving a lot of questions about this, about JK not posting for JM's birthday and I haven't answered any of them because- well I passed out. So...

Anywho,

Jk didn't post true, but have you thought about what it would have meant for him and JM if he had posted?

Now I see a lot of people running through the ship streets shouting Jikook broke up, something was off between them, Jikook was never real, jikook this- Jikook that- y'all need to calm your horses or I swear to God!

I mean I am down for all that wild gossip and angst but I think y'all is tripping.

Do I think they are in a bad place, HELL NO. Do I think they are not real? HELL NO! Do I think JK don lost his minds? ABSOLUTELY.

Lol

No but seriously, I'm fascinated by all of this. I'm in pain, can't process shit but when it comes to Jikook I'm always intrigued and fascinated by them.

I'm mostly fascinated by why JK pulled a 5/8, geared up for JM's birthday but then posts crickets on Jimin's birthday as you've said.

Is it me or does this whole thing feel like the tattoo girl scandal all over again? Lmho.

Up until now, I've avoided addressing Asks about Jikook coming out, JK proposing and stuff like that because those territories are a bit tricky for me- to speculate on those, I find I'd have to speculate on whether marriage is something both of Jikook want, whether both of Jikook want to come out but these are conversations I don't think y'all are ready for with me.

Not when I believe one of them, if you've been following my train of thoughts you'd know which, is not ready to make such commitments, joking about marriage and shit- yes, that tiny man. Lol.

I mean the backlash I get for the tamer things I share on here- chilee, y'all is about to eat me up for this. Here goes nothing. Mama pray for me.

I have said, late 2018 to the middle of 2019 is one of the moments I sincerely felt JK was going to 'out' Jikook just based on the way he was moving through that era until that impromptu hiatus and the following scandal.

Out Jikook as in OUT Jikook- I've told y'all Jikook have been asserting themselves against eachother. JK has been asserting himself and part of that self assertion ties in with his sexuality. He is tired of hiding. He's been tired since 2016- trouble this one.

Do I think JM is ready to come out- No. He doesn't want to come out but he doesn't want to hide hide either. Dude just want to stay in that glass closet.

Throughout my posts, I've speculated this has been a huge part of their on and off dynamics since November last year. Jk coming off too strong, JM asking for space- yall know don't make me repeat myself.

November 2019 up until today is also one such periods I felt JK was going to out Jikook, inspite of all the ups and downs they've experienced this season.

JK scares me to be honest with you. I keep saying people are looking at him wrong. Hell, people are looking at Jikook dynamics wrong I feel.

All the times Jikook have almost been accidentally outed, who's been the most terrified? It's not JK.

Jimin's face when RM said JK sneaks into JM's bed at night, his face when they walked into JK's room on Bon V and saw the cameras. I have an entire dissertation on this on my wall please get with it. Lol

Whatever silent protest JK's been on since JM's birthday last year- Not gonna lie, I felt JK was not posting for the others so he could post on JM's birthday this year as a way of coming out with him? You know, make a bold statement like he's done over the years? I'm delusional but also dead serious.

Each time I feel JK's come close to this pivotal moment, something's happened. I swear Jikook is taking years off my life- I'm exhausted.

Why is he trying to out their relationship on his own and not do that with the consent of Jimin? I'm gonna pray to God, y'all can read my mind with everything I have been saying since my posts because this is cutting it too close for me- and I'm exhausted so maybe another post next time.

Like I've said, I really believe they are in a good place this time around. Y'all know me, I don't shy from angst, I'd say if I felt there's been something off with them since they fixed whatever they were going through early half of the year.

The only tension I've sensed between them lately was on day two of the online concert when JM got a little too excited with trying to sell the sexual tension fantasy in his other ships and JK didn't look like he was happy about.

Later during the curtain call you could see dude cold stoning JM resulting in JM doing what he does best in such instances- clinging on to JK for their life. Lol.

He vanished from Namjoon's side real quick to take the bow next to JK but JK- Y'all check that moment out for yourself, see what I'm talking about.

Is that why he didn't wish Jimin a happy birthday? I don't think so. I think he put a lot of thought and preparation towards this moment to make something like this undo all of that- that is if my suspicions about what he was trying to do this year is right.

Jimin gone wake up married one of these days he won't know what hit him! Lmho.

It is why, I don't buy this whole he didn't post for the others which is why he didn't post for Jimin narrative. When have you known Jk to care about things like these?

The man literally got a birthday present for Jimin gave it to him in the presence of some of the members without doing same for them. Singling JM out like this is nothing new to him. He has done so consistently over the years to let this deter him.

The question y'all should be asking is why he didn't post for the others in the first place. They are all friends and posting for eachother's birthdays is a long standing tradition in BTS so why is he breaking from this culture all of a sudden?

Is he rebelling? Is he protesting? What is he trying to do? Right?

This moment has been building up since last year after JM's birthday and I honestly believed he was going to go through with it- hell I bought a wedding dress and shit- Jikook you son of bish!

I have said the company is giving them much room to be themselves, RM isn't breathing down their necks, JM looked like he was finally committed- everything looked great between them in my opinion except perhaps for the growing tensions between JK, V and Namjoon- If you've been paying any attention to their recent Twitter war.

I hate speculating based on nothing, so I'm just going to point out to you my observations without drawing conclusions- I'll share my thoughts on what these moments means when I've had more content to peruse and analyze from now- but for now you can make of it what you will:

1. JK starts a count down on Twitter, JM responds and continues the countdown.

Now I clocked, the moment JK posted this on the 5th that he had something up his sleeves with regards to Jimin which I shared with y'all. He was going for a 5/8/13 it's not news now.

2. After Jimin posts day 4 for the countdown, who ever was going to post after him was going to have to post day 3 to continue the countdown right? But Tae posts a V-cut instead breaking that chain.

Now I remember joking about this moment with a friend, rolling my eyes exclaiming, here they go again! V is trying to sabotage JK yet again, and he'd turn around and ask why their friendship is dwindling. The pettiness and passive aggressiveness of it all!

That moment reminded me of when he called JK out for attempting to eyefuck JM through the viewfinder in the Dynamite MV reaction video. Remember that? Same energy to me.

They do shit like this and their shippers will not take note but will turn around and act surprised when we say Taekook ain't all that- rolling my eyes.

3. Hobi continues the countdown with day 3 and RM posts something random the next day but I think it was to neutralize the Taekook shenanigans. Neutralizing is what RM does best- we been knew.

4. Jk posts his Savage Love cover on the 8th and equally doesn't partake in the countdown he himself initiated because- Savage.

5. Suga posts day 2. RM and Jin posts day 1 and Tae posts D-Day on the D day to promote the concert. Yadda yadda yadda.

Now I didn't think much of this moment to be honest- i merely took a mental note of it for future reference, and was paying close attention to their interactions at the concert- which we will talk about soon..

I didn't make much of this bit until VJoonKook became a hold out on Jimin's birthday. They were the last three to post, two of whom ended up not posting at all for Jimin"s birthday- fucking traitors.

It was at this point I felt compelled to put on my tinfoil hat. And reevaluate the situation.

Why were these three people the same trio engaged in that little squabble just a few days ago on the timeline? I wondered.

It felt as if Taekook were engaged in a Russian Roulette racing the clock while Joonie stood by waiting to neutralize whatever shit those two were going to pull on the timeline.

Call me delusional but I felt JK was going to post, Tae was going to try to one up him with a ridiculous post or counter his post- V and his fucking VMin agenda! Lmho

RM was going to end up mirroring whatever JK was going to post to neutralize it as per usual- leave me alone. I said I'm delusional. Let me be. Lol.

There's just a lot going on all at once and it's easy to lose sight of subtle moments like these when they happen.

Like Jimin saying he would be on VLive soon, which first of all- yay!

Y'all know I've been keeping my eyes on the app, most especially how the members are going to use it post IPO, post Soop- I have a lot of questions; will they be monitored like they were in May? Will they be able to have intimate interactions with the fans like before?

Y'all know my theory about Jikook and the VLive stuff so I'll leave it there.

Now as for what this moment here means, I think it's a humbling experience for all of us but mostly for Jimin-JK you sonova bish! Lol

Jimin is the one who loves to flex his bond and relationship with JK, he loves to show off their relationship. He is the one who's been called all sorts of names under the sun just because of his relationship with JK- even if they are friends.

None of the members have suffered and paid a price for their relationship with JK the way Jimin has throughout the years. It is why I hate it when people compare the others to him. Even if it placates you and lessens your insecurities please don't.

I'm not pressed about no ship wars. Hell, I often start one myself- what? fun.

I'm worried for Jimin mostly.

I think JK more than anyone knows how this looks. Which is why I really don't think this is what he was aiming for all along. To make Jimin look this way- again not to say JM is better than the others he didn't post for.

I don't know what's going on with JK now but I am not about to tell you this moment is nothing. It is not nothing.

I know people want to console themselves with the whole my partner don't gotta show off on social media on my birthday to show he loves me- please shut up. Or may be don't. Y'all con shippers confound me.

This is Jikook here, showing is an integral part of their dynamics. Isn't that why people call them a fanservice ship? Because they show so much? Because they do so much?

Jikook like to show off their bond, they like claiming eachother, they like reassuring eachother and I'm sorry but Park Jimin's father set such high standards for his son's birthday for anyone who claim they love him to pull stunts like this. Do y'all know Jikook at all?! I have to ask.

Jimin loves to be treated like he is different and special. It's his love language. We know this, BTS knows this, JK knows this- don't make excuses for JK if at the very least you can't see what he was trying to do here.

Even if you don't think they are a couple they are best friends- at the bare minimum. It doesn't take more than a few seconds to login and wish a friend a happy birthday- Hobi made four and he is not dating Jimin. Just saying.

You can't yell Jikook show us a lot hence there's no need for wild theories and assumptions and bully people who come up with wild theories and then in the same breath say they don't have to openly show us they care about eachother for them to be real- Y'all are going to ship by faith now? Chileee.

I have said JK likes to retract and conceal and only shows what he chooses to show and this was his choice. It's as simple as that. He chose not to post.

He didn't do it because of no damn other members.

He occupies a huge space in JMs life to not know what this moment says about him and his highly publicized relationship with Jimin- chileee, whatever did park Jimin do to you, JK?! Jesus Christ!

Havent heard of a betrayal this grand since the birth of Judas Iscariot- Judas is that you? Lmho.

I joke but I don't find this funny at all. Bless them.

It's one thing to not post for the others, but it's different for Jimin. And this is not to say the others don't matter to JK, they do. He's called them all family but then again he hasn't placed any one of them on a pedestal the way he's placed Jimin on a pedestal now has he? So we cannot assume Jimin means the same to him as the others mean to him.

Isn't that why we ship them?

Personally, I'm hurt by all of this. It hurts me that some people are going to use this as an excuse to tease and bully Jimin, call him a liar, call into question the years of friendship between Jikook, call into question any future interactions between them- I don cried my eyes out all day for Jimin but also for JK.

It hurts that I have to defend JK and Jikook to anyone. The task wasn't easy before all of this- not that anybody sent me. Who died and made me their spokesperson. Chileee

But please let's not dismiss this moment or belittle it. It's monumental- to me anyway.

JK was on to something I'm just curious to know what stopped him this time around. I want to know if he plans on not posting at all for anyone in the future. How long is he going to keep at it?

He's tried to out them twice. Will he do it again? How is he going to do it? What is Jimin going to do if indeed this is what JK had been planning, how is this going to affect their dynamics- I'm excited for their journey however it goes.

It's their journey unauthored. I'm just here to observe and report- and may uWu while I'm at it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, we gotta ask ourselves, had JK posted anything at all today knowing full well he hasn't posted at all for anyone in the group all year, that what would that have meant for their relationship? What message would that have sent?

While we lament about this moment, let's also take a minute to ponder over what this moment might have signified if JK had actually posted.

Everything he did in the days leading up to Jimin's birthday pointed to the fact he was definitely going to post. To me it felt he was gonna come out. He was. And if he had done it- my god!

JK isn't my favorite person right about now. He can go ahead and step on leggos. No kithes for him🙄

But I have faith in him. Always. He's consistently shown and proven his love and loyalty for Jimin through out the years. You don't nibble on a man's ear in front of sixty thousand people, to find posting a simple message on his birthday tedious. This is Jikook. If it feels wrong, it is wrong.

I wish I could tell yall, this moment means nothing, that JK not posting is not a big deal but I can't. This moment is everything.

Signed,

GOLDY

[luvdsc]

helloooo it's autumn ! (ur fav anon 😉) i'll answer all the questions u asked me last time ! as for my job, i'm what's called a "youth encourager" meaning that i give advice, encouragement, and inspiration to people my age and younger. i started last monday and i'd say it's going well ! as for my bday i plan on going out to eat, having way more ice cream than i should, having a sleepover with my one of my best friends and my older brother, playing video games... ill send another ask :)

(autumn continued 😄) and i'm very excited for it! now it's in 11 days! as for junior year i have to get used to being in person again. i definitely need to catch up with my friends and figure everything out but im definitely more excited than nervous. also for classes, im taking: art, avid (college readiness class), english, environmental systems, geometry, culinary arts, principles of agriculture, and u.s. history. im really looking forward to art and culinary arts especially! sending another >

(yes this is autumn again so sorry the word limit is killing me 😤) i'm so happy ur getting to spend time with friends again and that ur doing well ♡ also u acting like a mom is so cute lol it's always so nice to hear back from u it's like having a distant older sister 😂 (and yes anatomy is just uGH straight up nasty) anywho hope u continue to be happy ! talk to u again soon (yes ! i finally beat the word count 😌)

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hi, honey bee !!!! 💓 how are you doing? how's your weekend going? and omg that sounds like such a lovely job 🥺 are you enjoying it? have you been speaking with a lot of people? do you get assigned an age group / grade level or do you connect with people at random? i'm glad to hear that it's going well!! 💘 and yesss ice cream is so yummy omg what's your favorite flavor to get? will you be going out to eat your favorite food? and aaa sleepovers are so much fun !!!! i hope you have a good time celebrating with your best friend and older brother 💛 and what's your favorite video game to play? :o

omg aaa your bday is so close now, right? 3 more days if i calculated it correctly?? it's gonna be so much fun now that school is in person again!! and junior year means prom and all that fun stuff too 🌸 will you be hanging out with your friends more over the summer now that it's safer to meet with other people? and omg omg you're taking art?? 🤩 will you be doing a specific type of art like painting or drawing or ceramics or will it be a class where you can dabble in all sorts of art? and culinary arts !!!! aaaa cooking is so much fun, pls tell me all about it when you take it and what sort of recipes you'll learn 💖 hearing about all your classes is making me feel so nostalgic :')

lsjdflakjsd yeah i think the word limit still exists on the website, but it's not there if you use the app 🤧 and thank you so much!! 🥺💗 one of my best friends came to my family's bbq today and i'm really happy i got to spend time with my friend 🥰 asdfhalkjsdf omg is this what being an older sister is like? i'm the youngest in my family, and i have an older sister, so i never got to experience what it's like to have a younger sibling 🤧 (anatomy is long gone now, no need to waste anymore brain cells on it 😤) and thank you so so much, lovebug, i hope you're doing well and are happy too !!! i hope to talk to you soon, sweetpea 💜💜

[your-kpopmama]

oMFG THE POEM WITH IT I LOVE THAT SM AHAHA ANYWho HI IM SO SORRY I WENT AGAIN, IDK WHAT IM DOING LATELY BUT I MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU, I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO THE TWINS (i think it was on the 6th so im sorry!!) Have you been able to resume renovating your house yet? (this message is a mess but idk how to make things flow lol) ((also have you gotten round to any of the requested one-shots? (no pressure tho! jus curio if mine came in lol)))

HI T! I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU TOOOOOOOO. IM ALWAYS CHECKING MY INBOX TO SEE IF YOU SENT ANYTHING ;-; my day was okay. Nothing too exciting. I lazed around and played Dragon Age: Inquisition lmao. And their party was on the 6th but their bday was the 26th of june! So its okay! Haha. And no renovations. We are in a bind so we had to stop that for now. Tho luckily we only have the kitchen floor and painting the laundry room left and then its all outside work. And yes! Im working on the one shots! I did get yours and i have it in my drafts!. Ive been working on them all little by little in between the chaos that is my life rn hahahah. 💜💜💜How are you doing? Are you ready for classes to start soon?? Hows things with your friend?

[ashdavis12]

Happy Birthday Sally!

Since I couldn’t really DO anything brilliantly special for your birthday this year, I thought I’d write you a blog. (Maybe this could become a birthday tradition, eh?) Yeah I'm not creative or whatsoever so you gotta suck it up hoe. Maybe make America little smaller so that i can DO something?

Anywaayyyy here are some wack ass wishes by your dumb little hoes. (I read them all and they all are weird asf)

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Hi Ezzy! im on my computer at the moment so I can't use emojis lol. You'll have to work with me. Anywho, it's your freaking birthday girlie! Although I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that. Now I know we don't talk much anymore, but I hope ya know that I still think you're freaking fabulous of course. You're 14 now if im right. Gosh that makes me feel old lol. I'm gonna stop bLaBBeRiNg now and get to the point. I usually tell this to everyone on their birthday but I always mean it.

I hope your day is filled with absolute loads of happiness that you can barely take it and of course presents I mean come on. Don't let anything worry you, have fun, laugh, and enjoy the day girlie.

- Loads of love, Katy.<3

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Merry Christmas Sall😙🎈🎉I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY. It's not that long ago when you were still a small bean🎈 ah children grow so fast. I wish you all the best and lots of love. Hopefully all your wishes will come true 🎈🎈🎉🍺

- the big hoe mar🎈

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EZRA! YOU’re THE SWEETEST LITTLE COOKIE! A LITTLE DUMB BUT CUTE ENOUGH TO GET BY. YOU MADE THIS YEAR SO MUCH BETTER FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND I THINK EVERYONE LOVES YOU FOR IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY🥳

- Aniket

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLY!!!!

Happy birthday to my beautiful friend 💕wish for u much love and many laughs , stay blessed and enjoy ur big day , love u so much 💜

i remember how we became friends when someone finally decided to adopt me a.k.a you😭😍

Bunnie (myra)

HAPPYYY BIRTHDAY EX WIFEYYYYYY.🎂🎊🎉

I hope u enjoy your day to the fullest, i love u and have loads of fun on your special day...

I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. Hope your birthday is as special as you are.May all of your dreams come true. Thanks for being such a great friend. I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my sally❤

- Sofia

To queen sally,

As we are busy embracing the arrival of a new year 2020, we mustn't forget a very special occasion too. It's your birthday, Sally. You are the queen of Atlantis, and people ought to celebrate the queen's birthday in a grand way, right? So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY *trumpets playing* I always felt like you were my twin since you are so smol and cute. You are too precious, sally. It's illegal for you to even look outside since you are so arrestingly adorable. Thanks for helping me whenever I was in need. I always felt comfartable talking to you. You are a bright giant social butterfly, a limelight to which all the ugly moths aka us including me are drawn to. You, your clever jokes and your pervertness just makes me laugh like a maniac. Most of all, thanks for always being there for me in times of happiness, in times of need. On your special day, I hope you live to a trillion years old, so you can tell your great great great great great great great great ×10 can know all about your cute michiveousness and our odd family tree lol, also anna's incredible twerking!! You are the warmth of atlantis. Stay the way you are always. The world needs it. We need it. I need it in my life. Love you more than everything else in the world.

Xoxo,

Your devil Lisa😈

Happy birthday to my cute and smol nutshell

This time you're Turing 14

your are growing up so fast 😢😢😢❤❤❤ no longer smol but always cute

Ilysm and wish you all the best for the rest of the year💕

Today is your day and enjoy it to the fullest so once again happy birthday mwahhh✨✨❤❤💜💕💜💕💜

- Berry

HAPPY BIRhThday SALLY!!! You are the sweetest yet the weirdest and one of the funniest person i know🤦🏻‍♀️😂❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love, and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!All things are sweet and bright. May you have a lovely birthday Night. Don’t ever change! Stay as amazing as you are. STAY HAPPY,STAY CRAZY BITCH!!!! I love you and will always be here if you need me 🥺🥺💖💖🥳🥳🥳💝💝💝💞💞😁😁😁

-Addya

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!! MY HOE IS GROWING UP :') This is like the 3rd year together omg! And 2nd year of your bday celebration! We've had so many memories bish.. Peppa pig jokes, dying over hot guys and girls, LARRY, talking bout life and shared the weirdest shit to each other! Hope we stay this way forever! Man! You're growing up! But never change the way you are! I LOVE YOU SOO FUCKING MUCH 😭❤️! Imma give you a gift soon!! And HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY AGAIN MY HOE!!!

- Hazel

dear Ezra! happy, happy birthday to you my lil cutie! I can't believe that you're already 14, but I also said that when you turned 13😂😂 but it's true, you grow soo fast. it was like yesterday when you turned 13 and now you're 14. I just want to let you know that you're a amazing best friend, and I wouldn't want anyone else to be my best friend than you. you're the person I can tell everything to. you're just awesome and I've missed you a lot. but I'm really thankful that I met you, and that you came such a huge part of my life. we've drifted off a lot. but the love is still there, at least from me. but I hope we'll get closer again this year. I wish the bestest for you. I hope you will have a great day! 💞💞 I love you so much more than you think😘😘💕💕

Today is your day and enjoy it to the fullest so once again happy birthday mwahhh✨✨❤❤💜💕💜💕💜

happy birthday once again our Moana💞💞🥰🥰🥺

- Mer

My dear Cuteness,

so you're 14 now? Damn I still remember the time you were just 12 years old, feeling evil because you were illegally on amino and having the time of your life.

I never would've thought I'd still be in touch with you today, but here we are. And with every passing day talking to you I love you a little bit more.

I don't even know where to begin. All the things that happened during the time. We laughed, we cried, we had fun and drama and so much more. I wouldn't want to miss a single second and I certainly don't regret any of it.

So today we celebrate your second birthday together, and I hope it will be as amazing as the last one.

You're my little cuteness, my love and my happy place. You're the person I rely on the most from all of you.

This is to all the following years we get to spend together. To all the memories we will make.

"The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad

If we got each other, and that's all we have

I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand

You should know I'll be there for you

When the world's not perfect

When the world's not kind

If we have each other then we'll both be fine

I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand

You should know I'll be there for you"

I guess that lyrics describes it pretty well.

I love you, Sally. And I wish you the happiest birthday of all.

All the love,

your mommy

No, this shit doesn't have my wish because mine is a long ass crap so you gotta have patience. Now stfu and go 😡🖕🏽

[pftones3482]

Hey pal. Hope you're doing ok. I just noticed how you're posting more Miraculous stuff and It makes me happy. That's how I found this blog in the first place! You basically got me into Voltron. Thanks for that. Anyway, I was wondering if you have any Miraculous fics? Any kind idc. I can't commission you but I read old ones. Hope you're excited bout S3 of VLD and S2 of ML! (And maboi lance bday hoo yah) best wishes! Be safe and I hope you can get out of your current predicament. Uhhh bye

Hello anon! Yeeeaahhh sorry for the onslaught of Voltron, but I'm glad you got into it!!! Miraculous kinda died out for a while cause....you know...hiatus...but its been coming back on my dash a lot more. Still love it, there's just no new content right now, ya know? Anywho, yes I do have Miraculous fanfiction! I'm on mobile so I can't link, but you can find me on Fanfiction.net at the same name as here. I've got....a dozen? Maybe more, maybe less. Some angst, some fluff, little bit of everything. I only have one multi chapter fic, and its a Halloween fic, but yeah! Hope you enjoy!Thanks for messaging, anon! I hope you have a lovely day!!!