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paradisechid800 · 7 months
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Ares: By the way, I wanted to ask, What happened to Adonis? I haven't seen him around much. Aphrodite: *admiring the golden apple* Oh, I killed him. Ares: Y-You what? Aphrodite: Yes, I turned into a wild boar, killed him, and then framed you. Ares: Why! Aphrodite: Because he was pretty...too pretty. Aphrodite: *crushes the golden apple* No one can be prettier than me. Ares: ... Ares: I'm both scared...and aroused.
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goblinwithartsupplies · 5 months
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Had an idea on a magical object Ares or Aphrodite might git their kids
The cap turns into a helmet when pulled over the face. Maybe it could turn into a whole set of armor.
I feel like if Aphrodite had a child as her Aphrodite Ariea epithet (war like Aphrodite) she would claim the child by covering them in brilliant shining armor. They freak out and take the helmet off only for the armor to disappear and be left holding a ball cap.
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lovelypearls · 1 year
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30 Days of Aphrodite
Day 18: What’s something you wish more people knew about Aphrodite?
I feel like I've said it 10 times at this point but I really wish more people knew about her Ariea, her "Warlike" epithet and how she was seen as a goddess of war in certain areas in ancient times. So many people reduce her down to just "pretty goddess of love" but she's so much more than that! Also how caring and warm she is when I meditate with her, she's very motherly and it comforts me a lot and I feel like people wouldn't see that side of her if they only knew about her very basics
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rosquinn · 8 months
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did you know there was a war goddess aphrodite in sparta named aphrodite ariea?
yep! and it's about the coolest epithet I've ever heard of
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paradisechid800 · 10 months
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Aphrodite: Wait, so you are a goddess of love and beauty too. Freya: Yeah, I am also a goddess of fertility. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: Uh, I'm also the Goddess of sex. Aphrodite: Me too! Freya: ... Freya: I'm also the Goddess of War. Aphrodite: ... Aphrodite: *Pulls out Spear* ME TOO!!!
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paradisechid800 · 1 year
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Aphrodite: Hello, Kratos.
Kratos: Aphrodite!? I don't have time for your games.
Aphrodite: *taking of earrings* Oh, that's fine. I hate games anyway.
Kratos: Than move.
Aphrodite: I would, but I can't let you destroy Olympus. *Bites off acrylics*
Kratos: ...
Kratos: Wait, are you about to--
Aphrodite: *Mollywhops the crap outta him"
Kratos: WHAT IN THE HADES!!??!?!?
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paradisechid800 · 1 year
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Typhon: You can't defeat me, Zeus.
Zeus: Oh, I know I can't...But she can.
Aphrodite: TYPHON!!!!!
Typhon: ?!?!?
A few hours earlier
Zeus: You know, Typhon says more beautiful than you.
Aphrodite: He...Said...What...?
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