#apple pie America

[call-me-cosmic]

In honor of Pedro’s newest (and perhaps greatest) role as Tim Rockford from the Merge Mansion mobile game. What a time to be alive.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what are the origins of the phrase “American as apple pie”?

Oddly enough, both apple pie and the saying originated in ancient Rome, long before America was known to the region. Even more bizarre, their local version for Rome in the year 200 was "As Roman as Philly Cheesesteak."

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

[ohyoufool]

we can agree: jack and bitty both watched the superbowl

we cannot agree: motives. bitty watched it to compare to the 2013 beyonce halftime show, which featured an iconic destiny's child reunion and is forever the gold standard of performances. jack watched it because he wants to buy a football team before elon musk.

[draw-the-earth]

Our favorite king of apple pies!

Did you know that the state of Washington grows about 66% of America’s apples?

[stuckyfingers]

Imagine how normies in the MCU would react to Stucky... would they not know about it or would Steve and Bucky kiss in front of a Fox news host or would he post a wedding pic out of the blue or would he randomly update the Smithsonian to call bucky his lover

Would people go on tiktok the first thing after the news and make 'History Hates Lovers' edits for them? How would conservatives react because that would be hilarious. Would we have #boycottCap? Or would they try to make Cap out to be one of the gay conservatives?

[idolatrybarbie]

okay i watched those fuckin. merge mansion ads. i get it.

[recursive360]

AMERICANA

[ktchie]

GOD BLESS 'MERICA🦅🇺🇸 LAND OF THE FREE LAND OF THE BRAVE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!!!🦅🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHH!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[real-bucky-barnes]

I’m so tired but my Stevie made me apple pie he’s so perfect. Get you a man who will see that you’re tired and make your favorite dessert and tell you he’ll love you in every lifetime.

[yvestal04]

Thank you everyone for loving my Plumky art! :) I feel even more inspired to continue on this series for the purpose to uplift myself and others. We have a new guest! Captain Ameripie / Pieve Rogers strides in! 

Plumky is a happy plum. 

[coralcatsea]

I need to see apple pie prince Alfred doing this right now. 😆

[a-dorky-american]

Y'all, if you are looking for a good one-shot fanfic for the night

READ

THIS

ONE

It's on Ao3. It's fantastic writing. It's sweet, it's funny, AND it's relatable! READ IT! Leave a kudos for this writer and a comment if you wish!

[natura-est-sacellum]

Oh...my...God. Of all the things to scream "CuLtURaL APprOpRiATioN REEEEEE!!!!" at...this is by far the stupidest.

Heads up to all people of color, including white folks: you don't own lip gloss. You don't own brows. You don't own hairstyles. You don't own handbags or shoes, or whatever else you want to say is "cultural appropriation" if someone from a different culture wears it. Unless it has spiritual significance, like kohl liner for middle-eastern women, kabuki-style makeup for asian women, or native american warpaint (not technically makeup, I guess; just covering my bases)...you. Don't. Own. It.

Like, it's lip gloss. You weren't the first people to wear lip gloss, or even wear it a certain way. And even if you were, that doesn't give you the right to cry about it.

[annalobergh]

Guarda "American Apple Pie" su YouTube

[bits-of-wit]